TODAY'S THE DAY
/pol/ Approved Parties:
Liberal Democrat Party
Katter's Australia Party
Pauline Hanson's One Nation
Rise Up Australia Party
Shooters, Fishers And Farmers Party
Redpill Parties:
Citizens Electoral Council
Shit Parties:
Everything else
>>79423631
What's the story on the liberty alliance party?
>>79424632
zionist statists
Whats the most right winged party in Australia?
>>79423631
of those parties, which actually have a chance?
>>79425080
Why did this revelation come to be though? before they had some support here.
Tell me, Ausfags. What party do YOU want to win?
>>79425254
Liberal Democrats stand to retain their seat and possibly pick up another 1 or 2.
Pauline Hanson seems likely to get her seat.
Katter will never lose his seat.
>>79425254
of taking over? none.
Only labor and liberal and both are fags.
The biggest fags are our greens. Other weird parties might be more faggy but greens actually have managed to obtain a lot of influence so they are the biggest fag.
LDP are the best party we have.
>>79425393
These guys.
http://ldp.org.au/
When do the voting centers open?
>>79426643
8am
>>79426643
>>79426808
You guys also been up all night and trying to stretch it to the voting booth because if you sleep now you might miss the whole damn thing?
>>79427708
>>79426808
>>79426643
fuck iwanna go to bed but i wanna be early in queue
fuk me ded m8s
>>79427708
No I woke up at 4am because I'm too excite.
I'm starting to feel tired again though lol.
If you live in the seat of Stirling, there is a strong independent candidate for you.
http://www.kimindependent.com.au/
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/stir/
>>79428171
Here I am, consulting the community
>>79428171
>>79428299
jesus lel, would vote/10
>>79428299
All this campaigning has got me famished, I'll just drop in to the local kebab shop
How you lads voting?
Me
1 Liberal Democrats
2 One Nation
3 Hemp Party
4 Shooters and Fishers
5 Family First
6 Australian Liberty Alliance
>>79428441
There is a strong diversity in our electorate, lets embrace it together
>>79428555
Please don't forget, VOTE KIM, VOTE STRONG
Here is my how to vote card.
>australia
top kek, nice bait
>>79427708
I have since I got home from work at 5:20, I decided to get drunk and get up around 4pm and go vote after having a shower and getting changed for more work, since they shut at 6pm. Hopefully no line.
>>79428923
fuck off paki.
australia is britain's greatest ally.
>>79429151
australia isn't even real
>>79429273
there's that famous pakistani humour.
>>79429425
I thought pakistani humour was blowing up buildings
>>79425393
The one that gives me decent internet and isn't shackled by the balls to the insular, avaricious Murcuck conglomerate.
i.e. Not the Liberals.
Does /pol/ approve Derryn Hinch for senate or nah?
vote greens!
>>79430524
Definitely not. The guy is a pedophile and a whackjob muh feels candidate.
fuck my dickhole ya wanker fanger fanny fuckhead
>mfw
>>79430375
just forget about it
our internet is permanently fukd just stop thinking about it
u will be dead before we pass our current speed threshold
just
end
it
all
stay with me
![p._V293117552_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lm94ZTb.jpg "p._V293117552_[1].jpg")
>>79436003
croc leather?
![bacca-bucci-tan-men-casual-shoes-922[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nrql7rV.jpg "bacca-bucci-tan-men-casual-shoes-922[1].jpg")
>>79436084
Formal Shoes
>old labor will never be back in it's glory during the white Australia era
>>79436708
>the Australian Protectionist Party will never return to reinstate white australia policy
>>79423631
Lads, who is the most likely to want a trade deal with the UK?
>>79436996
LDP
![Capezio_Pull_on_Jazz_Shoe_EJ1_CAR_SM__22501.1387431109.1280.1280[1].jpg_c=2.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qZ9jvE9.jpg "Capezio_Pull_on_Jazz_Shoe_EJ1_CAR_SM__22501.1387431109.1280.1280[1].jpg_c=2.jpg")
>>79436996
>tfw the qt labor girl handing out flyers swings your vote to labor
every year lads
>>79437269
>being swung by the feminine jew
what are you doing
>>79437269
>tfw the greens cuckold in lycra who just got finished cycling is trying to hand your flyers
it should be legal to execute these people on the spot
>>79437433
m-my vote doesn't r-really matter r-right
>>79425319
When will this meme die,being pro-Israel as a default position in the Middle East does not make you a Zionist.
