What warrior from any empire would you like to be apart of if you could choose?
>>79658021
Apart or a part?
>>79658021
Historical or fictional
>>79658021
Take this over to /k/, this isn't ontopic
>>79658074
>wasting even more words and calories typing out a sentence when you originally knew what he said
Language is a means to an end, you fuck. That being said I'd like to be apart of the the Swiss Army.
SAS, Delta Force, JTF2
>>79658021
SJW
>>79658196
> apart
l2spell chang
>>79658021
>tfw I will NEVER be a Samurai slaying uppity peasants
>>79658196
They basically mean the opposite. You could say you want to be apart from ISIS, but be a part of the SS.
>>79658336
>means to an end
>>79658332
/Thread
British soldier at Rourke's Drift.
>>79658362
>apart FROM
I don't think OP stuck from in there, but I could be wrong.
>>79658021
The one that looks the sexiest and get to fug one another day and night :3
>>79658474
>mfw a Brazilian monkey has to teach angloshitters their own language
>>79658578
>mfw a Brazilian monkey has to correct spelling even though he clearly understood what OP was saying while NOT contributing to the thread in any way
Such is life in the favelas, eh?
>>79658728
> wasting even more words and calories
you played yourself
>>79658021
>>79658803
>he doesn't eat steak and brown rice while posting on /pol/ to fuel his posts
Little did you know I was playing Chess while you were still playing with Lego.
>>79659113
> wasting even more words and calories
you played yourself
>>79659185
I guess that's why I'm trying up another steak.
i would be Solider of Allah. i want to go heaven
>>79658021
Mongol Empire
I'd fuck the shit out of every town we conquer
>>79658021
honestly?
Either the US army or the UK royal irish regiment.
>tfw 25 now and officer limit is under 26
;_;
>>79659385
What do you need to become an officer?
>>79658021
Tri moreta empire. A warrior in this guy's army
i want to be one of these glorious winged faggots.
![pbeib0icfnjvideglnum[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gaIQlqG.jpg "pbeib0icfnjvideglnum[1].jpg")
There never was a doubt. Gotta squash that rebel scum
>>79658728
>being this autistic
>>79659286
>trying
yes you are
>>79658021
>>79658021
Napoleons old guard.
>>79659518
>you will never be a part of his elite royal guard
>>79658728
You lost to a nigger 0 and played yourself.
>>79658728
You lost to a nigger and played yourself.
>>79658021
>>79660387
>>79660423
Did you stroke out?
>>79658021
Easily a centurion in a roman legion.
![8-The-Captive-west-Indian-native-Americans-Henry-Farny[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m0iHYbK.jpg "8-The-Captive-west-Indian-native-Americans-Henry-Farny[1].jpg")
>>79660879
looks like ancient gypsies to me.
>>79658021
>>79658021
A Redcoat. Nothing better than mowing down savages with a musket in the King/Queen's name.
>>79660784
>tfw KeK's legions purge the degeneracy from planet earth
Was there ever even a question?
I think being a circa 60-100 BC Roman Legionnaire would b cool
Quite literally a warrior/empire builder lifestyle.
Sparta wasnt an empire but I think having a whole state surrounding martial training would defo have some perks of being a warrior.
Macedonians culd b cul for that homolust nohomo
Anything else is cancer, middle ages, muskets, etc (including subpar SS)
>>79660962
>a few fag colonies full of religious retards and actual disableds with a wood-toothed leader win a war against Britain
>after, retards set other colonies on fire
>become friends
How is Britain this dumb???
If it is fun only then roman legion.
But when you factor in disease, hunger, marching, then you have to go as modern as possible for Delta Force if that is the case.
>>79660734
I have OCD.(Mild according to the Doctor)
>>79661241
disease, hunger
those werent big factors in the roman legions.
to get on the level of delta force you have to do a lot of marching, hunger and possibly disease as well, its not COD
>>79660324
ikr , it feels bad
>>79660971
mmm
>>79661287
Ok anon, just checkin'
Chouan or hussar under Napoleon.
