Remember this, krauts.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10641325
mebbe
>implying
>>79435499
>Implying unstable territories gained and lost during a war spanning six years counts as an empire
>>79435299
at least germany has someting to export other than top gear
>>79435299
To be fair, Germany is landlocked and Britain invaded non-developed nations which had just about no defense.
The Mongolian Empire is probably the most admirable for its magnitude and time.
>>79435299
Pretty good for a country that didn't even exist back when Britain took all that other land.
>>79435672
Germans have nothing else to be proud of. Their history consists of being raped by France and after they united being raped by Russia.
>>79435826
>Germany is landlocked
Look at a map
>Britain invaded non-developed nations
Oh and Rwanda was a highly advanced nation back in the 19th century, was it?
>>79435299
All I see here is proof of the Eternal Anglo at work.
>>79435821
boi that was painful
>>79439021
>implying the eternal anglo isn't zionist
What's your problem Israel? The eternal anglo literally made you.
>>79438979
>Look at a map
I'm talking about the historic German borders. When you are amid a bunch of occupied land, it's more difficult to have an active navy to conquer all these undeveloped nations.
Britain is an island which is why British people invested so much into their sailing industry.
For a similar reason, Spain has a lavish history of imperialism.
>Oh and Rwanda was a highly advanced nation back in the 19th century, was it?
No, but Britain managed to conquer more undeveloped landmasses because it isn't landlocked.
britcucks
britniggers
made me think
never thought of it this way
>>79435299
Britain basically just settled on wilderness with no one to oppose them but naked spearthrowers. The Germans conquered civilized countries with professional militaries.
>>79435299
Brits have sailed the seas and conquered clay for centuries, but for some reason they've never learned how to use a toothbrush.
interesting...
lol
>>79438203
except that we got repeatedly screwed over and were still good enough to fucking take over halve the continent .
niiice
>>79439972
lmao
The current German empire (The EU) is larger then the old British empire
>>79439898
>>79439933
>>79439972
Shall we discuss your empire, mexico?
>>79440308
be my guest, i am boasting nothing.
>>79440758
Mexican GDP:
1.261 trillion USD
British GDP:
2.678 trillion USD
>>79440941
for the moment
>>79440758
Speaking of big...
>>79435299
Now europe is itself a colony for niggers and arabs
What a joke
>>79441244
This is false
Brits are the most obese Europeans
>>79441244
Damn. What's Egypt doing?
>>79441244
discard the somali immigrants and your body index is the one of the fattest population in the world
>>79435299
We wuz kingz!!! We wuz big!!! We wuz dem African rulaz!!!
>>79441373
Highest rate of obesity != Highest average BMI
>>79440941
>>79441164
Have you got $10 billion on hand for the wall?
>>79441447
You tried to be funny, at least.
>>79435299
Typical britfag, living in the past while his "empire" crumbles around him. With the brexit the UK is now isolated and it's people are divided. Scotland will defect, as will Northern Ireland. London will lose it's financial industry to Frankfurt and Asia and the sad rest of your manufacturing will be moved to the continent. While Germany seizes complete control of the EU you'll be as relevant as the Czech Republic or Portugal. This will be the end of the British Empire. And we did all this without dropping a single bomb.
>>79441411
Learn to formulate an insult, Miguel
>>79441373
Why don't you look up the statistics and prove it?
>>79441449
Obese People rarely got an healthy BMI
So there is an correlation
>>79441526
>no, only 9,999,999,980; just gave $20 to your sister for a shitty blowjob
>>79441515
is it just me or does the police chick look cropped in
>>79441623
It's late i don't care enough about it to look it up
>>79438203
>raped by France
>American education
>>79441711
No need to be salty
>>79441749
What is Napoleon.
>>79441389
Living like Kangz an shieet.
>>79441768
I'm not salty
Just a bit Sleepy
>>79441841
Fun thing about this is that it is still newsworthy in England. While decapitation is the norm in Mexico
>>79441860
What is Franco-Prussian war?
What is WWll?
>b-b-but Napoleon!!!
>>79441924
kek
>>79435826
The Mongols did pretty much the same thing until they got to Persia.
The Mongols had literally one tactic: use horse archers and use the false retreat in every single battle. Once this stopped being effective they came to a halt. They would have never made it into central Europe even if the Khan hadn't died right before their invasion.
