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Chicago Police Scanner Nightly Thread uh...homicide Edition


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>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>who is robert
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>>79372838

TONIGHT (PREGAME POST)...


>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)

>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS

>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING

>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT

>UHAULS...STOLEN, USED IN CRIMES, FUARKING EVIL.

>Body in an alley

>Some guy jumped off of a balcony with jewelry

>Bunch of drunk drivers

>Some guy slapped a 4 year old and ran off

>FORNICATION

>ELIZABETH IS UNDER A BRIDGE (OH GOD SOMEONE SAVE HER)

>ROBERT HAS ACKNOWLEDGED

>ULULLULULULULLULULULU

>WOMAN SCREAMIN IN BACK OF A NISSAN...PULLED INTO IT BY NIG. THEY FIGHHTIN'

>AWWWW MAN, FREE TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Hiding under the bridge from the people who are looking for...no one. (audiable sigh)

>YOU GET 'EM, GRANDPAW GIL!

>SPECIAL DOMESTIC: WHOLE GOD-DAMNED FAMILY, MOMMA, DADDY, THE THE KIDS, ALL INTOXICATED.

>JUST STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BRIDGES.


THE NEXT POST STARTS AFTER SHIFT-CHANGE!
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SASSSS
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>>79372888
TONIGHT...

>ROBERT

>SHOTS FIRED...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume. (SOMETIMES ALSO FIREWORKS)

>DOMESTIC BATTERY...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>COMMERCIAL ALARM...All night. Not remarkable beyond the sheer volume.

>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS

>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING

>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT

>BUSTED! ARMED AND DANGEROUS...WARRANT OUT FOR FAILURE TO APPEAR/POSSESSION OF HEROIN

>RAPID CALLS: MALE BREAKING INTO A CAR, A MALE ASSAULTING A CAR, B&E OF AN ABANDONED BUILDING

>THAT BITCH IN THE CAR IS STILL SCREAMING!

>CHICK IS GETTING FOUGHT BE HER EX AND HIS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND "...SO, WE JUST HANG BACK A BIT? 10-4."

>DUMPSTER SPICS!!

>OH LAWDY! SHE POST ON FACEBOOK DAT HER DADDY TOOK HER PHONE AND IS BEATIN ON HER FRIEND SEND HELP!

>"Well, she said that since her mother is gone, she's going to head down to the station and make her *own* report." "...Tell her good luck!"

>DOMESTIC BECOMES AN ASSAULT! GANG OF CHIMPETTES THREATENING TO SHOOT SOME LADY'S SON

>ANOTHER AFRO

>BUDWEISER TRUCK!!!!

>OFFICER IN TROUBLE!

>"NNNNeeiiighbor heard glass shattering and the back gate is open at an abandoned property, nothing furtherrr."

>PAVEMENT APES WITH HOODIES AND RIFLES RUNNING IN THE ALLEYS!

>NOGS TRYIN'TA BREAK IN A CLOTHING DONATION BOX

>PARK IS FULL OF GANGBANGERS

>BLOOD TRAIL

>FIVE YEAR OLD, ALONE, STANDING ON THE CORNER. AT 11PM.

>"***DON'T*** SEND THEM DOWN CHESTFIELD!" "...I'm sending them down chestfield! :DDD"


CONTINUED NEXT POST
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Great response, Robert
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>hey i dont know if i got shot

goes to voicemail
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>>79372926
TONIGHT THE THIRD:

>NEED TO REMOVE A DUDE FROM A MCDONALDS, SOMEBODY SHOT AT HIM AND HE WILL NOT LEAVE...

>'HER BABYS FATHER HIT HER AND TOOK HER MONEY, HE'S BEEN SMOKING WEED"

>4 hispanics with masks...ramming their car into parked cars on the street!

>"IMMA NEED YOU TO HOLD YO KEY DOWN WHEN YOU SPEAK, I CAN'T COPY YOU."

>UBER passeger WANTS TO KILL HERSELF..."Okay, here's your stop..."

>4 NOGS SHOOTING FROM A BLACK CLOTH-TOP WRANGLER

>100 PEOPLE OUTSIDE SMOKING WEED AND DRINKING!!!

