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Derryn Hinch's Ultimate Guide To Winning edition
>live coverage
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
>follow results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2016/jul/02/live-australian-election-results-track-the-votes
>Install extraflags mod
google: extra flags for 4chan
cvck mods filtered the link
>>79510923
I think we're fucked.
first for nuke melbourne
someone summarise what's happened so far for me
>>79510971
This.
GREENS GETTING SECOND SEAT
LIB PANIC
>not betting your life savings on having a hung parliament
> there will never be actual proof of that guy fingering Hex
Who else was there during the hex fingering?
>>79510923
10th for LDP finally dead at last.
An end to that shitty meme party!
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateResultsMenu-20499.htm
i havent been following
can i get some quick facts as well as the number seats won by greens and one nation to trigger a greey friend
also if someone posts a good recap OP should add it to the next thread info for new comers
>Wayne Swan kept his seat
noice. He's like our only politician who has received awards for actually knowing how to do treasury related shit.
Reminder that if you didnt vote lnp you are a cancer
Turnbull on suicide watch lads.
Turnbull has cucked the right.
>>79511025
Melbourne cucked us all by getting the greens 2 seats
first for fuck /r/australia
>>79511025
still too close to call
some quarters are predicting a hung parliament with libs in minority government but it's still anyone's guess
>>79511033
Your a dumb cunt
>>79511062
We all were.
Uncertainty is exciting! A re-vote would mean another sausage sizzle and excuse to get drunk and shitpost.
Statist leech on pooicide watch
How many drinks you in boys?
>>79511062
she looks like a MtF tranny desu
prepbull getting savaged on ABC
>>79511111
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.
Xth for bullet trains
>>79511171
I don't partake in that lowly culture :^)
>>79511171
Just one mate. It's a really big glass I don't see how you could be in two at once.
>>79511111
fucking noice quints mate
>>79511111
Anthony Albanese DJ's like a madcunt?
>>79511218
Bullet train for every issue.
>>79511111
Need Howard DJ's like a mad cunt
Also nice numbers.
>>79511171
6 pints
>>79511111
>Alienware
The only thing more meme is the LDP and they have left finally.
>>79511069
Libs win, minority govt.
I think, anyway, I don't really know.
>>79510923
I want turnbull gone I can't feel good about this win with him as PM.
>>79511098
>hung
>LDP ded
Cry harder CJA
>>79511171
None but the missus is two bottles of cheap wine down so I'm getting my dick in later.
Fuck the election, I'm winning this elSEXtion tonight.
>>79511111
Quints confirm for DJ albanese mad cunt. Also has the same laptop as me.
>>79511171
Upto 5 beers but think its time to cut back. Getting that fat gut feeling.
>In his 2004 book, The Fall and Rise of Derryn Hinch, and in a radio editorial in March 2005, Hinch admitted to having sex with a 15-year-old female when he was in his early thirties
>>79511171
6 feeling good
>>79511062
Who didn't finger her?
>more "labor values" shilling
>>79511265
Did anyone on here actually fucking vote for LNP? If so, fucking why
young billy's up to bat, tune in now for zingers
>>79511111
quints like a madcunt
pauline
everybody i know has voted for the fucking greens
hold me, mates
>>79511288
You cuck faggot. Having to get your wife drunk just to fuck her, hahahahahahahahahahaha.
>>79511111
>F-f-f-f-fresh
>>79511288
>Having to get your wife drunk to have sex with her
Kek
>>79511319
fucken legend
>muh labor
Take it down a notch ABC.
Who here /bullettrain/
>>79511261
>not betting your house on preference meme magic getting leyonhjelm in just like last time
Can you feel it?
>mfw Labor is speaking
who /bullettrains/ here?
>>79511062
I was there first, you fucked everything up.
>Not one party wants to fix the housing problem
JUST
>>79511069
green have maintained 1 seat in the rep
senate numbers trickling in here
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateFirstPrefsByGroup-20499-NAT.htm
> tfw gf broke up with me so I'm too depressed to care about what happens tonight
>>79511385
only legitimate party
>>79511337
People did because they hate refugees.
