>A man cleared of rape who must give police 24 hours’ notice before he has sex is to go on hunger strike in protest over the ruling.
>The man, who is in his 40s and cannot be named for legal reasons, was acquitted at a retrial in 2015, but is the subject of an interim sexual risk order (SRO).
>Sexual risk orders were introduced in England and Wales in 2015 and can be applied to any individual who the police believe poses a risk of sexual harm—even if they have never been convicted of a crime.
>The order requires this individual to disclose any planned sexual activity to the police or face up to five years in prison.
>Sexual risk orders are civil orders imposed by magistrates at the request of police. In this case, the man “must disclose the details of any female including her name, address and date of birth... at least 24 hours prior to any sexual activity taking place.”
http://europe.newsweek.com/man-who-must-tell-police-24-hours-sex-threatens-hunger-strike-476494?rm=eu
Lel.
Just get a tan, glue your pubes to your face and go on a raping spree.
>>79493418
This can't be real.
>>79493742
They don't have the Constitution over there, this shit happens all the time
>>79493418
I would literally call the police every 20 minutes giving them notice I am planning to jerk it... then call ten minutes later to reschedule each time by five minutes.
>I need file for another masturbation permit
>I need to file to reschedule my masturbation appointment, seems my ISP is being a little slow.
> cleared of rape
wait, wait wait
he was shown innocent of any wrongdoing?
goddamn
>>79493418
>its just a list, they said.
>its just to protect us from terrorists, they said.
>due process can be suspended under certain circumstances, they said.
>>79493418
>Be British
>Get acquitted
>Put on probation anyway
>???
>Profit
>>79493418
Well boys, it's times like this that I would do my damnedest to seduce the mother of the judge and the wife of every police officer in the city just to ruin their lives
just another step on the british way to the V for Vendetta dystopia
Does anyone have any screenshots of the 2050 threads? This is word for word what some of the anon's had said about having to tell the government about consensual sex with their wives.
>>79493813
>The Constitution
As if yours is the only one, this is why most of the world hates you familia
>>79493418
>they give out weird punishments to people who are found not guilty in britbong land
jesus what a hell hole
Do you mean to tell me none of you have a sex license?
I'd just call them every morning as part of my routine until they get sick of it. Whether or not I really plan on having sex, they can't prove. I can say I planned to, it just didn't happen.
>>79493418
>>79493871
THIS.
All britcucks need to bombard that police department with lewdness in ALL forms. No girls though, just guys telling cops about their jizz and gay pride marches through police HQ.
>>79494278
>as if you can call what you guys have a constitution
You guys can't say what you want and you can barely own guns.
You fags have no rights, which was his point. I'm sorry that was lost on you, you retarded, potato eating faggot.
>>79494227
He should at least submit a bunch of request for sex forms with all of their names on it. Would be pretty hilarious.
> must give police 24 hours’ notice before he has sex
Hullo guvnor. I want to bang ur mum tomorrow.
>>79494458
I own a gun and have free speech, what are you talking about
>>79494278
>implying any other matter
>find out whos in charge of the local police precinct
>look up his wifes name
>submit notification that you are going to fuck her every single day
>>79494458
>coming from the country that legalized cops taking your shit with no evidence at all
>>79494308
I was wondering why everyone was acting weirdly to this. Do foreigners really not have sex licenses?
>>79494764
im sorry, i cant hear you over the sound of my semi-automatic firearms
>>79494687
Is your gun from the approved list and registered with the Gardai?
>http://www.irishexaminer.com/viewpoints/analysis/laws-against-hate-speech-muzzles-freedom-of-expression-366836.html
>The complaint under the 1989 Incitement to Hatred Act, was made with the support of the Irish Council for Civil Liberties. Apparently freedom of expression undermines civil liberty.
Don't think it's peachy over here. Guns are getting cucked in many states and it's illegal to boycott Israel.
>>79494901
other than penis inspection day at school, once we become adults we are free to give the penis to anyone we wish
>>79494041
>it wasnt a slippery slope they said
>you are just a tinfoil hatter they said
>>79494968
until the cops take them at least
>>79493418
Why doesn't he just go somewhere other than uk?
