>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>who is robert
>>79463122
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
Robert
first for basketball
Robert wills it
>>79463122
WA FAGS CHECK IN
>98642
>>79463122
>Six males one female fighting in laundromat
>>79463122
SHOTS FIRED
>blacks fighting dog involved
look the fuck out
>>79463122
Yummy yummy fresh bread for my tummy
hello rogers, missed the past few days. anything good? last time we had
>man naked with boombox
>someone locked in bathroom
>something about a dead dog
That officer looks like young Morrissey.
>>79463216
You know it's rape
laundrymat war, and a dog as bonus
SHOTS FIRED
6 Males and one female and a dog involved
>>79463212
98502 reporting
>>79463237
Roberts*
Check your keys
>6 males one female all fighting
This won't end well.
>>79463122
10-4 Roberts getting high and enjoying a blanket with puppers.
>>79463279
KEK
newfag to this thread here, spoonfeed me the Robert meme please
>>79463279
fucking phone auto correct FUCK
>>79463237
>nog tried to drag a woman into a storm drain
>kids lit a building on fire with fireworks
What you missed earlier tonight...
> Son choking mother
> Mother choking daughter
> Gang disturbance.
> Woman held hostage while apartment is ransacked
> Random dude exposing himself to rush hour traffic
> No one wants to pick up the dead body.
> Check your keys! Please Please Please Please
> He punched a dog
> Shut your Mouth!
> Who's guarding the gun in the street?
> 12-year-old car thieves
> Man with nunchucks scaring people
> Hispanic man beating woman in apartment
> Passenger maces driver for pulling over for ambulance
> Homeless man excessively drooling
> Look out for the Air-a-bat-ic
> Send the police back to the house they just left they're fighting again.
> Man putting rag in gas tank, trying to light up car.
> Rapid fire 20 shots
> He's trying to blow up a car
> Throw it on the boss, I'm going to lunch
> Cop locked his keys in his cruiser
> Someone stole a cop's coat
> Woman in wheelchair yelling and blocking sidewalk
> Couple having sex on top of car
> Hispanic man beating woman in car
> "Group of guys" hanging out on Pope John Paul II drive
> Cop who didn't check keys "talking" about Robert
> Man seen "running heavy" (carrying weapon)
> Hispanic with bookbag on bike waving gun
> Disturbance at Dunkin Donuts. Every unit in town offers to respond.
> Beaten up by "daughter of childrens father" (flowchart will follow later)
> The perp is black, his socks are red, and his gun is blue
> Bipolar mother won't get out of car at hospital.
>man just escaped the hospital with his Iv still in while wearing scrubs
>white man escaped with shaved head
It's habbening
This chicago hot dog going to last me the night.
>Jacked white male walking out with IV FROM THE ER
B-big boss is that you?
>>79463243
straight up ringer
$10 says its a pitbull
holy fuck that was a long ass rant
>have a good night
>>79463298
Robert must choose you
>>79463122
Why would any bright young soul want to pursue a career as a LEO before? I'm a fucking vet and we don't get this much hatred and we are WAY WORSE than fucking cops Jesus
almost 10 pm in Chicago
When does Robert start his shift?
Need an _official_ thread drinking game over here.
Currently drinking on the obvious: shots fired, deaths, any exceptional banter, etc.
>>79463122
old sheet.
>>79463237
>possible human bone
>cop shoutout to anonymous
>>79463331
>Passenger maces driver for pulling over for ambulance
>>79463399
They'll say good morning and check in m8
BOTTLES AND GUNS.
GANG FIGHT! AW YEAH LETS GO
nigs yelling in the background
>>79463363
Naked "empty an m9 into the welfare line"snake
Naked "mother base for the master race" snake
Is on the lose in chicongo
Gang fight in front of store, bottles thrown(?)
>>79463362
Savour it while it lasts.
>>79463363
> the lion just awoken
ALERT ARERT 15 MINUTES UNTIL OFFICIAL ROBERT TIME
>>79463369
fucking added mate. starting a new sheet right now.
>>79463379
I teach sociology and pop culture stuff at college, a lot of my students are pre-LEOs (marshals and shit).
