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ITT: pick your enemies/friends
template
>>79523726
>france
kek
>>79523807
>pic
questions?
>>79523965
They're genoicding your own people and subverting your government with corruption and you think "it's complicated"
>>79524083
>genoicding your own people
I'm assuming you mean israel here--they are not "my" people, and I was actually going to make it green, if it wasn't for jidf
>>79524433
> It's complicated
What do you mean by this?
Please don't say "It's complicated" in response
>>79523726
You are Coptic, aren't you anon ?
>>79524083
Says the Zimbo.
>>79524433
>iceland
>>79524774
You're all trying to bully us for leaving the EU
>>79523726
chat shit get bombed cunt
can't be arsed to fill in that one. No one cares about anywhere outside of Europe anyway.
>>79525047
nope, and most copts are actually retarded
>>79525490
well, fuck you too, nigel
>>79525609
enemies/friends != love/hate, you stupid limey
>>79526098
I'm glad the sea is your friend at least, Bulgaria. It's nice to have friends.
>>79523726
Fuck you, worthless Egyptian sandnigger. Hope your country gets fucking nuked.
find a flaw
>>79525881
Friends with Azerbaijan.
Absolute trash
>>79526660
protip: i cant
>>79526660
Sardinia, Corsica and various other islands are not colored in with their respective countries.
>>79523726
>namethem.png
>>79526867
I left blank a lot of auxiliary islands. There were some which I paid more attention to, such as the falklands
Shiver me timbers!
>>79527266
Michael Bates?
Captcha related.
>>79526334
I approve this map.
cant argue with this one, all of the options are perfect
>>79527577
>mountain jews
>not your enemies
ayy
>>79527809
Except that's not a country
>>79527809
>Thinking a mere state is a Country
Get out.
>>79526098
>average balkan mindset dot peeangee
>>79527809
Youre fucking disgusting
>>79527809
dont talk to me or my son ever again
find a flaw
protip: you can't
>>79528026
>>79528135
>>79528227
>>79528353
u r all autists my map is perfect and california can thrive on its own as a country
>>79528445
Hello fellow Rhode Islander
>>79528103
>North Sea, natural enemy of the Dutch since time immemorial.
>>79528575
hello
going to the bristol parade on Monday?
>>79528135
>implying states aren't just countries joined under a union
rate
>>79528799
nah, I have a BBQ to host.
>>79529189
can i come?
t. PA
r8
h8
appreci8
GET OFF MY PLANET REEEE
>>79529723
>Greece
>friends with seamen
How shocking...
One thing I never understand about these threads is what are we considering the country? The people or the government?
it's not a practical way to display this kind of information, guys
>>79523726
Not enough red for Africa continent desu.
>>79529723
Fuck off Poseidon
>>79529723
based Atlantean superman
>>79527577
Based Americun~
>>79530308
>Kike-istan
>friends
Get out.
>>79523726
i dont know but ok
>>79524083
with each new flag I see the list of unseen countries goes down by one.
eventually I will have seen all the country's flags and my life will be even more empty
why did i spend 20 minutes filling a map no one cares about
>>79530933
I appreciate it
I like the addition ':^)'
>>79523807
his ancestors discovered kek, of course the frog people is his greatest ally
inb4 butthurt
>>79525342
you did a good job, don't worry.
>>79528103
yes.
>>79529049
love you too fine chap!
>>79528103
>Iran included in red
>only uncuck'd country left
>>79523726
not autistic enough to fill everything
>>79523726
>Italy
>It's complicated
Because you killed their citizen and then lied about it?
>>79531408
>netherland
congrats, you're the first country not to consider Turkey an enemy
>>79532200
I don't like erdogan, but I have known some pretty chill turks, and I've recently been to istanbul for a week on vacation. Istanbul is the potential all of turkey has, it's like europe, and almost no one wears islamic clothing. I'd like for the rest of turkey to become like that, then we can be friend.
>>79531939
>lied about it?
didn't lie, we genuinely don't know, and the Italians know we don't know, but now the commie cunt's family is threatening to release his mangled body's pictures to the public just to put pressure on both governments
>>79532697
>we genuinely don't know,
Your security agency tortured and killed him.
>cunt's family is threatening to release his mangled body's pictures to the public just to put pressure on both governments
That's not a cunt thing to do. That's the right thing. Their child was murdered and your government is denying them closure.
>>79526098
t. bulgarian aquaman
>>79529008
>Implying state isn't just a shit word for county
>>79533552
>implying it's not butter
>>79526660
>Dominican Republic
>friend
Them and Israel are the most racist, murderous, terrorist apartheid states.
Israel = Zionism
Dominican Republic = Dominicanism
>>79527266
Melville?
something like this
>>79523726
Sure, thats something I would like to do. Here you go.
>>79525342
You must understand that decent spaniards are very happy about what you did. 90% of the country is retarded as fuck so you should bully spanish retards here in the UK, I would not feel bad for them.
>>79523726
>>79534660
>Greece
>complicated
U wot ?
>>79534660
By the way, just so you know spanish TVs are saying brits are being racist towards spaniards. They want to promote hate for you among regular people, it is so obvious.
>>79534758
Russia should be red. Just listen to Obama and Hillary talk about it
>>79532806
>Your security agency tortured and killed him.
which one?
>That's not a cunt thing to do
I was referring to the guy, he's a commie cunt
>Their child was murdered and your government is denying them closure.
you think we don't want this to go away? if we knew anything the Italians would too.