Who is winning, lads?
All my lefty friends moaning about Pauline
Kek la kek
>People falling for the medicare meme
>>79511261
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>one seat wonder
one seat wonder
>one seat wonder
one seat wonder
>one seat wonder
>>79511416
that's what you get for voting greens
>>79511416
There, there
>>79511416
But /bullettrain/
>>79511111
I'd be ok with an Albo government
Can't tell if this thread is the ultimate Australia shitpost or if Australians actually think their politics are important and interesting enough for a thread...
This guy is such a fucking robot.
>>79511439
Prohibition party
>>79511359
>Implying Wife
>Implying she isn't getting drunk because she has her bitch friends over and im busy cucking it up with you fag lords
>>79511393
Thanks mate
>>79511111
To think that all of those little girls are going to be sucking the dicks of the ethnic guys at their high schools in a few years.
A lot of them will probably eventually end up with interracial children, and even those who won't will retain a real zest for black and brown cock.
>the Labour party is back
lmoa
You could say Shorten is shorton votes
>>79511131
LOL Leslie BTFO
>>79511279
lotta butt hurt for someone who "won"
Based Billiam
>>79511434
I'd rather fast internet. We can always pull another Cronulla to show what we won't fucking tolerate here.
we're back baby
labor 2 electric boogaloo
>>79511337
Don't tell me you were tricked by mediscare
>>79511337
Because you have to vote for someone last.
>>79511416
At least you had a gf you ungrateful fuck.
>>79511442
Abbot tried to introduce co-payments. Not fully a meme
>>79511476
Go be fat somewhere else.
>>79511490
>LabOUr
FOP
>>79511393
I think I have that image saved on 3 separate PCs.
One of my fave political images.
>>79511494
this is hardly a thumping win for the libs either mate
>>79511439
Liberal will barely win the HoR.
Senate will be a clusterfuck.
>>79511476
You're just jelly cause we might get a bullettrain.
>liberals have lost their mandate
>admitting they had a mandate but they still cockblocked it
ayy lmao
>>79511403
What is their stance on immigration, internet infrastructure and healthcare?
>>79511416
It's alright mate, you still have memes
>>79511288
Why is sleeping with your own wife a challenge
Cuck pussy
>>79511363
at least our wives here don't have pixilated vags and moan at 811hz
>>79511518
kek
>>79511509
I voted for them because I believe in free markets and small government.
>>79511476
Bit of both desu
>>79511337
I literally do not trust Labor to keep the boats away for 1 second
>In the past 8 weeks, we have done a positive campaign
>majority of it consisted of the privatising Medicare meme
ONE SEAT WONDER
POST YFW REVOTE AND BULLET TRAINS ///PICK UP SPEED/// AND GET MAJORITY VOTES
>Shorten trying to sound uplifting
>>79511459
voted /NXT/ in lower house and right wing meme parties in upper
>>79511521
You know this quote:
> 'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
It's bullshit, being left for someone else is the worst feeling in the world.
>bill shorten saying others have idiotic ideologies
The irony.
>LNP unable to promise stability
>ALP able to even win
ayy lmao
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>>79511556
Bullet trains.
>>79511577
This
As all lefties, total dishonesty.
The globalist cunt's won't be able to get anything through our magnificent senate.
Shorten looks like he has AIDS.
>>79511556
use bullet trains
only /bullettrain/ can save us now
>>79511556
mono means one
rail means rail
Why does Australia want to privatize medicare? Are they jealous of the American system?
>>79511337
No refugees and safe schools, labor pandering to faggots didn't help either.
>>79511565
Hey m8 my girlfriend's vagina is in HD and the moaning is cute desu
>MUH MEDICARE
Give it a rest Shorty.
>>79511536
BURGERed.com
le 'save medicare' meme
oh billy boy
Bull Shitten will never be PM
>>79511556
>Immigration
One continuous bullet train around the coastline
>Internet
Information delivered directly by bullet train
>Healthcare
Bullet train
>no end in sight for private job agencies
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the Melbourne CBD tomorrow.