>NIGGAZ SHOOTING UP A CEMETARY

>DOES ANYONE HAVE A CAR OPENING DEVICE?

>BY THE AAMACO FOOD SHOP/GAS STATION, AN ELDERLY MALE HAS GOT LOST

>MOONMAN WITH A PINK TANK TOP AND A BASEBALL BAT. THREATENING TO KILL NOGS!

>MAN FACE DOWN ON THE SIDEWALK, NO PANTS

>YET ANOTHER LARGE GROUP OF GANGBANGERS IN THE HOUSE, UP TO NO GOOD

>THEM NIGGAZ BE STEEL SHOOTING UP THAT CEMETERY (AN HOUR LATER)

>LOUD BITCHES ARE STILL DRUNK, STILL PROBABLY PROSTITUTING.

>Cabby hits a cyclist...he's bleeding from the head...He's OK!

>WHERE IS THE STATUE???

>THAT. IS. A. NEG. A. TIFF.

>ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS

>MALE, WHIT--MALE HISPANIC ABDUCTING A WHITE WOMYN.

>PASSED OUT NIG IN A PARKING LOT? JUST GO THROW SOME COLD WATER ON HIM!

>DISPATCH HITS BACKLOG BEFORE 1:40AM. STILL 4 AND A HALF HOURS FROM THE END OF THE SHIFT. I WANT TO GET OFF OBAMA'S WILD RIDE

>HOMICIDE ON W. LAKE,


What a God-Damned city...
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10-4 Roberts lets go fire and static.
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>>79372838
Put this pastebin in the next OP, please: http://pastebin.com/vL76J8bK
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>>79372983

No.
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S I X
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YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY "10-4 ROBERT" MANY HOMICIDES WILL COME TO YOU IF YOU DO NOT REPLY WITH "10-4 Robert, stay with us."
>pic related is Robert right now
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Good job Roberts!!!
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>>79372838

What's the nigger bodycount?
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>Mayor detail

lol I wonder how many people he has protecting him
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>>79373013
10-4 Robert
Check yo keys
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>>79373013
10-4 Robert, stay with us.
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>6, 6, s, i, x

This is some demon /x shit now
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>>79372956
110 = Court?
wat
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>>79372956
Had static earlier like 3 hours ago
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STABLE
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>>79372950
>100 PEOPLE OUTSIDE SMOKING WEED AND DRINKING!!!
damn, sounds rad
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>>79373013
Take this down, you'll curse us all!
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What the fuck is going on?

>suspected employee involved

wat
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Good news guys!

Mayor 9.5 is safe and /comfy/
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>>79372983
Fourteen-Eighty-Eight-Robert
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holy shit 2 nights in a row im up early to catch these threads
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Would the world be a better place without niggers?
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What scanner are you guys listening to?
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>>79373020
a bunch
a few missing spics, smoking niggers and Aryan white man with a bat.

>man dragging woman around alleyways
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High and/or drunk
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dragging that ho like a cavenig
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>>79372956
"Can you repeat that?" has happened at least three times due to static.
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>>79373020
Several so far tonight, 3 or 4 bodies I think.
>>
Realistically what would be the most effective method of reducing crime in Chicago?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9jDlp7eTro
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I hope you know I have been sending links and screen caps of these threads to the BLM website. America will adopt censorship and you guys can thank each other
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Fucking hell, OP.
>>79372918
>They really need to put this pastebin in the fucking sticky http://pastebin.com/vL76J8bK
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Will that statue make an appearance tonight or over the weekend?

On the fourth?

Will it trip a nig in a foot chase and help Robert?
>>
>>79373122
of course
>>
>he's dragging her into an alley

>he's dragging her into an alley

>he's dragging her into an alley

>he's dragging her into and alley
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>dwayne
>5'7"
>285lbs
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>>79373133

Chicago
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>>79373159
Fire.

