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MEME PAULINE EDITIONlaugh herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM_Tyxo8ow8live co


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MEME PAULINE EDITION
>laugh here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM_Tyxo8ow8

>live coverage
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/

>follow results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2016/jul/02/live-australian-election-results-track-the-votes

>Install extraflags mod
google: extra flags for 4chan
cvck mods filtered the link
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fish and chips for dinner m8s
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FIRST
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>>79508823
First for Turnbull kicked out by his own party
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1st for Pauline.
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Wow. Just fucking wow.

I'm a poweruser of the highly influential /r/australia subreddit and every fucking day I have to wake up to constant and persistent fucking L/NP spam all over our site from piece of shit "le based Tone" supporters for weeks now. I asked where they're coming from and someone mentioned this place.

I cannot believe my fucking eyes, what the fuck is this place? Are you all being fucking ironic?

I seriously hope you assholes are being ironic because 95% of the posts I'm seeing here are blatant hate crimes. I've logged all of your IDs and am putting together a report for the police.

I'm shaking with fear and anger, I cannot believe this place is allowed to even exist. I hope you all burn in fucking hell.

Stay the fuck away from my reddit
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>>79508823
>extraflags

What is this?
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LIBS ARE PREDICTED TO WIN 2 SEATS, LIB MAJORITY CONFIRMED
>LIBS ARE PREDICTED TO WIN 2 SEATS, LIB MAJORITY CONFIRMED

http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/list/?selector=indoubt&sort=latest
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kick it off with shannon
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Where were you when Melbourne became the official cuck city?
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>5 in doubt
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>>79508823
Her voice is so annoying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HSxXCwBgog
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Based Western Australia

Without them we'd be finished
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TONY ABBOT PUT PAULINE IN JAIL.

MALCOM TURNBULL LET HER OUT.

ONLY BASED TONE CAN PUT HER AWAY FOR GOOD.
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>74-66
atm
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>>79508929
>Perth
good copypasta mate
should have used a proxy though to make it believable, since this is a blue city and state
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>>79508934
Fucking Facebook making this cunt famous again.
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LABOR LOST A SEAT
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>>79508823
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>>79508929
(You)
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>>79508946
you're welcome cunt
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>is named Turnbull
>is a cuck

???
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THAT GUY OWES ME A PIC OF HIS 7 INCH DICK.

DELIVER PLEASE.
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>>79508946
WESTERN AUSTRALIA AND QUEENSLAND ARE THE ONLY REAL STRAYLIAN STATES
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Suddenly 5 in doubt now says ABC,

2 to the cucks
3 to Labor
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>>79508940
where was I years ago?
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Alri lads? Have the results started coming in yet? Any meme party victories?
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>>79508930
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Hung parliment confirmed

I got banned from /aus/ cripple chan board for saying this.

lmfao. you /pol/fags have become reddit.
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One of the Labor seats just got Shoah'd.

Wew.
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>>79508930
shows more flags
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>>79508940
It always was mate.
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2 more fucking seats how hard is that
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LABOUR DOWN TO 66

YIS
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what happened to all those greens shills from earlier?
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>>79508989
>>79509072
It's Batman again. Just can't keep those Greens down
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>>79508959
fuck off cuck
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>>79508990
>1970-1980s porn
Beautiful.
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>>79509116
SUICIDE WATCH
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>there are people ITT that actually want libshits to win

what's it like having a double digit IQ? must be bliss in some ways.
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Senator Pauline Hanson
Feels good man
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Why cant you have a common sense election system, where x percent of the votes mean x percent of the seats?
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Amanda Vanstone and Arthur Sinodinis on 9

http://www.9news.com.au/Election-2016
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>>79509116
>1 seat by this party
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>>79508959
Get out of my country
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I swear to God if I have to vote again
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I CANT HANDLE THIS PRESSURE AUSSIES

the fate of the shitposting world rests on this decision
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>>79509166

fuck off mohammed
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>>79509116
Its after 10, so their parents put them to bed.
They need to get up early for church tomorrow.
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>>79509116
They retreated back to the nearest melbourne gay club.

