>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
The 4th of July is when America celebrates it's independence, freedom, and hot dogs.
Meanwhile in Chicago, the 4th is celebrated by mass murder, mayhem and, of course, key checks.
2.5 hours to Robert. I repeat... 2.5 hours to Robert.
For those playing at home, you have your choice of bingo cards. Here's the first.
Here's the second official bingo card. Play often.
2st for Robert.
>>79556777
>checked
Not a big weekend so far, eh?
>>79556943
It should start picking up pretty quick.
By this time last night we had...
> man walking down the street excessively drooling
> 12 year old car thieves.
> woman in wheelchair screaming and blocking sidewalk.
> lots of beatings, robberies, etc.
Should be an active night tonight.
Drunk Hispanic males with guns behind funeral home.
Dispatch can't stop laughing
>drunk and have guns
IT BEGINS!!
>>79556777
Nice trips, last time I listened a crazy black woman with a doo-rag was swinging a bookbag around in the Popeyes drive-thru.
Hit in the head with a skillet?
any alien invasions call signs yet?
>>79557921
No. Even the aliens are smart enough to stay out of Chicago.
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
time to do shots
I'm gonna drink for each square on this one. See you on the other side /pol/
>>79558115
LOTS OF BLACK MEN WITH GUNS.
THEY ALL HAVE GUNS.
someone post the police codes
Check your keys!!!!
>>79558354
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
>>79558222
wew it's gonna get hairy
>>79558377
Vehicular assault with a Monte Carlo SS, undoubtedly a white male.
>>79558354
With the exception of 10-4 (OK), they almost never use codes
So far tonight...
> 4 hispanic males with guns hanging out behind funeral home.
> Dispatcher who can't stop laughing
> Mom hits son in head with a skillet
>>79558535
2 key checks so far.
>>79558168
I wish you fair winds and following seas, anon
WHITE
CRIMINAL
/POL/ BTFO
Ripley says... no fucking way.
>>79556777
dang... this makes me want to be a cop in Chicago. To help, sure, but mainly for the thrills. I've had a dull life.
>>79558838
Fuck off white boy.
7:47 PM - The Cheery Dispatcher.
Calls are "stacked". So, if you need a cop wait in line like everyone else.
>>79558953
About 1/2 an hour ago she got into a laughing fit for about 5 minutes.
>tfw not robert hours yet
>>79558913
You don't scare me leaf
>>79559100
Fucken white boy, lol
You's a bitch.
WHITE
BOY
>>79559090
Hang in there. There WILL be Robert
>>79558076
Oooh a new one!
Was looking forward to this all day, life has meaning again
Need a new bingo card with dispatcher making farting noises.
Caribbean Festival is going on tonight! Black people and rum in chicago what could go wrong.
Dispatch or officer making fart noises
>polish speaker needed
>>79559773
lolwut did the poles have enough of chicago's crime and send people to unclog the pipes?
>>79560372
Because it's a big weekend, and with the help of time zones and the internet, it would be interesting to see if this thread theme can continue uninterrupted til Tuesday
>>79560372
Christmas eve is a great time to listen too, mein famalam
>>79560597
"3 day Holiday Weekend in Chiraq"
>silence for 25 second
I started getting excited.
>armed with a golf club
'murica
>van trying to pick up kids
Dan's at it again boys.
>>79559034
>>79558953
What was she laughing about?
WAS THAT ROBERT?
>>79560721
That girl is a qt desu
WHITE MALE RUNNING AFTER A GUY SHOTS FIRED
>>79560774
Not sure what started it, but she was laughing through sending a car out for "4 hispanic males with guns hanging out at a funeral home"
>>79557306
wait till the 4th when everyone is partying, add tards with fireworks and copious amounts of liquor and gatherings and the yearly shitshow will really begin
was listening this afternoon and it was a different vibe with businesses open, people doing dumb shit like shoplifting
who exactly is robert? new to this
fuck I can't do this bros I'm wasted after seven shots. me >>79558168
>>79561239
pussy
>>79561120
"Robert" is the code for the night shift, which starts around 10:00pm-10:30pm each night.
All calls will be like... 1234 Robert , 5555 Robert, ect.
Over the last few days, "Robert" has morphed/memed into a super-cop who single-handedly takes down all of the criminals in Chicago.
