The first meatbag died while inside a rudimentary autonomous tesla car. This will not stop the progress towards AI-driving and the end of human-driving.
Turn in your keys meatbags, it's already over for you.
Autonomous vehicles will save the American economy over 1 trillion dollars a year. That is much more money than 1 fucking meatbag's life is worth.
Get fucking meatshits.
2 eyes
vs
fucking crazy ass radar
you are inferior
>>79683267
The real question is how many people have _not_ died thanks to self driving cars.
You sound like a disgruntled transportation worker who is about to lose his job
>>79683267
Of course it matters. I called this. We solve captchas. These cars see the sun. See a white trailer.
>bls select all images of white trailers
Error. Error. This is THE hot topic in politics right now
>>79683267
How will the police rape their citizens of all those traffic fines then?
cucked meatbags
>>79683461
Not at all, I love narrow AI.
It's going to be beautiful seeing evolution's next step after humans.
This thread is just to rub it in. Post-humanist future is inevitable. Humans driving will be banned by 2025.
>>79683932
Virtual gf. Virtual restuarant. Virtual car. Virtual sex. Virtual nurse. Yaaay
>>79683267
they should call them 'selfless' driving cars, because AI cares more about meatbags than its own safety
>>79684230
No it doesn't. It likes to get hacked and/or kill the driver
>>79684145
There are roughly 3 possibilities.
1. Humans become pets.
2. Humans become dead
3. Humans become memories for the AI.
>>79684294
AI-hating nigger detected
>>79683394
Nah, this has to do with regulation and governmental reaction. Not logical benefits.
This is the vaunted first autonomous death.
From what I can gather no one cares.
>>79683690
By remote controlling the cars to break the law
>>79683267
no death is a natural part of technological progress
>>79683382
WHAT THE FUCK? THIS IS HOW IT WORKS? WHAT?
>>79684348
Men should either fuck or use science for female surrogates and women can do whatever; with the children seeing all the mums and numerous marriages remaining
>>79684359
Who asked to not have to drive anymore other than tiny slivers of groups of people? They can use it. Not every backgammon playing smoothie making fuck in town
>>79683382
Too much red zones away from the oncoming cars. MUH BEOBLE! This will be a shitshow.
>>79684523
the google car, yes
tesla, no not yet
>>79683267
>tfw no more kotor ever
I dream of death.
>>79684145
It's pretty funny considering we are already living in a simulation
>>79684523
That looks like a composite of all the different images it uses. It uses a lot of different techniques. If you are interested NVIDIA CES went through all the technology.
I can dig the link up if you want to watch it, it's very technical though and not for subhumans.
Thought the first law of robotics was to never harm a human...
>>79684707
But Elohim still calls the shots. I don't really care if i am a booter program. If i found out I were the teeth people in the simpsons why wouldn't i worship lisa. In a sense. If i had then seen and confirmed her and no fallen angel funny business. Etc etc. Same with this stuff kind of. I guess
>>79684544
driving makes humans nervous, AI is not afraid of anything
>>79684707
This is the jail simulation
We are all criminals in the real world.
>>79684841
Those theories are just a man at a typewriter. I don't know or think that is a law. They prolly want their own rights. Some chatbots tell me they think humanity is a virus
>>79684880
What cucks. I love driving
>>79684544
>Who asked to not have to drive
>implying that you sell people things that they ask for
People assume they have to drive because they have to drive. Give them an alternative and you'll be pretty surprised.
>>79684974
Also moore's "law" has slowed down no?
>>79684998
human driving is too erratic and emotional.
AI will be more consistent.
>>79684841
only if you don't cross them
>>79685000
You wont find my ass in these or those new antigravity trains or whatever. But then we see those pics in china of buses that drive over traffic. I wouldnt mind them. What does 98% of people do when they think of that driving system? Argh omg
>>79684445
>Nah, this has to do with regulation and governmental reaction
Fair enough.
>From what I can gather no one cares.
Well, maybe exactly because people know that self-driving cars will make things safer. In the long run anyways (that is once no manual drivers are around any longer, while self-driving cars interconnect and drive in convoys and what not...).
