Hey /pol/, I'm at Trump Tower right now, what should I do?
>>79423841
record yourself shouting loudly "gas the Jews"
if you fail to comply I will donate $4 to hillary
>>79423841
Buy an excellent meal of Trump Steaks! Because when kebab is no longer available, your next option is steaks!
>>79424380
Nice upsale
>>79423841
poo in it
>>79423974
I'll do you one better, I just bought a MAGA hat. That's 30$
>>79423841
Please do NOT carry out your martyrdom operation, we need the God Emperor.
>>79424638
You're a qt. Do you want to race mix with me?
>>79423841
Give another few cents to the Don and buy another icecream.
>>79424638
Damn I would lick your boi pussy qt
>>79423841
>Trump ice cream
I bet it tastes like secure borders and Equitable international trade agreements.
>>79424638
>black MAGA hat
Got the same one, noice.
>>79423841
9/11 it
>>79423841
Storm into Trump's office and demand a high-power job. Trump will be so impressed with your initiative that he will not only hire you but marry you to his daughter. Then you can go out onto the roof and shoot your guns the True American Way™ as the national anthem plays in the background.
Quit posting on /pol/, Alicia :^)
>>79424380
Available at the Sharper Image!
I got a nice bag too
>>79424836
It only works with people of different sex, m8.
>>79423841
Demand an autograph
Order a taco bowl
>>79425223
>True American Way
>In NYC
It's a literal police state
>>79425668
Jealous desu, I want a Trump bag
>>79425789
I know that. I want to have OPs babies.
>>79423841
get a Taco Bowl
post pic of said taco bowl.
also how much is a Trump Taco Bowl??
>>79424638
Do you want to pop my boi pussi?
>>79426061
Show benis you fag
>>79426061
Just cause you lopped your dick off doesn't make you a girl
>>79426398
How would I bear OP a son if I had a benis?
>>79425830
>>79424638
>Tfw this is the face of people who I share political discussions with on here
Fuck anybody under the age of 25 who thinks their opinions count in anything. You may as well be some lib tard SJW faggot.
Back to /b/ with you, summer.
>>79423841
You absolute fucking idiot.. you decide to go there a day in which he's not??? You can ever run into him and ask him where the lobby is. Just an hero OP..
>>79423841
4$ for a strawberry? i can't believe you guys support that shekel stealing kike lover.
>>79423841
Order a taco bowl
>>79427133
> ice cream
>>79427133
Pretty sure it's something strawberry flavored, ya idiot. Could it perhaps be ice cream? "The Trump Ice Cream"... nooo that's not it. It has to be just a strawberry.
>>79424836
>women are now pushing the racemix jew on US
It's over kads, the kikes have won
>>79423841
Don't eat anymore strawberries, those things are expensive
>>79427468
>Woman
>>79427468
>tfw mobilefag
>tfw typo
>>79423841
Order a taco bowl
>>79424638
And people make fun of the Sanders cucks being stupid kids...
>>79426774
Piss off, you faggot.
>>79427842
Sounds like you're mad Trump has a significant amount of the youth vote. We need more people like that anon.
>>79423841
CHECK THESE SICK DUBS
Chilling in central park repping the Don
>>79427767
This desu SENPAI
Be on your best behavior and not be a gigantic faggot
buy the establishment
>>79426774
Projection and jealousy
>>79427468
You know, I've been browsing /pol/ for a long time. It's given me a pretty big fetish for changing white nationalists into race mixers. How realistically can I convert one of you over to having kids with a brown Muslim girl?
The idea of making a man lust after you so hard he betrays all his morals and ideals is so hot.
>>79426597
Every woman is a tranny on the internet until proven otherwise.
>>79426597
Post tits faggot, with timestamp.
>>79428221
qt
>>79428953
>>79428951
You don't have to believe me but I'd appreciate if you answered my question >>79428804
>>79428221
prepping the Don*
**bull
>>79429258
This is you
>>79429258
You can start by showing us them saracen sacks. Timestamped.
>>79424638
KEEGAN?
>>79429258
Your question will be deemed worthy of answering if you post tits.
You are worthless and undeserving of anything until there are tits with time stamp.
>>79423841
Take a massive shit on the bathroom floor, like in the stalls or in the middle of the bathroom, if it's too busy then you take a stealth deuce right next to the toilet.
>>79428804
first show boobs, you know the rules
>>79423841
Why aren't you at Trump Tower Las Vegas you faggot?
>>79429927
cover it with MAGA
>>79427143
2nded
>>79429658
>>79429864
>>79429940
I'm not an American whore. I am faithful to Allah. I would like to convert one of you to his will and have good Muslim children that would otherwise be kafirs if you married another woman. Is some advice to much to ask for?
