The bastards finally admitted it. Nuclear fallout inbound. Also, FBI begs Putin for Killary's mail:
http://yournewswire.com/cia-finally-come-clean-about-chemtrails-on-their-website/
http://yournewswire.com/desperate-fbi-beg-putin-for-his-copies-of-hillary-clinton-emails/
>MIND < BLOWN
BUMP YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>yournewswire
Nice source
>>79679646
i saw some chemtrails in the sky yesterday. i didn't believe you guys at first but then i saw them and have been convinced.
is it really some kind of mind control or is it weather control? i've inserted a layer of aluminum foil into my baseball hat just in case.
>>79679646
No wonder you people die out. Kill yourself!
http://yournewswire.com/the-united-nations-admits-chemtrails-are-real/
>>79679646
yournewswire
I think everyone who runs a "satire" news site should be strung up and left to die of dehydration.
>14 replies 5 posters
Its a good day to be a samefag
>>79680753
>>79680665
this map was made by someone who knows nothing about where these universities actually are
>embarassing
>>79679646
>plane exhaust
>bad for human consumption
what the fuck, US government?
this is part of operation jade helm, using a suspended matrix of aerosols to create a 3-d map of a battlefield, specifically to gain an edge in drone combat and quick response urban warfare.
jade helm is a programmed general that can simulate a battlefield and decide the best response.
This is part of Obamas plan of removing and replacing generals and commanders who refuse to give orders to fire on american civilians.
ACHTUNG VOLKSGENOSSEN:
Only 4 Cities in America still have a white super-majority. 100 years ago, all Cities had a white super-majority.
They are:
Omaha, Nebraska (Buffett)
Lincoln, Nebraska (Buffett)
Seattle, Washington (Gates)
Portland, Oregon (Gates + Neo)
>>79680907
are you a bot?
www.alternet.org/food/bill-gates-mission-sell-gmos-africa-hes-not-telling-whole-truth
www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2013-10-30/brazil-says-yes-to-genetically-modified-foods-dot-mexico-says-no
>>79679646
I've seen a lot of chemtrails in my life. All in Europe, so it must be a global thing.
>>79681133
>>79681183
ACHTUNG VOLKSGENOSSE
>>79681056
>suspended matrix of aerosols to create a 3-d map of a battlefield, specifically to gain an edge in drone combat and quick response urban warfare.
How would that work? Smart dust?
>>79679646
have a bumb
>>79680084
>>79680361
>>79680578
try reading the article before popping off. there is a link to cia.gov with the quote in there.
however there is no admission of the use of chemtrails. it is only the cia saying they are a possible solution to temporarily providing relief from global warming.
>>79681276
>>79681263
i love these circa 2004 conspiracy images
>>79681358
>>79680665
>Georgia Tech university
FUCKING NEWS SITES GET OUR FUCKING NAME RIGHT FOR ONCE GOD FUCKING DAMN
>>79681508
>>79681484
What the fuck are you even trying to communicate, use words you sperg
IGNORE THIS SHILL THREAD AND COME LAUGH AT /pol/ ON CNN
>>79681064
Welp that does it!
> busts out the tinfoil hat.
Oh wait, aren't the chemtrails just aluminum dust to increase the fidelity of wireless technology?
> puts away tinfoil hat.
the gubmint be providing us all with tinfoil!
>>79681511
i saw the thumbnail & thought that was a Pepe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwinius
>>79681876
>>79681746
Go back to /x/ or /tg/ you autistic psychopath.
>>79681865
Tinfoil hats was a meme started by the gubment so they can read our minds better
https://web.archive.org/web/20100708230258/http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
>>79681998
Monsanto is working with the nazis to destroy us with corn from Nebraska?
Am I understanding you correctly?
>>79682148
WEISS MACHT
>>79681998
pretty sure it's a bot
>>79682148
>Corn is yellow
>The stars that they put on the Jews were yellow
Think about it for a minute sheeple....
MACHT SCHNELL
>>79682285
haha no
i know its hard to believe
but true retards & autistic people are on 4chan & do things that you might mistake for non-human behavior
WIR SIND DAS VOLK
>>79682285
No, its just a schizo off his meds.