>>79658021
You're fucked pal.
>>79658196
>Language is a means to an end
And if in the end I don't know if you're asking which organization i would want be a member of or separate from, you have failed in communicating your ideas.
>>79661731
Ancient military life was brutal but badass.
Army fag here IRL
>AF Pararescue or combat controllers
>Rangers
Honestly Delta Force is kinda a meme, I have never met one but I have met shit tons of Rangers, SEALs, and SF.
banes army under bane
>>79658074
>>79658362
>>79658578
fucking autist
>>79658196
Which Swiss army?
The ones who guard the Pope?
Switzerlands army?
If yes, which historical time period?
HRE? Napoleon Era? Modern time?
If modern time, which specific part?
Great War? World war 2?
Add more context you cunt, instead of pretending everything is as transparent as your fucking empty noggin.
Shu Han
NO REST FOR THE TRAITORS NO RETREAT FOR THE HAN
>>79658813
This. FOR THE EMPEROR!
>>79661514
>disease, hunger
>those werent big factors in the roman legions.
source? I'm pretty sure at least disease was a problem in the legion, what with all the typhoid and malaria.
They probably at least fed their troops most of the time though...
>>79658021
Is there any other option???
P-51 mustang pilot
>>79660971
>>79661998
Bane approves
The Spanish Tercios
>>79658021
The MAGA Empire
Dragoon
>>79658021
I had an acid trip where I charged into battle with alexander the great and we fucked shit up and got spoils of war
So I'd have to go with him
>>79659765
Rekt
>>79662233
>>79662054
Dude I have been around SOCOM military members for years. They are hard as fuck but this dude probably has 0 first hand experience.
I am 100% sure disease played a role in the legions, especially with constant contact with other cultures, wounds and general lack of medicinal care.
>>79662200
Fucking degenerate get out of /pol/
Spic here. I would love to have been a Spanish Conquistador. One of my ancestors probably was.
>>79661233
>Start a war because you don't want to play taxes.
>Get help from the French
>Proclaim it as a great victory for freedom
>Constantly getting spied upon
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
>>79662233
My names Alexander and I genuinely believe I was destined for greatness, I'll sort out your spoils soon anon.
>>79658021
L'EMPIRE FRANÇAIS !
>>79659551
Shitskin knows
I would also want to be a Polish winged hussar
>>79662054
https://westhunt.wordpress.com/2013/07/03/legionnaires-disease
I cant argue for the source, but its well known that the legions were supplied with good doctors, and all of the things listed in terms of sanitation are fairly well known.
Romans had cleaning down to an autismal level.
The dark/middle ages also were not so backwards in terms of hygiene contrary to pop history. Cleanliness is a natural human trait.
>>79662423
>>Get help from the French
Don't forget afterwards we told the French to fuck off which resulted in a minor skirmish (XYZ war)
>>79658021
Einsatzgruppen
>>79661938
From and of are the key differentiating words.
>>79662423
and yet you're allies with us? we are your 2nd cousin that interbred with the other retards, why do you support us?????
why didn't you stay in the EU where you were almost totally removed from us and could be supported by trade w/ other EU countries?
you shook hands with the guy that doesn't use toilet paper, and yet you smile???????
WHY
>>79662725
So they helped you win the war and you didn't even thank them? I hate the french, but that is pretty low.
>>79662951
Read about the proclamation of neutrality by Washington, I think that's what he's talking about
>>79662344
You're wrong for many reasons and I suggest you do not make claims if you lack the knowledge to back them up.
http://www.crystalinks.com/romemedicine.html
The link contains information written in such a way even someone like yourself can understand.
>>79662951
Let them think they're the best warriors in history mate.
i would do my tour, build a bunch of roads and bridges, figth some rabbles, retire, get a QT wife and move into my own villa (plebs be thinking you cant get a villa, bitch pls centurion gets what he wants) where i tend to the needs of my estate and slaves inbetween my visits to Roma where i would spend my hard earned denarius on wine, whores and the gladiator games
>>79662692
unrelated, but was Antonine Plague that big in the Roman Empire? I see it as kinda overhyped, but I dunno that much about Romans so
>>79663036
Alright I will do, have a good Independence Day.
