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http://www.strawpoll.me/10644043/r
>Labor have 16 votes in this poll.
Post your ballot papers:
1. Liberals.
2. Liberal Democrats.
3. Pauline Hanson's One Nation.
4. ALA.
5. National Party.
6. Xenophon Team.
>mfw polling booth didn't have a sausage sizzle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJVROcKFnBQ
When do polls close lads?
Christian Democrats lower house
ALA upper house
>>79482444
1 sausage 30 onions
>>79482444
1.5 hours m8. A little longer for the west.
live updates
>https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2016/jul/02/australian-election-2016-turnbull-shorten-coalition-greens-labor-politics-live
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-02/election-2016-live-coverage-australians-head-to-the-polls/7562634
ABC24 stream
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/live/
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbfLlDlJ1qA
post other resources so mods can make a sticky
>>79482434
Neither did mine but it did have a pretty great cakes stall
mate
thats just not on
Voted Labor.
Let's go lads
NBN or bust fags
Voted labor, Xenophon, and greens (only because it is needed to form minority gov, anything else would've been waste)
>>79482080
ALA could have done a better job advertising themselves. I never heard about them till after voting. I literally knew nothing about them at all.
As I said in previous thread, I voted -
I voted -
LDP
One Nation
Rise up
Shooters Fishers Farmers
Katter
LNP
Probably would have replaced Katter with ALA possibly if I knew more about them.
Build nuclear power stations y/n
Tanya PLEBersek lads
>>79482581
Yes
>>79482080
1. One Nation
2. National Party
And I forgot what else I scribbled, something about animals or something.
Turns out a Bundeswehr parka works as a canvasser repellant. The looks of contempt from lefties were almost as tasty as the post-voting snag.
>>79482581
yes
>>79482080
1. One Nation
2. Vet's
3. Xeno
4. Pirates
5. shooters
6. Rise up
Senate:
1. Pauline Hanson
2. Aus Motoring Enthusiasts
3. Shooters, fishers, farmers
4-6 was lib dems, and other right wing meme parties
For my electorate:
1. John Bolton - independent anti islamic speaker, slogan is "make the north great again"
2. Family first
3. Christian democrats
4. Liberal
5. Nick xen
6. Labor
7. Greens
fight me
>>79482507
Did it have carrot cake?
>muh liberals are good with the economy
facts say otherwise libshits
http://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2016/06/report-abbottturnbull-the-worst-post-war-economic-managers/
inb4 MUH SURPLUS
>Lower House
1. CDP
2. Lib
3. Lab
4. Green
>Upper House
1. One Nation
2. Lambi
3. ALA
4. Xeno
5. Katter
6. Lib
How'd I do?
>>79482550
NBN is long dead, labor getting in won't change that
who /votingjustbeforepollsclose/ here
>>79482080
House - ALA then Australia First
Senate - LDP then ALA
>>79482647
Post pics m8.
reminder
http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/federal-election-2016-bill-shorten-confounds-by-eating-sausage-sizzle-from-side-20160702-gpwwpi.html
NSW
1. One Nation
2. LDP
3. ALA
4. Shooters, Fisher and Farmers
5. NXT
6. Labor
>>79482669
>John Bolton
>Make the north great again
Fucking hell who is this man
>>79482434
Should have bombed it mate. Where was it?
> Labor leadership spill, 2013
> Liberal leadership spill, 2015
> Collapse of the two-party system
> Greens to take control in 2016
IT'S HAPPENING
>>79482701
No. The coconut slices were god tier though. Had some iced coffees too instead of soda.
>>79482558
M8o you should have voted below the line for ala on principal.
Only memes no mainstreams
>>79482581
Yes
>mfw For the first time in my life I believed a politician when he said he would save medi care
Please let me heal my wounds with Liberal tears
CALLING OUT ALL MELBOURNE FAGGOTS:
WHICH OF YOU CUNTS HAD A SAUSAGE SIZZLE AND THE BREAD WAS A HOTDOG BUN AND YOU PUT MUSTARD ON INSTEAD OF TOMATO SAUCE AND BBQ SAUCE? IF SO PLZ KILL YOURSELVES.
>>79482722
>Voting for Lambi.
Wew. I can't stand her.
