>someone brings up the lolocaust
>burst out laughing
fuck you /pol/ how am i supposed to explain this
Say you were thinking of a funny joke someone told you. Or just try not to be an autist.
>>79503165
>laughing at the holocaust
wow, so immature, did you also laugh when you were young and your mom read you Hans Christian Anderson stories?
>>79503165
just laugh it off
obviously
>>79503250
that only flies once senpai
>>79503335
how can you not laugh when people unironically start talking about ss uniforms made from jewish hair?
>>79503335
>>79503335
It's Hans Christian Andersen you fucktard
>>79503165
tell them you just remembered you left the oven on
I fucking love "le 4chan is the darkest place of the internet xd" meme. I wish it'd make a come back
>>79503165
>>79503165
>>79503165
>>79503520
and that's just the shitty ones that got caught.
>>79503576
wow, so immature, did you also laugh when you were young and your mom read you Hans Christian Andersen you fucktard?
Better now faggot?
>>79503165
you should check /pol/ rabbi xD
>>79503165
i always do this and i say its was 60000000000 you antisemits
>>79504067
fake photo.
Hans Muslim Andersen.
>>79503883
Can someone verify these passages as legitimate? Are these really buried in the modern, common forms of Jewish scripture? Are these really still followed, or will Jews play the "old testament' card and say they no longer follow them? Or are they made up entirely like the Muslim version I saw.
>>79503463
>ss uniforms made from jewish hair
>>79503165
Im banned from the museum of tolerance since some lady they had there during a fieldtrip told us that nazi soldiers would be waiting at maternaty wards and when the jewbaby was born they would throw them out the window.
and I have no idea why but that was the funniest shit to edgy teen me.
laughed my ass off and i had to go see a therapist for some odd reason.
which made me hate jews even more.
but yeah.
>>79504937
>laughs in the face of people discussing baby murder.
>had to see therapist for 'some odd reason'
I think the reason is pretty clear, anon. Therapists are a meme but still you can't be publicly laughing at baby murder, whether or not it's true.
Sometimes you just keep your power level hidden for your own good.
>>79503165
twitter was a mistake
>>79503165
Is he real?
>pic related
>>79505163
>you can't be publicly laughing at baby murder
YOU can't
Is this a troll account or is he being trolled?
>>79503165
I wonder if eventually he'll become an antisemite from browsing for so long
>>79505426
>>79505340
Actually, I can laugh at whatever I want. Soon we'll be getting gender neutral government IDs, so if anyone tried to hassle me about hatespeach, I'll whip out my tolerance card and point to the gender part where it says
[ ] M
[ ] F
[X] X
>>79505311
Yeah I've been trolling this kike for quite sometime now..
>>79505426
I think it's meant to be satirical, not a troll. You're supposed to know that it's obviously a joke.
>>79503683
Fuck you
>>79505572
No he's really here's his back up
>>79503165
>deepest darkest corners of the internet
>blue board
???
>>79505701
Retweeted this recently .. OYY VEYY
>>79505572
it is perfectly socially acceptable to make holocaust jokes in israel. stay cucked, goyim.
>>79505799
SHUT. IT. DOWN.
>>79503335
>wow, so immature,
really makes you think.
>>79505757
That's 8/pol/ not 4/pol/
8/pol/ is blue by default
why dont modern america have these highly efficient chairs?
>>79505848
How often do you go on shoah patrols kikebro?
>>79503165
holy shit that pic
>>79505951
i'm patrolling right now, kid.
reported to shoa police.
>>79505564
Kek
>>79503165
Almost got banned from the jewish museum berlin because i couldn't handle the meme level.
It was just too much for me
>>79505951
>empty streets.
fighting phantom antisemites in a ghosttown, it was real in his mind.
>>79505951
wait, thats a real account? I thought that was satire. holy shit
>>79503165
That explains the butthurt replies I get every now and then on /vg/
>>79505701
>Tel Aviv
>>79503165
Why? Do you laugh when some one brings up lords of the rings to?
>>79506200
That's auschwitz.
