-Emus are not a threat and we could kill them easily if we so wanted but we don't
-The emu war never happened
-Aboriginals are actually pretty brotier and only a small minority abuse solvents and alcohol
-Spiders and snakes aren't a threat here so long as you aren't in the middle of no where (this applies to everywhere in the world)
-Fosters is shit and no one drinks it, we drink VB here, that is real Australian beer
-Most Australians are leftists and not based right wing
-Vegemite is pretty shit and only half the population tolerates it
I'm happy to speak the truth on any matter that foreigners wish to know if its fact
>>79258501
>-Emus are not a threat and we could kill them easily if we so wanted but we don't
HA Good joke my Kangaroo nigger.
Stay butt-blasted
>>79258501
>Aboriginals are actually pretty brotier and only a small minority abuse solvents and alcohol
t. Abbo
>>79258501
Why do you shitpost?
>>79258655
Nice digits.
>>79258601
its true tho senpai, you haven't even met an emu
>>79258678
because we constantly shitpost IRL. we show endearment by calling each other cunts or a poof. if an aussie hasn't called you this, they do not like you. plus if you work a trade 90% of the time you aren't working but just eating food and talking shit to your mates
>>79258501
>2postsbythisID
>>79258978
and?
>>79258501
>-Most Australians are leftists and not based right wing
Agree on everything you said, ya cunt, except for this.
We currently have a centre right political party in power and they are likely to win power again in the election this weekend.
There are also some fuckin batshit crazy right wingers here in Oz who love guns and hate immigrants. They really should move to America where they can be fat and mass shoot each other every other week.
>tfw abo
>>79260767
I agree we have some based right wingers here, but they are an extremely minority compared to the plethora of greens/socialists we have here
>>79258501
>-Emus are not a threat and we could kill them easily if we so wanted but we don't
Wrong, mate got stabbed by one yesterday for looking the emu in the eyes.
>The emu war never happened
wrong, my family was on the frontlines
>Aboriginals are actually pretty brotier and only a small minority abuse solvents and alcohol
wrong, live in NT
>Spiders and snakes aren't a threat here so long as you aren't in the middle of no where (this applies to everywhere in the world)
wrong, emus breed for use in biological warfare
>Fosters is shit and no one drinks it, we drink VB here, that is real Australian beer
right
>Most Australians are leftists and not based right wing
wrong, australian policies say otherwise
>Vegemite is pretty shit and only half the population tolerates it
wrong, where do you live so i can glass ya cunt.
>RvVSOKpb
IGNORE ALL POSTS BY THIS I.D.
>IGNORE ALL POSTS BY THIS I.D.
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>IGNORE ALL POSTS BY THIS I.D.
>Aboriginals are actually pretty brotier and only a small minority abuse solvents and alcohol
FUCK OFF CUNT
>>79258501
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! PLEASE!
He has probably already sent people to my house. This will be the last time I can give this warning. PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T EVER COME TO THIS NATION!
>>79262019
This
OP doesn't live in qld, nt or wa to spout that bullshit
>>79258501
>-Emus are not a threat and we could kill them easily if we so wanted but we don't
>>79258501
- male sport teach has to ask for permission before he can touch pupil
- males aren't allowed sit next to a child in a airplane
- feminism is thought in high school as part of regular lesson since last year
>>79258787
>plus if you work a trade 90% of the time you aren't working but just eating food and talking shit to your mates
t. union card holder
>>79260978
We don't have a plethora of left-wingers here, we just have a media run by leftie poofters who try to pretend they have anything like a majority.
>FFS, GunControlAustralia is 3 cunts - SamanthaLee, RolandBrowne, and PretendProfessor Alpers - that's all, plus that Greenscunt Shitbridge, but somehow every media article quotes them as if they are some kind of silent majority. Even their official FB page has only 1k likes and half of those are either fake or foreign.
>pic very related. Their last "mass rally" as reported in the media. 3 gca wankers, one mum of some random shooting victim, and the rest of the room filled by 2 antigunners and 10 media
>>79258501
>Aboriginals are actually pretty brotier
Wrong. It's the opposite, a very small minority are bro-tier and a shit load of them are basically more violent NEETS with substance abuse issues. But that's the white mans fault so it's fine.
>-Fosters is shit and no one drinks it, we drink VB here, that is real Australian beer\
VB is fucking shit you retarded vic-cuck.
>-Vegemite is pretty shit and only half the population tolerates it
Yeah, nah cunt, you're a fucking retarded melbournite or someshit. Vegemite is based as shit and you can fuck off.
>>79260825
If you can use a computer you're just a little tainted. Like me with my irish blood.
