urrent ABC prediction is 66-67-5
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
>ABC Live stream with confused good goys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbfLlDlJ1qA
>Official AEC results
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
>Pauline "We are at risk of being swamped by asians" Hanson will win a senate seat.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-02/pauline-hanson-hopes-one-nation-will-pick-up-two-qld-senate/7564442
>ABC senate results only declaring 10/12 seats won or likely in each state, look who is at the top of the list of undeclared parties, we could have 5 or 6 One Nation Senators if preferences go our way, for reference Greens are likely to get 6
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/senate/
>Who are the crossbenchers
http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/australian-federal-election-2016-the-crossbenchers-likely-to-swing-a-hung-parliament-20160702-gpx651.html
>1 in 25 Australians voted One Nation, 8 times as many as previous election, and is now the 4th most voted for party nationwide.
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateFirstPrefsByGroup-20499-NAT.htm
First for Fuck off out of auspol FriendlyJordies
Pauline is my waifu
Reposting.
AEC worker here, got done at 2am yesterday taking vote tallies from polling places.
The 2 day delay is because a change in the system has totally fucked up Senate counts. Some OICs tallied both below and above the line, some only tallied above and literally none of them read their instructions.
Upshot of this is that groups with more candidates below the line have had their votes artificially inflated.
They are furiously recounting everything.
>>79566650
t. lib tears
>President of the Senate Pauline Hanson
>Speaker of the House Bob Katter
>Governor-General Derryn Hinch
JUST
>>79566666
And there goes the thread.
>>79566596
r/australia trying to downvote facts out of existence.
kek
>>79566666
checked
>>79555555
>>79566666
checked for liberal butthurt
WONT BE MISSED
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>>79566666
Nice
Hanson that is
Reminder to keep a good eye on the seat of grey, it looks like it might swing NXT, giving old xeno 2 seats.
>>79566666
noice
Labor = Transgender awareness classes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtvIO6jNKco
>>79566596
Red pill me about auss politics
What's going on?
>>79566694
What does this t. Thing mean?
If the parliament is hung, well, Bob and his gang along with the indeps have all the power.
PRAISE BOB
>Labor on 72 seats
>LNP on 66
What the fuck is going on lads? I thought Turnbull said that he is confident of forming a majority.
>>79566876
Australia is taking the red pill. Not the good kind, the other kind.
>>79566885
It's Finish for "regards"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W95RHO6_Gw4
>>79566811
Is LDP out then?
>>79566899
Fuck him. Did Leyonhjelm get back in?
>>79566666
retard
>>79566899
>Pauline 2-3 seats for that labor cock
>greens guaranteed labor
libs are fucked.
>>79566922
cheers
>>79566666
Checked
>>79566961
>>79566972
WILL NEED A MIRACLE.
>>79566774
>waahhhh someone disagrees with me ;(
>better go tell my le safe space le /pol/
One nation are fucking retards. Would have been better to have more libs in the senate so this country can actually pass legislation again.
>>79566972
It's not certain yet, but it's looking unlikely.
>>79566914
that is the currently ahead stat... no seat is official, typically postal votes(which are not counted yet) favour the L/N/LNP
>Switching government again
>Next one will undo and stop funding all the projects of the previous government
>Billions will be wasted
>They'll attempt to push their own agenda for it to be undone next time
Shit when something gets funded or passed in govt it should have a minimum 15 year mandatory period.
>>79566972
He's fighting for the last senate seat in nsw but could lose it to One Nation.
Libs project 73 seats
It's ogre
Can an aussie TL;DR this shit for a burger?
>>79567057
Please kill yourself faggot.
>FTTP IN YOUR LIFETIME
>$AUS DOLLAR WILL GO UP AGAIN TO EQUAL US DOLLAR
>WELFARE AND YOUNG STUDY STUDENTS AND WORKERS REJOICE
>liberal snake retards cucked
This is glorious. Libs were laughing last night with their 73/65 declaring the win, but then when the labor swing happened, they all are silent now / depression sets in.
Post YFW Labor will win.
>LABOR PROJECTED 72 SEATS ACCORDING TO AEC
Bandt, Wilkie, McGowan and Xenophon is enough to form government under that scenario.
>>79566666
Oi I'll check those fuckin' digits, noice mate.
Put her as my number 1. Felt good man.
>>79567057
Passing legislation is over rated. Stopping mass immigration and combating currency manipulators is the most important thing in politics at the moment
>>79567269
WHAT THE FUCK NO!!
>>79567199
TL;DR Australian democracy?
No.
Can someone tell me is the result looking good for /pol/?
I don't want that kike Shorten getting in because he wants to send us more immigrants.
>>79567296
You will be better off now m8. Get this lolbertarian nonsense out of your system.
We all went through our phase. The sooner it is over the better.
>>79567302
How many is the Coalition projected to win?
Also, I'm pretty sure that McGowan, Xenophon and Katter are more inclined to favour the Coalition.
>>79567199
Still won't have results for a couple of days but it's very close between the two major parties. /pol/ is excited about far-right party OneNation (led by Pauline Hanson) making a lot of gains which r/australia and buzzfeed are butthurt about
>>79566774
>left wing plebbits pretending not to know what cultural marxism is
That's like Milton Friedman asking "what's capitalism?"