>>79511669
it's mostly a meme meant to drum up scare votes, but it's an effective compaign
I'm genuinely disappointed. Why do LDP have so little votes?
Even Rise Up have more votes than them.
Shooters Fishers and Farmers have hardly any votes at all.
Guess this means even more restrictive gun laws in the few years to come. Perhaps even a complete ban like the greens want and labor supported.
>>79511605
Abolish all public transport, and redirect urban public transport subsidies to rural highways. Direct all new growth to rural and regional areas, with 1 acre lots as standard for ALL new residential subdivisions. No new employment allowed within big cities.
This would be the best thing we could do for Australia but of course it will never happen.
>>79511577
>implying they wont do it
There's a reason why you pay an extra $15 extra at a clinic and it ain't Labor.
>>79511622
>the eternal southerner
bull bull bull bull bull
>>79511628
>only thing Shorten just promised was that he will save Medicare
Libs just lost 1 seat
>>79511551
Reminded that the state of Texas and California has a higher GDP than your entire country
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OH SHIT
>>79511669
nobody does
this is the stete of australian politics. people just make stuff up
Still not convinced Shorten is actually a person
has anyone considered Shorten is a reptilian of some sort?
>>79511538
Yeah, its a cracker eh?
>>79511669
we don't but what europeans don't understand is that we have a superior two tier mixed private-public system which allows us to avoid the third world tier waiting lists like you cunts have.
>>79511577
Labour has literally never done anything wrong.
Can someone explain wtf is this bullettrain shit?
>Back to 73
Who /hung/ here?
>>79511504
Yep, CJA are looking anally devastated rn
Yeah Turnbull is in a pretty fucked position now
WE WILL SAVE MEDICARE!!!!
>it was never under threat at all
ayyyyyyy
Why does Labor have to rely so heavily on scaring the sick old and stupid into believing medicare is being abolished just to get votes?
>liberal party failure is our victory
What is this shit.
LIBS LOST A SEAT
>>79511787
t. Commie
>>79511609
>Labradors shitting themselves
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> all these people not wanting FTTP
wew
>>79510923
So who won ? Is it good or bad for Aussies ? Would you now take rapefugees ? Are you fucked ?
>>79511819
desu I'm suprised Labor did this well, they had to make alot of ground up since the last election
Everyone expected the Libs to win
>>79511794
Something for the faggot eastern states poofters who are gay
who /cheekymancrush/ here?
>>79511729
Identity politics. People fall for the political footballs.
>>79511799
>tfw your house of representatives is more hung than you
The longer he speaks the more seats they lose
This... is the power of Bill Shorten...
>>79511855
bunch of cuckolds desu
>I want to thank the mighty trade union movement of Australia
>>79511729
>Why do LDP have so little votes?
Because they stole all their policies from the USA which is a very different culture.
They are just LARPing. They are autistic. They are STUPID.
>73
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
>>79511819
>Liberal party weren't able to beat us, and the other parties
>That means we beat them even though we lost even worse 8^)
only delusional leftists could buy this shit
when will both the fuckheads leading the two parties resign. Both are compltley unlikeable
Turnbull has been completely reamed, i wonder if he will give a speech?
>>79511855
Libcucks are more stubborn than Greencucks.
Fuark, the size of this cunts forehead
>2 hours ago Green's went down to one
>Still one now
Bill Shorten is such a slimy rat
The fact that he can pretend to be the reason for the ousting of Abbott and the swing to Labor tonight makes me want to kill myself
>>79511794
Bullet train party gonna build a bullet train and save us all
>muhtradeunions
>>79511718
why not a bullet train that shoots bullets? Best driveby method ever conceived, fucking boat niggers wont know what happened.
>>79511794
single issue party that's hilariously single issue
>those knife edge margins
>>79511489
I feel the same way m8. And I am not even white... It's fucking annoying how easily white women and men are brainwashed here into interracial relationships.
Whats up cunts? Fill me in here, is safe skools kill? Are the greens kill?
