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>live coverage
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
>follow results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2016/jul/02/live-australian-election-results-track-the-votes
>Install extraflags mod
google: extra flags for 4chan
cvck mods filtered the link
TURNBULL IS FINISHED
ITS A TURNBULL-AWOOOOOVEMENT
Nth for Pauline to hold the balance of power in the Senate
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
BIG
>yfw big white hung parliament
>>79507175
Go home Bolt
first for memes
>>79507094
Is there abo interracial porn?
>>79507175
WHY? DIDNT YOU PREP HIM PROPERLY?
>>79507094
TURNBULL HAS TO GO FUCKING NOW!!!!
Can't overwhelm the lionhelm.
First for DJ Albo
74/66 NOW
5 SEATS LEFT
WE NEED 2 MORE
WE WILL DO IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Wow. Just fucking wow.
I'm a poweruser of the highly influential /r/australia subreddit and every fucking day I have to wake up to constant and persistent fucking L/NP spam all over our site from piece of shit "le based Tone" supporters for weeks now. I asked where they're coming from and someone mentioned this place.
I cannot believe my fucking eyes, what the fuck is this place? Are you all being fucking ironic?
I seriously hope you assholes are being ironic because 95% of the posts I'm seeing here are blatant hate crimes. I've logged all of your IDs and am putting together a report for the police.
I'm shaking with fear and anger, I cannot believe this place is allowed to even exist. I hope you all burn in fucking hell.
Stay the fuck away from my reddit
>74-68
3 seats to go
Australia confirmed not to be a 2nd Canada.
>>79507175
Good work mal. Take a 20 seat majority and piss it up against a wall.
Its a hung parliament!
Get your ropes!
If LNP wins again will they cut off my NEETbux?
Would you?
>74-66
JUST
74-66
4
-
6
6
2 OF LABORS SEATS GOT OY VEY'D
>74-66
AHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>79507287
74-66*
Isn't it entirely possible that in-progress vote counts in electorate's where it's a 50/50 in the Coalition's favour could swing in Labor's favour? Is that possible?
I don't know this shit, Labor's leading the vote total by 700 thousand and Coalition's still getting all the seats
Predicting and looks like 76 liberal seats to 69 ALP.
Check the AEC, ABC's algorithm has gone a little funny. This is not a hung parliament.
Anyone else wanna see Cory Bernardi as PM?
74-66. Phew.
Nice swing.
Did mummy win her seat?
Help me understand this /pol/
Why are the numbers looking like this?
Labor Party
3,296,717
35.6%
Liberal
2,652,248
28.2%
Why are Liberals in front but Labour has more overall votes? No cuck shitpost, I genuinely don't understand this shit
>>79507228
No one can afford both the camera AND the booze you need to fuck a abo. Its simply not possible.
I don't think there is even a single abo porno out there, amateur or not.
JOHNNY HOWARD BTFO TURNBULL
>>79507228
Mate. This type of sexuality is banned here.
Reminder for that guy who promised to show pics of his 7 inches hard as diamonds.
Out with it m8.
>>79507352
I do. He would be a great PM.
>>79507384
You're forgetting nationals dipshit
>>79507384
It doesn't include all of the coalition parties
>>79507384
Because if we did it the right way then we'd be cucked
>>79507306
>having sex with women
What are you? Gay?
Fuck off, Tone!
WEW 5 seats in doubt now
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/list/?selector=indoubt
>>79507306
>Wearing 90% of a burka.
Fuck off mudslime
One of the seats Labor just lost was Batman. Greens could win a second seat.
>>79507384
its the coalition not just liberals
bring back eyebrows for PM
>>79507306
>Sick dick in crazy?
Fuck no.
>>79507384
Liberal NATIONAL Coalition.
COALITION.
Idiot.
>>79507218
>"""""""""white"""""""""
>MFW THE COMMIES WILL WIN WHATEVER HAPPENS
>>79507384
Because the LNP is a coalition of 4 parties, not just Liberal.
>>79507382
>Senator
>>79507384
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
BRING BACK JOHN HOWARD!!!!!
>>79507497
Gay. Fucking Melbourne should be nuked.
>>79507306
Who hasn't?
For a nip of 98 premium she's yours for the night.
>>79507306
she is too brown for me.
>>79507384
Because the coalition is made up of many parties
Liberal Party in NSW/VIC/SA/TAS and in WA (mostly uncounted and Perth is their stronghold)
National Party in the rural areas in all those states
Liberal National Party everyone in Queensland (their other stronghold state)
And Country Liberal Party in the NT
>>79507342
You are not counting the lnp and national party votes as Lib votes.