>>79560948
I like to think of Chicago as a preserve, we've managed to corral the dindus so we can sit back and enjoy their animal behavior.
>>79561120
>>79561288
It's also the phonetic for the letter R, a substitute for "roger" as in "I understand" so our pal Robert is mentioned a whole heck of a lot.
>>79561239
shouldn't try to play drinking games with Chicago's crime
>>79561239
No one wins a Chicago drinking game. You shouldn't even try.
>>79561285
fuck off man 7 shots of vodka and i'm not that big
>>79561288
>88
ROBERT WILL BASH SKULLS TONIGHT
I need more vodka for my cranberry juice desu
>>79561288
kek
thanks
>>79556831
10-4 robert.i got the purple goodness right here.
>98642 checking in
Just came back from a walk in chicago. It was Jeweish as fuck, & then all of a sudden I walked into India. This city is nuts. It's amazing how segregated certain parts of the city are.
fucking 20 mins
>>79561575
> Something odd happens
Already tonight, we've had...
> mom hitting son with a skillet
> man armed with golf club threatening people
>>79561416
you mean ROMEO?
>>79561614
>brexit.jpg
toplel
>>79561724
add non-weapon used as weapon: goldf club
>mentally challenged guy rolling on the ground
Male with band-aids on his chest
who exactly would want to be a cop in chicago anyway?
>>79561803
Yes
Tonight's story so far...
So far tonight..
> 4 hispanic males with guns hanging out behind funeral home.
> Dispatcher who can't stop laughing
> Mom hits son in head with a skillet
> Check your keys
> White man with gun... Ripley checking it out
> Two stolen bikes RECOVERED
> Dispatcher making fart noises
> Does anyone speak Polish?
> Man in jeep trying to "pick up" kids
> Man armed with golf club threatening to hit people
> Man stabs roommate in chest with knife.
> 16-year-old acting up. Is she crazy or high?
>>79561520
I forgive you anon
>>79561288
>>79561833
thanks
>>79561764
>roomate trying to stab him in the chest with a knife.
tonight is going to have /r9k/ attacking Normies.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-4
fuck yea.
In a few hours it will start.
I like these threads but can someone explain the Robert meme for me?
>>79556777
I haven't paid attention to these threads. Who is robert?
>>79562085
Read the thread faggot
Out of breath cop = foot chase.
>>79561913
The same reason you do border patrol.
You are a "war junkie" that gets a kick from being up close and personal to demented fuckery.
Murph come back, please Murph
>>79562085
Robert is a AI program the dispatch is turning off and on, or giving orders to verbally. R.O.B.E.R.T is a advanced chimphandeling program.
"Two male blacks"
the subtle perfection of word placement
Perp re-writes a Beatles Song.... they came in through the front side window.
WHERE DA ROBERT BOIS AT
Male asked for assistance with moving his stuff out, guess he has a crazy ex or something kek hope it gets nasty
>>79562461
There's a little Robert in all of us.
Except you. By the picture I'm guessing you want a lot of Robert in you.
daily reminder that thread spliters burn in hell like the bread they waste.
oc from last night for my Roberts.
>10-4
>>79556777
OC I made last night
>Man with shopping cart dodging in and out of traffic.
>>79562931
Saw that on last night's thread. Quality work.
>>79561913
Is that kylo Chen?
>>79562853
Agreed
>>79558393
Are you the one who usually make the threads?
I made this one and the first early one last night because I started earlier than everyone else.
But if you're the usual thread author, let me know and I will step aside to let you take over when this thread is full.
>>79563122
Thank you Robert
>>79562931
man doping off his kids is refusing to leave his ODDEST.
>story of my life - Robert
Normies still out. Robert hours soon.
who /robert/ here
>>79563339
especially impressed with the retro chan screen with minnie scanner on screen.
meet and great at the church
10-4
>KEK BLESS THIS MESS
More cookware domestic violence oh boy
Comfy IRC Chat while listening to happenings
webchat.freenode.net
#ChicagoScanner
>First hammer attack of the night.
Sundown in Chicago is in 42 minutes
https://togethertube.com/rooms/pathoflight
STREAMING HILLARY CLINTON: THE MOVIE in appx. 45 minutes.
