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PAULINE RETURNS EDITION
>follow results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
>watch news coverage
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
>friendlyjordies streaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM_Tyxo8ow8
>Install extraflags mod to see states, areas others are in
Extra-Flags-for-4chan
>65-60
>>79499479
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0lMrFMYKv8
>66-60
And... it's over.
>>79499479
also friendlyjordies is a labor-cock-sucking-faggot
he used to be cool, not anymore
>installGreaseMonkey for Firefox, TamperMonkey for Chrome or ViolentMonkey for Opera.
>then download https://github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-int-/raw/master/Extra%20Flags%20for%20int.user.js
>then refresh pol
>66-60
libs have got this in the bag
>>79499589
>brony music
>>79499634
We need to win by at least 6 or else oh shit.
There must be liberal dominance.
BASED WA
>BASED QLD
BASED WA
>BASED QLD
BASED WA
>BASED QLD
BASED WA
>BASED QLD
>>79499787
Thank you east coast states for almost fucking the election up
Feels good to be West Australian.
>>79499721
the irony is on purpose, you had to be here for the experience mate
Who do I vote for if I want continued
Tell me /pol/ what is each party's stance on:
>Free health care
>Immigration
>Taxes
This is basically all I care about.
> tfw we can't even vote ourselves out of the EU because we're already independent
>>79499844
The one time everyone loves you is during the election counting. Tomorrow you're back to being a dirt miner.
>>79499680
Noice
>>79499847
so this is the power of half chan...
>>79499906
voting's closed mate
FUCK SHES GONNA LOSE HER SEATS LADS
BASED WA AND QLD HOLDING THE FUCKING LINE
>67-60
>>79499936
fuck off home cunt why are you back here
69...
>>79500013
HEIL SATAN
69-60 the fucking WA madmen
No /pol/ sticky for Australian Election, stay irrelevant Australia
>labor cannot win government
t. Barry Cassidy
Shut up, it's too early to call, don't get my hopes up you alcoholic bastard.
>>79499936
Actually, I think there's someone at ABC monitoring our threads. 8 chan gets you on the ASIO watch list.
So who could strike up a better deal with the new independent UK?
Labor or the Libs?
>>79500187
>Shut up, it's too early to call, don't get my hopes up you alcoholic bastard
It's over dude, Liberals were expected to win and they're going to.
>>79500187
>8 chan gets you on the ASIO watch list.
reeeeeeeeeaaaaalllyyyyyyy
>>79500187
>Actually, I think there's someone at ABC monitoring our threads.
It wouldn't surprise me. Every time there's an election on, a ton of Labor and Greens faggots suddenly appear out of nowhere to astroturf on this board. I'd bet the ABC and the Labor party are paying for shills.
>>79500026
for the election of course, my fellow ausbros
>>79500187
uh oh
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
FUCK FUCK NO NFOSFNUOFOGRET
TONE ON
>>79499479
So...did the good guys win?
RIP
Hung parliament. Democracy wins.
>>79500348
Our cuckservatives are going to win.
>>79499736
>we
What electorate are you the Coalition MP for?
>>79500348
at this point not only did they win they fucking mauled the cucks
>>79500348
no, one of the two bad guys won
Friendly reminder that because of Labour's performance it means that they will keep Bill Shorten on.
Kek.
>>79500348
no. WA fucked shit up again.
when will they just become an independent country.
Has Palmer United won yet lads?
Go Johnny Wong!
>>79500348
Cuckservatives. They took our guns but they stopped the boats. They did not stop the planes.
At least the crazies (greens) are not in power.
BASED TONE
Tone talking about his mum hahaha.
>>79500277
Hopefully
Get me those subs you piece of shit.
>>79500279
CP watch list.
>>79500315
One of the commentators said "stay comfy" after I posted that. Feeling watched.
Hey ABC staff!
>>79500419
Not a politician, just feeling a bit invested.
>>79500413
>>79500426
>>79500440
>>79500545
Bummer. Fucking leftists and cucks, man.
BASED MALC
>>79500510
which means us based libs keep winning
>>79500545
Should of let Gina nuke them
what went wrong?