And lots of it.
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>>79373159
Black Genocide
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>>79373159
Raising the cost of living.
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Who here /comfy/
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>>79373154
yea i just caught one. lets go fire and car chase.
>10-4 Robert
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>dawn Mitchel
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If there were niggers in heaven, would you still want to go?
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>>79373187

>doesn't think it is funny when new people ask about robert

>doesn't like the robert meme

>doesn't want any new robert jokes
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>BIG GUY
>>
HE'S A BIG BIG GUY
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>>79373159
zyklon, and lots of it
>>
BIG GUY
>>
HE'S A BIG GUY
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>he's a big guy so we might need two people
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>>79373243
I'm ultra comfy.
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BIG BIG GUY..... for you
>>
I NEED A BIG BIG GUY

WHAT?
WHAT?
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he's a big big guy
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I need a big, big guy. I might need two people.

Fucking dying over here, this is better than cable
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>dwayne
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>HE'S A BIG BIG GUY
>HE'S A BIG BIG GUY
>HE'S A BIG BIG GUY
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>>79373091
>politicians have permanent police bodyguards 24/7 paid for by tax payer
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>>79373214
F
>>
CIA IN DA HOUSE
>>
>HAVING A BABY IN A USED CAR LOT

All my keks
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>lady having a baby in a used cars lot
>>
BIG GUY
>lady
>having a baby
>used car lot
>>
Used car lot baby!!!

>thaaatts about right
>>
>Woman having a baby in a used car lot
Jesus christ
>>
>having a baby in a used car lot
>thats..... about right
>10-4
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>william ocean
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>she's having a baby in a used car lot
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that cackling in the background
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SECRET MISSION
>>
don't tell anyone
>>
5'7
>big guy
>>
DOn't tell anyone, we'll keep it quiet.
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>>79373377
IT BREEDS
>>
What the fuck is a seatbelt mission?
>>
OD
>>
seatbelt mission?
>dispatch laughs
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DON'T TELL ANYONE
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>>79373420
>>79373414
K... KEEP ME POSTED
>>
>>79373420
>what did he mean
>>
Couch, beer, blanket, payday tomorrow, and The Saga of Robert streaming. Comfy as fuck. Be well, Robert.
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The old going inside trick again
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>>79373386
>>79373388
>>79373398
>>79373404
Better to be comfy and inside than out and involved in those types of messes, good grief
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>>79373214
you could say he was a big guy
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>BIG GOY

>5'7"

>280lbs.

daaaamn
>>
>dwayne
>bane
>both big guys

Its an alias. Memes are now coming into reality
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>>79373013
10-4 Robert, stay with us
>>
last night someone tweeted the robert movie poster to the cpd. anyone know if they responded?
>>
>>79373517

ever since they fired up the LHC quantum realities have been collapsing into a single stream.
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>>79373292
You raise a valid point, Robert
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>>79373499
bad goys bad goys
whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do when they come for you
>B A D G O Y S B A D G O Y S
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>>79373517
>are now
>now
Don't doubt the power of Kek

>>79373578
Also this, LHC ripped time & space, they succeeded in their goal of opening portals to dimensions
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>>79373645
That fucking pic
>>
>>
>detective hanson
>>
>>79373645
Oh god that pic every time fuck
Is that Rio?
>>
Robert, back up Robert, thanks Robert
>>
12 21 ROBERT
>>
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:

ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
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Apartment 911
>>
NEVER FORGET
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>apartment 9-11
>>
>apartment 9/11
>>
Apt. 911
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>>79373721
Beautiful
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>>79373721
TRUMP/ROBERT 2016

IN ROBERT WE TRUST

CHECK YO KEYS
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>>79373789
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Midnight on the best coast. Cashing in my chips.

See you tomorrow Robert.
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>>79373786
cool
>>
Is anyone doing a running tally of the events being called out?
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>>79373834
10-4 Robert
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>>79373855

not possible
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>>79373855
I don't have enough memory to record all the shit that goes down on a Chiraq night shift.
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>>79373834
10-4 Robert, have a nice break, Robert
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>>79373855
its all so tiresome.
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I can't understand shit.
What the fuck does Robert mean when they add it to every sentence.
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>>79373721
AWESOME
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Did that kidnapping on California last night ever get resolved? I passed out when things slowed down after sunrise.
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>>79373904

>>79373610


see man, this is fucking funny.
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>>79373855
Need a fucking super computer and a self full of terabyte harddrives to get all that data
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See you guy already pissed away my day don't want to piss away my night to
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>>79373134
>Aryan white man with a bat

It's him...
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>>79373855
YO.