GET IN HERE
>drinking, smoking PCP and sitting on the porch, They dont live there
>>79563783
Unless it stars Robert, not interested
>>79563783
I dont want to see that cunts face today
>>79563875
>https://togethertube.com/rooms/pathoflight
>Secret Service Agents.
>>79564033
>go there
>see feminism shit
nope.jpg
>>79562119
>https://www.quora.com/What-do-Robert-and-Charlie-mean-when-spoken-on-a-police-scanner
Robert is the police phonetic code letter for R, short for "Received." The Military uses "Roger."
why do you start the threads so fucking early?
i will be in a hour or two
In 4 keys
Why are the Clinton shills in this thread that has nothing to do with politics when they could be making new threads to slide the ones they want to slide? Are they that dumb?
>>79564347
In the case of Chicago, Robert is the code for the night shift units, like "1234 Robert" or "5555 Robert"
It would make no sense for dispatch to use "Robert" in the middle of a transmission if it meant "Roger".
For example.... 1234 Robert see man, assault and battery with a ham sandwich.
>>79556777
Car accident southbound lane?
>>79561120
You've never heard of Robert Cop? he is the furniture of law enforcement.
>>79564456
Have you ever fucking listened to the scanner before you crumbum?
>cop just got tongue tied on the radio and rasberry'd
kek'd
>>79556777
>bert
sounds jewish
>>79564456
got to get settled in and comfy
thatdispatcherwastalkingreallyfast
>>79556777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kSES3ZDxm8
Who copied the cell phone lol
Bloody burglars
> He came in through the bathroom window.
When the Beatles sung this, they left out the part about all the blood left in the tub.
It would be quicker to assume all suspects are black unless otherwise stated
Chiraq needs time management in their radio traffic
>>79564942
>>79564942
kek
>>79558761
They're unicorns in these threads
Should make it a drink finisher
>>79564888
>it's all just so tiresome
Apparently they can't do that anymore today
>tfw Robert thread
>>79558953
Nice
>>79564888
DAYS GO BYYYYYYYY~
>>79556777
ready and cozy for Robert
>>79564888
10-4
>>79565203
What, I kekled a bit at that wondering what they can't do no more.
>big dumb dog running around
is that code for nigger?
>big dumb dog running around
>he's right next to me
B A N T E R
KEK a big dumb dog running around, he's right next to me, oh that's so mean, HI JERKY!
Oh fuck, the dispatches are jerky boy fans!
dominated
BIG DUMB DOG RUNNING AROUND
LOL, "big dumb dog runnin around"
https://twitter.com/Chicago_Scanner/status/749151739153092608
FEMALE BATTERED IN KFC PARKIN LOT
Laid out in KFC parking lot
oh fuck ahahaha
>bitch got laid out
>Female battering in parking lot
Bingo!!! with the Beer Garden
>>79564888
Kek
Like the Sewer nig cameo
Now that I think of it, some calls sound like jerky boy material
>hispanics behind funeral home with guns
>guy in red thong scaring kids at 2am
>pitbull sicced on someone kills them
>female battered in KFC parking lot.
what the fuck,why is my stream so far behind
PPPHHHHHHHBBBBT!
>Restaurant employee says someone deliberately broke their window
deliberately break their window uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, keks.
APPEARS TO BE DAZED
the nig with the silver gun has returned to us?
>tfw moving to this town in a month
>tfw these charming accents
Holy fuck the Chicago accent is so cute
>1Domestic in the alley
>>79565759
This one is working fine for me:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
DRIVING EROTICALLY
>Male Spic With Basketball shorts
DRIVING EROTICALLY
>Driving erotically
>driving erotically
what?
Driving erotically
Did they say erotically?
Driving EROTICALLY
wew
>Driving erotically
>>79556777
DRIVING EROTICALLY
>Driving "erotically"
Lol how the fuck?
>Driving eroticaly
Dispatch wants to get laid?
>driving erotically
>driving erotically
>>79565954
is that like slow swurvy motions and his head back singing I'm gonna hurt someone mmmmm yeaaaa
>is that ho drivin erotically?
better call the po po
THE GATEKEEPER wants to know WHY, ghost busters shit right here now.
>driving erotically
kek
>>79566061
that's erratically she said erotically as is cute and sex.