Fucking Melbourne needs to be nuked from orbit. All Australian shitposters on /pol/ are really just Melbourne greenies
>pic related
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>>79509159
>>79509195
Topkek
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>>79509116

They all went out to celebrate their one seat, had one appletini and passed out cold
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>>79509116

Mum came home and cooked dinner
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>>79509195
lel
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Hey guys, how are those neat independents doing?
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>>79509154
Yep. Oldgfag here. As a kid I had this magazine. In fact at one stage there I had the first 4 editions of Australian Penthouse.

Super wanks were had
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>>79509233

well meme'd, m'fellow redditor
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>>79509227

Fuck off mongol
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>>79509186
Because that would undermine the whole point of having seats representing particular electorates
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>>79509227
we're not going to find out for a while I'm afraid
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>>79509116
They all got butthurt by trying to sit in that one seat
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>>79508940
Born and raised Melbournian. It's always been like this.
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>>79509266
Pauline Hanson (Aussie Trump) will get 3-4 senate seats, which is a huge victory for her
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>>79509233

are you one of those drones that believes liberals will stop muslim immigration?

lmfao, what a retard.
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>>79509266
Pretty good so far m8
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>>79508990
>>79509288

That was edition 1 by the way
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Can we replace Turnbull please I don't want someone who openly defends Islam on q&a and throws ramadan feasts for Muslims as the Liberal leader.
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>>79509116
suicide by beheading
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>>79509116
It's tendies time
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Labor lost a seat
>BTFO SHRILLS
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>>79509327
>>79508944
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>>79509292
you cant stop me from shitposting m8
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>>79509290

I only visit the EVE Online subreddit, the rest of that site is mentally retarded leftist trash.
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Liberal Democrats first preference vote in Senate in NSW down 7% from last election.

Classical liberalism in Australia is over.
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>>79509327
Will she gain any real power?
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got 5.8 inch girth lads
Is that decent?
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so the right won? the continuation of keeping children in concentration camps?
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>>79509116
reps is over man
its all senate now
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>>79509423
Barely anyone knows about them. That's the problem with most minor parties, people only see Labor and Liberal shit everywhere and vote for them.
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>>79509419

> the rest of that site is mentally retarded leftist trash.

really? i see a lot of trump tards pouring out from there, you sure about that?

>>79509455

>liberal

>right wing

jesus fuck you people are DUMB
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http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseSeatsNotDetermined-20499.htm

Read this, cucks. Proof it's not going to be a hung parliament.

Liberals gonna get 76.
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Independents:

Katter
Cathy McGower (fought off Sophie Myrabella)
Andrew Wilkie
Nick Xenophon's candidate. Sharky-chan.

Katter is basically LNP. Others are up in the air. But that puts LNP at 75 already.
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>This bitch on Sky with the 80% Seppo accent, 20% Aussie accent
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>>79509430
She will be able to block a lot of legislation (assuming her 3-4 senators have the balance of power)

Which means the government has to bend to her will

Pretty important result
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>>79509288
Any copies floating online?
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>>79509448
I got a 4 inch erect penis be happy with whatever you got I'm surprised my dad got my mum.
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>>79509455
You know it
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>>79509448

Better than Turnbull
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>>79509397
It's from the greens one though
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>>79509496
what does seppo mean?
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>>79509527

>liberal

>right wing

why are the politically ignorant even allowed to vote?
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just made some bacon and eggs for dinner lads
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>>79508959
The fuck are you on about you goofy cunt? Fair dinkum, are you normal?
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>>79509484
>>liberal
>>right wing
>jesus fuck you people are DUMB
when people say left and right they mean relative to the other parties you stupid colonial
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>>79509430
Depends on other crossbench senators but small-party senators usually hold the balance of power and can pretty much sway policy entirely in their direction unless the ruling party can convince the opposition to vote for bi-partisan support
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>>79508823
>post yfw LDP absolutely rekt

http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateResultsMenu-20499.htm
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>prepbull passes legislation to try and unfuck the senate
>senate becomes even more fucked than it was before

can't this loser do anything right
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>>79509580

but thats still retarded, you cuck.
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>>79509566
dirty american
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>anthony green hasn't called it

don't give a fuck
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>>79509186
because then it is impossible for one party to form a government and we end up with cuck coalitions like you have in Europe

we have proportional representation in the Senate so it is fine and all the pleb parties get represented in a meaningful way, not like the shitty british system
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>>79509484
You know Liberal is centre-right... right?
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>>79509577
Time to reconsider your life
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>>79509566
Septic tank, rhyming slang for yank which is Australian for American.
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>one seat for Nick Xenophobe Meme
nice
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>>79509566
American

Yank; Septic Tank; Seppo
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>>79509566
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Penny Wong is an obnoxious passive aggressive cunt.
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>>79509566
Short for septic tank.
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>>79509566
Septic tank, because Americans are incapable of using proper toilet systems.
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>>79509327
Great news.