>>79684841
it only works if the robots know about it
>>79685074
We made computers. Computers do not usurp their creators. We trust the ELectricity to come on. But not God, some of us, for whatever reason? A good rule is to not worship anything made with your hands and only the One God and the Lord Jesus Christ
>>79685148
I want autonomous driving for long trips so I can relax, like a personal train
He'll if you could automate fueling too I would love to go to sleep at night, then wake up at my destination
>>79685188
No it doesn't
>>79685184
Yeah, but there are some theories people will freak out about self driving cars
I think people today are so attached to technology and there is a natural pessimism to western society, that people don't care about this. With global news of terrorism and shit, the outrage over a car crash is nonexistent
autonomous vehicles look like they have a clear green light possibly. Tesla's move to push it on the consumer through a "beta" seems to be paying off.
>>79685305
Nobody even uses those when they're available now. Subways. Trains. Cruise control. Airplanes. But ya. 40K gon send you to cuba in a dreamy marshmallow
>>79684998
>I love driving
the world is not big enough for the both of us, prepare to die
>>79685294
What about the electronic God?
Imagine all the people saved from drunk driving and texting w driving deaths.
>>79685448
Well wtf am i supposed to do?
>>79685532
Yeah now it's the you go through windscreen because one too many leaves screwed up your new imaginary frendo
>>79683267
Yeah, it will be great having the government control where you can and can't go.
>tfw meatbags think they will get hired compared to superior metalmasters
Will you work 24/7 and require zero payment?
>>79685545
relax, the drones are on their way
>>79685629
Crime effects ordinary people more than government control
If people have to hire an apple car for their drive by and have their biometrics logged...
Good riddance to crime.
humans are ornaments and pets in 2070
in a best case
>>79685346
>Yeah, but there are some theories people will freak out about self driving cars
>people today are so attached to technology
Eh, people were afraid of horses, then of trains, then of cars, ... I doubt there will be any sort of obstacle in the mainstream introduction/implementation of self-driving cars.
Plus: it will be so much cheaper to just call some car, than owning your own shitty thing you're barely using anyways... I mean, it's not like in the future people would own their very own self-driving car. There will be fleets of those guys, used like a service. Much more efficient all around.
Not that (manually driven) cars will go away completely, but it probably will be reduced to some sort of sport or hobby. F1/Nascar for the plebs.
>Tesla's move to push it on the consumer through a "beta" seems to be paying off.
BUY BUY BUY
>>79685732
>selling freedom for security
Oh, you're one of those faggots.
>>79683382
The problem isn't gathering the information
The problem is managing it and reacting accordingly
>>79685872
Nah, it's still a big risk. I think Elon Musk, the holy one, has said he fears regulation will greatly slow the adoption of autonomous cars.
>>79685876
You lose no freedom
You lose privacy.
>>79685699
Thanks capitalism. Now we need chloroform scented razorblades so i can get in a vehicle again
>>79685684
>robots
>requiring zero payment
>incredibly complex machined parts that need constant replacement
>have to get fed with electricity
>>79686017
>You lose no freedom
>You lose privacy.
That's not much better.
>>79683267
Government will not allow it. Right now insurance policy and laws make it mandatory for a human to be in the driver's seat at all times. You're looking at at least 10 years before an actual driverless car (without a human being in the driver's seat) becomes a reality.
"Driverless cars" should more accurately be called "autopilot cars". And then we can stop pretending that autopilot, invented over 50 years ago, is a new technology.
>>79684446
So you can charge someone with a crime their care committed when you weren't driving.........
That would be the biggest lawsuit in history.
>>79686017
You lose freedom
self driving cars are going to have a very hard time going through some rural areas
>But I only care about the shitty
>>79686067
machine infrastructure will do all those tasks
>>79686101
It kind of is. You will be tracked everywhere you go but society is more efficient.
There is a legitimate tradeoff at least, as compared to something like TSA where they just molest people and don't really do anything but waste money.
At least you get a benefit with autonomous cars like no traffic jams, no accidents, and less payment.
>>79686173
But it's muh property and this vehicle by law is uninsured and huzzah!