Holy shit Shorten's daughters are uggos
>>79511855
Yeah mate I want FTTP but I'm not going to cuck myself for the fact
>tfw ADSL
BILL BUS
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>>79511729
Because Australians are fucking stupid statist cunts.
Shorten's wife is pretty hot t b h
>>79511840
r/australia is a miserable place
>>79511805
He didn't have a plan to scrap it but he did have plans to make incremental changes to it. Cutting doctors pay 0.60c is just a start.
means tested medicare is fucked up and just the same as privatizing it
>>79511870
It's pretty good lad.
>>79511928
The senate will determine that.
>AND MOST OF ALL I THANK YOU... THE TRADE UNIONS
Bill you were supposed to say the Australian people.
Get it together, your wife's kids are watching
>>79511855
I voted liberal at the last election and absolutely hate what they have done to the NBN. I voted for them again though.
shorten is saving the White race, 4 (four) kids
shorten is such a fucking sketchy weird cunt
>>79511870
Not with Pauline in power! Make Australia Great Again!!
>>79511927
Racial consciousness no longer exists in Australia. We need to bring it back.
JUST
>>79511729
Good, fuck you and your guns. they make austrlia less safe.
HOLY FUCK TURN ON NEWS RIGHT NOW
HEMP PARTY CONFIRMED WINNERS
FREE WEED
threadly reminder that shorten raped a woman
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/bill-shorten-rape-claim-investigation-police-emails-revealed/news-story/4047848963f0da8325877e09ee2415fe
WHO /LYNCHFORTHEHYNCH/ here?
>>79511932
Remember Tone's daughters?
Ahh, good times...
>>79511889
Are you a retard?
Do you realize before 1996, you used to be able to own a gun for self defense/home defense?
This isn't them trying to make Australians to "pretend" to be America. It is trying to bring Australia back to what it was when it comes to self defense and gun rights.
>>79511984
> they fucking kicked me in the dick
> please sir, may I have another?
Classic
Turnbull is honestly the first leader we've had in years who actually looks and sounds like a leader.
>>79511870
Nothing has changed, really. The only point of interest will be what happens in the Senate, which hasn't been decided yet.
>Would you now take rapefugees ?
It will happen to some extent anyway, but this result means we will take less than the other party would have us take.
>>79511968
Are you fucking retarded, cunt? All social services should be means tested - no exceptions.
>>79511062
How did this meme start
>>79511855
>caring about wired internet in the wireless age
cuckold desu
>>79512029
Sauce?
>>79511111
BASED ALBO
>>79511991
They aren't his.
>>79512029
DUDE
MUH MEDICARE
>>79511961
Fuck cunt we have to do something to control the costs. All these bogan cunts going to the doctor constantly for stupid shit.
Maybe at the very least we should stop requiring people to get doctors notes to take a sickie.
>>79511754
Both have populations of at least 10 million or more people. Fuck off you insecure seppo cunt.
Is this the only time Shorten has ever given a proper speech?
>>79512061
U wot m8?
>>79512033
go diddle some kids, get out of here
>>79512042
Damn straight nigga
>one of the greatest Labor achievements
>MEDICARE
>applause
>>79511889
>libertarian policies = USA policies
you're the dumb cunt lad
libs down to 73
NOOOOOOOOOO
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>>79511941
> tfw moving to Ayr
> tfw when FTTN
> tfw measured house from cabinet - 700-odd metres
> tfw should get 70-odd mbps
Stoked AS FUCK. It's not FTTP, but it's better than fucking 2.4mbps ADSL2+
>>79512033
The pedo at work is going to be so cut over that. It will be sweet to see.
>>79511970
>>79512009
>>79512062
I'm proud of you and i'm sure Emu are too.
>>79511957
agree 100%
but its good to now know where all the fuckheads on here come from
>>79512061
>backflips on everything to appease cuckservatives
>does nothing
>loses a shit tonne of seats
Bullet trains is the only leader Australia needs.
>Back to 73
Choke?
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>>79512072
Someone fingered hex in a club
whens this shit over lads? i'm getting bored now
>>79512032
>2 years ago
>didn't go forward with prosecution
Besides, Shorten got divorced before. He can't be both a cuck and rape you gotta choose one.
