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FEDERAL ELECTION GENERAL
First Choice:
> The Greens
Sensible Parties:
> Australian Labor Party
> Science Party
> Pirate Party
> Renewable Energy Party
> Secular Party of Australia
> Drug Law Reform
> Voluntary Euthanasia Party
> Australian Sex Party
No Opinion:
> Sustainable Australia
> The Arts Party
> Nick Xenophon Team
> Marriage Equality
> Australian Progressives
Meme Parties:
> Not Affiliated
> Animal Justice Party
> Socialist Equality Party
> VOTEFLUX.ORG | Upgrade Democracy!
> Australian Motoring Enthusiast Party
> Australian Country Party
> Liberal Democrats
Absolute Trash:
> Derryn Hinch's Justice Party
> Palmer United Party
> Jacqui Lambie Network
> Australian Christians
> Health Australia Party
> Family First Party
> Christian Democratic Party (Fred Nile Group)
> DLP Democratic Labour
> Citizens Electoral Council
> Australian Liberty Alliance
> Pauline Hanson's One Nation
> Socialist Alliance
> MFP
> Mature Australia
> Liberal
> Shooters, Fishers and Farmers
> Rise Up Australia Party
> Independent
waste of space straya faggots should nuke themselves
>>79377150
First post best post
i really want this greens meme to die
if you have ever or plan to vote for the greens you should be gassed
>>79377227
Well said anon,
Well said.
>>79376065
Top fucking meme friendo.
>>79376065
Ur one cheeky cunt m8, but i'll be mostly voting for anti-fag marriage and anti-shitskin parties.
>>79377227
>tfw voting the greens just to get (you)s in the election thread
>>79376065
Are Australian Greens as contemptible as EU Greens?
>>79377227
>muh neo nazi
Enjoy being mocked by the msm whenever you protest, losing your job if people discover your views, being beaten up by a gang of antifa, never finding a wife, family not respecting you if you open up (you never will you're a total pussy), never having a major party respect your beliefs, etc.
Total loser desu.
>>79376065
How is it even possible to mistype Reddit for 4chan in the address bar???
>>79377719
The Australian Greens are basically a 4th international trotskyist party hiding behind environmentalism.
Greens want to let terrorists stay in Aus and let in 50k refugees a year. No thank you
is Australia important enough to get a sticky election thread tomorrow?
Who should I prioritise family?
Note that I'm from the country, hate lazy cunts abusing Centrelink and despise inner city faggots that have never worked a hard day in their life telling me socialism is a good idea
>>79376065
Who else is voting 1 Cleaver Greene in the Senate?
CAN'T OVERWHELM THE LEYONHJELM
>>79377805
>I WANT TO BE POOR AND ENSLAVES
Okay greencuck voter.
>>79378301
Unfortunately, we do not have a Trump figure in Australia.
>>79376065
>tfw you're federal election is all shit and no matter who you vote for you are fucked in some way or another..
I just voted one nation.
But some guy yesterday told me they got jewed by selling themselves to the business.
>auspol
>labor not labour
You cunts make me sick.
Am I the only one who was taken literally zero interest in this election campaign? If voting were voluntary, I would not be voting. How can I make an informed judgment when I know virtually none of the policies and platforms on offer?
>>79379159
Don't worry, no one else knows whats going on in this election too
reminder to vote HEMP party. everyone else is utter shit
>>79379203
It's just gone on for too long. It feels like we've been in campaign mode since the start of the year.
>>79379159
honestly don't give a shit m8
also I don't vote
>>79377805
>dont vote for what you believe in not because its necessarily wrong, just because a small sect of society disagrees with it and an even smaller sect within that small sect will attempt to ruin your life like fascists
>>79379268
How much is the fine? Or aren't you enrolled?
Fuck, WA here
Can I vote for Katter's party or nah?
>>79377150
We dont have nukes but we can take yours
>>79377805
>a bunch of losers will stop talking to you if you have a different opinion than them
wow that sounds awful
>>79379316
I never enrolled, but I know people who are enrolled and just didn't update their address info and don't vote - no fines
The fine is like $80 but they don't always fine you
>>79379159
>If voting were voluntary, I would not be voting.
non compulsory voting has resulting in American politicans pandering to the emotional and passionate demographics (read; crazy).
How can i vote of I'm overseas. I can't be fucked to go to an embassy.
>>79376065
Gr8 b8 m8 8/8
>>79379397
those fines goto SPER which can suspend your driving licence.
I'd probably just vote.
>>79379159
> How can I make an informed judgment when I know virtually none of the policies and platforms on offer?
1. Go to political party's website
2. Read political party's policies
Not hard, anon.
>>79379439
www.aec.gov.au/Voting/Ways_to_vote/overseas.htm
>>79379509
they don't suspend it iirc you just have to pay the fine before you can renew your license/rego
>>79379346
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/swa/
there is one candidate Susan Hoddinott
>>79379346
Go to the AEC site and throw up your electorate to see everyone you can vote for.
>>79376065
Anyone else here voting for the pirate party?
>>79379583
well you only have to make arrangement to pay. Might be as small as $5 a week.
But they can suspend your licence so keep on top of that shit. Update your address or you won't get teh notice that it's suspended and if you get pinched for driving unlicenced you will get a real suspension, lose job, wife kids etc.
>>79379581
Yeah sweet just going to not vote. She'll be right cobber.
>>79379688
joke's on you I don't have a wife and kids or real job
>>79379673
>iirc
I saw this dickhead wearing a pirate party jumper at a Socialist Alternative protest in Norman Park. They were all disgusting, spitting kicking, breaking shit, screaming.