Libs are leading the vote count.
Find her pls. She was with the abbo lady in hurstville
Mates what we want out of tonight is a hung parliament, followed by ANOTHER ELECTION.
Because Pauline has built so much momentum from tonight.
If she fields 150 candidates at a new election we will have a real Nationalist force.
>>79507306
>Anne Aly
Anally
>>79507094
Thinking of sending this letter to my local MP. whould like your thoughts.
Turnbull has won but with a small majority and no control in the senate, this forces me to ask what was the point of this coup?
In the speech Turnbull delivered soon after the successful leadership coup, Turnbull stressed the importance of capable economic leadership.
Google and check the speech.
We have had none of that.
No solving of the income tax bracket creep problem.
No fair distribution of the GST.
No tax reform.
All we've had have been half baked ideas like the Backpacker tax. The levy on income tax that would be handed back to the states which was dashed when it wasn't even a week old.
And then the budget was just recycled Abbott and Hockey policies like the business tax cut.
Unlike Abbott and Hockey who were far more proactive (and maybe a little too eager) at cutting spending and debt, he's making no serous attempts at trying to cut the debt.
The only way Turnbull can redeem himself is to put Abbott on the Front bench and give him a cabinet position.
Surely you would know how disappointed the traditional LNP voters are with Turnbull, since it is the first time in election history that the seat of Higgins (a formally a safe Liberal seat) has gone to second preferences.
Please consider this concerned voters suggestion.
With thanks
>>79507433
Downvoted. You're exactly what's wrong with reddit. Instead of posting satire, mocking reddit and being clever and original, you continue to post lame phrases and beat to glue anything that was even remotely funny, all under the guise that you want to show what's wrong with reddit. You don't care about reddit. You belong to the system that this subreddit was made to mock. You seek karma. You seek to be a power-user, a well-known name in a sea of perpetual anonymity. The higher your karma-count, the more you get off on it. You are smug and self-satisfying. You are the problem. There should be a "delete" button below your posts. Start clicking them after you post and you'll find that reddit starts to improve.
>>79507591
It was in Bardwell Park idiot
>>79507228
Yes but I'm not linking it.
>>79507245
Lol fuck off Leslie, he's not getting re-elected
>>79507591
Leave her alone you moron. She's just a kid
>>79507435
I didn't know, I was asking a question you rude fuck
>2 Hanson
>2 Lambie
>1 DERRYN FUCKING HINCH
Kill me now.
I give Turncoat a few months before Barnaby rolls him, then you will see the true power of the dark side.
Why does every channel have different numbers?
What is the actual number? Nobody knows right, it's all educated guesses?
((( Freidenberg )))
kevin's stimulus package SAFE d australia u stupid bogans
carbon tax and safe schools not white australia ok
>>79507198
this
I can't wait to see her squeeze their balls and get us back on track
>>79507613
HUNG ELECTION NOW
MEME MAGIC PRAISE KEK
LOL
Hanson on Sky news Live
http://www.skynews.com.au/news/politics.html
Barrie calling a second poll???????
>>79507663
Sorry, didn't mean to offend you
>>79507668
>2 for Hanson.
Based.
SENATE SENATE SENATE SENATE SENATE
>SENATE SENATE SENATE SENATE SENATE
SENATE SENATE SENATE SENATE SENATE
>SENATE SENATE SENATE SENATE SENATE
SENATE SENATE SENATE SENATE SENATE
2 x One Nation (QLD and NSW)
2 x Lambie
1 x Hinch
Plus a possible Hung parliament....
WWWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Get ready for a wild ride boys.
>"you have been banned from r/australia"
>>79507280
Kys CJA, you are quintessential reddit personified
>>79507306
No way man. That ain't white, that's brown.
>>79507668
where are you reading these numbers?
>>79507668
Only one Hinch?
Shame. Shame. Shame.
>>79507727
One Nation should be able to get 2 in QLD as well as one in WA maybe
Does anyone have any money riding on the election? Have you won, lost or still waiting? Do share.
>>79507668
>>1 DERRYN FUCKING HINCH
Pedos BTFO
anyone get based barmy blasting johnny Depp?
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseSeatsNotDetermined-20499.htm
Click this if you still believe that this is going to be a hung parliament.
Clear
Liberal/National
Majority
Why are so many people giving Derryn Hinch shit?
>>79507555
this desu
>>79507739
You sound like you have a weak chin.
>>79507727
Should be a good year or so before the party poopers call for another election.
i wonder if derryn knows about /tv/. fucking goldmine.
>>79507769
Is this the real life?
SEAT GET FOR LABOR
haha people actually thought things will get better. now they can't even form government and have to do another election. burn it down, burn it down.
