Jack Daniel's was invented by a negro. How does that make /pol/ feel?
>>79459225
jack daniels is definitely the rap music of whiskey so i'm not surprised
>>79459278
i was going to say the mcdonalds
Makes sense piss drinking baboons would invent piss water whisky
>>79459225
Shit-tier whiskey. Insignificant achievement.
Drink this instead.
>>79459225
>Drinking the distilled Jew
>>79459225
> Nigger-tier drink
> Invented by a nigger
Wew
>>79459225
I drink lukasova, not too beat up about niggers finding ways to get fucked up.
>>79459225
Makes me feel like buying a better whiskey.
>>79459225
It's ok with ginger ale or cola but you won't drink that pure.
Doesn't matter to me. I don't drink alcohol.
I quit drinking ever since I attempted to escape the police by driving without my lights on. Keyword of that sentence: attempted.
>>79459225
It doesn't make me feel anything, Jack Daniels was always cheap shit whiskey.
>>79459347
This. Canada makes the best whiskey
No nigger boon drank up here
>>79459225
Good on 'em. Actually gave something to society, so way ahead of his brethren in that regard.
Makes sense.
Alcohol is degenerate.
I like drinking pic related. Extremely good bourbon for $30 if you can get it. Pity hipster faggots have basically made it impossible to find for less than $300
>>79459569
>Canada makes the best whiskey
said noone ever
>>79459225
That's ok. Drinking in general is degenerate anyway. Real men always have a clear and sober mind and body.
>>79459372
this meme kills me everytime
>>79459225
Yeah, it certainly tastes like it.
>>79459225
Gram bell woods
Halli salasi
Louis lattimer
What is your point? I'm on /pol/ and can tell you more than you know.
> Not peanut butter, shit 4 brains.
Real inventions.
I'm as white as Antarctic snow. How does that make you feel, you fucking bigot?
>>79459663
He I'll had to you Fritz, you may be cucked to the extreme, but you make mighty fine beer
What are some good liquors to drink straight?
All of the liquor I've tried were shitty straight up but okayish when mixed
>>79459663
Did you know that Irish Whiskey was made by a Scotsman?
Kek
>>79459347
>New world whisky
>>79459581
I believe he was a slave at the time though.
>/pol/ doesn't both to fact check
How disappointing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Daniel
>>79459754
Yeah that's because mixed drinks taste better.
If you drink it straight it's gonna taste shitty.
>>79459807
good choice, i mainly drink this these days though
>>79459663
My whiskey shelf is one of the few places where diversity is genuinely enriching. Sweet Kentucky bourbon, peppery Candian rye, smooth as silk Irish whiskey, smoky Scotch. All of them have their time and place.
>>79459225
Fine, because it is absolute shit.
>>79459686
You sound like a tool. I completely understand where you are coming from, but damn. Let loose a little.
>>79459807
I just stick with double black.
>not exclusively consuming mount gay rum
>>79459848
being liberal ran some article about how a nigger invented jack daniels the other day
>>79460013
>I just stick with double black
I'm sure you do...
>>79459848
>Daniel was taken in by a local lay preacher and moonshine distiller named Dan Call and began learning the distilling trade as a teenager from Call and Call's Master Distiller Nearis Green, an enslaved African American man, who continued to work with Call after emancipation.
It's reasonable to assume that "Jack" may have used a proven recipe from Green for the whiskey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm not buying this whole
"WE WUZ WHISKEY N SHYEET" bullshit
The original is only good if chilled but Tennessee Honey is good no matter what. Also, if one wants to sample fine whiskey, it sure wouldn't be their brand of swill.
>>79459629
>What is supply hype vs. actual demand.
Pappy is overrated for the price anyway.
This shit is grand at a solid $25.
>>79459848
This is a recent news item. The family has been sitting on this secret for years supposedly.
>>79459614
B-but how else would I get laid?
Jack Isn't very well mad. Pic related...quality whiskey.
>>79459225
This shit is disgusting but I order it at nice restaurants to look pretentious around my friends.
>>79459225
Don't care, I don't drink
>>79459225
I drink scotch so I couldn't give less of a fuck.
>>79459848
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/06/28/jack-daniels-wants-you-to-know-about-nearis-green-the-slave-behind-the-worlds-best-selling-whiskey/
>>79460153
Well post a god damn link in the OP then. Your post comes off as complete bait.
Implying any smart person drinks jack daniels.... thats liquor for minors
>>79460286
>Lagavulin
>Disgusting
WAT
A
T
>>79460112
>over rated
I'll have to give you that and I'll have to try what you recommended. I've been mostly drinking this because it's made a few miles away from me
>>79459225
They should rename it Jamal ShaDaniel's
>>79459347
>maplenigger select
>good
>>79460364
He learned from Dan Call and Nearis Green. Which makes Jack Daniel's 33% black at most, assuming you take credit away from the person who deserves it (Jack Daniel's himself).