>>79482722
Greens dead last, /pol/ approves
>>79482434
Neither did mine. Had a bunch of faggots waving how to vote cards at me though.
Post yfw meme right parties hold the balance of power and that jeordie cuck offs himself live on FB
>>79482658
Very nicely voted anon.
>>79482807
Some church in sydney
It was a really small place in the middle of a city block, they didn't really have any room
still a real shame
>>79482761
>
>>79482761
No. Cunt can't even eat a sausage on a roll properly.
>>79482669
>Senate:
>1. Pauline Hanson
Good lad
BOB KATZ
O
B
K
A
T
Z
>>79482878
Libshits are going to get rekt tonight, lad. The butthurt will be glorious. aus/pol/ will be on suicide watch.
>>79482080
Why doesn't /pol like the Pirate party?
>>79482881
Also
NSW:
Labor
Katter
Hanson
Marijuana
Pirate
Palmer
'Straya cunt
>>79482971
I voted for them 5th in the senate. only did 1 - 6 above the line.
>>79482766
He was just trying to avoid looking like he was sucking a dick.
Pretty smart to be fair.
>>79482971
>literally who?: the party
>>79482761
>>79482947
Prep the bull
>>79482878
>MALCOLM TURNBULL IS GOING TO STEAL YOUR FIRSTBORN SON
>No I won't don't be a fucking idiot
>HOW CAN WE TRUST YOU IT'S JUST ANOTHER LIBERAL LIE
You LITERALLY fell for this
>>79482971
Fuck off nerd
>>79482964
Liberals are going to win mate/
>>79482971
left-wing people love them so i assume they're shit
>>79482971
They're somewhat ok with immigration.
>>79482747
Same as this one. Pretty comfy, would recommend.
>>79483039
Looking like you are sucking dick is better than looking like you don't even know how to eat a roll properly.
>>79483009
>No LDP, no SFF, no ON, no RU, no ALA.
You are truly a faggot.
Preference labor first? What is wrong with you?
>>79482711
Libs had a mining boom and were 6 th best economically in the world. Howard took us to 10th. Also under based Tone we had the worst economic management since fucking Menzies.
>>79482892
She wouldn't be interested in you either m8.
She needs a man with a proper sized dick.
Jdjdjdjdjd
>>79482919
I told some greensfags "I don't support communism, please dont talk to me" when they tried to give me a how to vote card. My wife thought it was rude but a guy behind me was chuckling. Fuck the Greens so hard.
>>79482915
Photoshopped??
>>79482669
Voted for John Bolton also. Playford is pretty based, hope he gets a seat
>>79482766
Bill Shorten, determined to prove he is a man of the people decides to get a sausage on a roll. "This will be great" he thinks to himself. He grabs hold, lifts it to his mouth and faintly hears his advisers cry out "Bill, no!, wait..." before he takes a big bite out of it, side on.
"Perfect", he thinks to himself. "Man of the people indeed".
>>79482080
DEPORT ALL LABOR VOTERS
I put 1 for Bob Katter and wrote TONY ABBOTT DID NUFFIN RONG on the voting booth
>>79483113
Donkey voter m8, don't care who destroys this country.
House: Labor
Senate:
Pirate Party
Xenophon
ALA
Labor
HEMP
One Nation
Justice Party
Greens
>>79482915
My god. Was there a time when they actually stood for climate change and protecting our habitat instead of endorsing Islam and 1000x gender feminist wack jobs?
>>79483166
Good lad.
I convinced my greeny mum that bolton was a greens supporter so she put him first over the greens lol
>>79482944
>Mfw people can't handle the Green Machine
>>79482558
>Nation
>>79482607
>>79482658
>>79482669
>>79482722
>>79482779
> votes for a degenerate harlot
Reminder that she is literally trash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4tZRZSGxcE
>>79483180
You are truly enlightened.
Post your feeling when Green calls the election correctly at 6.05 pm.
>>79482080
>There are more people voting labor than liberal
Whats is wrong with you faggots? Cuckservatives are infinitely better than SJW lefties
>>79482964
Is Bunnings open tomorrow? You may want to consider buying some rope.
Did my duty lads and voted all right wing parties.
Fuck the commie greens and labour
>>79482936
Bugger. Don't mean to brag but my polling place is a 5 minute walk from home and had plenty of sausages going around. Hell even had them bring them to us whilst waiting in line. God bless Australia.