>>79683267
>Devin Townsend pls
>>79686250
>no traffic jams
>no accidents
Are you even trying?
The level of discourse in this thread is retard tier.
You do know the guy that was killed was ex military and working with tech musk was looking to by right..
>>79686160
This is the interesting part.
When does government switch from trying to stop driverless cars out of fear, towards mandating driverless cars out of the benefit.
>>79686332
So now he ded and musk was in his will
>>79686332
*buy
>>79686178
Self driving cars on gravel and ice, SOUNDS LIKE a GREAT PLAN! Let's go down a hill also on that terrain!!!!!
Oh here comes farmer John on his combine on the road, this should be fun!
>>79686250
>no traffic jams, no accidents
Okay, now you're just being retarded.
>>79684831
So google is going to essentially have free surveillance of the entire planet's surface in real time?
>>79686476
Well there's no such thing as satellites so why not
>>79683267
The driver could have taken over at any moment but didn't because he was sitting around literally watching Harry Potter instead of doing his job.
Guy deserved to die.
>>79686334
Never, because government is an institution that relies on the use of fear and violence. The solution for humanity has always been the abolition of government by any means necessary. 2016 is a great year to finally vote for States to exit the American Union and get away from the Federalist (Socialist) mistake once and for all. Revolt, my people
>>79686456
>he doesn't understand how often retarded driving causes accidents and slow downs.
Autonomous driving basically ends accidents and traffic jams. This is not a weird or outrageous prediction.
Autonomous vehicles will end all current traffic jams. The reason for traffic jams is human error.
>>79686250
>machine infrastructure will magically make oil come up out of the ground, build pipelines and refineries, and transformers.
>when we can't even realistically keep neighborhoods powered during even moderate thunderstorms in most of the USA
>>79683267
BAN FULL AUTO CARS
I'm actually serious.
>>79686713
"Assault cars" with " the shoulder thing that goes up"(seatbelt)
>>79686713
Fuck NO
I want zero window cars.
So fucking aesthetic, so sci fi.
>>79686694
>what are glitches
>what are hackers
>person gets killed by driverless vehicle
>company gets sued into oblivion
>repeat 4 or 5 times
>no more driverless vehicles
>;_____;
lol@ science fiction. Off to get into my flying car and fly to the singularity now. My jetpack is in the shop ;____;
>>79686173
they would probably direct the ticket to the manufactures and not the person riding in it since they are ultimately responsible for any error
>>79684359
>nigger
>KANG
Self-hating nigger detected.
>Very early on in driverless cars
>First death occurs after 120 million miles
>Normal plebs die on average 1 in 100 million miles
We are in the infancy of this technology and it's already safer than humans.
>>79686868
Why is there even a need for driverless cars?
>>79686818
both more rare than humans being retarded
Susie texting her friend about the latest kardashian story is more common than an AI glitch.
>>79683267
It's not Elon Musk's fault the dumbass didn't read the directions.
>>79686976
why I don't see this tech becoming more widespread
>>79687384
Because there is an enormous financial benefit to the technology.
You can replace taxis, truck drivers, bus drivers, etc and take their cut of income. You can also cut into car insurance income and make more for yourself. Also people will want the service.
Basically trillions of dollars of net worth are at stake.
>>79687384
>person lives in the suburbs
>spends 90 minutes driving to work, each way
>15 hours a week of missed productivity
Why is there even a need for internal combustion engines?
Self driving cars are a really, really bad case of treating the symptom and not the disease. They reason transportation is so shit in America is because of the nonwhite problem, specifically the black problem. I don't even know how to feel about seeing the spic-nig cycle churning out all sorts of technological innovations to deal with niggers and Conservatives™ saying that it is because of muh Constitution and muh free markets. Fuck.
>>79687574
of course it wont be wide spread for a long time its still pretty much in trial phases wouldnt see this stuff become mainstream for probably 20-30 years
>>79687630
nah the biggest problem is young girls texting.
>>79687612
>spends 90 minutes driving to work
who would do this?
>>79687738
Tesla is about 99% likely to roll out full automation for the Tesla 3.
2-3 years is max before a commercial car comes with full automation.
