Alright, we aren't able to arm ourselves like Americans can. We perfectly understand that.
We can't buy guns easily and the guns on sale are absolutely shit. We can't buy knifes that aren't fucking tiny and ineffective, our government has strung us up by the balls with their firearm legislation.
But there are things that we can do to keep ourselves safe when shit goes down.
Riot gear is very easy to buy in the UK, a quick search on Google will give you sites that are more than happy to sent shit like shin guards, helmets, body armour, shields and much more straight to your home. Just the sight of a man in riot gear with a baseball bat walking down the street is enough to make someone SHIT themselves. Those pakis will be running for the hills when their gang leader gets whacked with a bat with a swastika engraved on it.
To protect your home if you live in an urban shithole, door gates are incredibly easy to buy and install. Just make sure you're buying something that's durable and while you're at it make sure your door is stronger than fucking cardboard, get that shit fixed.
If you can, get some of that ESG glass put in your home. Shit works like magic, reinforce anything you like and you'll be fine.
And one unrelated thing, get some nationalist shit up in your house. Flags, books and such. Looks brilliant and it shows that you're a true patriot.
>>79561745
>inb4 .22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUM1r_444CY
Chapter 13: Good reason to possess a firearm (page 104)
>In general, applicants should be able to demonstrate that they ‘use’ their firearm on a regular, legitimate basis for work, SPORT or LEISURE (including collections or research).
How to obtain firearm
>join gun club
>become regular
>apply for license
https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/417199/Guidance_on_Firearms_Licensing_Law_v13.pdf
https://www.google.co.uk/?gws_rd=ssl#q=gun+shops+uk
>>79561745
Also, you can easily obtain crossbows.
http://www.archerysuppliesdirect.co.uk/categories/Crossbows-Rifle-%26-Pistol-//
>>79561745
You deserve it to be honest for dragging us into WW2 to save your cucked ass
Tfw Northern Irish and can get a shotgun and hunting rifles. Also police are armed. Not sure how hard it is to get a gun but its definitely not as strict as the mainland
>>79561745
This glass seems more sturdy britbong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ8wR6VNg6Y
>>79564998
Spread the arms second britbong spread the means of self defense!
>>79564998
Make sure you get riot gear too m8.
>>79561745
Is stocking up on fireworks a good idea?
>>79565465
Gonna pull some Attack The Block shit?
>>79565465
Anything that spooks shitskins is a good idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0OGjPzHOB0
>>79565492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsnbvRZwEZE
I think you could set a refugee camp on fire really well with this
lmao like how is gun legislation real nigga
like just get 2 bits of pipe lmao
>>79566068
you got staplers right?
just build a stapler gun lmao
>>79566158
shit you niggas can just grab random shit and a bunch of zip ties now you're a real killa
>>79566246
>MI6 shilling intestines
>>79566302
>>79561745
>>79566510
>look at this gun we built
>step 1: buy a gun
>>79566158
Those industrial staplers have quite a large and strong pull required. There has to be a dozen better, just as simple, solutions.
>>79566832
You can cut springs to make them weaker if you're a sissy and can't handle it.
>>79566832
I think a lot of homemade guns use shit like that because getting a working trigger group that won't sporadically go full auto is a bit of a cunt
>>79567032
>>79567156
>>79567242
I think this might be rifling
>>79567383
2/2
no 1 cares :(
>>79566644
I'd pay someone to shoot that lol
>>79567850
they're supposed to be pretty solid
>>79561745
Lexan for cars and windows. Nascar approved.
>>79567850
Japan I think
>>79569111
DO ANY OF YOU GUYS KNOW WEBSITES THAT SELL RIOT GEAR IN THE UK?
>>79569289
http://www.ebay.co.uk/bhp/riot-police
Personally I'd just get some bike gear, kevlar bike jeans don't look very suspect at all, just like big baggy jeans
>>79569565
But how do I know that shit is authentic and not some plastic bullshit?
>>79569633
It probably is plastic bullshit mate, which is why I suggested bike gear since it's actually designed to protect you.
>>79569289
Army surplus stuff like Kevlar helmet and breast plate can be found on army surplus stores I guess.
>>79569717
decent bike gear will protect well enough from stabs and cuts (well enough for you to fuck the other guy up before he fuck you up too much)
>>79568637
This is like the be all end all of high tier nigger rigs
>>79571237
why would a nigger need to make a gun lmao
>>79571306
Maybe it's different in Australia, in southern USA a nigger rig means like a homemade shitty remedy to just barely accomplish a job that the right, standard tool would do because you're poor/lazy
>>79572303
yeah we don't have niggers here
maybe an abo job?
but that's an oxymoron because abos don't have jobs or attempt to fix things
>>79564640
aww, they got confused and ordered the middle guy a white belt instead of a gun
>>79572810
>belt
that's a clip bro
>>79564708
Shut up, stop demoralizing dad.
