AUSTRALIAN ELECTION THREAD #4
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Cancerous sausage sizzle edition.
Big Strong Americans look at our culture, we like sausages in bread, straya cunt XD
>>79477183
1st for Libs
1st for one nation
>inb4 anti-LDP liberal shill
>>79477183
What meat is the sausage made of?
Brit here. You ozzi fags seem to have some fettish with beef sausage.
OFFICIAL /POL/ SENATE POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10644043
http://www.strawpoll.me/10644043
http://www.strawpoll.me/10644043
Today we stand in solidarity for those cunts who were not issues their standard issue service voting snag.
F
1: ALA 2: One Nation 3: Rise Up 4: Sustainable Australia 5: Australian Christians 6: Fred Niles Christian Democratic Party
did i do good?
at least half of the people handing out ballot forms were muslim women
why
How do we deal with the oldies problem?
>>79477183
Do y'all have any right-wing parties, or are they all left-wing for the most part? It seems like a lot of people on here are supporting the liberal party. Or is your liberal party right wing?
>>79477183
First for putting 60 numbers in random order on the senate paper.
>>79477358
They're mostly beef yeah.
>>79477183
Who /earlyvoting/ here?
I've been on the piss all day, and didn't have to line up with the unwashed masses.
>>79477452
Oldies are fine mate, selfish yes, but they are a buffer against extreme pinko scum
Just put them in homes, confiscate their homes, and everything will be OK
>>79477420
You should have put One Nation first and (((ALA))) second
>>79477452
I think you know. But the same people preventing us from dealing with the muzzie problem are preventing us from fixing the boomer situation.
I would say throwing molotovs at houses in affluent suburbs would be a good start.
>>79477441
Same, my voting area put white people like me in the minority from a glance.
It was really odd.
>>79477474
Yeah Liberal is more right wing than Labor
>>79477474
The 'Liberal' party is centre-right, really cuckservative if anything
Plenty of meme parties, the most popular being Pauline Hanson's One Nation
>>79477474
Liberal as in classic Liberalism. They're socially conservative.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_liberalism
>>79477358
it's because they're cheap. Pork is superior in every way.
>>79477412
Never had an election day sausage in my life. My station was at a Greek primary school, if some entrepreneurial wog had wheeled out a lamb on the spit he'd he a fucking millionaire.
>>79477474
Its centrist-right. Really only "liberal" economically.
>>79477583
i was surprised how white my area was.. i must live on curry street or something. seemed like 90% white people there- no idea how they managed to get half of the people handing out forms to be muslims
>>79477420
Yes. No (((LDP)))
>>79477420
Same first three preferences as me, good work.
>>79477183
>tfw your local school was 99% white people and only took 15mins to vote
Feels good man.
Pirate party masterrace.
>It's a /pol/ argues over which right-wing meme squad party is less "cucked" episode
>>79477546
You guys need to get some real sausage, made of pork.
>Gove is on ABC
>>79477722
Nick is that you?
Remember, a vote for Labor is a vote for Safe Schools.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtvIO6jNKco
>>79477452
>mfw MSM is ratcheting up the inter-generational war in the continuing efforts to keep society divided at all costs.
>>79477686
>so few whites they were all processed in 15 minutes
>>79477723
This.
embarrassing phma
>>79477722
I was going to vote for them then I read they want to ease immigration
What's up with this ranked voting shit? Sounds like a yuge waste of time, just vote for the person you want
>>79477183
Any other lambie voters here?
>>79477904
Damn that must suck, where were you voting?
>>79477925
Immigrants aren't really a problem here though.
>>79477420
>voting a certain way so you can make a post to impress american neo-nazis in an attempt to get a couple of (You)'s
bruh
Who /protest vote/ here?
> Who freedom flakes?
LDP have the best all-round policies and the best memes.
>>79477934
First past the post voting is retarded. Preferential voting is far superior.
My polling station didn't even have sausage sizzle and I went their specifically for lunch today fucking stitched up cunt.
>>79477934
It's better because we don't have to compromise on a shitty second-worst candidate (eg Trump/Clinton).
>>79477934
>What's up with this ranked voting shit? Sounds like a yuge waste of time, just vote for the person you want
Preferential voting is great, it means you don't get UK style situations where UKIP gets 15% of the vote and only 1 seat in a 400 strong parliament.
>>79477183
>everyone complaining about long queues at polling places
>turn up to local polling place
>queue is literally just one person in front of me
>only have one how to vote card offered to me
>left within 2 minutes of joining the queue
that was less painful than I thought it would be
>>79477985
That was a different perspective on your post. That it was handled quickly because there are so few white people left
nigger
>>79477261
Can you give me a quick overview of the parties?