Congrats Australia good to see she is back hopefully we can push NZ First into parliament here and cuck the globalists.
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>>79509322
underrated
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>>79509495
Fuark yea KATTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W95RHO6_Gw4
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Senate results/predictions where?
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>>79509566
>Septic tank
>Yank
>>
did based tone win over the meme
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>>79509566

Its what we call americans

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Seppo
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>>79509566
American
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>>79509603
At least it worked in our favour this time.
>>
https://discord.gg/qRCZj
https://discord.gg/qRCZj
https://discord.gg/qRCZj

Get in boys. Bring fresh bantz.
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>>79509514
I haven't seen any. There's some pics of Cheryl Rixon, but I have not seen a full magazine, sadly.

This is the only one I have
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>>79509645
????
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Why is turnbull such a C U C K when it comes to Islam will his party keep him in check?
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>>79509496
She is based though... Yea she is American who got ROO'D
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Lets get this shit going lads, I want to see more regional flags

https://flaghunters-dot-github-dot-io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/

Replace "-dot-" with a "."
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>>79509603
he got rid of shitty meme parties like LDP and fucking "Motor Enthusiasts" that no one wanted/voted for by mistake

LDP only got in because moron bogans confused them for LNP and Motor idiots memed their way in through preferences

so either way id say it was a success
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>>79509660
Shitty bathtub, dirty grout and a 1980's soap holder made me sad.
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God dam palmer must be BTFO right now

literally 0% of the vote
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>>79509703
3 weeks
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>>79509603
Mark my words. Abbott will take back leadership.

That way neither two major parties can harass each other about unstable government.
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>>79509614
>>79509648
>>79509654
>>79509662
>>79509665
>>79509708

all these responses and you forget the most important part, being that septic tanks are full of shit.
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>mfw I just saw a Labor groupie checking over the buns of the SBS reporter from behind
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>>79509749

I agree, good stuff
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>>79509752

>hating based LDP

Get a load of this faggot
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Oi white dog, ya got a smoke and a dolla for da bus
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>>79509749
No I'd rather not broadcast I am from North Canberra.
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>Pauline Hanson will be a senator

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
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>>79509578
Pauline Hanson was jailed by a plot schemed up by Tony Abbott. Australians for Honest Politics is what it was called from memory.

Anyhow, she went to jail for a while, her party and career was destroyed and Pauline Hanson became a nobody who.would get about 2 minutes of media coverage every election when she ran to try and collect some money from first preferences/votes.

Now that Malcolm Turnbull brought on a double dissolution where you don't need as many votes, One Nation has won two seats and is back in full force.
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>>79509777
>-26.5%

all of my keks
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>>79509495
didn't katter side with labour last hung parliament? So no, he isn't LNP
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>>79509777
they weren't even on the ballot in fairfax. what's your point?
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>>79509777

>open image expecting it's 0% because of rounding down
>literally 0 votes

KEK
E
K
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>>79509806
>Stating the obvious
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>>79509735
>will his party keep him in check?
Maybe, but if not hopefully we can rely on Pauline Hanson in the Senate
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DEAD
LAST
NEVER
EVER
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>>79509821

Me too cunt, do you work for the public service?
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>>79509821
but you just did
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>>79509777

He got less votes than he has staff on his campaign team/people working directly for him,

Speculation is he is on suicide watch with a few boxes of empty Tim Tam packets
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>>79509830