They are almost all just awesome kids who want to make a difference. All the idealism of young blue haired sjws but none of the bullshit
need backup
>tfw no one's reposted your oc
>go play the lottery
10-4
>>79463513
10-4 Robert, Robert
How soon before mexicans run the blacks out of chicago?
>>79463379
Wanting to make a difference, decent paying job with little to no education requirements, etc.
"Don't play the lottery."
Robert is a millionaire. Shootin niggas from his Mercades confirmed
>>79463513
tfw real Robert hours haven't even started yet
>>79463542
Kek at pic
>>79463544
I got mine reposted in a Trumpgen OP today, famalam. keep trying.
>>79463544
PARKED IN HANDICAPPED SPOT
IT'S ALL OGRE
Has there been anymore radio trolling?
SIX NIGS FIGHTING EIGHT NOGS AND A DOG
>pitbull just killed a man
WHAT
>>79463331
>Cop locked his keys in his cruiser
kek
PITBULL CONFIRMED
SHEBOON WITH A KNIFE
>>79463544
was it this?
SOON(tm)
>>79463629
Is Robert from last night?
BEASTMASTER GETS A KILL
>>79463544
>rolling
Dog killed someone
>there's a guy out here and he's dead
lol pitbull confirmed
dog getting murdered incoming, pitbull din du nuffin wrong
>>79463594
I can get wanting to be a cop in some nice quiet rural town but this?
onto green sheet. no black out yet.
>>79463674
Kek
Wtf that female armed with a knife, having pit bull sick somebody
Two male blacks, two f blacks one with knife
Shirtless male black
Man sicced dog on another man, man apparently dead
>>79463650
Yes. Sad trombone and heavy breathing
how can one city be so based
We're going into a gang fight. remember me if i fall /pol/ - robert
>>79463679
I hope it was a nig
pitbull a good boy, he going for scholarship
>>79463530
Really? I havent heard of a single Marshal that gets in without vet experience (I'm just a dumb USMC vet though)
My point is I feel bad for these kids who want to get into this line of work only to be vilified for doing the right thing. The "job" pay and benefits is good but what good is that if you get thrown under the bus when you shoot someone even though your in the right?
>>79463594
Some LEO positions require serious experience, ICE, Federal Marshals, FBI, I guess all fed positions but still
I din no u awll wer still ou thar.
>>79463738
That looks like the black version of American history x
>>79463774
he a gud dog
>NOBODY ANSWERED
>>79463738
> pictured here is a great grandfather and his great grandson
4470 guy has a nice radio voice
>>79463739
Kek will be pleased if you do
WE GON FIND YOU
WE GON FIND YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw
Can someone please explain this Robert thing to me pls
G'day lads
having a lunch break while i tear up my backyard
CHECK YO KEYS
>>79463417
I'm in. I'm drinking beer so I'll just take a huge swig for each event.
>>79463775
we also have a good number of students who are vets, some of them are in the LEO programs but most of them are into physical or mental therapy.
three of my grandparents were marines. thank you for your service.
Someone tell that asshole to get his finger off the talk button
>>79463848
He's quick too, like some of these other people should be
>>79463772
Gang fight
someone had a dog sicced on them
>>79463906
y-you to
>>79463909
lol dead by morning
>>79463925
CHECK YO KEYS ROBERT
>officer Chavez
>friend of Daniel and Robert
>>79463864
welcome mate, enjoy the show 10-4 Robert
good MORNING
>>79463910
psh don't thank me dude just send dip to some homies overseas haha.
i work at a fucking car dealership now I should look into that shit
>>79463417
"black male white shirt"
>>79463417 You are gonna die of alcohol poisoning this weekend.
>more fireworks
>>79463775
Higher ranked positions would be more demanding, of course, but the entry level positions I've looked at haven't had much complex in the way of education requirements.
listen to this at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvSfqBJi0ss
>>79463910
>his grandma was a marine
>his grandma is bea arthur
GOD DAMN I LOVE THIS DISPATCH
>this sassy dispatcher
>good morrrninng
ROBERT TIEM
WOMAN IN A HEADLOCK
>man has woman in a headlock
weak should fear the strong
>In a headlock
We WWE now boys
>man has women in headlock
ayy lmao
Battery, Male has woman in headlock
>>79463122
Battery in progress
Man has the woman in a headlock
> MAN HASA A WOMMAN INNA HEADLOCK AN IS BEATIN HER
>>79464056
Kek
Good morning! Battery in progress!
