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go to Applebees while on lunchblack waitressHow y'all doin today?Me: Hanging


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>go to Applebees while on lunch
>black waitress
>"How y'all doin today?"
>Me: "Hanging in there. You?"
>"HANGING in there? Excuse me?"
>spend next 2 minutes explaining a common figure of speech to waitress
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Blacks are the only race which has ever been hanged you racist bigot.
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>>79382561

At least you saved some money by not leaving a tip
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>not asking her to hang around after work
>Select all images with trees
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>>79382561
>speaking with niggers
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>>79382561
Should have just laughed at her face, stood up, walked to the kitchen and shouted "Let the strawboss know an uppity lip just lost him a customer", and walked out.
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>>79382561
Implying this shit really happened
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>gets a black waitress
>doesn't ask for a different waitress or just leave the restaurant entirely
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>day after Brexit result
>shopping at Sainsbury's
>the cashier asks a polish family if they need help packing their bags
Didn't think everything would turn around like that
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>go to Friday's because Applebees is for faggots
>some black guy approaches the table
>I rest my elbow on the edge of the table and scratch my thumb with my index finger
>fucking nigger fist bumps me
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>>79383333
Godly Quads of Truth

/pol/ is under attack again
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>>79382561
ask if she would twerk while you ate your burger
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>>79383333
Brazil is jelly we have places to eat that don't involve Piranhas
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>>79383713
>t. Mexican intellectual
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>>79383713
They serve tacos at Fridays now?
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>>79382561
This did not happen

Take this bullshit to tumblr where it belongs
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>>79382561
You shoulda just said, I'm Gucci senpai. Racist cracka! Hanging? Like a monkey in a tree? You shouldn't threaten to lynch people honky!
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>>79383140
I never tip black people as a matter of principle. I worked as a waiter/bartender at many different restaurants. Never once tipped by a nigger. They should stick to eating at KFC where they belong.
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>>79382561
she just wanted the fleeting experience of 2 minutes of feeling superior to a white person.

Next time just cock your eyebrow and give them a chuckle
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>at the gym
>waiting in line to use the water fountain
>it's my turn but a feral negro jumps in front of me and quickly uses
>can literally see water hit his ape lips and fall back down onto the facet
>visible look of disgust on my face
>turn away and buy a bottle of water at the counter
>he gave me a dirty look while I was buying it

>later ready to bench
>the same primate has used it, sweated it up and improperly cleaned it
>after he's done, spend a good 5 minutes wiping it down
>the entire time him and his other coon friends watched me and were whispering underneath their breath and giving me dirty looks

Racially segregated gyms when?
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>>79384303
>>79384523
>>79384664
These old magazines are fucking awesome.
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>>79384664

They always have you nigger.
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>>79388938
Do they make them out of rat meat like they do in Mexico?
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