>THE GATE KEEPER OF CHICAGO
Sounds like a meme
>>79566170
Dispatch was making fun of caller's use of the wrong word
85 YEAR OLE FATHER
>Brother battered the 85 y/o father
IRC Chat while listening to happenings
webchat.freenode.net
#ChicagoScanner
GET IN HERE
>>79566199
the memes are endless, it's a major source of meme material, we tapped into one of Keks main spiritual veins.
>"Aw hell yeah son, I be on my way"
>>79566334
Fuck off
>>79566199
its the final boss nigger. hes impervious to bullets and "shock magic"
they hunt him for fun
The sun doesn't go down for 10 minutes, and we already have a busy night...
> 4 hispanic males with guns hanging out behind funeral home.
> Dispatcher who can't stop laughing
> Mom hits son in head with a skillet
> Check your keys
> White man with gun... Ripley checking it out
> Two stolen bikes RECOVERED
> Dispatcher making fart noises
> Does anyone speak Polish?
> Man in jeep trying to "pick up" kids
> Man armed with golf club threatening to hit people
> Man stabs roommate in chest with knife.
> 16-year-old acting up. Is she crazy or high?
> Out of breath cop in foot pursuit
> Perp re-writes a Beatles Song.... they came in through the front room window.
> Man with little shopping cart dodges in an out of traffic
> Boyfriend hitting woman with hammer
> drinking, smoking PCP and sitting on the porch, They dont live there
> Let's go to Wallgreen's and have a fight
> Perp lives Beatles song... he came in through the bathroom window (and left a lot of blood)
> Driving "Erotically"
> Who is the "Gatekeeper"? Man, myth or minimum wage employee?
> Man beating up 85-year-old father
WHO YO KEYS, PLEASE
check yo keys
>Watch your keys please
My 1st time hearing "watch your keys" :D
How long untill the police catch on to the fact that their scanners are recieving much more views than usual? How will they feel when they find out that a bunch of random people on a japanese image board are listening and laughing at them? Do you think we could get this popular enough to where professional commentators are hired?
WATCH YO KEY PLEASE
>333099
Is kek with us?
FAMILY MEMBERS ARE OUT OF CONTROL
charlie ocean robert young
>>79566428
You forgot the woman laid out in a KFC parking lot
Who here's waiting anxiously to take a satisfying drink when a shooting occurs.
>>79566520
kek is always with us
Those listeners though
We get a lot of lurkers in these threads don't we?
Dat scream
KEYS
Why do you waste your time with this shit? It's always the same stuff.
>>79566573
Shit you're right.
Meanwhile... screaming in background on radio
These dispatchers have too much attitude in their reports
>NIG STOLE CAR AND BAILED
>>79566491
We emailed them and a CPD.
KEK that shreik and moan was like a jerky boy prank coal. WAAAAAAAAAH! OOOOOOOOOOOH!
THAT HOWLING
>"Hey, I need to get my keys out of my car"
>Howling in the background
>"1133 get his keys please"
ROMEO
OSCAR
BRAVO
ECHO
ROMEO
TANGO
rolling for 6's
>that chimp yelling in background
>>79566636
that's actually pretty low,should get to around 2000 later tonight
>>79566636
Most of us are listening while doing other things.
>>79566667
so close
Aw sheit grease fire
>>79566654
>implying the same stuff isn't more entertaining than anything in life
>>79566708
It was more like a howling
>>79566636
Most of those are nomies dipshit
>>79566648
right that was weird
>>79566636
Last night there were 2k something
Grease fire in the kitchen!
>>79566654
Why do you waste your time with 4chan? It's always the same stuff.
>>79566744
ayy lmao
>>79566491
My father is CPD, he works the lower west side. I told him about people listening in on the scanners and he basically shrugged it off and said "don't those kids have anything better to do with their spare time". I didn't mention 4chans though, just said "people from around the world"
>check your keys
AND CHECK THESE DUBS
Check yo keys!
>Howling in background
gonna be spooky tonight
WATCH YO FUCKING KEYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So who is this mysterious "Robert"
This dark knight of Chicago
RADIO'S LOOSE BOYS
>>79566827
You mean these 2s?
>WATCH
>YO
>KEYS
watch yo keys
>>79566869
The hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve.