>>79478014
>LDP have the best all-round policies
Good joke.
>best memes.
Most cringey more like.
>>79477723
They should all just roll into one.
>>79478097
Are you projecting? It must suck living in lelbourne.
>>79478083
It's probably people that live in the cucked parts of the country.
>>79478014
Pretty reddit ad campaign desu
>>79477614
The Liberals definitely aren't classic liberals cunt the LDP are tho
>>79477934
It's so we can vote for meme parties without wasting the vote
Then the major parties can see which meme parties their voters like and adapt theirpolicies
>>79478129
> not supporting a free market economy
> not being anti-nanny state/regressive left
Yeah righto mate, Pauline all the way! Ban those muzzos!
1. One Nation
2. LDP
3. (((ALA)))
4. Shooters, Fisher and Farmers
5. NXT
6. Labor
How did i do?
>>79478048
Nah, we do still have that problem, you're thinking of proportional representation.
Preferential stops us from having similar parties A and B take 30% of the vote each and then completely different party C winning on 40%.
>>79478211
Can't overwhelm the Leyonhjelm.
>>79478007
I voted irregardless to what /pol/ thinks, I just was curious what people thought of my vote
>>79478238
fucking horribly
holy shit is LDP the new fedora tippers society?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU-8Uz_nMaQ
>cringe
>societies organise themselves magically
>no government
>people actually believe this
How I voted:
LDP
SFFP
Right wing meme parties
Labor
Didn't even give Libshits, Greens or all the filthy communist left parties a number.
>inb4 Liberals are better than Labor
House of Reps doesn't mean fuck all, Senate is where it's at.
>>79478083
housemate went out at 9am to 'beat the lines' took him 45 minutes. I rolled out of bed at midday and it took be less that 15 from leaving the front door to getting back.
>>79477934
>deciding the future of your country
>waste of time
Maybe thats why your country voted with their vaginas
>>79478124
There are a lot but here goes:
Liberals = Centre Right
Labor = Centre Left
Greens = Left
Nationals = Center Right with a rural focus.
Lib-Dems = Autistic Libertarians
NXT = Radical Centre
Then there's lots of centre and right wing parties/independents with varying levels of support such as:
JLC
One Nation
PUP
etc.
The libs and the Nats are in a coalition
How legit is this argument anons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO6UcfJcUcs
>Yeppoon
>Yep Poon
>>79478235
open borders and no NEETbux, way to choose the worst of both worlds
>>79478300
Whys that?
>>79478305
That's all libertarians man. They're delusional.
>>79478305
> Not knowing how pencils are made
Central planners should stay home.
>Pauline will win a senate seat
>>79478313
I think you'll find there are a significant number of communists in Labor.
>>79478124
>One Nation
Based right-wing party
>Liberals
Conservative
>Labor
Faggots
>Greens
Huge Faggots
>Everything else
Various meme parties
Nigga there's like 10 other right wing meme parties you could have chucked down before selecting fucking Labor and NXT
>>79478235
>Shilling this hard for the globalists.
It's like you want to be swarmed by foreigners and our national identity to be destroyed.
LDP voters are cucks just like the greens.
>>79477183
FUCK YOU CUNT
SAUSAGE SIZZLES ARE THE RIGHT OF EVERY STRAYAN EVERYWHERE
The only way I can see Australia surviving is under the Liberals, they have done well so far so I voted for Libs all the way.
>>79478385
> Open to economic migrants. Closed to welfare leeches. Fixing the welfare state so it's for the poor and not a lifestyle.
Get a job mate.
FTFY
I voted ALA in the Senate and LPA in the House of Reps
>>79478428
Yeah mate there are, but honestly I put em at like 10 because I may as well make sure Libs don't get in if none of the others I voted for don't. Chances are Pauline gets my vote anyway before Labor
>>79478305
Libertarians have always been the fedora of political movements. Watch them lose horribly to One Nation.
>>79478313
Is that the one where she pours a giant cocktail glass of urine over the sub's head?
>>79478313
need sauce
Put a party at 3rd preference and a party at 4th preference. Ended up crossing out the 3 and putting them 4th and my 4th changed to 3. That doesn't spoil it, yeah?
>>79478359
>friendlyjordies
I think he's a funny cunt, but the labor shilling is too much for me
>>79478019
Hmm I am intrigued by your voting system.
>>79478485
stop memeing you fucking retard
>>79478479
> Working for 10 years here before applying for citizenship
> Swarmed by foreigners
Oh yeah righto.....you know foreigners built this country right? Slavs, Chinks and other Europeans? Much different than flooding us with fake refugees, restricting gun ownership and giving them welfare.