>74-67
>>79507690
Antony Green (ABC) is based on fucking decades of skill and knowledge building his models
Everyone else is useless
>>79507746
Barrie Cassidy said it on the ABC.
>>79507552
>Australian Sex Party 8,388 0.1%
why don't you like sex ?
i don't really care who wins so I just voted greens
>>79507813
YES
E
S
Redpill me on the Aussie election system.
Why did the Coalition lose the Senate, if they won the majority of votes? (Seemingly?)
>>79507280
I swear I've seen this copypasta before.
Would you just stay on your crappy cencorship central website and enjoy your communist dictatorship while it lasts, before we throw you into the gulag? Thank you.
>>79507662
Fuc u im 17 cunt
>>79507746
ABC coverage. One of the commentators said this.
You could probably find it somewhere on the ABC/Guardian/AEC websites, not sure where to find the Senate seats though.
HUNG PARLIAMENT ITS HAPPENING
>>79507813
>Is this the real life?
No these cunts don't understand that the senate vote totals are very early and come from mostly rural booths which grossly over-represent right wing parties.
REEEEEE THEY HAVE TO GO FUCKING BACK
>>79507774
I've got money on Coalition win. Already won a couple of bets on seats but waiting for payout.
>>79507834
They’re maybe all schizoids as I am.
>>79507858
He's posted it in every thread so far.
>>79507793
Yeah because the Liberal/Nationals haven't lost ANY seats tonight have they cunt?
What happens if there's a second election and we get the same situation?
Third election?
>>79507629
thanks dude
>>79507280
Do you really have to paste this in every thread?
>>79507769
One Nation won't get WA. Look at the Labor how to vote slip.
SCOTT MORRISON HINTING THAT MALCOLM IS GONNA GET ROLLED BY ABBOTT???
WHOA
>>79507857
We don't have senate results yet
>>79507794
He's a meme.
BASED TONE COUNTING IS WORKING THE PHONES CHECKING HIS NUMBERS.
>>79507857
the senate is yurop tier
no one's had a majority there since 2004
>>79507543
this famalamadingdong
>>79507916
yep, its going to be a wild ride, hang on
>>79507809
Kek end your pathetic life neckbeard
>>79507891
Weren't the odds like $1.05 or something?
>>79507857
Ah, also, why did they Greens get only 1 seat with 10% of the vote? That is fucking unrepresentative.
>>79507890
FUUUUUCKKKK
at least it's a girl though
Why do you guys like pauline hanson?
>>79507967
Do you like Tool?
>>79507094
>Antipaedophile Party
907
0.0%
Why are reddit such cucks?
>>79507555
This. Fuck he was so based.
>>79507774
10 bucks on Labor purely because they were giving 8.0 odds when the latest polls were 50-50. Can't pass up those odds.
>>79507555
didn't he single handedly take away your guns?
>these Dobell qts
Is Dobell, dare I say it, the qtest seat in the country?
>>79507954
The wounds have never healed.
>>79507937
>>79507954
PLEASE TONE
DO IT LAD
KEK MCNAMARA IS GONE
MR PRIME MINISTER
ANDY
>>79507971
I got it at 1.25. You can still place a bet on Sportsbet @ 1.10
>>79507647
just wait for the preference magic ;)
>>79507623
If you do you should handwrite it, they'll take it more seriously
>>79507986
The House of Representatives is unrepresentative.
>>79507954
he cant come back. if those assholes want any chance of winning again, they must be led by someone other than Abbott/Credlin
uneducated retard here, i understand what a hung parliament is in theory, but what actually will happen if it turns out to be hung? Who becomes PM? i guess what are the major implications, apologies for being dumb
>>79507857
We vote for house of reps, which has the prime minister, and the senate
>>79507890
I'm gonna find this girl and marry her for that sweet sweet oil money. Then dump her at customs.
>>79507986
Fuck the greens lad, the cunts deserve to be deported to Venezuela
>>79507382
She looks like she should do JOI videos
>>79508033
Yes he sure did. Australians as voters are fucking retarded.
>>79507668
>mfw Hinch goes to parliament and names the pedophiles using parliamentary privilege
>mfw he names Shorty
>>79508033
Yes. It appears a lot of people in this thread praising him have memory problems
>>79508021
They literally believe in winning by any means necessary, even if you have to sellout all your beliefs and principles.
QT alert
>>79508066
Hung parliament happened in 2010 with Julia 'red box' Guillard
Top Kek LDP Senator Lionhelm is doing really shit in the senate voting. See pic related.
Suck shit.
>>79508124
So a politician, basically.