Correct. And Tones refuses to answer AEC questions about his role in funding related portions of the affair.
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hung fuckin parliament according to internals on both parties L M A O
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>>79509860
he's from norway, let's be real here m8
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>>79509777
>0 votes
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>>79509495
>Katter is basically LNP
He's as much a wild card as anything, LNP have fucked the farmers over hard over the last several decades
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>>79509809
fuck off you edgy wannabe Amerishoot

take your Libertarian garbage elsewhere
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>>79509821
fuck you seppo cunt
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>>79508986
stupid fucker invalidated his ballot with a shit meme
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>>79509806
Thank you Captain Obvious.
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>>79509852
The best part is his family and friends are in the room.
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Fucking normiebook ruining everything.
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I voted 1 on the Bullet Train Party

i don't even want a bullet train they just make me laugh that they are a party
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>>79509821
>Has the extension
>Doesn't show his state
Top cuck

And Woden Valley is south m8
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this cuck is going to need to get a tattoo

https://twitter.com/oz_f/status/707747218153803776
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The gym on saturday night is comfy as fuck
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>>79509846
No, he sided with LNP even when all the other independents went Labor. So he ended up getting absolutely nothing but sided with LNP on principle.
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>>79509777
Well, he wasn't on the ballot obviously he's going to get zero votes

>one of those 9059 other votes was my #1 One Nation vote
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>>79509777

How is that even possible?

Surely he would have voted for himself.
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>>79509862
Thank god for people like Pauline Hanson
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>>79509195
>>79509116
see
>>79509002


>>79509645
mate you live in the ACT, your existence is a consideration
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>>79509871
>tries to enrol as the australia party
>enlists ching chong cho for victoria

C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
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>>79509947

The butthurt from cuckfeed will be glorious
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ON got more votes then the green faggots in QL
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>>79509566

Septic tank

Yank
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>>79509660

sweet jesus I want to suck those titties dry
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>>79509991
Agreed, it is bliss
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>>79509423
Stupid people are more interested in playing identity politics(muh racists, muh muslim and etc) than discussing real issues in rational and logical manners. No wonder this country is a huge nanny state.
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>>79509947
We don't need Queensland to leave. We need Victoria to fuck off.
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>>79508986
1 less vote for greens, fucking retard
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E2ihEO8SO8
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>>79509774
someone's a tiler by trade
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>>79509952
I like them too. but I also would like a bullet train.
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>>79509947
Imagine: QLD, NT and WA secede and form a conservative version of Australia. I can feel it.

>NT only in because we need to run our GREAT NORTHERN ROAD through it
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>>79509736
that accent though...
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>jewish member elected
REEEEE!
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>>79509919
Katter is pro funs and obviously a legend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ_zYZBDmls
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NSW ELECTS FIRST JEWISH MP

Thanks you fucking kikes
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>>79509991
would you describe yourself as.. a big guy?
>>
Retard here.

So Pauline is a senator, but that's not a seat. Right? What's she going to be doing?
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>>79509872
Of course.
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>>79509830
abbott was also the one who created her

she got out of control, libs never realized the extent of the hate for filthy lebs and chinese scum
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HOW MUCH FUCKING LONGER IS IT GONNA STAY AT 74
WHEN THE FUCK IS PREPPINGBULL GONNA WIN
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>>79510044
On both sides, too. Look at the Australian faggots on /pol/, they'll fucking buy "Make America Great Again" Donald Trump hats but they won't fucking throw a few dollars to a local political movement trying to make our own country better.
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>>79509455

"Right"
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Testing extra flag
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>Goldstein

EVERY SINGLE TIME
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>>79510104
Making fish and chips
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>>79510011
>You now realise that Canberra has the highest quality of life of any city in the world by a MASSIVE margin
You = BTFO
http://www.numbeo.com/quality-of-life/rankings.jsp
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These are house of reps seat counts yeah?
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>>79510104
She will have the power to block legislation put forth by the governemnt, if she has enough power in the senate
>>
I voted for the bullet train party lads
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>>79510104
helping to decide whether or not the bullshit they cook up in the house of reps should be passed into law or not
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>>79510104
...being a senator you fucking idiot

holy shit
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>>79510094
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>>79510014
PUP aren't running
LDP are dead last
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>first Jewish member
>Liberal

pure coincidence, also: who is Godwin Grech.
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hoping the greens get cücked in the senate too
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>>79510007

His ballot paper wasn't counted due to mass amounts of Tim Tam stains on it
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>>79510146
A long time.
This wont be decided for days m9, go to bed
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>>79510104
A little light reading for you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Senate
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>>79510181
Yes m8
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>>79510095
I'm pretty fit but not huge

for you
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>>79508823
AGAIN NOT A DRILL LDP MEME PARTY ABSOLUTELY REKT

http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateResultsMenu-20499.htm
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>>79510104
Voting on whether or not bills (which received a majority of votes in the house of reps) will pass and become legislation.
>>
So it's basically gonna be LNP minority at this point?
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>>79509871
RIP deposit
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>>79510245

>hating LDP

eat shit
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>no Liberty no shooters
>no guns
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>>79510202
>also: who is Godwin Grech.

