NO SHORTEN FOR JORDAN EDITION
>laugh at jordan getting mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM_Tyxo8ow8
>live coverage
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
>follow results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2016/jul/02/live-australian-election-results-track-the-votes
>Install extraflags mod
google: extra flags for 4chan
cvck mods filtered the link
73 for libs and 4 more seats available
hung parliament confirmed
Do the Liberals now have a mandate to privatise Medicare?
Labor ran a whole campaign about the Liberals privatising it and the Liberals still won. Seems like a pretty clear mandate to me.
YFW HUNG PARLIAMENT
>>79505241
the gypsy is correct
>>79505076
Will Turnbull step down as leader I fucking hate that globalist, muslim loving cuck.
O H S H I T
S H O T S F I R E D
labor getting kekd hard
Can we fucken get rid of Indiands and chinks please?
Where were you when WWE got their first seat in an official governing body?
>>79505268
Of course not. The Libs have denied all along that they were going to do this
Tfw labor won't win
>>79505273
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>MUH SWINGS MUH PREFERENCES MUH SWINGS MUH PREFERENCES
sick of these fucking buzzwords
>>79505343
If its hung, labor wins
>>79505330
Thank you based SA.
MAKE WRESTLING REAL AGAIN!
>>79505295
Could this lead to him stepping down?
>>79505076
>>79505364
Good post
>>79505241
Libs should win all 4 tbqh, pre-polls/postals always favour conservatives
>>79505268
How do you even privatise medicare?
You could never make a profit out of it
>>79505330
finn balor chaneeling his inner demon
>yfw you realise if Penny Wong was a Liberal, she'd be Penny White
>>79505389
turnbull will never listen to pissants like bolt
>yfw it's 72-73
>>79505295
He's not wrong. I guarantee Tones returns to the helm with 1-2 years.
>privatising medicare
>killing bulk billing
>destroying the NBN
Why exactly does /pol/ like L/NP?
>>79505268
Liberals have a mandate to means test Medicare
See the IPA 75 plans and ctrl f medicare
The IPA dictate Liberal policy
>>79505389
nah he would only resign if libs lost 15+ seats
>>79505434
>yfw labor convinces all 5 ind and green seats to go for them
>77-73
I WANT PREPBULL GONE AND BASED TONES BACK!! TONY ABBOTT MAY HAVE BEEN AN IDIOT BUT AT LEAST HE WASN'T A MUSLIM LOVING KEK!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is Penny Wong half asian or full asian?
>>79505372
Everyone here hates Labor for not being racist enough
>>79505372
its just negative gearing, when they inherit everything this generation will be the richest ever.
labor also want to increase immigration by more than double.
and they support the green communist party
>>79505372
They're outnumbered by old people afraid of brown and Asian people.
>>79505372
Because its not the young voting, its those who already have everything in place. And a lot of the younger people vote for who they are told to vote by their parents, who yet again have shit sorted and vote liberals.
>>79505372
they're thugs and socialists
givem an inch, they'll take a mile
>>79505458
They fell for the "deregulated markets are good for everyone" meme.
>>79505460
>mandate
>barely able to form govt
>>79505489
all rugmuncher
hey, LD voter here. does a hung parliament give me a gf? asking for a friend. thanks ;_;
Has anyone found Australian Chloe? This must meme.
>>79505457
Bullshit,. It won't happen. See that book a few posts above? Read it.
>>79505489
who cares, she's a dyke
>>79505458
Enemy of my enemy
/auspol/ has decided labor are too liberal now and are pandering to the left and sjws. So libs are in by default
>prepbull hated
>tones hated
>no 3rd option
LIBERAL PARTY IS BTFO NEXT ELECTION AND THIS ONE TOO
GOODBYE TONY AND PREPBULLL
GOODBYE
>NO SHORTEN FOR JORDAN
NO SHORTEN FOR JORDAN
>NO SHORTEN FOR JORDAN
NO SHORTEN FOR JORDAN
>NO SHORTEN FOR JORDAN
NO SHORTEN FOR JORDAN
>>79505416
privatise way more effort than its worth. you'd essentially have to hand over billing control to the health funds, and i dont think they want any part of GP/pathology.
