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>>79446904
nobody uses AR's to kill people here tho
the ameri-ball should have an afro and be using a hi-point
>>79446904
Of course the American one looks the funniest.
>>79447243
I think it's because there's never more than one.
>>79447081
They are resisting tyranny there m80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVvmeHwnYKk
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>>79447728
here we go again
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>>79448123
This shit just convinced me the "russian shills" are real. This is paid professional tier poland ball formula when polballs are suppose to be MS-Amateur comics.
>>79447984
Wishfull thinking by a buthurt nation.
Rember.
Outgunned surroundet and you figth on your home turf.
>>79448503
why is Israel a cube?
>>79448811
Jewish Physics.
>>79448811
not a real country
>>79446904
Someone do this with mudslimes chasing german women
>>79448425
this one is almost funny
>>79446904
>/pol/ball
The only comics I know with /pol/ball are the ones that started /polgbt/.
God I miss 2013, it was a much easier time.
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>>79447728
|Notice how its always the same faggots from mexico and ukraine, they are so bored in between avoiding drug cartels and russian rebels respectively that they laugh their asses off while they ironically shitpost about polandball.
>>79448741
Can someone translate these?
These are genuine god-tier trolling material and will probably create a singularity in any thread they're posted in.
>>79446904
Wtf is this /b/ shit. MODSSSSSSSSSSS
>>79448430
For real. Ive never seen such high quality polandball comics.
>>79448996
I laughed
>>79449215
>things that will never happen
>>79448898
For real?
Russian Propaganda is going to ruin my favorite meme?
Why does someone always post the shitty ones? I don't understand why we're apparently not allowed to enjoy countryballs anymore.
>>79449294
Fuck you guys have internet in ukiland?
>>79449186
Don't forget about the beheadings, burger-chan~
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>>79449216
This one is "I give you a talisman from Turkey and other morons". I won't translate all of them though, it's shitton of work.
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>>79449425
Fuck off kike niggers
>>79449919
>Not translating them
Do we look like retarded slavs to you?
Did somebody say russian propaganda?
Oh, you guys! We all know we're much better at it, you can stop now!
>>79449907
They won't. Their mothers never loved them. And so they seek attantion somewhere else
>>79447767
>those eyes
spooky shit m8
>>79449302
I know this modern polandball emerged after normies started stealing Polandball, but this new Polandball is god awful, I mean it just doesn't work.
>>79449992
>current year
>don't know russian
I can't translate them in every thread. Just enjoy the pictures.
>>79450398
>That fucking face
BTW I post only ones with less text and with most understandable situations.
>>79450640
i havent understood even one
>>79449425
Best One out of All of them
>>79449453
Because 4chan is full of shitty contrarian asshats- like hipsters but on /pol/ it's angry alt-right hipsters. So they decide a meme is overplayed when it starts picking up steam, and derail the shit out of it. It's the 'i liked x before it was cool' thing.
Why is the German Empire a cylinder?
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>>79449306
Studio 13(Cтyдия 13) is a horrible pro-government art studio making these """""caricatures""""",as they call it. They are funded by some fervent Putin patriots.
>>79450732
Why'd you use the sphere tool you fucking degenerate?
>>79451356
Looks like You finally get one :3
How about instead of shitting up the thread with shitty parodies and Russian propaganda post actual countryballs
>>79451356
COMENDO
SEU
CU
AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYA
LA PUTA MADRE JOSÉ!
>reddit ball
Fuck off.
>all this russian propaganda
>>79450794
This, although it's almost all of 4chan.
>>79451356
JOSÉ
JOSÉ
COMENDO
>TEU CU
>E
>U
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>C
>U
>>79448430
Damn, russian propaganda exist!
>>79448207
right in the feels, man
>>79452032
This is an English image board, please post pictures we all understand
гopiлкa-kun, it's enough.
>>79448430
>OMG OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS THAN ME!!!! I HAVE BEEN TAUGHT BY CNN THAT PUTIIN IS AN EVIL DICTATOR THEREFORE IT MUST BE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STUPID COMMIES
GO AWAY SLAVSCUM
Here this one always makes me laugh.
>>79448207
That one got me in the feels.
>>79452147
This one is
>Do you feel what smell?
>Yes.
>And i am.
>ventilate the room
If Russian shill could tone it down a bit that would be nice.
Why cant we have a nice ball thread anymore?
>>79452200
monkey
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>>79451516
man, russian people fucking hate us
Ok, seems like You guys don't understand real humour. I'm done, enjoy the ironic ones.