>>79495116
>gun confiscation
>in america
i hope you like dead cops
Can you submit it with the magistrate's name?
>>79495116
Even our cops aren't retarded enough to try.
>>79494458
>>79493813
The overwhelming majority of the constitution was based on common law
If my request gets approved, does that mean it is automatically not rape?
>sorry honey, but it has been approved and the law is the law..
>>79495321
>>79495321
>The overwhelming majority of the constitution was based on common law
The fact that common law is subject to interpretation without a list of explicit rights that the government cannot infringe upon is the problem, desu.
>>79495321
True, but the fact that common law is only as solid as the rigor and judicial tradition of the courts it's used in
And once that's gone, it's ALL gone.
Written constitutions with procedural protections for the rights enumerated are the way to go.
>going on hunger strike
Nigga it's time to build bombs if that shit is real
>>79495321
Your living constitution gets far too little credit. The problem with being uncodified though is that Tony Blair was able to tear it's heart out by "reforming" the house of lords.
>>79493418
>never be convicted of a crime
>still treated as a criminal
>>79493418
So when are sex consent contracts gonna become law? I wanna get in on the notary game.
WHAT
THE
FUG
.
JPG
>>79495723
They used to be called marriages.
>>79495620
Everyone is technically a criminal if you've ever:
A) Pirated anything online
B) Used a pseudonym online
>>79495791
Hello anon.
>>79495620
That's how it generally is with rape cases, even an acquittal can ruin your life
>>79493418
Man, really too bad you guys dont have guns.
I guess youl just have to live with it.
Or you could kill yourself.
>>79493813
This is a very good point. Freedom is not only about fucking voting you lucky morons.
>>79496047
How are guns gonna help him in this situation?
>>79493418
> be Britcuck
> cock and balls chained in restraining cage
> must make appointment to have bobby
> show up no less than 24 hours
> AFTER appointment is made
> to unlock cock cage
> so you can wank one out
> bobby watches and re-locks cage upon ejaculation
Britain ... I knew you guys were into kink.
But. Holy shit. I'm hard like diamonds now. Where do I sign up to be a Cock Bobby? I've found my calling.
>>79495527
Bitch it's real
>>79494968
My full automatic, belt-fed .50 cal penis is drowning you out.
What did you say?
>>79493418
>Yes Hello officer
>Me and the mates are going clubbin this weekend. We May pull some birds.
>Name and date of birth
>Oi its a bit rude to ask for a womans age dont you have any decency?
>Whats her name?
>Fuck if I know, havent met her yet.
>Okay.
5 min later.
>Hey its me again, clubbin got canceled were just going to the whores instead.
>Name and age?
>Dont know havent decided yet.
Repeat ad nasuem.
This is fucking retarded.
>>79495791
You missed the whole CONVICTED part
Civilized societies believe in innocent until proven guilty in court of law.
>>79496733
That's not how it works in real life with crimes as serious as rape and murder. People are always gonna mistrust you after that
>>79496360
>not having an 88mm flak for a dick
dicklets, when will you learn?
![boston-martial-law-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pn9T8NL.jpg "boston-martial-law-3[1].jpg")
>>79495182
>>79495277
lel
They already know they can declare martial law and search your homes without a warrant without any resistance.
this could be a nice thing
>*ring ring*
>"hey officer Andrews I've been seeing this woman for a while now and it's been four dates now and... I think tonight might be the night!"
>"nice Peter I'm so happy for you! hope it goes well"
>>79497085
>one cucked major city allowed police to search their homes in pursuit of a literal terrorist
>this means the majority of americans will willingly give up their firearms
dont forget your id, m8. they wont sell you spoons without it.
>>79493418
The Great in Great Britain refers to the relative size of the island (as opposed to Ireland), it's not supposed to mean 'good', so putting it in quotes just makes you look ignorant.
>>79493418
Why are Britbongs so totalitarian?
>>79495789
under rated
>>79497350
>no sex that night
>gave wrong information to the police
>gets fined
this dude cant even fuck a hooker
>hey what's your full name, address and telephone number?
>fuck off creep
>>79497374
Bongs are fucking retarded
>>79497085
>Obama declares martial law.
>Tries to disarm people.
I want you to try to imagine how well that would go for him.