A fucking maggot of a man
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>>79510086
>tfw local member is LITERALLY a kike

I put LNP as 1 in Senate but Zimmerman dead last in the House.
>>
testing
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>>79510202
>Jew Hockey
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>>79509952

>yfw everyone does this at the secondary election
>yfw all funding is pulled from other services and bullet trains are fucking everywhere
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>>79510081
>NT
Our two seats are labor man, we got cucked
>>
did lib dems do anything?
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>>79510297
If you aren't a lazy fuck and/or a criminal you can get a gun
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>>79510325
then all the aspies on this website would be at peace
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>>79510104
She will basically block a bill in the senate until LNP agrees to give her what she wants.
>>
What does the asterisk next to the electorates mean?
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>>79510245
>LDP redditor faggot is dead last
>meme senator is ded
Pottery
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>>79510325
>billions of dollars made from infrastructure, jobs and seamless travel
>australia made great again

Meme magic.
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>>79509947
>Buzzfeed

I hate how fast that cancerous shit went global.
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>>79510150
>Implying American politics aren't relevant to Australians.

You do understand we are effectively a vassal state of America?
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>>79510306
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>>79508940
>mfw i am in one of the safest liberal seats in melb

>go to vote
>i am 25yo white male
>wearing chinos, blue checked shirt and a coat
>libs see me approaching and start licking their lips
>they start jostling for position
>i try to avoid them but accept all of the HTV cards
>i can see the door
-
>OH VEY YOUNG MAN
-
>(((Josh Frydenberg))) apears out of nowhere
>he sees i am wearing a Melbourne demons hat
>starts banging on about AFL and how he walked with Neil Daniher 3 weeks ago and that they donated $2.8million to his charity
>my autism kicks in
>he says "please vote 1 liberal, it's very important" and hands me a HTV card
My repose:
>Y-y--you too
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>>79510349
Meh, you're still more based than the rest of the states imo. You're in.
>>
Who /roomtemperaturebeer/ here?
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>>79510202
Hockey is Christian
>>
Why the fuck are the channels backwards now?!
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>>79509871
hello la trobe.
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>>79510370
I want an AR15

Anything else is meme tier
>>
>It's a 'liberal will continue to pass shit uncontrolled until the next election' season

Great. Down the shit hole we go. The best part is all the liberal voters who rely on penalty rates are going to lose them.
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>>79510488
Reporting in
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>>79509952
>>79510325
they have pretty good memes too
>>
>>79510094

Fraisers mum was a Jew and so is turn bulls

Frasier was also the biggest left we had
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What was that shit about Hex in the previous thread.
Was it a meme or is it legit.
>>
All states worth living in have votes counted to at least 90% now, still waiting on.

WA @ 78%
>Faggots and miners, both too busy drilling holes

ACT @ 84%
>The fucking cucks who run the joint, but cant sort out people to count

NT @ 57%
>Coons who can't count in charge of counting things


Tasmania @ 97% only because there is literally nothing else to do 354 days of the year
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>>79510299

also, my mistake. he was never elected. He was just a public servant.
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>>79510468
Did you vote in Kew? The fucking HTV people were everywhere.
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>>79510325
That's what makes me laugh

Fucking bullet trains everywhere

Refugee solution? Detain the on a bullet train and only slow down when they are processed
Health spending? Fund a medical carriage on a bullet train that zips around the country
Economy? Just employ everyone in the bullet train industry
Foreign aid? build them some fucking bullet trains
Border defence? Just have a bullet train zip around the coast to deter migrants

Change the country to The Commonwealth of Bullet Trains
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So if Tones was still in, held the election in September and went hard on nationalism/defense do you think he could have done it?

