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Chicago Police Scanner Nightly Thread #4


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>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

who is robert?
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who /robert/ here
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Robert?
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>>79250268

lookatmeiamrobertnow.jpg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMSKAZObGxQ
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I did an alternate version to complement the one in the last thread
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Race war on the streets
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4 MALE WHITES CHASING 2 NIGGS WITH DOG
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>4 male whites chasing 2 male whites with a dog
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THE RACE WAR BEGINS
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>4 MALE WHITES WITH DOGS CHASING 2 MALE BLACKS
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4 MALE WHITES WITH DOGS CHASING 2 MALE BLACKS, ITS FUCKING HAPPENING, RACE WAR BABY!!
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>>79250268
Reporting
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>4 male whites chasing 2 male blacks with a dog.
>4 male whites chasing 2 male blacks with a dog.
>4 male whites chasing 2 male blacks with a dog.
>4 male whites chasing 2 male blacks with a dog.

WE RACE WAR NOW
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>>79250268
here.
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Drink:
Shots fired
White T shirt
Black male
Robert
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>chasing two blacks with their dogs
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I cobra love these robert threads.
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>>79250314
Here's the original
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>>79250214

TONIGHT...

>ROBERT

>SHOTS FIRED. NO SHIT, ALL NIGHT. JUST FUCKING SHOOTING. TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST.

>Domestic Battery...TOO MANY TO LIST.

>COMMERCIAL ALARM...Too many to list individually.

>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS...(Check your partner's keys! :3)

>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING..10, 30, 15, FUCK IT. ALL OVER THE CITY. JUST FIGHTING GROUPS OF NOGS.

>Jigaboo Central Time

>please clap

>fags boyfriend beating him up

>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided

>actives shoter

>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.

>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard

>Trash can fires

>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets

>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter

>MISSING 50 y/o 5' 5" 150 lb. female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...

>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")

>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot

>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!

>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS

>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off

>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.

>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church

>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks

>*nog screaming in background* YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP OUT THERE?

>*DISPATCH LAUGHING* DRUNK MALE HISPANIC BOTHERING FOLKS FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A FORTY

>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED

>RAMPAGING WHEELCHAIR CRIPPLE SCRATCHED A BITCHES CAR

>SPIC GOT SHOT THREE TIMES...RECEIVING TREATMENT.

>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN

>FIGHTING AT THE REHAB CENTER...Wait, do we respond to that? I thought the Sherriff handled that?
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friend that lives in gold coast texted me this and said he witnessed the shooting.

http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/man-shot-multiple-times-near-clark-and-division/

i wonder what he'll tell me about it tomorrow when i see him.
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Guys I missed the last episode, did they ever find out who had the keys?
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Has it begun you guys?
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>>79250301
He dindu nuffin!
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>young male whites chasing male blames with dogs

HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING WHITE UPRISING TONIGHT
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>>79250332
Is that CeeLo Green?
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it sounds like yo key be stickin
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>>79250214
>>79250416
CONTINUED...

>ROBERT Is riding with FD...there's a fire in an alley.

>FOOT PERSUIT!!

>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED

>BLACK MALE BLACK SHIRT THREATENED ASSAULT

>15 GANG MEMBERS IN CARS THROWING BOTTLES AT CARS SHOUTING "COBRA LOVE".

>Two black males tried to break into a vehicle

>KID BATTERED BY MOTHER, LOCKED IN BATHROOM WITH ONE YEAR OLD

>GANGBANGERS FROM EARLIER SMASHED OUT AN OLD LADY'S WINDOWS!!

>"822 Robert, I just got a ticket that says they no longer need you"..."Story of my life."

>Multiple drinkers and gamblers, Around a white caddie, male and female...some are underage.

>Multiple homeless setting up a tent city flash mob! "They're aaaaall inside for the night!" :DDD

>20 ARGUING Gang bangers!