Fucking way turned me off any sort of left parties. All the Union protesters didn't want to be affiliated with the socialists even though they were there for the same reasons.
>>79379104
I find it convenient, because we can differentiate easily between the party and the ordinary word.
Family First reporting in
>>79379673
they're a socialist party masquerading as a libertarian / digital rights party. Utter trash.
Join Eureka youth lads
who /votinglabor/ here? based bill and fttp
>>79376065
Which party supports deportation of all kiwis?
I am sick of those cunts.
>>79380105
>voting for barnacle bill and his mediscare
lol
who here libs #1?
Only shorten can be trusted with medicare
>>79380065
Socialism is a sliding scale and I certainly like socialised health care and certain other services.
But most of those kids in the 'socialist' parties don't have any idea. They've done 6 months a psycology degree at uni and think they know everything. They've got no respect, they don't shower, they don't work, they don't pay taxes and they complain about everything. They disrespect the police, they disrespect business and they've fucking useless.
>>79380179
>impying malcolm wouldn't sell his fucking soul for $1
Medicare is gone with Libs and NBN will be trashed even harder.
Sports bet is offering 5:1 odds on Labor
>>79380279
I earn about $80,000 a year, I pay about 20,000 a year in tax. But I still recognise the need for socialised health care. I hate most people I meet in public by I still think everyone in society should have access to free health care in a first world country. We're not that hard up.
>>79380279
Red pill me on what the Libs have planned for Medicare.
Does anyone know about this animal justice party?
Like we don't have enough animals in our courtrooms
>>79378096
Liberal Democrats are quintessential fuck welfare leeches party.
>>79380495
privatisation
>>79380568
Worked out great for Telecom...or where they Telstra by that point?
>>79380495
>>79380568
fucking nuthin how the fuck do you privateise a payment system. also like who the fuck would by medicare anyway?
>>79380542
they flunjed a canidate because he didnt believe in gay marraige.
fuckin dropped
>>79380568
that didn't go well in America....
Considering all the tax I pay, I think everyone can probably afford health care.
Essential services are the first priority.
>>79376065
>First choice
> The Greens
Can you fuck off socialist dickhead? Haven't you learned anything from the collapsing Europe?
How fucking uneducated are you?
>>79380385
yeah or nah?
got $20 sitting there for brexit
who /gettingpissedtonightthenvotingandgettingasausagesanger/ here?
>>79380389
>>79380635
Agreed desu.
best meme party
The greens hate any and all freedoms apart from gay marriage and want a sugar tax. No thnx.
>A pedophile
>A lesbian pooinloo
>a gook
>a SJW
>a closet communist
>a junkie
Who should i support? Which one is the /pol/ choice here?
>>79380738
Nah m8. Back a long odds party to win a senate seat at $51 instead.
LABOR NEEDS TO FUCKING WIN
Has anyone else gotten a phone call from a Greens volunteer in the last few days?
I got one two night ago. He was an elderly gentleman and very polite. I was equally polite in telling him exactly what I thought.
He was very adamant about clean energy and wind farms while I'm a strong advocate for nuclear energy.
Reminder that derryn hinch is an emotionally immature pedophile.
>actually voting for fibre to the node
Literally cuckolded
>>79380738
I dunno man its really a tough call. I felt more confident putting my money on Brexit than I do putting it on Labor.
>>79380803
The chink seems alright
>>79380890
But he's really good at Scrabble
>>79380803
>when the labor guy doesnt even get a bio
have they given up?
>>79380897
>tax payers should pay so I can torrent faster
Pay for your own fibre. Every business who needs it does.
>>79380803
The Sex Party candidate looks like he spends all his spare money on cam whores.
>>79379159
Vote based on the candidate profiles of the candidates in your electorate, don't worry about which party they belong to
Just go to the ABC website and read the blurbo n them
>>79380967
:^)
>>79380939
I don't know, he seems very invested in looking out for Asians. I'm not Asian
>>79380803
The Junkie
There's a danger people will listen to the other people if they're elected.
>>79380973
Those blurbo's are just PR exercises.
>>79376065
>All those shit tier parties listed as sensible
I'm sorry to disappoint you but you have to be over 18 to vote. You sound like an edgy teen that doesn't understand anything outside of school life.
One issue parties should be outlawed.
Create a complete policy platform or fuck off. I'm sick of one issue parties eventually expanding and becoming socialist after the fact.
>>79380961
I guess he just wasn't GOOD ENOUGH
>>79380803
The junkie for sure.
>>79380961
ah fuck i love ian goodenough what a fucking name
>>79380897
i support fttp but I think it should be privatised and only people who want it should get it, there is no reason for octogenerians to get fttp when they dont have any computers, it's stupid and inefficient.
THIS JUST IN CUNTS
$4 WHOPPERS TOMORROW
YEWWWWW
>>79376065
>6 GORILLION different political parties.
WHAT.THE.FUCK. Is wrong with your country, Straya?!?
Any of you lads want to help me out too?
I have a bunch of Trump stickers. Its probably too late given the Australian election is tomorrow but I'm contemplating getting them copied and print more stickers. I'd then go around all of Melbourne and stick them over Greens (or any leftist party/antifa/socialist alliance) poster/signs (leftists always have signs up regardless of whether its an election or not). Should I do it? I have some mates that are involved in the laneway graff culture so they'd be keen.
Is this a good idea? Hoping it would make the news and trigger some leftists
>>79381289
that shit gives me the shits
>>79381306
Its just to create the illusion of choice. There are really only two parties.