>>79567425
>shorten
>kike
>STOP MAH BOATS
fuck off nz cuck
>>79567470
Sky news have said their liberal sources expect 73 seats
>>79567199
Pauline Hanson causes ass pain across the country's Muslims, SJWhores and other degenerates.
>>79567296
LDP are cucks when it comes to Islam. They could have capitalised on the strong anti-islam sentiment in Australia but didn't.
>>79566917
>He doesn't support a Fourth International
>current year
>>79566672
This is relevant here people. Current Senate tallies do not mean shit, Lib/Labor will likely both be much lower after recounting.
>>79567470
Ideology aside though, Liberals are too committed to the 'muh deficit' bullshit to pork barrel. Labor will offer tens of millions to each crossbencher to get it through the parliament.
>We will never see another surplus in 0ur lifetime
>>79567532
>liberal sources
>from the liberal news
hahahahahahahahahaha
>B-BUT BILL SHORTEN CAN'T
>B-BUT BILL SHORTEN
_B-BUT BILL
they know they are fucked
>>79566666
see you in hell cunt
>>79566774
>Sorry for being a political refugee
He has to go back
>>79566672
please keep us updated based aec worker
>>79567560
So cuckservatives BTFO nationalist gets a seat and there will be a hung parliament?
>>79567470
Never ever think you know how Xenophon will vote, except if it definitely favors South Australia.
That's why we put him there. Radeliade wildcard.
>>79567603
Thank the liberals for selling off all our national assets for that
>>79567532
So liberal minority government confirmed then?
>>79567596
I don't think they will do any special deals like in 2010. McGowan and Katter for sure will likely give tacit support for the Coalition since they represent conservative electorates.
>>79567695
Hanson got several seats apparently.
>>79567199
Basically Hillary and Trump get exactly 50/50 for president. What happens next?
>>79567099
>liberals
>funding projects
>>79567269
>>$AUS DOLLAR WILL GO UP AGAIN TO EQUAL US DOLLAR
This isn't really a good thing
>>79567603
Yes you will, as long as you keep supporting our free trade agreements and TTP :^)
>>79567695
Main two parties are close and probably won't influence much
It'll be up to the minor parties
Hence, One Nation getting in is good in that they'll counter Green BS
>>79566596
>Trump Presidency
>Brexit
>Labor win in Aus.
LIBKEKS BTFO GLOBALLY.
>>79567742
I honestly thought he would do better. He suffered a swing against him in the Senate and will probably only win one lower house seat.
>>79566666
wew lads
>>79567777
Praise kek
>>79567742
Noice.
>>79567777
Quad 7s confirm
>>79566774
How I hate the word impactful.
Think again retards, Liberals will still win no matter what
>>79567580
I'm not sure you've been paying attention to anything they've been saying.
They literally have been saying how terrible it is that you can't talk about something like Islam and all of its problems and how people were trying to claim the terrorist shooting was because of guns and homophobia, when they were saying it was because of Islam.
>>79567057
>shilling for the globalists.
Ok buddy, that's enough posting for now. I think your gf is calling you to prep her bull.
SHARKIE FOR SHARKS
>>79567848
>Right
>Right
>Left
>>79566710
>>President of the Senate Pauline Hanson
>>Speaker of the House Bob Katter
>>Governor-General Derryn Hinch
I hope not, Australia is fucked.
>>79567848
Austria's election result just got overturned as well. What a time to be alive
Shit boys I just thought, the libs were the only ones keep trannies out of our schools.
Now Labour is back in The Safe Schools program is going to become mandatory.
>>79567777
>>79566666
>these fucking digits
This is now a Hanson board, all cucks go back to r/australia
>>79567425
>shorten is the kike
Prepbull is the kike mate, pic related.
>>79568007
Hinch hates pedos. Perhaps he can help.
>>79567775
Who are the independents?
/r/ing the Do it for her Hanson pic.
>>79568007
>I only just remembered that Labor are progressive leftists
>>79567984
The right left bullshit is over
>Nationalist
>Nationalist
>I have no idea
>>79568013
...but Hanson is a literal retard.
>>79566596
It doesn't matter which team of globalists get in, they're cock blocked in the senate.
>>79568007
>Sweden
>>79567857
>Thinking you know shit about the Senate
Nah wait that one out, I believe the guy several posts above who said that's all fucked.
I speculate he will get a few senators in, and given he only received 1.9% of the vote one lower house seat is pretty incredible. Consider that is likely the Greens number to and they got over 10%. He's just that much of a political animal, our Nick.
>>79568120
I also need this
One Nation party did pretty well in our electorate, more relevant than the Greens
Praise KEK
>>79567585
no friend, the commie red pill
>>79567057
One Nation will at least propose proper questions into Islam and the teachings at Mosques
Kinda sad that only big "racist" party can do this.
Which is why QLD voted for her.
Islam isn't as innocuous as the Greens and Labor/Libs say
If Libs won't speak up, then the people will by voting elsewhere
>>79568007
WHY ARE LABOR PROGRESSIVE LEFTIES NOW INTENT ON DESTROYING AUSTRALIA AND PANDERING TO DEGENERATES REEEEE
>>79568112
Xenophon, Wilkie, McGowan, Bandt, Katter
>>79567603
Good that would fuck our trade.
>>79567296
>>79567054
>>79566961
>>79566811
It didn't specify if it was Leyonjhelm, but the media's reporting a probable LDP Senate seat
>>79568127
I didn't believe they could win anon.