>tfw want liberals to win but don't want Turdbull Primeminister
>liberals in but Turdbull in hot water
Suck shit cunt, you owe me $100 from kicking out based Tone
>>79508066
a government won't be formed, we will have to go an vote again.
>ABC24 panel
>1 lib, 2 lab, leigh sales (lab)
>just gangbanging scomo all night
>THIS IS REALLLLLY BAD FOR MALCOLM TURNBULL, HE SHOULD RESIGN
>Shorten is a hero, a genius, a scholar and will lead Labor to victory as he has tonight
Not biased.
>>79508142
her? really? egg?
>>79508142
Where?
>>79508069
Ah, okay.
And what are the senate results?
>>79508142
She was qt 20 years go.
>McGowan got voted back in
Neat
>>79508063
Julie Bishop when?
>>79508092
>she will never jerk you off to try to get your vote
>>79508063
The coalition are going to lose the next election regardless. They're on a downward trajectory that can't be stopped.
Only based Tone can oversee a massive scorched earth strategy that sets Australia right.
>>79508066
Major coalitions will try to gain the votes of the little parties. Or re-election.
>>79507961
Is there any kind of contingency plan if it just keeps happening? Surely the country can't just keep voting indefinitely.
>>79508163
This is now a real possibility
>>79508104
>>79508117
now it seems the commies are taking over as i stated >>79507543 and you have no means to fight them
but go on praise the man i guess australians are funny
>>79508142
bit young isn't she? even for 4chan
>>79508156
>one nation 61,000
BASED
>>79507915
They're ahead in the uncounted seats? It's likely they'll get either 75 or 76, in either case it's far from a hung parliament.
>>79508066
The number of cross benchers (greens and "others") is greater than the difference between the coalition of liberal/national seats and the Labor party seats.
It's not going to be a hung parliament.
Go home labor
>>79507306
Did you see that t-shirt?
>Abo for WA
9 coverage is a mess right now
LIE
LIE
LIE
KIM
KIM
KIM
>>79508142
Don't worry bro I got your banter
TURNBULL FUCKING GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT I WANT LIBERALS BUT NOT A MUSLIM LOVING KEK LIKE YOU!!!
>>79508142
I need to see her from the side.
What's the asterix on some of the electorates mean?
>>79508163
What grounds exactly will make that happen and how long until we possibly re-vote? Would be very interesting.
>>79508142
>QT alert
The Antipaedophile Party won't stand for that shit m8
>>79508208
Kill yourself, brain dead moron.
I bet you're a Christian too.
>>79508142
You mean the dude on the right?
>>79508260
screencap? are they doing the power of tower or is that 7?
>>79507280
Wow.
Just wow.
Smh
One Nation > one seat
>>79508234
Link?
>>79508161
Exactly, it's why the left has been doing so well. They don't even have to hide their bullshit (aka Clinton) because most of their supporters either agree with it or don't care.
>>79508006
Literally lol at you right now moisty
Inform whytie and all your other faggot mates that 4chan is laughing at them
Leigh Sales has had a few champers, her massive commie bias is showing and turn into a basic dumb stacy thot
>>79508208
Interesting. I dont know if she would want the job.
If not, who else?
>pre-election predictions suggest shorten will have to resign
>current mood suggests malc will have to resign
Who /tumblingdowntumblingdowntumblingdown/here?
>>79508066
Only Libs have enough seats so form any kind of majority. They will have Katter, possibly an independent.
So Turnbull PM.
They need 76 seats to from majority but have to provide a speaker - which gives them only 75 votes in the house.
Labor and all 'others' combined could block any legislation with 75 opposing votes.
>>79508299
All barely 900 of them nation wide
>>79508197
bottom left above the text that says seats won
>>79508275
Stop spamming you faggot you're not even old enough to vote
>>79508260
nah, kim beazley and some lib I forget the name of were going at each other's throats over medicare
good fun to watch
Which are the 4 undecided seats?
>>79508313
To what?
ALSO ARYAN HAIR ALERT! (B O'CONNOR)
>>79507281
Can't scatter the Katter!
Malcolm! Release my men. Prime Minister Abbott is to be reinstated. There was a dream that was the Liberal Party. It shall be realized. These are the wishes of Menzies.
>>79508316
I am Adam the cat. Moisty is passed out drunk again after 4 hours on the drums.
>>79508162
Scomo the anti homo said it was obvious that tones would have given a worse election
>>79507613
Same difference fag
>>79508346
Derrin Hynch just won a senate seat. Enjoy jail pedo.
>>79508156
He only needs to pull ahead of the christian democrats - which will probably be determined by the preferences of the parties before them, and a lot of the more leftist ones probably preferenced LDP before the Christian democrats.