>>79381266
I have certain opinions about marijuana. If alcohol and cigarettes remain legal in this country there isn't much justification for having marijuana remain completely illegal. All three of these substances cause ALOT of harm to our communities.
I suppose one day we will probably legalise marijuana and reap the tax benefits.
>>79381315
Tyrone of the Liberal Democrats followed by the liberal candidate.
>>79381322
fuckon oath its never too late, do it.
>>79381315
1. Liberal Democrats
Greens go last, fill out the rest as you will.
>>79376065
But who will bring back my guns?
>>79376065
>First choice: The Greens
>2 posts by this ID
Ebin troll thread
saged
>>79381433
Liberal democrats.
Seeing the candidate list, I can appreciate the fact you Aussies realize there's no "u" in labor, unlike the fucking Bongs.
>>79381433
Liberal Democrats.
No one else supports full shooter's rights.
>>79381394
>>79381315
Don't forget to put animal justice party right next to greens in last. They want to make non veganism illegal.
>>79380961
>41
Fine wine my ass he's gotta be 141
>>79381382
>>79381394
Nigga doesn't even have a bio
>>79381306
It's for our senate. They are minor parties who typically rarely get elected but pass there vote on to the one of the 2 major parties
With the exception of the shooters and fishers, labour, liberal, national and greens, it won't be uncommon for any of them to get 10 seats between them
>>79381433
The weapons Act in QLD is currently up for review. But it's been so successful it's unlikely to change dramatically.
You can still have guns but you have to do a 4 hour course (for rifles/shotguns).
It's not that hard mate.
6x assessed shoots a year to get a pistol.
Don't be a faggit. Guns are legal in Australia. You're just too lazy/poor to jump through the hoops.
>>79381315
Nick Xenophon team guy or the Liberal guy
>>79381433
There's a political party specifically for this, how are you not aware of this?
>>79381433
1. Liberal Democrats
2. Shooters and Fishers
3. Rise Up Australia
did I waste $50 lads?
>>79381381
The absolute madman.
>>79377719
All Greens are just communists
>>79381483
That's proof he supports abolition of data retention.
>>79381549
>implying boongs will vote
>implying it wont just be all army blokes and miners voting libs
>>79381459
No we spell it the correct way, the political party is just cucked
>>79381381
I'm on animal Justice party myself.
>>79381387
Would be kinda funny. Reckon it could make the left so butthurt it would make the news?
>>79381508
>enjoy ur 110 yr old bolt action goy
Dual citizen reporting in i dont really follow Australian elections since i never lived there only visited but who do you honestly thinks going to win? If hillary wins here im going to jump ship and move to australia
>>79381613
The Labor NT government got turfed out recently specifically because Aboriginals abandonned them, which they had taken for granted
>>79381483
I don't know why, probably just lazy ABC staffers.
There's a bit for him on the LDP website.
>>79381573
>>79381620
Labor party used to be communists too. Like actual ones with links to the Soviet Union.
>>79381667
I do enjoy my bolt action. And my glock.
I hunt and shoot targets.
come at me.
>>79381508
Pretty much. If I were in the sticks, I'd get one for sure.
>>79381573
It's a bit concerning how they are masquerading as the alternate choice to labour or liberal, it's especially dangerous when the younger populous don't fully know there policies but vote for them as an alternative. I have a friend who is a full blown racist who was going to vote for the greens until I told him their policy
As Keating recently, they are leftists hiding behind a gumtree pretending to be the Labour Party
>>79381644
thinking about getting in for betting tonight.
does animal justice party have the best chance of the long odds parties to get a senate seat? I may chuck $30 on them and $5 on a more sure bet, who should I put the $5 on?
>all these cunts shilling for labor, greens, nick xenophon or lib dems
you cunts aren't even aussie
vote liberal, family first or one nation or get the fuck out of aus/pol/
>>79381653
yeah melb is triggered so easily
>>79381736
consider getting a mate with a 4x4 and going out west, assist farmers to ride their farms of pests.
They will actually pay you to shoot rabits and shit.
Take 5 days off to shoot random shit in the country.
>>79381672
looks likely that the libs are going to retain power
campaigning for stability is a guaranteed vote-winner
>>79381508
But that's nonsensical.
Licensing systems I agree with (need one to drive a car, etc.) but truck licenses aren't limited to active professional truck drivers, a firearms license should be a license.
Once you have the license, it should be as easy as buying a car.
>>79381763
There was talk a while ago about there being a bit of in fighting between the Melbourne and Sydney Greens.
One is Green on the outside and Red on the inside the other is Red on the outside and Green on the inside.
God knows which is which though.
>tfw my entire electorate is mentally ill
>>79379159
>How can I make an informed judgment when I know virtually none of the policies and platforms on offer?
Alright mate I've got you on this one, dont you worry your pretty head about it.
What you'll get from the old ladies inside the school hall will be a big white sheet or two, lots of names of parties on it and that sort of thing.
You're going to need to bring with you a few darts (write numbers on them, 1-10 say in whiteout) and some paper clips or tacks. In the booth, you'll want to stick the voting things on the wall with the tacks, and then it's just darts from there.
If anyone kicks up a fuss about it, tell them that you're allowed to vote anyway that you want and they should fuck off. Besides, the darts don't fuck those little booth walls up too bad and they're going in the bin after the election anyhow.