I'm a preservice teacher, and they were pretty butthurt they couldn't push their agenda.
>>79566666
FOR FUCK'S SAKE MATE
>>79568219
Queensland should just leave the rest of country and let Pauline govern us kek
>>79568188
forgot pic
>>79568178
>given he only received 1.9% of the vote one lower house seat is pretty incredible.
That's irrelevant since that's the national vote. He received over 20% of the vote in SA and only managed to pick up a single seat. Not that impressive 2bh.
http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/federal-election-2016-sam-dastyari-extends-halal-snack-pack-offer-to-pauline-hanson-20160702-gpx9b6.html
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Turnbull pushes for double dissolution
>Looks like he's going to walk out of this election with less seats
was it part of your master plan?
>>79567425
>kike Shorten
Fuck m8, I hate those commie pricks. But you are calling Shorten a kike over Turnbull, a former Goldman Sachs investment bankers?
I mean really. Wake up familam.
>>79568220
Uni and SJWhore indoctrination
Our uni students are mostly far left Greens
They're idealistic and listen to those above them as if it's certain
>>79568174
This. It's beautiful.
>>79567302
labor burnt wilkie under gillard. wilkie has said that he will not deal with either side so that they can form government.
if labor wins does that mean I don't have to do work for the dole anymore?
>>79568137
No one mentions the defcon insurgency.
>>79566666
I love you Pauling pantsdown
>>79568164
She's /pol/ having a voice in the senete mate, even if she's badly spoken and low IQ, she's still MUZZIES GET OUT REEEEEEEE and that's the kind of voice I want in my government in the current year. Labour and Libs won't touch the issue and Greens wanna let in every Abdul, Omar and Ming that they can.
Stop being so salty.
>go to bed yesterday morning without a clue how Australian politics work, or who will win
>wake up, go to work, come home, and get on /pol/
>still just as clueless as last night on both issues
I never thought I'd praise the two party system before.
>>79568346
>Not that impressive
Do you have any idea how many parties have tried to break the Lib-Lab cartel hold on the lower house and not done nearly as well as Xenophon?
What he has achieved is practically unprecedented. And he is just one person!
Cunt.
the one good thing about this clusterfuck of a parliament is that Prepbull will NEVER EVER be able to pass TPP
Labor will reject everything the Libs propose just because. The Greens will definitely block it. Based NXT will almost certainly block it. OneNation... who the fuck knows, but they wouldn't be enough anyway
Jews on suicide watch
Multinationals on suicide watch
Prepbull on suicide watch
>>79566596
/pol/ is really shit tonight because all you aus shitposters are contained. Come back.
SAY IT WITH ME
SPEAKER ROBERT KATTER
>>79568452
tl;dr Noone won & we don't have a government
>>79568164
Better a retard that can see the writing than the idealistic with an IQ of a zillion that's going with muh feelz
>>79568230
Will I guess if they can get McGowan and Katter for free they can bully Xenophon
However McGowan did run against a liberal for a reason it seems like
>>79568308
What website was that?
>>79568308
I don't get it..Why would anyone vote for the main party as their first preference? Who the fuck thinks the makeshift center left or right parties are representative of themselves personally
>>79567470
>Also, I'm pretty sure that McGowan, Xenophon and Katter are more inclined to favour the Coalition.
no, not mcgowan. she's run against sophie mirabella twice.
>>79568513
>HRH ROBERT KATTER 1
ftfy
>>79568513
>You will now exit the chamber under rule 303.
>>79568467
Pretty much
I kinda like how nothing will get done
Means none of them can fuck it up, because all of them do
>>79568378
Crashing this country...
>>79568493
An election?
>>79567099
More like
>Labor elected
>Sets up very important infrastructure or other public asset
>Liberal elected
>Auctions it off to party donors
repeat
>>79568346
>Xenophon
>Not impressive
>sky news
>liberals hoping on postal votes
HAHAHAHAHAHAH DESPERATION
>>79568462
How has he broken the cartel? He has the same number of lower house seats as the Greens. If anything, the Greens have done more to break the cartel.
>>79568573
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/
>>79568642
>implying katter won't just threaten to shoot disorderly MPs
>>79568493
>/pol/ is really shit tonight because all you aus shitposters are contained. Come back
This
>>79566666
LOL KEK
>>79568674
Yes, it's socialism and gimmmes vs capitalism run industries.
>>79568703
>Libs going postal
I'd fuck that brown haired qt on sky news
>>79568709
They no longer have power thanks to him taking more seats.
>>79568675
He only won 1 seat. Our system is pretty shitty. The Greens and Xenophon should have more representation in the lower house.
Anyone got a tl;dr for britcucks?
>>79568763
DELET THIS
>>79568709
You are an ignorant clown. Which state did the greens get 20% of the vote in?
>>79568630
This. Rejecting Mirabella twice, plus Nats preferences probably went to McGowan, means no Coalition support.
Are you guys winning?
>>79568675
Reminder campaign funding is proportional to how many first prefs a party gets.
Xenaphon doing a clean sweep in 2019 lads.
>>79568649
Yeah except things aren't that great right now so everything just staying the same might not be the best.
>>79568747
>303
303
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.303_British
>>79568346
>That's irrelevant since that's the national vote.
No that's the only relevant one. He had to spread his party out to multiple seats and he is lucky to get one, given preferences against him and a negative campaign from everyone else.