>>79460434
I just turned 21, I'm trying to acclimate to it
>>79460474
>MFW I'm a mile away from the distillery too
>make toast
>you invented toast
>>79459347
>preferring inferior rye
end you life m8
>>79460536
Sold all over the world friend. Quite well regarded.
>>79459225
>Tennessee
Who gives a shit?
>>79460474
Based. Their Diamond release and Snowflake (I cannot get the Snowflake where I am) are bomb diggity. I am a spirit nerd. I went to school for distillation and grain cultivation. So AMA. I am an industry insider. I will be attending TOTC (Tales of the Cocktail) this year. So, if any of you famalam have questions, ask away. My strong suits are Rum / Rhum, Gin, and Armagnac.
I am downing vodka before I call my uber to go out for the night. So just passing the time...
>>79460703
>because the unwashed masses are known for discriminating tastes.
>>79460687
>Alberta premium
Don't care for its smoky flavour ;)
Only the best.
>>79459225
Only white trash ccw fags drink this shit.
>>79460561
It is just funny the we wuz kangs go as far as claim credit for distillery itself over this though I think distillation was an arab muslim invention to make perfumes more potent.
>>79460876
Cirno approved.
taste, finish, and carry. all in one bottle. affordable and lesser known.
> The recipe and methods were deeply African.
> deeply African.
AYO
>>79459347
I don't fucking get it. 1.75 L of Jack is $35.99 while the same amount of Canadian club is like $25 in neighboring suburb of Chicago.
I guess all this hype and publicity by mainstream country music
>Source: proof 66 has better ratings for Canadian club than jack
Invented?
>>79460876
WEW! Just puked a little.
Literally. Disgusting. Fuck man.
anyone /mezcal/ here?
>>79460950
I can confirm this is superior to JD.
>>79460364
Nothing in that article says that the slave invented Jack Daniel's. All it says is that he taught Daniel about distilling.
The nigger had nothing to do with the growth of the brand, either.
>>79459225
makes sense, jack daniels is awful
>drinking bourbon
>drinking american whiskey in general
lol
>>79460876
>Flavored vodka
>>79459347
>not evan williams
>>79460998
You need to go back.
Jack Daniels is fucking horrible. You've got to store it in the freezer just to drunk it without gagging.
Pic related- Bulleit bourbon, my favorite cheap bourbon.
>>79460249
Can confirm.
This shit is fucking delightful
>>79460876
>Drinking Embalming Fluid
>>79459225
Popcorn Sutton's white whiskey beats jack daniels any day.
>>79460964
750ml of Canadian club is $25 here and 1.75L of jack is $68. Fuck the LCBO honestly.
>>79461088
Aye, it's not for shitskins.
This.
>>79460876
>t. 26 year old that still goes to high school parties
>>79459466
It tastes like cough syrup.
>>79460964
>I guess all this hype and publicity by mainstream country music
Literally this. You are paying for the brand. College-aged white people have only ever heard of "Jack".
I'm an Irish-nigger Jameson fan, by the way. Jameson and Canada Dry is the greatest drink in the world.
>>79459225
Not surprised.
It's shit quality whiskey.
>>79460111
Tennessee Honey is too fucking sweet - it would be good stuff if it didn't have so much fucking sugar in it.
>>79459569
>Canada makes the best whiskey
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
so what is this our favorite whisky thread now?
>>79461257
Parties are degenerate, unlike my fine choice of beverage.
>>79461323
That sounds like a challenge!
>>79461110
Oaxaca is the food capital of Mexico bro. This place is magical. It is so far removed from the border and so rich with culture. They could care less about America down there. Damn. The women don't look the best, but the Mezcal is DAMN good. Look forward to going back this fall.
>>79459225
Shit whiskey.
If you're whisky isn't from the following places:
>Ireland
>Scotland
>Tasmania
>Hokkaido
It aint fucking shit and should fuck off, cunt.
>>79459225
Makes me feel like pouring a glass of some Johnnie Walker or Jim Beam
>>79459347
>Not wild turkey
B I T T E R
I
T
T
E
R
>>79459225
Who cares? Jack Daniels is something that kids who live in Suburban areas but dress like they are country drink. Those kids who wear the walmart hunting camo and cowboy boots and have that stupid fishing hook in their ballcap yet they never actually go outside.
Jack Daniels is disgusting.
>>79461424
Straya who doesn't realize it's harder to get bourbon put on your label than scotch
>>79461420
>tacos muy caliente ay carumba fiesta vamanos
That's literally all I got from your post.
>>79461424
don't see any corn squeezins coming from down under.
just a bunch of roo squeezers though.
>>79459629
The Van Winkles are $550 to $3000 at a liquor store near me
>>79459889
I just polished off a bottle of this last night.
>>79459278
Could say KFC but them niggers are onto something with the KFC Super Charger and BBQ Chicken rap.
Whiskey is swill, low tier whiskey but those that suppress it with Coke will defend it.
Turning this thread into tolerable tasty nignog yum yums. I'll start, KFC Chicken Tender burger with extra mayo and a sneaky breeki nacho in there. Also grape soda is the sheit. Don't care.