We aren't giving ridiculous aid like the US.
>>79437657
Just make sure you do your preferences so that you have Shooters as 1 and LDP as 2
I love election night, I don't even care who wins
b-because I g-get to spend time here, w-with you /pol/-senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FFTx6AKmU
>>79428866
Fuck off you Bum Cunt he wants to Pay doll Bludgers and oldies a thousand bucks a fortnight.
>>79423631
How do you vote for house of reps?
People say that if you don't vote liberal or labour you are throwing your vote away,
>>79438407
people are dumb
>>79425080
>muh statism is bad meme
>muh supporting Israel over Muslim shitskin failed states is bad meme
kill yourself
>>79438015
LDP is more shooters rights and pro gun than the fudds in the Shooters and Fishers party.
>>79425610
>open borders lolbertarians
good goy
>>79438407
All the right wing micros, then independents, then last, liberal, labor and green.
In my electorate that's family first, one nation and an independent first.
>>79438488
lefty drivel
>>79438613
True, but the shooters have even less chance of getting in than the LDP
>>79428866
>nigger supports the Palestine meme
SO REDPILL OMG ZIONISTS BTFO
>>79438701
yeah, but explains the process
>not voting for the liberty alliance
>It is opposed to Islamic immigration, political correctness and Waleed Aly’s Gold Logie.
>>79438543
>a country supposedly for australia that's barely even a year old goes out of it's way to talk about israel and how they support them
absolute zionist cuckolds
next up we'll being having israel conventions where all the parties talk about how much more they support israel than the other, like america.
>>79438620
>"open borders"
>you have to pay 50k to move here
>you cannot vote or become a citizen until you've lived here for 10 years
>you will not be eligible for welfare or healthcare
>>79438924
Yeah but they don't believe the Palestine meme like based groups such as the Greens and BLM
>>79438710
then vote LDP so we make certain they get in.
>>79438543
israel is on on pro muslim immigration, wake up you blind sheep
>>79438924
vote One Nation or Rise Up Australia instead.
both superior to the drongos in ALA aka allah.
>>79439115
Reminder Israel is the country that keeps trying to send their immigrants to Australia, because it's imperative Israel maintains their "jewishness".
>>79438996
>the only alternative to not jerking off the Palestinians is to become USA 2.0
And the Greens already make us suck Muslim cock with their BDS shilling. Also, you're literally the only person on the aus/pol/ topics ever triggered by it
>>79439083
Open borders for rich shitskins. I want to ban all the non-whites
>tfw no one nation senate reps in ACT
who do we want to win and why?
>>79439486
It sucks living in ACT. Your vote really means jack shit here.
>>79439199
>Rise Up Australia
>focus on christian issues
"no"
>>79439385
>jerking off Palestinians
The point is I don't give a fuck about the middle east. And any party who goes out of their way to talk politics about Israel and shit is not worth a vote because they clearly have agendas elsewhere and don't care about Australia.
ALA is submissive to jews and zionism and is trying to buy into their good side by supporting israel like the cuckolds they are.
>I want to ban all the non-whites
It just won't happen, but One Nation is probably your best bet.
>>79439327
Funny how you forgot to mention that it was an ALP politician who suggested the idea. An Aussie cuck party was the one who wanted it.
>>79425254
They can pick up seats in the house
Which isn't bad, as their opinions must be taken into account
So, the more nationalist parties getting seats, the better
The liberal dems have been fucking more gun control in the ass and stopping it, for example, and they've only got 1 seat
>>79439725
How do they have a focus on Christian issues?
They have a focus on Australian culture.
>>79439819
Zionists are one and the same regardless of where they are from.
>>79439974
>The liberal dems have been fucking more gun control in the ass and stopping it, for example, and they've only got 1 seat
This, based Leyonhjelm got an expiry date added to the 7shot adler import ban.
One nation in the senate
My local member for the nationals in the house of reps because he is a top bloke
>>79439799
One Nation is objectively superior. They appear to be harder on Islam and non-whites.