Who here Onions/BBQ-sauce/Mustard master race?
What's for dinner lads?
>>79483305
They are shills mate
Haven't you noticed all the Greens shill also?
>>79483136
She speaks her mind and doesn't seem easily influenced. I would trust her more than I would most other politicians.
>>79483172
Absolute madman.
1. Liberal democrats
2. One nation
3. shooters and fisher
4. motoring enthusiast
5. Xenophon
6. Liberal
>>79483203
Bob Brown was more focused on the environment than tumblr shit as far as I can recall, despite being a fag himself. Was a pretty cool homo as far as I'm concerned. Greens went nuts after he left.
>>79483363
Remove mustard of kill yourself.
>>79483353
You didn't have to pay? Are you from inner city Melbourne or something?
>>79483180
Kill yourself pleb. LE DONKEY VOTE XDDDDD MUH SEX PARTY HAHAHAHA.
>>79483381
Bundy
>>79483103
Where do I buy one from m8.
Do they come in 6XL?
>>79483381
mince on toast
>>79483259
>Greens
>Calling anyone degenerate trash
That's a good one mate.
Just got home and already forgotten who I voted for.
>>79483305
Cuckservatives that actually manage to run an economy worse than fucking Labor. Liberals are a joke.
>>79483381
Ive got some noodles from wok in the box and a 24 pack of XXXX Gold. Gonna be good.
>>79482439
>>79482857
Fuckin oath cunt
Lets make it happen
>>79483433
Sex party is filth though, I had half the mind to vote labor and hanson.
>>79483381
'za
mfw senate consists entirely of right wing meme parties due to meme magic
>>79483389
Well said m8.
I think she would be open to reason in areas where she is clearly wrong too. She has been the victim of PC brainwashing on a few things clearly.
>>79483353
I'm glad that we all come together for the snags.
>>79482971
Piracy is illegal.
>>79483225
>gif related
>>79483156
>My wife thought it was rude
What did her son think?
>>79483353
Wait.. You mean most of you cunts don't have to pay for the snags? They're $4 here in south Sydney.
>>79483381
Major party tears
>>79483523
How many people do you think vote sex party just because they guffaw at the name?
>>79482550
I don't think you understand, there is no chance of labor going back and undoing the damage that liberals did to the NBN plan, it would simply cost too much money to redo
What's done is done and just be content with the internet right now.
>>79483156
What did your wives son think?
>>79483259
You keep shilling this exact same stuff m8.
You are just an attention-seeker.
>>79483368
EUROPE WONT FORGET THIS GREAT MAN
who /sustainable australia party/ here
>>79483523
Sex Party are literally a meme party. Had a private conversation with Patten once, she's using sex as a meme to get votes. She's more concerned about civil liberty. That's what she said, she is a pollie after all so more than likely bullshit.
>tfw live in a seat where the Libs don't even bother having people handout how to vote cards
>>79483259
I'd fuck her if she was still young.
>>79483381
BBQ mate.
>not having a good old aussie bbq on election day
>>79483621
smugpepe.jpg
>>79483507
Labor blows up deficit and claims that it was responsible for saving Australia from the GFC when it was Liberal pro free market policy which protected the mining boom.
Turnbull has put the economy back on a steady footing, yes Abbott had his problems but he is gone now.
Labor's only plan is to increase your taxes and spend it on the poor.
>>79483630
Not him, but heaps
Especially young people
No doubt that's why they called their party that
>>79483171
Least Billabong had a sausage. Turnkike went off and a had some souvlaki instead
>>79483429
Nah I'm from Adelaide, out in the suburbs. $2 a snag, with the money going to the school.
>>79483381
Maggi 2 minute noodles. Soy and mild spice flavour.
>>79483585
>Implying Im a cuck
Get fucked, chidless far right couples representing.
>>79482971
It's not like I don't like them, but I'd never vote for them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHRt0ynuv1I
(turn subtitles on before you complain)
>>79483630
Any teenage boy in their first election.
>>79483381
Kebab
SRS
>>79483675
>I'd fuck her if she was still young.
only thing she was good for... being a strumpet
>>79483515
I got a case of Corona's and a pack of chips for when Pauline and other anti-immigration party's get way more support then people were thinking and all the nutters spew about how racist we are.
