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>>79265697
>the scenarios in this experience can be difficult or upsetting
>at any time you can exit the experience by using the Trigger button
Subtle parody?
is this as shitty as "survive a month as a SPENT retarded female without gibsmedats" one?
Lmao this is good so far
>mfw there is a ''trigger'' button
>>79266188
forgot pic
>>79265697
>Yfw there is really a Trigger button
>shitskin picking a fight against A FUCKING WHITE (CANADIAN) MALE, who was just innocently shitposting irl
im triggered
>mfw i picked the options that led the bitch to get """raped""" even though, she was only a bit drunk.
ive a question, does burger youth really behave like this?
its beyond disgusting, and i dont meant that stupid rape or some other forced shit just their general behaviour portrayed
bump
What is with this shit?
Apparently it's a guys responsibility to ''pick up on a girls hesitation'' if she's drunk and he's drunk too.
This shit is hilarious
>>79266817
What? Getting drunk and going to parties? What's so bad about that?
I'm not a burger but it's normal here.
>>79265697
>Enter how you want to be called:
>Master
On like the third slide the niggress called me master.
Good game so far.
>>79266973
not that, i mean speaking and behaving like there is no thought at all put behind
>>79265697
>Beta White Knight Simulator 2016
No, thank you.
Alrighty, time to start this shit.
Hope I won't have to use the trigger button!
>>79267041
Any making out in this game? Can you smack lips with the house slave?
>Cuck lets go
>Cuck, it didnt feel like one
>Cuck this Cuck that
God damn, this isnt a personal experience, this is just inserting my name at every possible place.
>>79267190
i mean i understand it was stupid leftists that made this but cmon, just look at that girl, look at that soulless eyes, she looks like a zombie
What did she mean by this?
>>79267359
Alright, after some dude catcalled the two girls saying straight he was looking for dates and would like to see what was under their coats (something that never happens in real life), I tell the guy that's enough because the bitches seem uncomfortable. So far so good, the feminazi narrative is progessing as according to keikaku.
I say it was kind of a compliment though, and sheboon didn't like that too much.
Now we are in the restaurant, and one of the dude starts touching a girl who seems uncomfortable, as a good white knight I make some joke to lighten the mood and stop the rape, but the bitch actually blames me because she liked it. K
>Coerce the girl to drink more
>Buy time for my bro to work his mojo
>By the time anyone thinks something is up she is gone
>Helped my bro plow that down syndrome pussy like a negro field slave
>In the end she is traumatized but blames herself.
>Helped my bro get his dick wet while she is too broken to say he raped her.
>She will probably commit suicide later.
Chad Smashcock knows how to be a wingman.
Trigger-Button automatically quits the game completely btw. Don't use it, its not worth it.
>>79267678
Game freezes at this screen, clicking next does nothing.
>SJWs in charge of making anything
Cockblocked Luke and faggot ended up thanking me along with bitch.
this game
please send help
>>79267463
It's probably a man.
>>79265988
>Trigger button
This isn't real. This can't be real. No way this is real.
Certainly, not real at all.
Absolutely, not real.
>>79267045
>even the white people have nigger noses
>>79268564
>>79268492
>>79268396
There's some meme potential here boys...
>>79267868
>thanks for cockblocking me breh
It's cool don't mention it Carl
>TIL the X button in the top right corner of the window is called a Trigger Button
>>79268652
>>79268727
DEAD
>>79265697
That video at the end won't stop freezing, fuck that game
>>79268802
SAME
Someone should tweet these to the devs
>>79268802
This game has to exist for it to freeze.
Not real. Can't be real.
>>79268691
>hey I like to make my own decisions because I'm a strong independant wymmen but I also realize I can't do anything right by myself so thank you for being my step daddy
>IT WUZ MY FULT N SHIT
>>79268849
I am trying to play but the game wont load REEEEEEEEEEEE
>3 answer options
>they are usually all the same
>all my friends have pleb taste in TV, film, and music
Fuck this
>>79268929
>MAYB I DRANK 2 MUCH RITE?
>sheeeeeeeeeit
HE TOUCHED HER LEG
>>79268630
good catch
>>79269049
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>>>79267463
>It's probably a
>>79269049
Fucking shit
>try to be a dick
>no reaction
OMG U GUIZE, IF YOU LET YOUR STACEY FRIEND DRINK 2 MUCH AND GIT LURED INTO SECKS THEN ITS ALL UR FAULT!
