Robert is resting now and won't be on for another 4 hours, but the city never sleeps...
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
Attached is the Bingo card from yesterday for those who want to play along.
> Son choking mother
> Homeland Security at "concert"
> Beer being sneaked into baseball game
> Gang disturbance.
Robert
>Robert
Robert
Should be a stellar weekend.
>>79445719
Oh ya. Robert is going to be hopping
>>79445477
Yesssssss.
I've had a chubby listening all afternoon.
Gobs of drunks, vandals, and a knife wielding lunatic on the loose.
Excited to see if Roberts shows his face after last night.
The weekend begins! Over/under on how many niggers get killed by Tuesday?
>>79446312
Between now and Tuesday morning?
I say 49
>>79446150
Mein nigger.
May we christen this thread 'rising sun'.
>>79446440
Killed? I don't think it's gonna be that many. Shot definitely, but not killed. That would be a good weekend though.
>MALE HISPANIC
>>79445477
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Fuck broadcastify
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ZP0XJY8tk
>has his pants down exposin' himself
P A N T S D O W N
>>79446312
>CHICAGO POLICE PREPARE FOR HOLIDAY WEEKEND AFTER 72 MURDERS IN JUNE
Averaged 2.4 kills a day in June.
We've got 3.5 days over a beautiful holiday weekend.
At minimum we'll see a dozen; God willing we'll see three dozen!!
The weekend is coming early...
> Son choking mother
> Homeland Security at "concert"
> Beer being sneaked into baseball game
> Gang disturbance.
> Woman held hostage while apartment is ransacked
> Random dude exposing himself to rush hour traffic
>No one wants to pick up the dead body.
WATCH YO KEY
OPEN KEY
WATCH YO KEYS
please please please please please
>when you tryin to beat some niggers but yo left yo keys open
Did she say he punched a dog in the ribs???
>punching a dog in the ribs
Who's playing bingo here?
>SHUTYOURMOUTH
SHUT YOUR MOUTH
>>79447955
>>79446440
Here's the total dead and shot from the past 3 years via heyjackass.com
I say around 20 dead this year.
>>79448097
I use a fake bingo blotter for realness
>>79448135
I'm betting on this...
1. A block party for the 4th of July.
2. Everyone is wearing red white and blue.
3. Drive by is confused, doesn't know what gang the colors to belong to.
4. Out comes the AK. Ring the bell 10 times.
>>79448325
You can always tell the sharks by their bingo blotters.
Anyone hear laughing in background?
>>79445477
I skipped going out to the bar to stay home and listen to Chiraq burn with you faggots.
OPEN KEY!!
Check your keys godamnit, robert
CHECK YOUR KEYS!
>>79448585
The KEYS
>>79448457
You flatter me
>>79448585
Check your keys. What is that all about?
INTOXICATED LANDLORD CAUSIN (((PROBLEMS)))
>>79448726
Someones comms are on and blocking transmission
Fucking Niggers
>>79448793
Ahhh thanks.
>>79448726
Officers have a button they push to talk on their radio. It's the "Key"
Someone's button keeps getting stuck down, which prevents everyone else in the city from using their radio.
When it happens, dispatch asks everyone to "check their keys"
>>79448726
Male black afro with a gun on 55th
Black male almost always
>>79448876
>>79448378
Even with an AK I doubt these gangs could hit 10 people. I hope you're right but I don't think you will be.
Trouble at the I-Hop. If he steps through the door, you can spot your card.
>>79448720
Ever seen a bingo game at a church?
There's always some old timer with 10 cards, a blotter, and one of those hats that Vegas dealers wear.
It's a rough game.
>>79448325
stolen car, checked
11&12 year olds stole a minivan
> yesterday they broke into someone's buildin, today they stole a van and are joyriding it
Nunchucks in play
NIGGA WITH NUNCHUKS SCARING PEOPLE OH LAWDY
> nunchucks. scarin' people.
>dude with nunchucks
WE WUZ NINJAS AN SHIET!
11-12 is kill
>>79449372
The car thieves are 12 year olds. 12.