>>79505457
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF THOSE NIGGER LOVING MUSLIM FUCKING LABOR COMMUNISTS WIN IM FUCKING DONE
>>79505416
you leave the government running it but outsource parts of the implementation, e.g. liberals were looking at outsourcing the payments system.
So basically we all fucking lost tonight, except for the fact that Pauline Hanson gets her party's foot in the door (just about the only good thing about tonight)
JUST FUCK MY COUNTRY UP SENPAI
3 YEARS ABOUT TO BE WASTED
DD A TOTAL DISASTER SUCK SHIT TURNBULL YOU FUCKER
>>79505560
>Liberal Democrat voter
Oh so you're the other one.
>>79505295
And this is before the senate results come through.
>Derryn Hinch will be a senator
wut
>>79505574
Red pill me on the downfall of Tones.
>>79505223
damn muh dick
MUSLIMS GET THE FUCK OUT OF AUSTRALIA WHY THE FUCK IS A MUSLIM LOVER GOING TO BE OUR PM FUCK THIS SHIT NIGGERRR REEEEEEEEEEEE
when do the stats on the number of informal votes get released?
>>79505458
gay marriage
shorten said that he would have a mandate to just pass if if he got a majority
>>79505458
>>destroying the NBN
both labor and liberal are responsible for destroying the nbn.
>>79505535
Based nazi telling it like it is
Neocons convinced middle australia that its good for them that companies save money on tax and hire migrants KEK
Middle class cucks
>>79505663
another ldp reporting
>>79505458
>falling for mediscare
>needing a 100mbps connection to torrent your chinese cartoon porn
pay for your own shit
>>79505660
WAAHH YEAH THATS RIGHT SUCK
>>79505574
i see no book, what are you referring to?
What happens in Coalition end on 75 and Lab+Independents end on 75 too?
>>79505650
whats wrong with you cunt
>>79505708
Usually a day or two later.
>>79505694
>media constantly runs hitpieces on him
>shitcunt party sends him out
DAILY REMINDER TONE DID NOTHING WRONG AND THIS ELECTION WOULD HAVE BEEN WON WITH HIM AT THE WHEEL
>>79505076
LOOK AT THE AEC WEBSITE LDP BTFO AND LOSING THEIR SEAT GG.
PREDICTIONS????
Will Shorten remain opposition leader who will replace him I want Labor to return to a party that doesn't pander to SJWs
>>79505718
It has to work in the first place to be destroyed. Never trust NBN
>>79505704
Wait a sec.
>yfw because parliament can't get shit done, they can't increase the number of shitskins coming in
BASED KRYSTAL WANTS YOU TO VOTE LNP
>>79505768
Nothing gets fucking done for another three years.
Pauline Hanson is in the senate
>>79505795
They'll put Pleberisk in for muh women votes.
even if the libs get a majority the senate still looks like it will be a mess
>>79505698
>tfw nothing to offer the world except farming skills, manual labour and a laptop of hot women that has gotten me banned 4 times already
MEDICARE BTFO
>>79505782
Fuck where lad?
>tfw they giggled when he said the liberal democrats got a few percentages
Fuck you ABC
>>79505795
Will Shorten is an Olympic Shot-putter
>>79505795
They have to get rid of him surely? He's such an unlikable weasel, he has to go.
Also, moobs.
>>79505694
There's a bit too it, but he was out of touch totally with his parliamentary colleagues. He would not listen to anyone, other than his Chief of Staff Peta Credlin, who had him wrapped around her finger. He was so weak, she walked all over him.
Of course, there's other stuff as well, such as the Knighthood for Prince Phillip.
The book is a great read. I recommend it.
>>79505827
But who takes government? Does it just default back to whoever was last in?
>>79505821
AYOOO HOL UP
NONE OF YOUR ARCHAIC REFORMS WILL EVER MAKE IT THROUGH THE SENATE BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
KILL YOURSELVES NEO CON SHITLORDS
>>79505790
lib win
these also lib wins:
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDivisionPage-20499-162.htm
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDivisionPage-20499-237.htm
gg, liberals win
>>79505822
is she desperate enough to fuck on film yet?