>>79499644
>all i see on Facebook is his sponsored videos about how liberals are going to get rid of Medicare
>Turnbull goes on air to say he will not get rid of Medicare
>>79499479
You can't help but shitpost your own elections:
>Drug Law Reform
>Australian Sex Party
>The Arts Party
>Online Direct Democracy
>Socialist Alliance
>Vol. Euthanasia
>Socialist Equality Party
>Pirate Party
>Antipaedophile Party
>Consumer Rights No Tolls
>Australian Cyclists
>Marijuana (HEMP) Party
>Smokers Rights
I love you cunts.
I WANTED TO HEAR ALL OF BASED TONES ABC REEEEEEEEE
>this Libcuck faggot
Kek.
>>79500561
>CP watch list.
great, and all i did was click a link to a draw thread as a draw fag.
did not know that 8 chan was even more of a degenerate place than this.
So did One Nation get a seat?
>>79500655
he is and has always been a piece of shit
>69-63
>yfw cucked by labor at the last minute
IGNORE AEC LABOR FAGS
>IGNORE AEC LABOR FAGS
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>IGNORE AEC LABOR FAGS
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>IGNORE AEC LABOR FAGS
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>IGNORE AEC LABOR FAGS
Anyone see Alan Jones and James McGrath Fight on 7? They going at it bois.
>>79499479
2 threads now. FFS stop it!!
How do we know Pauline is returning?
CANT WAKE UP
>>79500774
3 threads
>>79500763
what? like physically?
>>79500561
>CP watch list.
Any evidence for this?
4chan should be on the list really
WHERE ARE THOSE MINOR PARTY SEATS REEEEEEEEEE
>>79500798
Polling well in Queensland.
>>79499680
Wait, mine fucked up. Where are the settings?
lads how are the meme parties going
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of baklava and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of artisinal baklava out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Di Natale to be prime minister and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well???? This is so fucked.
>Rise Up not doing good
Maybe next time?
TWO MORE
TWO MORE
Can they make a last minute comeback?
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW whose polling station didn't have a sausage sizzle
WILL MALCOLM LAST A FULL TERM?! I WANT TONY BACK!!!!!!!!
>>79500831
Nah Alan Jones said that the Liberals should be ashamed about the seat losses in Adelaide, and McGrath came back with you're a grub IDC what you think, you're bedwetter.
Pauline on Ch9 just said that One Nation expected to get two senate seats.
will eels beat the shark tonights?
>>79500814
Aaaahhh
>>79500912
I don't know this feel
>>79500900
Who is this cum slum?
>>79500912
That shit is just not democratic.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(CANT WAKE UP)
>>79500931
Nah mate
>>79500931
Fuck the Eels, they ruined this season with their cheating.
>>79500931
AhahahahahahHahHHHaha every time semi gets the ball he's booed harder than Roman Reigns at wm32.
>>79500545
1933, but the brits wouldn't let us.
>>79500838
>>79500561
this.
the vibe i got from my one visit to 8 chan was that they are really into satan and thats about it.
hell iv seen more (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) cp alerts here on 4chan than anywhere else
Seriously we need to nuke Melbourne.
>>79500912
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who didn't just vote early and stay comfy inside today
THE LIBERALS ARE GOING TO WIN. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. MEDICARE IS GOING TO SCRAPPED. I'M MEANT TO BECOME A WOMAN NEXT YEAR.
>>79500912
mate they were charging $2.50, they're fucking $2 at bunnings down the road its bloody unaustralian if you tell me
>>79500991
fuck you cunt
Eels are fucking beast mate
>>79500813
where do you go to check individual electorates?
>inb4 hurr durr messy bed
>>79500996
fuck really? im not watching it
i bet his wife lied
poor cunt.
Wyatt Roy BTFO
>>79501035
Kys
>>79499479
>that formatting
good to see you alive bingo anon, hope there's no expensive medical treatment you're after.
>>79500991
get fuckedyou dickhead cunt i will bash you
>>79500981
>after getting the vibe on this sub i am amazed we didnt do better?
jesus how insular can reddit possibly be?
Is Wyatt 'White Boi' Roy gonna pull it together?
pauline @ nine
getting the first taste of salt from /r/australia
>>79501043
Click "interactive map" or "electorates A-Z"
Can't say this ALP blob in Queensland surprised me at all...