>>79430365
POST TITS YOU WHORE
>>79430365
Meh. No boobs no chances to convert us ;)
>>79430365
>Is some advice to much to ask for?
Yes.
>be Muzzie
>pretend to be a woman
>be a fucking leaf
You are everything worng with the world.
>>79430365
fucking canadians always shitposting
>>79423841
Hurry get your Trump merchandise! His summer line is about to come out. Trendy fag
>>79430555
That comes after marriage and conversion, American pig.
>>79423841
Buy a trump hat. Eat your trump ice cream. Enjoy trump filling your soul
>all these shills losing their mind.
HHAAHHAHAAHHHAHHAHAH
>>79430667
I didn't ask I demanded you to you fucking slut
>>79430365
#titsforallah
>>79430667
Im a while male working a system engineer. I make over $100k a year. I own my own house and rebuild classic Porshes for a hobbbie.
I will marry you if you convert to Wiccacn.
That is my final offer.
>>79430777
checked
>>79423841
Act and dress like you are out of place, make a formal formal request to see the emperor, tell them that it is extremely urgent and a matter of terra security.
Then ask what day it is and just act very stressed and talk to your self and say shit like ''no no no there isn't enough time, there has to be another way'' while looking at your clock and walking back and forth.
Video tape everything.
>>79430777
>>79430601
>>79430627
>>79430778
Why are you pretending to have no interest on my proposition? This is your only chance at even having children. All I ask for is eternal loyalty to Allah. It's a small sacrifice to pray 5x a day and not eat pork, among other things.
>>79423841
Did Trump give you the hat after you sucked the cream straight from the spicket? Good trendy fag
>>79431127
>pray 5 times a day
>give up pork
Yeah no all that would get in the way of my gains, nice muslim roleplay faggot.
>>79430904
I would rather live on the streets and eat dirt married to a poor Muslim man than be a filthy witch. Witchcraft is not allowed.
>>79431127
TITS OR GTFO
What is so hard to understand? Are you inbred or something? oh wait.
Take you defective leafallah genes and GTFO
>>79431127
I'm always interested in tits, mate.
#titsforallah
>>79430365
>canadian
>allegiance to allah
>what_a_surprise.jpg
oh wait, i live in london.
>>79424638
Why does /pol/ always look like normies?
>>79431231
>>79431335
>>79431358
I would prove I'm a woman, but the ways you are suggesting are sinful.
>>79431127
You blew your cover by "asking". everyone knows a real Muslim women are submissive and know their place.
>>79431445
>posting anonymoose picture of titties with a timestamp in sharpie near the nips
Yeah totally sinful
>>79431445
k
Just post birth certificate with timestamp then
>>79431445
Role playing does get stale. You got your (you)s
>>79431127
>among other things.
No beer, no swearing, no outside influences, no leaving the cult, no buisness dealing outside the cult. mutder those who do not follow these rules. if you dont not follow these rules you are a heritic and will be killed, your wife raped and children sold to slavers. etc, etc.
yeah, nothing to lose.
>also,
>This is your only chance at even having children
your bait is weakening.
>>79431283
Thanks for proving my point.
>>79426038
>Jealous desu, I want a Trump bag
on your chin
Fuck that leaf, make germanic babies with me.
>>79431743
whats with the poostick
>>79431187
>still ass ravaged lyin' Ted lost
>can't #nevertrump at hillary's ice cream store out of spite
>Can't even #feelthebern as he fades away into obscurity where socialism belongs
>90% of all msm focused on Trump
>all pics are of his shit eating grin
>literally incapable of escaping America becoming great again
>dreams are just Trump rallys beamed directly into brain
>find yourself using words like "Yuge" and "best" more then usual
>hair becoming increasingly unruly
>skin gains and unnatural orange tan color
Life must truly be suffering for those not in the MAGA camp.
>>79431487
Not in North America. You have to be aggressive here. I would love to convert one of you and become your faithful wife. Can an American woman offer you as much loyalty as I can? Have fun giving her your heart when she crushes it under her feet.
I admitted the idea is very hot to me as well.
>>79431554
>>79431570
>>79431528
It is sinful to show myself in that manner. I'd also prefer not to be identified on a board as shitty as /pol/. Lemme think if I can come up with something else.
>>79431794
Nip ladle, eh
>>79431877
Show arabian legbeard
>>79431877
Show hands with timestamp
>>79428221
>>79425668
>>79424638
have you bled yet?