If anyone has some imagination, make up a new bingo card. This one is filling up pretty quick.
New one should include...
... multiple gunshot victims from same incident.
... screaming heard through police radio
... trouble-makers leaving concert or ball game
>>79449587
Fuck nigs start young
Less than an hour into the game
>>79449914
Can't wait till nigs at nite begins
Mace the driver because he pulled over.
Mr DEAN!
> he pulledover and stopped... so she got mad and maced him
Can't please womyns
>I live in Chicago
Why are these threads so popular recently?
Detective Witcher
>>79450201
It's because of Robert
Highlights so far...
> Son choking mother
> Homeland Security at "concert"
> Beer being sneaked into baseball game
> Gang disturbance.
> Woman held hostage while apartment is ransacked
> Random dude exposing himself to rush hour traffic
> No one wants to pick up the dead body.
> Check your keys! Please Please Please Please
> Punched a dog
> Shut your Mouth!
> Who's guarding the gun in the street?
> 12-year-old car thieves
> Man with nunchucks scaring people
> Passenger maces driver for pulling over for ambulance
>>79450299
10-4 robert, robert
>>79450299
In a city gone mad, one man is willing to stand up and make the rules.
>>79450326
And it's still like 2 hours until nightfall.
This is going to be a hell of a weekend.
>>79449914
Mark off White Male.
yeah motherfucker, dont call them if its an investigation stupid nigger
> HELP ROBERT MY LADDER IS LOCKED IN MY GARAGE...
Just like old times.
excessive drooling
Check off "Excessive Drooling in the Street".
>excessive drooling
>obsessively drooling at the mouth
top kek at the way that nigger said it
> Nigger drooling from the mouth in the streets
I hope the guy excessively drooling doesn't cross paths with the guy with the nunchucks.
The fight would be so epic, they wouldn't see the 12 year old coming at them in the fan and they'd get hit.
>>79451312
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
>>79451312
Kek
>>79451312
Welcome to chiraq!
>>79451437
it's gonna be a nigtastic weekend
Who the fuck is snitching a vehicle parked in a tow zone?
What a fagoot.
>Assaulted by a male hispanic
YAY!
> SPICS BEATING GIRLS
> SCREAMIN IN DA BACKGROUND
>>79451616
Don't park in a tow zone dumb nigger
>>79451668
It's beautiful.
Still waiting for a red shirt. There has to be a perp tonight with a red shirt.
>Two male blacks in a pontiac flashing guns and heading toward the projects
>>79451795
Is that a crime in chicago?
>AMBERLAMPS
Robert is brushing his teeth and eating his dinner. The city burns, but he will soon be on the scene to take care of everything.
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
The story so far...
> Son choking mother
> Homeland Security at "concert"
> Beer being sneaked into baseball game
> Gang disturbance.
> Woman held hostage while apartment is ransacked
> Random dude exposing himself to rush hour traffic
> No one wants to pick up the dead body.
> Check your keys! Please Please Please Please
> Punched a dog
> Shut your Mouth!
> Who's guarding the gun in the street?
> 12-year-old car thieves
> Man with nunchucks scaring people
> Passenger maces driver for pulling over for ambulance
> Homeless man excessively drooling
watch out for the air-a-bat-ic
>>79451792
Arabatic man with red shirt and black pants with knife.
>>79451795
Nigs at nite begins
> Male ARABATIC... correction arabic
Kek
Drinking drugs, despicable.
>>79451911
add spics beating a woman and arabic man with a knife
Arson in progress, blanket in a gas tank.
>NIGGER TRYING LIGHT A GAS TANK ON FIRE
did monkeys just discover fire?
RAPID SHOTS ABOUT 20 ROUNDS!
>rapid fire 20 shots
> 20 shots
BLEW UP A CAR???
W00W
Threatening to blow up a car
"he's trying to blow up a car"
"Throw it on the boss" (let the boss handle it
![636[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/fM72WQw.gif "636[1].gif")
>>79452416
Boss=Robert
6 year old bipolar?