>>79501063
i bet you're a tigers supporter
>>79501043
>the greens
for what purpose
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/list/?selector=QLD&sort=az
>11 in doubt
Newfag to voting here. What does this mean?
>>79501035
Where are the settings for extra flags? It won't come up for me.
Who should I support in this election?
>>79501003
Hey nigger we aint got no say on how you run your own affairs. Shit, we're the ones having to beg you to gain entry.
bill 'muh medicare' shorten BTFO once again
>>79501101
it is logan after all mate.
>>79501043
>on /pol/
>voting for the most blue-pilled party in Australia
What are you doing?
>>79501048
It's pretty sad desu, he's a really good player and they're giving him shit for following his dream of beating women and playing union.
one nation aiming for two seats
abc cucks just laugh
>>79500981
>people happily took our brochures
I took their brochures and I put them last.
>>79500876
Gib Gallipoli
will Libs man up and call another election since they can't pass the abcc
>>79501005
>>79500561
>>79500419
Do I need to visit just once or do i have to go there regularly to get on that?
fml that could very well explain why my application got declined
>>79501135
You installed tampermonkey and allowed the scripts first?
sohuld be top right of your browser friendo
>>79501093
One Nation probably did as well as The Greens in reality
Topkek
>>79501077
Come at me I'll fuck'n class ya.
>>79501124
Up the sharks cunt
>>79500981
70% of ABC journalists vote GREENS. That's right, 70 fucking percent. I don't even want to know what's going on at SBS.
>>79501136
Liberals to form government
LDP, One Nation, Shooters & Fishers in the Senate.
I like how the two shittest AFL teams are playing tonight because no one would want to watch them over the election
BY THE HAIR ON HIS CHEST
>>79501134
They're still counting the votes.
>>79501090
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
he's my MP, and he sped up our area getting connected to the NBN
he's done right by me personally, but he's a snake to Tones
May kek bless this final push for the Bull
OH SHIT WADDUP
72
72
72
>>79501204
no you wont dickhead
>>79501221
nobody watches that poofta sport anyway
>>79501206
oh even worse
I'm so sorry, enjoy being beaten tonight bud
>>79501223
>4 percent swing
>takes 62% of the vote
>>79501153
he stole the sign you pleb
>>79501223
>owns his seat with 62%
he can eat a 4% swing mate
>>79501198
Thanks. Here's hoping it worked.
Will Malcolm Turnbull make it through a full term?
>72
PREP THE BULL
>>79501093
It's amazing how redditors really think they're a good representation of the population.
72:64
H-here we go!
>>79501136
Liberal are our non-liberal party. Labor are our equivalent of the democrats.
Yeah, I know.
>>79501193
If you're not a regular, if you're not posting, if you haven't uploaded data, you're fine. LEA give a little leeway to curious kids checking if there's actually CP there.
GO XENO!
RIP MEDICARE
RIP NEETBUX
WE'RE ALL FUCKED AND GOTTA GET REAL JOBS NOW!
FUK
FUK
FUK
>>79501191
its 72 to 64, cut your losses and accept your loss labor cuckold, medicare isn't going anywhere
>>79501263
Have a look at the score super star
>>79501306
Tones coming back mate
Why is Xenophon so based lads?
>>79501259
this. fucken poofs
>>79500863
Restart the chan tab
Hung parliament?
PAULINE HANSON PLEASE HELP ME GET AN APPRENTICESHIP IM SICK OF BEING NEET!!
>>79501327
Go to uni owait that's going to be expensive asf too; tough shit tafe kid should've gone earlier.
>Libs gonna win
Should I kill myself or just wait until I get sick & cant afford treatment
I didn't vote.
What's the fine? $20?
Does votes coutn has to be 100% in order for the final results to be concluded?
At the moment is 51% and Labor is winning.
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseStateFirstPrefsByParty-20499-NAT.htm
>>79501134
not enough votes counted,
FIRST BREXIT
NOW
AUSTRALIAN MEDXIT
2% in but ON can win a senate seat in NSW wtf
>>79501359
centrism
obviously the real way to go
>>79501301
Works nicely
Post reddit butthurt faggots
Where's that guy from moldova
It's depressing as hell that Turnbull will pawn of the NBN back to Telstra as soon as he can. Internet infrastructure is literally back at square 1 in this country
>>79501327
im joining the navy next year, libs win is good for me
>>79501402
yes
>literally naming your party after yourself
pretty based
I've been right wing my entire life but it looks like the left are about to take over, fuckit, time to become a gibsmedat like every other cunt. Why the hell shouldn't I get free shit like every other entitled cunt.
