>american athletes
He's a big guy.
>>79678452
He's obese, nigger.
>>79678349
Linemen dont need to be skinny you retard
also he would fucking wreck you
>>79678349
>American athletes
>>79678452
>>79678522
He's obese guy
>>79678349
Pls come back Vince
This fatso wouldn't last 20 minutes in a football pitch (aka what some of you erroneously call "soccer).
>>79678349
Uh huh.
>>79681905
>checks flag
>can't possibly be from New England
Ok leaf. How are the Blue Jays doing, by the way?
>>79678349
>american athletes
>>79681952
>american calling soccer football
fuck you and your autism
>>79681773
carr a shit
>Brazilian athletes
>>79682082
Fuck you stupid nigger.
>>79681952
And? Neither would a Sumo wrestler. What's your point.
>>79678349
>Brazilian athletes
>american athletes
>>79678349
>Brazilian women
>>79681773
Carr is a stud he's leading my team to the playoffs this year
>>79682082
Fuck you go back to sucking osweilers cock. He got benched for an even worse Manning
>>79678349
OP why haven't you prepped the bull yet
>low bf%=better athlete
nah
Also
>>79682329
>>79678349
Look up Olympic weightlifters, powerlifters, and strongmen. They are all huge but can deadlift over half a ton. They are at the point of needing new bars designed to hold the weight without bending or snapping.
>>79682006
I don't watch boreball.
>>79681952
And a soccer(lineup word not murican) player tried to be a defensive linemen he would be flattened.
>>79678522
He could be lean at the same weight if he took roids. I have a feeling the same people who call linemen obese also call anyone who takes PED "cheaters"
>>79678349
I can't be mad. Yeah, he's fat but he'd beat the shit out of nearly anyone in a fight, without even training.
>>79682083
Hey Paco,
EEHHHHH PU70
And the US got further in the tournament than pathetic Mexico.
>>79682392
Oh wow, 438, big lift
>kg
WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
>>79678349
Watch the NFL combine, they run faster than most of your beloved soccer players even though their position is mostly to be a sumo wrestler. They would be less effective if they were skinny
>>79678349
What's funny is he'll be stupid fast running, probably can outrun most of us in a straight line
Ever notice that your name influences your lifestyle?
Vince Will Fork (food into his maw)
>>79682679
Linemen are obese though. The human heart cannot take the amount of stress that it's under in massive individuals like that for any long period of time.
>>79682968
>>79682957
His 40 time was 5.08, but as a defensive lineman he doesn't have to be super fast. Also 5.08 is decent for a 300lbs man.
Jim Profit
>>79678349
dont talk shit about vince wilfork you monkey
>>79682392
>>79682843
That's ridiculous.
>American athlete
>>79683176
This.
He's also a black dude who is in a stable marriage and is a present, effective father figure to his kids.
He's exactly what we need to be promoting, phaam.
>>79683289
>tfw you will never have a jaw like thast
>>79681985
>not drowning
>a sport
>>79678349
>we're fucking terrible
Keep crying, brazil.
Maybe one day you'll be an okay country
>>79683289
jesus he was one masculine looking motherfucker
>>79678349
His black man meat must be fucking massive. The shit would probably split my white wife in two.
>watching americans defend an obese nog
I'm sorry non-american anons for this embarrassment
>>79683420
>>79683516
Too bad he was fragged because he was having doubts about what we were doing and the Army couldn't afford to have their favorite poster boy come out against the war.
>>79683713
>his faggot team lost to the Patriots
or maybe your more of a Magic The Gathering kind of guys
>>79683760
yeah i'm sure thats what happened thanks anon
>>79678349
>it's another Wilfork bullying thread.
>Bra71l
The man is strong as fuck and eats quarterbacks.
Very few men can do what he does for as long as him.
>>79683713
>watching an american disregard all objectivity just because he sees a nigger.
I'm sorry non-american anons for this embarrassment
>>79683289
There should be a warning about staring at that manly face for more than 5 seconds or something.
Because right now I'm trying to imagine what it would have felt like to bottom for him.
Is this normal?
>>79681775
i kekd, so hard.
thanks anon
>>79683842
i sold most of my magic cards and bought one of these last month.
He's a fucking line men, they are supposed to be built like that. That huge fucking thing with a decent speed can block anyone
>yfw this guy was 300lbs
>>79682207
brehs
>>79683969
did it come with a free vape pen?