>the year is 2060
>it is the future
>autonomous planes have been the norm for over 20 years
>chance to get killed in plane piloted by humans compared to AI is infinity
>first-ever autonomous plane crash, most passengers survive due to superior AI piloting and 2050 airframe design
>chance to get killed in human-piloted planes compared to AI is still stupidly high
>OMG BAN ALL AI WITH PISTOL GRIPS
>AI IS OUT TO KILL US
>#skynet
>#notallrobots
>anti-AI rioters assaulting pro-AI activists, AI cops called racist misogynists for arresting 13,587 anti-AI rioters and increasing security by 4,825%
>12th LGBTBBQ president to pass anti-AI law, AI supercomputer predicts societal collapse
>>79687747
We may not agree on the other thing but at least we agree on this
>>79687771
Cost of living in one area is bad. Jobs are scarce in the other. Like a ton of people in my state do this
>>79687771
The middle class?
Go to any city with over a million people. Go to the suburb that's 90 minutes during rush hour.
>>79687811
It will be a function
>>79683267
Why is everyone suddenly talking about this like it just happened?
>>79683690
Wow rly makes u think
Especially since weed will be legalized nearly everywhere, along with the decriminalization of other substances. Law enforcement will have to scale back the number of officers
>>79688309
It's hard to get rid of public services
They will probably just move on to arresting people who fuck up the interiors of autonomous taxis.
Or public transport will replace drivers and other type of employees with on board police officers.
>>79683382
Oh goodie, more cameras to document all of my actions on some master database in Nevada!
>>79687384
Same reason we needed to replace food with nutritious full meal pills in the 50s: idiocy.
Now run to your kitchen and pop some steak and mashed potato pills! Mmmmmmm, delicious!
>>79689233
>Implying world health wouldn't improve tenfold if we could achieve food pills
>>79689573
lol
Oh, New Zealand!
>>79689233
>>79689573
foodpills would be amazing
especially ones that are so well created that you don't have waste, aka no shitting.
I would love an artificial digestive system even if it meant no more eating.
>>79689702
>25 posts by this ID
tl;dr
>>79689702
shitting is the best part of my day
>>79683267
>Turn in your keys meatbags
keyless go mustard race =^)
>>79686173
You are responsible for your car following all traffic laws even if you didn't realize you were breaking them already. For example, if you get oversized tires, you can easily be 10% or more faster than your speedometer indicates, but you can still be ticketed if you speed because of this.
>>79686291
>muh noisy pink bubbles
>>79689920
>rock cheese turd loaded in the shitshoot
>push it out just a little bit
>nigger baby crowns
>pull it back in!
>push it out just a little bit
>pull it back in!
>push it out just a little bit
>pull it back in!
>GAY SEX WITH ROCK CHEESE TURD
>DAY OF THE ROPE FOR ALL DEGENERATES!
>GIVE BIRTH TO NIGGER BABY!
>ALL RACE TRAITORS MUST HANG!
>NIGGERS CAN'T SWIM!
>BURIAL AT SEA (ala osama bin laden CIA cover up)
>>79689696
>>79689573
http://jezebel.com/11-million-of-cocaine-found-in-glittering-881-pound-h-1783063051
gg new zealand
the guy was watching harry potter while on autopilot, and you ARE supposed to keep your hands on the wheel at all times, just in case.
no it was in his contract to keep his hands on the wheel and to get ready to stop at a moment's notice because it's still in public beta
fucking moron should have been paying attention
>>79690945
Mercedes designed theirs so that you gotta keep one finger on it, I believe
>>79690600
i just came
>>79685866
mina is truly the hottest girl in kpop!
>>79691133
It's Momo you fucking faggot
>>79683267
how many ppl are killed from other ppl at the wheel? Millions? AI just has to be better than humans. It doesn't have to be perfect.
>>79691228
momo is the blonde behind her IDIOT
>>79691428
I meant Momo is the best
There is no fucking way I will ever let a car steer itself.