>>79501337
9 has it pegged at lab in the front for what it's worth
>>79501397
>Still believing the medicare meme
You're a fucking idiot m8.
>>79501397
kys
Whatchya'll watchin?
>>79501415
>buying into labor propaganda
fuck off
>>79501402
$80
>>79501430
oh shit i might do that too
>>79501397
Just kill yourself, you useless piece of shit
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Channel 7 predicting HUNG PARLIAMENT:
75 to Liberals
70 to ALP
5 falling to minor parties.
>>79501421
Cheers. Suburb isn't there so the city will do.
>>79501430
If you can read Frog.
>>79501418
that's 2% in the house of reps
the senate is a different ballot system
>>79501397
I'm on autismbux and I can afford fucking insurance (mental health is better private)
Fucking minimum wage is more than autismbux
Flip burgers you lazy faggot
>>79501430
Why? Because they will send you off to an American fueled war?
>>79501397
get aids and infect as many libs as you can, give them a taste of their own medicine
>there is no medicine they can buy.
>>79501465
nice ill root ya
>>79501446
so does 7
>>79501470
WEW
E
W
>>79501470
Typical greens voter
>>79501446
WA is historically lib, lib win confirmed.
>>79501430
Can I join if I have diabetes I'm healthy now and it's controlled by diet but I got it from eating shit as a kid.
>>79501427
>I need more than 1mb/s for literally no reason
ok
>>79501402
$50, though you can just claim you voted and they won't even fine you, they have so many voting errors they don't even bother following up or anything.
>>79501474
Brb necking myself
>>79501477
ah fuckign not again
might as well make the independents emperors
>>79500863
you install greasemonkey
then you click on the install link that automatically puts the js file into greasemonkey/tampermonkey
then you refresh 4chan, approve access, then an options dialog comes up.
FOllow the webm on the site dude
the extra 4chanflags site. mods have it on spam filter list..
>greens win 1 (ONE) seat
>>79501430
im joining Army in december
libs win is good for me too.
>people actually believe turn-goldman sacs-bull won't literally pull the plug on medicare and neetbux
see you in about a years time when the medxit remorse kicks in
at least there will be a lot less australian shitposters online, we'll all be working
>>79501408
AEC only count confirmed seats, they're about 30 minutes behind. We've already gone through the Vic/Tas/NSW distress and have reached the WA elation. WA votes are being voted, surging the Lib/Nat vote.
>>79501477
You realise Greens may very well back liberals? They had talks, labor denounced them.
>>79501101
I live in there, I want to die
TAXI
>>79501504
>Flip burgers you lazy faggot
no u :^)
>>79501540
no lad
>>79501509
>navy
>going to war
>>79501446
9 has been so far behind from the start
>>79501314
Who are the 5 "Others" currently?
>>79501569
Got it working. Cheers for the info mate.
>>79501583
best greens result yet :^)
>>79501470
What a handsome and fine young man, probably has a massive cock and great shitposting abilities
wew lad
>>79501584
nice brother what as?
>>79501601
I've got the real autism
What about you?
71-65 well hung parliament here we cum
>>79501593
I've lived in both Rankin and Moreton, fucking bogans everywhere man
>>79501543
You are a fucking idiot if you think that Aussie internet speeds are fine as they are.
>>79501470
God damn
>>79501593
Logan is such a shithole.
get the fuck out, son
TIM TAMS
>>79501610
1 katter, 1 xenaphon, fuck knows what else.
>>79501550
>>79501402
>>79501464
$20 for first offense
$50 for subsequent offense
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Where muh nigs at
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>79501583
thats good for reps
>make yourself another cup of tea
> crack open a packet of tim tams
OPEN ANOTHER FUCKIN BEER
>>79501477
This is literally the best result, I love drama famalam
>>79501637
Rifleman because im a fucking idiot who likes running and lifting
>>79501647
72-65 now.