>>79459225
whiskey has killed more people than black people
>>79460722
MY OLD KENTUCKY HOME
>>79461214
Domestic wine is the only way to economically get drunk here.
>>79459225
Bottom shelf sour mash with a pretty cool label and a cheap price tag. Thought it was cool in high school. Wouldnt drink it now.
>>79461214
If you look at my picture, you could get 1.75 of this jewel brand vodka for $10.99.
Hell at jewel sometimes they have a 24 pack of miller lite cans for $13.99 and on holidays, you can get shit like a big bag of lays chips, Vienna hotdogs, etc. For a penny.
Myself, I stick to local craft breweries like lagunitas and revolution.
>Jewel is a part of Albertsons and pretty much is Chicagoland's biggest chain store. Keeping Chicagoans alcoholics since the 1800s
>>79459453
Wanna be friends?
americans truely have no drinking culture
The best.
>>79461626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCoJnOodd9M
lol faggot. would you eat an ant taco?
If a Sombrerobro can do this, why can't you?
>pic related
>>79459889
Jameson is damn good whisky.
>>79461257
>>79461352
I'm 26 and I drink alone.
This was $10.
Best whiskey coming through. out of the way plebs.
>>79461288
Jack is good with coke zero and the honey whiskey is good on the rocks.
Jameson, I don't even mix. I try neat and then with ice.
But good on ya for your taste
>>79461964
nice! considering circumstances
>>79461946
Fucking spot on cunt.
But you still aren't quite patrician. Hokkaido specifically has among the tip top apex teir whiskey on the planet.
Whiskey folded 1000 times
>All underage kids brag about expensive alcohols that they don't even drink
Mix it with coke and you'd never know the fucking difference you stupid cunts
Nothing good ever came out of Tennesse.
>>79462008
>I'm 26 and I drink alone.
The safest way to drink tbqh
>>79459225
>drinking Jack Daniels
I bet you drink budweiser too.
>>79461946
only drank hakushu and nikka so far from japan
nikka is so strong
>>79461889
Isn't that a good thing though since drinking is degenerate?
>>79459754
Straight up is an acquired taste. Try some single malt scotch. Probably won't like it at first but you would be surprised how it grows on you. So far my favorite is Glenfiddich.
>>79461889
Chill Hanz.
Enjoy your bier and damn schnapps. AUSTRIA BLOWS YOU THE FUCK OUT.
http://www.reisetbauer.at/en/
Making some of the finest brandy in the land.
Dude, pretty soon you will be so brown, the muzzies are going to kill every aspect of "Drinking Culture" you ever fucking had. Enjoy it, cuck.
>>79462008
damn dud skol fucking sucks
its like slightly better aristoshit
>>79462008
>One time in college I was shooting that garbage >Chem lab the next morning with an ethanol reagent
>Smelled exactly the same and I almost vomited on the bench
>MFW
>>79459663
you know northern harvest was awarded the best in the world in November? I'm Irish and Canada makes some fine whiskey
>>79462234
pretty strong counter to bring up when we talk about alcohol.
americans are quite the idiots
How do you drink your whisky, lads?
>Ice
>patrician teir $200 whiskey
>Sprinkle of smoked sea salt
>Dash of maple syrup
>trickle of honey
>Stick of cinnamon as your stirrer
It's pretty fucking comfy.
>>79459225
who cares who invented it. . .
we all know nigger love to drink.
give them credit for grape soda too.
doesn't matter.
niggers so desperate for anything that they'll defend it to the death.
invent civilized society.
>>79461671
Dear god I hope you're not talking about drinking that straight. I had a whiskey tonic, with bitters earlier that was ruined because I put too many shakes in.
>>79461420
>Oaxaca
>Literal bug eaters.
Even shitskin Mexicans look down on your state.
>>79462304
fag
>>79462258
>>79462271
Eh, all Vodka is shit, so why not pay less for it? If I really want to enjoy something I'll share it with my friends. But I live alone and haven't seen them for years because of crippling social anxiety.
Cheers.
>>79462304
must be shit tier if you have to go through all that pomp and circumstance.
neat or on the rocks
>>79459225
Did you guys know that niggers invented inventions?
Really made me think when I found out about it.
>be american
>carry guns
>get shot
>drink bourbon
>think youre connoisseur
lol
>>79459225
Another thread where a bunch of people don't know what bourbon is. Learn something fagets.
OK, I get that Canadian Club is OK or whatever. But it's NOT BOURBON. You can't compare Bourbon to anything else really, it's like comparing Tequila to lets say Gin. Get your shit together.
>>79459225
>tfw just bought a litre bottle 20 minutes ago
a-am i a nigger now? what do niggers actually do i mean i've actually never talked to one at length
>>79462439
If I handed a glass to you, you'd be offering to suck my dick in thanks 30 seconds later, cunt
Shit's good, and still strong and bitey
>>79462304
faggot
>>79461335
This right here.
>>79462080
You can buy this.