>>79452628
They hate everyone, himself and wildlife. That's ok.
>polball thread
>some retard frog or bean shitposts the entire thread without getting his trash banned
Every fucking time.
>>79452642
Finally. Never return plz.
It's hilarious that russians are capable of turning in shit literally everything they touch.
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>>79449907
I enjoyed those images more than anything else in this thread.
Must be really boring living in a shithole like Ukraine
>>79452971
the only way to stop it is to contribute good balls
>>79449907
why arent mods just banning these cunts? they are just spamming garbage.
>>79449095
DID SOMEBODY SAY /polgbt/?!
Some oc I drew on my phone
Please ignore the six empty panels I'm not sure what to put in them
>>79453416
POLGBT!
>>79453096
For real. I thought posting in other languages was bannable, but I guess it's ok if your a Russian shill.
>>79446904
the last panel should be balls running from a shooter
>>79453157
That was so sweet. Any frogs and bongs feel the sentiment?
>>79453629
Fuck off faggot, you and that newfag milo can all get shot in sweden for all I care
Homosexuality is a mental disorder caused by the brain getting confused with conflicting information(Hormones flushing the brain, telling it that it is attracted to men)
Seek professional help and leave this website. Nobody likes you or ever liked you
We had one this morning. Did it 404?
>>79452998
You should be grateful. You literally gaze at Russian mind. You can taste local memes of the most redpilled people on planet, the inner propaganda of saviour of the white race
>>79453821
We are the chemo that's curing the cancer that is feminism.
Stay mad, bish.
>>79454043
Fuck off and never come back to this board. When the mods finally decide to ban you we can have actual polball threads
>>79454066
>implying anyone needs your help
Feminism is eating itself alive. It was always to be this way. Feminism was never our main enemy. You were never our ally, just opportunistic faggots wanting to get new boyfriends out of latching on to a fad. Kill yourself.
>>79454283
This
You're degenerate garbage, and you're not welcome here. You're a living meme, nothing more. Just refer back to my bodybags for fags picture, you're that dude
>>79454283
>implying that gay/bisexuals aren't the reason Trump is going to waltz his way into the White House
>implying that gay men aren't the only reason that moderate-leaning are going ensure Daddy gets into office, leading him to MAGA
Say mad, bish.
>>79454556
Look, I know your brain is confused, and not functioning properly, so let me make that perfectly clear for you:
You want to fuck us, but we are not interested. So don't fuck us, fuck right off, understand?
>>79454671
god damn the art is so shitty but i want to fap to the concept reeeee
>>79454817
How bout this one you picky faggot?
>>79454817
Here is another one, more preggo pictures coming tomorrow
>>79454739
Nope. I want to fuck the cute little souvenier I picked while I was in Japan that makes me sandwiches whenever he's not chained to my bedpost, but alas, I've already done that today.
Don't be angry, don't be sad. You'll be grateful when the fems and the towelheads are gone.
Until then, stay mad, bish. I'll fuck whomever I please.
>>79455102
>It's a "Faggot off his meds posting on /pol/ and masturbating to his sick sexual fantasies in a thread related to shitty ms paint comics on a political website"
>>79455169
More like let's make a baby :)
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>>79455017
tats it tugging my dick until something happens
>>79455201
Who needs meds? I don't need a damn blue pill. This perma-rection of mine never fails.
Stay mad, bish.
>>79455486
You saved that .webm, and you're calling ME a fag?
Get the fuck out of my face. You just cemented /polgbt/'s existence, but even I'M not the kind of degenerate to actually save that shit.
So, get your degenerate shit off my board, and stay mad, bish.
>>79455729
Please get aids and die. I mean that unironically, there will never be a place for in society, your mental illness will simply be tolerated in a left based nation
Also, you're going to hell. Have fun with that
>>79446904
I don't get the Britball panel.
>>79455972
kek I was waiting for that one
I don't even know why this one always makes me laugh like a retard
>>79455836
So says the guy who have a .webm of a bunch of degenerates doing degenerate things with a jar full of cum.
Also, no, I'll never get AIDS. I maintain stable, monogamous relationships with non-promiscuous people, and I always use protection until I absolutely know, with 100% certainty, that the person I'm fucking does not have AIDS or some other STD.
Also, hell is probably fake, and if it wasn't, I'm pretty sure God has better things to do than to punish people for a mental condition he created.
Stay mad, bish.