>>79501610
1 for Xenophon team.
Possibly 2 for one nation (we think)
Dunno the other 2, the others are hard to figure out, ABC isn't too clear.
>>79501677
Katter got one?
Okay, that leaves one unclear.
Is that guy from the qanda thread that said he'd been offered a job with Hansen if she won here?
>>79501430
We all just have to join the military and Australia will have the mpst powerful military in the world
How come everyone here is now suddenly wanting Labor to win?
>>79501638
Same. I have a full time job tho :^)
>>79501540
If it's Type 1 then is a No. Type 2, then you have 1 year to show that is controlled with medical report and referral.
TONY FOR PM
TONY FOR PM
TONY FOR PM
TONY FOR PM
Who /comfy/?
Who on suicide watch?
And who donkey here?
>>79501739
proper NBN senpai, libs have made a shocker of it
>>79501739
Leddit*
There's your answer
>>79501739
>Suddenly
kek old faggot wasted $20 a fortnight from his pension on Windsor's campaign
>>79501739
No one does
Who here /drunk/?
>>79501427
This is what pisses me off the most, ducking Telstra is gonna be squeezing the country's balls for another 4 years while we suffer with bullshit internet speeds
>>79501671
>Make yourself another cuppa and crack open another packet of Tim Tams
Don't mind if I do
>>79501739
NBN
>>79501723
haha nice, yeah i had rifleman as 1st pref bosun's mate as 2nd pref, got accepted for both but chose to go navy instead
>>79501739
turnbull under the direction of goldman sachs is privatising our medicare and taking away neetbux and the drugs for /pol/s delicious rightwing traps
>>79501753
Then why are you afraid of being unable to afford medical treatment?
Palmer's United Party
198 Votes NATION WIDE
Palmer on suicide watch eating Tim Tams until he OD's
>>79501739
leftists are always very outspoken even despite being a minority.
Dont think its everyone. It isnt. They just post more.
>>79501664
>baseless argument
>wahhhhh my porn isn't downloading quickly enough
>wahhhhh I can't torrent movies quickly enough
Are you older than 20?
anyone wanna play a quick vidya while this shit draws to a close?
Is this going to be the most meme parliament ever?
>Hung parliament
>Greens
>One Nation
>NXT
>Independents
>Senate to be even more of a clusterfuck
>>79501772
I'm stressin out man, this is intense.
>>79501499
yes but cant you make some predictions for the senate from the total vote numbers?
>>79501755
Cheers it's type 2 I knew I fucked up getting it and when I finally got healthy I wanted to join the navy but my hopes were dashed.
>>79501775
I'd rather have fucking dial up than have safe schools back in full force.
>>79501610
>>79501725
One is Cathy McGowan here in Indi
>>79501592
Greens will only have one seat by the looks of it.
Katter will back Coalition.
Nothing is going to get done in a hung parliament again.
Here's hoping for LDP and One Nation in the senate.
Why is there a * next to barton?
>>79501711
mate i just finished my cold home brewed galaxy pales, onto the carlsbergs in the fridge, hopefully based malc can get back in and it'll be a good night
>>79501739
cuckold leftitsts own the younger demographic of losers who are too dumb to go to uni and live on neetbux.
>>79501772
Labor voter here, knew we wouldn't get it but still slightly butt pained.
>>79501739
Better than Liberals
>lib dems got less than rise up Australia
We'll be in the senate in 3 years /pol/
>>79501843
It's gonna be a massive cluster fuck
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>79501827
Im more worried about other people desu senpai
Whoever wins this election it wont make much of a diff on my own life (except my internet speed being fast or really fast), but it sure as hell will to a lot of other people
>>79501875
Where do I purchase one of these?
>>79501793
i've been intoxicated by some form since 1pm
>>79501779
Libs got this.
>>79501896
How about you get a job cunt?
>>79501843
LOL
>>79501739
neetbux
Scomo looking a bit nervous there
>>79501839
feel free to add me on overwatch i'm looking for actual people to play with so i can group up and avoid retards
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>>79501843
>going into 2020s
>still using 100 year old copper
>tfw left behind in cyber revolution
>tfw rest of world uploaded to the internet while straya still here fighting emus
>>79501919
Other people can afford basic health insurance if I can
So, don't worry about them
>>79501911
Imagine running any sort of campaign and getting literally zero votes
lmfao
>>79501739
Just a bunch of ledditors trying to prematurely welcome the boats back in.