>>79506209
Pretty sure it's fake
>>79503520
>iceberg
>berg
>>79506071
B-but I'm a good goy...
>>79505701
Is this JIDF or a lone Jew internet superhero
>>79505757
He must be using yotsuba b, like the master race
>>79503165
yolocaust
>>79505701
This cannot be real
>>79505824
That statistic is more reason to hate Jews. I wonder if he realizes this.
>>79505864
So is this also a parody account?
I honestly cant tell anymore who is jewing who.
>>79506342
so he's fighting "nazi" ghosts "in the streets" in hoaxwitz? oy vey.
>>79506030
>masturbation machines
>cruelty
>totally not the wet dream of 99% of boys
>>79504473
If you care so much just google every phrase and see if something comes up
>>79506606
Think so.. judging by his followers
>>79506901
It's fake, two digits IQ confirmed
Just say that it was mathematically impossible for 6 million Jews to die in the gas chambers and then be cremated with the amount of crematoria the Germans had. Then say that maybe the Jews should allow people to actually look into the holocaust instead of peddling it for money and political standing.
if they ask how it's mathematically impossible:
Auschwitz had 49 furnaces for cremation
original number of Jews murdered at Auschwitz was 4 million
the average time for cremation today is about 2 hours depending on body mass
with those things in mind
4m / 49 = A (average amount of bodies each furnace needed to burn)
(A * 2 hours) / 24 = the amount of days required to burn all 4 million Jews
Note: This would take 18 years alone, or 9 years if you can pull out your ass that maybe the Nazis had some super furnaces that only took half the time. The war didn't last that long.
>>79503335
>muh 6 gorillion gypsies
>>79507002
Don't forget to pick up my book goy!
>>79503883
I found 3) "ר' יוחנן עובד כוכבים שעוסק בתורה חייב מיתה שנאמר"
I can't find 1, maybe I don't understand to old hebrew or something
http://www.sefaria.org/Sanhedrin.59a?lang=en
I care less for searching more, those quotes are not surprising desu
Of the 2 million Jews controlled by Hitler in Europe, 6 million were executed leaving around 5 million survivors.
Really makes you think.
>>79504473
A lot of these are made up and the rest are out of context. Reading the Talmud is like reading a gigantic collection of law cases. Some arguments in it are intentionally stupid or immoral so the other party can challenge them easily, like lying to goyim or diddling kids.
>>79507587
You must be a new recruit to the shoah battalion shlomo
>>79505701
>Pro Israel
>Enemy of the right wing
>>79507873
No, fuck them
>>79505799
Communism is a religion now?
>>79508982
>the prophet
>the cult
>the unprovable
>the faith
yes, a faith to destroy all other rival faiths for the goi.
>>79509108
That's it, I'm a #TrueJew now
>>79503165
Apologize and continue laughing.
>jews on cripplechin
>Herschel Lieberman
Dear Rabbi?
>>79503165
Maybe you shouldn't laugh at more than 8 million deaths next time you are in social situations, OP.
>>79506606
Yes, it is. His avatar is of Ephraim Mirvis, an Afrikaaner rabbi
>>79509839
i think you will find its 8 gorrillian deaths you fucking nazi
>>79505951
looks like its taken at Auschwitz
>>79509839
These people don't realise the value of 9 million lives
>>79505572
You are a fucking retard then.
>>79506030
context? wtf
>>79507099
>implying everyone died because of the free shower
Is this bait? Or literal autism? Please be the former
>>79503165
I love you Czechs. I really do.
I know that feel and have stopped fighting the urge to start laughing. It's pointless.
>>79512708
>xdDd didn't you know they also shot them and put them in mass pits
Yes faggot, at Treblinka. Auschwitz deaths came from the gas chambers.
>>79503165
> taking /pol/ bullshit seriously
how many young lives have been ruined by this chan?
>>79513376
>>79513634
>muh redpill
>muh secret society
> implying that's not part of the bullshit
>>79503165
>female coworker tells story happening in hamburg
>tell her that I am not surprised in the least since hamburg is full of degenerates
>she gives me this shocked look
>try to salage the situation
Always hide your power level.