However I still don't see how ALA supporting Israel because they hate Muslims is "Jewish cuckoldry" when the Greens are about as vocal for their support of Palestine. Does that make the Greens a bunch of brave red pill people because they oppose Jews on one issue?
Who is the anti-Islam candidate?
>>79440012
they are far right and also want to ban porn
>>79440336
No it means the Greens are just as cuckold because they have agenda and policy on non australian issues.
>>79423631
Wow that was fast
Anyway, Australia First seems to be registered by a Muslim
>James Saleam
http://www.aec.gov.au/parties_and_representatives/party_registration/Registered_parties/australia-first.htm
imagine being australian
kek
>>79440410
Scratch that Rise Up Australia are zionists as well.
But I don't think they are anti porn, they are pro free speech.
>>79423631
Which party will exterminate all Emu's?
>>79440410
based
>>79440737
After we lost the war they became a protected class in society. They are even above the jews here.
>>79440357
Pauline Hanson - one nation.
Rise up party as well.
>>79440675
>muh Zionists everywhere
>>79440847
So do they get preferential treatment with Hiring? If I move there and claim I'm part Emu will your government gibs me dat?
>>79440675
>being this pro muslim
piss off shill, did mummy forget to slip your autism pills into your coco pops?
>>79441049
If they have a policy on Israel.
Toss em out.
Vote 1 One Nation
>>79441096
They get preferential hiring because the 1976 Emu Superiority Recognization Act surrendered all businesses and means of productions to them.
>>79441201
Jog on kike. Go back to melbourne.
>>79441295
>Emu Superiority Recognization Act
>>79441295
Go back to your home land sand nigger
>>79441728
Fuck off kike.
>>79441295
>If they have a policy on Israel.
shoo shoo Greens shill.
The only people who indulge Palestinian fantasies are Socialists who would drown the countries in non-whites. Maybe you want to sit there laughing at ME kikes while your country burns thanks to kike multi-kulti, but no one else does.
>tfw live in AUS but can't vote
Who will vote Katter if not me?
>>79441878
>are Socialists who would drown the countries in non-whites
Oh, so jews and israelis?
Go off yourself zionist. Pauline will kick you kikes out. You're all one and the same sand niggers to us.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-01/natasha-griggs-makes-last-minute-change-to-how-to-vote-cards/7562368
Good goys at the Liberal Party now don't want people to vote Rise Up.
All the more reason to vote for them!
I am voting Family First first. Convince me to change to your meme candidate.
>>79442268
FF are anti gun and pro immigrants+refugees.
>>79425319
They are funded by Zionists.
The issue is foreigners not Muslims, they say it's only Muslims. That's a big problem.
>>79442268
FF is pro-immigration bro. They're a Christian meme party along the same lines as Pope Francis.
>>79429151
>Australia is britains greatest ally
Poms value paki child rapists more than us
Who was there in WWII?
not England
Who sent us to our deaths on purpose at gallipoli?
Fucking England
Fuck the Queen, ANZUS forever
Was going to vote one nation but greens babe talked me into voting greens. Fuck she was so cute and bubbly, think she was into me
>>79442672
>greens
>women
it was a tranny bro
>>79442672
Get out there lads and get your sausages
>tfw the Greens will have 10x more votes than One Nation
>>79423631
Just voted, ACT here.
House of Reps:
>scribbled out all the boxes so they couldnt fuck with it
Senate:
>Liberal democrats
>Sustainable Australia
>Rise up australia
>Christian Democrats
>Libs
>Labor
How did i go lads
(((thegreens)))
reminder to vote informal in the lower if you're in a safe seat
>>79443165
Btw there is only like 10 senate parties in ACT, by the time I'd preferenced the first four I'd ran out of all the right wing meme parties.
>>79443391
I vote independent.
>>79443391
...did you use a fucking pencil?
>>79423631
I like AC/DC, so I like australians; vote for whoever you want, just make sure they're AC/DC.
>>79443703
I forgot a pen but i used a pencil, made sure i used it really hard so they couldnt rub that shit out
>>79437269
being a cuck
>>79443826
>i used a pencil
>>79443165
Why sustainable australia? They seem pretty left.
Also why not rise up as 1?