>>79501327
>RIP NEETBUX
>WE'RE ALL FUCKED AND GOTTA GET REAL JOBS NOW!
Isn't the dole going to keep going?
>>79501843
glorious chaos
lateline might actually be interesting again
>>79501793
ayyy
What the fuck are safe schools
>>79501583
One to fucking many
>>79501430
enjoy your lowered pay
>>79501911
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SUCK SHIT
Medicare and nbn lovers eat your hearts out
>>79501976
True
>>79501824
cool man, i hear homosexuals are popular with the navy anyway.
>>79501826
>taking away Medicare
Flat out said he's not doing it. Australian Medical Association say there is no evidence they are doing it. Literal last minute scare campaign for plebs.
>taking away NEETbux
GOOD.
TONY FOR PM
PLEASE BASED TONES
TONY FOR PM
PLEASE BASED TONES
TONY FOR PM
PLEASE BASED TONES
TONY FOR PM
lib dems not even 1%
RIP my meme party.
I DID MY PART FOR MUH FREE MARKET
>>79501948
cool man
Funkles#1462
r/Australia did a straw poll and identified 75% Greens and 20% Labour and now are acting surprised that Libs will win and Hanson got 2 seats to Greens 1.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>79501911
>Australian Cyclists
>Non-Custodial parents party
what the fuck lol
>>79501964
BREAKING: TIMTAMS
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>>79501911
Where are those results?
Also
>Derryn Hinch
Literal retard
Should I punter on a hung parliment?
>>79501911
better dead than red desu
>>79501739
Reddit influx and neetbux
imagine actually being australian
tpo lel
HUNG PARLIAMENT
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HUNG PARLIAMENT
>>79501327
>WE'RE ALL FUCKED AND GOTTA GET REAL JOBS NOW!
Why? I didn't have to the last three years
>>79501983
This thread is the first time I've heard about anything happening to it
>>79501992
It's teaching about trannys and made up genders to 12 year olds
Is this going to be a hung parliament?
Anyone got Senate results?
>>79501999
Rather low pay and a job than neethood.
>>79502031
Do it lad.
There is literally and unironically going to be fuck all achieved in the next three years no matter who wins the lower house.
IT'S OVER
Fuck imagine the real life shitposting between One Nation, Greens, NXT, Independents.
We're going to see some great MELTDOWNS
>>79501992
School programs where they teach per-pubescent children to question and "change" their biological gender.
>>79501911
All smiles.
Hey cucks, what does this mean for the NBN?
Do I still have to deal with my Metro Sydney connection that downloads at 800kbs MAX?
>>79501992
schools where they teach kids how to have anal sex and be a trap
>>79501835
Better for STEM fields
Better for General information availability
Better for Medical establishments
Better for both small and large business
Better for every person in the country
>Nah its fast enough.
Whats it like being a cuck?
ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW BTFO IS PALMER RIGHT NOW
>>79502070
If tone is there, yes
I hope liberals lose, the only good thing about them is their immigration policy.
HOW DO I GET A JOB I'M SICK OF BEING NEET I WANT TO BE A RESPECTABLE LIBERAL VOTER!!
>>79501427
>Internet infrastructure is literally back at square 1 in this country
yes, i'm back using my old 9600 bps modem.
>>79501723
Just got out the Army. You're fucked m8. In four years time you will be broken both physically and mentally. Have fun.
>>79502029
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
click All Parties under the Party Totals heading
ABC CALLING 75-70 HUNG PARLIAMENT MOST LIKELY
lads im on liberal nbn right now and i'm getting 4mbps because of congestion ayy lmao need to change rsp
>>79499680
what is the point
>>79502111
>Trips
>Good banter
Well done mate
>>79501992
Marxist indoctrination program for children to expose them to ideas of gayness and transgenderism at year 6-7
i know, degeneracy
>>79502021
Anyone get more of that young liberal?
>>79502118
Go to uni
Oh wait...