>>79381727
Lmao no semi auto long rifle
Lmao no self defence
But stay complacent fuddy
>>79381315
>propagandist
>male nurse
>vegetarian
>tyrone
>lawyer
>Kate Ellis
>lad
I am now a #TyroneDrone
>>79381811
I should have it done within the next few weeks, if it does make the news, we'll just say Sam Hyde did it
>>79376065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8D79TkfQUI
>/Auspol/ btfo
I'm now a Willin' for Billin' get out and vote labour.
>>79381802
i agree except on lib dems, they sound like a faggot party but they're all about free speech and shit
>>79381832
Mainland greens are reds
Tasmanian greens are the only tree huggers
>>79381855
> self defence
Whom are you defending yourself against? What scares you so much?
>>79381907
>unironically posting friendlyjordies
kill yourself
>>79381787
>does animal justice party have the best chance of the long odds parties to get a senate seat?
I think they do. They are very well organised this election.
>>79381787
>a more sure bet
There are lots of them. But they all have awful odds. It isn't really worth it in my opinion.
>>79381936
Get out of your ivory tower.
>>79377805
fucking this.
"right-wingers" are losers.
>>79381802
Liberals sent us down the river decades ago.
They're fucking cancerous.
>>79381943
FJ is based as fuck. You just dont like him because you're experiencing cognitive dissonance.
>>79381644
Chucked 5 bucks on 'em
>>79381936
Poo punchers. Serious threat in Sydney for sure, one minute you're tucked in snoring away, next minute there's a poof going in dry. Having a solid lock isn't cutting it these days, been got myself a couple of times visiting family there.
>>79381936
How about the gangs of niggers roaming Melbourne and actually carjacking people and carrying out home invasions?
>>79381936
t. Gated estate dweller
There's plenty to fear in less than affluent Australian suburbs
>>79381802
>vote liberal, family first or one nation
Kill yourself, mouth breather,
>>79381922
Yeah, but all of them retardedly stand in the way of nuclear power.
It's like they enjoy coal pollution.
>>79378313
Made me laugh, but that quack is history
>>79381936
>be Melbournian
>get Apexed
>>79382024
Crikey m8 you've gone all out.
>>79381832
I don't really understand why Australia doesn't have an actual left wing party. I have family members who were involved in actual left wing politics such as unions
I personally despise left wing politics, but the greens arent even left wing. They don't even outlay any economic policies, they just seem to take partisan stances on obscure and irrelevant social issues
Trade unions went full blown criminal and left wing politics went full blown sjw
>>79381953
I was thinking of a sure bet to cover my loss. Maybe some on Darryn Hinch? I'm not sure if he has a decent chance though
>>79382067
They all want wind farms and solar power instead.
For people who claim to be about preserving the environment they don't seem too bothered by cluttering the skyline up with ugly as fuck wind mills.
>>79381943
>he follows /pol/ memes
kys you fuckwit you're going to destroy our country not voting in labour.
>>79382067
Because nuclear power is white supremacy
>>79382029
>>79382077
>unironically living in melbourne
>>79382024
what site are you betting on?
>>79382139
Honestly, wind power is great, but it and solar are not economically viable systems here.
Nuclear is our best option to produce affordable power, support Australian industry and reduce pollution.
>>79382157
>I'MMMMMM NUCLEAR
>>79382086
fuck it, if one of 'em gets in it'll pay off it's only about $50 total + bonus bet on the Palmer bet
>>79382196
sportsbet.com.au
>>79382139
Who gives a fuck about the skyline, they're inefficient.
>>79382123
Gambling is a risky business. If anything was a sure thing it would be priced that way anfd you wouldn't cover your other losses.
You just need to find something and go with your gut.
>>79382029
>>79382037
>>79382044
>>79382077
Okay, so consider this: If weapons were more accessible to "defend yourself", what makes you think criminal trash won't be able to arm themselves just as easily? This defence meme is an illusion. The net result is that overall safety is diminished.
Want a party with conservative social policies and liberal economic policies.
Why doesn't this exist?
All our parties are fucking garbage.
>>79381994
>>79382021
why are you here champ?
>>79382303
be the change you want to see in the world, Anonymous
>>79382299
Because criminals already arm themselves without applying for the licenses like LAFOs.
See: Monis, 15 year old muzzo, Apex, thousands of bikie gang members.
>>79382067
Or we could just power all of Australia with solar as we're the sunniest country on Earth with oodles of useless, constantly sunny space.
>>79382299
Poofs are in it for the sex champ, they don't even rock up with weapons. Just a hard cock on a ball gag.
>>79382299
Criminals are poor though (Hence, they're criminals).
You can buy a way better gun than them.
>>79382277
Well I don't mean a literal sure bet, but once that is likely to win which will cover my loss
>>79382365
They should just ban bikies completely.
Nothing of value would be lost.
>>79380803
I was almost interested in liberal canadate but then his interests lie in gooks not australia
>>79382344
bro i literally start losing my voice and get shakey when I stand in-front of my uni classes to present shit. I'd be the shitest politician of all time.
>>79382266
I know that but THEY don't care about that. Only that it's "clean"
>mfw greens, xenophon and some random cunt independents hold the balance of power in both houses
>>79382371
Look up the costs of solar, the maintenance of solar and the day night cycle.
>>79382453
arent the majority of the cunts who come out to reclaim australia rallies bikies?
>i'm a child or unemployed
Labour
>i'm in university
Greens
>i'm an adult with a job
Liberal
>all the parties are shit so i'm gonna vote for someone else tier
Retard
>>79382150
Fuck off scum. Labor is a failure, disgracing their history on a daily basis; instead covering up their corrupt Union backing with cheap and easy so- called left issues that have no bearing on the struggle of the blue collar man. Faggots, trees, immigrants- a fake Medicare threat based on nothing. They can go and get fucked this election and you can go get fucked permanently
>>79382453
Well it's worked so well with disarming Bikies...