They're actually sensible policies that could create a 4th major party, but no you're right let's just focus on single issues like muslims and ignore everything else, like loss of freedoms and the national debt, righto.
>>79478601
vote is null and void if any crossing out is present, you goofed.
>>79478508
>open to economic mugrants
>>79478546
Why are there so many of them on this board?
They must know the Ron Paul phenomenon was like, 10 years ago and their talking points are totally stale.
>>79478381
there was a massive cyclone up there last year. Days and days of newsreaders going: "And mass floodings and record wind gusts have been reported over night in Yeppoon."
>>79478546
>tfw voted for all the Christian parties just to trigger atheists.
>>79477183
>tfw too late to get a sausage
>>79478672
I'm sorry, what did Chinks build?
>>79478672
Reddit is down the hall and to the left
if the libs lose the entire west will shit brix after brexit. americans will be forming lines at the canada border in anticipation for a trump president.
>>79478508
>Open to economic migrants. Closed to welfare leeches.
Same fucking thing you autist. No one will be able to find a job in the economic failure that is libertarian economic policy.
Nationalism is objectively superior.
>>79477809
You will never be balls deep her, WHY EVEN LIVE?
>>79478601
This >>79478688 isn't true necessarily
I think the rule is that the vote counts if there is clear intention of who you voted for, that includes crossing out etc.
>>79478672
>Working for 10 years here before applying for citizenship
You know this equals working here for 10 years with no assurance of workplace standards or decent minimum wage right?
They literally want to import pajeets and chinks to work a third of our minimum wage and put AUSTRALIANS out of work.
Just kill yourself.
>>79478753
A housing bubble.
>>79478485
>WHITE
Damn straight. If it ain't white it ain't right.
>>79477615
I think they're my parents concrete lions!!!!
>>79478289
>irregardless
>>79478753
Inb4 Muh dim sims
Hot dog! Look at those hot dogs.
>>79478652
behead those who insult snags
>>79478359
too handsome, fuck off cunt.
You are dumb as fuck if you think Malcolm can't run Australia. I hope people here didn't actually vote Labor.
>>79478814
All right, that's good.
>>79478359
not very
>>79478825
This. I can't believe people actually fell for the LDP meme because of that one anti-PC video.
They're an even less disguised form of the (((globalists))) and are still able to leech votes from other conservatives.
Postal vote couple of weeks ago
1. Xenophon
2 green
3 labor
Can't remember rest
Come at me bros
>>79478814
Nah, pretty sure crossing out spoils it. Otherwise shifty cunts counting votes could change them.
>>79478894
>we think we're fuckin free when aussies have this shit
You win this round, you handsome devils
>>79478753
Gold miners, part of the Eureka Stockade. Literally build part of our identity.
>>79478238
kys
>>79478842
Definition of irregardless
nonstandard
: regardless
?
>>79479000
Too afraid to leave the house?
Any links to live results??
I want to watch...
>>79478968
Its not just about the house of representatives, its more important getting right-wing meme parties into the senate
>>79479031
So they came here to exploit the wealth the country has to offer and failed to integrate after 200 years
Yeah right
>>79479053
Results wont be for another 9~ hours
>>79479015
You might wanna send Trump a tweet showing him what Aussies get on election day. Maybe he can bring in burgers or hot dogs for American elections?
>>79479062
>its more important getting right-wing meme parties into the senate
And thank fuck we have preferential voting for doing just that.
Couldn't decide between a christian party or one nation for lefty tears. Went with Family First for first preference.
Putting the drongos like greens and sex party last is more satisfying than voting for your preferences who wont get any seats anyway desu
you're a bloody galah if you didn't put [1]PUP
Anyone who doesn't believe the Coalition will win are kidding themselves. Even fucking Bob Hawke said that the Libs would get in.
I hope this unironic lefty cucks stay here later.
>turn on abc
>"sausage sizzle sausage sizzle sausage sizzle"
What did they mean by this?
>>79479053
Not 100% results 24/7, but general related stuff on
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
>>79479000
Yeah nice, who did your boyfriend vote for faggot?
>House
LDP
ODD (who the fuck?)
Labor
Lib
Green
>Senate
LDP
One Nation
Xeno
AF
ALA
Labor
Some might piss and moan about it, but I like all the senate choices.
>>79478968
it's become clear to me that the urge to physically shitpost the government with the insertion of meme party candidates is too much for the average /pol/ posting australian
>>79479053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbfLlDlJ1qA
this might not work though and results won't be for another 8 or 9 hours
>>79479091
don't know what basement you inhabit and never leave, but Asians integrate amazingly well in my experience. And besides, it's not really integration when you were here before the country was even fucking federated.
Looking forward to the Greens holding the balance of power in the Senate and the libcucks losing govt.
who /rightwingmemepartiesonly/ here?