So this is the bullshit you have to put up with when you're a normie is it? Well good thing I'm not that degenerate nor stupid.
>>79265697
>Eating animal products
TRIGGERED
Also daily reminder the most effective way to troll SJWs is to go Vegan and remind SJWs that they are eating rape torture murder and genderism every time they eat animal products.
I'm triggered
>Catcalling
>Leg rubbing
Is this how retarded Americans really act on average? No one cat calls or does that shit in Europe or Australia. American men truly are dumb rapists.
>>79269049
Noice!
well i guess we have an address sort of
>>79269320
He was canadian m8
>no option to hang out with the catcaller guy
He looked like he would have been more fun than the two women.
Also I love this.
is there any decision that leads to me and my boy tag-teaming this whore?
>>79269371
A fucking leaf is the culprit!
alpha male
>>79269459
He's right.
Is this truly what passes for art thes days jesus christ
This is cockblock simulator.
>>79269255
Yeah, I got through the "bad" ending and it was as expected, she was raped she doesn't feel like herself anymore, she doesn't want to leave her room or see anyone anymore. She had sex with the guy she liked, it's fucking nothing, she is acting as if she was a virgin even though she is 20 something and must have started fucking at 14. This is fucking feminazi bullshit.
i sided with the cat caller and the site whitescreened.
was that deliberate? i really can't be fucked playing again.
>constantly berate you for confronting the people they portray as bad people
>oy vey why didn't you confront him that last time??
>I knew exactly what I was doing
>i pushed things too hard
>i don't understand
>b-b-b-b-b-b-but
>a guy ever thanking you for cockblocking him
>a guy ever admitting to pressuring a girl
what a fucking cuck.
>mfw my name is Niggerfaggot
>mfw I knew this was going to lead to a rape lesson and I purposely tried to make decisions that led to a rape
>mfw it worked flawlessly and Luke poked her
I'm an excellent wingman *high-five*
>>79269713
Not for me lol he fucked her and she started whining about it
>>79269820
I think you mean excellent woman
> woman gets touched
> woman triggered
> "Hey is something wrong?"
> "No everythings fine"
i didn't know what i was expecting
>>79269459
Why didn't it give me the option to fuck him?
Wow those are some great options.
Its like I am actually playing a bioware game.
>>79269049
Nice. Good to see that great Britaina got its bantz mojo back
>>79269990
lol wut
>>79269990
we should make one of these games
I don't know about you guys. But I find these guys resonate with me for some strange reason
Haha, this shit is hilarious.
> tfw i'm literally the best wingman ever
my fucking god this shit is so poorly optimized, who the fuck made this?
>>79269927
Nice to see I'm not the only who instinctively picked that name
>>79269459
TRIGGER BUTTON
TRIGGER BUTTON
TRIGGER BUTTON
TRIGGER BUTTON
>>79270172
Only because "Fucking WHITE MALE" didn't fit.
>>79270080
Holy shit we should
I say the plot be you play as a George Zimmerman neighborhood watch type character, and you have to follow and shoot a black teen or he rapes a young white girl in your hood
Liberals would obviously not follow him but then at the end of the game, a newspaper flash pops up showing Dind. U Nuffin raped somebody
>>79267190
yes
there is a reason SJW culture exists
So the goal was to get them to fuck right?
>>79270234
Hmm. What are the first steps of this?
>>79270352
Yes. gg ez
>>79265697
So enlightening
>>79265697
>Tell Luke off the first time he makes a move, Natalie starts hating on me, ''I LIKE LUKE, YOU TWAT''
>Second time Luke makes a move all my options are interrupting them.
>Natalie randomly disappeared, apparently she was drunk as fuck and she let Luke touch her legs while dancing.
>Natalie first says maybe it was my fault, I shouldn't have drunk so much.
>Then she decides this was all Luke's fault.
This game shows what women are like, get drunk as fuck, make bad decisions and blame it on someone else.
>>79267868
>clicked next three times
>wonder why it's so slow
>250Mo downloaded
a-are they even trying ?
>tfw being saved from being raped by a jew
Playing as a tranny for extra immersion.
>>79270359
We should hire Ben "If you see a black, load up your double stack" Garrison to do the illustrations
girl in this game is a whore though
> things are going somewhere
> wow that's cool
> get drunk as fuck
> can't remember shit
> fuck the guy
> I'M SURE I TOLD HIM TO STOP
in comparison to this whore ariane is a pure waifu
>>79270542
I'd ask him but he blocked me on twitter
>>79270352
It was my goal.