>>79512029
so we have our own dude weed man now?
>>79511984
I hear Stockholm is nice this time of year
>>79512042
Abbott literally shilled them
>>79512177
Won't be over until tomorrow. No result tonight
>>79511926
So what does this mean?
We win these 3 seats, no hung parliament?
>>79512143
>>tfw when
>that feel when when
:^)
>>79512011
This 2bh.
>muh gays
>muh womyn
Fuck off.
>>79512143
>700-odd metres
you're pushing it at that length
that far away it all comes down to the state of the copper in the ground, if your line is flawless you should be able to get 70Mbps
>>79512113
All the gun and "free speech" stuff is copied 100% from USA political culture.
>>79512057
You could own a gun for self defense, but the thing you need to understand is that no normal people did.
>>79511754
They're also full of degenerate rapists and have so much fucking debt they might as well just default.
>Diverse
>Every faith
Holy shit Bill, kill yourself
> muh fag marriage
> muh wimmenz
>>79512061
crypto-labor scum
>>79512177
Probably Monday
>>79512177
Weeks I predict.
Oh boy here we go. The pandering to SJWs.
>>79511628
>"No cuts to the ABC, no cuts to education"
>>79512013
http://www.skynews.com.au/news/politics/federal/2016/05/25/palmer-united-party-leadership-uncertain.html
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>>79512061
Agreed but this says more about everyone we've had since Howard than it does about Turnbull.
>>79512189
All drugs should be legalised.
Do they count on Sundays?
>>79512111
Nice trips.
Far right.
>>79512200
Anyone still have the brazzers version.
>>79512164
Becoming a leader of a party means sacrifices, news at 7.
>>79512143
don't reckon youd quite get 70Mb mate
>>79512143
850m here getting 53mbps, don't go with iinet though otherwise your speeds will be slower than adsl during peak times
>we are le party of diversity
Curtin would be rolling in his grave.
WOMENS RIGHTS
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>>79511111
No seriously why the fuck isn't Albo in charge? If Labor win (and it's looking like they might) they need to kick Shorten out ASAP. He actually has something of a spine, Shorten has the personality of a cum stained tissue.
>>79512260
more
>>79512059
>>79512197
I still prefer their policy and general stances to those of the alternative parties. Though their stubborness on taking certain stances purely to have a point of difference over Labour is bloody testing.
>>79512142
> 25mpbs is more than enough for the 21st century
> haha what is upload speed? never heard of it
> FTTN is already outdated on the world stage
> FTTP would've set our internet for a century
>>79512221
Nah, major dropoffs for VDSL1 (sub-50 mbps) occur at approximately 900m. I should be fine.
t. a friend who worked for an ISP and did tons of line checks
>unified
any bets on how quickly the labs knife shorten?
>>79512312
>libcucks think this is acceptable for the next 20 years
pretty disgusting desu
>>79512309
>being a leader means sacrificing everything and dissolving parliament for little to no reason
The only thing Turnbull is leading is his missus to his bull.
Anyone else think Bills daughters are even hotter than Tonys?
>>79512165
Map is better
>all this bullshit about gays and minorities
Fucking traitors to the australian people, gas em.
>>79512142
>tfw living in marginal electorate that swings like a drunken Irishman
thanks for paying for my nice new fiber optic cables, mainlanders
>also tfw 50 mb/s down
>>79512225
>You could own a gun for self defense, but the thing you need to understand is that no normal people did.
Despite what left wing autists have brainwashed you with, plenty of people actually owned guns for home defense in Australia. Not just rurally either.
There is a reason why after guns were banned from being able to be used/owned for home defense that successful home invasion and robberies had a extremely sharp increase. Especially when they plaster it all over the papers that no one can own one for defense anymore.
>>79512376
Right after he loses the election.
>>79512111
2,1,3,4
Go to bed Penny, you look tired
>>79512390
this is why we need bullet trains
Getting tired now
>>79512381
t. Mad greenie
Liberal needs to change their name stat.