>>79683557
What if he's actually like Shaq (for whom there have been tons of anecdotes that have come out of him joking about his much-smaller-than-you'd-expect penis) IRL?
Imagine the complex that the poor guy would have.
>American athletes
>>79682207
aroused and terrified.
moar please.
horniness transcends all boundaries.
>>79683969
>dat first gear ratio
I take it you only use gears 5 thru 10
>>79678349
>Brazilian people
>>79683467
>not drowning
kek! never thought of it like that
>>79683892
>>79683892
He grew to be against the war, especially after he was ordered to guard heroin farms for afghan tribal leaders
He told his family and friends he was against the war and if he died in battle, he didnt want a big military funeral to be used as a propaganda tool
He died by friendly fire, but it was covered up and reported he died charging at a Taliban machine gun nest
His wishes of not being a propaganda tool were ignored, and he was made into a patriotic all american christian (he was also an atheist) football hero who died protecting our freedoms
>>79682082
Oh fug. I'm #jagginoff now I guess
>>79683797
>he won only one playoff game with KC
top kek!
>>79683467
Thats fucking brilliant
>>79684258
its okay dude i genuinely don't care
>>79683892
Even the pentagon admits Pat Tillman was killed by friendly fire. That is before they tried to cover that up.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=112816210
>>79681773
derek carr looks like that nigga from Total drama island
>>79684119
They banged
>>79678349
>Brazilian "athletes"
>Brazilian football
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IttBaD4lGq4
>>79682082
they might make it to the playoffs this year. Denver lost manning and oswald,SD is, well sd is sd. KC might give some trouble.
>>79678349
>hueniggers don't know what the fuck it means to be strong and obese, since they don't have enough food to be either
>>79681905
iktfb
>>79684258
Literally not true at all. He died by friendly fire but he didn't say any of that bullshit to his family. His brother was just at fort hood to check out the Bradley's
>>79682296
this meme needs to die and die now, Derek carr is a mediocre QB and the people leading you guy to maybe the AFC championship, are michael crabtree, amari cooper and Sebastian janowkowski or how u spell it
>>79684741
Do you think Giselle yelled at him for wearing that?
>>79684741
In terms of raw athletics Brady is pretty dogshit tbqh.
>5.3sec 40 time in the NFL
>Linemen run sub 5 sec times
>>79682679
see >>79683105
no matter how much you work out his body is likely working 2x harder then yours. your organs just can't take that for long, can't even imagine what his knees etc are gonna be like later
>>79684986
horrible shoes there
>>79678349
That fat negro could probably smoke pic related, as well ass most of the posters ITT, in a foot race while carrying a 40lb dumbbell in each hand.
>American athlete
![3357a7e87c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Mw8pm2D.jpg "3357a7e87c[1].jpg")
>>79685340
He's faster than I thought he was
>>79681952
And soccer players wouldn't last more than 3 plays on the NFL field before taking themselves out of the game. Your point?
>>79685077
His body will be a wreck. Small price to pay for his salary, and with good financial management he just set up his family for the rest of their lives.includi g their children.
>>79678349
>What did you say ronaldo ?
>>79678349
That fat nig is still faster than a number of your povertyball athletes. Here are some stats if you can read.
>Vince Wilfork 40 yard: 5.08 seconds
>The lean, shredded, greatest povertyball athlete the world has ever seen Ronaldo's 40 yard dash time: 4.7 seconds.
>Wilfork vert: 26"
>Ronaldo vert: 30"
>>79686038
>Ronaldo's 40 yard dash time: 4.7 seconds.
source? Do you also have them for other soccer players / other sports?
>>79682843
ikr
>2016
>Not having full ton squats
Cmon
>>79683105
>source
>huemonkies getting rustled in the runup to Rio.
>>79678349
>>79681773
TYBC
![4cfd977e23b044a3b06d26a195b8186a[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/K3Lp5cd.png "4cfd977e23b044a3b06d26a195b8186a[1].png")
>>79678349
What does it say about the rest of the world's athletes seeing as we kick most of the world's asses in the Olympics
>>79683557
imagining a nigger splitting your wife in half you sir are a cuck
>>79686038
5.08 40 yard is not impressive.
A random schmuck off the street in halfway decent shape can run it in 5.4
With minimal training and direction, they can easily crack 5 seconds.