Poor guy has a lazy eye and doesn't how to dress or style his hair.
He clearly needed some help.
>>79270420
The jew knows
"Thanks for straightening me out"
lmao, he is thanking you for cockblocking him
>>79265697
>all characters looking exactly the same, extremely uninspired character design
>dead eyes, brown/black hair
>same unpleasant personality
>girls look old, tired and used up
>probably not even virgins
This is why westerners shouldn't be making visual novels. I feel physically sick. Let's see if I can at least push one of them into suicide.
>triggered
That Asian girl freaks me out.
>>79270677
>But fun for who?
>>79265697
I got like 5 minute into this thing and totally crashed when i tried to maximize the window
>women "coders"
>>79270545
But she is pure. It's just we have a gorillion of tries
VN of the year
Natalie is best girl.
we should send shit to the room number the site gives
>Luke goes and touches whore's legs
>clearly triggered
>make a joke about it to not make it awkward
>Stacey pulls me aside and blames me for something
>say he shouldn't be touching your leg
>gets mad because she wanted him to touch her leg
Jesus Christ how do cucks put up with women friends.
Pro tip its still your fault they get raped even if you try to be a white knight
>>79270980
> says she doesn't remember because drunk as fuck
> it was clearly rape
>>79265697
No wonder Ben turned out like that. Just look at that freakshow!
Time to press the trigger button.
>>79270931
Natalie a shit
>>79271071
Another thing when you talk to the candian and say the dude talking to you was a compliment they all talk you down as its oppressing etc. Next minute bitchy magoo says thanks for saying something. No wonder shes a bitch
So I got the end where the guy gets laid. Is that considered the good end? Or is there something better (harem end or shit like that)?
>not mobile friendly
>feminists say that women should be free to fuck whoever they want
>fuck whoever they want
>it's rape
Fuck this, and the game crashed on a white screen after the whore went upstairs to fuck. I'll just imagine the rapture occurred when they went upstairs.
>>79271071
w o m y n
>>79270980
Played a bit, all the options seemed to be essentially the same with different level of bitchiness.
>>79271454
just noticed,
swear this bitch has more manly jaws than half my country
Holy fuck that face she pulls when you tell the table Luke is feeling her up
>>79271467
>Game is called Decisions that matter
>only the last one does anything
>>79271454
Why is her face a square?
HAHAHAHA I let them getting abused by the weirdo and the game rewards me for it
top fucking kek
Got the good ending. I guess I'm a fucking white knight then.
I mean, in real life I high-five my slutty friends if they're getting some but...
>>79271454
>>79271508
>>79271547
Maybe that's what happened? She's actually transgendet and upon seeing her dick the guy freaked out and left. Now she's pissed about that and the guy can't remember much because he was piss drunk.
>>79271547
probably hormonal birth defects or
>bernie
>>79265697
>You can choose your name
Well that's an easy choice
Am I the only one who named my guy Muhammad?
I'd say the whore got off lucky
Just cockblocked this fuckboi.
>>79265697
WHAT THE FUUUUUCUKEKCUUCKUCKCUKCKCCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>79271639
I would ignore that fuck to.
Dont give that homeless shit any credit just leave him them shouting and begging for pussy.
Eventually he will fall to his knees crying and later on hopefully end his life.
>>79269927
And all 3 options are the same.
>>79265697
I gave my character a black name, why don't I have the hidden option to rob whitey?
>>79265697
>Name yourself "The Patriarchy"
>Have many loads of keks
The game keeps freezing!
Otherwise I like it
>>79272284
op pls what movie is this from
Is this really how a woman thinks?
Because this is some fucking bullshit. At one point she gives me shit for making fun of the dude making a move on her, and I'm supposedly responsible for letting them have implied sex?
>>79272549
Ah shit nevermind, this is a SJW game. Only white people kill and rape.
>>79271147
>tfw Zyklon Ben will never show up at my party
>those fucking videos
>>79269866
God bless american cops
>>79272885
It is not made for us.
It is made for SJWs.
So that actually was a clever trick for that intended audience.
No normal person would feel the need to protect an adult women from advances like that.
But the intended audience of SJWs would. so they get shut down so they more likely let the rape happen at the end and feel guilty.
Remember the actual goal of the game was to show how you have to be always vigilant of rape.