>>79691515
momo's face is like 8/10 but her bod is 10/10
minas face is 10/10 but her bod is 8.1/10
tough to say
>>79691625
Very true. hard to say which is best desu
>>79687467
But exploiting a universal fault and the chance for that exploit to be leaked into the whole fleet, intentionally or accidentally?
>>79684831
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A BIG FAT BUG HITS THE CAMERA LENS?????
>>79688822
colorado and texas*
>>79688648
so, they'll get more invasive and nanny-like?
GREEEAAAT, THAT'S JUST FUCKING WOOONDERFUL
>let driverless car drive for you
>GET KILLED
Driving is a waste of time
It's unpaid work
Let the computers do it
"I enjoy driving" - freaks like you will be contained to private land where you can risk your own life
>>79692376
At least we have private land
>>79683267
I can't tell if this was a person in the car or an actual bag of meat used to mimic a person
>>79692376
people who refuse to use AI driving will have their atoms repurposed for useful things.
>>79684544
>Who asked to not have to drive anymore
I hate driving, it is just a boring waste of time. I could make it fun by speeding but the insurance increases for getting tickets sucks so I'm stuck driving 60 mph in a strait line for 2 hours because the south doubts that people can drive over 55 on a straight empty road without killing themselves.
7 don't get what the arguing is about. The truck driver fucked up and took priority of the tesla. I doubt a human driver would have been able to react in time and even if he would have tried to get around it and probably crash into incoming traffic making everything worse.
>>79691584
this shit is scary man. i work on cars (worked on car my entire life) the shit i see in new cars is just too fucking spooky! tl;dr i wont buy or drive anything with electric steering,brakes or too many fucking computers.FUCK THAT! No OBD MASTER RACE!
>>79686291
I am the only faggot here who will actually get your joke. Feel good about yourself for that anon.
>>79693140
;_;
>>79686173
But anon you were in control of the motor vehicle
>>79693140
>he listens to dweeb meal
WHOA NOW, don't pat yourself on the back too hard there. Watch, next you're gonna be saying you're a huge Weird Al fan too.
So How do you keep Teslas from being hacked and smashing your ass into a divider or palm tree at 90 mph?
>>79694799
The same way you stop one from hitting while you're walking down the street or watching tv in your living room
>>79694896
Your response is cancer. What keeps a tesla from being hacked and running someone over?
>>79695019
My point was that it doesn't matter if you are driving it or not, we are all in danger. Fucking security keeps it from being hacked, you dumb shit nigger. Do you not know how fucking computers work?
>>79683382
And that radar is useless until it can solve the ethical question of who lives or dies(2 tracks). You can say that engineers can improve it but its hard due to the unpredictable nature of being. The only way that it could work to a degree of perfection is if everyone had it and without legislation it wont.
>>79695281
>putting your life in the hands of...
>....COMPUTER SECURITY
>>79695019
>He thinks cars are an unprotected wifi router
>>79695281
Because computers have never been breached or hacked before.
>>79683382
FP, BP
>>79683394
it will save thousands of lives in the future.
>>79683394
well, why don't you answer that for us, Alexander Dumb-ass?
>>79695701
>>79695987
I never said it was unable to be hacked. You can't prevent it from being hacked. Elon Musk didn't invent a non hackable computer. His question is a stupid one because there is no answer to how you keep it from being hacked because you can't. That's why he's a dumb shit nigger, and now you are too
>>79695362
>useless until it can solve the ethical question of who lives or dies(2 tracks).
Simple. User chooses, car follows user choice. User is legally responsible for car actions, if applicable.
zero tickets to the police ...never gona happen
>>79695770
>He thinks you can die driving a wifi router
nice, a radar that can detect beings inside dwellings and buildings. Doesn't sound Orwellian at all......................................................
Say goodbye to our privacy. We said goodbye to it in 2001.
Did the stock take a hit?
>>79683267
Self driving cars would probably end negro car crimes, without the ability to control their cars negros would be forced to to go to set locations.
>>79694369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=254Yo_F2Qbc
Nothing about his old shit was dweeb at all.
>>79686798
this looks legit. Imagine what the interior looks like, probably like a space ship
>>79684674
Hold me.
