>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>who is robert
>>79459262
>>79459262
Check Yo Mikes
Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.
>>79459262
play with /pol/
> yea its the same guy... I thought they would've locked him up
The officers are tired with these nigger shenanigans
>>79459377
> they ask to be saved and I'll look down and say "meme"
>>79459262
WA FAGS CHECK IN
>98642
Smoking weed enjoying the Roberts doing gods will. I PRAY TO KEK TO WATCH OVER ALL OUR ROBERTS.
>ALARM AND SUSPICIOUS PERSON
>>79459481
/olywa/ reporting in
I wonder how these cops feel to know that on the weekend literally be in a warzone
>>79459568
read the cop blog in the OP!
>>79459558
Orondo, WA checking in. 40 Mintues north of Wenatchee.
>Hit and run
>>79459558
> that theme
Fuck off faggot
>>79459323
>Black male, wearing red
Its a flyover kind of feel
>>79459481
your sales-tax-free pants reporting in
>Woman abusing handicap plate after being healed
Makes me sick
>>79459568
They are used to it by it now, Memorial Day was fucked.
>>79459558
Please kill yourself pothead
>a hit and run
Five minutes in and we've already got a body
>>79459558
Is that fancy weed any good?
>>79459714
What happened on Memorial Day?
>>79459744
Yes.
Industrial grown and tested to state standards.
>>79459715
stay in Oklahoma faget.
>>79459558
>>79459623
>>79459481
Checking in WA best state. Check out co2 oil Roberts. 39$ a gram and goes long way.
>>79459383
updated version
New York City reporting, did I miss anything yesterday?
>>79459821
and a new one
>>79459814
I just can't give up that old school glass and flower action.
And now back to Roberts.
>>79459841
Stable is not a condition.
>>79459715
chill the fuck out
>person with a gun
aw shit gang fight chick with a gun lets goooo
>>79459859
i told you last night and ill tell you again, get rid of all the vagina qualifiers.
>>79459902
>female tenant with a gun
>>79459841
Nigger hiding in sewer drain trying to pull a woman in
>>79459902
They better not infringe
Man I really feel like watching swatkats in the morning
VICIOUS ANIMAL
Oh shit doge what are you doing.
>>79459814
Is it legal for you fags to grow up there? I'm in OR and have pounds of dope with more plants in the ground, no point in buying when it's that expensive.
>>79459969
I'll get rid of two and we'll compromise. Just got home
>they've fled into the woods south of Chicago
We on a manhunt now
>>79459980
holy kek, that's amazing
>>79460015
>be dog
>just trying to get to work
>big meeting, smith proposal
>get attacked by crazy black lady
>A lot of violence
>>79459866
According to his account, the holy apostles took from the spices that were used to anoint the body of Jesus Christ when he was buried, added pure olive oil to it, and prayed over it in Upper Zion, the first church where the Holy Spirit fell in the upper room.
>>79459323
>>79459821
>>79459383
>>79459859
perfect
>>79460037
"illegal" but a lot of people grow anyway.
pretty much no one cares.
>>79460073
kek
>>79459980
>We all float down here
>Wants to kill parents because of drugs
>>79460073
Kek
>walkin with a KAAAAANE
>his son was very depressed
>he's threatening to kill his uhhhh parents
>he's on a lot of drugs
>75 year old man intoxicated walking with a cane
OG Pimp right there
>>79460073
>tfw going to move to Seattle for job in a few weeks.
70k, job is in near Belltown. Any suggestions on where to live?
>75 year old white male with cane intoxicated
He didn't fight the good fight for this...
>>79459980
Who/what is Robert?
Fuck you /pol/
>>79460203
/r9k/?
>>79460073
>>79460147
>>79460261
Look into your soul, there you will find Robert.
A Chicago nurse got a rude awakening Thursday afternoon when a man in her Portage Park neighborhood blew off his hand with a firecracker – a body part that was found hours later by the nurse’s dog.
>>79460147
Burst out laughing. Thanks for that.
>>79460301
I seems like something a morbidly obese basement dweller would do
>She's afraid to walk out, locked in bedroom... she say the door is open
Nigger you are not locked-in if the doir is open
>>79460295
Great, Libs vote in Obongo to bring people together with hope and change. Now we closer to a race war then ever, thanks dems.
EXPOSING HIMSELF!
guy in an alley exposing himself to people
MUH DICK
MAN EXPOSING HIMSELF TO PEOPLE
>we got a female black exposing herself
>we got a female black exposing herself
>we got a female black exposing herself
>>79460422
front door unlocked bedroom door locked
I just realized I could Chromecast webpages to my TV. No more computer speakers or earbuds.
>>79460488
> woman
>>79460526
>using chrome
>to put robert on the tele
this is probably OK.
>>79460295
Fake
>stand by ma'am
>dey fled
>rob phone
>run away
>come back to crime scene
suprise suprise nigs being retarded
>two blacks
>robbery
just started bingo and I'm off to a good start.
>>79460488
god damn,
i hope whoever took that photo killed that ugly fetus abortion soon after
>that last robbery call
That was very precise information
>>79460345
Looking for your keys?