And how about them association laws that have failed to claim a single worthwhile conviction?
Oi cunts how do I check which primary fucking school Im voting at?
>>79382519
Fighting the good fight mate.
>>79382542
Explain how the Medicare threat is based on nothing.
>>79382560
go on the AEC site and put in your postcode
>>79382559
eb ridd fast bikz an ab awesome shootaz ter shoot ya uumies wif
>>79382618
Liberals once said they considered outsourcing the payments system (which honestly they should). They decided not to. Labour went full retard scare tactics
>>79382651
more dakka
>>79380967
>We should all just follow what rich businesses do
Literal cancer
>>79378088
Katter 4 lyf
>>79382694
Because it's pretty good way to fuck up the whole system. I work at a hospital and every doctor, practitioner is pretty much against outsourcing.
>>79381315
Ellis is actually like 8/10, I'd vote for her.
Beats Colonovic anyway.
>>79380176
This!
>>79381968
So, nothing, then.
You just want to have a toy. Pathetic.
>>79382531
Good summary
>>79382618
Turnbull said he was looking at outsourcing the payment system - Something the fucking AMA backs - and Shorten has turned that into "see he's trying to sell it!" Even when asked by a journo what evidence he had he said (I'm paraphrasing here) "I just know, these are the Liberals we're talking about, they always want to privatise things".
Now you explain to me why Fag Enabling should be
a) The front page of the election campaign
b) something the Workers Party has to concern itself with
And also
c) How teaching kids in primary school to role play as trannies is going to save our nation
A sniveling, arrogant, marxist, 1/64th Wakawaka tribe member, green party trained professor was teaching a class on Australian history
"Before class begins I want you to list 5 ways in which Australia has gone downhill since invasion day onward as a result of British imperialism"
At this moment a brave, speedo-wearing, shredded cunt ex-SAS patriot who had bantered 500 Seppos to tears and fully supported every military decision made by Australia stood up and held up his fist
"Ay CUNT what's the name of my fist?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “Oh only kids give their body parts nam-”
"WRONG. His name is Larry the Leb-Leatherer!"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Rabbit Proof Fence. He stormed out of the room crying those leftists crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered Liberal that day and pledged to join the next riot at Cronulla. The projector malfunctioned and displayed NOICE on the screen in flashing bright letters. An Emu named "Never Forget" trotted into the room and perched on the Australian flag and shed a tear. The class's exchange students from China blew their cover as Chinese agents and tried to flee but were kicked in the face by some sick cunts. Steve Irwin himself showed up alive and well and enacted high-speed broadband across the country
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He overdosed on sniff-sniff a few months later participating in an Aboriginal cultural festival
>>79376065
>independent
>waste of space
Take that back, Based Wilkie is one of the best.
>>79382835
I don't understand why people put so much faith in the government's handling of money. It's so baffling.
>>79382542
listen mang just gotta take a leap of faith and vote in labor stop being a pussy degenerate mate.
>>79382982
P.S Stop the boats
>>79382746
>>79382968
>"I just know, these are the Liberals we're talking about, they always want to privatise things".
lel sounds about right
shorten has really fucked up this time.
>greens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH_MBwQhGgA
>>79377651
Green ID too
>>79380615
>he fell for the payment system meme
what effect does extending the freezing of the medicare rebate have?
>>79382835
Did they explain what kind of effect it would cause?
>>79382531
>>i'm an adult with a job
>Liberal
lol thats fucking cute.
>>79382835
But we don't have to worry about that, because rich business and the 1% will benefit.
None of you on here are rich, so the only reason you'd ever support the Liberals or a right-wing agenda is that you're uneducated trash.
>muh gunzzzzz
>i neeed muh gunzzz
>>79383024
If some sydney niggers what to shoot at each other with shit like that I say let them
>>79383024
that's one ugly motherfucker but I got ya beat m8
>>79383024
kek it's like fucking mad max out there
>>79383105
>no "piece of metal"
git gud
>>79376065
> Australian Sex Party
I don't know what this is, but I want in.
>>79376065
> First Choice: The Greens
>>79383160
>tax the church
>legalise marijuana
>gay marriage
no you don't
>>79382961
I'm saying go experience everyday life.
I've personally had to defend myself from multiple home invaders, armed with knives and a steel pole.
I am very lucky to be alive.
Someone weaker than me would of had even less of a chance.
That is all the justification we need to strengthen defensive rights in this country.
>>79383159
>no pvc
>>79379159
>How can I make an informed judgment when I know virtually none of the policies and platforms on offer?
Don't worry. The major parties don't have policies and platforms on offer this election, and for the minor parties you just need to read their name to know what they stand for.
>>79383033
Some thing similar was just on the weekly wrap for ABC
" Can you put your hand on your heart and say the coalition intends to privatise Medicare"
and he says
"I can tell the Australian People that how they vote this election will affect the future of Medicare"
what sort of confirmation is that?
>>79383024
Ahahahahahaha
>plebs who want guns this bad
It will never happen, so enjoy your wood and zip ties you righty losers.
>>79379811
FF also reporting in here, gonna have them as my #1 vote in both houses tbph
>>79381763
What's scarier is that thanks to decades of extreme Leftist dogma in schools, lots of the younger populous don't even mind that the Greens are Red.
Kind of like a
>Yes. And?
Situation.
>>79377150
Can you nuke us please? Australia even banned the use of nuclear plants here..