>>79452378
>>79452404
Is this the same guy who was trying to light a gas tank on fire?
>Chi thread up
And here we go
>>79452014
>>79445719
If we had temps in the 90s and humidity up to 65%+ they would have lost their tits and been extra vicious, or maybe it would be too hot and humid for them to roam the streets and do their thing, this looks like perfect weather for wild'n out 80F and 50-60% humidity.
>>79446440
75 easy. KEK WILLS IT!
>it's just all so tiresome.
>>79452708
But Monday is a holiday, so they have an extra day off from work.
Someone record the feed and post a highlights edit to youtube
>>79452844
>work
honky detected
Unit locked his keys in his car.
CHECK YO KEYS
Locked his keys in his cruiser. Sgt is going to love that.
>>79452844
> work
LOOOOOL
Is Chicago the most fucked up place in America atm? Would you be more screwed if you were teleported to the southside than say East St Louis, Gary or Detroit?
>>79452844
Work? Come on /pol/bro.
>>79451911
>>79451792
Red shirt, UHAUL is a must every damn night in Chiraq.
>>79451616
It has to do with the thinking even small crimes lead to larger crimes. Some quality of life nonsense, it's like you're enabling the criminals, they see a car parked wrong, then they figure it's anarchy and chaos, excuses for them to deal drugs, rob, rape and murder.
>>79452844
>niggers
>work
>niggers
>work
>niggers
>work
>niggers
>work
>niggers
>work
>niggers
>work
>niggers
>work
>niggers
>work
>niggers
>work
>niggers
>work
>>79453172
Probably. The people I work with who live there think it's amazing though. No idea why.
>>79453172
No Detroit or East St Louis might as well be renamed Liberia 2.0 that how hellish those places are.
>>79453172
Detroit is not as bad, because the population density is so low and because everyone is carrying a gun (and everyone knows it)
>>79453172
Chicago is a warzone.
Gary is portal to Hell.
wanted by the Roberts
>wanted
On a side note, is anyone going to record and archive this from tonight to monday night? There may be some "material" that will be world class gold.
>>79453172
Chicago is not nearly as bad on the north side (read: white side). I live in Chicago and have been to St. Louis, Gary, and Detroit. They're all far worse than even the south side of Chicago imo.
Can someone explain the Robert thing?
P.s. I used to live in the city too so this shit is hilarious
>>79453410
Don't have the ability to record. Don't have the time to edit.
Besides, this happens every night.
>>79453467
it's "roger" in chicago police code
>>79453498
True, but you never never know, the 4th weekend may bring out meme magic.
>>79453467
"Robert" is the designation for the PM shift cars. So starting around 11pm (eastern), every call will be along the lines of...
... 1029 robert.... 410 robert...
We're just playing with the meme, and "Robert" has become a super hero who single-handedly saves the people of Chicago from the criminal underworld.
>>79453172
>>79453301
Detroit is actually nice-ish now even moving a bit outside of the down town area. Flint or Saginaw on the other hand
Do you think someone in Chicago, just listens to this shit and freelances the shit out of this for news stations I mean doesn't seem like to bad of a job.
Oh my god I've been listening to Chicago Police and Fire for years and never stumbled upon these threads until now.
I feel like I'm home.
"ah no 34 it was anonymous"
THEY KNOW WE'RE LISTENING
>>79446150
>Excited to see if Roberts shows his face after last night.
What was it like last night? I didn't get a chance to listen.
>Trump general by day
>Chicago general by night
I'm gonna miss these times.
>>79453894
Is the radio clearer for the actual police listening?
Sometimes our feed sounds fuzzy, but the cops seem to understand each other perfect.
>>79454021
Robert 10-4
>kids lit a building on fire with fireworks
>nigglets practicing for riots
You have to know it's the same guy who keeps leaving his key open.
>>79454021
It starts poppin like 11pm EST in these threads, but everyone is hyped up cause its July 4th. I think these threads will be a daily occurence, even after 4th july weekend.