Will repost in next thread.

>It's all so tiresome
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S I X
I
X
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>>79373904
See
>>79373786
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>Mr Lomando
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>>79373904

It denotes a night unit

22Robert is unit 22 on the night shift
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>>79373944
Dont let the kangaroos get ya
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>>79372838

>Apartment 9/11
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>>79373944
m8

you didn't say robert

is everything alright?
>>
CCW! Right on!
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>>79373904
CPD Phonetic Alphabet:

Adam
Boy
Charles
David
Frank
George
Henry
Ida
John
King
Lincoln
Mary
Nora
Ocean
Paul
R O B E R T
Xray
Yankee

In the Chicago Police Department (CPD), the number of a police car ends in "R" if that car belongs to the night shift.
Car #1488R will be called over the radio as "Fourteen-Eighty-Eight-Robert."
Also, a 'Code R' (called over the radio as simply "Robert") is CPD radio code for an officer-made arrest.
Every time an officer makes an arrest, calls out their car number during the night shift or has their car number called out by dispatch during the night shift, you will hear "Robert."
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>>79374013
>CC NO WARRANTS
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>>79374057
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>>79373904
Pic isn't Robert but same concept
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when a cop looks you up they're just checking statewide data, correct?
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>>79374057
Amazing.
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>>79374054
>>79374057

I fucking love you, crayolarobert.

My sides are 10-42, Robert.
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>>79374045

Lies. All lies.
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I feel like all the happening I ever need is on this radio broadcast.

>just another night in chiraq

YOU'RE WELCOME, 10-4
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>>79374054
>>79374057
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>>79374060
It made me smile. Nice to see law abiding citizens arming themselves.
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>>79373386
>>79373386
>>79373388
>>79373398
>>79373404
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>apt 9-11
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>>79374045
What a shitty phonic alphabet
>not using ICAO
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>>79373855
-multiple people being dragged into alleys, houses
-at least 4 people killed in one incident
-Mexican guy beating a white woman
-guy getting glassed in the street
-suicidal lady kicked out of cab by pajeet uber driver
-biker hit by cab
-lady giving birth in a used car lot
-big guy needing to be detained

most of the bingo spaces have been filled
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>>79374054
>>79374057
We want more! AND MORE!
>>
>Californian
>male
>mixed race

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>79374133

NICS, which is based in Denver btw
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>>79373981
There are that many niggers getting arrested? They were spamming it across the scanner.
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Police doxxing this nigga
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>drunk pregnant lady with a knife

anyone else hear this
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PREGNANT WOMAN WITH A KNIFE
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>>79374207
>big guy needing to be detained
Dwayne's dead
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>>79374207
new one in the works based on happenings
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>Preggers with a knife
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>pregnant, holding knife
>>
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oc
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>>79374313
yep.
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>>79374243
no father confirmed
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>>79374149
I know what you mean

One night in the concrete jungle of Chicongo has more crime than I think a month in all of Toronto

We gotta be checking our keys more Robert
>>
>>79374290
a lot of the time it's people who just need to check their keys properly
>>
>>79374207
>>79373963
>>79373943
>>79373896
>>79373883
>>79373875
ok, clearly a stupid question.

Cant fault a man for asking though, some hard data to look at would have been nice.
>>
>>79374261
could you tell me what nics is please? when someone asks a question dont respond with an acronym.
>>
>>79374371
Happy Leaf Day, Robert!