Del Maguey is a primary source for single village Mezcal throughout the region of Oaxaca. Each village has their own way of doing things, and their own espadin (agave) they grow.
>pic related. this mezcal came from that still
what's the best way to get drunk cheap. I don't mean like box wine cheap, more like hard stuff
>>79459225
>How can X recover?
Yeah get the fuck out. Also Jack Daniels is shit.
>>79459347
Would rather drink Jack than this swill though Jesus fucking Christ. At least post Crown or something
>>79462304
Why would you buy expensive whiskey only to put a bunch of shit into it?
I just drink Crown Royal neat or with Ginger Ale and some ice.
>>79460562
How?
I fucking hate beer and pretty much every other alcohol except fucking whiskey. I fucking love whiskey for some reason I love the taste and I love the feeling it gives me just from drink a little shots worth. I'm also not a huge drinker its a huge money sink but I'd love to get some of the ones mentioned in this thread.
>>79462555
Down the bottle and go try fucking some tub of lard.
>I drink bourbon
>>79462538
But bourbon is just corn whiskey.
>>79462304
>maple syrup and honey
stick to WKD you fucking poof
>>79462457
Not really. I've had some vodkas that were very good.
>>79462529
>be german
>lose world wars
>suicide yourselves
>take in war refugees as some sort of penance
>become first muslim European country
your point?
>>79461129
I drank that as my first serious whiskey buy and I can tell you it was worth the $30.
>>79462538
Why would you ever choose bourbon over scotch or irish whisky?
>>79462635
You need to learn to like beer first.
>>79462558
Whatever, Cathy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVPsyZ2-P4M
>>79459707
Pay debnts
>>79462286
That was a better burn than Dresden, and you know it, Fritz.
>>79459225
Amusingly, a white guy invented Ripple.
>>79462579
If you don't usually drink then get some cola and mix it with rum or whiskey.
>>79462579
Rum is your best friend.
>>79459225
Sounds like a marketing scheme
>>79462724
its funny because american is a country only possible through immigration and you now mock other countries for this
american reasoning = under 900
how much drinking is too much
I drink like a 26oz every weekend and it feels like a lot
>>79462740
Same can be said about sucking cock and I'm not about to FORCE myself to like sucking COCK
>>79462304
Nu-male faggot
>>79461889
Our drinking culture is shotgunning light beer on the beach.
>>79462876
i hate that shit. Feels all foamy in your stomach
>>79462286
You said "Drinking Culture."
>German culture pre 1990
>German "Culture" in 2016
>Using 2016 as an actual time frame to mark the degradation of your culture officially
Sorry man. You need to hold tight before Merkel re-wrights your Reinheitsgebot. Good luck, cuck.
>>79462679
Fuck off, I don't care if alcohol is haram in your country.
>>79462732
>scotch or irish whisky
Not everyone likes the taste of bog water and peat with the label of whiskey lad.
>>79462759
Basketball too.
>>79462563
shit. now i'm hungry for a molcajete.
>>79459457
Oh god I love that stuff.
>>79459225
So if one black person in a picture means he invented it, does the same logic stand for white people?
>>79462865
t. Americuck who drinks anything under 50% alcohol
My smokey sented glass of fuckwin is still more manly than whatever you drink straight like a baboon nigger
Have some fucking class
>>79462816
I thought that for a second as well but keeping the secret was about marketing too.
>my arguments are so weak I have to drink some bourbon to get gud
>>79462724
How much did this good vodka cost? I mean, I've had Chopin and while it is better it's not that much of an improvement over shit like Skol.
>>79462863
But it's not like that. It's like you touting your sexual prowess and then explaining that eating pussy is icky. Your credibility is diminished by your dismissal of beer.
>>79462876
Or getting drunk and watching FOOTBALL!!
>>79462955
Underrated post.
What's up guys, white trash here who actually drank Jack because it was easy to find and moderately cheap.
What is a good brand to switch to now that they have gone full cuck/revisionist?
Itt plebs
>>79463109
youre an american. you will never have the taste to appreciate GOOD whiskey
just stick with your boubon
>>79463109
>white trash
Kys
>>79463109
Stick with Jim Beam, Otis.
>>79463115
>weeb whiskey
>pic related
/thread
Anyone posting after this without saging is bumping a defeated thread. Sage this thread. Also OP is a faggot, and a nigger.
>>79463148
Drinking alcohol is haram now, Hans. You'll upset your muzzie neighbors.
>It's a Southern liquor thread
>>79463065
but pussy is disgusting? You wanna eat something out the bleeds and gets yeast infections? Anyhow I never said shit about me being the best tasting ALKEY faggot. Beer is shit.
>>79462625
you're just as bad he is. canadian whiskey is garbage. crown royal is trash for high schoolers and niggers
>>79463115
had it, was just okay
>>79463109
I like Johnny Walker Black Label for around the same price point.
>>79463090
FUTBOL :DDDD
>>79463192
>being this assblasted that nips can make whiskey better than niggers
>>79463115
The fucking best.