For a white knight simulator this shit sure is boring,and uneventful.I feel more like their servant than I do a "friend" that's supposed to be a white knight.Fuck white knighting for these cunts.They're fucking bitches.
Every single "decision" you make is loaded sentences. damn im triggered by this game.
>>79270623
nice, send it
>WOMEN ARE STRONG, INDEPENDENT AND NEED NO MAN
>THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD MAKE SURE THEY DONT DRINK TOO MUCH AND THEN HAVE SEX, IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY
also I like how half of your choices matter, as if they want to give you illusion of choice but they suck at it or dont care at all
Yeah, guys!
I'm going to learn about the awareness of privilege!
...which I guess in this case is the privilege of being a bystander? Can someone fucking explain to me why SJWs feel the need to force the word privilege into everything? It's almost like an argument can't be an argument without that concept being wedged into it.
>>79270452
Thats my story too
> Make a joke so that Luke stops fucking up his first move (nobody gets a girl by doing this without being closer friends already)
> Natalie gets mad and hates me because she likes Luke and she wanted that
> Natalie is having fun at the party and dances with Luke
> She says that it's the best day in her life
> She gets drunk
> It's totally obvious that Natalie is in love with him
> Luke makes the next move
> And suddenly i am supposed to cockblock him?!
Damn, make up your mind!
>props:Red Cups
>misspells"tries"
>NEED TO SHOOT
WHAT ARE COLLEGES FOR ANYMORE?!
>>79269866
why, is he still having his gun out and waving it around?
>>79274451
looked like a tazer
>>79267731
you fucking fag. i can't believe this "game" triggered you.
>Ask if people are ok in private
>Don't punch people or make a scene
>I am the saviour of rape culture
Seriously did anyone actually fail this by accident? If you did you may not deserve to be around human beings.
They make it pretty clear that Natalie is very new to relationships and may well be a virgin.
So if you see her getting felt up in a nightclub and she looks visibly uncomfortable you wouldn't do anything?
>>7265697
My gf hates when I call her young nigger.
I am the young nigger now gf.
Has anyone else noticed that this game is laggy as shit?
>>79265697
As far as sjw material goes, this wasn't nearly as bad as I expected. I'll admit the graphics are well done and detailed for the most part, and they didn't go overboard like I thought they would with the hypothetical situations (though the leg grab definitely seemed ridiculous to me). My primary complaint is that the nightmarish faces that materialized at the end didn't explain themselves logically, at all. Basically, they forfeit responsibility from themselves and leave it up to myself, who I named Xenu, to instead make their choices for them. That's bullshit. As far as Xenu knew, that girl only looked nervous at Carl's attempts to fingerbang her because she already has a boyfriend, not because she didn't want him. Maybe her period just started at the worst possible time. Maybe she was nervous because she's hiding a phallus underneath Who knows? That's why it's not really Xenu's business.
Now i am stuck in some HD monologue with luck that i can't skip and can't tune down and its taking forever to load since i can't turn down the quality.
What is this judgmental victim blaming bullshit?
RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>79267463
wtf chinese, a slice of pizza, some weird soup and a cheeseburger?
What shitty ass restaurant is this fucking shit fuck
Asked nat if she was ok with luke feeling her up, she said she liked him so i just let them dance. Then at the party i told them that they had real chemistry because luke seemed like he needed to get laid.
Then he started to feel her up on the dance floor but i just waited and see because she is a grown as woman that can take care of herself and i didn't want to cock block my bro luke.
Then she apparently got ''raped'' after saying that she liked him and being ok with everything he did. Then she blamed that she was drunk after having like one drink and dancing like a retard for most of the time.
Even though luke seems like a good guy that obviously cares about her well being, calls her the day after and is obviously interested in something more then a one night stand she still seems afraid to be slut shamed so she just went with the rape card.
Well fuck it, if this shit goes to court i am telling it like it was. He dindu nuffin.
>>79272526
Just like in my AAA games.
>>79265988
It's just telling you that, like in real life, you can get out of any hard situation by pulling the trigger.
>>79265697
Triggered
>>79277223
>AAAAAAAAAAH
My university forces us to complete this bullshit or they won't let us register for classes. Nevermind I'm 30 years old and don't live on campus.
What the fuck are we doing to our countries?
>Trigger button
JUST
This is literally the White Knight Simulator.
No matter what choices I make it's always bluepilled.