>>79479154
Didnt clive palmer resign?
ABC 24 is disgusting, they legit go out of their way to never ever mention anyone but Lib Lab and Greens. Biggest major party shills, my god.
Anyone ever seen them say a good word about any other party than the big 3?
>>79479031
This just a meme made by greeny leb poofs
>>79479293
Yep
>>79477183
tfw got there too late so didn't get a sausage
day ruined completely
>>79479290
KEK, I'm looking forward to you being on suicide watch in a number of hours.
>>79479146
>Putting the drongos like greens and sex party last is more satisfying than voting for your preferences who wont get any seats anyway desu
^This anon gets it. I know filling out the last dozen numbers doesn't matter. I just do it because I enjoy giving those two parties a figurative 'fuck you'.
>>79479349
They didn't even have any sausages where I went
absolute disgrace
>>79478894
This is how the hot dogs look in Maine.
>>79479316
>thinking that any party other than the big 3 is going to win anything
c'mon dude
>>79478238
>6.Labor
>>79479316
it works both ways though. I'm more driven to vote for meme parties because of this
>>79479091
>failed to integrate
what how?
because they don't walk around woolies barefoot like a bogan means they didn't integrate?
>>79479316
One Nation got a mention because they're trending on social media
That's about it
>voted for greens in house of reps
>voted for liberal democrats in senate
who /true blue senate master/ here?
>>79479176
What was that on?
>>79479166
its all there is to talk about until we start getting results
>>79479406
sausage sizzle != hotdog
DELETE THIS
>>79479412
>dude
australians on /pol/ are insufferable
>>79479456
>voted for Greens
GET OUT NOW
>>79479488
A friendlyjordies video, shows that his audience is completely brainwashed by his content which is pretty much labor propaganda
>>79479514
just shut the fuck up you memeing retard
Does anyone think these cunts are just not funny? And just pathetic?
Based Micallef is funny as fuck though
>>79479527
oh just fuuck up cunt
anyone know what happened to the democrats? you know with that hot despoja chick?
>>79479533
>japanese flag
>telling anyone what to do in this thread
>>79479538
The cunt's literally paid off by the unions. I couldn't give a fuck about them.
>>79479293
>who /rightwingmemepartiesonly/ here?
Here's how you do it:
>right wing meme parties
>your choice of liberal/labour
>whatever parties you don't care about either way
>your least favourite out of lib/lab
>sjw-tier garbage parties
>sex party and greens
>>79479456
>voted for greens in house of reps
>true blue
Fuck off commie scum.
>>79479594
He's right though, fuck off cunt
>>79479456
Get out you smelly cunt
>>79479552
make me cunt
you're probably from melbourne ya poof
>>79479565
They're a SJW comedy program now, with a little bit of good old banter. Very rarely funny like they used to be.
A shame how far downhill they've gone.
Just got back from voting for P A U L I N E
#ImWithHer
>>79479565
The chaser have fallen into SJW awful tier.
Shaun Micallef is the best comedian in Australia with no competition.
>>79479538
>friendlyjordies
Fuck him. Probably a paid stooge for Labor
>inb4 he does it for free
>>79479565
They're painfully unfunny now. They were sort of okay about 10 years ago.
>>79479615
I would have done that if I could be fucked to number all 100 and whatever
I was rushing to get to work so I only did the 6 minimum
>>79479594
Voted at the embassy today. Green and Labor shills out the front and now snags.
I deserve the right to have an opinion after my suffering.
>>79479565
Watched the first episode, couldn't finish it, they used to be fucking hilarious
>>79479514
Looks the same to me, different bread, different "sausage".
http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/federal-election-2016-bill-shorten-confounds-by-eating-sausage-sizzle-from-side-20160702-gpwwpi.html
is it illegal to have a national socialist party?
>>79479615
is there some kind of live ticker? Spain had some good one last week.
Senate:
1. Family First
2. Liberal Democrats
3. Liberals
4. Katters Australia
5. Shooters
6. Greens (for giggles)
AM I WHITE YET? PLEASE
I voted Rise up no.1. Did I do good?
>>79479749
What a dickhead. He denounced Brexit and Trump as well.
He's literally a cuck as well, and has a wife's son lmao.
VOTE #ONENATION.
Fuck malcom cuckbull, he wants that Muslim dick so bad he ignores our vets.
Fuck him, I wanna see pauline do some shit.
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SxFc37h6js
>>79479749
make sure to change baka to s m h
went to vote, had a based old lady chat to me about Islam and we pissed off this greens supporter who started crying
Based old lady did not give a fuck and we went to town discussing anti- refugee.