>>79682224
Oi, you cheeky cunt. The original of that image has Japs controlling everything you scribbled over with blue.
>>79682353
ES WAR IMMER MEIN BERG
>>79679646
>Chinese Woman Stuns Scientists As She Grows Seeds Via Psychic Powers
http://yournewswire.com/chinese-woman-stuns-scientists-as-she-grows-seeds-via-psychic-powers/
Great website bruh.
>>79682425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr3G2_RdzbU
>>79682353
hahah yes
he is sliding this thread. it has actual information
>>79679646
Every time they cloud seed in California, Texas gets shit on.
kek.
ES LEBE DAS HEILIGE DEUTSCHLAND
>>79682480
https://www.cia.gov/news-information/speeches-testimony/2016-speeches-testimony/director-brennan-speaks-at-the-council-on-foreign-relations.html
>>79679646
Eagerly awaiting sources to back up your claim Ahmed.
>>79682754
That link doesn't support your assertion.
>>79679646
Cloud seeding already exists. The new thing people are talking about is putting reflective shit, like diamond dust, into the sky to reflect sun's rays to counter climate change. No one is doing this yet. It's just being talked about.
The CIA isn't doing this. The director was talking about technology that has the potential to change the world and this was one of the technologies.
But I guess, since the director of the CIA talked about a new technology that puts shit in planes and releases it, this must mean the CIA has been putting malicious chemicals in planes you see a trail behind for the last few decades.
I don't understand the controversy. Cloud seeding is common knowledge, and testing biological weapons on unsuspecting domestic populations is common knowledge. Why are chemtrails still considered a conspiracy theory? Perhaps there is some dispute about how often they are used, but there can be no dispute as to their existence.
>>79680548
>60 posts
jesus fuck, what's with all the nebraska spam?
>>79682984
>>79683052
An SAI program could limit global temperature increases, reducing some risks associated with higher temperatures and providing the world economy additional time to transition from fossil fuels. The process is also relatively inexpensive—the National Research Council estimates that a fully deployed SAI program would cost about $10 billion yearly.
They would have to at least have the technology developed to come up with that specific of a cost.
>>79682984
i really am among fucking retards
i feel like i am force feeding a downy
i am making no assertion; i am not op
i'm just pointing out that cia is admitting chemtrails are a viable solution to a problem as i stated in >>79681327 if you would bother to read the fucking thread. i know i shouldn't expect that since you dumbfuck dolts struggle to get past the headline of op's article.
>>79681327
So technically, they just got the idea to use chemtrails from you. Now they are looking into designing it for the first time, because of your faggotry. You must kill yourself. Just end it.
>>79682136
so what is your call to action? Are we supporting warren buffet? wtf do you want us to do or know, specifically?
All I'm getting is that Buffet is affiliated with Nebraska, which is the only super-white majority state? What does this have to do with chemtrails?
>>79683311
Kill yourself.
>>79683227
these schizos are really committed to bumping their bullshit.
>>79683418
sorry to be so harsh but i really do feel like you have some sort of mental defect
not trying to be a jerk about it but you're just frustratingly dull
>>79683152
I don't understand the controversy. Space travel is common knowledge, and dildos are common knowledge. So why are giant flying dildos still considered a conspiracy theory?
>>79683610
>you don't play my exciting game of pretending aliums exist so you're boring
Again, kill yourself.
>>79683152
There are different layers of stupidity. Nigger on the bus sat behind me and told another passenger that Monsanto is using chemtrails to prevent non-Monsanto seeds from growing in the ground.
Some people think every trail you see behind a plane is a chemtrail and not water vapor.
Slightly less retarded youtube videos differentiate between contrails. Thin ones are contrails. Fat ones that are cloudy are chemtrails.
And what is put in the planes is basically anything a paranoid conspiracy theorist can imagine. Slowly poisoning everyone. Drugs that make people more docile and suggestible/brainwashed.
So all those ideas are the conspiracy theories. That the govt is doing this shit regularly without anyone's knowledge and we can see these chemtrails daily by going outside and no one has figured this out or is doing anything about it.