>>79463775
I don't think a police officer will worry about leftists whining on the internet when they, and their fellow officers, know that they did the right thing. From what someone said last night, the pay is actually pretty good.
The real problem in the CPD is politics/corruption/favoritism. Cops with connections > good cops in terms of pay, posts, etc. etc.
Violent urban youth are probably the biggest problem, ofc.
H E A D L O C K
E
A
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L
O
C
K
>>79464077
powerbomb soon>>79464066
>>79464065
>>79464056
>>79464046
>good morning
This woman is fucking giving a lowdown on everything happening for these people.
we robert now
TIME TO CHECK MY KEYS
Niggers better get ready, Robert.
>>79464007
despite the general truth to SJWs in college being douchebags, everyone is pretty supportive of vets being college. you would be welcome there, if you ever decided to get into it.
>>79464134
I laughed at this
Also, it's 10:00pm
>>79464134
Funny, isn't it?!
>>79463665
Red dots be racist
Them blue areas need mo diversity
>>79463958
I'm literally drinking to not go into withdrawl right now. Liter of whiskey and a few beers yesterday for me.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111206011122AAR4CHP
Robert is code for relief
Robert this is 32605 checking in. Robert.
WHO ROBERT HERE??????
>husband intoxicated
>uhh theyre fighting
headlock x3
>>79464175
Cheeseburger?
>>79464026
http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi/page/gr/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=74945100
probably too personal but whatever.
>Intoxicated husband in fight with wife
This really deserves a sticky.
MODS PLS
MODS PLS
MODS PLS
MODS PLS
>>79463212
98266
>>79464211
Third shift dispatch often say "good morning" when they start their shift
>>79463775
>USMC
muh nigga
MOS?
>>79464255
10-4 ROBERT
GIMME SOME MF (you)s
GARBAGE CAN ON FIRE
>Couple struck by car
>garbage can on fire
>GARBAGE CAN ON FIRE
>garbage can on fire
>gunfire
WE SOMALIA NOW
"Garbage can on fire"
>a car or a garbage can?
it's hard to tell sometimes
>>79464330
>ROFLN
>>Same feed with ambient music:
>>http://youarelistening.to/chicago
I really enjoy spending time with you /pol/
:^)
>>79464288
If we keep this up every night they will have no choice but to notice us.
Maybe we'll get one for the 4th.
>>79464288
Just wait until later tonight when shit gets really crazy. It's Friday and a holiday weekend. The only factor that could possibly be added to make things crazier is if it were a full moon.
good morning can you check dat music
>>79464363
WHY ARE THEY BURNING TIRES?
>>79464330
nice OC
loud music or battery, which to choose?
>GOOD MORNING
What fuckinh time is it in chiragnarok?
@79464330
"(You)"
>>79464156
Oh, I agree man. I'm not saying "leftists whining." But there has been a serious movement against the police recently. I wish I had a link on hand, but you saw the new "revised de-escalation" techniques Baltimore Police Department will have to put into effect?
I just don't want our brave men and women and blue putting their lives on the line anymore than they have too. Thats all dude. As long as liberals back the "violent youth", they have political power.
>>79464301
degenerate POG 0802 thats now nearly deaf
>>79464429
They say that when they clock into their shift.
>>79464330
>That ID
>>79464429
10-4
Good Morning Robert
>>79464443
Newfag
>couple hit by car
Ok assuming the first hit and run is dead and the shooting victim dies
The death count: 4
check out that loud music, then the BATTERY IN PROGRESS
>>79464429
9:57 pm
>>79464290
Smoking weed enjoying the Roberts doing gods will. I PRAY 4 KEK TO WATCH OVER ALL OUR ROBERTS.
>>79464363
>garbage can on fire
>gunshots
>"Can you check that loud music?"