>>79383095
The fucking AMA has backed the notion of privatising the payment system, citing it as inefficient and costly...
>>79383202
I'm all for those.
Fuck protectionism.
Tax drug fucks.
Let fags marry, more income from marriage licenses.
>>79380803
>lives in lelbourne
>>79383205
Where are you living?
An alleyway in the CBD?
Sounds like you need to move.
>>79377805
get the fuck out of our country melbro
B U L L E T
T R A I N
F O R
A U S T R A L I A
who meme party here?
>>79383251
>he doesn't already own guns
you gay bro?
>Being traitors against the right winged party (Liberals)
I thought your country was good
>>79383297
We have the most uranium reserves in the world and these cunts wont even let us use it
I love election night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FFTx6AKmU
Voting:
Greens
Labor
Lib Dem
Consumer Rights & No-Tolls
Family First
LNP
>>79383251
See
>>79382696
>>79382746
Guns of this quality can easily be made with hand tools, inconspicuously and cheaply.
We're in the information age, if you want to do it, google it.
>>79376065
Here to derail this ride
>>79383381
they're globalists not right wing
>>79383362
too small
>>79383277
yeah this is legitimately scary. what's going to happen when the older population which is generally conservative passes on? i can only hope that the generation under us turns hardcore right wing to rebel against their retard greens voting parents
>>79383314
proofs
>>79383345
Outer suburbs at the time.
Regardless of where you live, you have the human right to self defense.
Home defense should be a legitimate reason to own a handgun.
>>79383409
Go Katter Go!
>>79383381
>Liberals
>Right wing
Economically, maybe.
Otherwise they're just full on globalist shills.
>>79383440
bet it weighs more though
.50cal blowback the bolt alone would need to be like 25kg
>>79383362
hahaha what the fuck
>>79382101
>I don't really understand why Australia doesn't have an actual left wing party.
Does it matter?
We just need to go righter
>>79382542
>trees
>environment has no bearing on the blue-collar man
No environment, no jobs.
No environment, no economy.
No environment, no food or water.
No environment, no anything else at all.
Ah, the shortsightedness of some people.
>>79383390
>Greens
did you mistake 4chan for reddit? greens are muslim refugee loving faggots that want open borders
>>79383385
So fucking stupid we could make more money using our uranium and selling power to the gooks even with the transport losses.
So tell me Aussies, what is the designated /pol/ party in Straya? All I know about Australian politics is STOP THE FUCKING BOATS and the Greens are cunts (just like in Britain)
>>79383664
One Nation.
>>79381839
My electorate has never once in its history gone to Labour.
>>79383664
One Nation probably.
>>79383399
"The liberator"
>>79383664
Pauline Hanson's One Nation
Kinda similar to Britain First lel
>>79383595
Greens are owned and operated by inner city rich fucks.
They block nuclear power out of fear based on their ivory tower ideals, blocking jobs for the blue collar man.
>>79382531
I'm in university for another 4 years, but I also have a full-time job. Who do I vote for?
>>79383732
liberate my seed from my sack poofter
>>79383692
>>79383723
>>79383765
>that name
Sold.
>>79383664
Depends what you want.
Liberal Democrats, Katter and One Nation are the only real picks.
Choose what you prefer really.
>>79383780
What degree/industry?
>>79383712
Same here, electorate of Farrer.
>>79383815
I want sovereignty and anime in and pakis out
>>79376065
Way to go fuckwit, the greens and labour parties are funding and pushing the lgbt/pedophile safe schools program on our kids.
to support the greens and labour means you are pro pedophile so why would you want this in our schools?
>>79383842
Law/Finance
>>79383579
Although I don't agree with left economics inherently there are some people who do. The greens at the moment represent a dangerously large and diverse amount of people strictly because of no other left option. They typically get the votes from, environmentalists, unionists, economic leftists, unionists, and alternative labour/liberal voters
>>79383901
You probably want One Nation then
Vote 1 LDP, preference Greens last everytime. I love how the LDP has the meme position in NSW again and now QLD, earlier on the balot than the LNP in both states.
>>79379159
This election is huge mate, the stage is set to have the largest crossbench of senators in the countries history to stick it to Labor/Liberal/Greens.
Good god why are homeless cunts allowed to run for political office?
Do any of those penis pills (increase your size) work?
My friend is thinking about buying some online.
>>79383445
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/federal-election-2016/federal-election-2016-ama-head-calls-out-shortens-medicare-scare/news-story/d2cb0137d08e38ec02f5c66a144f65f5
sorry it took so long FUCKING CAPTCHA
Any Citizens Electoral Council voters here?
so when's the election?
can I register to vote tonight?
>>79384075
Tommorow
>>79384075
Its this sunday, dont forget to vote
>>79384132
Oh shit
anyone know someone I can sign in for? I'm not on the roll
>>79383901
One Nation if you hate the pakis.
Katter if you're a farmer, LDP if you hate the Nanny State.
You pick what you want though, I'll still love you.
>>79384014
how big is yours mate?
>>79384123
You should be automatically enrolled. Are you a citizen? If for some reason you aren't enrolled it is too late
>>79384158
ok how many times should I vote? I really want Shorten to win
>>79384197
5.5 inches m8.
>>79381802
> note voting #1 LDP and preferencing your major party after that.
Mate do you even know how the system works?
When will we know the results?
If Malcolm loses, thats 6 fucking prime ministers in 6 years.
>>79377227
>falling for the right wing meme
>>79382618
The reason why both sides scare campaigns have made progress this election is because they both reflect what the party would LIKE to do.