>>79512200
>>79512111
>ywn Marry one if Based Tone's daughters and play backyard cricket with him every sunday whilst shit talking refos
Feels bad
>>79512428
wonder if she will do 69 with her dyke partner tonight
>>79512364
Wish you all the best regardless, at the very least FTTN will be a step up from a shithouse ADSL2+ connection
>>79512390
post yfw based Pauline will stop them from letting minorities into Australia.
>>79511171
I just got back from a mate's party that was irrelevant to this so I've had 3 Rekorderligs, a bottle of flat Absolut and a shot, all the while not really talking to anyone once other people turned up and just shitposting on /pol/ in front of the footy.
I wish I was lying.
Hope he enjoys Doom, though.
>upbeat
He sounds like a fucking robot.
>>79512390
>mfw gay and I also agree
>>79512228
> And in conclusion, insha'allah
>>79512312
I've seen a different graph from a dude who worked in the industry. Even 40mbps is better than 2.4 tbqhwyf
>>79512313
Shit, I was thinking iiNet. Don't wanna go with Telstra. Maybe TPG or Internode then. Escapenet were alright, but eeeeh.
>>79512385
What's with the discrepancy here?
>>79512344
Faceless men
When they held the leadership vote Albo won 59/41 but the, for lack of a better word, superdelegates, which are worth 50%, voted 61/39 in favour of Shortman
End result Labor gets the bitch titted faggot Shorten instead of based Albo
i'm waiting til midnight then i'm out lads
>>79512383
God yes and his missus.
>>79512412
>Start the dredge
>>79512352
Sorry, there is no more
MEME MAGIC FOR SECOND ELECTION
NO VOTES FOR LABOR, LIBERAL, OR GREENS
IF YOUR ELECTORATE DOES NOT HAVE BULLET TRAINS FOR THE HOUSE, YOU DON'T VOTE
BULLET TRAINS 1 FOR SENATE
Acceptable alternatives:
One Nation
>>79512057
The Liberals stopped mass shootings with the gun reforms.
>>79512523
>>79512523
>>79512523
NEW THREAD
>>79512455
turnbull is a crypto-laborite, he'd probably vote for shorten over abbott
>>79512283
degenerate
shoulda voted LDP, no one else did
>>79512455
Put Greens last in both houses. Face reality, faggot.
>>79512467
Nah. Lesbian bed death m80
>>79512344
>>79512502
The people in parliament get a weighted vote. They need to work with the leader so it makes sense that their vote counts for more than some pleb on the street.
>>79512549
faggot
>>79512548
Turnbull is literally a Crypto-Kike globalist. His mother was a Jew or some shit.
>>79512531
>One Nation
One people
>One leader
>>79511476
Mate I just want good internet. I couldn't give a fuck otherwise. If Labor wasn't offering that (and I don't think they are anymore anyway because they haven't said anything about it) I would have just drawn dicks on the ballot.
Both parties are exactly the fucking same and have been for decades.
I'm a leftie but Bob Hawke is just behind Tone as one of the worst PM's we ever had.
>>79512534
I hope you are joking.
>>79512013
poor man
>>79512750
why is he a furfag?
>>79512836
you can't overwhelm the lionhelm.
Night lads. Its been an interesting night of shitposting.
>>79511622
Come on Nick just take one for the team and give me decent internet.
>>79512061
Fuck off, Malcolm.
>>79512033
>>79512821
>s-she told me she was older, i s-swear
What the fuck is going on with the ABC numbers, the seats won is going up and down like Pauline's panties.
>>79511476
>different country has election
>not important enough for a thread
>trump announces presidential run 1.5 years early
>takes over entire board
Could you not be a genuine hypocritical faggot for once, USA?
>>79512957
They're too quick to call seats.
>>79512957
They're calling shit too early. And the anchors are going batshit crazy right now
Daily reminder that Liberal economic policy will drive us into debt, the breakdown of social cohesion and will lead to the bursting of the housing bubble
Daily reminder that climate change is real, presents the greatest existential threat to humanity ever, and instant mass action is our only chance to mitigate total ecological armageddon
Daily reminder that none of this matters to you fucks and you will continue to fuck over the future of this country right up until Australia has literally become a parched desert ruled by a feudal elite over a destitute populace
>>79512057
Don't worry, pauline and katter will block further nonsensical gun control.