>>79280469
>bluepilled
You fucken kidding me, I can't even suck Jades dick
This would be cool if you could orchestrate an orgy at the end with all the different characters but everyone in this game is frigid as fuck.
>>79269866
Dog bless merica :DD:D
TRIGGERED
>guy advances on girl
>she doesn't like it
>does nothing or says "It's fine"
if you're going to be this much of a stupid bitch you clearly want it but don't want to admit it
>>79280275
>>79280469
>>79280726
you should play one of the porn games that teaches you that you need to kiss her on the neck and stroke here arms first before advancing on the next lvl :DDDD
>i like him
>wants him to make a move
>he does
>HE RAPED ME GUISE XDDD
So somehow this guy
>>79281027
rapes Natalie or something.
Alright, clicking through this a second time to see if I can prevent a rape.
>>79281366
is there a rape there?
i quit when that guys >>79281027 face showed up
>>79281481
Yeah, it's implied that he date raped Natalie.
>>79281581
>date raped
he what now?
>get to part were look starts the "rape"
>look for backup
>they are gone
>luke appears again and he asks where natalie is
>suddenly screen goes blank
is this shit crashing randomly or that was the end of it?
Yay! I stopped a rape!
>>79265697
I swear, this girl is a transexuel. Or retarded.
>>79281869
She does seem a little...dim.
>>79265697
>I don't remember much
>proceeds to give detailed essay about what happened
I like how the comic doesn't imply in any way that she resisted the guy, but the video she's acting like she got raped
>you aren't able to respond to either video
Its literally a shit happens scenario.
>>79265697
this is going to be fun
>>79270146
He is just fucking RAPING HER SHIT UP with those eyes.
>pic related
>>79271919
nope
>>79266216
laughed out loud a this, especially when a black dude shows up to scold him.
Everyone knows that its the opposite
>>79282408
>I like how the comic doesn't imply in any way that she resisted the guy, but the video she's acting like she got raped
Yep. This is the SJW generation.
>when the girls are being harassed and nigger steps in to intervene
>"LOL DON'T MAKE SUCH A FUSS OUT OF IT JEEZ" t: girls
>in the table Natalie never says anything back to Luke even if she feels uncomfortable, says on the table that she's been waiting for Luke to make a move on her
>"STOP WORRYING SO MUCH ABOUT ME LOL"
>later on in the party dumb slag can't handle her drink
>they go upstairs
>guy says it goes well
>girl says it didn't go well
So what the fuck's with the mixed signals? Why did she drink so much if she can't handle alcohol? Worst SJW shit I've seen in a while, christ.
Anyone have more of these SJW games?
>>79270623
Your next pic should be that message in your "sent" folder or you're a fagget.
>>79282552
It teaches you that you should always interfere. Even if it failed 3 times, if it's for protecting little girl from big bad wolf you should always be an ass.
>>79265697
this game is shit, I can't even get laid or at least raoe a bitch
>>79282531
I made it out of college literally like a year before this stuff blew up, thank god.
I went to an expensive art school so it was lots of foreign rich girls who loved partying. We had a literal prostitute working out of her dorm haha
Seriously, shit happens, and kids these days need to understand that. You're not going to be 100% in control at all times, life is a grey area.
>the FUCKING WHITE MALE does the "raping"
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>>79283561
Agreed. College was fun and I actually learned shit and guys could be guys and girls, girls. Today? Who the fuck knows? I don't envy today's college students at all.
>>79268630
It seems to be real photographs put through some image processing algorith. That's probably what her nose actually looks like when she's smiling.
>Named character Negro
>Every couple of seconds they call me their negro
I'm honestly laughing out loud with this.
>>79283282
Nah, fuck her. If both the guy and the girl get drunk and there are no clear signs of forced entry when she does cry rape, it's not rape. US way of dealing with rape accusations is retarded, they expel the guy for who knows how long and even if the accusation turns out to be completely false, the gal won't face any prison time or have to pay for any compensation to the wronged party. Finland's an irrelevant bureacratic shithole but at least we've got this one thing right.
>>79283672
lost vcard my freshman year after a party at a frat I was pledging
both parties were fucking trashed but she made all the first moves
found out she was pretty much blackout drunk during it and I lived in fear for like 4 weeks afterwards
>>79281056
Or the ones where you teach her math by rubbing jelly on her tits before fucking her :DDDD
>>79265697
This shit is hilarious, are there any more """""games""""" like this?
nice full-width support.