Libs have never liked Medicare. They would like to privatize it. They will never do this in the foreseeable future because it would be electoral suicide. They know this, so they won't do it.
Likewise, Labor hates offshore processing and boat turnbacks. They would like to abolish them. However, they know this would be electoral suicide for the foreseeable future. So they won't do it.
>>79384237
> 5.5 inches
>>79384237
same lad
>>79384269
The last prime minister to serve an elected term was Eyebrows.
>>79384314
>>79384330
I reckon if I had another 2 inches all my problems would be solved.
>>79384330
>>79384237
>Being this fucking average.
>>79384123
enrollments closed may 23rd
you can check if you are enrolled here https://oevf.aec.gov.au/
>>79384393
id probably get the chap out a lot more, that's for sure. must be great having a big dick and being able to get it out and wave it around all the time.
>>79384416
ok cheers m8 I'll have a gandar
>>79382077
Yeah, those 5 or so incidents in a city of 4 million people is such a good reason to now sleep with a gun under your pillow. How does it feel to be so paranoid?
>>79383622
I've been coming here since 1997 meme meme meme
seriously though I've been coming here since at least 2006.
I'm voting greens for personal/medical reasons.
>>79384235
yep
>>79382299
See: Americans getting shot at a 2000% higher rate than Australians even with all their "self-defence" guns.
>>79382076
It's a double dissolution, he only needs half the votes this time. He's got the best odds of minor parties on sports bet.
>>79376065
NEW THREAD:
>>79384797
>>79384797
>>79376065
thanks friendo
just inverted the list and know i have a clear idea of who to vote for besides Rise up Australia and One Nation
I met a bird at some council thing who was affiliated with rise up australia,
she was blonde and lovely, will definitely vote for tomorrow
>>79383632
Guess what the ABC radio news ran as the top story tonight? Some faggot hippies protesting Olympic Dam. A literal non-event. Typical fucking GayBC pinko-commies.
Which party will have some commonsense and make Straya a nuclear power?
>>79384554
>5 Incidents
Holy fuck you're delusional.
>>79384600
The greens would put the medical reasons of refugees and brown cunts illegally coming here with their hands out over your medical expenses any day. Vote labour before greens
>>79382365
Note the only gun Monis could find was a 2-shot 50yo antique, the Parramatta shooter had a shitty revolver and Apex have never been recorded using guns. Now imagine if you could just go to a gun show and buy semi-autos no questions asked like in America. We'd end up like them aka with 3rd world-tier crime.
>>79384712
We have a higher overall violent crime rate.
>>79384021
cheers
>>79384955
You're out of touch, a illegal gun is easy to come across than a job around my area, im a strait edge and have been offered a semi auto rifle twice
>>79384955
Gun ownership has risen since 1997 you fuckin' drongo
there are shootings every week with illegal guns
lay off the pipe Damo
>>79382021
I like him but he's gone in too deep with Labor and it's all he whines about now. I get it, you're buttmad everyone knows Labor doesn't have the conviction to differentiate itself from whatever the Libs scare it into doing. Yes, yes decades ago they brought in great things and have the proud history of the union movement behind it.
But that was then and this is now, they're a bunch of limpdicks who don't even try to attract the left anymore having mostly given that up to the Greens and other minor parties. They don't do anything to deserve a progressive vote other than not be LNP. Big woop, they'll get preferenced somewhere above them and not a goddamn thing more.
>>79384942
I'm voting tactically.
Labour are second for that reason, voting greens because its a safe labour seat.
I've emailed my local member and told him that I want better support from the federal government.
cunt didn't respond so...
>>79382123
Leyonhjelm to retain his seat. Sure bet.
>>79380568
hate this meme
This is a blatant lie btw
>>79384914
5 or so major ones m8. Stop reading The Herald Sun you paranoid fuckwit. It's all just overblown to satiate tabloid clickbait requirements.
>>79384554
People have the right to defend themselves and guns are the most effective personal defense tool.
You're the one who is scared of law-abiding people being armed but not criminals.
>>79384982
No, no we don't. The US violent crime rate, as recorded by the FBI, only includes murder, rape, aggravated assault and manslaughter. Our definition is far more wide-ranging. Did you really think a country with a 400% higher murder rate could really be less violent? You're pretty much brain-dead if you do.
>>79384955
Monis was a poor as fuck nut job under investigation for murder and somehow got enough connections to get an unregistered firearm.
That 15 year old cunt was a poor teenage muzzo and he managed to scrounge up a handgun imported from the US.
Apex are literal chimps, but black gangs in the UK have been observed rolling around with guns and they have even tighter laws than us.
Bikie gangs manufacture fully automatic subguns en masse and very little has been done to curb this.
LAFOs are not the issue, less than 4% of firearms used in crime were ever legally purchased, and less than 1% of people using firearms illegally are the genuine owners.
LAFOs should not be restricted in their defensive measures.
>>79385366
>Major ones
So if I only get stabbed twice I shouldn't really worry about defending myself?
>>79385485
Violent crime, as recorded and plotted by the UN, is significantly higher per capita in Australia.
>>79385481
You realise 200,000 guns are stolen from ""responsible gun owners" every year in the US, right? Whereas guns are only used in around 200 justified homicides. Therefore you're 1000x more likely to arm a criminal by giving them your gun, than you are to kill one with it. We've virtually eliminated gun crime in Australia (30 annual gun murders vs 8000 in the US) - I don't think we need to fuck with it and become 3rd world like them.
>>79385559
2 stabbings in a city of 4 million is nothing. Apex commit maybe 0.0000003% of all crime in Melbourne, you're literally a paranoid retard.