>>79454115
Weird, there were 2 UHAUL and 1 Penske incidents, guy firing a gun off in a cemetery, some stupid bitch inside a house thought there was a statue staring at her in the front yard, wanted neighbors to remove it and was calling the po po to come help.
>>79454329
There will most likely be many many more.
> SOMEONE (nigger) STOLE AN OFFICER'S JACKET
BOLO
Officer's city issued coat has been stolen
>Shoot to kill
ROBERT 69, white female, wanted for trespassing and battery. ROBERT realizes he's needed early tonight, 4th july weekend and all.
>>79454586
That's great to hear.
Holidays are always the best. Just wait 'til Christmas. I wish I had recorded some of the stuff I heard. Dispatchers get a little loosey goosey with the comments on Christmas Eve.
>>79454131
your point? Yes crime happens in a large-ish city, however it is considerably less than it used to be and pales in comparison to Flint or Saginaw.
>taking the city and several of the surrounding suburbs
>nothing in Hamtramck
>guess no one fucks with the crazy polocks
Will sandstorm make a third appearance tonight?
You can listen to whichever link makes you feel most comfy...
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>>79454814
For some reason the crime in niggers suburbs are always lower than the city, yet its still as heinous as city crime.
>>79454131
what site is this? I can't remember it now and jewgle brings up all kinds of random shit.
> victim sprayed by mace
Probably the guy who pulledover
>>79454961
spotcrime
female in a wheelchair causing a disturbance.
CHECK YO KEYS ROBERTS
For the love of God.... check your keys!
>>79455152
thx
Male hispanic causing some trouble
Check your keys nigger
> Male hispanic beating woman... again
People doing the nasty nasty in front of house with green door :^)
Sex on top of the car or in the car?
> PEOPLE HAVIN SEX IN A CAR
the cycle of the nigger begins
COME AT YOU FUCKIN PIGS
Did she say magic?
>>79455535
(((meme))) magic
I'm gonna go to the super market and buy comfy food and drink, preparing for later tonight.
>>79455435
sounded like on or in car.
Lol another domestic
male and female "fighting in the street"
sounds like a baseball game just let out (they're trying to handle traffic)
CHECK YOUR KEYS
morse code?
CHECK YO MIC!!!!
>running heavy
>>79455965
Probably says (((ROBERT))
running heavy with something in his COAT, in this heat
>>79455886
no mlb games in chiraq tonight
running "heavy" + UUW = carrying a weapon watch out Robert
> HISPANIC WITH GUN AND BIKE WALKAN WITH 4 OTHA MALES
Pedro just got a new bike
>>79453947
Possibly a stolen bike... If so, we got our first Bingo for the night and it aint even 9:15PM EST.
TRASH COMPACTOR ON FIRE
>trash compactor on fire
>>79456381
Thought about that, but it was a Hispanic male.
Rules are rules.
>>79456472
Ah shit, didnt realize it had to be black.
He is being escorted by 4 niggers though.
Lunch at the station
Dunkin donuts
Lotta spics tonight
>>79456557
Enjoy, Robert
is it getting good yet or should I hold out for another hour?
>>79456539
I mean... I guess it doesn't HAVE to be a black man. But the game has got so commercial lately, someone has to stand up for old-time perp bingo
>>79456557
Theres a dispute over drinks at a dunkin donuts somewhere.
Maybe they could stop for a snack after arresting the guy if shit goes down
how the actual fuck do they get people to be police officers in places like this? always baffles me
>>79456655
Hmm, is DD considered a restaurant?
Also fireworks
/gd/ Robert checking in
>>79456733
Yeah, some kids fireworked a house or some shit and set it on fire.
Also yes.
>>79456733
Yep. I don't think the rules specify the quality of food. As long as it can be eaten without actually killing you.
>>79456816
>eaten without actually killing you
Are we talking long term or short term?
For those of you who are just joining us, here are the highlights so far...
> Son choking mother
> Mother choking daughter
> Gang disturbance.
> Woman held hostage while apartment is ransacked
> Random dude exposing himself to rush hour traffic
> No one wants to pick up the dead body.