Check yo maple keys!
>>
>>79374313
>>79374319
>>79374331
>>79374334
>>
>>79374321
F
>>
>silence
>>
>>79374437
National Instant Criminal (Background Check) System
>>
>>79374371
>Chicongo
>>
>>79374424
I'm up to three notepad files. kek. about to start number four.
>>
>>79374538
dispatched is died
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>>79374437
>Google
National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS)
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>>79374371
Its going to get even better if the leftists and cuckservatives pass (((prison reform)))
This mayhem is some of the lowest our crime rate has been since the 60s and its all because we have over a million nigs etc locked up
Once """""racial disparities""""" start to be """"""""accounted for"""""""" all those nigs will never be arrested, never be put on trial and wont serve a long prison sentence
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>that one hispanic lady dispatcher's voice
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>>79374546
thank you. do you know where it draws its information from?
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>>79374338
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how can anyone clean up chicago without killing niggers?
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Did we almost just have another sandstorm in Chiraq? Anybody hear that?
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>>79374660
for fucks sake

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Instant_Criminal_Background_Check_System
>>
Nobody heard that DARUDE again?
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>man sleeping in the street
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Ambient music version of the radio is music with a numbers station on, wtf?
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the fuck is a arsonist when my bingo needs it.

>start the fire Robert, call it in as anon Robert
>10-4
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>>79374716
Yep I heard it. Is that the theme song for chiraq this weekend?
>>
>says somebody was banging on the back door, is now trying to get in window, disconnected, got no further
>>
>He's beating on the backdoor, trying to break through the window now.
..

>man in all black passed out on the side of the street
>>
Amazing how much I missed by taking a shower... shit's goin down in chimpcongo.
>>
>>79374799
That's fucked up.
>>
>female unhappy with the service and wants to talk to a fucking supervisor
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>>79374641
>This mayhem is some of the lowest our crime rate has been since the 60s and its all because we have over a million nigs etc locked up
Shit same in Canada, we're at the lowest crime in over 50 years

>Once """""racial disparities""""" start to be """"""""accounted for"""""""" all those nigs will never be arrested, never be put on trial and wont serve a long prison sentence
Stock up and lock up I guess, shame
>>
Why don't the have a computer dispatch system?
>>
>>79374791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk&list=PL131C97AB7E6C1999&index=9
>>
>black sitting on the porch with a gun selling drugs
>runs to the back when the police come

Jesus Christ.
>>
>>79374587
Ok cool

Also

>someone sitting on porch with a gun selling drugs
>>
>>79374888
hide n seek aint no joke man
>>
The arrests are so constant, how is it there are still people left on the outside to commit crimes?

The scanner sounds like everyone in Chicago should be dead or jailed by july4.

What if the scanner is a hoax à la The War of the Worlds?
>>
>>79374869
ungrateful trash do the same thing here, especially in shops
>>
http://chitownmugshots.com/profile/3264231/donald-banana-2/
>>
>>79374875
The bigger question is why the fuck they don't have a digital trunked radio system? It's nuts. Everything in Chiraq is fucked.
>>
>>79374875
They don't have enough cops to cover that many calls. Dispatch is essentially making life and death decisions on who needs police and who could probably survive it.
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David is Robert's superior
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>>79375009
The memes are becoming reality.
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>>79374940
>hide n seek aint no joke man
Agreed.
>>
>>79374617
>>79374719
>just google it
>ugh read it yourself

i wasnt talking to you, faggot
>>
>>79374641
Then they'll just be killing each other.
Though I feel bad for all the Sikh-bros they'll be robbing at 24-hour convenience stores.
>>
>>79375035
>>79375039
Surely they could make that decision and put that into CAD

and IDing over the radio? Get in car computers ffs

And also - encrypted radio when?

It's all so primitive
>>
>>79374957

>any available gang or tech in 12?

>>79375039

that's super terrifying. probably way worse in detroit

>women in a black and white dress walking along the side walk screaming Jordan
>>
>>79374645
>AIYYY PAPI!!
>>
http://chitownmugshots.com/profile/3264616/bill-lee/
These names, having a good kek.
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Sneak preview of new bingo card
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>>79375009
>>
America what the fuck is wrong with your city?
>>
>>79375071

kek

Here's some pasta as a reward.
>>
>MEMING
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>>79373951
I seriously hope you guys don't start a race war.
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>>79375214
You do damn fine work, Robert.