>>79483585
>Tfw your wife and her son both voted Greens.
>>79483305
not defending Australian Leddit party shills but they're more flexible than the Jewberals. If their conservative wing manages to get the party to stick some sense into the cucks currently in leadership, it would be a GOAT party desu
>>79483324
Do bunnings still do sausage sangas?
Which meme party is the most meme?
>>79483717
Debt has doubled and deficit has tripled under Abbott/Turnbull. They also fucked the NBN, which would have been the single greatest infrastructural development this country has ever seen.
>>79483816
>Coronas
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>79483172
>TONY ABBOTT DID NUFFIN RONG
based tones
>>79483822
MAGA
>>79483876
LDP is pretty meme
>>79483822
Good goy.
>>79483863
Yup and i think the majority of Bunnings warehouses have free wifi too.
>>79482434
Same lad, mine was at a retirement home
>>79483848
>not controlling your family
>>79482080
>Voting labor
Might as well vote for the Australian sex party since both of them want to fuck Australia up.
just a question there a lot of these so called right wing meme parties vying for spots or whatever you call it
why don't they join together to make like a mega party or some shit?
>>79483816
If it can happen in Austria, the US and the UK why not here?
>>79483904
Gotta buy them up before theres a wall in the way
>>79484008
>why not here?
Because Melbourne will forever hold us back from making Australia great again.
>>79484005
Because they don't like each other.
>>79483381
pork chops and chips. couple of cans of panhead, followed by a wank.
>>79483381
believe it or not, Sausage sizzle! Heading to a mate's house for a barby!
>>79483822
good goy
Something like this I think:
1. One Nation
I forgot the rest and went and watched the AFL. Did I do good?
Hi Aussie dogs
Heard you being racist again? Come to Bankstown I'll fuck youse all up you dirty gronks
We lebs run western Sydney and theres nothing u can about it
online voting fucking when?
cmon its 2016
>>79484005
There are two main ones: One Nation and ALA
I suspect the minor ones will die out and those two will accrete more popularity in future
Someone should start an Australian Sausage Party. There'd be no stopping them.
>>79484005
Because Australian politicians are a special kind of stupid.
>>79484039
Have faith friend, everyone thought the same about London.
>>79483760
nice. $3 for a five pack at coles right?
got a fried egg on top?
>>79482766
As if Shorten doesn't know how to deepthroat a sausage...
Lower House
1. LibDems
2-4. JesusLovers /FuckIslams
then Lib, Lab, Animalhuggers, Greentards
Upper House
Below the line.
LibDems, SFF, ALA, RickyMuir.... and then 1Nation, more JesusLovers, Hinchy, etc etc until #30
Still no major parties or leftards
>>79482486
Why are they on bathing suits? Isn't it winter in upside down land?
>>79484066
I'm fine with Israel though, better than being Pro-Palestine
>>79484005
>why don't they join together to make like a mega party or some shit?
Because they all have different priorities. Sure they may broadly agree but that doesnt mean they have the same policy planks.
>>79483583
I like their emblem so I gave them a 1.
>>79484077
>CURRENT YEAR
>>79484096
At every voting booth there would be a free sausage sizzle. I'd vote for them.
>>79483630
a few, I had a friend of mine do that as she didnt' know how the hell to vote for...
What's the difference between the DLP and LDP?
>>79482080
1. Liberals
2. One Nation
3. Christian Democratic Party
4. Australian Christians
5. Animal Justice Party
6. Liberal Democratic Party
>>79484134
>31 Jan 2015
Mate...
>>79484134
Probably far north Qld
Hot all year round
>>79484071
>Did I do good?
You did great m8.
>>79484134
It's 12 Celcius in my town at the moment.
>>79484077
Hopefully never.
>>79482581
yeah
>>79484073
Haven't seen this pasta for a couple of weeks m8.
>Wearing loose track suite pants at vote
>Mate spots me voting from back of line
>Sneaks up behind me and dacks me
>Pants AND boxers
>Pull up pants after after standing there bear-assed and confused for about 3 seconds
>See mate laughing
>start trying to take a swing at him
>"OI, YOU TWO"
>Storm out in a huff without voting
How do i get this stupid faggot to pay for my fine?