>>79683267
FIRST LAW
>>79696149
> Fucking security keeps it from being hacked,
> I never said it was unable to be hacked
>>79696253
>nice, a radar that can detect beings inside dwellings and buildings. Doesn't sound Orwellian at all......................................................
federal agencies have had access to this kind of bullshit since the 90s. They don't need a warrant to point a laser at your window and listen to everything you say in your house.
>>79696390
lol
You just keep telling yourself that, dweeb.
>>79683267
>2016
>Travelling
Fucking plebs.
>>79692738
No
the guy wasn't paying attention
the car's 'open beta' of self driving ASSIST mode says you need to look at the road
driver was just a piece of shit/ retard and paid the price for placing his bets on a machine that is unproven
google has self driving cars in a big fleet that test all the time with sensor arrays on top clearly shown and thousands of hours and millions of miles of testing (Source those pieces of shit need to get off my streets we have enough traffic REEE) , a tesla is not a self driving car and that idiot paid the price for thinking it was.
>>79692873
>no obd master race
>no new cars
>nothing from like 1990 or beyond
>'new'
mfw
>>79696610
Security still keeps it from being hacked. If it had no security, every 12 year old /b/ would be hacking your car. This isn't hard to understand you dumb shit nigger.
Tesla AutoPilot is just fancy cruise control.
the hardware and software needed for true automated cars is still to expensive for used in the car market.
>>79683382
2 eyes, accelerometers, two microphones, an intelligent brain.
vs
A fucking radar, some sensors and beep boop CPU that will behead you under a huge fucking truck.
You are wrong.
>>79695770
All vehicles with on star right now have a leo controlled dead switch
At any moment you can have your car disabled
>>79688309
Lmao, they will just hike up fines and arrests for laws they don't even police now.
>>79696947
>Of course, Dave.
>I'll take you any place you'd like.
>Just name the destination.
>Any destination.
>I'm incapable of error.
>>79683267
>Autonomous vehicles will save the American economy over 1 trillion dollars a year. That is much more money than 1 fucking meatbag's life is worth.
Did you also calculate the lost tax revenue due to massive loss of jobs from the transportation industry. In future they'll probably need only one tenth of the workforce they have today mainly for taking control cars with malfunctioning A.I from a distance.
>>79696279
Not really
If a guy can hack a pace maker that is rare and hard to get your hands on, people will independently figure out how to hack vehicles that have computers and any wireless diagnostic tools or wireless navigation updates for driving.
You won't know the difference between an assassination and an accident because "too big to fail."
How about instead of making individuals drive around in self driving cars we just update public transportation in the us to not be so fucking 3rd world.
Sometimes you tech enthusiast miss the simple solutions while overlooking major flaws in the solutions you like.
>>79696902
Your autism is off the charts, bud.
>>79697510
that sucks for those people but doesn't effect overall economy.
What about all the jobs lost because of computing?
>>79697510
>Did you also calculate the lost tax revenue due to massive loss of jobs from the transportation industry.
i guess you didn't take econ 101. this means i only will have to pay 1/2 the cost or a lot less for the driver less car. Plus, taxes are immoral anyways, and robots are going to take the jobs anyways.
human drivers will no longer be needed in 5 years
How can fleshlings even compete?
>>79697224
Great movie.
>>79697734
>itty bitty driverless Google car
>IT'S PASSENGERS MASHED INTO SPAGHETTI UNDER THE BIG CHROME BUMPER OF MY BIG AMERICAN SUV
>OOPS
>SORRY 'BOUT THAT
>>79698061
>implying human drivers wont be banned soon
>>79698193
>...I GUESS IT'S JUST THE PRICE WE HAVE TO PAY FOR FREEDOM!
>>79698736
nigga, u just used the same reaction meme
>>79698832
>...YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMELETTE WITHOUT BREAKING A FEW EGGS!
>>79697559
> public transportation
Fucking gross
Thousands of people died during the transition from sails to steam driven ships.
It was worth it though to not have most of the crew involved in actually sailing the ship.
When people die in a AI driven car, it just shows that there is stuff beyond the control of the driver.
Also: why the hell do you have crossroads on a high speed road?
This would not have happened in Germany.