>>79568826
Nobody knows who won and they won't resume counting until Tuesday. We're in a total state of limbo right now.
>>79568268
Why?
>>79568826
>>79568864
noone won, vote count is invalid anyway & will be recounted, we don't have a government
>>79568674
Australian politics summarized in under 20 words
>>79568536
>counting not yet done
>resuming on fucking Tuesday
sounds legit
>>79568795
Which one? The blond yank or the brunette?
>>79568412
Yes, all you have to do is attend weekly transgender acceptance classes instead.
>There are people who don't work that choose internet over tax cuts, surplus, no boats and no lgbt agenda
How cucked can you get
>>79568910
It's because last election they lost a whole heap of ballot papers so now they have to take extra time to secure them.
>>79568919
Laura Jayes
>>79568795
oh nvm, I thought you said brown eyes
>>79568795
>MUH LABOR IS CHEATING
>MUH LIBERALS
yeah I'd still dick her though
>>79568865
>tfw first preffed the Phon
>>79568916
Are you the least densely inhabited continent on earth? Besides Antarctica
>>79568910
>>79568978
No. See >>79566672
>>79568826
The two globalist major parties will fail to get enough seats to win outright and the independents will be the ones deciding who wins.
The right wing meme party did really well leaving lefties butthurt on social media.
>>79568811
'no'
that is what the Senate is for
if you have proportional representation only then we end up with the shitty Euro-system where one party can never form a government and you get cuck coalitions which no one wanted
>>79568849
Why the fuck would they run Mirabella AGAIN in Indi?
>>79567603
This is a good thing.
>>79569026
What's wrong with having more coalitions in the lower house? That way, only the truly popular laws will get passed.
can someone tell me what happened with Hotham? aec website giving me shit.
>>79568826
Same answer as for Americans: No.
Just read what the BBC had to say, it will be worded at your level.
>>79569019
mfw pauline has all the power
>>79568849
>>79569044
the best one was they ran an openly gay wog candidate against Katter in fucking KENNEDY
KEK
9 point swing to toward Katter. The LNP are absolute geniuses
>>79569015
>>79566672
You're telling me you all fucked up counting the votes? How the fuck
>>79569044
Who knows. State Libs basically abandoned her after the first fuckup. I think Kroger may have let her run as a way of ensuring she stays dead. Nasty cunt.
>LNP has to rely on Katter to form minority government
>All their cuckservative policies get thrown out the door
>Refugee quotas slashed
>Have to deal with a senate in which One Nation holds the balance of power
mfw this is probably the best possible outcome
>>79569185
Based libs running their 'progressive' candidate somewhere he'll lose so they don't have to deal with him in power
>>79569223
Kek, the LNP would sooner form a deal with the Greens than with One Nation, They're the ones who sent her to prison, remember.
>>79568945
Kek
>>79568412
Labor hasn't said anything about gutting WFTD. Although you will have access to public funded apprenticeship school (Aka TAFE revived on steroids)
>>79568969
This. They bang on about Liberals giving business cuts but it helps small businesses as well. Labor should stop pandering to the left so much
>>79569044
no one beat her at pre-selection?
What happens if Neither party can get to the 76 seats?
IS a 75-75 even possible?
Interesting article on the medicare shit.
Fucking hate this baka filter bullshit, the article is from the Sydney Morning Herald so replace 'baka' with s m h
http://m.baka.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/federal-election-2016-liberal-party-refers-medicare-text-message-to-police-20160702-gpx9zm.html
These next 3 years are going to be good.
Can anyone answer why so many people vote for the main parties on first preference.
>KATTER IS PREPARING A LIST OF DEMANDS
WHAT DOES HE WANT /POL/
>>79569223
No this is the worst outcome.
Paulime got all of the Palmer votes and even if she gets 3 in the senate the Greens + Xenophon hold all the power and with LNP losing double digit seats to labor literally nothing good will happen over the next 3 years, then Labor will win 2019 the left will continue to hold the balance of power and we have to wait 3 more years after that for a strong Liberal Opposition to make a come back.
Here's hoping the economy doesn't collapse before 2022.
>>79569210
You vote two ways. Either for the party above the line, or the candidates below the line. Doing both means your vote is invalid.
Polling places are supposed to tally the (1) numbers above the line and report them at this stage, and below the lines are dealt with later.
Instead, some tallied the (1)s above and below that should've been invalid, some tallied only below/above (1)s, some tallied all the fucking numbers and treated it like a House preference ballot, and noone knows exactly who did what.
Senate vote is completely and totally fucked.
>>79569117
it makes the entire election cycle irrelevant because no matter what a party campaigns for, it isnt going to happen, ever
lets say you need a Labor-Green-NXT coalition to form government. That government is going to be built on a completely platform than what anyone who voted for those individual parties was led to believe. atleast with our system the people get the government they voted for
>only the truly popular laws will get passed
and how does the Senate not serve that function
your understanding of politics is clearly limited
>>79569014
the yellow area in pic related only has 2% of our population
>>79569423
Probably more gibsmedats for North Queensland.
>>79569423
>based katter going to stop foreign ownership of Australia
>based pauline going to stop Islamic refugees
>>79568674
>>79568764
>>79568901
This is patently wrong.