This was in Melbourne heartlands btw
>>79479810
there probably will be, but counting hasn't started yet
>>79479803
No
I've thought seriously about how this could get up and running in the past
>>79479749
>http://www.baka.com.au/
>baka
Always makes me laugh.
>>79479565
They sold out. The addition of vagina for diversity was what did it. At least there's no Muslims.
>>79478672
>Slavs, Chinks and other Europeans?
What the fuck did these cunts build? most white people in Australia are mostly from Ireland/Britain.
Every slav I've met in Australia are second generation, most slavs immigrated in the 60's and 70's, Chinks didn't come in mass numbers till even later.
People of British heritage built this country
www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2014/07/01/senator-leyonhjelm-says-some-cultures-incompatible-australian-society
>thinking LDP is pro-mudshit
lel
Guy who has never voted before here, I don't care for either party should I just draw a dick on the paper?
>>79479565
That scene where the two chicks tried to harass a dude - all because he was protecting others' right to offensive speech - was fucking cringe-worthy.
>>79479811
Fucking worst one I've see on here if it's true.
>>79479890
The women managed to do the best prank out of all of them with that wicked van
>>79479688
>Fuck him. Probably a paid stooge for Labor
Last I heard, he was literally paid by unions kek
>>79479923
Yes heh heh good goy
>>79479239
BAA BAA BATSHIT CRAZY JOYCE, what a total cunt flap
>>79479592
Their voter support went to shit right after Meg Lees gave Howard enough numbers to pass the GST and they disbanded.
Some people said the CIA had something to do with it, but I have no idea about that.
Online Direct Democracy, Flux, Science Party
Everything else is garbage
which party is going to cure my depression?
1. RISE UP
2. One nation
....
liberal before labour before greens.
What do I win?
>>79479944
Who you vote for then cunt?
I'm watching this, it was the only live coverage I could find:
http://www.skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2016/07/02/leaders-in-sydney-as-election-day-kicks-off.html
>>79478672
Fuck off we're full
>>79479923
Vote for the right wing meme parties like One Nation, ALA and Rise Up.
lads can you give me one line meanings for all the parties
so can make sense of your election
1. One Nation
2. ALA
3. LDP
4. Katter
5. Shooters
6. LNP
How'd I go lads?
>>79479811
>6. Greens (for giggles)
This isn't funny
>>79479811
This is arguably the worst, most confused effort Ive seen on here
>>79479803
Nope, just hard because Australians are lazy.
>>79480016
Not FF and Greens, that's for sure.
>>79479749
Rumour has it it's common practice for politicians to eat hotdogs from the side so no-one can photoshop a cock in their mouth.
>>79479979
>Last I heard, he was literally paid by unions kek
Sound about right. What a cunt.
>>79480058
You did good mate, I envy the Queensland ballots. Canberra was awful, with only LDP and Rise Up being the only right wing meme parties.
>>79479880
The term National Socialist makes people cringe.
You'd have to call it something like National Social Democrats for it to get anywhere. I'd vote for it in a heartbeat.
>>79480054
Libs
>""conservative"" centre-right party
Labs
>""progressive"" centre-left party
Greens
>Full SJW far left cuck party
Then there's a bunch of right wing meme parties that may get senate seats
>>79480001
Minorities, because all their shit stirring and memes will make you smile.
>Voting for One Nation
kek
KEK
>TFW Based Gillard accomplished more good in 2 years than one nation did ever.
>>79480054
>all the parties
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh fug
An animal justice party shill tried to get me to vote for them today, then when i left he shouted "They need us!!!"
>>79477183
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUARK I WANT ME A SAUSAGE SIZZLE NOW. I need me some fried onions and sausage.
>>79479811
>(for giggles)
m8 just leave. Go for a swim and don't turn back.
>>79480180
Or something about Identity maybe
I'm sure there'd be enough support for a Senate seat
who /greensandsocialistalliancedeadlast/ here?
>>79479803
UPF?
>>79480179
>Canberra
I am so sorry, Anon. You poor soul.
>>79479682
>>79479687
Damn, when did they turn SJW?
>>79480202
>based
Hey /r/Australia!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihd7ofrwQX0
>>79480228
r u a furry lol
>>79480185
>mfw voted lib dems, one nation, shooters and fishers and motoring enthusiast
>>79479277
We federated so we could keep them out retard
>>79480275
Of course
>>79478359
It's funny, I really enjoy some of his videos looking at Australian culture (I find the ones on music festivals/bali hilarious), but the young labour shit is completely unwatchable
>>79479533
make some games nip chong
>>79479622
LDP wasn't on my ballot, not voting for """""major""""" parties
>>79479647
i should shower
>>79480228
should've asked him if he supports halal yet still campaigns for animal justice
>>79478485
>LOOK HOW AUSSIE I AM MATES. HAHA CUNT MATE UTE ESKY CUNT SANGA NOTICE HOW AUSSIE I AM
>>79479989
>Science Party
Well done, sir. As a fellow science enthusiast I support your choices.