Also, isn't the dev list a little bit too large for a shit like this ?
>>79273164
>slow internet speed
>videos stop every 2 seconds to load for 20
>>79286572
So the game doesn't permit Asian names. How racist.
I noticed the same thing, a ton of people working on a 5 minute game with basically only one timeline. No matter which options you choose, you get almost the exact same result except for the ending.
>>79286751
I have 1gbps and a pretty fast computer and it stopped to load for me too. It seems to be a slow server or something wrong with the video encoding.
>>79286890
It's coded by SJeWs so of course it runs slow. Those people can't code worth shit.
>>79270545
I've only been here a year, was ariane a meme a while back? I found that game on my own
This is a gold mine of reaction images
>>79268893
>>79268893
Holy fuck i thought i was the only one having that problem. Shit's keep frezzing right?
>>79265697
"HOW DARE YOU INTERFERE WHEN HE MADE A MOVE ONTO ME, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR HIM TO MAKE A MOVE ONTO ME", these are her own literal fucking words.
>guy puts his hand on her leg, just wait and see i dont give a shit
>she says she liked that and likes him
>get some girl
>at the party, theyre dancing and hes making moves on her, do nothing and dont interrupt again
>i was raped
amazing
>>79265697
I kek'd
>>79265697
I like this already
Think I broke the game. I did a "wait and see" when Luke was lifting the bitches skirt and the screen went white.
It's just gets better and better
>>79271454
You could hang a coat on that under bite
Mine froze after I cock clicked that faggot, if I can't have it no one can
>>79288753
This. What the fuck is the point of this? Young women don't know what the fuck they want. Then young men are bumbling idiots, and do their best to figure out what the women want, but it's not really what the women want?
This shit teaches nothing.
>let luke rape her
Fucking roastie got what was coming to her
If you can't handle a few drinks, don't drink
>>79290330
agreed. I kinda "saved her" though because I didn't want Luke to get thrown in jail.
This way he can end up tapping that ass and everyone will end up happy.
>>79290330
Did he actually "rape" her, though? In both of theirs retellings of the event, neither mentioned that she said "no" at any point in time.
There was just a brief mention of implied "hesitation" that Luke was 'supposed to interpret'.
Ayy lmao made a joke aobut it. SHe told be to not cockblock.
I didn't cockblock, now she's full emo and telling em he raped her when she could've just got up and left.
fucking kek well it was fun while it lasted. Have no regerets about my choices
I CAN'T EVEN START THIS SHIT, HOW CAN THESE KEKS BE SO FUCKING INCOMPETENT
REEEEEEEEE
>>79290330
>not saving her to enjoy yourself
beta tier
>>79270452
First wave = Best wave
>>79269320
I live in Britain. Most of the time when I go out with my partner we get honked at for being lesbians.
It's not that big of a deal and we don't really care at all, but to say it never happens is inaccurate.
>>79265988
>at any time you can exit the experience by using the Trigger
just like real life
>>79274338
Same here
>Make a joke couse other options seems to be shit
>Cunt is mad at me, she actually likes him. Which surprised me since I thought she's gonna bitch why I haven't white knighted her from a bad touch.
>Go to a party, and drink.
>Cunt is getting loaded. She drinks even when she knows she's already drunk. And we all know how everyone was forcing her to drink.
>The Lukebro is kissing her and later he took her by her funking hand upstairs.
>It's a bad ending.
She could cockblock him at any moment without any help. A single line "Fuck off or I'm gonna tel da Police" would solve everythnig.
>>79290330
I did too. Then Luke came to life so I closed the fucking website cause I knew it would be a preachy dumbass lecture about rape.
WOW I SURE DO REGRET MY ALCHOHOL ABUSE
>>79272526
Dude the game is titled options that matter.
It literally gives you 0 options that matter and just makes you rape someone.
Just like real life.
>>79274177
>possible vandalism
They knew we were coming.
>This dude just staring into space while this girl is triggered from a thigh touch
Holy lel
>phone rings
>triggered
>>79265697
I'm starting well.
>>79265697
I'm already lmaoing
>That stupified look on his face when I cockblock him
Hey, this is fun.
Is this secretly redpilling? Blacks confirmed to still not being adjusted to the White man's clock.
