Please pay respect to all the brave Australians who have lost their lives so far..
>Australia introduces carp herpes
>months later turtles in the great barrier reef start showing an obscure, new form of herpes
But don't worry, no other animals seem effected besides carp and turtles.
>>79364631
lol wtf are you talking about, what are you bogons doing down there?
>>79364739
We tried to eliminate European carp, which is a real problem for reasons, by introducing carp specific herpes to make them infertile.
Not long after, turtles suddenly started developing herpes which for some reason threatened the great barrier reef. My thinking is that the virus somehow spread to turtles.
And it's bogans, with an a.
>>79364631
>carp herpes
So...your saying I shouldn't have sex with these fish?
>>79364631
>Australia introduces carp herpes
I had to check google just to see what level of mad max meme you were talking about.
>>79364739
Apparently literally weaponized herpes in the water.
Don't you have loads of chinese people? I thought they ate the fuck out of those things.
>>79363742
>War against the hated carp
Are Australians just larping Dwarf Fortress at this point?
>>79364994
lmfao you bogons gave the reef herpes, well done
>>79365012
Is ya missus not satisfying you?
>>79365012
KANYE WEST BTFO
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-25/sea-turtles-found-with-lesions-on-great-barrier-reef/7391126
Suddenly turtle herpes... I wonder where this is coming from.
>>79365012
That would be fairly difficult without a micropenis.
>>79365084
Can we feed the herpes infected carp to them? That might solve two problems at once.
>>79365138
lmfao you let antifa rig your election, well done
>>79365317
lmfao we're gonna have a re-election, well done
>>79363742
What's up with Australia declaring war on animals and losing?
>>79363742
Ausfags have a shit record when it comes to controlling invasive species.
>bring sugarcane to Australia to start up plantations
>cane beetles are accidentally brought over with the seedlings
>to save their lrofits, Ausfags import cane toads (aka African supernigger marine toads) to feed on he cane beetles
>cane beetles are kill
>yet
>wait a second
>cane toads literally start blitzkrieg from northwest Australia into the rest of the continent, eating and out competing every other creature in their path
>even evolve longer legs to do so
>still progressing and expanding their territory to this day
KEK sends his armies to punish you Australia.
It's okay Australia we also have a war with animals, but they took over our southern cities and developed dey culture
>>79365130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOvzAv1QTmU
Here the deputy Prime Minister offers a rallying war cry against Carp! It starts tame by 1 minute in he begins to amp it up.
>>79363742
I WILL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE GOD DAMN CHINK FISH WITH MY BARE FUCKING HANDS IF I HAVE TO
I DIDN'T SEE MY BEST FRIEND DIE RIGHT NEXT TO ME CAUSE OF THEM FUCKS FOR ME TO LAY DOWN AND ACCEPT THIS BULLSHIT.
AS LONG AS I STAND THE CARP SHALL NOT BE VICTORIOUS.
>emus
>rabbits
>carp
An entire desert full of deadly animals and Australians are continuously BTFO by the harmless ones. Everything is truly upside down there.
>>79365317
>"Hotspot" in Cockle Bay at Magnetic Island may provide clues to the disease, with turtles only 100 metres away unaffected by tumours
Seems like the backpackers at magnetic island are fucking the turtles and giving them herpes.
>>79363742
Gas the Carp, race war now!
CHOOSE YOUR AUSTRALIAN CIVIL WAR FACTION:
>Emu Caliphate
>Euro-Atlantian Carp Empire
>Cane Toad KEKomancer's Cabal
Pick a side /pol/, there can only be one.
>>79365746
No anon, Cockle Bay seaturtles are simply not degenerate carp - fucking liberals like the seaturtles from Brisbane are. Only conservative traditional seaturtles live there.
>>79365838
Cane Toad Cabal shall destroy all opposition.
>>79365759
Got a source for this?
>>79366161
Nah sorry mate but it's amusing searching for info about it.
HATE SPEECH ENDANGERS BURMA'S MUSLIMS
Those poor innocent victims!
An excuse to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhfd9dIkXEk
>>79366161
>>79366936
https://vimeo.com/70129291
>>79365714
You don't just start out with the saltwater crocs, you have to work your way up.
>>79365759
If I had to fight someday in the anti-kebab war, I'd want this monk doing battle by my side
>>79366936
>fantastic 4 are on their way
what?
>>79364739
B O G O N S