>>79512697
>One train
Are disgruntled Hemp Party candidates releasing vaped cannabis into the ABC vents?
>>79513026
/pol/ is an American echo chamber
>yfw Turnbull gets dumped in a leadership spill and we are back at the polls in 6 months
>>79513175
They just assume no one is watching anymore
>>79513114
Daily reminder bullet train
>>79513305
thanks I almost forgot
What the fuck is going on with abc
>>79513236
It's a tradition at this point
>>79513122
Pauline and Katter have shown to do nothing at all and have no hard stances on those subjects.
Leader of LDP stopped the ban on the Adler shotgun by himself. Went out of his way to debate in the public eye and show people there is nothing wrong with it and how stupid Australian gun laws are. Even Shooters Fishers Farmers didn't give as much of a shit as he did.
>>79513702
Pauline only has the stance that she won't vote for further restrictions. Apart from that she doesn't really care. Would be worth sending a letter.
>>79513114
We voted One Nation you fucking sperglord cunt
>>79512949
What are you talking about m8? Hinch gets arrested for releasing info on pedophiles, he wants to start a sex offenders registry. I'm not sure who you are confusing him with? Rolf Harris maybe?
Is Pauline /pol/'s waifu?
>>79513344
what d'ya mean?
>>79513970
>In his 2004 book, The Fall and Rise of Derryn Hinch, and in a radio editorial in March 2005, Hinch admitted to having sex with a 15-year-old female when he was in his early thirties
Do you people even read about the people you shill for?
>>79513344
theyre fucking amazing right now
>>79514084
>0.1%-0.3% lead in 4 remaining seats
yeah....real "amazing"
>>79514029
>Everyone on the panel acting hysterical
>This awful CGI
>Audio sounds like you're right next to the presenter when he's on a bridge in the distance
>>79512169
It was I.
She's not a roastie, I repeat she's not a roastie!
>>79514076
>15
>Months off being legal
>Pedophile
Wew lad
>>79514279
15 is a fucking child, you are disgusting. and so is that fat fucking slob derro "diddling" hinch.
>>79514198
was watching abc before, watching sky now.
>brandis and credlin sweating nervously
>salty banter between 3 libs and 3 laborites as polls creep towards a hung parliament
"I think the double dissolution was a grave strategic mistake" - Peta Credlin
oh shit, leadership rumblings here we go
>>79514479
peta ugly cunt credlin
>>79514389
You really telling me a 15 year old couldn't pass for 18? don't forget hinchy would've had women throwing themselves at him all over the place, what do you want him to do, check their ID's?
He got a seat in the senate too, based Derryn deserves it
>>79514795
>lol i hate pedos n shit vote for me
>ignore that im a pedo who rapes foreign child models
>>79512479
>Rekorderligs
Would you like some cider with your sugar?
>>79512534
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_massacres_in_Australia
>>79513114
>Daily reminder that climate change is real, presents the greatest existential threat to humanity ever, and instant mass action is our only chance to mitigate total ecological armageddon.
Get china on board and I am in. Till then all you are doing is driving industry overseas. Also, nuclear power is the most effective means of quickly reducing our carbon output.
LIBS DOWN TO 72
>>79515675
ayylmao
>>79513114
Daily reminder that the "greens" are against nuclear power, the only real solution to climate change
Family First has greener policy than greens
>>79514909
>15
>child
kek
>>79512549
I did. Fuck all it did me tho. Lucky based pauline was my second preference.
>>79513114
>climate change is an existential threat!
>but we're unwilling to negotiate on nuclear power at all, which is at best a small threat
ayy lmao
if you cucks really think climate change is an existential threat you'd be willing to come to the bargaining table on nuclear.
>>79512033
>fuck pedos amirite
Such a brave policy, I wonder where he gets his moral fortitude from.