>>79295207
Forgot picture
>>79295246
>HOL UP HOL UP
*opens mouth*
>SO YOU BE SAYIN
*nostrils flare*
>SO YOU TRYNA SAY
*look of visible confusion*
>SO YOU BE SAYIN
*confusion transitions to anger*
>SO YOU BE TRYNA SAY IT CLASS TIME?
>try playing game
>can't get past the cafeteria thing without crashing
>normally crash or freeze before then
reeee why can't they make a VN that doesn't crash, fucking katawa shoujo was more stable than this
>two adults have sex at a party
>woman regrets it after
RAPE RAPE RAPE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>79277987
kek
>>79269459
why is he white, he talks and acts like a black guy
>>79293699
killed me
>>79269381
Ya know that banner contest Hiro set up...
>>79273406
>assume I was playing as a grill bc it's sjw game
>talk to the heckler
>intend to flirt with him and fuck or something
>all the options are to go against him
>literally can't even heckle back
why
>Unaccompanied females
>Press F to throw stones
>>79265697
I did what I would have done, ignored this drama nonsense. The girl isn't fucking me, I don't care. Maybe if she gave me head I'd consider beating him up.
>>79269866
Cop pwned that cunt. I lol'd hard.
>2016
>Using fucking flash
You expected me to play this shit?
>mfw everyone is calling me BANE
THE FIRE RISES
>>79296961
>The girl isn't fucking me, I don't care.
This.
Barely know them anyways, let her regret fuck the dude at the party. None of my business.
The game started seizing up when that drunk guy turned real.
Meh, shit game. Was it about saving her? even though she said everything was great no matter what?
>>79298228
>Was it about saving her?
only if there's a chance I'd get a dumpsterfuck behind the frat house afterward
if not, she can fuck the """""asshole""""" and regret it and lie about rape later when everyone finds out what a little whore she is
First the DOUG button
Next the SHARE button
Now, in 2016, we have the TRIGGER BUTTON
No shit you got raped you dumb cunt, you kept lagging out and buffering and didn't even say no
I got Luke laid on the first try.
Top Wingman right here.
>>79266817
>is a sjw propaganda game an accurate depiction of American life?
>>79299242
brother
>>79265697
>shitty friend simulator
What the fuck is this shit
who knew that all I needed to do to get a large group of friends and get invited to parties was be totally boring and have no personality.
>>79265697
Oh great, this is going to be just like one of my Japanese anime games!
Playing game as "WHITE MALE"
I am prepared
>uses more than 2gb of memory
This shit is so poorly made holy shit.
>>79265697
Oh this is going to be great
>>79265988
For my college we have to do an online "Sexual violence" training course every year or we get expelled (I live in California). It's an hour long interactive video showing rape "victims" that got drunk and woke up next to someone they regretted sleeping with. But there was a flashing trigger button on the screen during the whole thing in case any part of the video was too much for you, so I just held down the button for an hour and was done with it.
>>79265697
Holy fuck, how many times are these faggots going to tell me they're starving?
>>79265697
what did he mean by this?
Leisure Suit Larry meets Doom.
So, the girl berates you if you stop the guy from touching her, and YET you're supposed to break them off when he's touching her at the party ?
Conclusion : even when a girl tells you to give her a break with the white-knighting, you should keep "protecting her" from other men.
That game is a creepy psychopat factory.
>>79266216
nigger calling me a nigger. I'm niggered.
>>79272829
Looks like triptank
basically /b/ in cartoon form
>>79273747
Thats how females see white knights
Well this was fun.
>>79265697
Who the fuck drew this garbage?
Two minutes in and I'm already getting disgusted looks from the whole conversation.
This game is top tier in its accuracy.
>>79301430
kek
I'm only 5 slides in and setting my name as "Nigger" has never been so satisfying so fast.
The rape "victim" has the manliest face ever.
Also, putting this on in the background made for an interesting sound during the party scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA
Would that be like the vaporwave the kids talk about these days?
>>79267678
I did the same in all those dialogues. /pol/ is truly a hivemind.
fun to play, game of the year material
>>79265697
I let them have sex at the end.
Bitch is then like: "I made my own choice, but I drank so much, so I'm not responsible". Holy fuck, I TOLD HER TO FUCKING TAKE IT EASY, BUT SHE WAS LIKE: FUCK YEAH, LET'S PARTY.
Stupid fucking cow. And now it's my fault she fucked a guy, THAT SHE SAYS SHE REALLY LIKES. LIKE WTF IS SHE ON ABOUT? GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE, YOUR FUCKING USELESS SLUT.
