Hello, I'm here for the job interview!
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>Hello, I'm here for the job interview!
>>79686961
And that's when I told the guy
"Go kill yourself you tumblr whore, no one cares that you watch MLP and that you believe that vagina has more rights than the penis, have you ever thought about what would happen if you went to prison? No? Well you'd get so fucked in the ass that your sphincter would literally no work and every time you had to shit you wouldn't be able to control of the flow and you'd shit everywhere. Maybe this is why I want to kill myself, I live on a planet where these faggots exist."
>>79686961
Nice slide thread faggot
>>>/v/343715905
fired
>>79686961
>Hear him(?) out
>Never see him(?) again
>>79686961
>>Hello, I'm here for the job interview!
trickpost, this thing isn't going to apply for a job anywhere
>>79686961
Before a word is out,
"You know this is a professional company right? That is not acceptable here."
>>79686961
W-wh-when can you start?
>>79686961
Social engineering you say? You are hired? When can you start alienating your work colleagues?
>>79686961
You better hope that's a shock collar because i'm about to go lethal
This CV lands on your desk, what do you do?
>>79687371
>Tumblr fag asks for job
>boss fires the Tumblr fag
>Tumblr fag acquires unemployment pay
Nice job anon.
You helped America.
>S-sure, G-godleader Trump said w-we haven't filled out monthly employee quota anyway
>>79686961
>Reading job application forms
>Gender tickbox is either unticked or has "other" etc written next to it
I'm a HR person at a major corp. I have personally thrown out endless amounts of these degenerate fuck's forms.
>>79690332
Can't wait to get your job.
>>79686961
We do not employ children.
>>79690228
Tell them they are a cunt and slap them on their trans fatty ass
>>79690228
What CV?
>>79690332
Doing the Lords work.
>>79690228
Jesus
>>79686961
get......ou-
>>79686961
Lololololololo
You can go now.
>>79690925
lolololololololo
>>79690228
Thats too bad its a decent GPA
>>79690228
I execute him for being a Barneyfag.
>>79690228
>Sorry, Child Labor is illegal.
oh we're not hiring anymore
please send in the next candidate
>>79686961
How is this /pol/-related again?
>>79690228
>Computer Science
Who is surprised?
>>79687786
Au contraire! The Public Sector is full of people like this. The BBC being some kind of holding pen for these types.
>>79686961
>No, you're not.