>-Emus are not a threat and we could kill them easily if we so wanted but we don't
Sort of true, cassowarys are the devil bird
>-The emu war never happened
False, it did
>-Aboriginals are actually pretty brotier and only a small minority abuse solvents and alcohol
False. Tiny minority and half the prison population. They are trash
>-Spiders and snakes aren't a threat here so long as you aren't in the middle of no where (this applies to everywhere in the world)
False. They are a threat to everyone. Just less common in the suburbs. Still a threat and are still often sighted.
>-Fosters is shit and no one drinks it, we drink VB here, that is real Australian beer
VB is also shit but yeah cant even really buy fosters
--Emus are not a threat and we could kill them easily if we so wanted but we don't
-The emu war never happened
-Aboriginals are actually pretty brotier and only a small minority abuse solvents and alcohol
-Spiders and snakes aren't a threat here so long as you aren't in the middle of no where (this applies to everywhere in the world)
-Fosters is shit and no one drinks it, we drink VB here, that is real Australian beer
>-Most Australians are leftists and not based right wing
True
>-Vegemite is pretty shit and only half the population tolerates it
KILL YOURSELF
Fuck off we are full fucking wog cunt
>>79262964
>We don't have a plethora of left-wingers here, we just have a media run by leftie poofters who try to pretend they have anything like a majority.
mfw when Rupert "I'm an American" Murdoch is the single biggest media owner in Oz and the nutbag right wing Daily Telegraph is the biggest selling newspaper in the country.
>>79258501
>Emus are not a threat
Bullshit, those things can literally disembowel you if you're not careful. Cassowaries are way worse.
>The emu war never happened
Yes it did, we're just on a temporary stalemate.
>Aboriginals are actually pretty brotier and only a small minority abuse solvents and alcohol
They're literal animals. Not even human.
>Spiders and snakes aren't a threat here
That's only in the cities, if you go out to the suburbs you have to actually watch for snakes and spiders. A mate of mine nearly died after he got bitten by an inland taipan. He only survived because he was smart enough to immediately tie his leg up and get to a local hospital that had broad spectrum antivenom.
He limps now, actually. it did some sort of damage that won't leave.
>Fosters is shit and no one drinks it, we drink VB here, that is real Australian beer
Bullshit, Tooheys New to get started and goon to bring you all the way through the night.
>Most Australians are leftists and not based right wing
Only in cities where people bend over to the media. In the outback nobody gives a fuck about politics but is generally very right wing.
>Vegemite is pretty shit and only half the population tolerates it
Then we need to kill half the population because Vegemite is tops.
In short, get fucked cunt.
>>79261911
>1 post by this ID
>>79261560
>>79262019
>>79262217
>>79262992
>>79263325
>>79264013
Look at all this damage control trying to ensure the lies don't get found out. Don't believe any of these shills, I'm giving you all the truth and its backed by fact. They are just shilling to keep up false imagery, sad!
>>79258501
No shit cunt
Is cassowary that is the true threat
>>79258501
This cunt is most deffinitely from Melbourne and doesn't see abos much because they are not fucking brotier. Maybe 1 in 1000 is.
>>79264982
just because I'm from Melbourne it doesn't discredit what I'm saying. I have been to NT/QLD/WA before
Lmao at all this damage control ITT. Op is telling it how it is cunts
>>79265070
>from Melbourne
No fucking surprises here
>>79258501
WHEN THE SECOND EMU INVASION COMES IM GONNA USE YOU AS A SHIELD. ALSO VB IS SHIT YOU FUCK, CARLTON IS THE BEST BEER BRAND FUCKING ABO.
>>79258501
VB? more like VD... Everything else tho, spot on brother..
>>79266009
melbourne is the most liveable city in the world, umad bro?
>>79266105
There will be no 2nd emu invasion you paranoid cuck
Remember the 60 minutes failed kidnap? Seems the guy they hired is still over there in jail. Good work channel 9.
>>79258501
Fucking lol at Abos being brotier. I suggest you leave Melbourne and actually meet some. Most Abos I've met passionately hate anyone who isn't in their tribe. They also tend to give zero fucks about law, property or anything else.
>>79258501
>vegemite is shit and only half the population tolerates it.
I bet you're a gook
>>79258501
Shut it down.
>>79264982
Fucking lol. I knew it you stupid cunt. Fucking clueless.
>>79258501
Biggest load of shit I've ever heard, and from the language faggot OP is using, I'd say he's a fifteen year old Melburnian SJW.
ITT OP first visit to 4chan, and should kill self immediately.
>>79258501
SURE SMELLS LIKE MELBOURNE IN HERE
>>79269632
I've been here longer than you kid
>>79258501
>-Aboriginals are actually pretty brotier and only a small minority abuse solvents and alcohol
>-Spiders and snakes aren't a threat here so long as you aren't in the middle of no where (this applies to everywhere in the world)
From these two posts alone I can tell you live in the sheltered suburbs of Melbourne or some other god-forsaken lefty shithole.