>>79477183
Just got back from voting. Voted Liberals in house of Reps and Liberal democrats in Senate.
Any other choice is irrational.
>>79480285
They were always labor lefty shills really, but once they got their show shut down for bantering on the make-a-wish foundation they've been total cucks.
>>79480285
Half the fucking cast are now women, what do you think?
>>79480364
Liberal and Labor over Green always
>>79479565
They used to dress up as Bin Laden and break into APEC
now they would probably say that islamaphobic ir make some other excuse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEZXfp0Fvp0
MANSPLAINING.
HAVE SOME RAGE.
>>79480275
Yep. Putting greens dead last was arguably the most enjoyable vote Ive ever placed in 5 election cycles.
>>79480285
It's been a slow process, they were god tier mid 00's when the Chaser's War on Everything was going on. Then they moved to the Hamster Wheel which was ok but not great, then they had the Media Circus which was cringeworthy to watch, and now this election desk shite has hit the lowest of the low.
Thank god for based Micallef who is actually hilarious.
>>79480390
Fuck off Melbourne.
>>79480275
You know it.
>>79480390
leb spotted
>>79480275
Put greens second last, couldn't justify putting the out and out Socialists ahead of them.
>>79480014
No LDP? No Shooters, Fishers, Farmers party?
>>79480396
As do I, good sir.
*tips labcoat*
>>79480520
It saddens me that there aren't webms of all of the faces and reactions Micallef pulls
>>79480553
Based Coight.
>>79478359
man his poofiness really comes out when he's playing himself rather than a character.
Typical arrogant young man who thinks he know everything.
Would be handsome but that nose ruins it.
>>79480339
which is completely relevant to what we're talking about somehow?
say it with me BACK IN THE SADDLE
>>79480469
>>/reddit/mensrights
>>79480390
Fuck off ya poof
>>79480360
I still haven't done enough research to properly accept or rebut his specific claims, but those issues shouldn't affect me either way so I wasn't really all that invested in finding out.
Doesn't matter either way - my vote went to ALA and ONE.
>>79480345
Thanks for the reminder that voting the Greens in dead last place was the right thing to do. Do those retards not keep track of any world news at all?
>>79478006
Yeah because we have tight restrictions.
If you loosen them we will have problems. You fucking dolt.
>>79480399
Cool, you want unfunded tax cuts for multinational companies, you want housing to only be available to investors already in the game and the rich, you don't want to keep your penalty rates, you don't want bulk billing, you don't want reasonable internet for a first world country etc etc
You're a fair dinkum dick head mate
Jbs and growth KEK
>>79480469
she got destroyed
probably had a cry on tumblr and asked for donations to treat PTSD
>>79480274
Nah mate, Identity is a turnoff if its coming from a white man. They'd smear us as racist xenophobic white supremacists.
I reckon they'd be able to get a few senate seats.
Feels bad being a democratic nationalistic socialist in this country. Fuck the new left and the champagne socialists.
Ugh
SHE CALLED IT A HOT DOG? ITS A FDUCKINGJ SNAG REEEEEEEEEEE WTF? ABC? MORE LIKE FAGGOT BC
>>79480448
balance of power m8s
if you can't keep these cunts honest they'll sell the rug under your feet if they could.
i'll be honest, i dont like greens. but they do 1 thing well, and thats blocking retarded policy.
One nation
LDP
ALA
Katter
Nick Xenophobe
Liberal
Prove me wrong.
>>79478359
Depends if you buy into the propaganda that the only thing that matters is how many billions we tax people to put into things we like and force on others.
Since I'm Libertarian this guy sounds like a Union puppet to me with no regard for alternatives or morality.
>>79477809
I don't get what the problem is with 'intersex', there is no way you can be brainwashed into thinking you are one. Intersex status is literally determined by genitalia/DNA
>>79480724
>men and women should marry
>OMG SO OFFENSIVE I CAN'T EVEN
How do these people even function? 10 bucks say they broke down when they saw an election poster at a school that wasn't the greens or some other faggy parties.
Any results coming in yet?
>>79480582
*tips safety goggles*
>>79480724
I am literally shaking.
>>79480844
Polls don't close until 6pm mate.
>>79480844
Voting doesn't shut until 6
>>79480844
Yes m8 you tested positive for HIV.
>>79480275
I hope you cunts voted for all parties and didn't allocate your precious sixth vote to that faggot party
>>79480844
yes liberals won, go to bed.