I think ONP won't get it because a shitload of the minors would have preferenced LDP before them.
>>79508355
>kim beazley
oh kek, might switch over
>>79508319
That is the worlds most fucked tattoo
>>79508294
I think because it got redistributed or it's a key seat
Also who's electorate is staying Liberal here?
Gilmore just skimmed through to be Liberal
>>79508142
Luciferian "QT" spacereptoid fo sho
So many flags to collect now
>>79508192
The people who said those things were interviewed, it wasn't ABC themselves.
Obviously you can trust ABC shills to shill
That being said, this is a fucking horrible result for the coalition, anyone denying this is retarded
>>79507986
Greens should be rounded up.and shot pham.
>>79508364
I know Lindsay is one http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDivisionPage-20499-128.htm
what if neither party gets 76 seats?
>>79508156
>one nation 61,000
>>79508251
>Far from a hung parliament
>They'll either get a hung parliament or exactly the number of votes needed for a majority
Are you retarded?
>>79508348
I'm 18 think again.
>>79508142
her?
How fucking cucked is Palmer right now?
>>79508442
H U N G
U
N
G
>>79508382
I think Tony is still too injured to go into another knife fight. Maybe Barnaby could get the numbers.
>>79508395
what a fucking idiot. Sure he can stop the boats but on this, he's a fucking moron
>>79508442
we have a hung parliament. If neither party can negotiate independents to get a 76/77. WE GET TO FUCKING VOTE AGAIN.
>thinks he's cleaverer than anyone else in the room
>>79508403
m8 you have no idea how many votes are just going to EXHAUST.
This is the first time with this new system and most people just voted 1 like they have for the past 30 years.
>>79508412
get fucked Stavros
>>79508364
Batman, Capricornia, Cowan and Hindmarsh
>>79508442
Hung parliament or another election
Turnbull is getting REAMED on abc stream.
>>79508459
>laboUr
>>79508402
I'm 13 myself
>>79508192
>THIS IS REALLLLLY BAD FOR MALCOLM TURNBULL, HE SHOULD RESIGN
They were quoting Andrew Bolt's column for that.
So there's another Labor commie that the ABC are giving airtime to.
> Call a double dissolution
> Loose votes to the left
> Tell everyone not to vote Independent
> Loose seats to far right party's
This is going to be a good next couple of weeks.
>ABC and SBS has LNP 74 and ALP 67
>Nine has LNP 63 and ALP 61
>Seven has LNP 63 and ALP 64
FUCKING WHICH IS IT
Greens doing very well, so proud! we may have two seets which is a historic event given we only had 1 seet last election
Hey guys, just got back from fingering hex
Malcolm Turbull is OUT OF TOUCH.
>>79508500
>cleaverer
What did he mean by this?
>>79508529
Bye bye Anonymous.
>>79508412
>>79508453
hey kek do you know what that nod is from?
>>79508480
But they can convince the beta orbitter parties to form a coalition, dont they?
>>79508496
Ah, k. And what do the Independents stand for?
>>79508251
>dat denial
re-election will happen and liberals will get destroyed
Remember today you can benefit of democracy.
In mudslime countries democracy doesn’t exist. The Koran rules everything.
Stop islam, don’t vote leftists.
>>79508364
BATMAN
>ALP Ahead
CAPRICORNIA
>LNP Aheah
COWAN
>LNP Ahead
HINDMARSH
>ALP Ahead
>>79508546
What club were you in?
>>79508537
ABC and SBS most likely.
>>79508508
hahahha that made me chuckle
>>79508537
never Seven
>>79508234
u got sauce mang
>>79508546
Which nightclub?
>>79508565
Does that say "I am Muhamad" at the top?
>>79508529
Wanna meet up so I can molest you?
>>79508577
MUSLIMS OUT!!!
>>79508327
Tim Wilson. Make the Liberals liberal again.
One can dream.
>>79508546
can I have first smell and suck on your finger?
>>79507707
I hate him too.
Why the fuck did they let him kick Abbot out?
>>79508546
you too?
man she gets around
>>79508570
>babbys first day on 4chan
Honest question, why is everyone saying Turnbull failed? He got ~60% of his electorate?
>>79508459
If they get 75, alp will get 69, and add the 5 from the crossbenchers the lib/nat opposition will only be 74.
Not
A
Hung
Parliament
>>79508574
Nah.