>>79431877
Just post your girly hands with a timestamp if thinking is to hard for your imbred brain
>>79431877
show vagoo
>pls write "/po/ fuck slave" above shaved pussy.
If the place is anything like it was 15 years ago when I was there, you don't want to go fucking around in Trump Tower. As is to be expected by anyone paid to do a job by Donald Trump, the security there is not to be fucked with.
>>79431413
Better than looking like NEETs tbqhf
>>79423841
Order the taco bowl.
>>79432035
>>79432053
Alright, but there are a lot of girly handed men on this board and I'm not sure that it will identify me correctly.
I'm a pretty big girl at almost 5'9 my hands will show that as well.
>>79432243
>big girl
You must have some big ol fat titties then
>>79431743
Is that a Germanic qt?
>tfw sailor costume is everyone's fetish
>>79430365
>Tits with timestamp
>not a woman
Pick one
>>79432243
post burqa you dummy, with timestamp
>>79432243
It will show us a shitskin is actually browsing /pol/ to race mix which is funny
OP -- he ain't even cute. I bet he don't lift either. Whazza point a that boipussi when you gotta be a faggot to enjoy it?
do peepee
>>79423841
>strawberry
disgusting.
>>79431040
How to act like a time traveler 101
>or
How to act like a psychotic person 101
>>79432243
Just post something so I can fap, famalam
I am not sure this proves much. At least you can tell I'm not white.
>>79423841
do a flip
>>79432680
>Male hand
>>79432680
I dont know might be a beta goat fucker but still mudslime praise kek on /pol/
>>79432680
>Hand the color of the table
>Kafir
Of course you're not white
>>79432680
>nails are that short
Why you bitch boy
>>79423841
>paying $4 for ice cream
>AMEX
Kill yourself
>>79432680
you got dude hands.
Id probably still let you wrestle my snake though.
>>79432680
post hibjab or wot not
>>79432976
>>79432774
>>79432840
>>79432813
>>79432905
I posted proof of my race. Now give me advice on how to convert one of you infidels.
>>79430365
Only if you A2M
>>79432634
Implying it wouldn't be hilarious either way. Imagine security dragging you out and you scream NOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THINK ABOUT YOUR GRANDKIDS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>79433108
cook, clean, succ
>>79427767
This senpai
This thread shall be on /socc/ not in /pol/
>>79433108
Learn how to suck dick
>>79433108
Post tits then who knows
>>79433108
You can convert to Christ or burn in hell, it is that simple, Mohammadan.
>>79433208
>>79433252
>>79433253
>>79433283
No sex until marriage and conversion. Can I realistically walk into a white pride event and convert one of the stragglers?
>>79433108
top tip : you can't
>>79432680
Those are man hands no matter how you slice it.
>>79433108
Post your feet and I'll convert.
>>79433108
buy a gun
get a real job
experience freedom of speach and religion
decide that Islam is for chumps.
enjoy your life to the fullest and meet a guy while doing it.
Its really that easy. just let go.
besides, wouldnt you get bored with virgins after a while?
>>79433325
TITS
I
T
S
>>79433325
Maybe in Cancuckistan. Not gonna happen in the states.
>>79433325
No, because you cannot go outside without a male relative.
>>79433325
Which type of shitskin any way (country)
>>79433422
Virgins? I am a virgin looking for a virgin male to convert. I am not looking for multiple men.
>>79433325
Being genuine though, you are aware islam is a cancer to this world right?
You'll be doing the converting.
>>79424836
>>79424931
>>79426197
>>>/fit/
or
>>>/lgbt/
literally the same thing.
>>79433435
>>79433327
I posted this here because I figured /pol/ is where the stragglers of the white pride movement come to talk anonymously because they are insecure. That's what I've understood from posting and monitoring here of course.
>>79433579
Who cares. Post your feet and I'll convert to Islam.
>>79433325
>Can I realistically walk into a white pride event and convert one of the stragglers?
If you are insanely hot then maybe but i doubt it. No one is going to buy the pig in the sack anyway so work on that choke reflex.
Its ok if its not vaginal, right?
What if I say I'll convert, but cross my fingers while I say the magic words? Then I'll baptize you in your sleep and take you away to Orthodox Russia.
>>79433519
If I told you, everyone would immediately exit the thread.
>>79433772
Nah its generally teenagers with white pride feelings shitposting
>>79433895
Roach
>>79434019
I am not of the roach-kind, but mine would probably be considered worse.
>>79433108
Make Islam less shit tier, Leaf
>>79433579
How often do you pretend to be a girl on the internet? It might be indicative of serious underlying mental health issues.
>>79434075
Neighbor of the poo-less loos?