Don't forget, Malcolm "JUST" Turnbull pissed away one of the major hits on Bill, that he's a slimy backstabber who orchestrated the 2 hits on KRudd and whatsherface
>>
>>79510538
>Wanting and Assault Rifle MK.15

Bet you want to shoot up a cafe in tassy too, huh Bryant?
>>
>>79510572

>this is the official website of a political party
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>>79510589
>He hasn't fingered Hex in a nightclub
???
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>>79510589
Guys saying they've fingered her.
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>>79510589
>not fingering Hex
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>>79510589
Nah, we all fingered her in a night club, some dude managed to get a whole fist in.
>>
>>79510589

About someone fingering her in a nightclub?

True story m8
>>
>>79510589
Hey it's me from the other thread.

no meme's.

I fingered her in a nightclub.

(y)
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>>79510589
Legit fingered her m8
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>>79510596
haha nice one man
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>>79510538
AHAHAHHA FUCKING AUSSIES ALWAYS KEKED
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>>79510589
I fingered her in a nightclub f a m
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>>79510500
>Seven network
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>Saturday night election lurking
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>>79510589
meme. I fisted her.
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>>79510500
Because you live in buttfuck nowhere and no one gives a fuck about you.

Also something to do with a new agreement between the stations
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>>79510646
when the revote happens, i know what i'm doing.
>>
>>79510596
1094/1095 days*
>>
>>79510618

>Border defence
>yfw one long continuous bullet train encircling the entire coastline
>>
>>79510618
i laughed way too much at this
>>
>>79510589
drove her into a hex with my fingering technique once
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>>79510618
Faster internet? Put modems on bullet trains.
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>>79510468
Based dees
>>
GREENS ARE GONNA GET A SECOND SEAT
PANIC
>>
>>79510717
Keep it cosy, Kaguya.
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>>79510538

Hello
>>
>>79510589
fingered her m8 she was over here for holidays and she liked my dark turkish charms

inshallah
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oh shit lads
>>
Turnbull BTFO
>>
Ooh Lane Cove is an option, even more accurate. This is great
>>
>>79510481
I'd still hold off on it. We've got general NT elections coming up, and we've got Libs as "state" government. Griggs got fucked over by our local polies being dickheads, it's bound to fuck over our local parliament too. I'm expecting us to go Lab for local too.
>>
>>79510468
unlike you I never take the HTV cards to show that I am the alpha
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>>79510777
Dammit Kek, why forsake us like that?
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>schools and the ABC spend hours drumming in how our political system works
>dumb cunts on every side of the ideological spectrum still don't know how to into parliamentary democracy, let alone the senate
what the fuck, /pol/?
>>
>>79510245
LDP is maybe gonna get a QLD senator and lose a NSW senator.

I'm suspecting it's due to endorsements by right wing gun rights groups. Big shit up here in the redneck state. Well, outside of Shitbane.
>>
>>79510793
>Fucking Batman
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>The seat of mayo

don't sit on it
>>
>>79510618
and great for tourism
>>
>>79510598
A snivelling little shit. Google him
>>
>>79510793
what the fuck batman
>>
>>79510624
port arthur was a false flag
>>
I want guns so I can defend myself against criminals who have guns.

Fuck this gun control meme lads
>>
>>79510782
Thank you for your service. I'm still not entirely sure what you do though.
>>
>>79510777
I really dont get why everyone here hates the greens. convince me anon.
>>
i havent been following

can i get some quick facts as well as the number seats won by greens and one nation to trigger a hippie friend of mine

also if some posts a good recap OP should add it to the next thread info for new comers
>>
>>79510442
No we're not you stupid faggot, and Trump is a fucking Jew.
>>
>>79510834
>the seat of goldstein

Oy vey
>>
>>79510602
Pre polling in Hawthorn auburn rd/Riversdale rd.

All of the lower house candidates were there, the vibe was chill and everyone was talking. Josh was shitting himself though, it looked like he had not slept in 3 days.