All of the infrastructure that Queensland needed to take advantage of the economic boom years was built by the Nationals under Sir Joh (Gladstone power station, electrified railway from Brisbane to Rockhampton and west to the mines, Gateway Motorway, Riverside Express, Hinze Dame etc).
>>79569302
reminder that the Coalition fears One Nation more than anything else because she took their voters
>>79569423
Muh Guns back
My dairy industry back,
Muh I can kill bats because they are vermon (very true)
Muh remove foreign investors from the market
Muh stop immigration and working visas
I fucking hope this is part of his list
>>79569362
Forgot to post the text message
>>79569518
BUILD THAT WALL (in FNQ)
>>79569503
Why?
>>79569302
Not in this political climate m8.
In case you don't understand how vocal we are in our hatred of illegal alients, fucking Labour is too scared to not turn back the boats.
Aside from the Greenies, any other position is tantamount to political suicide.
There is no way Libs will deal with Greens over ON.
What makes you think liberals won't win? They have done a great job in the last term so I see this going the way of liberals.
>>79569342
>What happens if Neither party can get to the 76 seats?
The Governor General will call another election.
>>79567603
> implying surplus is a good thing
> implying taking on debt to invest in projects that have a higher return then the debt interest is bad
> implying that managing a nations finance is the same as managing your personal finance
>>79569342
governor general will sack both and declare another election
>>79569210
Senate anyway, doesn't matter for government formation
>>79569563
AFP are looking into it
Possible voter fraud
Bill Shortern heading to Guantanamo
Re-vote maybe?
>Katter is known as an unabashed social conservative. On economic issues, like his father, Katter retains elements of socialist political views from the 1950s, including opposition to privatisation and economic deregulation.
Why would you vote for a literal commie?
>>79569435
>Doing both means your vote is invalid.
That is incorrect.
>>79569582
Because it's death land, you'll die in 2 hours out there without $100k in survival gear.
>>79569342
> What happens if Neither party can get to the 76 seats?
try for minority government, then vote again.
>People can't do minimum wage work at the best of times
>Hire a bunch of retards to read thousands of ballot papers
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
then people act like you're calling the moon cheese when you think elections are sus as fuck
>>79569423
Pretty sure he's already said: force all government vehicles to be Australian made; more infrastructure in Queensland (damns, rail, etc); less immigration (removal of 457 visas and the like)
I can't follow this thread, it's literally just aussie shitposts. Good containment thread OP.
>>79569605
>>79569641
>another election
please no
>>79569560
And homos can gtfo
>>79569605
wrong, retard
they will form a minority government
the GG will only dissolve the parliament if Prepbull asks for it
Will Australia ever have any non-bogan nationalist politicans? Someone capable of becoming Prime Minister?
>>79569662
t. guy that counted Senate votes last night
>>79569659
He's an old school agrarian socialist. Nothing wrong with that.
>>79566596
So are the good guys or the bad guys winning? Good guys to me are the far right nationalists that don't want to let in Muslims.
>>79569668
From the heat? or what...How cheap is land in the center of your country?
>>79567603
>>79569113
>>79569610
>>79568268
>Surplus
>Bad
Then why do your Libcucks bang on about the debt so much?
>>79569704
It could be good for conservatives, aren't pinkos generally lazier when it comes to voting the second time around?
>>79569704
>please no
It would be great. One Nation has heaps of momentum now. Some /pol/acks could probably run as candidates if they get in contact with the party.
>>79569760
Nobody knows who is winning.
>>79569659
hes a national socialist more so
>>79568910
They need 76 for government. There are 7 undecided seats which are likely to go to the LNP. It seems likely that neither will get there even if they form a coalition with the Independants. As the LNP tend to vote 'toe in line' and rarely negotiate so it is unlikely they will absorb those independents. Leaving both parties at least 3 seats short in ideal circumstances.
>>79569701
Pauline Hanson (Australia's Donald Trump) hold's the balance of power in the Senate so the next government will have a very hard time passing legislation without her approval. That's all you need to know for now.
>>79569760
LNP is more centre right, It's One Nation that we really wanted, that's pretty far right and performed well last night, in the senate at least
>>79569423
Live exports ban lifted
More money into country Queensland
>>79569776
Our nationalist party (One Nation) is looking like getting 3-4 senate seats.
Their primary vote was 8x bigger than last election, huge result
>>79569734
Most Australians are anti-intellectual so no.
>>79569342
>IS a 75-75 even possible?
No, because of independents.
>>79567057
fuck off and suck Turnbull's cock
>>79569760
>the far right nationalists that don't want to let in Muslims.
they did really, really well
they previously had 0(zero) seats. Now they will have between 2-5 (likely 3) and hold the balance of power in the Senate
for the record, Australia doesn't have any illegal immigration. Neither of our major parties are cucked like you Americans and the Europeans
>>79569601
>They have done a great job in the last term
they did sweet fuck all in the last term because they didn't have a senate majority.
>>79569776
Heat, lack of water, animals, bulldust, firestorms, insects, divebombing birds, you name it
Who will win the title of King Kangaroo?
>>79569804
I seriously would consider doing this
Not sure if I could handle the social suicide though
Is it possible to run as a senator anonymously?
>>79569342
Minority government is formed by one side or the other by getting support of crossbench MPs. Whichever party can get 76 MPs to support them for confidence and supply will form government.
If it's just not possible then we'll have another election.
>>79569730
>they will form a minority government
Without 76 votes on the floor?
