Give me someone more woke
>Pro-tip: You can't
Aristotle.
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nigga is you even tryin?
Buddha all the way
>>79363773
Socrates
>>79363773
Nietzsche
>plato
>>79364158
Cheap Stirner knockoff.
>>79364552
He knocked everyone off and made them better.
>>79364552
Stirner was the parody Nietzche
>>79364816
How could the parody come out first?
This was easy as fuck
>nobody here has said Kant
Embarrassed for all of you 2bh.
>>79363862
fpbp
>>79364900
The original troll
Thomas Aquinas.
>>79363773
stefan monlyneux
>>79364326
KEK
Seriously though, Epictetus is the king of redpill.
>>79363773
>Plato
>Single-handily destroys Classical Civilization
>Woke
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>>79364122
Plato is socrates
>>79364960
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>>79364960
I guess it is possible to ignore your "duty".
>>79364960
Kant is a great philosopher, but he was deluded beyond all reckoning.
He was on the verge of insanity.
>>79365895
It's also pretty easy to ignore a literal sperg who writes 800 pages on aesthetics but has literally only one picture in his house; also, barely leaving the vicinity of his town:
"Kant therefore had no pictures or paintings hanging anywhere on the walls of his house—with one exception: over his desk in his study hung a picture of Rousseau.[37] Wrote Kant, 'I learned to honor mankind from reading Rousseau.'"
>>79363862
Aaaaand we're done here.
>>79365208
this
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>>79363862
Why not both?
>>79365946
Kant is a gigantic asshole. Fuck him and the rest of the German dickheads that ruined civilization.
>>79363773
Voltaire? Candide?
also this guy right here
>>79363862
This. Plato was shit.
>>79366223
Because
>muh being
Not that Aristotle isn't also guilty of that, but at least he is much healthier than Plato's math and other-worldiness.
>>79366230
Are you 15?
What about Richard Dawkins?
>>79363773
dude philosopher kings lmao
>>79366496
He invented the meme and became one.
>>79366496
bro
>>79366251
James Cameron?
>>79366698
"YO DMT BRAH"
- Joe Rogan
>>79363862
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>>79364158
>>79364122
>>79364326
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>>79365149
>WE WUZ EVERYONE OF DEEZ MUHFUGGA
>>79363773
Diogenes of Sinope
>>79366223
Plato makes for good reading but Aristotle is called THE philosopher for a reason.
>>79367099
Aristotle is my personal choice as well
>>79363773
mfw basedest woke ever was a Jew.
>>79364900
who?
>>79368209
Diogenes
>no Schoppy
>no Evola
>no Jung
>no Presocratics whatsoever
>nobody knows anything about Kant
shit thread
>>79368395
>Jung
>Woke
Explain yourself
Diogenes was the goat
>>79363773
>said theatre was for fucking plebs and filled people's heads with shit
>YFW he called the Jews on their shit before they even knew what Jews were
>>79363773
>ctrl+f
>no hobbes
>>79368515
Archetypes are basically genetic memories. He came up with the concept of synchronicities, meaningful coincidences, and it's why so many believe in meme magic. His alchemical works are useful for improving yourself. His body of work ties in closely with Schopenhauer's will and Kant's transcendental realm of "things-in-themselves," whether you believe the others are "woke" depends on your metaphysical and spiritual development.
http://friesian.com/jung.htm
>>79363773
The man who constantly heckled him
>>79363773
>So woke he spent 40+ years to make other people woke and founded a religion.
>>79363773
Sic rerum summa novatur
semper, et inter se mortales mutua vivunt.
augescunt aliae gentes, aliae
inuuntur,
inque brevi spatio mutantur saecla animantum
et quasi cursores vitai lampada tradiunt.
Thus the sum of things is ever being renewed, and mortals live dependent one upon another. Some nations increase, others diminish, and in a short space the generations of living creatures are changed and like runners pass on the torch of life.
>>79366251
Underrated post.
Thucydides and Confucius are also good lads.
>>79363773
Stop using the term woke you stupid fucking nigger.
Go back.
>>79363862
trust Australia to shitpost this hard
>>79363773
>more woke
So white boys are adopting black vernacular - again. No wonder they bitch about cultural appropriation.
>>79364900
Dog among men :DDD
>>79375436
>Implying blacks don't adopt white vernacular.
>>79364900
BEHOLD A MAN