> Check your keys! Please Please Please Please
> He punched a dog
> Shut your Mouth!
> Who's guarding the gun in the street?
> 12-year-old car thieves
> Man with nunchucks scaring people
> Hispanic man beating woman in apartment
> Passenger maces driver for pulling over for ambulance
> Homeless man excessively drooling
> Look out for the Air-a-bat-ic
> Send the police back to the house they just left they're fighting again.
> Man putting rag in gas tank, trying to light up car.
> Rapid fire 20 shots
> He's trying to blow up a car
> Throw it on the boss, I'm going to lunch
> Cop locked his keys in his cruiser
> Someone stole a cop's coat
> Woman in wheelchair yelling and blocking sidewalk
> Couple having sex on top of car
> Hispanic man beating woman in car
> "Group of guys" hanging out on Pope John Paul II drive
> Cop who didn't check keys "talking" about Robert
> Man seen "running heavy" (carrying weapon)
> Hispanic with bookbag on bike waving gun
> Disturbance at Dunkin Donuts. Every unit in town offers to respond.
>60 YEAR OLD UNDER A CAR
That 12 year old with the van must've thought it was his dad
>>79456889
>Disturbance at Dunkin Donuts. Every unit in town offers to respond.
Kek
>I got dis, saw some otha lights, I got dis.
HOW MANY LEFT HAND TURNS DO YOU HAVE
YOU ASSHOLES ARE THROWING OFF MY SLEEP CYCLE BUT GODDAMMIT THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!
>>79456876
Better make it "if it kills you within the hour", otherwise we would be ruling out most restaurants.
If we keep the rule like this, we only have to rule out Arby's, Tubby's, and certain KFC's
>>79456889
>Every unit in town offers to respond
Kekked too hard
We have our black male wearing red!
> FEMALE BLACK WITH SHOPING CART GOING INTO TRAFFIC
>knife pulled at McDonald's
>male black no shirt, red hat
>>79457204
Red pants too.
Blot it off.
>>79457185
>not going into traffic
>going through the stairs
Ghost confirmed.
>More spics with guns
a guuuuuun????
>>79457300
My bad familio friendo
>>79457350
ghost spic
>>79457370
>Says here known to carry a gun, has a gun, carrying a backpack under the stairs
And the idiot kept asking
Is this dispatch girl high, dude wtf check yo keys
>>79457497
lmfao
> traffic jam
> I can't see but there's a police car here so something's going on.
I wonder if it's the guy who locked himself out of his car?
>>79457581
we can only hope
>>79457581
Im not saying it is
But it is
>>79457581
uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>79457646
WALKIN IN ALLEYS WITH TENNIS SHOES UP TO NO GOOD
>that feel when you will never brandish a blue-steel automatic
RED SHIRT
BLUESTEEL AUTOMATIC
>>79457813
really makes you think
>>79456889
Not even Araki could think up something THIS bizarre.
kek, sassy ass dispatch back at it again.
>>79457916
How fucking jaded do you have to be that somebody trying to blow up a car gets a respons of eh fuck it I'm going to luch?
>one male black has no foo *click*
>IT'S UHHHHHHHHHHH I DUNNO, BUT IT'S TERRIBLE THOUGH?
Why are Roberts so much more professional than these fucks?
>harassing children at a playground
>>79457973
She stops the perp with her charm
>>79458032
or makes even them pity her
>>79458031
Blackhoodieblackpantsholdingahandgun
I have somehow always missed these threads before but man, it's comfy!
>>79458027
End of their shift nearing, they're probably exhausted.
>it's just all so tiring.
Question for all...
How many replies should I let before I start the next thread?
CHECK YOUR KEYS YOU DAFT FUCKING IDIOT
Niggers and spics shooting fireworks
>>79458184
Tree hunred
>>79458031
>niggers
>children
>chicago
pick 1
>>79458184
310
>>79458174
full pasta for you.
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>who is robert
>>79458184
300 something. whenever da bump limit is reached. Shills working hard trying to slide a Hillary HAPPENIN thread so the old one will disappear fast when we migrate