>>79484134
so?
>>79484160
>free sausage at every booth, popularity in itself
>sexual innuendo meme name
>it's secretly a pro-meat, anti-halal party
Who's with me?
>>79484073
Good you can stay there.
>>79484217
why not cunt?
could do this shit on my phone in 10 seconds instead of waiting for two fucking hours
>mfw I saw Australian liberal alliance and thought they were actual liberals.
Any cunt see the Animal justice party policies its great for a good gaff especially in the human section its like they've cucked to animals, economy is a good warm up
>>79484120
>$3 for a five pack at coles right?
Yes m8 I always hunt for the specials.
>>79484120
>got a fried egg on top?
No I am straight.
Anyone here in the Farrah electorate? Who else said fuck it and let's have four more years of greens?
>>79484272
Apex kek
>>79484272
It's like twenty bucks you soft cunt.
Just go to another booth if you're gonna be that much of a poof about it.
>>79483632
It ain't done lad, new installs will be FTTP
>>79483863
Yep can confirm, I'm a gas service technician and got called in the other day by Bunning's because they had a problem with lighting one of their barbecues. Fixed the problem in 5 minutes and got a free sausage.
>>79484322
noice
scrambled eggs then?
>>79484152
Australian political parties shouldn't have an opinion at all. It has absolutely nothing to do with us.
>>79484272
Lucky you didn't get arrested for indecent exposure in public.
>>79484310
>image.jpg
What a surprise.
>>79483259
This
>>79484290
Bangers Party
>>79484326
Farrer is lib territory m8
>>79483880
>muh NBN
>the chasers are soo funny!
voted below the line (NSW)
both LDP candidates
both NXT candidates
3 liberal
3 labor (the "right faction" candidates)
1 ala
2 sustainable australia
1 katters
>>79484190
>>79484213
The pics from January 2015.
>>79484272
>not wearing your democracy suit when you vote
>>79484272
lol what a cunt.
Just go down to the next closest school why you still have time and vote for One Nation mate
>>79483381
Contemplating steaks. Also booze. Gonna do a shot for every crying lefty I see on my newsfeeds
>>79482434
What shithole do you live in m8
>>79484417
Yeah but our MPs are all greens.
>>79484375
It's not even a cornerstone of their policy, they are just pro-Israel rather than pro-Palestine as one of their subsections in their foreign policy.
Why the fuck is /auspol/ supporting liberals and the greens? I thought /pol/ didn't support liberals and the left?
Fuck off back to le eddit, cunts.
>>79484374
>scrambled eggs then?
No I am cis.
>>79484066
>>79483917
>>79483927
>a pro Israel right wing party! How rare!
wtf i'm a #GreenMachine now
>>79484455
You're going to kill yourself
>>79484402
Literally free pass into both House and Senate. Should have thought of this a while ago, would have won every fucking seat due to double dissolution
>>79484420
>i don't have an argument so I'm just gonna muh
Fuck you cunt. If you don't understand the significance of the NBN or how some rural communities have been dogged by the Libs then you're a shitcunt.
>>79484496
poached egg?
>>79484522
Worth it
>>79482711
who are you quoting?
>>79484482
Check the poll in the OP mate
It's all about LDP and ON
>>79484482
Liberals here are the Conservatives, mate.
>>79483368
This can't be real, can it? Fucking doubt it
>>79482080
House of Reps:
1) Liberal
2) Family First Party
3) Australian Christians
4) Rise Up Australia Party
5) Liberal Democrats
6) Derryn Hinch's Justice Party
7) Independant
8) The Arts Party
9) Animal Justice Party
10) Labor
11) Greens
Senate:
1) Australian Liberty Alliance
2) One Nation
3) Family First
4) Australian Christians
5) Liberal Democrats
6) Liberal
What do you's reckon?
I go on normiebook for one second and I see this. Smh.
>>79484421
They used to be when I was a teenager and didn't understand politics so I could just laugh at the humor rather than the intent.
Now they just seem like every other passive aggressive transparent lefty
>>79484482
(you)
>>79484474
>It's not even a cornerstone of their policy
Not in public.