>>79463109
Bulleit is reasonably priced and is a good improvement over Jack. Knob's Creek is wonderful, but it's a bit more moderately priced. There's also Jim Beam if you still want to drink cheap swill.
>>79463148
>kraut mad after losing two wars and losing best beer in the world championships fairly often to American micros
Speaking of good taste, where's yours?
>>79459524
Sounds like you need to quit watching The Simpsons, not drinking.
>>79462955
Irish whiskey doesn't have that Scotch taste to it. It tastes a little different than Canadian, but I believe they are both very smooth.
Scotch makes me gag honestly.
>>79463148
Bourbon is good whiskey. I bet you drink scotch like some kind of faggot.
>>79463065
Russian Standard or Titos are miles above shit tier plastic-jug Vodkas for $~35 for 1.75l. Smooth enough to sip straight.
>>79463115
>singapore
>not getting your hands on a bottle of this
>pic related
Anyone in the industry knows how fucking hard this was to get.
>>79463033
fermented roo milk. there is no substitute.
>>79462826
We have been fighting Muslims since the beginning of our country. Look up Barbary Wars. Muslims never change. Good luck.
>>79463033
You're such a pampered faggot hahaha. Keep it going. I bet you also have a nice trendy haircut like the rest of your faggot friends. Care to show us?
>>79463170
I think you mean Cletus.
But hell, you're right, if it was good enough for Hank JR then it is good enough for me.
>>79459225
It wasn't, I'll concede when Jack Daniel's releases ANY evidence that their whiskey was created by a black guy. All they have is a picture. They're most likely just trying to increase their sales and popularity by pandering to leftist WE WUZ types.
Am I one of the only ones who only drinks beer because liquor makes me violent? Also if you drink for taste and not to get drunk, you're a faggot.
>>79463341
I was just taking the piss. Irish Whiskey is really nothing special despite the country being known for it. Canadian isn't either, but I definitely prefer it over bourbon in my Old Fashioned or Manhattan. It just blends better.
>>79462732
Why would you choose anything over rye? Oh that's right because you don't have a cock you have a tiny little wee-wee
>>79463507
>beer
>hops literally lower your testosterone
What a fucking FAGGOT!
>>79463507
I drink both. Beer is for taste and relaxing.
Liquor is for serious drinking.
>>79463507
>Drink to get drunk
>Drink beer
This doesn't make sense.
List of black inventions:
Stick
grass hut
peanut butter
a specific brand of liquor
lol
>>79463515
I only brought it up because I finished off a bottle of Jameson last night, drinking it neat and decided to crack open a bottle of Scotch to have a few more drinks. I also fucking threw up after a quick sip. Maybe it was just the sudden change in flavor that threw me off, but it was bad.
>>79463631
>beer is for taste
Wat. The only beer that I can drink for the taste is Heineken. But even then I just drink to get a good buzz then stop.
>>79463388
I'm not an alcoholic autist and I support Asian breweries. You should try Chinese white wine that'll knock you out in a few shots
Bourbon is so fucking shit
How can you be so plebbbbb
>>79459225
It's undocumented revisionist bullshit, is what I heard. Just a made up PR gimmick.
>>79463660
It does when the beer you're drinking isn't pisswater and you're not some burgerboi who can't handle to drink like the yuros.
> mfw every single burgerclap I've ever met shat himself at the prospect of smoking some spliffys and drinking fat alc all night
Get back here when you learn how to party, niggaaaaa
>>79459807
>overpriced blend
It's definitely a good whisky, but I think you can get better for the price that you pay for one of those bottles.
>>79462538
>Burbon isn't CC
This nigger gets it
>>79463751
Famous Grouse literally a nigger version of Belvedere.
I prefer Macallan or Caol Ila
>>79463794
When I visited Singapore I got drunk off of this beer and Absinthe
>>79463545
Rye is pretty garbage. Imo, tastewise It falls into the same category as the anise liquors like Akavit. It tastes like diesel fuel, burns horribly, and gets you drunk pretty quickly. It's not a tasters liquor by any means.
>>79463789
Stop buying fucking macros you pleb.
>>79463817
A god
>>79462538
Bourbon is for the poor and the hick.
>>79463817
>drinking a pack of bottled jew to get drunk instead of a glass of scotch
>>79463890
I didn't know it was a nigger scotch, I just had a bottle of it so I decided to give it a try.
I'm willing to try a new one, I'll pick up a bottle of Macallan.
>>79460013
literally tastes like feet
Beep boop, Kentucky truly is the best.
>>79463985
Word. Americans have a shit tier taste
>>79463933
>tiger
>literally piss
You should've drank Asahi
>>79461946
21 year blows the 17 year out of the water easily. Have to say I am partial to Caol Ila, Highland Park and Glenmorangie.
>>79463943
Macros? I don't understand alcohol elitists terms. I don't really care about it. Beer is beer to me. I'll get drunk off it eventually. Are macros the opposite of muh microbrews?