>>79502102
>Better for every person in the country
what about the people that can't aford computers you ableist privileged piece of shit
>>79502110
>198 votes nationally
B T F O
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>>79502118
Don't live in South Australia like I do
>>79501835
According to you we should've kept cars the way they were in the 50s because they do what they're made to do. It's called future proofing you spastic, our internet is worse than that in Kazakstan. Fuck yourself.
>>79502076
>Rather low pay and a job than neethood.
enjoy getting payed less than a truck driver
>>79502082
What are you talking about anon
Cuts and "infrastructure" and some pretty submarines are achievements aren't they?
>>79502124
You fuckin champo
>>79502118
Get an entry level retail job, no matter how bad it is. It looks better on your resume to be currently working. Learn a trade on the side or a few online courses to boost your chances as well. Work towards something you want to do though or else you're going to have a bad time.
>>79502121
So no major change.
>>79502153
fastah indeed, eh mal
>>79502180
>tfw living in SA
>>79502047
It's something for you foreigners to dream about. It's best that you have goals for yourselves.
>>79502112
Immigration policy prevents becoming a shithole.
>>79502102
this the guy you responded you is the average fucking idiot with no knowledge of how a good NBN would benefit Australia.
Political illiterate here, does a hung parliament mean we went through all that double dissolution shit for nothing
Does that count have to be 100% even if one of them hit 76 seats for it to be confirm the results has ended?
>>79502176
Nice retort.
NOT ANOTHER SPLIT THREAD REEEEEE JUST CHOOSE 1
>>79502230
5006 here. Where you at?
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CHANNEL 7 predicting HUNG PARLIAMENT or COALITION WIN
>75 LNP
>70 ALP
>5 other
CHANNEL 9 predicting 76 seat COALITION WIN.
ABC (loosely) predicting HUNG PARLIAMENT
>75 LNP
>70 ALP
>5 other
>>79502110
>>79502177
>Just under 16 million voters
>Less than FIVE HUNDRED (500) votes
>ZERO VOTES
How can you not even vote for yourself?
>>79500348
nope. same shit as always
>>79502121
i'll try.
have a good one, mate
Pauline Hanson?
Fuck you Queensland.
>>79502180
>tfw live in sa
>have had three different jobs in the past 10 years
>>79502021
who dat
>>79502091
your anime wont be downloading any faster any time soon
>>79502209
>>79502213
kek
get it together, auskucks
>>79502256
Not 100%, but more than it is now.
The tracker on the AEC site is better in that regard.
>>79502219
I want to get a trade I think I could get one if I just got my licence.
>>79502313
HAHHAHAHAHAHA
Get rekt, hippy.
>>79502313
SUP REDDIT
>>79502286
They aren't running this year, but are displayed because they got votes last election.
Hope they don't change student allowance, already have to work 20 hours on top of full-time study to pay the bills.
>>79502213
dude, leave it to the men
>>79501130
>>79501153
I took it from a greens post when the lacky left it
If Pauline has two seats she will most likely hold the balance of power, This can't be real.
>>79502290
Just a warning comrade. Remember to avoid rocks when going to ground and everything you pack you carry. Remember this post.
>>79502365
Thanks mate. How do you read the seats on the AEC site?
7's calling it
>>79502093
i should have voted for that quality traps in australia are literally nonexistent
>>79502121
aye should go based navy and be >comfy
>>79502274
5052
>>79502375
Being able to drive is a big bonus. Usually your boss will palm off an old ute to you if you're working for a legend. If you can handle it I suggest carpenter. Good pay, always jobs on hand. Specially in cities.
>>79502047
Time for you to brexit this thread
>>79502477
Cheers mate, i'll try not to break my ankle like a shitcunt
>>79502577
those boats hve internet right?
i guess i can keep trying to live the gamedev dream whilst also getting a paycheck to be comfy whilst on a cruise with uniforms and saluting
good god the woman's so fake
>>79502102
>Better for both small and large business
there are no business plans on the NBN yet. small and large business who want uncontended internet access and SLAs literally can't use the NBN.
>Better for every person in the country
faster and better 4g connections are great too, because it's nice to have internet access outside of the house. there are a bunch of people whose primary computers are their phones and tablets.