>>79484548
>greentext is exclusively for quotes
hownew.ru
>>79484553
good work mate
>>79482080
1. Libs
2. Christian Democrats
3. Can't Remember
4. Xenophon
5. Pauline Hanson
6. Nationals
>>79484582
I regret not watching Shaun all these years, I always liked him on TAYG and TGYH but never followed his ABC shenanigans
>>79484540
>poached egg?
No m8 I am over 6 feet tall.
>>79484558
>1 less greens vote
good good
>>79484625
That's an old meme. How new are you?
>>79484558
>Adam Bandt
>Melbourne
Into the trash it goes
It's funny because Nollsy is a fucken patriot as well, wouldn't vote for Greens cunts
>>79484531
NBN should not even be a thing, it should be privitised, let private companies install fibre optic.
>>79482080
My vote was
Senate:
1. One Nation (meme magic lads)
2. Labor
3. Liberal Democrats
4. Marijuana party
5. Animal party
6. Palmer united (hes a funny cunt)
Electorate
1. Labor
2. dont remember
3. dont remember
4. dont remember
5. dont remember
6. Greens
7. Liberal
>>79484558
Doesn't that invalidate their vote? What a dumb cunt.
>>79484558
saw that too, cringed hard, i hate people that don't take their votes seriously, pisses me off.
>>79484550
>Liberals here are the Conservatives
Top kek if only that were true any more.
Who's the Trump equivalent running for Australia?
>>79484705
Palmer is not in the Palmer United Party
>>79484482
>>79484550
This.
>>79484683
soft boiled egg?
>>79484619
Not an argument.
>>79484677
Your lose mate, Shaun is based.
>Sex party representative hands you a piece of paper
I'll c u late/r bae ;)
>>79484608
>ads
Heh.
>>79483381
It was suppose to be spag bog but I didn't realise you were suppose to cook the pasta in water and not the sauce and it fucked it up
>>79484558
You have the handwriting of a six year old.
>It's no wonder you did that to your ballot paper
(I went to uni with Adam Bandt. He's a good guy)
>>79484783
I wouldn't approach a naked man either.
>>79484734
This guy, but he got kicked out.
>>79484482
(You)
Liberals are not small-L liberal. They're conservative/centre-right.
>>79484795
mate
you're a dumb cunt
>>79484734
ALA and One Nation are both similar to Trump in terms of policies.
>>79484701
I don't disagree with that. Point is, Libs fucked it up and that's that.
>>79484550
>>79484549
Right.
Also, jesus, I'm checking the list of parties you guys have. You really aren't joking when you call them meme parties lmao
>Motoring Enthusiasts Party
>Jacqui Lambi Network
>Nick Xenophon team
Anyway, good luck cunts. I'm following the results. We have ours next year.
>>79484558
>Le Liu
Isn't that the chick that has that handjobs site?
I think One Nation will take all the right wing meme magic and ALA and Rise Up will eventually merge with it to create an AfD equivalent.
>>79484795
top kek m8
>fucking up pasta of all things
Bless you.
>>79484558
>"IM SO SICK OF THIS GOVERMENT! THEY TREAT US YOUNG PEOPLE LIKE SHIT! WHEN WILL WE HAVE A GOVERNMENT THAT REPRESENTS US?!?"
>Draws dicks on their ballot paper invalidating their vote because "lel memes"
>Old people take their vote seriously
>Party that doesn't cater to the youth gets into power
>Rinse and repeat.
Dumbest cunts you can find.
>>79484799
Found it on Facebook m8. My writing is like a uni student high on Adderall and coffee.
>>79483305
Liberal party shat the bed so hard, not only do they lack economic skill, there's little to no social or democratic benefit to keeping them around.
>M-m-muh boats
What's the point of stopping the boats if you're gonna let a bunch of chink billionaires buy Aussie land and cause housing bubbles.
Yeah those sand people might be hard to control when there's a land border and they can walk through but to come here they need to take a shitty little boat and they only have a few route they can take without killing themselves. the fact that this is even such a big issue you'd think they are right next to us, but they aren't
lower
1) Liberals
2) Family First
3) Independent
4) Labor
5) Greens
Upper
1) One Nation
2) ALA
3) LDP
4) Shooters
5) Liberal
6) Dunno
>>79484821
Fucking legend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RchE5c-cYnM
>>79484758
>soft boiled egg?
No m8 I am Caucasian.
>>79484857
Do you guys have a Pauline Hanson or similar?