Also, worth mentioning..
>France
>sold us the two Misrtal aircraft carriers
>plane crashed in the Mediterranean going from Paris to Alexandria
>Russia
>sold us the aircrafts, building a nuclear power plant
>plane bombed in Sinai going from Sharm ElShiekh to Moscow
>Italy
>only western country that welcomed the Muslim Brotherhood's ouster
>their boy is tortured and killed
>>79534777
>A lot of based greeks
>A lot of despicable greeks
>Full of shitskins
>Commies
Can't really make a decision. I would say the same about my country anyways.
>>79534758
We're not friends until obongo is out
>>79535024
>which one?
Who the fuck knows. But your government's action is clearly indicative of your attempt to hide the fact that you killed him.
>he's a commie cunt
Doesn't mean he deserved to die.
>you think we don't want this to go away?
THAT'S THE PROBLEM. You can't make this go away. You have to address it.
> if we knew anything the Italians would too.
Then why'd you lie to Italian authorities?
>>79535156
Is Obama hated internationally?
It's probably something like this I guess
>>79527577
Jose I know it's you
>>79535204
>Who the fuck knows
exactly, even if it was one of ours, we wouldn't know, Egyptian security services are a fucking blackhole
>Then why'd you lie to Italian authorities?
as I said before, we didn't lie, we just don't fucking know
>>79535311
hell yes
Based on
>Foreign aid
>Wars
>Trade agreements
>Embassies
It's also complicated with
-Fiji, Papua New Guinea, Nauru, Solomon Islands and Tonga. besides that most of the world likes us.
>>79526334
DELETE THIS NOW
>>79535692
Jesus fuck...
>>79534832
International clique, who don't want the people to have peace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE6rZ7dOvFE
Sometimes, I really like being a Hungarian.
>>79535692
>People taking your foreign aid means they are friends
Sorry but that's retarded.
>>79534013
>yellow falklans
>red Argentina
ow the edge
>>79526334
>all of Manchuria
>Hokkaido
For what purpose?
>>79536162
Falklands natives are Brits.
>>79525609
Kill yourself chav. Must we invade again?
I would paint the map, but no other government is truly an ally of Brazil. Everyone scusk money from here, specially the neighbours country and that's why they "like Brazil".
>>79536397
suck*
fucking gooks and sandniggers
>>79523726
>Ethiopia
Still butthurt about the dam, Malik?
>>79536099
No
What's retarded is not giving Indonesia aid and than Australia becoming Sweden 2.0.
>>79523792
do you honesty believe I'm gonna click all that shit ton of small islands one by one? get a better template ffs at least use lines to connect islands within the same flag.
>>79536502
Why the dislike on Ukraine?
>>79536226
>Falklands natives are Brits.
So are 1 million Irish, Welsh and Anglo Argie descendants.
Anyway, that's not the point, but the fact that he would consider us enemies while the countries with actual nukes pointed at London are left in grey.
The British tabloids have this weird idea that we are going to invade the Falklands again even though we've been a democracy since 1983 and nobody gives a shit about it.
the only correct answer
>>79536808
>That brown
Fucking good chuckle, I don't know much about your country to form an opinion so on my chart you got left out, sorry.
>>79527266
Communist detected
>>79537286
DELETE THIS
>>79536584
>do you honesty believe I'm gonna click all that shit ton of small islands one by one?
why do you even have political relations with small islands? read the thread title and don't mind the autists colouring the whole world
>>79537208
saved.
>>79537359
Basque?
REEEEEE
>>79526660
C'mon, California is nice. Just round up the spics, niggers and millennials.
>>79525881
cant handle the bantz
>>79525976
nobody gives about your raghead state, sandnigger
>>79536201
Why not? it's good to have land.
>>79541057
>nobody gives about your raghead state
>yfw roaches can't even into pantz
>>79523726
>Egyptian
>Israel isn't an enemy
Wut? Whenever I am in egypt and hang out with locals I know over there it takes like 30 seconds until they start to talk about how much they hate israel.
>>79541057
Pot calling the kettle black much?
>>79542678
People hating Israel is irrelevant, they still give us the least trouble (zero) of all our neighbours, which is not hard, given our neighbourhood, but still, credit where credit is due. We're surrounded by enemies and failed states from every fucking direction, except Israel's.
>>79543330
To be fair: it has been some time since I last was in egypt. It was after the arab spring, but before ISIS had taken over so much shit. I guess since then more serious problems than old grudges have emerged.
It's really sad too: I really wanted to check out all the old assyrian (and other ancient) stuff, but it looks like that's not gonna happen anytime soon (if ever considering how much of it was destroyed).
I should have made a "Kill with fire" category for the Dutchbags.
>>79528103
Cant handle that football match yet, eh?
Violet is considered friend, but mixed feelings of betrayal, so some red.
>>79526334
This triggers me.
>>79526334
Fuck you Ivan, us Washingtonians are FREEEEEEEEEE
r8 pls
>>79548417
Fuck off Brazil we give you the coal you need
>>79526334
good banter russia
>>79548417
Russia is not your friend João
>>79548849
BRICS m8.
>>79548201
EDGY
>>79549269
Autistic
>>79527437
You forgot Japan, one of our oldest friends.
>>79535999
Trips of friendship
>>79528445
DELETE THIS, REEEEEEE
>>79548201
fuck off aussie, your memes and shitposting is trash
your just failed copies of us
>>79527266
britania rules the waves
>>79526334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtvFJJqmYOs
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