They could try.
>>79569605
>>79569641
Is that even a remote possibility?
It's looking like it might finish 73-72.
The independents and Greens will go to Labor and Katter will go to the coalition.
What if Xenephon says fuck it and refuses to go with Labor, leaving both parties on 75? It could happen if Liberals promise a bunch of gibmedats to SA.
>>79569435
Why don't we vote by pressing a button yet? Computers can't get it wrong.
How much time do we waste and human error allow by having middle aged housewives do our counting?
>>79569776
Oh and the land's basically free but there's nothing you can do with it.
>>79569760
From what I've gathered from all of the shit posting It looks like there is a real possibility that they will hold the balance of power but the libs need to win 72 seats
>>79569582
Ever seen Mad max? That's why. Mad max movies were documentaries about a month where Australia's internet went down.
>it's a 'labor/greens minority government' episode
Fuck this gay earth
You lads ready to head back to the polls?
>>79569969
>Computers can't get it wrong.
>>79569890
>Australia doesn't have any illegal immigration
Only thanks to Tony Abbot and Scott Morrison. If Labor were left in charge there'd still be shitloads.
>>79569735
You counted them wrong. You should check with a superior.
>>79568899
You really don't know?
Briefly: Owe a country, and they are invested in your financial success. Don't owe a country and have a surplus, and you are seen as a threat to countries that do owe. To the point where if you honestly can't get a deficit fabricating one somehow is a good idea for trade deals. That's the TL;DR version, and is yet another example of Coalition rhetoric being completely fucking retarded in the field that they're supposed to be experts in.
>>79569948
>It could happen if Liberals promise a bunch of gibmedats to SA.
Fucking love xeno.
Like some sort of weird nationalist but only for south australia.
>>79569909
the kangaroos have a CEO, it's the emus that are a monarchy mate.
>>79569944
Yes, just like Gillard in 2010 you idiot
Katter is basically a lock for the L/NP
if need be they could try negotiating with NXT or Cathy McGowan
but imo Libs will get 9/13 of the in doubt seats and form a majority government anyway
Labor cannot form a government, period
>>79570048
I think you mean Kevin Rudd, anon.
Sure, he started it but he fixed it.
Burger here, who am I rooting for down under?
Also, summarize how the fuck your election works
>>79569776
its one giant desert with 140 degree farenheit winters and no water, they fucking live underground out there to keep cool
>>79570079
NX is an extreme centrist
I couldn't tell you a single policy of his
>>79570054
I didn't count shit. I was taking totals the poll booths were calling in. Heard the DSOs nervously talking about it.
>>79569890
>for the record, Australia doesn't have any illegal immigration.
so long as you fly in. remember the shitshow that was the border force's attempt to do random questioning in melbourne?
4 ONE NATION SENATE SEATS
DERRYN HINCH IS NOW A FUCKING SENATOR.
Totally makes up for the underwhelming House of Rep votes.
>naurua will be shut down in your life time
>>79570096
No, he didn't. Don't you remember the boatload that got creamed at Christmas Island on Julia Gillard's watch? That was after Rudd.
>>79570159
No pokies.
>>79570103
All you need to know is... ONE NATION
Our government sits in the house of representatives and forms legislation, which is passed to the senate for approval. One Nation will have 3-4 senators now and possibly hold the balance of power.
>>79569918
ive seen a number of sturt bros, id vote or help a campaign against fucking cuckstopher pyne
>>79570205
Fuck Derryn Hinch off and bring back LDP. That would be much better.
>>79570080
I was addressing a situation where neith party is able to persuade enough crossbenchers to their side.
The crossbenchers do not need to give theri support to anyone. In fact the msart thing to do is stay neutral and not state a preference.
Windsor and Oakeshott rekt themselves with the way they went about supporting Labor with formal agreements etc.
>>79569972
in a world with hydro farming that seems like bullshit.
Pauline Hanson is the dumbest kind of racist (ugh Asians look funny and take muh jobs)
Something needs to be done about Islam but One Nation are not the ones for the job. In terms of legitimacy One Nation are a Greens level party
>>79570103
>Also, summarize how the fuck your election works
Black box.
>>79568268
>>79569113
>>79569610
>>79569786
Everyone craps on about how we don't need a surplus. We need a fucking surplus. It is pretty simple math. Don't spend money you don't have.
Everyone disagrees with this but not a single one of you commie fucks has an explanation as to why.
>>79570205
Greentext me on Derryn Hinch?
I dont know anyhting about him
>>79570048
What are you talking about we're full of illegal UK immigration.
It's fucking disgusting.
>yfw Labor wins power but can't get through anything other than progressive social changes, resulting in Liberal economic framework with Labor tranny illness acceptance society
>>79568208
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_International
You motherfuckers are interesting to deal with. You're the only fucks on the planet that can make >"I was only pretending to be retarded" a 100% legitimate argument while simultaneously making the other side feeling like they're retarded and unsure of both themselves and their conception of reality.
>>79570278
>hydro farming
>in central australia
dude..
>>79570205
>4 ONE NATION SENATE SEATS
I don't know where this meme is coming from.
Some clown seems to think ONe Nation will win 2 seats in Qld. this is not the case, it will just be Pauline.
>>79570103
preferential vote.
Lower house is electorate based, Senate is proportional to the state.
Senate is to keep the lower house in check. Professional shitposters.