>>79683678
>aliens
were mentioned by me at no point in this thread
i didn't even claim chemtrails are real
i merely shove the information you're given through your thick shit skulls because you can't read a goddamn article and find the source link
>>79683714
you calling your boss a paranoid conspiracy theorist?
show some respect
>>79681508
sup gt bro
>>79683894
Kill yourself.
>>79683276
>National Research Council
>not the CIA
>They would have to at least have the technology developed to come up with that specific of a cost.
Who is "they"? The CIA isn't doing anything. This is just the director referencing some researchers' shit. And this is a back-of-the-envelope calculation. Calculate how many planes you need, what material you put in it, and how much that shit costs and the fuel and labour.
>>79684127
DARPA probably with assistance of NOAA
they would also need the price to manufacture the method to disperse
>>79684080
>the dim potato faced soul uttered a single phrase over and over as he retreated into the darkness in embarrassment
>>79684550
Kill yourself.
>>79683714
It would seem that there are far more effective ways to disperse a chemical than from 5 miles in the air into 200 mile an hour winds. There would be no real way to aim it. They would be better served putting it in our drinking water or food supply.
>>79683622
>why are giant flying dildos a conspiracy theory
They're not. I use one on your mum's giant cunt every night.
>>79684408
Why is DARPA and the NOAA secretly behind it? Why isn't it just the organizations that say they're behind it? No one is keeping this a secret. It's just one of many ideas for geoengineering that scientists are open about discussing.
>they would also need the price to manufacture the method to disperse
This sentence makes no sense. Take your meds.
>>79684661
>over and over
over and over
over and overover and overover and overover and overover and overover and overover and overover and overover and overover and overover and overover and overv
>>79685087
Until he does it.
>>79684823
>cost to manufacture
my bad
because they're the one who are already researching this
http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/phod/docs/Goes_etal_2011.pdf
>>79685146
nah you proved his prophesy retard, hahahhahahaha
>>79685325
You're a fucking moron.
>>79680320
More likely tests for blacking out the sky like in the animatrix. I dont have evidence, just a hunch
>>79685461
we alll are but you're exemplary
>>79685659
Don't worry bruh, that's all that's needed for asserting the existence of chemtrails.
>>79685802
Kill yourself.
>>79685253
>Only one organization can research one thing at a time.
>Organization openly admits to researching X when they research X. But they are also secretly researching X and not admitting to it.
>>79679646
>http://yournewswire.com/cia-finally-come-clean-about-chemtrails-on-their-website/
>mfw the nigger meme about whitey controlling the weather was fucking accurate
>>79685868
>Only one organization can research one thing at a time.
I never said that. In fact I said the opposite
>>Organization openly admits to researching X when they research X. But they are also secretly researching X and not admitting to it.
You're the one trying to imply this stuff is secret not me.
Alright, time to look at the catalog boys, something got posted (((they))) didn't like again.
Shit thread btw, not German OP, the sperg spamming shit
>>79683418
literally liberal shit type response
>>79686276
Kill yourself.
>>79686193
>pls react to the op with lame stream media we need something, anything
>>79686094
I asked why the NOAA and DARPA. If this modern research is from them and they aren't disclosing that... then it's a secret. You assert that it is from them. So you are asserting that they are being secret about it. That's the logical implication.
You say "because they're the one who are already researching this." So? There are also others researching this. So why are the NOAA and DARPA behind research that other organizations are taking responsibility for when they have no problem taking responsibility for the research when they do it themselves?
By the way, your answer is irrelevant. I was just entertaining myself with the misfiring synapses of a mentally stunted retard on /pol/. It doesn't matter if NOAA or DARPA is actually secretly behind this research when other organizations claim to do it. The more interesting questions are things like "are they are constantly dumping shit on us without us knowing" or "are they putting mind control drugs in our air." Like going from open admissions that these organizations look into geoengineering is a far cry from any of the malicious shit tards like you think is actually happening.
>>79686883
Government agencies cooperate on research. I assume you know this though
http://dels.nas.edu/resources/static-assets/materials-based-on-reports/reports-in-brief/climate-intervention-brief-final.pdf