Why must I be so poor
I wanted to bet money on Labor
The odds were completely fucked not too
It was like 1.3 Lib 4 Lab and I knew it was going to be so close that you couldn't let those odds pass by
My friend even asked me who I'd bet on but he didn't believe me when I said he should bet Labor
>>79508537
Nine and Seven give you bullshit numbers to keep you watching
>>79508578
Some of those predictions are looking pretty suss desu
>>79508577
The vote has already happened, francodubs anon. Now we wait.
>>79508578
There are actually more than 4 undecided.
Antony Green's algorithm is way too quick to call a seat decided.
There are going to be some walkbacks tomorrow I bet.
>>79508622
'leon' on the left.
>>79508622
Leon Muhand
>>79508565
MY.
FUCKING.
SIDES
!!!!!!!!!
Guardian (UK news magazine) says Labour 63, Coalition 63. Is that worth anything?
Wait I dont understand...
Are you guys cucked between picking two liberal parties?
>>79508537
ABC have the superior election crunching software and analysts tbqh
>>79508546
Can someone redpill me on this meme?
>>79507727
who the fuck is Hinch?
what are Lambies policies?
>>79508573
Considering the "other" seats seem to consist of equally conservative and leftist parties, not necessarily. This is not taking into account One Nation, who's leader was jailed by the conservatives. All of this aside, the majority has to assign one MP to the Speaker, therby losing one MP on the floor.
In answer to your question, yes, but it may not be enough to form majority.
>>79508655
>Nah
See you in the next election thread, cuck.
>>79508313
http://taxi69.com/pornvideo/the-joker-horny-fucks-her-ass-to-the-heroine-batgirl-already-likes-to-break-their-ass_3444.php
here you go senpai
>inb4 banned
please mods, i'm doing gods' work
>PAULINE HANSON'S PARTY
>NICK XENOPHON'S PARTY
>BOB KATTER'S PARTY
Why the fuck do random ass people have their own party and how did they actually win seats?
>>79508699
>Guardian
worthless
>>79508660
wasted money is still wasted money
those rates are to pull in poor suckers like you when in reality you only lose, no gain, regardless of rate.
>>79508330
>shorten will have to resign
nope. Dude might not even win but hes brought them close, theyll keep him
>>79508655
>If they get 75, alp will get 69, and add the 5 from the crossbenchers the lib/nat opposition will only be 74.
>Literally is a hung parliament
>It will sort itself out because hung parliaments don't stay hung forever
>>79508655
>If they get 75, alp will get 69, and add the 5 from the crossbenchers the lib/nat opposition will only be 74.
>
>Not
>A
>Hung
>Parliament
Except no one has the majority of 76 and it is therefore a hung parliament.
>>79508709
liberals mean market liberals, mean right wingers
>>79508672
What is AEC numbers
>>79508735
they have previous history in politics
>>79508709
no just two cuck parties on the centre-right and centre-left
Fuck turnbull. I want tone back
>>79508678
In case of revote then
>>79508638
a gay man as leader of a liberal/national coalition?
>>79508699
No because with the state of Australias internet the information they are getting is fucking hours old already.
>>79508709
gtfo cunt
I really do hope Tony does challenge him and wins.
Trump + Abbott 2016 the dream.
>>79508570
https://youtu.be/8K_eDzecqVg
>>79508735
People are pretty sick to death of the majors.
>>79508655
>Honest question, why is everyone saying Turnbull failed?
They're saying he's failed as a leader. Because under Abbott they managed to smash Labor in the 2013 elections. And the fact that they are losing key seats to Labor, that should've been easy Lib wins
>>79508006
Is that you, moisty?
>>79508723
no redpill my friend. just quality fingering
>>79508735
Because there are already too many parties labelled "Future", "Science", "Freedom", various forms of Social, Freedom and Democratic
Using your own name is sort of the only way to make sure the mouth breathers can successfully find you on a ballot
>hung parliament
>Greens and Other help Labor win
>>79508749
That's what I mean, Anon. The media was reporting, before the election, that Labor would vote against Shorten as leader if Labor didn't gain enough seats.
>>79508734
TYBA
>>79508709
There's the cucked "centre left" social democrat party, the jew party headed by an ex-goldman sachs employee and sjw greens
>>79508570
Jeremiah Johnson
>>79508813
Stop smoking meth!
>>79508771
THIS
FUCK LIBERAL CUNT PARTY WE WANT BASED UNCLE TONES BACK
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/list/?selector=indoubt&sort=latest
LIBS ARE PREDICTED TO WIN 2 SEATS, LIB MAJORITY CONFIRMED
>LIBS ARE PREDICTED TO WIN 2 SEATS, LIB MAJORITY CONFIRMED
LIBS ARE PREDICTED TO WIN 2 SEATS, LIB MAJORITY CONFIRMED
>LIBS ARE PREDICTED TO WIN 2 SEATS, LIB MAJORITY CONFIRMED
>>79508818
BRING BACK TONES
Only tone can fuck these commie crossbenchers in the ass
>>79508682
Yeah, AEC has been 70-69 for a bit
>>79508776
Maybe they'll try win the fag vote from the left?