>>79443748
Closest you'll get is voting for Angry Anderson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPjErNRwuoA
>>79443391
Why?
I think I'm going to vote below the line for the pleasure of putting the Greens the lowest I possibley can.
>>79423631
Come on Ausbros you can vote in someone not shit, us bongs believe in you.
>>79439725
not wanting to stop the pozz faggot detected
My local member can get into my lower house if you know what I mean ;^)
>>79443958
Sustainable Australia's whole thing is lower immigration. They are not bad at all man
>>79444187
She looks like a downy who had pastic surgery
>>79428171
AS A PRO-DEVELOPMENT INITIATOR, I HAVE FOUNDED THREE MAJOR PROJECTS AS FOLLOWS;
INTERNATIONAL ANTI-CORRUPTION UNIT WITHOUT BOARDERS.
INTERNATIONAL SPECIAL WORLD WAR 11 VETERANS UNIT FOR AFRICA.
KIDIMA INTERNATIONAL MATOOKE IMPORT AND EXPORTS PTY,LTD.
hahaha this is gold
I'm voting whoever is the hottest candidate.
>>79444404
David Leyonhjelm
>>79423631
Which party will give you guys faster internet for lightspeed shitposting, more restrictive immigration policies, and an economy that won't collapse once your resources are dried up?
>>79423631
I wish you all luck. Honestly. I love Australia, but my home is here. If i could not live here, i would be with you. Or possibly in that Nambia pipe-dream
>>79444404
>>79425173
Greens
Voted 1 Rise Up in the lower house and 1 Pauline Hanson's One Nation in the senate. (not going to list out the top 38)
I completely forgot about ALA when filling out the white sheet so they're sitting at around 30. The Victorian white sheet was fucking ridiculous, I had to lean in on the ballot and write sideways.
There was a qt AEC worker seeing people to the rolls and this fat, greasy wog was in front of me just casually taking pics of her tits and arse with the flash on his ipod.
Also, this greens supporter cut me off on the way to give me his flyer and nearly tried to block my way with his arm, cunts going to get bashed by the end of the day. I love election day
boys i can't be fucked to vote, what happens if i don't
>>79444516
Thanks brother
>>79444282
Go on say that to my face cunt not online see what happens
>>79423631
Voted for One Nation.
>>79423631
i just bought an aussie flag along with a uk and usa and commonwealh one for the wall in my bedroom
dont pick anyone who wants to change your flag or scrap the queen mates!
how many of you cunts have voted yet?
>>79444707
Leftists win. So whether that's good or bad depends on you.
>>79444819
Nice lad. I was thinking of getting a St George's flag to hand in my room next to the Aussie one.
>>79444709
Make Anglosphere Great Again!
>>79444707
$80 fine and the greens win
>>79437269
Kek
Who /too-hungover-from-last-night-to-bother-voting/ here?
ABC24 is savaging Xenophon
voted
got a sausage
how can people hate voting?
>>79444707
you will get cucked by the greens with rapefugees
>>79428171
>I will legislate to abolish the discrimination against Muslims and fight like hell for Eid public holiday like any other religions. Muslims are discriminated and marginalized in our political system. Imagine if it is you being discriminated? “Think about it”.
>I will legislate the ban of alcohol, cigarette and the same time make the funds available to the victims so that they act as ambassadors, sending the massage of reform to those who are still killing themselves knowing that smoking and alcoholic behaviors is dangerous to their health, so to others. A message to deter them from being embarrassed, humiliated and death.
>>79423631
>not voting family first
>>79444707
20 dollar fine if you don't have a reason it can go up to 180+ court fees and give you a criminal record
>>79443960
Are you trolling ? I have no idea about austria though
<iframe width="498" height="280" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/d2RZXeQc5HU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>.
>>79425173
Australia First Party.
>>79445426
can i pin it on anxiety or some shit
Is it best to label all parties in senate from 1 to whatever. Or just number the ones I want to win and leave the shitters blank? Which is best to ensure they don't get a vote?
>>79445484
Ironically founded by a Muslim. So I assume it's just a subversion to take votes off One Nation.
>>79445442
Fuck off you EU loving cunt
MAD CUNTS IN THIS THREAD ONLY (SEE PIC DICKHEADS)
>>79445532
just get your name marked off and toss your ballots in the bin on your way out if you really dont wanna vote. always worked for me.
