Holy fucking shit .
http://www.alo.rs/turski-imam-suspendovan-zbog-krastavca-u-guzi/58533
Sorry if the translation is a bit off:
>COMPLETE CHAOS
>Imam is suspended for pleasuring himself with a cucumber.
>The Turkish imam has been suspended because a doctor's report has been leaked, the doctors report says "small pieces of cucumber" were found in his rectum.
>The imam (39) has been suspended from the local directorate for religion, after the doctors report showed the reason for the pains in his stomach and bleeding rectum.
>The diagnosis was that: "the bleeding from the anus was caused by a foreign object"
>After the report "saw the daylight" there was a big fuss about it in Turkey. The event was considered a crime, because the medical details of the patient had been leaked.
>"We do not know what is happening with the official investigation against the imam, but his suspension is unacceptable." Says Ardil Bajram Sahin, member of the chamber.
>"Breaking the rules in this way can prevent people with special sexual needs, especially those in public service, of seeking medical help when they need to." He added.
Lol jebo ga krastavac
>>79503863
Islam is Islam, and Islam says fags are haram.
>>79503863
top fucking kek. No wonder faggots love islam
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>>79503863
Hold on.
Which vegetable fucked which vegetable?
Cucumbers are pretty good for slipping up the bum, but how in the fuck do you leave pieces of them in there?
Islam is next-level retarded.
Stories like this are why I made this drawing. This isn't a comic or a meme, this is a literal portrayal of 75% of Muslim men worldwide.
>>79507902
Presumably he shattered the cucumber.
Was he fantasising about Trump?
>>79509242
>cucumber
>shatter
well then
Maybe it fits in with the whole blowing things up doctrine.
>>79508667
It's spelt "got" not "goat" you retarded moron.
You should be ashamed of yourself, you're a native speaker for fuck's sake !