BITCH
Who's hoping for shots fired just to take a drink?
>female driver rekt.
>>79464392
Tonight and tomorrow will be the peak tho
>>79464428
>it jus a party
>>79464443
HOLY FUCKING SHIT NEWFAG LOL
LOL
>>79464471
Oh that makes sense, thanks Robert
>Female driver crashed into building and something else
AYYYY a woman crashed into a building go figure
>>79464487
this state is not win at all
Robert when?
CHECK DAT MUSIC
LIFELINE ALERT
>>79464481
>he doesn't know le ebin @reply meme
lurk more
>woman driver
>hit a building
>extensive damage
>>79464579
kek
>>79464330
nice one friend
good morning
>>79464429
night shift dumbass
>>79464581
>he replied
post-meme ironic irony posting is a thing fucking roody-poo
>>79463362
You got a dog from sonic and wanna act like a Chicagoan? Fuck you!
>>79464629
Good evening.
>>79464581
>does not know your a faggot talking about memes on 4chan
and to think i might go to University of Chicago
HEY how about a moment of silence for the rookie officer from monday who fucked up the body removal procedure.
gettin' AGGRESSIVE
>Male black with no shirt getting aggro with black female in front of gas station
>>79464458
>field arty
Honorary grunt status for you.
no more POG status for you.
the hearing might be an issue though
gettin...
AAGGRESSSIVVVE
NIGGER IS HORNEY
Did she just say the nigga had a pacifier?
>>79464669
go with the other choice.
Chicago is a fucking shit hole.
>>79464629
RARE
A
R
E
holy shit the listeners have tripled in the past like 30 minutes
will Robert be our way of identifying each other during the happening?
>>79464629
Tripoli embassy checking in
>>79464648
All these candy-ass newfags
>>79464629
S E M I R A R E
A
R
E
>>79464733
/path of robert/
>>79464679
>tmw we hear a massive explosion over the radio
>>79464629
military ?
>>79464683
it is its fucking whack
>>79464579
I've fallen, and I can't find my fucking keys!
>>79464648
IRONIC SHITPOSTING IS STILL SHITPOSTING, ROBERT
>mfw if you turn Chiraq Bingo into a drinking game everyone would die of alcohol poisoning an hour into the stream
alone with 2 year old lol
NIGGA CLIMBING IN THE WINDOW
>>79464512
Don't be hasty man, we're here until 5AM. By about 1AM, you'll wish for peace.
Niggas trying to climb in through the window!
>Group 2 go to lunch
>burglary in progress, someone trying to climb into a window, female occupant with two year old child
>>79464772
kek
>CLIMBING IN A WINDOW
>>79464721
>ISIS
>Rare
>>79464679
Some kind of odd orangutan mating ritual
>>79464733
yup.
"fucking niggers die *gunfire*
noise behind you
"ROBERT ROBERT ROBERT"
oh god ano its you i thought it was one of them for a second there
ROBBERY IN PROGRESSIVE WOMEN ALONE WITH 3 YEAR OLD
>>79464629
I hay Lybia
> BURGLARY, NIGGER TRYING TO GET IN THROUGH WINDOW
>>79464833
HIDE YO 2 YEAR OLDS
HE'S CLIMBIN IN YO WINDOWS
HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE
>>79464763
>It happens
>Everyone checking in on Chicago PD freq via radio
10-4
ROBERT CONFIRMED NO CALL BACK
give 3 year old shotgun, let them come
>nigga climbing in the window
>>79464629
RONE? IS THAT YOU?
>places pistol on table just in case they come out of speakers
>>79463212
98221. Am I alone!?
BARBEQUE GONE BAD
>>79464930
10-4 Robert, Robert
>barbecue gone bad
>Barbeque GONE BAD
>GONNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS
>we are going to see what happens
Kek
BBQ gone bad
Check your keys!
Sleeping bag anons flight was meant to be today, lets see if he posts here later. If he's legit what time will he arrive in chiraq?
>inb4 check yo keys
>>79464965
how is that charge merited
CHECK YOUR RADIO
CHECK
YOUR
KEYS
CHECK YO KEYS!!