Just voted lads.
>>79445442
Sorry for my idiot link.
>>79444951
>>79444709
By the way, rate my edit. I think i did alright
>>79445568
You have to number at least 12 or it doesn't count
Voted
One Nation
Shooters
Lib Dems (they've been good with shooting stuff)
Family First
and Lib/Nat, just because I still have hopes
>>79444707
Tell the cunts that you're a monarchist and you don't vote, always works for me
>>79445645
for who cunt?
>>79445715
Yeah but should I just do the 12 I like and leave the scumcunts blank, or should I label every single party with greens and AJP last?
>>79446148
Take that extra effort to spite the greens anon.
>>79446103
all the gimmick far right parties in the senate
greens last in the house
Alright dickheads im off to go lift weights vote one nation if you can!!!!!
>>79423631
I acknowledge the traditional nungs of this land
>hate turnbull
>hate shorten
Pauline hansen death squads when
>>79423631
why are all australians drunk bi sexual retads
>>79446380
good lad
just finished doing the same thing
greens poofter outside looked like a turbo fucking autist like that trans communist anarchist guy that gets posted here sometimes
>>79444707
Vote Early Vote Often you cunt. Don't let the communists win.
>>79445442
> don't mind me, just using this thread to learn the interwebs.
https://youtu.be/d2RZXeQc5HU
m80s prep the turnbull for ya wifey
>>79446490
got mobbed by all the cunts shilling their how to vote cards.
my polling place was nearly dead.
>>79423631
Not Science Party
mfwihnf
Fuck all u cunts voting liberal. The less immigrant intake the better. Thats labour isnt it?
So who here isn't a complete fucking retard and voted Labor because Liberals are a fucking pathetic excuse for a conservative party?
Atleast Labor has actual policies, don't be one of the idiots stuck in the aspirational class who are voting liberal just because Abbott got ousted even though it's obvious Turnbull is literally the same shit.
who liberal for house of reps and Pauline Hanson for senator here?
>>79446553
compare ..
https://youtu.be/l482T0yNkeo
You cucks.
>>79447005
liberals are the ones who want to stop the boats
and no the irony isnt lost on me
>>79446647
waste of paper desu
Im about to go vote. What do?
>>79447765
vote right wing meme parties
>>79447765
See ya down there lid
>dubbahs and there'll be snags
1. Australian Liberty Alliance
2. One Nation
3. Rise Up Australia
4. Christian Democratic Party
5. Shooters
6. Liberal Democrats
Rate/hate
just got back, voted one nation in the senate here in qld.
>>79444516
You need to be in america to ensure Trump gets in office brah, we're counting on you.
>>79423631
>pol approved
Fuck off cunt. you have shit taste.
Lib dems? Please help
>>79425254
Liberal used to be like republicans. Labour -Democrats. Now they're both Democrats.
>move towns recently
>get text message months ago saying they intend to change my enrolment location
>probably because I changed my license address
>say don't reply or worry if you agree with this
>don't reply and believe the guvmont will follow through on promise
>go to vote
>not enrolled here
>have to fill out forms
>they'll almost certainly fuck it up again and try to fine me
Life is suffering
>>79423631
>Shooters, Fishers And Farmers Party
Best goddamn party name I've ever heard. Go, Straya!
>>79447117
Voted labor reporting in.
>>79425393
None. I pay the fine because I don't want any of those assholes making laws. Maybe one day there will be someone worth voting for.
Tfw giving how to vote cards to asians
>>79448515
>voting for soros
>>79423631
Which party is the most "racist"?
>>79448682
Australia first
>>79448682
Hanson
Denison electorate. Andrew Wilkie.
Screw the Senate
>>79448003
One Nation is best. LDP should be above Fred Nile because that faggot loves refugees.
>>79428551
>FF
>HEMP
>same ballot
Christ do your research.
If you're reading this and you have not voted, please do your research before voting /pol/.
Our system of voting is retarded. The average joe doesn't know anything about liberal and labor let alone all the other ones, and they make everyone number 6 and number 1-7.