>>79456165
Pray the gay away, post some straight poon for our confused friend here. He is obviously calling out for help, so let's help him with his gay problem
>>79447763
I love you Mexico. Never change.
>>79448977
lel
>>79456113
http://www.cheese-rolling.co.uk/index1.htm
>>79449002
poland ball comics don't work that way Nigel. Enjoying your summer vacation?
>>79456165
Don't worry friend, we will help you
>>79448859
Good one. You're not laughing now!
>>79456269
I'm bisexual, actually. It's not called /polgBt/ for nothing.
Guys are just preferably to women in every conceivably way. When a straight man stacks up the qualities of a man versus the qualities of a woman, the only two things she has are "she can have babies" and "she gets my cock hard". There is literally nothing else.
That, and unlike the women I've dated, my bf LOVES to suck me off while I play vidya and give me sex on command, and doesn't require constant attention/the spending of money to be kept happy.
I know you're jealous... I know it's hard, weaning yourself off the Vaginal Jew.
Stay mad, bish.
>>79453714
I do. So much history in Europe, good and bad. It's a shame that to recognise, appreciate and take pride in this means to be branded an evil nationalist.
There's so much beauty in Europe, it's history a tapestry showing the development of the western world. We're talking multiple empires stretching across the entire world forged from the same continent. Why Europeans would choose to kowtow to people trying to push white guilt on them and throw all this history aside to appear progressive and appease the developing world will never fail to confuse and anger me.
>>79456776
We're going to get there some day
Now tell me, why do you find men attractive? What's wrong with women?
>>79448430
We warned you.
You called us roaches and supported east slavshits instead of your Bulwark against the east.
Have fun cunts.
>>79456958
>t. roach
Anyone have the one where isis ball attacks Russia and turns around slowly
>>79456269
Scarlett Johansson?
>>79456888
Guys? Because they're hot... or at least the ones I go after are. That, and the fact I know the sex is twice as good as it'll be with a guy than with a girl, also with zero risk of unwanted pregnancy.
That and my bf makes hella good sandwiches.
Women? Nothing. It's just their personalities are utter shit, so often being greedy, cowardly gold-diggers who are thirsty for attention.
Why else would anyone call them Vaginal Jews?
Anyways, thanks for the hot Asian girls. Considering my bf is Asian, maybe I'll dress him up like that the next time I rail him.
You just inspired me to do that. Stay mad, bish.
>>79457289
Tell me, did you have any negative experiences with women when you were young? Are you afraid of impregnating a woman because you don't want to grow up, or because you don't want to pass on your flawed genes?
>>79449095
This comic is me.
>>79449649
Why the hell are you posting them on a mostly English-speaking board without no intention to translate?
>>79457434
Women? No, not really. Had a sister and a mom, just like everyone else. Mostly Hispanic chicks where I live, the majority of them being fat/ugly, so I wasn't sexually active until the tail end of high school.
Perhaps a bit later, but I wouldn't say "negative", and I wouldn't tap some boy ass until about another two years later.
And I'm not "afraid" of impregnating a woman, I just don't want to do it yet.
I was thinking about either getting a woman involved for some three's company (if my bf turns out to be bi, not simply gay) and maybe having kids after I hit thirty.
Until then, it's career-building all the way. Only the dregs of society (mainly niggers) believe in having kids before you can fully provide for them.
Now, any more of my life story you want to hear? Or are you going to stay mad, bish?
That irritation at that alternative Polandball gave me lots of reasons to laugh. Thx Mexico
>>79447767
YOU HAVE A WAR GOING ON, GET THE FUCK OUT THERE AND FIGHT
>>79450541
Underrated desu
>>79457760
There is nothing really worthy to translate, it's just stupid MUH RUSSIA STRONG, WEST IS EVIL narrative every time.
>>79457877
You know, in a lot of the cases, people aren't really attracted to males, they are attracted to a certain memory.
I can tell from your "Cute" pictures that you like to have intimate contact with your loved one versus just rough sex, correct? That might be a result of you hanging on to a distant memory. I knew a guy in high school who really liked me for some reason. We were young, he didn't know why he liked me so much, but it turns out, years later, that he wanted to fuck me, which would explain why it felt so awkward at times when we hung out, almost as if we were on a date.