Where did you vote phlam?
>>
>>79510793
I knew we should have called that electorate Robin.
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>>79510782
fuck off
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>>79510589
>mfw going to vote
>see a queue
>must be polling station
>line up
>eventually make it to the front
>mfw it's the club where Hex is
>>
>>79510589
I have had a drink with Hex, was getting cosy but was interrupted by a rude cunt.
>>
>>79510201
LDP is only last in 1st prefs, there is a LOT of counting yet to be done.
>>
>>79510777
It's a labor seat, doesn't really matter who gets it
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>>79510829
>>79510851
looks like labs still might barely have it though
>>
>>79510869
Communist party.
>>
>>79510857
Your mother is a false flag
>>
NEW THREAD
>>79510923
>>79510923
>>79510923
>>
>>79510814
don't blaspheme lord Kek's name
>>
>>79510766
Just have the data delivered directly by bullet trains into your computer
>>
>>79510782
oink oink
>>
>Wayne Swan kept his seat

Thank fuck. At least SOMEONE who knows how to balance a budget is still in the house.
>>
>>79510589

she was so gorgeous with a bit of chub in her cheeks. Still a qt now, but fuck skellies.
>>
>>79510552
The great thing is green voters like you lose.
>>
>>79510793
Libs preference to Labour there, not quite as bad as it looks
>>
>>79510867
Its best you dont know
>>
>>79510624
what, you mean two special forces guys?
>>
>>79510793
Calm down
>>
>>79510989
>>79510989
>>79510989
new thread
>>
>>79510867

If the guy who shot an environmental worker for trespassing did it in America he would a national hero.
>>
>>79510879
>greens
O N E S E A T
N
E

S
E
A
T

That should be enough to trigger him.
>>
>>79510886
Voted at Peel St in Kew. Did it last time at Auburn/Riversdale as I thought it would be less busy than on the Uni campus. Ended up being harassed the entire time by some Greens faggot because I have a beard.
>>
>>79510623
>So if Tones was still in, held the election in September and went hard on nationalism/defense

Let's be fair here, the Turnbull government HAS NOT CHANGED its positions on nationalism/border controls from the Abbott government. We currently have a minister who basically said that refugees are criminals and illiterate on the national TV.
>>
>>79510941
abc are left wing knob suckers, what would you expect them to predict?
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>>79510772
>>
>>79509116

They turned off their computers for green energy.
>>
>>79510869

breathing clear oxygen and drinking clean water is for poofs
>>
>>79510793
>George Souris
>>
>>79509566
American. they call their country the melting pot, we call it the septic tank
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>YFW surrounded by greenies irl and have to hide your powerlevel, except for election day in the privacy of your boothe.
>>
>>79509935
Ah ya fuckin ledg m8. I look forward to you guys elections
>>
>>79510869
Look up any of their economic policies, any of their policies regarding immigration, or even just watch the leader of the greens talk for more than a minute. You'll quickly understand why the greens are hated.
>>
>>79510589
She looks just like a chick I fingered in a nightclub once
>>
>>79510104
MODS
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>>79511052
hahah, greens in kooyong/higgins are so arrogant.

My mum and dad voted at Swinburne today. Apparently there was no one(literally 0 people in the line there Vs Hawthorn West near Bridge Rd which had a 40min line), upside: Zero line for snags #delicious
>>
>>79509002
the 1 per-seat
>>
>>79511528
Kinda surprised that Swinburne is empty poll wise. Then again barely anyone living there is Australian.
>>
Why is Shorten speaking as if they just won the election?
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>>79510990
>the treasurer most approved by globalists
>keep spending little swanny keep on spending you good goy
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>>79510202
>>
>>79509603
>>79509752
>>79509809

>getting rid of basically the only anti-statism party from a position where they could potentially block overreaching big government bills


y-yeah... based prebull... i gotta go now it's my government mandated naptime before I go back to the mines to dig coal with my bare hands...
>>
>>79510782
can i kiss you on the mouth with my hairy bumhole?
>>
>On Jewbook
>Check what normies are saying about the election.
>Pauline Hanson got elected. Democracy not working guys!

Dude. This is exactly how democracy works. Suck it up leftie.
>>
>>79511202
Haha right? Fuckin Melbourne man. Gotta pretend to be a socialist basically
>>
>>79513042
>pretending to be a socialist
C U C K
U
C
K
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>>79510589
i finger thrashed that shiela so fuckn hard m8 she popped her cheery, cunt. It tasted eggcellent.
>>
>>79513042
Don't pretend to be something you're not you cuck faggot.
>>
>>79513522
Hey man. I may be a cuck faggot but Im not a socialist
>>
>>79510104
>People like you actually being allowed to vote (or will be).
.__.
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