>>79463933
>mfw that was the first beer I had when I went to London to go on some gin distillery tours
wat
>>79464087
I drank some Knob Creek Rye and I liked it. I don't like Bourbon or "Tennessee Whiskey" though.
Who /brandy/ here?
>smooth
>flavorful
>perfect straight from the bottle
And most importantly:
>even the cheap brands are good
>>79462135
is cool too
I think I'm just going to spend the weekend drunk to forget the fact that I had to quit my awesome job because I wasn't physically fit for it. Maybe I'll go up to the big wine store tomorrow and pick up a few more. Can't smoke marijuana because I'm looking for a job zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>79459225
>Imbibing the alcoholic jew
>>79463664
Didn't they just copy the invention of the stick from birds?
>>79464033
Unless you're planning on sitting at home being lonely and trying to finish the bottle asap so you can stick it into your ass or w/e burgers do with bottles, drinking scotch when going out is THE most fedora thing you could be doing.
>>79464123
The first american here with taste
>>79462563
/p/ here: shameful display
>>79463664
Super-soakers
Open heart surgery
Stop lights
The Internet
Multi-story buildings
Writing and language
Marriage
Democracy
Metallurgy
Animal husbandry
Western civilization
Eastern civilization
Monotheism
Masonry
Cheese
Carbon filters
Pressurized liquid oxygen tanks
GPS navigation
The automobile
America
Textiles
Agriculture
Banking
Algebra
All black, bitch.
Only things whites gave the world is pic related 1,000,000 times a year.
>>79464170
Tiger is everywhere dog, its nice tho; cheap, mild taste and you can drink them all day.
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>>79459466
I drink it straight outta the bottle because I'm not a fucking fairy.
>>79464274
Lol you're not white are you?
>>79464147
>macrobrewery (n.): A large national or international brewery that produces and distributes a sizeable amount of beer
What do you think? Stop buying Bud Light and buy actual beer. America makes some of the best beers on the planet if you get off your ass and stop buying fucking Anheuser-Busch/Miller-Coors swill.
>>79464104
PLEASE LIST YOUR PREMIER SPIRITS FOR ALL OF US TO LAUGH AT!
gewurztraminer and riesling DONT COUNT
Also, Schladerer brandy DOES NOT COUNT
GO!
>>79459889
My favorite goodnight medicine.
>>79462457
>crippling social anxiety
you people are the worst. what the fuck? our forefathers killed men with their bare hands and turned this dense as forest of a country into a modern marvel, and you cant talk to people?
does your voice sound funny?
are you hideous to look at?
are you retarded?
Whats so hard for your brain to wrap around conversing with people and understanding social cues and having a personality? Come on dude. Social interaction is one of the least terrifying things to experience in this world. Youre a lazy fuck and our forefathers weep for you and the others from our generation who are just like you.
No wonder you drink such shitty vodka.
Cheers man.
>>79464354
> multi-story buildings
When did niggers figure out how to have mudhuts with ceilings taller than 1 meter?
>>79464104
>>79463985
>Hasn't had real bourbon or is 15 years old
>>79463109
Old Grand-dad
>>79464185
I have a bottle of Hennessy but I'm hesitant to try it. I've never had it before and I suspect it may taste like shit, especially if nigs love it.
I might stick with the safe route and have some Sailor Jerry with rootbeer.
>>79459225
I dont drink it so I dont care.
>>79461671
>tfw bought this from the grocery store self-checkout before I got ID
>>79459807
>not drinking glenfiddich. kek
>>79464442
>are you hideous to look at?
>
>are you retarded?
Yes to both.
>>79464394
No thanks. I'll buy whatevers cheapest and get drunk with my friends and brothers. A couple 25$ 30 racks between us and we're having a great time.
>>79464407
Ardbeg and jura
>>79464354
>niggers accomplishing anything of value
>can't even steal w/out getting killed
>>79464509
>A couple 25$ 30 racks
Holy shit, not only do you drink shitty beer, you're overpaying for it. I never thought I'd meet someone who drank so stupidly over the age of 21. Turns out I was wrong.
>>79464185
You want to talk Armagnac vs. Cognac brother? Different grapes = different RATES!
Get in my TERROIR
>>79463817
They probably didn't wanna smoke your shit tier euro weed mixed with tobacco or whatever you faggots do over there.
>>79464531
Neither of those are German, Mehmet.
A shitty whiskey marketed to those with no taste and a low income, and you think the news about it being made by a nigger makes any difference
>>79459278
Technically it's the rap music of bourbon.
>>79464531
I've found Jura to be kind of meh for my palate. I do like Ardbeg, the smoke/peat is more like an explosion in your mouth rather than the more graceful Lagavulin. Though there are times where I do like to have Laphroaig when I want something that gives me some bite.
>>79459225
Take it. We will just invent 20 more.
>>79460950
nice cheap bourbon, very addictive.
>>79464632
Lel. It's funny. Cause you're trying to be a snob. You probably drink alone, don't you?
>>79464531
Those are in scottish isles you fuck face
Although Isle of Jura, Jura is produced there. Germany.