>>79505909
>b-but they're not b-b-biased
>>79505775
Dream on mate
>>79505476
Katter went LNP last time even when it'd get him nothing. He'd need some real crazy demands to be met to go Labor.
NXT might be interesting. Could see him swinging either way but anything he gets would further cement him in the state which neither major party would want.
>>79505735
I don't need 100mbps connection, what I need is a good quality connection that doesn't drop out all the time and go pinging like this shitty copper garbage.
>le just pay telstra $50,000 to wire fiber to ur home if u need it xDXD xP
>>79505795
Shorten and Turnbull have to go. Fuck these 2 shitcunts.
>>79505822
more?
>>79505822
Man that takes me back, that poor bogan cunt trying to resist.
>>79505822
who this yo
Double dissolution was a mistake
WE NEED TO KEEP OUR SPIRITS UP.
I BELIEVE WE CAN WIN LADS.
>>79505391
jesus, you spent money on that book from that demented bitter harpie?
>have mouth ulcer
>eating vegemite on toast
FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>79505295
>Abbott would have won
I guess we should applaud news corp for their progressive stance on employing the mentally retarded
>>79505795
Will Shorten is a paralympic diver m8
>they gave their green party a seat
>>79505782
>>79505899
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateResultsMenu-20499.htm
all ogre now.
>>79505915
yeah, either tanya or albo will replace him
>>79506002
Should try tomato sauce on a pie
TRUE PAIN
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS GOING ON?
>pic unrelated
>>79505976
sure
>>79505795
Sorry they're never going back
>>79505735
ah yes the old "every citizen can afford to string fibre direct to their home" meme
>>79505782
You have no idea how preference flows in the senate work, you're basing it all entirely on first preferences like the little cuck you are.
>>79505974
but you were getting a decent connection
you don't need fibre to the home unless you're a business, in which case yet you could pay for last mile internet
>>79506029
>they made Merkel their leader
>>79505921
Cheers m8.
>>79505975
TURNBULL NEEDS TO GO HOSTING DINNER FOR MUSLIMS FUCKING KEK!!!!!!!
ONE NATION WILL GET 2 SENATE SEATS IN QLD, 1 IN NSW, 1 IN WA, AND POSSIBLY 1 IN SA AND TAS
HAPPENING
>>79505822
wew clean that boobie
>>79506043
hoping for albo
>>79506043
If it's Tanya, the Labor party is dead and buried
>>79505915
I think I know that chick, it's Alice, right?
>>79506002
for your pain
>>79506048
>>79506048
why do you have this?
>>79506091
Thanks for the ass. Saved.
>>79505960
Everyone laughs at libertarians. Even /pol/ laughs at libertarianism. It's the most effective system, the most proven system, the most researched system besides Marxism, and still absolutely zero respect and giggles from Penny Wong.
Fuck everything
Fuck ABC
>>79505822
>>79506048
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON?
>>79506102
BASED
>>79506142
thanks m8
>>79506026
hi /cric/
>>79505768
Katter (independent) tells Malcolm he wants to bring back tariffs, no foreign buying, the death penalty and sinking asylum seeker boats at sea (with all hands onboard) and Malcolm nods meekly and becomes PM.
>>79506167
Based Krystal lad
who /bbau/ here?
>>79506148
Is she the big brother chick from years back?
>>79506167
Krystal, trash name for a trash person.
>>79506061
every citizen doesnt need fibre to the home
you torrenting shit is not a genuine need for fibre internet
absolute waste of money. I got a FTTP connection and had a 100mbps plan for 1 month. Then dropped it to 25 and it works fine. That's a speed FTTN could deliver, at a fraction of the cost.
https://discord.gg/7RjR8
Bring the bantz boyz
>>79506167
The sitting Member for Eden-Monaro
>>79506165
>redefine poverty
>get new results
WTF? I HATE REGULATED MARKETS NOW
>>79505991
>>79506167
krystal forscutt
>>79505795
Labor has no justification of removing Shorten after Labor's performance in this election.