>>79480746
>Feels bad being a democratic nationalistic socialist
How many fedoras do you own?
>>79480724
>offending narcissistic faggots
Good on ya based CDP.
>>79480818
> prove me wrong
Replace Xenophon with Family First.
>>79480695
t.Labor Shill
It's the economy stupid, lower taxes, cut spending and people with ability flourish. As Frank Underwood said, you are entitled to nothing. Stop looking for handouts and get a job.
>>79479864
>This was in Melbourne heartlands btw
There's still hope :')
>>79480818
LDP
ONE
Xeno
ALA
AF
Labor
We could almost maybe be mates
Do you think FriendlyJordies is with us right now friends?
Voted One Nation
I hadn't read anything at all about ALA. I knew nothing about them so didnt vote for then for senate.
Should I have?
I voted -
LDP
One Nation
Rise up
Shooters Fishers Farmers
Katter
LNP
>>79480973
Hahahaha well meme'd friend! Front page of /r/Australia
>>79479989
G'day Reddit
>>79478359
I always hated that smug cunt
Good facial asthetic though
>>79480919
None, but I do have an ushanka you could rage about.
>>79480989
Good enough, One Nation will certainly get into the Senate anyway
>>79480961
Doubt it. He's probably preparing a rant for when his favourite union i mean party loses.
>>79479031
LOL fuck off gook go spam your propaganda elsewhere
>>79480724
I expect someone commented "Wow" on this
leftists seem to think "Wow" is a political argument for some bizarre reason
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>>79478214
So many shitposters in this thread. Hiro knows what to do.
>>79480989
Yeah
With those votes you should have looked into it
>>79480961
that cunt isn't funny, just genuinely annoying
>>79480961
Who do you think is behind all the labor shill posts?
>>79480989
Nothing of value lost, your preferences are great and will work fine.
>>79481111
Those quads are wasted on you Sven.
>>79481051
>One Nation will certainly get into the Senate
thats p funny m8
>>79480945
>Vote Libs
>Let people flourish
Pick one
Let's get a new thread up boys
Who is looking forward to this magnificent bastard present the stats?
>>79481111
checked
& all me
>>79477403
Why are there so many liberals from Australia on /pol/? We mock Swedes but atleast the ones here recognize their policies are shit.
how can ANYONE hate Richard Di Natale?
the name is PRESTIGIOUS, almost from antiquity.
>>79481203
Sportsbet odds $1.35
Nothing funny about that m8
>>79481113
To be honest they haven't done a good enough job advertising themselves if I didn't hear about them till last minute. I heard of everyone else, not them though.
>>79481111
Fuck off Sweden.
>>79481248
liberals are our republicans fuckwit or conservatives
Is there any advantage to voting for parties you hate last instead of leaving them out entirely?
I feel like i dun goof'd on my ballot
>>79481248
Liberals are the conservative (centre-right) party in Australia.
Labor are the left wing parties.
Liberal and Labor are the two major parties in our two party system.
>>79481228
My tutor at uni talked to him and apparently he despises all the political parties and hates politics lmao
>>79478238
pretty much the same except i was liberal
>>79481259
>Bourgeois running a Communist party
No surprises with the Greens at least.
>>79481259
He represents everything wrong with the Greens, their anti-nuclear communist origins. Being against data retention doesn't redeem him.
Shorten gonna chuck in a cheeky one nation vote
>>79481279
>sportsbet tricking dumb redneck cunts to throw their money away
top kek m8
>>79481330
if you voted above the line then you dun fucking goofed moron
>>79481248
>not understanding that different countries have parties with different names
Typical Amerifat.
1.One Naiton
2. Liberal Democrats
3.Rise up
4.family first
5. Hemp
6.libs
Fight me
>>79481352
which uni fa m
>>79481310
I'm talking about the fucking Greens and Labor fags.
>>79480690
>but those issues shouldn't affect me either way so I wasn't really all that invested in finding out.
Yeah, I don't actually care about Australia either.
>>79481405
>Voting for the hemp party
Degenerate
>>79481395
how so?
>>79481330
>Is there any advantage to voting for parties you hate last instead of leaving them out entirely?
It doesn't matter, if they're your last preference for them to have gotten your vote put down to them they'd have to already have one anyway.
>>79481111
>strayan thread
>actually not enough shitposters
cuck detected
also checked
>>79481405
Not even. Valid vote for a conservative unhappy with globalism. Good job lad.
>>79481420
ANU... kill me
Literal Greens central
>>79481434
my apologies then, yeah you're correct.
>>79481434
They are just from Melbourne, ignore them, It is like the California of Australia.
>>79481405
I'd rather buy you a snag/$4 whopper with bbq sauce.