>>79663094
One word: Antibiotics
Go home son
>>79663114
>we're never going to have those kinds of opportunities again
:^(
Obviously a soldier in today's US military, the most powerful fighting force in the history of the planet.
>>79663154
hey britain, whatever you say about america, just know we love ya anyways
papa
One of Attila the Huns riders. Be a right laugh pillaging places.
>>79658021
Golden Horde
>>79663360
LUL
>>79663428
love u too ameribro
Varangian Guard in Byzantine
fucking qt Greek women and slaying Muslims all my life
>>79663618
>bulgaria
>>79662951
>>79663036
>>79663106
Because the French Revolution happened shortly after the Revolutionary War and we owned France money - we told France to fuck off because we owed the money to the king (Louis XVI) the french proto-communists killed off.
>>79663646
>fucking qt Greek women and slaying Muslims all my life
living the dream
>>79663646
Cool looking armour but I'd be way too hot wearing all of that in southern Europe.
>>79663750
Genetic fallacy
>>79658021
Huskarl of the Gothic army.
>>79663341
Its a shame really, but i guess this era is cool to...
>>79663252
One word: vaccines
Now go kill yourself.
And look up the history of antibiotics before you proceed to make a fool of yourself.
American pilot during the First Gulf War is easily the best choice
>>79663843
>Genetic fallacy
>no argument
>>79663898
I don't think anyone is arguing that the Legion couldn't survive diseases from the areas around Italy, and they did have some good doctors, but the fact that they weren't exposed to foreign diseases would've been a much bigger problem than by today's standards.
Le fashion Police.
They're fabulous!
>>79663125
I dont really know the answer to that question.
Any plague will be overhyped by the historians at the time.
You have to see the after-effects on society to see what it changed, very much like the black plague changed Europe.
>>79663428
Thanks, son. You are a lot better than your ((special)) brother, Canada.
>>79659551
This
Leading the charge on the Ottomans at Vienna would have been the single most tear jerking moment in my life
>>79664672
11/10 hardest laugh today
>>79658021
Being a hastati in the polybian roman army seems comfy enough
>>79658021
>>79663360
The most powerful fighting force in the history of the planet was the USSR at the moment of Germany's surrender or the Roman Empire at the height of its expanse, relative to the time, stop this stupid meme "america is the best military ever" shit
>>79664360
I know, I am not arguing that it didnt have an effect, just saying that the stereotype of old=dirty/terribad medicine is untrue, it is true however for the early industrial -> late 1800's era due to massive urbanization and squalor.
Antibiotics wouldnt help against smallpox, something like the spanish flu (or any flu)
>>79665046
>the history of the planet
>not thinking about dinosaurs
why are you trying
>>79665046
Honestly in relative terms its probably the mongolian empire during Genghis's reign.
The Mongols used some very advanced tactics.
>>79663898
I work in an ICU at a Level I trauma center.
Go drink bleach
>>79665937
Shame that you dont know the basic history of medicine then.
Or maybe you have 300 confirmed kills and experience in gorilla warfare as well.
Go blow a shotgun
I'd like to be a british colonial soldier. I'd love to live in the greatest empire the world has ever seen
>>79666495
yo montenegro we don't mean to get you riled up
just some bantz on the internet
you guys are rich anyways or whatever
>>79665838
They still couldn't survive the kamikaze. Their attempt to invade Japan failed miserably both times.
>>79665838
I agree with you on that. They were pretty much indestructible during the time they were commanded by Genghis. The fact that Subutai took a fraction of the horde north of the Caucasus for the sake of reconnaissance and managed to almost effortlessly destroy the kingdoms of Eastern Europe in the process is remarkable.
>>79658021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSwAd2T41-o
>>79658021
Spartan, Legionaire, Norse Huskarl, Navy Seal.
>>79658021
Charles Martel
