Happy Leaf Day, Canuckle heads!
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Happy Leaf Day, Canuckle heads!
>>79362705
Canada day still exists? I figured Trudeau would have changed it to national Muslim day or national LGBT day.
Canada Day is haram. Sharia law when?
>>79362896
insha'Allah
>>79362988
What are you emoting, bud?
If you die in Canada do you die in real life.
AH, an age old question. Many of tried, to see the result, and many have perished because of it. You see, it is true, in Canada, you cannot die, but ONLY if you're a Canadian. You see, many Americans come and try this, because they have heard that dying in Canada isn't the same as dying in real life. There is truth in this, but only if you are a Canadian.
This phenomenon is due to the way Canadians live, that makes them far healthier and because of this they can live for very long times. They also cannot die without extreme circumstances. This is because of the high levels of canadaflorium. Never heard if that? Thats because its only in Canada. I'll explain. You know how, unless stuck by lightning, chopped down, or otherwise messed with that trees can exist for centurys? Its because they also contain this element of canadaflorium. When canada's extract maple syrup from trees, they get some of this element. And because all Canadians eat very high amounts of maple syrup a day, they have very high levels of this element. Therefore; just like trees, Canadians live for very long, long times, and cannot die unless something extreme happens, like being cut up.
That also explains why Canadians are so good at hockey.... every Canadian has live for atleast 200 years, and they have vast hockey experience. Think of it this way, a 25 year old American hockey player, that has been playing since lets say age 6, would have 19 years hockey experience. The average Canada hockey player today has about 150-185 years of hockey experience. And thats the difference.
>>79362705
God Bless Canada.
Happy Canada Day to my favorite neighbors!
Is it better to move to the US to use your vote to help make it great again, or to stay where you are and use it to try to improve where you are?
>>79363450
This place is gone m8, we gotta immigrate.
Free Movement Commonwealth and fuck off to New Zealand.
>>79362705
How do you guys celebrate? Is it like the 4th of July?
Happy Canada Day...
>>79363522
Yes but way shittier. Celebrating your leash being taken off isn't the same as declaring your own liberty and fighting for it.
>>79363521
Is NZ actually good apart from being pretty?
>>79363522
yes, but less firework and stray bullet related injuries by the next morning
I have to work.
>>79363633
Only one way to find out.
>>79363522
Drinks and Tim Hortons
>>79363645
>>79363613
Ah, but you do celebrate right? Your nation still takes pride in its independence right?
>>79363751
Just tell this guy that you light fireworks and get drunk, not in that order. That's what he's fishing for.
Bobcaygeon loop shall never end
Will Biyombo stay in Toronto lads?
>>79363853
I just want to make sure they arnt Sweden tier cucked, as long as they have some form of national pride left they can still turn this around. Hell, just look at this very thread, there are already some leaf bros wanting to jump ship and abandon their country...
Happy Canada Day.
>>79364014
NO TIME FOR NIGGERS
GORDIE
>>79363751
drinking, camping, cottage, bbqs, music, girls wearing shorts and flipflops, rain then lots of sun, boat rides, fishing, walking, smoking joints, chillin around the fire at night etc etc etc..
>>79363107
Kek we also use moose semen as a facial cream to appear younger
>>79363751
>>79363853
Getting drunk is boring as fuck if you're not in a bar listening to music, especially on a day when everybody else wants to get drunk.
There are legitimate reasons why some Canadians want to leave, North America is going to be even more fucked in the coming decades.
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>>79364288
Don't tell them our secrets WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
TABARNAK, NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Happy Canada Day to every Canadian reading this, wherever you are. Have a good one, fellow leaves :)