>>79481180
Muhammed, you mean.
Just voted. Got pretty anxious while I was filling out the ballot. Some bogan dudes came up beside me to fill in theirs, but they took about two seconds so I assumed they donkey voted or drew a dick on the paper and left it at that or something.
>>79481434
You'd go left too if your right wing party was as incompetent as the Libs
>>79481395
>if you voted above the line then you dun fucking goofed moron
Why?
>>79481330
>Is there any advantage to voting for parties you hate last instead of leaving them out entirely?
Not really. Your preferences after the eventual winning party won't count for anything. It's just something you can choose to do anyway because it's satisfying.
>>79481477
you should have left them out entirely, the 1-6 above the line is for the parties you WANT in the senate
mfw a lefty starts spouting absolute bollocks
>>79481515
ANU is a lot better than USYD mate, at least you guys don't host Socialist conferences afaik.
>Three members of the Labour Party arrested pulling down Green Party posters
>>79481515
Atleast its not Melb Uni...
It's Greens heartland
#triggered
>>79481549
In Australia minor parties have power, in the US not even the Libertarian Party can make a change. We need incompetent LNPs so we can get more votes for a 4th major party to combat the Greens.
>>79481584
>you should have left them out entirely
Unless you numbered every party above the line, in which case you could put your least preferred party last.
NEW BREAD
>>79479712
The way he portrays Malcom is actually funny as fuck.
And based on research any monkey with Internet can do Labor is the best choice.
One nation nek best but its a pipe dream really. It always a two turd race.
>>79481454
>Yeah, I don't actually care about Australia either.
The reality is that both Labor and Liberal are half-decent at running the economy overall. It's mainly that one of them wants to benefit the poor a little more than the other.
What really matters in the long run is keeping progressives out of our senate so they don't turn Australia into another Swedistan. If Liberal or Labor do a shit job with the economy this next term, they'll definitely be swapped out for the other next election.
>>79481747
dad plz go
>>79480945
>people with ability flourish
you mean all the chinks and poos imported on 457s?
>>79479565
It makes me sad how un-funny they've gotten. These guys were the highlight of my week back in high school.
People are kidding themselves if they think they weren't always left leaning tho.
Someone link the new thread if one is made.
>>79481859
mummy
1. One Nation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_JAa2iZ8kM&feature=youtu.be&t=16s
>>79481228
me, last time he was sloshed as fuck towards the end of the coverage, most entertaining.
>>79481872
>People are kidding themselves if they think they weren't always left leaning tho.
Being left-leaning used to mean you were counter-cultural and anti-establishment by default. Now it's the far-right who fill that role, and that's why the far right now make funnier satire.
>>79481791
If faggots want a plebiscite for gay marriage we bloody hell should have one for penalty rates
>>79481929
You call that a mummy?
This is a mummy.
>>79482016
The far right is full of people who long for the establishment of old, they aren't anti establishment.
>>79481966
FUCK I did the top.
I didn't realize.
New bread is go.
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New thread?
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>>79481375
he plays AFL tho
>>79482235
>they aren't anti establishment.
They're anti the current establishment, at least insofar as its societal values have morphed into a parody of themselves.
>>79482207
Agreed.
>>79478825
>50k entrance fee
>deported if they cannot support themselves or commit crimes
did you even read the whole section?
>>79482307
Confirmed poofter then.
>>79482231
Oh my.
Voted Labor and put Libs last. You see, I'm a faggot. I don't want to get married, but I want the government to give me the same rights as other people. Straight white men are a fucking scourge on society, and Labor will help serve to eliminate them. With more muzzies coming in, their women will be taken and assimilated into Islamic culture while the Christian white boys will be left with nothing. Maybe they'll spread their boy pussies our way; we'll take them.
I'm going to be going to pos parties and contracting all sorts of diseases, but it's okay because the tax payer will pay for all my medication.
>>79481286
They were literally blocked from advertising, like they paid the fee and cleared it with the aec.
Then the tv channel didnt run it, literally blacklisted from the media
>>79478006
Depends on where you live, really.
>>79481488
At least you got the next best thing after 5.
>>79482231
She'd give anyone an Oedipus complex.
>>79481663
>blacking out the name
Faggot.
>>79482231
Gemma Arterton is just the ideal woman
I'll never marry her... why live?
>>79482016
So it basically just boils down to being a contrarian
>>79482231
holy FUCK my dick
>>79478672
Lmao you're a cuck. Non-whites didn't build shit til the 1990s. Even then, you couldn't really say they built anything except for a few business shops here and there. Asians were the main non-white immigrants, then everyone else flooded the country after 2000.
>>79479217
my senate was pretty much the same, except i had katter in 6th