Is John Key actually conservative or cuckservative?
>>79484857
Xenophon is great though. He's just always been an independent MP.
>>79484879
>those pants
Oh shit mate what are you doing?
>>79484884
OK, I stand corrected.
Apologies dude
>>79484558
I saw one that had Gary the Goat.
Its like they go there just so they can make a """""""""""""""""""""""funny""""""""""""""""""""""" Facebook post about their aspie-tier donkey vote.
>MUH DONKEY VOTE XDDDDD.
>>79484482
>Australian intellectuals
>>79484879
You should consider killing yourself
>>79484856
Well it was a cost saving measure, we couldn't afford it and had to compromise.
Yeah Libs are not perfect but they are far closer than Labor the Greens or most of the meme parties.
>>79484701
Telstra, the biggest network in Australia and the line owner charges $100 a month for 1Tb. We're dumb enough to pay for it. They wont upgrade unless its absolutely necessary. We're incredibly far behind for a first world country. Its something we need to do, regardless of party.
>>79484725
Unlikely. The AEC try as hard as possible to make every vote formal. The preference for the actual parties is clear on the ballot so it'd be counted.
>>79484877
This
>>79484879
Jesus wew
>>79484967
>can't tell the difference between australia and new zealand
>american education
>>79484932
They have Winston Peters m8.
>>79484913
omelette?
When do they start counting votes?
>>79485014
Bugger, that means Greens are getting +1
>>79484938
>Xenophon
xenomorphs have a party in australia?
>>79484753
Oh well, more of a vote just because I had to choose a certain amount.
Bottom preference anyway
>>79484879
full autism
>first preference: labor
>mfw
>>79485041
>omelette?
No m8 I have had sex with a woman.
>>79484890
>letting chinks in but stopping the boats
This is the real problem.
Labor's stopping boats anyway.
>>79482080
>1. Liberals.
Stopped reading there. The rest of your ballot literally doesn't matter because it's not like any of the major parties will get knocked out in any round.
>tfw your dad taught you about the Jew but is voting Labor
>>79485050
6pm
>>79485062
Of course. Someone has to get the wildlife vote.
>>79484980
>>79484949
>>79485017
I appreciate the acceptance lel
I forgot I'm supposed to wear my suit when I head down to voting for 10 minutes.
>>79485105
fritatta?
>>79484558
> le nollsy shit memes xd
Absolutely munted unfunny cunts. Donkey voting shitbrains have no pot to piss in when it comes to complaining about Le evil Liberals.
>>79485050
Voting closes in 1 hour in the Eastern states, so probably soon after that
Burgerbro here, who and what are you faggots voting for?
>>79485083
same senpai
now we just wait until the results to indulge ourselves in the libshit tears
>First preference
>Sex party
I can finally get my government subsidized waifu's.
When do the results come out lads?
>>79484938
he's literally got one answer for everything - keep muh jobs local - even when it doesn't make sense so that he can appeal to all the working class scum in SA.
NEW THREAD:
>>79485144
NEW THREAD:
>>79485144
NEW THREAD:
>>79485144
NEW THREAD:
>>79485144
>>79485121
I'm wearing a pair of denim blue jeans and a plain black t-shirt.
>camo pants
>ever
>>79485128
>fritatta?
no m8 I am HIV negative
>>79485163
We can all tell that this is your first election.
>>79485081
It's fucking freezing and I'm doing nothing but going to vote on a Saturday. Show me what you'd wear?
when will they start counting
>>79484932
John Key and the National Party are centre-right, so I guess you could call them that. National is also probably going to win a 4th term, giving them a solid 12 years in government.
Our equivalent to Pauline Hanson is WINston Peters. His party is NZ First, and would be the /pol/-approved NZ party.
When will we see results? 9pm, 10pm, 11pm?
>>79485116
hope they win
>>79485149
A close call in the house and mayhem in the senate.
>>79484879
> literal autism
>>79485152
KEK, stick around kiddo, Labor will win some seats but the Coalition will comfortably win. Looking forward to your tears, hope you have a rant on facebook as well.
>>79485204
It's my 4th, cuck
>>79485203
fair enough
>>79485212
>>79485217
8 tonight when the polls close and the first lot of vote should be counted at around nine, expect it to be Tasmania first because their votes are all moot.