People are certainly choosing at random by number 3
Voted Pauline Hanson in the senate and one nation in the lower house. Seig heil mein niggers!
I finally let go of the LNP orgy and voted for the Liberal Democrats for the first time ever.
I feel satisfied.
Why didn't /pol/ tell me about the Australian Liberty Alliance?
>Lolbertarians
>Fuck Islam
>>79449368
It was an elaborate ruse on you
>>79449175
>>79449368
The best part is that they have campaigned with those cardboard signs about political correctness rather than some fuck's face.
I've seen so many of them vandalised, they must have triggered the lefties hard.
>>79444707
I'm not allowed to vote. Do it for me cunt.
>>79449368
Zionist Goyims.
Derryn Hinch's Justice party was first on both sheets in Victoria, he's going to dominate.
>>79429273
>England
>National dish is Curry
>Current year
You're a disgrace to the family, dad
I'm going lib dems, one nation and last for greens and labour, but mid tier? IDK.
>>79449916
Vote sex party and shooters and fishers too
What do we think of the Citizens Electoral Council of Australia lads? I'm checking out my options now and I don't think I've ever heard of them before.
>>79424632
They want to burn all mosques and deport Muslim overstays and Syrians and Iraq's all have to go back once the war is over.
So who do you think will win?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmVy0_DLsPM
>tfw you will never relive the Ruddslide of 2007
Howard getting BTFO in his own seat was the best moment in Australian political history.
>>79450109
Pretty much everybody agrees the Liberals will win (our conservative party).
>>79449916
don't number the parties you dont want to get a vote. it's better that way.
>>79450166
>tfw john howard was the best PM this country ever had and ever will have
Remember when /new/ wasn't full of right wing dickheads?
Why the fuck would you vote for these redneck fuckwits?
Labor is the only party to vote for.
>>79430524
Hes very anti gun i dont trust any cunt that wants to disarm law abiding citizens
I'm pretty uninformed on politics, don't post here at all. I did that political compass shit to give me a round idea what is going on.
I'm slightly left of center, a bit further right than labor. And basically in line with liberal on conservative axis. Basically in between the two parties.
What vote?
>>79450333
>Took our guns
>Prevented us from getting a constitution
Nah m8 he was a cunt.
Not as big a cunt as Rudd though.
>>79450109
Overall, Liberal-National; our "conservatives"
I'm hoping right wing meme parties get seats (they're generally real conservatives)
>>79450166
it also ushered in the wave of immigrants that you see walking around the street these days
>>79450208
How is it that places have gone from overwhelming liberal (by America's definition) in a lot of places to having such a growing, or majority conservative population in the last few years?
>>79450350
Melbourne please leave
Reps
1. One Nation
2. Family First
3. Veterans
4. LNP
5. ALP
6. FUCKINGGREENS
Senate, I numbered every box but my 6 were.
1. Lib Dems
2. One Nation
3. Shooters
4. ALA
5. Rise UP
6. Liberals
.
.
.
36. Greens
Fucking hate greens plus all the lefty meme parties. Renewable energy party is kind of alright though. Put their senators as like 42nd+
>>79450376
Liberal Democrats or the
Liberals
>>79450350
Or you could just get a job
>>79450350
Fuck off you globalist hippy faggot
>>79450419
Mass immigration has been a thing since the 70s m8. Whitlam and Fraser started it, not Rudd.
>>79449035
http://ldp.org.au/policy/immigration/
>Unauthorized arrivals and refugees
>It is important that Australia provides a sanctuary for people who are fleeing political oppression and persecution, both on compassionate grounds and to demonstrate to the rest of the world the attractions of a free and democratic society. Such people can also become fierce advocates of freedom in Australia, having experienced its loss.
What the fuck did you just fucking say
>>79450428
We've never been overhwlemingly liberal. The two major parties are both centrist and not by faggy Euro standards.
>>79423631
Being a burger, I don't know much about Australian politics, but a brief Google search has lead me to believe this guy is pretty cool.
>>79450350
We grew up.
>>79450550
Yes but it was a different racial group that came back then
just got back, voted for greens
>>79450584
Yeah, I meant from a global standing.
>>79450651
What racial group are you talking about?
>>79450350
Yeah I remember when I was 18 and a progressive.
Then I woke the fuck up