>they import Milo to help them run and turn the gays right wing
>>79508769
Like in France. I thought your LNP coalition was really on the right wing and not just centre-right.
>>79508735
They are people who started out as Independent's and then later on started parties. Using their own name ensures people know who their other candidates are with.
>>79508709
Liberals = Moderate Republicans
Labor = UK Conservative
No meme
>>79508674
Because the booths in the housing estates were counted first
>>79508546
>mfw the queue for Hex was longer than the polls
>>79508771
Yep
>>79508839
read it wrong, ma bad
>>79508837
>greens helping labor
Put the pipe down tony.
Tony coming back into power would be fucking hilarious
>Rudd
>Gillard
>Rudd
>Abbott
>Turnbull
>Abbott
these ch2 graphics are getting me hard. Exactly the kind of shit I want to see.
>>79508735
It's incredibly difficult to create a new party from the ground up.
All those people were popular independents before that want to expand their influence, they've pretty much attached their name to the party for recognition.
say if NXT gets big enough it'll probably change it's name to a proper one (Centrist Party or whatever).
>>79507788
>>79508114
>Last week on 3AW I said I had a problem with an issue. It involved the Victorian teacher who was fired because – under our new and, mostly justifiable, conduct laws – he had had a relationship with a teenaged girl.
>He was twenty at the time. She was fifteen. It was consensual. And, according to his sister in The Age there was sexual intimacy but penetration did not occur. He reportedly kissed her and fondled her breasts.
>I said I had a problem because, inadvertently, I was guilty of a similar crime. An adult having a sexual relationship with an underage girl. And I confessed and detailed it in my book, The Fall and Rise of Derryn Hinch.
>>79508981
No worries mate. Have a good one, best luck to you and your lot, whoever they may be.
>>79508254
Noice.
>>79508573
There are many parties in Australia and they can all be put on the voting forms if they gather enough support(maybe 1k sigs). Because of the way preferencing works, you literally cannot throw away your vote unless you draw dicks all over it. So people vote for whoever the fuck they want for their electorate, but generally tend to preference one of the two major parties. As a result, out of our 150 seats in the senate: Liberals have est. 74 Labor have est. 71, Greens have est. 1, and 4 independents from other parties such as the Nick Xenephon team, have to somehow form a cohesive group of 77. With the way all the independents are aligned, it looks like liberals won't get anyone on their side bar one. While Labor will be able to get quite a few of them, but won't be able to get to 77 from 71.
>>79508901
No the globalists have us by the short and curlies in our major parties. We try and fuck em up in the senate.
>>79508901
good luck for FN
Is anyone else freezing their fucking nuts off wtf is this shit it must be like 10 degrees
>>79508771
Turnbull has to go he really lost me with that Ramadan feast and when he was on q&a defending Islam he doesn't represent conservative values.
>>79508546
I gave her the #democracysausage if you know what I mean
>>79507306
Is she an abo? Kinda qt...
>>79508540
you cant even spell seat properly you fuck
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseSeatsNotDetermined-20499.htm
Read this before replying
I only said 75 to be honest, it's going to be 76. Read the data, ABC's data is lagging for some reason, they're talking about Cowan which is already counted.
>>79508753
It's unlikely ALP will get 2 more seats, they'll get grayndler but nothing else. The other seats probably be liberal, nationals or Nick Xenophon team.
>>79508754
It's likely the coalition will.
>>79508818
Okay, they're saying Malcolm Turnbull was just to appease female voters. I agree.
Women don't even know why they should dislike Abbott, they just do. So few people know about what he was doing to employment equality.
Is a hung parliment pretty much confirmed at this point?
>>79508395
If it was held later like usual and he went hard on nationalism/defence, I reckon he could've got it. Don't forget Turnbull pissed away one of the best hits on Bill Shorten, that he was the one that orchestrated the double backstab of KRudd and whatsherface. There is no way mantits should have gotten this good a result.
>>79508546
Wait, is she a legitimate whore or just a meme?
So are Liberals the "good guys" in this?
This bitch on Sky with the 80% seppo accent 20% aussie accent
>>79509123
Why do you think he voted Greens?
>>79508735
katter wanted to call his party "The Australia Party" but that was to generic according to the AEC. also Xenophon is a wog faggot
>>79509260
Pauline Hanson's One Nation is.