>>79502616
Sup hills cunt
>>79502683
i dont know bra who gives a fuck there are lots of cute boys in the navy
>>79502526
;_;
>>79501875
>that censorship
>>79502229
well, if anon is able to get faster internet access by simply changing ISPs...
fuck these abc labor shills
>>79501043
>MoonMan
>>79502674
You'll be alright m8, though the amount of people that fuck themselves during Inf IETs is amazing. Charlie Company at Kapooka the best.
>>79501875
it's like a fap cave you can climb into and just jerk off in
>>79502922
this
Where are the reamaining undecideds? WA?
>>79503007
oi i got a question about adf. what's the deal with being 'politically neutral'? does that just mean you can't join a party or can you not mouth off on facebook as well?
>>79502515
Antony Green is saying results wont be known tonight. haha
>>79503101
I work for the government right now and they just tell us not to say where we work and our political opinions publicly.
It's just so the media doesn't make a thing out of it.
>>79502313
One nation would have received my preferences.
Feels good man.
>>79503101
Since the ADF is supposed to fight for the nation and not any particular government the spooks don't like you publicly expressing strong opinions in any given direction. When I was in we had a brief by a PR rep who used the example of a guy who had used the term "mudslime" on Facebook and was kicked out for it.
>>79503249
>>79503422
Thanks lads much appreciated
>>79503162
>Implying Katter would ever support Labor.
>>79501101
Rankin here, my vote would have gone through all the minors first but Labor was referenced above the libs. As shit as Labor is the libs shit me more for talking a big game but not following through.
>>79503370
She's looking to win about 15% of the senate vote - which will give her 2 senate seats.
>>79501327
>RIP NEETBUX
How do you have it in the first place?
>>79503101
You can't do anything that could lead to people getting the impression that ADF is biased to towards one political view or another. When you go through rookies it'll get pumped into you that the best policy is to keep anything that ties you to being a defense off social media.
>>79502102
But if some specific individuals/groups need really fast internet, can't they just pay a little extra for it?
>>79503736
Delicious.
>>79502199
Yeah but people paid for cars...
>>79503736
how the fuck does 15% give 2 seats there is only 6 seats per state
>>79501543
>he thinks its a throughput issue
Cunt I am getting dropped packets and godawful ping in the middle of fucking Brisbane. The backhaul cant handle demand and demand is still being constrained by the copper runs.
FUCKING FRYDENBERG LEGEND
Swing towards him makes me moist in Hawthorn
>>79502176
Internet dropouts impact almost every business.
What do you think your EFTPOS goes through? How do you think ordering is done and stock levels are tracked now?
The poor condition of the telecommunications infrastructure combined with the increasing throughput demand means even low throughput services are faced with packet loss and slow response times.
>>79501543
The copper is fucked and will get more fucked over time. It needs to be replaced with shit that works.
>>79504623
>poor condition of the telecommunications infrastructure
>infrastructure
That's all liberals talk about we are fine good job team.
>>79503007
Charlie company 24 platoon represent.
my prediction, based on current trends would be: 73 coalition/72 labor/1 green/4 other
HUNG PARLIAMENT
>>79505308
You madman. I was in 24 Platoon as well.
>>79505397
I've got a vision problem in my right eye that can't be corrected with contacts or lenses and find it easier to look through the sights of a rifle with my left eye, is it mandatory to hold and use a rifle one specific way in terms of looking through the sights with your right eye? Don't expect you to know but if you do it would help me to know before I look into the adf
G'nite /pol/
Work time. At a club on it's birthday in the city no less.
Should be interesting.
Better enjoy my penalty rates while they last.
>>79505504
I assume you're right handed? If the problem is serious enough they may not let you in at all depending on the role. The only mandatory handling of a firearm is during drill which doesn't mean shit for the actual use of it. Providing you can hit the target and safely handle the firearm you should be fine otherwise.
>>79506039
Yeah I am right handed. I have no depth perception issues it's just some slight white noise and colour blindness which rules out some technical jobs or most things in the ac like driving aslavs etc. I have pretty steady aim and have been to firing ranges plenty enough, I just can't find any actual answers at all in regards to a non technical role or actual rifleman positions in regards to being right handed but using your left eye. I have heard it's looked down on to be left handed because of the way the ejection port works.
>>79505397
August 18 -October 2 1998.