>>79460510
SHE'S LIBERATING HERSELF FROM THE PATRIARCHY!
>>79460647
check yo keys
YA KNOW YA WANT DIS DICK BEEEIIOTCH
I bought a Chicago hot dog on my way home to eat while listening to the scanner!
>>79459980
Brutal.
>>79460639
please be nice to knuckles
rate living in oak park even though is right next to nigger town? considering a move to chicago from portland, oregon. grew up in detroit so i realize nogs will be noggin.
>>79460647
> CHECK YO KEYS CHECK YO DRAINS KEYS
KEK SAD TROMBONE
HAHAHHAHAHA
WOMP WOMP WOMP
wah wah waaaahhhh
lol what the fuck was that
>That sound
That fucking sound effect...
LMAO WTF
THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LMAO?!?
womp womp wompppppp
What just happened
>>79460702
Heading to bed early tonight.
>that noise
This shouldn't take long.
wtf was that losing horn?
The fuck was that?
wa wa waaaaaaaaha
>funny sound effect
>>79459980
Please tell me the news has covered it.
>>79460732
Are you tired of all the hobos in Portland?
>>79460688
Enjoy it, I could go for one about now.
WAM WAM WAMWAMWAMWAM
who in the fuck is robert?
WAA
WAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>79460732
Lived in pdx 04-05, lived in Chicago 08-09
I will never fucking go back to Chicago.
>>79459262
btw op (and anyone that is op for these threads), I love you for posting these.
>>79459969
just for you senpai
Hairy zebra
We got a local fag cb trolling?
NIGGA IS STILL IN THE ALLEY EXPOSING HIMSELF
Living on a street named Demon
nope.jpg
>>79460647
>hey bich u lookin for yo janglers
>>79460952
>Demon
Probably Damon, but sure same difference.
>group of males with bats
>trying to get in yo house
jesus I am happy I live in the woods.
>group of males with bats trying to to break into a woman's house.
>tfw you will never be a Chicago Police dispatcher and get to get paid to hear this ridiculous shit all day
>female being attacked
>group of males with baseball bats trying to break in
Wew
>>79460910
CBfag or a very naughty ham. QRM on any police frequencies is a serious crime, not just a slap on the wrist by the FCC.
>>79460647
HOL UP
> Nigs trying to get in some woman's house, they got bats
Oh boi she should hide under a bridge
>group of males with baseball bats
WTF is this Somalia!?!
>>79461098
YOU BE SAYUN
>>79460808
yes, fucking hobos and shitty liberal mayors who enable their assinine habits. its like mad max around here. ive lived downtown since the 90s and ive never seen it this bad. what we lack is straight up ghetto bangers, we make up for in opiate addled freaks. were a social cesspool in many regards....
>buncha people fighting in the street
>people missing
>>79460808
>Just Rollin a blunt dawg
>I aint grabs noes one
ZONE 7 CLEAR. CELEBRATE
KIDNAPPING!
>>79461137
WE WUZ FLOATIN N SHIEEEEET?
Missing kids ayy
>>79461098
Nice.
>>79461076
wouldn't it be almost impossible to catch the fucker though?
>man saying his wife and kids are missing
>she's said he battered her
When your so stupid you don't even realise your wife just left you
> Mr.Ackles wonders where his wife and children are, he was a abuser tho....
>>79460732
Way too dangerous. Try Andersonville or Norridge for a safe place to live
>>79461076
God I hope he goes full retarder with it
>>79460890
>98642
work in Portland with the lowest common denominator. they preach love forgiveness and tolerance, but if you have a #MAGA hat you are scum and should be doxxed or assaulted. meanwhile all cops and service people give you a head nod.
>mfw
>stressed 36 year old lost his bed
>>79461193
Not if someone is listening for him (who knows if there is). Each radio emits a unique tone which can be detected with triangulation.
Source: Am ham, know foxhunters (people who track down other people who interfere)
>30 year old male in distress
>he's in distress because he's off his mess
Chris chan?
>>79461193
The first time or two. If it happens a couple times, they'll put some effort into triangulating the signal.
>>79461282
Anything that is not bolted down can/will be stolen in chiragnarok
Faggots listening to me while I'm on my shift. Listen for a shout out pol
>>79461321
>meds
>>79461259
I am very familiar with this. I live in Oly which is like a tiny incestuous portland.
Anyway, avoid Chicago.
>>79461345
Good lord.
>>79461282
they said he is off his meds not lost his bed lol
SHOT IN THE ASS
>>79461349
Kek, you better anon
>>79461361
I know the autocorrect I have is fucked
>this guy still exposing himself
>cool
>Kids shooting fireworks at each other
Practice for when they grow up
>walking home from work
>get shot in the ass by firworks
>>79461154
Somebody nudge that turd back into the sewer.
> WE GOT KIDS SHOOTING FIREWORKS AT PEOPLE
>...
>What part of the body were they shot at?