>>79572923
>>79561745
>when their gang leader gets whacked with a bat with a swastika engraved on it
Definatly don't do this.
Wherever you store your weapon make sure it is unadorned with potentially politically agravating language or symbology, and that you have taken the proper steps to ensure that in court you can say justifiably that it is for recreation not violence, ie: keep your baseball bat with a ball, your hockey stick with a puck, smaller skateboards are also a handy yet effective personal weapon.
Don't be a dick about it because the PCs (Politically Corrects) (Police Constables) in this country will generally find any excuse they can to fuck you, dont give them the chance.
>>79573537
Keep a tire iron under your front seat
>>79572545
>oxymoron
ooh, la de da
dis bogan cunt tink he betta dan us!
>>79573736
shouldn't you be raping your kids bruddah
Guns are still available right? Get a semi-auto .22 or lever action .357, or a bolt .308
You're at a disadvantage, but it's still a fucking gun.
Fucking do the stupid thingies you have to do, whatever it is. Get a gun, you fuck.
Baseball bats? Riot shields? You're fucking retarded.
>>79574012
I seriously doubt they can own a semi-auto anything but I agree with your general sentiment, I have a few guns, my favorite being a bolt action 30-06
>>79574012
>British law defines a "rifle" as a rifled firearm with a barrel longer than 30 cm (12 in), and a total length longer than 60 cm (24 in) that does not fall under the classification of long-barrelled revolver or pistol. Single-shot, bolt-action, Martini-action, lever-action (also called under-lever action) and revolver rifles and carbines are permitted, with certificate, in any calibre. Self-loading (also known as semi-automatic) or pump-action rifles are only permitted in .22 rimfire calibre.
>>79563773
Godamn our gun laws are Based as fuck.
Set up to ensure the plebs cant own them but that enthusiasts can.
I mean the cost of a gun safe alone rules out your petty criminals from possessing one, and the registration with the local Police force ensures the more successful criminals are excluded aswell.
And theres no way in hell a gun club is going to take in a damn gangsta wannabe.
>>79574311
>only permitted in .22 rimfire calibre
why ban centre fire but not rim? is there some difference beyond the obvious?
>>79561745
Downside of that glass is when a fire breaks out- keeps others out, keeps you in.
>>79574703
power potential, only heat seeking babby killing rounds come in centrefire
>>79574317
>Gun laws
>based
You poor, poor deluded britbongs.
>>79575245
post pics of your nukes or 2a has failed
>>79575245
>tfw filthy shitskin
>this would be the look of her if i asker her out
>>79566832
Anon, it's called a spring.
You know what happens when a spring is too tough for someone to put pressure on it? They cut it down and stretch it out so it takes less pressure to compress all the way.
Compressed air tanks / bicycle pump not included.
>>79575319
>Aus-fag
>complaining about the second amendment
Don't you have private property to hand over to the government?
>>79575599
these things are surprisingly effective
>>79575675
so I guess you don't own nukes then which infers the 2a has failed
>>79575690
I know right? Made one once, fired a ball-bearing.
That fucking thing warped the shit out of an inch of steel, and I think it was extremely underpowered for a shed-bred pressure gun.
>>79575739
Low energy aussie-posting. Sad!
>tfw free to multiple semi auto weapons loaded in my house at all times
>tfw legally free to defend myself against anyone who would do me harm or unjustly invade my property, government included
>tfw free
>>79564708
>dragging us into WW2
The japs would have bombed you anyways
>>79572545
>but that's an oxymoron because abos don't have jobs or attempt to fix things
Kek
>>79566510
Fucking lol at the shovel handle
>>79575944
yeah yeah you can bear arms gj, but you can't bear nukes so you're not equal to the government, even your post has qualifiers like "semi auto" and is missing qualifiers for things like stand your ground such as "in certain states"
>>79565873
... Why not just use a molotov?
I don't think we can even buy gunpowder here?
How would we even go about getting bullets if we did somehow get guns?
>>79576497
the receiver is made of the same shovel
Guy who build it wouldn't want them to be separated.
>>79576976
get a gun license
>>79576536
>a country nuking itself
implying killing hundreds of thousands of your citizens won't cause the entire population to revolt in all fifty states.
