Whats the most redpill way to commit suicide /pol/?
>>79479559
By doing it while Allied troops are coming to get you.
Doing it the same way pat Tillman did
>>79479559
Death by Assault Rifle. Do you own one Australia?
>>79479559
Shooting yourself obviously
Too bad gun laws are strict here, would have done already
>>79479559
>most redpill way to commit suicide
>implying suicide van be red pilled instead of ultimate degeneracy
>bring back based Catholic and orthodox burial in special unhallowed ground at the crossroads and unmarked stake
>fuck suicide
>>79479559
By gun
>>79479559
by not
>>79479559
afterlife doesn't exist
#ALLAHAKBAH
>>79479559
Die via HIV from raping an ISIS fighter.
>>79479559
Blowing up Parliament.
Squeeze a whole tube of white toothpaste into your rectum.
It will actually kill you.
>>79479559
Join the military and go on every dangerous mission killing non-whites until you die.
>>79480342
Nah man. Just got out of the Army. It's actually nothing like CALL DOOT
>>79479559
- become muslim
- wait a year to make it believable
- shoot up a synagogue
>>79479559
Zyklon B
>>79479559
Create a giant paper mache statue showing ""diversity"" and display it at your counties most
Popular liberal event
Then get on top and yell "fuck niggers" and detonate the explosives you have inside
Or opinion B)
Take 50 pounds of meat
Go into emu territory
Hide the explosives inside the pile of meat
Before you detonate yell "fak yu ya feathary cunts"
Option C)
Do the same as b) but with abbos
>enter synagogue
>hold up 1 cm sphere of gold
>swallow it
>>79480247
do it op
>>79479559
How about not comit suicide at all?
You have plenty of things to see before leaving, so why hurry?
>>79479559
killl yoursleef
>>79479559
Well if you feel that way you shouldn't take anyone with you, give them a shot at life. I would recommend falling from a height, maybe from one of those old railroad bridges in the wilderness (I know those are in most U.S states, kind of hard to find though.) They're usually pretty and it'd be a nice last sight.
>>79479559
Political assassi-I mean obviously you should just get help
>>79479559
>Get hostages.
>As a sign of good faith let some of them go when the cops show up.
>Only let the minorities go.
>Demand that your statement be broadcasted live and then you'll let the rest go.
>Go on liberal tirade about how all whites are racists bigots.
>Say you can't stop yourself because toxic masculinity.
>Start killing the rest of the hostages.
>Either get gunned down by cops or self terminate.
You really gotta sell the crazy liberal self hate thing.
>>79479559
Not killing yourself because suicide is degenerate.
>>79483689
Causes of depression:
Alcohol or drug use
Certain medical problems, such as underactive thyroid, cancer, or long-term pain
Some kinds of medicines, such as steroids
Sleeping problems
Stressful life events, such as death or illness of someone close to you, divorce, childhood abuse or neglect, loneliness (common in the elderly), relationship breakup
Disease (major/clinical depression)
Yeah fuck all those degenerates for getting a disease they couldn't cope with how dare they
>>79479559
>Finally, he [Brutus] spoke to Volumnius himself in Greek, reminding him of their student life, and begged him to grasp his sword with him and help him drive home the blow. And when Volumnius refused, and the rest likewise ... grasping with both hands the hilt of his naked sword, he fell upon it and died.
http://imgur.com/a/Z5mEB
>>79479559
Kamikaze
>>79483689
Not always. A suicide can be honorable. Fearing to face death and to cowardly cling to life at any cost is degenerate.
>>79484392
holy fuck, this is sad genius at work.
>>79479559
Shoot up either the SPLC, ADL, Scientology, or some MSM headquarters and die by cop.
Have u at least voted first? Polls still open in WA. You can vote for the shooters and fishing party too
>>79479559
Old age
>>79479559
By false-flagging Islam and claiming to be a convert after attending your local Mosque.
>>79479559
join your countries military and request the most dangerous assignments until you die.
>>79479559
pulling a elisa lam in the most liberal city but not a water tower in the reservoir thats currently used. not easy to find in some cases and not easy to get near without being spotted by cameras
some kid pissed in one and got spotted by the cameras a few years ago and they had to dump all the water. you need to ninja your way into it
go to /v/ and ask them of tenchu stealth assassins
>>79487144
This, just do it
>>79479559
death by cop via shooting up a gay bar
>>79479559
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukio_Mishima#Coup_attempt_and_ritual_suicide
>>79487144
The only acceptable answer
Godspeed, space cowboy
>>79479559
Drawing Mohammed.
>>79479559
Joint isis
>>79479559
>flag
step outside
>>79479559
Jump out of a plane dressed as an eagle.
>>79480599
Being torn to shreds would be lengthy and painful though.
>>79488834
This. Seriously, draw the most offensive pictures of Mohammed you can, start a facebook, twitter, jewtube, whatever else you can think of, and post your drawings all over the place. Become an anti-muslim e-celeb, and bait Muslims as much as you can, call them camel fuckers, yell "come at me bro" or whatever you want, shit on the koran, just go absolutely hog-shit wild on radical Islam and make sure to do it in a way that anyone could easily find out who you are.
>>79479559
Human bomb in congress. That is alpha because you kill alpha males protected by armed alpha males. The other would be die fighting in prison, while standing of your feet without getting raped once.
Dying in war though is not alpha anymore. Nothing related to killing from a distance can be alpha.
>>79487144
> Shooting someone
> Alpha
Fuck that, joining the military is alpha before the invention or long distance firearms. Damn, even archery would be alpha since they did not have so much range
>>79495489
The point isnt to die for your country, but to make the other son of a bitch die for his.