>card number four. make it purple.
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>>79375166
They do ID from their car computers, they only call in for the ones that don't come up on computer. Pure projection here but if they ran ID's over dispatch we'd have way more names addresses and phone numbers.
>>
>>79375281

>go on /pol/
>Not expecting us to be conspiring day and night to bring about the Racial Holy War
>>
>>79375166
Agreed. There's nothing good about Chiraq. They're actually breaking privacy laws by transmitting some of this personal information in the clear.

I'm sure they have a CAD but their LMR/MDT setup is probably so shitty they aren't reliable enough to use regularly.
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>>79375214
>women
not even once anon. take it back and try again.
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>>79375304
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>>79375009
an actual mother named their son donald banana
>>
Wow this guu Robert is really stirring up alot of trouble. I hope they get him
>>
>>79375300
Will do, Robert

>>79375404
no
>>
>>79375166

They had encrypted, truncated secret squirrel shit

The public has a right to hear general police activity you fucking commie
>>
>>79375166

People need to hear what's going on.
>>
>>79372888
>some dude slapped a 4 yr old and ran off

Bahahahhahahaha
>>
>>79375173

Detroit cops have it the worst. I remember watching a video where a reporter tagged along with a patrol. They're understaffed as fuck and most of their gear is fairly old. One part in the video the cop said sometimes their radios don't even work
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>he actually tattooed a city on his neck
>>
>>79375518
find me your constitutional provision that says that faggot

you don't have a right to others personal info especially if innocent until proven guilty
>>
>>79375644
That neck tattoo isn't even on the list of his 50 worst decisions.
>>
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>>79372838
>this thread
>my face when my girlfriend tried to get me to move to this shit hole of a city in 2012 by grabbing an apartment off of craigslist
>my face when we got there and the only place we lined up was a brand spanking new apartment building literally directly across a street from a project ghetto, 2 bedroom for 800 bucks (not that bad, until i found out they were moving in people from that ghetto)
>>
L I F E A L E R T
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>suspicious vehicle
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>>79375404
hm there may be too many on there, I may change one or two
>>
>>79375735
Why would Robert do something like that
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>>79375735
thank you for your work on these threads
you make it extra comfy
>>
Tons of domestic violence tonight.
>>
anthony harris what a faggot

beat up his daughter and now has a gun
>>
What drugs are these guys dealing?

Heroin? Crack? PCP?
>>
>>79375675

It really doesn't matter because you aren't going to stop the transmission.

Also, nearly every municipality in the entire US maintains general radio ops on unencrypted bands
>>
>>79375735
Oh, very nice. You combined the Uber car with the suicidal lady and the cab-versus-cyclist incident. 10/10, would meme with you again, Robert.
>>
>>79375883
Yes, and more.
>>
Anyone else here listening to the Ambient music broadcast?
Youarelistening.to/chicago
Shitz comfie
>>
>>79375883
Yes.
>>
>>79375865
Just tonight?
>>
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had to make a screenshot of it
>>
>>79375935
That is the aficionado's preferred listening method, Robert. You made a wise choice.
>>
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>>79375956
errr day
>DAT RITE
>>
>>79375966
lel.

>dat name

>dose eyes
>>
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>>79375644
He looks like an off brand Fredo Santana.

>you will never be in a scanner thread with a 300GBE arrest
>>
>>79376026
Im an aficionado now?
Fuck yee
>>
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holy moly
>>
>>79375956
Fair enough. Just seems more than usual.
>>
R8 each other's level of comfy

>in armchair
>listening to Chicago radio
>watching CCTV cameras of my own house
>glock on counter next to me (licenced gun owner in Aus)

feeling pretty comfy desu lads
>>
>>79375966
kek
>>
>>79376119
>licensed gun owner in Australia

You're a unicorn. Send me your horn, please.
>>
>>79376119
get a life faggot
>>
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>when you are too high to take a mugshot
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>>79376119

>armchair
>laptop
>air conditioner
>icy beverage
>fluffy blankets
>>
>>79376090
forehead perfect for sighting your new rifle
>>
>>79376153
we do exist.