>>79506079
>decent connection
>drops out constantly and ping spikes every 30 seconds
>sometimes 5,000ms ping for hours at a time
>sometimes dl speed drops to 0.2mbit for hours at a time
I sure am loving this decent connection.
>>79506233
I'd trash her cunt, with my cock, if you know what I'm getting at.
>>79506241
>discord
>>79505915
>>79506141
actually no, Mel Z. Please confirm op
>>79506165
Chile has one of the longest working hours and highest inequality ratings in the World. Everything comes at a price. Do not fall for the "self-regulated markets" meme, you will become another US with food stamps and homeless everywhere.
post yfw hung parliament but greens join labor and win election
So which state gave the greens a seat?
>>79506237
>every citizen doesnt need fibre to the home
>I got a FTTP connection but I don't want anyone else to have one lol
surely you should just get rid of it then and go back to mobile wireless then, seeing as you don't need it? :^)
5G is right around the corner :^) :^)
>>79505822
Gaelan was such a faggot. He could have fucked her in the ass live on TV and he didn't make a move.
>>79505694
It was 2015
>>79506337
Cucktoria
>>79506262
>>79505795
Barstards were calling Labor to lose today, while people were still voting
>>79506237
SHILL SHILL SHILL
>>79506318
Impossible. They don't have the seats required.
>>79506337
lelbourne, of course
>>79506287
I completely agree with you, i'd dick the fuck out of her but word of mouth is she was a fucking horrible person in private life.
>>79506337
Literally seat of Melbourne
>>79506318
>yfw Greens join Liberals for ultimate trolling
>>79506318
we'd be seeing more of these types around
>>79506318
>>79506337
Lelbourne cbd homos
>>79506318
>mfw
>>79506318
>>79506237
>25mbps is all you will ever need, citizen
fuck off, commie
>>79505732
and another #1
>>79506233
>Krystal
hnnnnnnnnnng muh dick
www.tubegalore.com/out/?l=YTo5OntzOjE6ImMiO2k6MDtzOjM6InNpZCI7aToxNjtzOjM6ImlpZCI7aToxO3M6MjoiaXQiO3M6MjoidGMiO3M6MzoiZ2lkIjtzOjk6IjEyMzQ5MjY2MiI7czo0OiJrd2lkIjtpOjA7czo0OiJjc2lkIjtzOjI6IjQxIjtzOjM6InBvcyI7aToxO3M6MjoicnMiO2k6MTE7fQ==&c=1cb8e2e4&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pornhub.com%2Fview_video.php%3Fviewkey%3Dph55edbcfa70930%26utm_source%3DPBWeb%26utm_medium%3DPT%26utm_campaign%3DPBWeb
GO BASED CHRIS UHLMANN
>Hendy you muppet!!!
>>79506318
HAHAHHAHAHA SUCK SHIT YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTS
lgbtq has one once again and thank god bigots wont be in control and muslims can finally come to australian shores
finally stupid bigotted aussies will join the rest of the world and go forward into the future hate free
>>79506318
>>79506318
>a repeat of 2010
Oh God no...
>>79506337
Victoria, who else?
>>79506337
Victoria and they might actually steal the Port of Melbourne seat too
on the other hand, Victoria also looks to be the only state where Labor has lost a seat to the Libs
>>79506305
No idea mate, sorry.
just got home
whos winning?
>>79506237
>That's a speed FTTN could deliver, at a fraction of the cost
Costs have blown out to almost 60b, which is far more expensive than the 40b-odd the FTTP rollout was modeled for (and would have achieved)
Prepbull's cooked "counterfactual" meme figures don't count faggot don't even try it
>>79506406
But that's a guy.
>>79506482
Who?
>>79506353
i'll say it again. you do NOT need everyone paying for you to illegally download game of thrones and your chinese cartoon collection
WA RAD OTHERS MAD
WA RAD OTHERS MAD
WA RAD OTHERS MAD
WA RAD OTHERS MAD
>>79506479
wut
Kek blesses this post for right wing death squads though.
>>79506315
Chile has great class mobility. What are you talking about you stupid fucking kraut.
Nothing wrong with working a lot. South Koreans do it too.
What happened...? did labor win...?