>>79464502
Are you a Fat fuck?
Are you balding?
Are your teeth all fucked up?
Unibrow?
Eyes too close togethr or maybe too far apart?
Big forehead?
big ass nose?
kike hook?
Come on man give me the full scoop. Mayb ven a picture so i can get a full scope of what im working with?
>>79459225
No wonder it's so shit.
Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey and scotch are the only things you should drink.
>>79464472
Hennessy is for fucking niggers throw it out
>>79464703
Its about taste not what alcohol your country produces. Youre only tasting the shit called bourbon because its american and you are american yourself. If it would come from brazil you would just call it piss like everyone else who has tasted more than one whiskey so far.
Increase your horizon and become a man
>>79459225
Its Jack Daniels not Jaquan Daniels
>>79464715
No you dumbass. Bourbon can only be made in the state of Kentucky. I know. I live here. It's just whiskey.
>>79459347
Holy shit leaf. You just convinced me we need a second wall on our northern border.
>>79464794
>You probably drink alone, don't you?
Nah. You see, I live in the state with the most microbreweries per capita in the world. I don't need to drink alone. You realize that you can get a 30 of macro PBR for $12?
>>79464847
He said list your premium spirits. You listed scottish ones. Germans have no premium spirits. You don't even have premium beer anymore. You got beat out by North Americans in global micro-competitions for the last 5 years.
>>79459453
This stuff is surprisingly good. Better than Smirnoff or Absolut for sure.
>>79464810
>Are you a Fat fuck?
yes
>Are you balding?
probably
>Are your teeth all fucked up?
yes
>Unibrow?
no
>Eyes too close togethr or maybe too far apart?
hmm I'm not sure could be
>Big forehead?
probably
>big ass nose?
yup
>kike hook?
no
>>79464442
There were autists and losers 1000 years ago. It's called being a genetic failure
>>79464913
>we need a second wall on our northern border
come on, you don't really mean that. It's just the JD talking.
>>79464797
Yes i know. He didnt ask me what alcohol germany produces did he? Are you illiterate?
>>79464730
Lagavulin is great and possibly one of my favourites too. Laphroaig is so intense and only good for special occasions
Funny because Shaun King is an actual appropriator of black culture.
>>79464442
Sorry, what I really mean is I feel very little desire to socialize outside of my circle of friends (who I no longer live near). I don't go out to bars, but I do enjoy going to see a movie alone.
Once I'm actually in a social setting, and especially with some liquid courage, I'm just fine. But I don't go out of my way to socialize.
>>79464701
Oh they definitely smoked it, bub. Couldn't keep up though, the cuties :3
>>79464972
Bit bourbon is considered to be a premium spirit right ? Xdddd
>>79460364
>jack Daniels wants you to believe their revisionist tall tale so that sjws will drink more of their product.
Shill
http://www.makeityourown.com/recipes
>>79464855
"Kentucky" is mentioned in none of the legal requirements for being labeled a bourbon, all of which are fulfilled by Jack Daniels.
>>79465080
Do have to admit that Macallan is overhyped. Too syrupy/resiny for me.
>He doesn't drink a bottle of mouthwash
Do you even live on a Reservation?
Feel like another WE WUZ hoax
>>79459663
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/food-and-drink/news/scots-left-reeling-as-canadian-whisky-named-worlds-best/
>>79465155
It can be, it depends on the Bourbon. It's almost as if not all bourbon is Jack, nor is all American beer Budweiser. Now go ahead and list them liquors, Osmanli.
fuck it. called my Uber.
Time to get fucking rowdy.
>just got back from voting
>got a bottle of pic related to wash out the taste of democracy
I refuse to be sober when liberals or labor win, I hate both those parties. Hopefully Pauline gets a seat.
>>79465064
Oh, you know we love you guys!
Really the wall will be to keep all the faggot-hippies trapped inside the U.S. after Trump becomes president.
You're welcome.
>>79465214
I live in Pennsylvania and you need a special license to buy this. You have to sign forms promising you won't consume it. PA is so gay, you can't even go out of state to buy liquor, can't order it online unless it's from a PA Liquor Board run website. Liquor stores are closed on Sundays too.
Beer distributors are a whole other bullshit.
>>79465362
You start listing american spirits first. Your piss warer beer doesnt count and bourbon surely doesnt count either
Check mate I guess
>>79464972
>microbreweries
Top kek. You are a snob. The point of getting drunk isn't about caring what beer you're drinking but the shit that happens while you're getting drunk. Get some friends and go have a bonfire somewhere. Do you really think they care about what kind of beer they're drinking? No. They're just there to have fun. Not listen to you prattle on about muh superior beers. And if you did bring it, cool. It'll get drank like the rest.
>>79465451
>You have to sign forms promising you won't consume it.
Fuck man. I've done shots of it.
>>79465426
>you know we love you guys!
Gee whiz, thanks burgerbro! I love you guys too. Except the jewish and black ones.
>>79464972
>PBR
>microbrews
Is this you?