>>79566869
He's a big cop
>>79566900
OOOOW! WOWIES! SPOOKY DUBS!
>>79566900
check yo keys son
Police Scanner 10 Codes
10-0 Caution
10-1 Reception poor
10-2 Reception good
10-3 Stop transmitting
10-4 Message received, understood
10-5 Repay message
10-6 Change channel
10-7 Out of service
10-7A Out of service, home
10-7B Out of service, personal
10-8 In service
10-9 Repeat message
10-10 Off duty
10-10A Off duty, home
10-11 Identify frequency
10-12 Visitor(s) present
10-13 Weather and road advice
10-14 Citizen w/suspect
10-15 Prisoner in custody
10-16 Pick up prisoner
10-17 Request for gasoline
10-18 Equipment exchange
10-19 Return(ing) to station
10-20 Location
10-21 Telephone
10-21A Advise home I will return at:
10-22 Disregard last assignment
10-23 Stand by
10-24 Request car-to-car transmit
10-25 Do you have contact with:
10-26 Clear
10-27 D.D.L. report
10-28 Registration request
10-29 Check for wants
10-29F Subject wanted, felony
10-29H Hazard potential from subject
10-29M Subject wanted, Misdemeanor
10-29V Vehicle wanted
10-30 Doesn't conform to regulations
10-32 Drowning
10-33 Alarm sounding, audible
10-34 Assist at office
10-35 Time check
10-36 Confidential information
10-37 Identify operator
10-39 Can () come to the radio?
10-40 Is () available for phone call?
10-42 Check the welfare of/at:
10-43 Call a doctor
10-45 Condition of patient?
10-45A Good
10-45B Serious
10-45C Critical
10-45D Dead
10-49 Proceed to:
10-50 Under influence of drugs
10-51 Drunk
10-52 Resuscitator
10-53 Man down
10-54 Possible dead body
10-55 Coroner case
10-56 Suicide
10-56A Suicide attempt
10-57 Missing person
10-59 Security check
10-60 Lock-out
10-61 Miscellaneous public service
10-62 Meet a citizen
>>79566978
For you.
>>79566795
Tell him to be careful and skip his last shift, hope he'll be fine.
>>79567001
10-62B Civilian standby
10-63 Prepare to copy
10-64 Found property
10-66 Suspicious person
10-67 Person calling for help
10-68 Telephone for police
10-70 Prowler
10-71 Shooting
10-72 Gun involved
10-73 How do you receive?
10-79 Bomb threat
10-80 Explosion
10-86 Any radio traffic?
10-88 Assume post
10-91 Animal
10-91A Animal, stray
10-91B Animal, noisy
10-91C Animal, injured
10-91D Animal, dead
10-91E Animal, bite
10-91G Animal, pickup
10-91J Animal, pickup collect
10-91L Animal, leash law violation
10-91V Animal, vicious
10-95 Need ID tech unit
10-97 Arrived at scene
10-98 Available to assign
>>79567009
>Tfw told my dadf about bane
>he now says "for you/them" every time says "thats a/an x y"
>>79567047
187 Homicide
207 Kidnapping
207A Kidnapping attempt
211 Robbery
211A Robbery alarm
211S Robbery alarm, silent
217 Assault with intent to murder
240 Assault
242 Battery
245 Assault with a deadly weapon
246 Shooting at inhabited dwelling
261 Rape
261A Attempted rape
273A Child neglect
273D Wife beating - Felony
288 Lewd conduct
311 Indecent exposure
314 Indecent exposure
374B Illegal dumping
390 Drunk
390D Drunk, unconscious
415 Disturbance
417 Person with a gun
417A Person with a knife
459 Burglary
459A Burglar alarm
459S Burglar alarm, silent
470 Forgery
480 Hit and run - Felony
481 Hit and run - Misdemeanor
484 Petty theft
487 Grand theft
488 Petty theft
502 Drunk Driving
503 Auto theft
504 Tampering with a vehicle
505 Reckless driving
507 Public nuisance
510 Speeding or racing vehicles
586 Illegal parking
594 Malicious mischief
595 Runaway car
604 Throwing missiles
647 Lewd conduct
653M Threatening phone calls
Robert is currently taking care of the Mrs, and will be on the scene in about an hour.
>>79566989
>>79566996
I'd rather check my dub privilege.