>This whole thread
>>79434075
You're a woman. You pose no threat, your country of origin hardly matters.
>>79434075
Australian?
>>79433772
We're just a memers that got angry with the world
>>79434137
>>79434214
>>79434211
I am a mix of two races. You'll have to sign the marriage papers to find out which ones.
>4$ for icecream
>tfw your salary is 300$
>>79430777
Fucking checked
>>79434266
Just tell no one will be signing anything
>>79434204
>purging_ants.jpg
>>79432680
>Those male hands
>>79434266
You will have to renounce islam long before a white man of any worth will marry you.
>>79434266
You know, In the west marriage, is just a business partnership right? It can be dissolved at any time for any reason.
>>79424638
Your hat and sticker are backwards, dumbass. You got conned.
>>79430777
nice digits son
hope you like mine
>>79434600
Once you convert, marriage is an important bond. You call my religion backwards but if marriage isn't sacred to you, than what is? My family taught me good values from the Quran, at least.
>>79434333
Those fucking trips
>>79434333
Double checked
>>79434520
No, I just understand there are no men of value on /pol/. Thanks for the advice anons. See you later.
>>79423841
write a grafiti: "pedro was here"
>>79434865
>My family taught me good values from the Quran, at least.
>at least
You mean "or else"
>>79434937
Wait don't go
>>79434865
>posts man hands
>pretends to be a woman
show us your boi pussy, the Quran allows that
>>79434865
My family taught me that marriage is too sacred than to enter into one with a pagan such as yourself.
>>79434937
Try /r9k/ I'm sure there will be plenty men of ""WORTH"" there for you to convert
>>79434865
> if marriage isn't sacred to you, than what is?
Freedom.
In all its forms.
>>79434865
Kinda sad you don't understand western society but you live in Canada so I'll give you a break. Marriage, about 90% of the time is done with loving or religious intention but is recognized by the state as more business since religious marriage doesnt affects the state
>>79434640
was getting dubs part of your plan?
>>79434937
Agreed try r9k
My microphone is bad but here is a final message. Good luck, don't choose the wrong path. Remember! Life is just a test, the next life is your true one.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11IlG3QUXbK
>>79435743
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s11IlG3QUXbK
What the fuck were you saying your mic is so fucking shitty
>>79435743
>man hands
>deep lispy - jew voice
>no tits with timestamp
show us your sissy cock in a chastity belt
>>79430365
>Canadian Muslim woman trying to racemix on/pol/
why though
>>79424638
I didn't know arabs supported trump kek
>>79425653
You do realize that Sharper Image does most of their business through their mail-order catalog, right?
>>79434865
24 white male.
You have to convert to Protestantism and be my second wife.
You also have to eat bacon so I know you've renounced your blasphemous ways.
Final offer.
>>79437544
It was a trap the whole time
Scream a loud sustained REEEEEEEEEEEE until you get kicked out
how big was the ice cream?
>>79436125
Northern Italian and Lithuanian, but nice try fag.
>>79429755
Are you from the Orlando area?
OP's still here, guys
c-can I get some compliments
>>79439562
Cute!
>>79439535
Sorry bro, the thread has been hijacked by a canadian role-playing as a muslim woman.
Nice hat choice though. Black and white is the most underrated version.
>>79424638
You look like a skinny version of that guy from Man vs Food
>>79426197
>pepsi x7
>coke
>burger king
>faggot
>>79439562
you look like a massive faggot
>>79440635
Adam Richman is a jew
>>79439562
>>79439535
you are both ugly boys
TRUMP 2016!
>>79426774
>/pol/
>having political discussions
>with a shitposting aussie
m8 pls.
>>7942>>79425830
>Order a taco bowl
Kek of the highest order
>>79434333
>>79430777
nioce
>>79439562
well you look better than i do
that being said you kind of remind me of one of those albino niggers
jump off the top faggot
>>79428804
Does OP looks white to you.
LMFAO.
>>79442091
I'm Northern Italian and Lithuanian
I'm no mudslime, jew or nigger
>>79442462
>italian
>white
My fucking sides.
It's not that because you're not a slime, a jew or a nigger, that it makes you automatically white.
>>79442632
Got it Frenchy, just tell me when your wife's son is born. I've been meaning to give Achmed my regards. How's Algeria this time of year?
>>79442462
Got to the Bronx and visit Conti's Pastry Shoppe. It's at 786 Morris Park Ave, Bronx, NY. I'm there right now
>>79442632
>0.25 Shekels have been transfered to your account
>>79443666
devil trips, nice
>fuck you, I'm not going that far uptown
>>79444737
This
>>79442984
kek'd hard
