Turkey Joining EU
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I've figured out a perfect plan for Turkey to join the EU, despite opposition from many current members.
Have you heard of a corporate inversion? For example, a small Irish drug company will "take over" a large multinational headquartered in the US, which then becomes a large multinational headquartered in Ireland and pays lower taxes.
Turkey just needs to annex Greece and rename itself Greece, and voila, EU membership.
Why don't some germans just go to Turkey and rape the little boy and call it even?
>>79719927
>raping Anzu
>not tenderly loving his boyhole until he gets pregnant
>>79719227
A NATO nation attacking an EU nation, that is also a member of NATO.
Whatever could go wrong with that?
/pol/ U R an genius.
>>79719927
we may be Russian rape babies, but we don't pillage/rape/murder ourselves through the world.
anymore...
>>79720109
Ew, having sexual intercourse with a vermin
>>79719227
The Greeks are already mainly of Turkish descent
>>79719227
Who is this
>>79719227
Fuck you, immigrant Turk-roach!
>>79722432
An apricot who lives in a jar
>>79720109
>boyhole
>getting pregnant
>>79719927
>>79720109
>wanting to fuck a sentient blob of makeup
>>79725489
nice shoop roastie
I've been analyzing this Turk boygirl's videos, he/she has a lot of makeup and wigs and makes a shitload of videos which leads me to conclude there are definitely some complex identity issues. Coupled with the fact he/she is dangerously anorexic, and the fact that weeb culture is frowned upon in Turkey, this leads me to believe this individual is mentally ill and in need of serious therapy.
What do you gain by worshiping this creature? Do you hope for some anime fantasy where he/she comes over to your house and you snuggle for three hours watching a shitty degenerate Japanese cartoon? You would then have to deal with his/her mental illness and body dysphoria. Are your intentions more sexual in nature? Then you must realize this thing cannot possibly procreate due to his/her anorexia, so what would be the point?
>>79725938
>implying the one you posted isn't the shooped one
I can tell by some of the pixels and I've seen quite a few shoops in my time.
>>79726366
In my animu fantasy, Anzu becomes the Turkish version of Emperor Elegabalus.
>>79719227
>annex greece
>greeks indirectly get constantinople back
>we get greece back
pretty much a perfect plan
>>79719927
>boy
report anzu posts
sage anzu posts
do not tolerate these tranny lovers
>>79719227
i love anzu so much. i would cut my arm off just to be with her. feels bad man.