>>79570159
-Pokie boogeyman coming for your children
-South Australia stronk
That's about it. Absolute wildcard.
Who's looking forward to shorten's ban on anime?
Time for the degenerates to fuck off.
>>79570187
>border force's
Idk I've been through international immigration as a non aussie, they waved me through because I was white and sent all the brownies off to be processed.
>>79569972
china is buying it all and getting entrepreneur visas
>>79570310
Are you fucking kidding me anon.
Have you not been paying attention to the last 30 years.
>>79570222
Yes he did in 2013 with the Nauru solution, even actual refugees had to be settled there
>>79569786
I'm gonna be generous and say it's because they're idiots, not because of malicious intent against the working class.
>>79570287
^ This
LDP got no fucking seats in the senate. One Nation is just a meme party that's going to shoot themselves in the foot with their Green-Tier moronics.
>>79570109
looks comfy but I fucking hate spiders and snakes. Do they have products that guarantee to keep them out of your house?
>>79570322
>making our country whiter is a bad thing
>>79570310
>I HATE PEDOS PLEASE VOTE FOR ME
>GOES ON SEX HOLIDAYS TO FUCK UNDERAGE GIRLS
Voters -
>PEDOS ARE BAD, LETS VOTE FOR HIM OTHERWISE OTHERS WILL THINK I'M A PEDO!
>>79570322
Got numbers anon? (compared to boat arrivals under Labor)
>>79570364
If only this were true
>>79570364
>Labor
>Not loving degenerates
Literally the stupidest post in the thread.
>>79570322
Anglo's illegal in an Anglo country
Fuck off faggot
>>79569582
literally desert wasteland
KAP will pursue policies that:
>provide inalienable title over Aboriginal lands either collectively or individually to Aboriginal
people;
>end compulsory draconian and discriminatory “intervention and prohibition” laws and provide
authority to community leaders to establish their own governance; and
>maintain and extend the Community Development Employment Program and engage Aboriginal people in civil construction projects including building and maintenance of housing for their own communities
What the fuck? I thought Katter was supposed to be based?
>>79570310
Doxes pedos live on the radio and has been to gaol for it even.
>>79570310
He's the best alternative to One Nation for dealing with Islam without going full pants on head retarded level racism
why are there so many leftists cucks ITT?
>>79570496
THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>>79570364
What a head. I voted Labor just for that big fucken head of his. It's truly glorious.
>>79570522
I know meme gets thrown around a lot these days but he is literally a meme.
>>79570572
Yeah, nah.
He's a useless cunt using appeal to emotion.
>>79570287
gook detected
>>79570096
Keating and Howard started it. Rudd and Gillard fucked it up.
>>79569362
>scroll down
>63 72
i dont get it the AEC MUST be the correct one so how the fuck are they all over the place
Post yfw double digit IQ high school drop out libshit voters got completely and utterly BTFO
How edgy have you been recently aus/pol/?
>>79570522
>Not making an effort to turn the abos into something actually fucking useful.
We cant just genocide their entire race without the UN cucking us so at least attempt to transform them from leeches into something productive.
>>79570287
If you don't like it friedrice man.
Leave.
>>79570297
I explain why surpluses are usually bad in every fucking thread but people are too dumb to keep it in their hollow skulls.
It boils down to deficits being private sector's net saving over the period and surpluses being the opposite, therefore piling up household debt.
The government can run deficits forever but households can't.
we're in here
>>79570395
>>79570395
>>79570705
Aren't low IQ voters typically associated with Labor?
>>79570427
they hide in your dunny
>>79570705
How can the results be changing? I thought counting had stopped
>>79570310
>>
DERRYN HINCH
FUCKING DERRYN HINCH
I'M DERRYN HINCH. THAT'S LIFE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DewpnUWMPnc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGTuJ4htuQo
>>79570825
Only according to low IQ high school drop out liberal voters.
>>79569423
I think it's time we dug a trench around North QLD and NT and push them into the Ocean towards Murrica.
I hate that you faggots are going to kill the Great Barrier Reef. The right better kick some ass for you white Aussies.
>>79570109
is cooper pedy boring?
>>79570875
hello friendlyjordies
>Wakeup after a night of pissup round fire outside in the bush, cookaburras wake me up, good night of drinks and bantz
>Pauline Hanson is in the senate
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?
Meme magic isn't fucking anymore. It's fucking Sorcery mates. What the fuck. Amazing.
>>79570705
Labor is home of the high school dropouts, what are you talking about.
>>79570939
>>79570973
it's "the right" that deny climate change is real
>>79570297
>Don't spend money you don't have.
Tell that to literally any entrepreneur that ever existed
>>79570825
You're thinking low wage, which might correlate, but tell that to the Liberal voting airheads I went to uni with.
>>79570572
HA NO
He's a radio personality which means he shills for popularity. His peso-hysteria is just feeding a feminist market, which he won't piss off by backing One Nation
>>79570988
Right wingers tend to have low IQs and dont finish high school
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2095549/Right-wingers-intelligent-left-wingers-says-controversial-study--conservative-politics-lead-people-racist.html
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/millennial-media/201304/do-racism-conservatism-and-low-iq-go-hand-in-hand
http://www.livescience.com/18132-intelligence-social-conservatism-racism.html
http://www.psychologicalscience.org/index.php/news/were-only-human/is-racism-just-a-form-of-stupidity.html
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/study-links-low-intelligence-with-right-wing-beliefs/article543361/
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/feb/05/daily-mail-calls-rightwingers-stupid
http://reverbpress.com/politics/proof-republicans-are-stupid/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/intelligence-study-links-prejudice_n_1237796.html?section=australia
>>79568969
Dw m8, millenial here, voted libs 1 and lib dems 2.