I lived in Townsville for 10 years and can tell you right now aboriginals are not fucking "bro-tier"
Even those who are 1/4 or 1/8th will let you know fucking vehemently and tell you how you stole their land.
>>79270849
> tell you how you stole their land.
the white Europeans did steal the land though
>>79258501
>Aboriginals are bro tier
Fuck off cunt. The majority of them a petrol sniffing inbred savages.
>>79273070
ignorant cuck that believes stereotypes are reality confirmed
>>79260978
depends where you live mate
>>79258501
is this some sort of ruse, Emuanon?
tfw living in a town that house a large sudanese community
tfw living in town that has a large abo community
tfw they hate each other
>>79274376
>>79274614
aboriginals don't live in Estonia
>>79274567
No I'm just telling the truth, the outrage ITT is just shitposters in damage control
>>79274809
Oh right sorry sometimes i forget about that
ya jackass
>>79275150
>estonia
>calling someone a jackass
kek
>>79260825
You know how to upload a picture onto the internet, that automatically puts you in the top 2% of aboriginals
>Aboriginals are actually pretty brotier and only a small minority abuse solvents and alcohol
>Vegemite is pretty shit and only half the population tolerates it
fuck off you fucking muppet
>>79258501
>Aboriginals are actually pretty brotier and only a small minority abuse solvents and alcohol
you live in the city dont you?
OP is a huge faggot. Ignore this thread.
>>79258501
>-Emus are not a threat
Stopped reading right there, EIDF.
>>79258501
>be me, citizen of great britain's largest jail
>notice stockpile of abos is getting low
>know that if monthly ritual to appease king of emus fails his majesty will revoke access to ground harnesses nationwide
>figure feeding them burgers is next best thing
>commenceshitpost.maymay
>trick these faggots on a chekoslovakian barbecue board into visiting good old ɐilɐɹʇsnɐ
>command degenrate abo race to fetch me a keg of fosters while i carefully remove ground harness to strap myself onto the toilet that is my shitposting battlestation
>forget to check for giant spiders in the bowl
>its cool, 3 giant snakes crawl out from behind of toilet with spider bulges in their sides
>snakebros thank me for the appetizer and devour tasty abo dark meat
>fuck one less for the ritual
>decide to hop on the local emu to greet new tourists at airport
>run over 4 abos on the way
>fuckfuckfuck
>place vegemite trap on tarmac to lure airport secuirty away, gg ez
>12 burgers waddle off plane
>gravity keeps them on the ground, no harness needed
>based right wing emu king shows up and declares emu war II because amerifat refugees start raping all the fast food places
> his majesty loves the taste of burgers, washed it down with abo blood (high in alcohol %) and fosters cocktail
>mfw
>>79260825
Doesn't all the welfare make up for it?
>>79276335
tldr
>>79258501
>Aboriginals are actually pretty brotier and only a small minority abuse solvents and alcohol
Stopped reading right there.
You have never lived near coons, I can fucking guarantee it.
>>79272948
Abos had no sense of ownership until we taught them what it was.
They did nothing here for 40000 years, fuck them, the dumb animals.
Vegemite is a poor imitation of the classic British marmite. Australia should avoid using it as a national icon.
You don't want to end up like Canada, who have an imitation of Dunkin Donuts as their nation's pride and joy.
>>79272948
>>79274809
>Damage control
abo detected
>>79276595
This. There are abos that grow up in suburbs away from other abos that are fairly normal, when there's a large group of them they barely act human.
Most suburban abos are part white, full abos are as dark as Africans.
>>79266009
>>79265070
>>79264733
>Melbourne
is ANYONE surprised?
>>79276335 (You)
>>79258501
The aboriginal people are historically nomadic people. Throughout the 19th century, over a thousand different aboriginal tribes were recorded to be living in different areas of Australia, the largest numbers recorded in Queensland. No cultivation or farming of land was ever recorded by early settlers.
After the beginning of Australia's colonisation in the 1800s, many aboriginals died because of diseases brought over by settlers, such as small pox, as opposed to bloodshed over land rights and native title.
Native title recognises the traditional rights and interests to land and waters of Aboriginal people. Despite not fencing and cultivating the land, under the Native Title Act which was introduce in 1993, Aboriginals can make an application to the Federal Court to have their tribes native title recognised by Australian law, giving them land rights and established recognition.
In 2010–11, average health expenditure per Indigenous Australian was $7,995 compared with $5,437 per non-Indigenous Australian. This represents a per person ratio of 1.47—that is, $1.47 was spent on health per Indigenous Australian for every $1.00 spent per non-Indigenous Australian.
>tfw tranny
>don't like beer
>otherwise ocker af