>>79577299
it was just a prank bro
>>79576536
Who says you can't bear nukes? In a non wartime, if a private civilian is willing to put up the money, and go through all the shit any government would have to go though to have a nuke, why can't you? In actual wartime, wtf is stopping the people from making their own? Really, it's not that hard. ISIS had WMDs chemical or otherwise. What's stopping you?
>>79578143
>Who says you can't bear nukes?
non proliferation treaty
>What's stopping you?
the same thing that stops you tying a shoelace around your bolt and trigger and turning a semi auto into a full auto (nothing)
>>79578143
>wtf is stopping the people from making their own? Really, it's not that hard.
How do I make a nuke in my garage for less than £50??
>>79579053
put a butter knife in the microwave
>>79579871
Nothing happened.
Maybe it's because metal butter knives are banned and we only have plastic ones with blades at a maximum length of 3 inches.
>>79580293
another win for common sense assault butter knife laws
one last bump cuz I rarely get to dump my whole folder
>>79584255
It was not in vain, Oz. I appreciated your dump.
>>79584255
rarely? I seen you do it a few times
>>79588009
>my whole folder
>invent a language
>can't comprehend it
>>79588151
you can have that one
so how did the aussie elections go? is left and right wing reversed in the antipodes?
i have a large assault spoon i can send you lads
>>79588260
Harambe will be taking office soon
>>79588260
not sure mate I don't vote
supposedly labor might have a chance of getting in (they want more rapefugees)
>>79588351
how will we get them through customs?
>>79588362
who?
>>79588519
haven't the votes already been counted?
you seem knowledgeable about rooty tooties
why is the sear called that?
>>79575319
>>79575739
Step it us, ausfag.
>>79588771
>who?
The only qualified candidate.
>>79588771
>haven't the votes already been counted?
nah not yet they finish up Tuesday I think (Sunday here)
>why is the sear called that?
no idea
>>79588970
>>79589045
only trigger group stuff left
>>79588771
>how will we get them through customs?
we have stealth version too
>>79588957
kek, you cheeky wanker
you just made me racis
>>79588970
>nah not yet they finish up Tuesda
aah, usually we get our results the night of the election between 2 and 4 am
but I suppose having a few days gives them a bit more time to rig things
is this pic semi-auto? the purple piece catches the strike on it's way back? then you release the trigger and the yellow piece holds it till you pull it again?
>>79589164
that'd better not be a bali-song butterfly spoom, they are super illegal, no matter the spoon length!
>>79567952
Is that.... pvc cable piping?
>>79589363
It's a full/semi selector, if the yellow bit is engaged it catches when the bolt comes back otherwise it just keeps firing
>>79589583
yeah, I think it's a "proof of concept" thing, I doubt anyone is actually stupid enough to fire it
>>79589045
>>79589080
is this a top down view?
can you explain what's going on?
>>79589979
http://hlebooks.com/sten/pa07.htm
>>79590112
lost my uncle to a toy gun
crossbows, machetes and kevlar vests are legal
>>79590260
aaaaah
>And one unrelated thing, get some nationalist shit up in your house. Flags, books and such. Looks brilliant and it shows that you're a true patriot.
What are you up to MI5?
Theoretically, couldn't you own a semi auto in .204 Ruger? It's below .22 caliber and has similar ballistics to 5.56.
the only weapon you need lads
>>79566644
There are certainly some "parts kit" pieces in that, but the receiver was made from a flattened shovel head. Even the barrel is made out of pipe.
>>79590710
I just posted the magna carta in my window, who'll match me?
>>79574317
This post is why I don't want foreigners here at all (inter-state or inter-national, even if they're white and """pro-gun""".
Nobody can be trusted.
>>79574317
>I mean the cost of a gun safe alone rules out your petty criminals from possessing one, and the registration with the local Police force ensures the more successful criminals are excluded aswell.
You're assuming that criminals follow the law, when by definition they don't.
Can you buy a bow?
>>79593831
if they cant buy a bow im gonna be mad as fuck honestly
>>79563773
>defending .22 as a war bullet
>>79578143
>wtf is stopping the people from making their own? Really, it's not that hard
U fucking wot? Nukes are not something you cobble together in an afternoon in your workshop. They are very complicated explosives that need lots of resources to build, and everything to be just right in order to work properly. Just getting the enriched uranium is a nigh-insurmountable challenge for an individual.
At best, you could maybe do a radiological weapon if you got your hands on some radiography sources. But that has less effectiveness in stopping an army, since they'll just suit up when passing through.
>>79593831
Bows and crossbows are unregulated.
>>79563773
>semi-auto in .22 cal
Good luck lightly injuring someone that wears a jacket