>Muh Andrew Bolt
>Muh Herald Sun
They're to blame for spastics like you.
>>79383887
Visited there (Broken Hill) a few months ago.
>>79385791
What were you there for m8?
>>79385757
ban this dickhead
this is a fucking nightmare, every time i like the majority of the policies of a party they end up thinking that we need greater immigration or the refugee/boat policy needs to be eliminated.
fuck this election.
>>79379159
>If voting were voluntary
it is if voluntary you don't register to vote
haven't voted in my entire life but i'll still pretend i did and complain about the results
>>79385757
Bolt is cancer
>>79385645
Please show me this, I'm genuinely interested. However, I strongly suspect you are full of shit and will fail to deliver.
>>79385870
so your argument is:
> muh defence against homebrew guns
is that it?????????????
>>79385757
So we only deserve the right to defend ourselves if Apex is stabbing us?
All citizens deserve the right to self defense.
Go fuck yourself.
>>79385757
>Apex commit maybe 0.0000003% of all crime in Melbourne
They probably commit about 90% of car jackings m8.
>>79385898
I know right? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT MORE RAPEFUGEES OR IMMIGRATION.
I do not understand how ANYONE can be for a policy like that, it drives me insane.
>>79385870
You mean the guns Police issue warnings about because they're so dangerous FOR THE CRIMINALS THEMSELVES? Yeah, nah, I've literally never heard of these home made guns successfully shooting someone in Australia, they're literally a meme and a testament to the efficacy of our gun laws. They're more likely to blow the users hand off than successfully deliver a bullet.
>>79386090
Perhaps we could ask Canada for a favour and burn Victoria to the ground.
>>79386090
>suspicious amount of capitalisation
>not sure if sarcasm or emphatic agreement
>>79386200
There are nightly shootings in Shitney and Pissbane.
>>79386200
see
>>79382746
>>79386019
I don't argue with Australians about gun control, bunch of drongos m8
>>79386326
Agreement but looking at it you're right it does look suspiciously sarcastic.
>>79386048
Last carjacking I heard of was a white Bogan cooking a pensioner for her Hyundai. Apex are literally a meme. However, if we had US-style gun laws and culture, they'd be 1000x more dangerous. Apex members would be considered model community members in the US seeing as they haven't done any drive-bys or shot anyone yet.
>>79386429
How many of them actually injure anyone? 99% are just against empty buildings. Let me give you some stats: US gun murders per year: 8000. Australian gun murders per year: 30. It's literally a non-issue. You'd have to be mad to fuck with it at this point.
>>79386526
>if we had US-style gun laws and culture, they'd be 1000x more dangerous
People who advocate US-style gun laws also tend to advocate no African cunts being allowed into our country too.
>>79385668
>justified homicides = all crimes stopped with guns
actually millions of crimes are prevented by
1)showing that you are armed
2)criminals knowing you are armed
Look up Kennesaw Georgia where everyone is armed and you will see that this trend is borne out nationwide.
sorry about the delay captcha be fucked
>>79386526
>Comparing us with the US.
For fucks sake, their laws are not analogous to what we want.
Look at NZ, the Czech Republic, Switzerland - we want those laws - with our culture being closest to NZ.
All three countries have very low violent crime rates, but skip punitive measures against LAFOs.
>>79386729
is it showing blank windows and shit for you too?
figured it was my shitbox
>>79386695
m8 your error is splitting off "gun murders" from other murders.
A murder is a murder. the inanimate object used isn't the real issue. Human bodies are fragile. If someone wants to kill you they can.
>>79386504
have you figured out who you're gonna vote for yet?
i literally have no fucking clue and am looking for any inspiration.
>pic slightly related
>>79386848
nope it's the chans I might be the increase of (((1postbythisID))) posts
>>79386892
You realise that the amount of households owning a gun in the US is at it's lowest rate ever? The overall amount of guns is irrelevant. So by your logic, the less households owning guns, the lower the crime rate? Nice own goal, KEK!:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/06/29/american-gun-ownership-is-now-at-a-30-year-low/
>>79386431
> I don't argue with Australians about gun control, bunch of drongos m8
fucking tourist.
leave, when?
>>79386893
Well I've finally decided that Shorten is full of shit regarding Medicare and that was the only thing that could have really swayed me towards them.
So looks like Libs again. Rapefugees and Defence are too important for me, also opposition to shit like Safe Schools etc.
>>79387399
>Australian education
>>79386844
Yeah nah, I have no probs with farmers n stuff owning semi-autos, assuming they're stored correctly. Most on /pol/ do advocate US-style laws as being awesome and the only way to be free though, so I come at it from that assumption.
>(((anti gun))) posters
Stop
>>79386729
So that justifies allowing 200,000 guns per year to fall into criminal hands? A completely random guess as to how many are prevented by "showing a gun"? Even if you scare them off, that doesn't remove the criminal. It just allows them to escape, probs steal another gun and shoot more innocent people. US laws have created an absolute hell-hole.
>>79378991
> tfw you're federal election
> tfw you're
> you're
> you are federal election.
Can I vote to gas this cunt?
>>79387611
Well then you're a dumb cunt.
Read up on the major firearms parties, both the SFF and LDP both support NZ style laws.
Basically law abiding citizens, with a background and mental health check, have the right to hold a license and purchase any firearm they want under it.
Banning LAFOs from owning specific guns does nothing - a tank in the hands of a LAFO is less dangerous than a .22lr single shot rifle in the hands of the wrong person.
Hell, in NZ private citizens can even own brand new fully automatic rifles (something you can't do in the US).