Suffice it to say, we never fucked, but after I talked to him, years later, he still hung on to that fantasy. Not just him fucking me today as an adult, but he hung on to that fantasy of us, as boys, playing with each other more than we were supposed to, in a cute way. Today, he fucks other men to fullfill that fantasy, but he does't really like them. He uses them as his vessel to feel something that he will never feel. We don't really talk much after he came clean with me, so I don't know what happened to him, but I don't hold anything against him.
Tell me, did you have a relationship like that when you were younger, if you had friends at all? And am I correct in assuming that you don't prefer rough sex in bed, if you have a choice?
>>79458279
Дa, нo вoт тoлькo пo кoнтeкcтy вpяд ли пoнятнo. Cмыcл тoгдa выклaдывaть?
>>79453714
I do. It seems our friendship grows closer each time Germany goes mad, I expect we're going to be pretty tight in the coming years.
>>79456828
Couldn't agree more
>>79458386
In terms of sex, I can go either way, actually. I like cutesy shit, but at the same time, I'm into bondage... or did you miss the "chained to my bedpost" comment I made earlier? Because I wasn't joking about that... not entirely, at least.
The only constant is that I'm a top. Always. I do not bottom, no matter what kind of relationship I'm in.
I, however, do prefer to have to refrain from sexual contact with someone until I've established some degree of rapport. People who put out the first day you meet them, male or female, is a whore, and I do believe society would be a much better place if everyone shunned whores.
No, I didn't have that kind of relationship. I assumed I was straight until I was about nineteen, actually. I had guy friends growing up, but none of them I'd actually consider attractive.
Your assumptions are wrong. Mad, bish?
(that girls got a nice ass)
>>79458048
Nah, I would just move to Canada if real warfare suddenly appear. What for should I fight? The government? The clay i didn't own? Are you kidding me?
>>79458630
You can translate it if you like. I just not so good at English to do it.
>>79455169
Haha this is true.
>>79458889
You seem to have an obsession with degeneracy. You seem to call others whores, but gays tend to be the most degenerate of them all. Isn't that hypocrisy? In the bible, the sexual act is allowed by god for breeding purposes, other sexual acts like masturbation and gay sex are sins. How can you judge others if you do not have sex for reproduction purposes?
Really makes me think, senpai. I haven't gotten you figured out yet, but I was correct in assuming that your faggotry is most likely caused by some deep mental problem or some traumatizing experience from the past. It usually is, like I already said, faggotry is a mental disorder
Anything else you want to tell me, or did you just come here to call other people bish? We can help you, but you have to accept the help, and if you claim to be redpilled, you have to accept that fact that your lifestyle isn't normal, or "Redpilled". You can still be saved
>>79456165
Polgbt is fun for trolling feminazis.
>>79459294
>Really makes me think
kys
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>>79455922
Oh look, the autism is here.
>>79459294
No, it's not. Acting on a benign impulse is not degeneracy, and homosexuality is no more "degenerate" than driving a car or masturbating. What IS degenerate is having no standards with whom you fuck, having no shame or decency, and having promiscuous sex that can spread a fatal disease.
Also, the Bible is shit, and you know it is. It's nothing than something pandered by the Jews to render those who follow it weak, soft, and helpless under the "turn the other cheek/roll over and kiss your abuser's feet" morality. The only thing they didn't imagine was that they'd be held accountable as "Christ-killers", perhaps the biggest error in Jewish history.
If having sex for anything but solely reproductive purposes was a mistake, then why do you have so much Asian porn? The only reason anyone would is because you enjoy looking at it with lust, which the Bible says is a sin.
You say that as the potential causes, but the fact remains, in a previous post you mentioned i had "flawed genes". So which is it? Mental problems? Traumatic experience? Faulty genes? Make up your mind.
But who am I kidding? I know you're just joking around. You want to plow some boy ass, just as much as I do, if not moreso.
But I'm sorry to tell you this, I don't bottom for anyone, and I've got no desire to cheat on the person I'm currently fucking.
So, your desires go unfulfilled. Stay mad, bish.
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>>79449907
thanks for tagging the best ones
>>79459294
Also, nice tits on that one. Too bad they're probably fake. I like natural ones myself.
>>79459294
KYS
Im just here for the cancer balls
>>79447984
I'd want to help Russia in this scenario.
>>79448241
>I'm so sorry
About what?
>>79449404
let them dream
>>79454043
>Russian
>most redpilled people on planet
saviour of the white race
Yeah, no shit. Say hello to your KURATOR sykablyad.
>>79455486
You must un-learn... what you have learned.
>>79452236
Putin is overrated. Go move to Russia if you like it so much faggot