Surprising enough there aren't really any Empires that were formed by weak nations conquering stronger ones. I don't get why the British Empire is constantly dogged with this "only conquered weaker nations" meme since that's how all Empires are once they reach a certain level of power.
People forget that England survived against the odds for a lot of the Middle Ages, it wasn't always smooth sailing.
>>79441924
the funny yhing is decapitation is made by a shitty mexican.
this murder >>79441841 was made by one of your beloved negroes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5qKNlcUwKs
>>79441625
No mate, you're misunderstanding.
Say country A has 10% of their population obese, with a BMI of 30, and 90% healthy, with BMIs of 24. Country B has a 20% obesity rate, with BMIs of 30, and 80% healthy, with BMIs of 20.
Country A obesity rate = 10%
Country B obesity rate = 20%
Country A mean BMI = 24.6
((9*24)+30)/10
Country B mean BMI = 22.0
((8*20)+(2*30))/10
Therefore, while country A has a lower obesity rate, it has a higher mean BMI.
>>79436496
Germany has existed in some shape or form since the death of Charlemagne.
>>79435826
A load of shit, it started in a poor position for invading the world as it was stuck in the north west of europe and had shit natural resources
>>79442180
>can work out BMI
>can't stop hordes of muslims from conquering your country
Priorities, people.
>>79442180
Cool bro
>>79442136
>Shitty Mexican
That's Tautology m8
>>79442182
>HRE
Ayy
>German confederation
Ayy
>>79435826
Canada- 1st world French dominion of Acadia. Fought against worlds top military power for 7 years and won.
Indian emoire. Fought various sub continental kingdoms, hundreds of millions of Indians, still beat them.
Africa, built an empire conquering countries from South Africa to all the way to North africa and Egypt.
Australia,
Ok just abbos,
But has anyone else conquered this many continents?
Hong kong. Chinese love playing the oldest civilisation card. Their peak? Our colony in China.
Mongols? They were ok. 2nd largest empire after the british empire,
Didn't last long.
Cultural effects and legacy of Mongol empire vs british empire?
No.fucking.contest.
Anglos uber alles
>>79442501
>That's Tautology m8
not really
>>79442582
>>79442582
30/06/16 AM ON ITS WAY TOSYDNEY AUSTRALIA AUSTRALIA
29/06/16 23:44 ARRIVED (MDN) AT HEATHROW WORLDWIDE DC
29/06/16 18:59 ON ITS WAY TOHWDC AIRSURE CROYDON MAIL CENTRE
29/06/16 18:48 ITEM COLLECTED CROYDON MAIL CENTRE
>>79440033
Kek. Fuxk off you uneducated frog leaf
>>79441516
>windows xp
ask the cartel to upgrade your town computer paco
>>79442182
>>79442550
What about Louis the German and Otto the Great? Don't their kingdoms qualify as a unified form of Germany?
>>79438203
>Germans have nothing else to be proud of.
>as long as you ignore every single conflict before 1905
I'm embarrassed to share a planet with you.
>>79442957
As far as you can say that for kingdoms of that time, sure. But that dosn`t really fit the condition of continious existence, does it?
>looking up mexican-british relations on jewpedia
>find this
>>79443093
A good chunk of these wars were against other germans though
>>79443406
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Prussian_War
>>79443161
Not a single continuous form but morphed over time but you Germans continually shared a common language, heritage and culture. The same could be said for 'France' even though people think France always existed. There was different kingdoms and cultures like Gascony that existed even during Napoleons time.
>>79441590
Nice try, Abdul.
Yes, we all know the latest German Empire is the EU, and you're desperately trying to save it after we totally wrecked you.
London's finance industry isn't "moving to Frankfurt", as much as you losers try and meme it.
Just give up - we've beaten you. Again.
>>79443459
>Beating the french
I thought we were talking about things to be proud about
>>79443545
Germany wasn't even ruled from germany for most of the time then. And the HRE included territories like the netherlands, northern italy, bohemia and so on that were never german
>>79435299
Property of the House of Hanover
>>79443459
lol who hasn't beaten the french
>>79443695
The French only became pushovers during the 20th century.
Frederick the Great was also cool.
>>79441860
What is the Völkerschlacht bei Leipzig?
British Empire was shit