Seeing as this fat fuck is a footballer, he should be more concerned with running that 40 yard about 12 times in a row and keeping his measly 5 seconds.
You need stamina for a professional sport where games last HOURS, and at 325 pounds, I can promise he doesn't have it.
>>79686099
Reddit aside here is a projection.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/3ap7q0/further_proof_that_the_40yard_dash_is_something/
>>79686732
>in NFL for 12 years
>158 games played.
>2x superbowl champion.
>lacking stamina
Wew lad.
I can tell you don't actually watch football.
>>79686732
>5.08 40 yard is not impressive.
It is for someone who weighs 350+ pounds
>Seeing as this fat fuck is a footballer, he should be more concerned with running that 40 yard about 12 times in a row
Actually, he should be more concerned with strength, and using it to clog up the middle of the line.
>You need stamina for a professional sport where games last HOURS, and at 325 pounds, I can promise he doesn't have it.
In his prime, Vince was often near the top of the league in snap counts.
I can promise you've never seriously watched a single down of American Football and know literally nothing about the sport.
>>79686732
They have to do that again and again while dealing with guys equally as large. Honestly its comparing apple and oranges, linebackers are human walls and soccer players are generally stringy marathoners. To say Ronaldo can do Wilfork's job or vice versa is stupid.
>>79683205
Fucking raw also.
>>79686622
not even a contest
>>79686622
if you take into account us population and how many people you had on your Olympic teams you did shit so stfu
>>79686732
The nigger is over 300 pounds.
This is now a Vince Wilfork highlight thread.
>>79687024
Did you even read that? The OP gets BTFO in comments.
I mean he fucking tried to predict a 40 yard dash time based on average speed of Ronaldo doing a 27 yd dash. What is acceleration? The first 15-20 yards are just getting up to speed.
Using the same methodology in that post you'd would get an estimate of 3.83 seconds for Usain Bolt running a 40 yd dash based on his 100m time.
>>79686622
We're literally putting niggers through free university education just so that they can be athletes. How is that not shameful? The white athletes will focus on their education and career instead, which leaves us with the niggers that can only ever succeed id they become athletes.
>>79684174
took it up a 30% grade singletrack this afternoon that was rutted to shit because horsefags ruin trails.
>>79682206
what a nice young lady you've blossomed into
>>79687608
>>79688134
>30% grade
Never-mind you definitely need them holy shit.
>>79678522
And still stronger than you.....
>>79688322
hi haha
>>79685011
Brady should be /pol/s posterchild
>tall
>white
>good looking
>extremely successful, GOAT of all time
>GOAT underdog story
>wife is even more successful
>plays on the whitest team
>beats negro teams with his mind
>supports Trump (albeit because they're friends, but he'd be ostracized for admitting he supports because of his policies)
>>79678349
>This fat ass has a faster 40 than Brady
Different roles but still its kinda funny.
>>79682392
I didn't even think that was possible - there's not 10 people in the world that can pull 1000lbs, and this guy's nearly squatting that
>Brazillion medicine
>>79688811
>Checked
You also forgot the fucker owns a mccastle WITH a moat. They would have to siege his ass to get him.
>>79683467
So marathon is just "not falling"????
>>79688301
>europoors don't know about the Madden's six-legged turkey
>youngfags think Madden is the name of a vidya and not an inadvertent comedian who worked for the NFL
>>79683289
THAT FUCKING NECK.
>>79687608
>that one season where he made several hilarious interceptions.
God damn do I miss him. plz come home Big Vince.
>>79683289
Why does he have an aborted pancake on his head?
>>79678349
Bet he outruns every fag in this thread in the 40 yard dash.
>>79687531
2 billion chinks we got more medals than them.
>>79686622
Don't forget that none of our athletes are funded by the government. Almost all other countries have massive government programs to find, train, and cover living expenses for all their olympic athletes. In the U.S. you still have to have a job and just train in your spare time.
>>79690414
>health at every size
>>79684376
>america in a nutshell
>>79682392
I love how he shakes hands with everyone, nice guy.
>>79683927
yes u are a faggot after all
>>79678349
not defending the nigger, but bearmode is literally the ideal strongman
>>79682611
Not true
>>79690568
That is such bullshit, and you know it, most of your athletes go to college just because they are playing sports.
Did you really expect anyone to believe that a first world country doesn't have any support for professional athletes?