>>79507879
So just your typical 2 faced kike
>>79503335
JIDF detected XD
>>79503165
The bluepill has been manufactured carefully, all hints of truth are dismissed with ease and explanation and retold as falsehoods.
It has been so made by the powers that be that people too deep cannot be saved. That is what happens when your mind is made by the media.
>>79503165
I'm Hershey, ask me anything.
>>79503165
>how am i supposed to explain this
just remember the 6 million, goy
>>79504200
>>79513263
>pick only what fits your opinion
Boy, there is a jew conspiracy, that explains everything right?
>>79506603
You do understand that these are parody accounts, right?
>>79503165
Stop being an autist.
If you sperg out in public because of an anime imageboard, you need professional help.
>>79505306
why do so many alt-right people follow him? the trs boys and common filth are both in the followers you know
>>79505824
Is this a troll account? Jews ALWAYS want to hide that they are the ones in power and control. Otherwise people learn and they get kicked out of every fucking country they infest as has happened countless times throughout history.
>>79506030
What are those masturbation machines supposed to look like?
I've never heard of them before.
>>79515999
This.
They got the got the protection of "peace and love" boomers and "love and me" millenials now. People so thick you could shoe them proofs and they still won't think any different.
This is not the camp you are looking for...
>>79503165
Had a discussion with people about it yesterday at a get together.
Instead of saying it never happened I just said the number was over estimated and laid out all the facts like death from disease, allied bombings and starvation in camps
All the misinformation in the books. And people who control Hollywood and make movies about it. How people claimed that they were in death camps but then come out as they were just lying
Stop being an autistic faggot who says it didn't happen when it did. Hitler disliked the jews but he didn't go out of his way to kill them just because. Jews died at his hands in camps etc yes but I don't think it was a systematic effort to eliminate them.
Rather ask questions and bring up evidence to question the claim of muh 69 garillion.
And to put the cherry on the top bring up Palestine and the genocide Jews did there.
>Tfw your normie friends agree and even a younger sibling of one of them does too and was actively involved in the conversation
>>79504473
1) B.T. Sanhedrin 59a makes only one mention of murdering goyim, see 3.
2) B.T. 'Abodah Zarah 26b:
>R. Abbahu recited to R. Johanan: 'Idolaters and [Jewish] shepherds of small cattle need not be brought up though they must not be cast in, but minim [idol priests of any confession], informers, and apostates may be cast in, and need not be brought up.
3) B.T. Sanhedrin 59a:
>R. Johanan said: A heathen who studies the Torah deserves death, for it is written, (Deut. 33:4) "Moses commanded us a law for an inheritance;" it is our inheritance, not theirs. Then why is this not included in the Noachian laws? — On the reading "morasha" [an inheritance] he steals it; on the reading "me'orasah" [betrothed], he is guilty as one who violates a betrothed maiden, who is stoned. An objection is raised: R. Meir used to say. Whence do we know that even a heathen who studies the Torah is as a High Priest? From the verse, (Lev. 18:5) "[Ye shall therefore keep my statutes, and my judgments:] which, if man do, he shall live in them." Priests, Levites, and Israelites are not mentioned, but men: hence thou mayest learn that even a heathen who studies the Torah is as a High Priest! — That refers to their own seven laws.
4, 5) Nothing in the Talmud even comes close to "Libbre David", and the format does not include the a/b distinction anyway.
6) B.T. Yebamoth 11b makes no mention of little girls.
7) No dice about "Shabouth Hag" either; H'ag HaShavuot is the Pentecost though.
8) Hilchot's are not part of the Talmud; they're part of the Mishneh Torah; the passage is paraphrased, but it exists in R. Avodat Kochavim 10:1.
>Accordingly, if we see an idolater being swept away or drowning in the river, we should not help him. If we see that his life is in danger, we should not save him. It is, however, forbidden to cause one of them to sink or push him into a pit or the like, since he is not waging war against us.
>To whom do the above apply? To gentiles. [...]
This is my favourite holocaust story... So touching.
>>79503335
Romanian sjw jidf. Nice