>>79485163
The Sex party is a SJW party you blithering idiot. They're anti-waifu.
>>79485144
>>79485144
>>79485144
>>79485144
>>79485144
NEW THREAD CUNTS
>>79485294
I win m8.
>>79484967
Fuck off Amerifat.
>>79485201
Do you go hunting?
I do. I'd usually wear these when going on a camping/hunting trip. Hence my voting preferences being LDP, Shooters, Rise Up, etc.
>>79485290
>Voting for the meme sex party
You really know what will win.
>>79485326
Sorry, it's already done
Time to get my centerlink 2D waifu's
>>79485002
>cost saving measure
The cost and time has blown out significantly. The point I'm trying to make is that Labor's, cost and time aside, would have delivered a world-class service, whereas Liberal has given a shitty service with cost blowouts and time delayed for another ten years.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not totally against Liberal, I would have voted them if not for NBN and their questionable economics. I'd rather deal with cultural Marxism, for now, than the clusterfuck that is the current Liberal government. I just think Labor is so practically identical to Liberal that I might as well choose points that actually affect me. I live in the country.
>>79485381
Yeah, when you're shooting. Are you planning on shooting at the polling station? If yes, you're excused. If not, then no.
>>79485050
probably won't be much till about 7pm
>>79484959
Gary's a sick cunt though, he doesn't give a fuck.
What do you guys think of the Justice Party?
>All criminals to receive maximum sentences, regardless of circumstance
>No such thing as bail
>No such thing as parole
>Online register for any released criminal, detailing name, current residence, crime and date of crime to the public
>"Animal Justice"
and of course..
>"Equal rights"
They're pretty ambigious about the last topic but basicly they want exactly equal pay, and exactly equal gender/"Sexuality' representation in all industries
They're going last on my ballot, I'm honestly suprised they're on it at all
>>79482581
yes
then chuck the greenies into it
>>79485023
>thinks there is a difference
>kiwi education
>>79485370
theres only a limited number of egg dishes
Why don't veterans book an hotel room for those days? Can't be that poor..
>>79483649
I really wanted to, but they didnt have a candidate in my state.
So then I decided ALA, but even they werent on the green slip either. Ended up going with Rise Up for the memetics.
Im an old school environmentalist that hates the greens and believes we need a small australia, and SAP and ALA seem to be the only parties that dont want to make here XBOXHUEG with immigrants whi refuse to make even a token effort towards assimilation
an independent local doctor in house
UH:
LNP
Fred Nile
Pauline
a bunch of meme right-wing parties
>>79485524
>theres only a limited number of egg dishes
That's true. But you didn't name them all.
>>79485617
a lot of veterans dont develop employable skills during their time in
some of them really are
What's the best site to follow the votes?
>>79485617
What the fuck are you on about you gook cunt
>>79485464
Perhaps I should have.
>>79484879
>voting attire
>I am associated with these fucking retards
>>79482892
Lel
Lambie is my queen
Voted this then went home and mastubated to photos of her
>>79485777
abc
>>79485960
>Not understanding satire.
>>79486087
>I was just pretending!
>>79485777
might as well watch grass grow, do something productive and find out the result at the end
>>79486163
I meant the way I worded it. Not what I was wearing.
Also -
>Not noticing I was wearing a Rolex Date Just.
Don't worry goy. Next time I'll put on my suit when I go voting. Just for you!
>>79482739
>>79482739
>>79482739
You better go now dickhead, 6pm close.
>>79484877
You're allowed to draw a dick on your ballot as long as you still number it correctly.
tfw no sausage sizzle at polling booth
Abc24 covering it on the telly. Channel 24
>>79486920
>>79486920
>>79486920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbfLlDlJ1qA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbfLlDlJ1qA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbfLlDlJ1qA
BASED JEWFU
>>79487044
can we get a fucking HD stream somewhere cunts?
This hurts my fucking eyes
>>79487374
Don't you have a telly?
>>79487419
Not upstairs. I don't watch TV that much.
>>79487644
Fairo. Check the ABC website maybe.
>>79487374
abciview - http://iview.abc.net.au/#playing
>>79487731
Yeah its still pretty shit quality.
>>79487793
yess much much better chur bro.
God I hate natales face