These cops I swear
NO MORE DEAD COPS
>>79461349
too good to be true
>>79461349
> officer dipshit knocked over a rack
> 10 - 4 Robert
>>79461322
Yeah but all they would know is where the dude WAS and what time he made the trans. He could just make sure he wasn't anywhere with cameras or just transmit to a reciever left somewhere effectively using a radio proxy lmao
Plus it would take a while to triangulate it wouldn't it?
>>79461439
>work
>>79459262
Good evening Roberts, Robert.
>>79461417
the autocorrect made it rhyme better so I wasn't sure...
>group of males with bats trying to to break into a woman's house
>group of people fighting in the street
>missing people
>stressed 36 year old lost his meds
>a fucking firework fight
Chicago's Southside is a magical place
>>79461452
988,342,262,124 DEAD COPS
>>79461482
naw dude, just jam it in.
>>79461322
They won't. The radio guys work 9-5 M-F. They had a jammer for months and didn't have the manpower. FCC didn't care either.
Another guy shot in ass
>>79461369
10-4 Robert
>>79461376
Poor guy must have had his mattress stolen right out from underneath him or some shit, that's bonkers
>>79461482
Nope, you just gotta go whole hog on it.
>>79461464
Thought i heard an officer just say "pol" and the dispatch was like "what?"
>>79461537
and it's not even Robert's shift yet
POST ANONYMOUS
>>79461537
Kek its just pure chaos
HEATED
DICE
GAME
>>79461639
thought I heard that too wasnt sure what the first part was but i heard anonymous
Dice game? who gonna respond to that?
>come home and yo apartment be shot up
Was that just a backlog read off?
>watermain break!
>>79461639
my partner is looking at me funny :)
I'd be pissed if someone shot up my apartment.
>her apartment has been damaged by gunfire
>people drinking in the street
>illegal gambling
In 1 minute
ABSOLUTE CHAOS ON THE SCANNERS
The snark holy shit
>>79461639
they get anonymous callers all the time.
>ROBERT
>>79461722
start baneposting, ask if a suspect is a big guy
>Heave breathing
>HEAVY BREATHING
YES HEAVY BREATHING
Goddamn breathing
>>79461740
HEAVY BREATHING
DARTH VADER
WTF heavy breathing?
What was that breathing?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
[heavy breathing intensifies]
>HEAVY BREATHING
>that breathing
>>79461705
maybe it was /pol/ anonymous
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
was the breathing the shout out??
cop signal, had enough, don't call me anymore tonight
>9-11
pls dont mess with their radio they cant check keys or chase storm drain creatures
9/11
>>79461722
OFFICER ROBERT KEK?!
>male vs. female
>>79461660
July 4th is gonna be a real show.
>>79461911
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>79460345
Kek
Love your artwork (if you're the same dude; love it all otherwise).
srsly though, who is Robert?
ROBERT 9-11
>>79461978
starts tonight brosis.
Its official there's someone shitposting on the radio
Does crime drop significantly in Chicago during the winter? Considering how brutal the winters are there
>>79462015
Trombone sound
heavy breathing
What next?
>>79462048
Yes.
When the temp breaks 60 degrees on the weekends is when the murders start.
>>79462075
ASK IF A SUSPECT IS A BIG GUY
>>79462048
It's not AS crazy but the scanner is still going non-stop. You get a lot more reports of drug use and domestic in the winter time.
>>79462048
probably ramps up with people stealing shit to burn for warmth
>lives in the basement
Anon detected
>>79461903
>tfw a nignog dragged your family into a storm drain, only thing left was possible human bone
/pol/ Origins
basement dweller getting frisky
>>79462048
>>79462085
Battery and domestic is still high though, I imagine?
>>79462048
Crime tends to drop during snowy/cold winters in general.
>>79462130
maybe, its really busy right now Im about to go on break
>>79462152
>POSSIBLE
>HUMAN
>BONE
>>79462075
> big guy
> big guy?
> for you Robert
>>79462130
Not me bro, I was just pondering his next move.
>>79462048
Yeah, but this years winter was warm as fuck so crime was way up compared to years past.
Weather really is a crime stopper.
>>79461896
>mfw boomhauer was making sure dale never became a terrorist.
10-4 Robert
>>79462223
I am only mildly racist, but I am pretty sure cold weather and black people don't get along.
>>79462223
Winter-chan is our best friend.
>playin their loud music
>>79459262
Binga Bingo Bongo I don't want to leave the Chincongo Oh No No No No
Female overdosin.
female overdose, no way
GIVE ME ONE FUCKING SECOND
>niggas pointin guns at cars but too scaredy to pull the trigger
bahahahaha
>>79462279
You'll have to explain Chicago and Detroit then
Possible overdose, oh boy!
>finally got that alley happening for my bingo card.
>>79462300
My keys go jingal jangl jongol I refuse to go
4 day weekend lads
baby pants?
wonder what happened at the dice game?
>>79462279
when nogs get all depressed just tell them to get some vitamin D and iodine pills.
>works with darkies.
>>79462357
dem social benefits and blacks do get along very well, though.
>>79462310
>>79462334