>>79509050
>kissing a fifteen year old makes you a pedophile
nice try 8^)
ONE
>>79509260
>politics
>good or bad
Uh.
>no one can answer why they support hanson
of course you fucking meme spouting 16 year olds
>>79509260
Liberals are big business.
All the good guys are too small to actually matter.
>>79509207
it'll either be hung or inds will cuck us and make a labor govt
>>79509328
>kissing
>In his 2004 book, The Fall and Rise of Derryn Hinch, and in a radio editorial in March 2005, Hinch admitted to having sex with a 15-year-old female when he was in his early thirties
>>79509350
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
these journos are really running out of steam
>>79509328
>>79509050
Over here in Western Sydney being a white male makes you a pedophile and a murderer.
Its literally worse than fucking Melbourne.
>>79509350
S E A T
E
A
T
>>79509428
>why don't you hate Australia?
What a spastic question
>>79509260
the way Australian politics work is, both parties just fling shit at each other to get in power, then do nothing for 2.5 years and after attempt to deliver on promises for votes.
>Lambie doing well
>>79509428
who asked?
>>79509275
because he has the same ID
DEAD
LAST
KEK
>>79509308
fuck off skip, you cunts came here in chains, we came in planes
one nation outpolled the greens in QL lol
>>79509768
Is DLP like the LDP?
Show us your todoist
>>79509775
No shit. QLD is conservative as fuck.
>>79509768
>Australian sex party
Wut?
who else is a dozen tinnies in and is noticing Penny Wong looks like a man?
>>79509998
I was like that before the tinnies.
Who was the madman on channel nine that tweeted Pauline for Prime Minister?
>>79509988
They are in favour of having sex
(((Goldstein)))
>>79509998
You needed froffdogs for that?
>>79509988
Don't be fooled by the name. It's actually the SJW party of Aus.
>>79509998
Yeah, I don't know how gay it would be to fuck her.
>>79509998
>a dyke looks like a man
shocking
>>79509988
Government funded hookers for all virgin NEETs
>>79510103
>Sex party
>in favour of having sex
top kek
>>79509775
Queensland is the "Texas" of Australia
You can't get abortions here for example.
Instead of Spics we get Chinks
>>79510140
no I mean she looks like an Asian dyke usually but I just realised Asian dykes and Accountants look the same
>>79509998
Yeah mate she looks like Rudd had a sex change
>>79510398
KEK
>>79508033
Yes, he capitalised on a mass shooting to ban them while emotions had taken over reason. The two states that fought to keep them were blackmailed with the threat of withdrawing federal funding.
The people in this thread who are gagging for him are all 16-25 year-old edge-lords with no actual memory of his Government.
>>79509772
Stirling pride muh fuker
>>79507647
He may well yet.
>>79508528
51% Sure that the logo in that pic is British Labour which is spelt the correct way unlike our Labor party which is spelt the American way because the party founders thought it was "modern".
>>79510346
I've an Stralian friend from and living in Queensland, if he's an accurate representation of Queensland, then you guys are fucking based beyond dank. Respect.
>>79508546
Does she ever go to other capital cities or only Sydney?
I enjoy fingering sluts but I don't think she'd be worth flying to Sydney for, especially if it's in a crowded nightclub.
>>79508682
They are predicting based on hypothetical run-off preferences.
>>79509177
76 seats is enough to form government, but is NOT enough to have a voting majority in the house.
The government has to provide a Speaker, which gives them only 75 votes from 76 seats, because the Speaker's vote doesn't count.
So it will be 75/75 split between the Coalition and everyone else. They will get Katter support on most legislation, and maybe Xenephon or Wilkie... but that's about it.
It will only take one Craig Thomson type scandal and the government loses their voting majority - even with Katter support.
>>79510870
what pride? we run this place
we control everything, from drug distribution at all levels, to council approval for new buildings.. you can't fuck with us
>>79511185
Okay, I get it now.
So it's 77 or bust. I actually find that doubtful. Hung parliament it is then.
>>79508813
With Pauline holding the balance of power in the Senate.
I am fully erect.
>>79511384
Oh no my son. Even if the Liberals get 77 seats they will have to deal with a hostile senate that won't pass any of their laws.
>Friends
jesus fuck every time shortan thanks somone i think hes about to thank the blacks
>>79509988
I voted for them in both the House and Senate. They're for legal prostitution Australia wide (prostitution is legal in all states but under different circumstances), legalising weed, taxing organised religion, changing Australia's ridiculous porn laws, anti-censorship and anti-surveillance.
People saying they're SJW's are morons; the Sex Party was started specifically to fight against the Gillard governments internet filter.