>>79376169
what did you call the kettle?
>>
>>79376119
Ausyralia sounds awful desu so 0/10
No offense
>sitting in dx racer with lumbar support
>listening to ambient music stream
>music drifting me away
>>
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>>79376119
>in arm chair
>listening to chicago radio
>watching Ranger Up videos to pass the time
>eating an apple


>>79376153
>unicorn
lol
>>
>>79376216

30-500 grams

kek i would laugh if the cops found 28 grams on him and sneezed and a little from the other dealer niggers pile fell into his and now has to deal with a rap of 30-500 grams

>inb4life
>>
>>79376169
I'd like to just take yours 1m87
>>
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>>79376216
>30-500 GRAMS
>>
>>79376119

>in computer chair
>reviewing kanji
>chilling in Animal Crossing village

Feels like summer.
>>
>>79376119
That's pretty /comfy/, desu
>>
>>79375935
My ambient noise is the Chicago Earthcam, open in another tab (I'd link it but it won't go through the spam filter - just Google it). I like to fullscreen it and just soak up the atmosphere of the city and the scanner.
>>
>>79376287

DAT FUCKIN SBR

Man, it is a sad day in the US when an Ausfag has an SBR and they are illegal here unless you're an LEO.

haha, I should really get one soon, I totally forgot about the law until I just wrote that last sentence.
>>
>>79376216
>500 grams
>>
>>79376343
comfy
>>
>>79376119
>back porch
>mobilefag
>beer
>cigs
>fireflys
>>
>>79376119
You're pretty comfy

>Sitting in front of desk
>Playing KSP (figuring out how the fuck I am to get 130 tons of Space Station Hardware into orbit)
>Cat's on my desk in front of rightside monitor basking under the light of my lamp
>Listening to some Crazy Taxi OSTs
>>
Szwebo 21000 5124
>>
>>79376119
>in chair, suburb of chicago, listening to shit going on in the city
>windows open, feeling the cool night air
>fishing in stardew valley while listening to niggers killing each other

feels great man
>>
>>79376379
SBRs aren't illegal you moron. I own one. You just have to pay a $200 NFA tax.
>>
>>79376275
>>79376287
Nice! I thought it was damn near impossible to own pistols in Straya. Australia suddenly doesn't seem so shitty, now.
>>
Something big on fire!
>>
>>79376343
Oh shit i like it but the sound aint loud enough of the city ots alright tho
>>
>>79376506
>>79376506
my family owns artillery

come the fuck at us ATF(e)
>>
>>79376287
how did you pass genuine need on the SBR? Fuck getting it for my g22 was hard enough, had to argue 9mm wasn't sufficient
>>
>>79376506

thx for the update, time to get me an SBR, thanks senpai
>>
>>79376119

sweet tea in a gas station travel mug
74 degree a/c
macbook pro and nintendo DS
kitties
big yellow dog guarding me
12 gauge under the matress
>>
Why is everyone shitting on Chicago? Some parts are actually nice. I lived in Norwood Park and it was pretty alright.
>>
Begin the migration, brethren.
>>79376354
>>79376354
>>79376354
>>79376354
>>79376354
>>
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
>>
>>79376594
it's a secret
>>
>>79376119
>rum and gingerbeer
>loving winter
>chimpout radio
>got a couple 4&20 pies in the oven
>electricity bill is way less than expected

life is good robert
>>
>>79376598

He forgot to mention the wait, but otherwise, yeah do it

I am going to start a trust personally
>>
HOLY SHIT SCREAMING
>>
>>79373159
Sending in a massive police raid to confiscate all weapons, build a wall enclosing the entire town, teach the people the word of God, let the unbelievers rot, and the believers be free to enter the rest of the nation, converted and reformed.
>>
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what does robert mean
>>
>>79378795

it's all the patrol officers Chicago PD callsign (433R) 433-Robert for example, btw we migrated to another thread

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/79376354/chicago-police-scanner-nightly-thread-skyline#bottom
>>
holy shit sleep walkers. Im fucking done. this is to
kek
>TFW you discover a superior entertainment form to the electric jew
>>
>>79378861
>>79376354
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