>>79506430
nice url m8
>>79506479
>One (1) seat
Barnaby
>Dem eyes
@79506479 (you)
>>79506479
>>79506337
JUST
>>79506509
No one, hung Parliament. Literally no one wins.
>>79506406
moar of that girl?
>>79506359
>thinking they didn't fuck
Lol
>>79506457
WE WUZ POLITISHUNS N SHEEIT
>>79506509
>Hung
Well hung.
>>79506564
Cocaine
>just
>>79506479
YOU FORGOT YOUR IMAGE
>>79506538
not an argument faggot, try again
why should the taxpayer have subsidised your internet connection if you're so vehemently against it?
LDP will most likely get the last seat in NSW because all the preferences dropping out before them will preference them ahead of One Nation.
>>79506578
>@79506479
Back to Twitter.
>tfw no qt3.14 Tony Windsor
>>79506586
this seems... improbable
>>79506406
young julie bishop.
>>79506530
lolno
>>79506589
>girl
>it's a Bolt gets super butthurt about Turnbull episode
http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/comments/malcolm_turnbull_you_are_finished/
So what's the latest news?
Where are Barny's qt daughters?
>>79506165
Lol, eat a dick Leslie
NEVER
EVER
GETTING
ELECTED
Was a hung parliament the best possible outcome we could get?
>>79506600
>She don't lie
>She don't lie
Barnaby, you funny bastard!
>>79506647
I stand corrected. She needs longer hair.
>>79506479
Based Barnaby is stoked
>>79506650
mediocre meme
>>79506647
fuck me dead lads
>ywn fuck this girl
>>79506666
devilish
>>79506609
I hope he's out - the back stabbing snake
>One Nation will literally have more seats than the Greens
Hippies BTFO
>>79506546
Thank you for ensuring Labor/ Greens win.
>>79506632
:^)
>>79506594
I know people who are friends with Gaelan, and I've met him on a couple of occasions. They didn't.
>>79506647
fugg, 10/10 lad.
>>79506659
Out bangin the cousins.
>Bould damns
Malheeb is cooked tßh, my guess is Jewlee Bishop next
>>79506731
>merely pretending
>>79506422
>wants everyone else to pay more for his internet
>won't pay for it himself
>calls ME a commie
yeah, sure, w/e
>>79506666
>hung parliament confirmed
>>79506647
Name?
>74-68
Are we gonna make it?
>>79506647
Name? ASL?
>>79506721
they're not getting any, the fuck you going on about
>>79506114
http://www.news.com.au/national/federal-election/anthony-albanese-shakes-off-election-jitters-with-swift-moves/news-story/22bf82bb238050684ce98b11693b5b8b
>>79506267
i meant FTTN
76
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>>79506640
As in you and I lose no matter who we voted for, its going to be 3 years of nothing getting passed, no progress, no jobs growth or economic progression.
WE ALL LOSE.
2 MORE SEATS OUT OF 3
>>79506666
its all ogre skript kiddy
go home to mommy
>>79506789
No. It's over.
Labor wins.
>>79506479
Feeling don't have a place in politics mate
Fuck Barnaby is really going
>>79506764
>Calls a DD on some dumb union shit
>Doesnt mention it at all in the 30 week campaign
>Loses seats because he just pissed everyone off for making them vote for some dumb shit
B
T
F
O
PREPBULL IS FINISHED
NO REPUBLIC OF AUSTRALIA FOR PRESIDENT PREPBULL
JUST A SAD OLD MAN
>>79506793
Pauline is confirmed in. Most likely at least one other.
>>79506804
We're all soldiers now
>74-68
74-68
>74-68
74-68
>74-68
74-68
Is Malcom our version of Jeb! ?
What do I do AUS/POL/ I didn't enrol to vote. Should I expect a $180 fine or can I register now and avoid it?
>>79506102
one nation won't get shit in WA.
Labour have the Nationals in their top 6 in their senate how to vote so Nats will get the 12 seat.
Libs 5, Labor 4, Greens 2, Nats 1
>>79506814
Better than labor/greens getting in cunt where we become Australistan
The six uncounted seats pic related and their current leaders.
Looks like liberal/national dominance