>>79465674
WUHZ
>>79465489
>Your piss warer beer doesnt count
Why? Because it's shattered German titles over the last 5 years?
>and bourbon surely doesnt count either
Because there are bourbons that have held gold whiskey awards? Way to move them goalposts Mehmet.
>>79465490
You already said you drink for taste. But you have poor taste. Do you not see the disconnect here?
>>79465653
The cocksucker is talking about cheap beer, good taste and spending $25 on macrobeer. Don't give me that shit.
>>79464855
Bourbon can be made anywhere it is legal to make spirits in America and be called bourbon though it is originally from Bourbon County, Kentucky.
>>79465700
BREWERZ
>>79465738
You still dont being up any arguments.
>>79465155
Some is
Pappy's is premium as fuck.
>>79465738
Go reread my original post. I said the only beer that I do drink for taste is Heineken. Other than that, I'll drink whatever alcohol you put in front of me. Even 211
>Beer isn't enough to get you drunk
Чтo ?
>>79465490
>stop liking what I don't like!
>>79463358
> Russian Standard
The only liquor I enjoy drinking straight. The shit is too cheap for its quality.
>>79465227
So that's why they call it Tennessee whiskey. Not Tennessee Bourbon. Unlike Kentucky that calls it Kentucky straight bourbon. Ffs we have a county called bourbon county.
On a side note. Wild turkey and four roses are both made in my town.
>>79465869
Except joose or however it's spelt. That shit is disgusting.
>>79465930
Gotta do better than that. The only thing I don't like is liquor and that's because I get violent.
>>79464989
>Fat fuck
>might be balding
>teeth fuckd up
>big nose
Well you dumb fucking faggot take care of yourself. First and foremost drop the fucking weight. when youre fat it makes your entire body including your face look fatter
its really not hard to eat baked chicken with your preferred seasoning and steak for protein with seasoning, fruits for light snacks, and drinking only water (no more than 2000 cals a day also too you fatfuck) and making sure you exercise for 60 minutes 3 times a day (once when you wake up) (once midday) (once before you sleep), make a fucking routine of it after you get a backbone, then go to a fucking dentist, there are free dental clinics in any major city. Then once you realize you were being an insecure pussy, fuck bitches, hang out with yourfriends and get the mental fog out of your head.
The hardest part for all of this is sticking to routine, not physical activity.
also dont fucking forget to lift, atleast 3 days a week.
Also forgot to ask two important ones, are you a manlet and is your dick small?
>>79465144
Thats weird. i would have never thought a place like Austria would have good weed. The only country in Europe I've been too was Russia and they had shit weed. I did hang out with a dude from the UK though and they roll their joints huge but with like 50 percent tobacco it was disgusting. He called it a zoot or something like that. do you faggots do that over in australia?
>>79459889
Even the Irish know Jameson is shit
>>79466033
>Also forgot to ask two important ones, are you a manlet and is your dick small?
If they are do you have advice for that too? Fuck off you nobody
>>79459807
well hello there
>>79465796
You're just going to scream "LEL DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE IT'S AMERICAN BEER OR BOURBON." That's all you've been doing.
Check the list.
There's only 1 German beer and 3 American ones.
>>79466016
>The only thing I don't like is liquor and that's because I get violent.
Sure you just don't like the taste, snowflake?
>>79466264
Forgot link:
http://www.worldbeerawards.com/2015/
>>79460111
What a waste of trips. Honey whiskey is garbage.
>>79466273
Nah. 2bh it doesn't taste all that great. But at least I can cut myself off after I get drunk. Liquor I can't. No self control.
>>79466204
Actually no. I'd say at that point suicide is the only real option there. unless we somehow get penis enlargement and height extending technology in our lifetime
>>79466496
>unless we somehow get penis enlargement and height extending technology in our lifetime
They have both of those as cosmetic surgeries. No shit.
>>79466014
You haven't heard of Gentry Bourbon then, Charleston's first premier uniquely crafted reserve batch bourbon.
>>79460998
Mah nigga
>>79463890
Famous Grouse is alright to get a quick buzz. If it was up to me I'd always drink Lagavulin though.
>>79460998
Mah nigga. I literally just finished a bottle of Del Maguey.
>>79464087
Good shit. Also try Woodford Reserve. Very good to me at least.
>>79466496
http://www.healthnewsline.net/4981-2/2534981/
It's here. If you're a manlet you're screwed though.
>>79459225
Hammered. I have downed a pint in less than 2 hours.
My shitposting tonight on various forums has been grand.
Fuck you Australia when you see this
Your drinks are shit. Step up.
>>79467142
>being a nigger
>>79464715
Someone is a complete fucking autismo
I don't care I celebrate July 4th by drinking AppleJack, not some European drink.
Enjoy supporting the monarchy or paying the damn liquor tax to that new government, I will keep my flasks hidden in my boots.
>>79467142
Why don't niggers just do heroin or oxy
>>79467142
> purple drank
>>79467142
REAL NIGGA HOURS SMASH DATFUCKING LIKE BUTTON
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