>>79569582
https://youtu.be/hi5jjXTPtyY
>>79571110
lmao, what a retard
>>79571047
Would you consider yourself left wing?
Because universities typically brainwash people with marxism and left wing ideologies.
What makes them an "air head"?
>>79570297
Because personal finance is not the same as managing a national economy you dense cunt.
You don't need a surplus. Name me a G20 nation with a surplus.
http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/countries-with-the-top-budget-surplus.html
hint: fucking none.
Nations get money by investing in shit. If a nation has a "savings" account that is wasted investment and should be considered treason. You invest in things that get you more leverage to invest in even more and bigger things.
When it comes to your bank account, yeah debt is bad. When is comes to nations, debt is maybe bad, depending on the return on investment you're expecting.
>>79570969
very
>>79570856
>Hunch
Takes me back m80. the old Fast Forward and full Frontal days.
>>79571157
>Because universities typically brainwash people with marxism and left wing ideologies.
t. high school drop out
>>79571110
Yeah same
>>79571098
Me nor none of the people I know were quizzed or polled or studied on this. I doubt most of pol was.
This sort of stuff is completely full of shit.
>>79571110
I just wish the rest of our generation wasn't so retarded.
>>79571098
>Not realizing right wing people are usually CEO's, Business owners, Doctors, etc
>Not realizing left wing people are usually working at McDonalds, Coffee shops, IGA, Woolworthes, Bakeries.
Tell me - Which of those jobs require more education and are harder to get into?
>>79567775
>McGowan and Katter for sure will likely give tacit support for the Coalition since they represent conservative electorates
In 2010 everybody said the same thing about Windsor and Oakshot, but then they surprised us and went for Gillard. Katter stayed neutral that time.
Theyre all going to line up for the handouts, even Wilkie. People forget that although Labor burned him before 2013, the Liberals and the pro-Iraq war camp burned him even worse when he spoke out against it.
All the Independants will be keeping thier options open. Sure they will have thier leanings, but they are fully capable of anything right now no matter what they say.
>>79568865
>implying it won't be Pauline who got just under 20% of the primary vote in the lower house in Queensland
>>79571315
>Katter stayed neutral that time.
No he supported the coalition.
>>79571157
"I didn't know who to vote for so I voted Liberal because Dad told me to"
This wasn't every person at my uni of course. The politically interested were better informed and didn't vote Liberal.
I do consider myself left-wing.
>>79571098
Conservatives are dumb..Written by some liberal.Ignore that they are rich, have happy families, most college educated people are conservatives, ect ect ect.
>>79571373
Good, both can happen.
Need more state centric parties.
>>79571192
>Not realizing universities are trying to convince people that right wing = bad and that left wing = good.
>Not realizing that universities are trying to make white people feel bad for being white and how terrible we are for living in this country because of aboriginals.
>>79571408
>I do consider myself left-wing.
And that says it all right there.
I hate these fucking white aussies that attack me calling me a bigot and a racist for voting One Nation and then when I argue back they tell me to go back to Europe and that Australia doesn't belong to me self hating cucks...
>>79568306
HERE HERE MY BLOKE, HERE FUCKING HERE
>>79571459
>tfw Pauline, Katter and Xenophobe form a ruling coalition with the Nationalis in 2019 and the Libs and Labor are cast to the dustbin and an Australian golden age of manufacturing and WHITE AUSTRALIA happens
>>79571482
Never once had a class like this (but I'm STEM so I can't speak for all cases).
I think your tinfoil is on a bit tight m8.
>>79569560
How come all the fucking nutters that come up with decent policies also want fucking guns?
Is there a new thread?
>>79571688
Because why should law abiding citizens not be allowed to own guns? Why should we not have the right to defend ourselves against criminals who don't obey laws in the first place?
Why are you cucked by left wing anti-gun propaganda?
>>79571663
>>tfw Pauline, Katter and Xenophobe form a ruling coalition with the Nationalis in 2019 and the Libs and Labor are cast to the dustbin and an Australian golden age of manufacturing and WHITE AUSTRALIA happens
This has to happen
>>79571688
>letting civilians have guns
>not a decent policy
>>79571842
There is literally nothing wrong with gun laws. The problem is that we have immigrants.
>>79571688
because despite what the left tells you, they aren't nutters, they're correct. The real nutters are these poofters who want to sell our country to China and flood us with browns.
>>79571687
I do law school and also international relations, can confirm that its full dildos outside of STEM
>>79571910
Praise KEK my brother and it will happen
>>79571688
Nothing wrong with guns.
The only thing wrong with guns is when your country is 60% white instead of 90% white and civilised.
Swizterland has loads of guns and no fucking deaths. It's all about the culture.
When brown people get their hands on a gun, they act out and think they're god. When white people hold a gun they just feel like their dick has slightly more girth
>>79570614
Young Lib here. It Truly is an impressive fucking head.
>>79566666
We're gonna need a priest for this.
>>79566666
Well check'd