What a goddamn city.
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>>79250314
I was thinking, we need to get one with the rules for drinking on the side. Got an idea for german font?
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>>79250314
HARD DRUGS
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Is the dog all right I have to know?
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>ANONYMOUS
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On zone 6:

735 Robert NEVER answers his calls

>735 Robert
>...
>7 3 5 Robert
>...
>seven, three, five, Robert
>...
>SEVEN THREE FIVE ROBERT I CAN SEE YOU ON THE CAMERA
>...Yeah what's up
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Who /Michigander/ here?
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>>79250429

I heard he was turning his life around
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post your best roberts
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>arguing nigs in the gym
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This city needs a guardian
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WHICH /POL/ACK MADE THE FAKE CALL
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>>79250528

what the fuck kind of cartoon cop car is that?
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ALL NIGGERS

Except for based dudes chasing down niggers with a dog
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>>79250528
Wolverine reporting in
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>>79250456
All the fonts like that are pretty much unreadable, that's why I always do my bingos with really simple, plain fonts. we could have an auxiliary add-on drinking game to the bingo, I like the list you started
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>>79250543
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>>79250528

Here. North of Detroit
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>>79250495
Probably terrified of Robert
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>>79250528
southwest militia, Reporting
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second night I've "tuned in" does this happen every night?
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>>79250604
muh nigga

>>79250582
The best

>>79250624
muh nigga
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>>79250427
Run run run run
Run run run run

You better get alllll in tonight
Keep your violent tendencies deep inside
If you try to rob a store tonight then our dogs will a bite

YOU BETTER RUN
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"A WHITE......colored honda was involved"
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>>79250545
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>>79250660
muh local nigga
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>might have been helpful in the biggining

>battery in progress
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>>79250528
U.P. Fag here
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Wtf woman crying in background on zone 6
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>Yet another woman getting her ass beat by a nog in the street.

>...nothing further.
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>>79250528
Here, north of Saganigger
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>>79250661
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>>79250495
ahahaha
the absolute
M A D R O B E R T
>>79250572
no doubt the same one that called the black helicopter over roosevelt and holman
CPD/911 needs to just ignore all calls from "Anonymous" desu.
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>>79250543
Robert
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ok what did the black male teen do this time?
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>>79250564
You could say they need the blackwatch
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>>79250214
I went to Loyola Chicago and I got shot at during a Drive By Shooting in front of what was then "Sam's Chicken and Ribs." Bullets just missed my shoulder and jaw. CPD are based, but they never called me back about it, considering i was the only key witness. I was drunk though...
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>>79250743
>>79250757
muh niggas
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>>79250693
he said "light colored"
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>>79250750

No big deal
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Abnormally large number of Michigan people here.
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>>79250707
kalamazoo baby

in the cage with the niggers
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POST UNIQUE HAPPENINGS.

I'm off to get food. I'll be back to add them to the list.
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>>79250743
where in U.P.?
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>>79250778
He din do nuffin, on his way to church, turnin he life aroun n shit
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Gregory A Oneal
720 ILCS 5/12-3.2(a)(2) DOMESTIC BTRY/PHYSICAL CONTACT
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>>79250778
nuffin
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>>79250835

not surprising given the time zone and thread content.
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>>79250837
I'm about an hour south ;_;7
stay safe m8
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>>79250543
>When I decided, on a whim, to take the Ghosts and Gravestones of Key West Tour late on my last evening in town, I expected a good scare. The curse? I wasn't ready for that.
There is a cursed creepy ass doll in Key West called Robert

http://www.northjersey.com/travel/schensul-if-you-go-to-key-west-fla-beware-of-robert-the-doll-1.670857?page=all
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>>79250783
it's niggers, not mutants
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Is there any way we can help to cleanse this city?
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>>79250778
nuffin obviously
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>>79250861
Marquette
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>>79250925
glass it
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>>79250911

Praise Robert, Officer of Kek
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>>79250883
I bet FUCKING WHITE MALES did this.
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>>79250835
It's to distract us from the fact that we have Detroit, Flint and Saginaw
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>>79250925
kill non-whites
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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>>79250925
Let them cleanse themselves.
The only solution is to throw more guns so they overcome the birth rate.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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>female screaming for help

>getting no further

>zone 13 happy birthday lol what the fuck
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADINA!!!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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OH SHIT ROBERT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Robert L Smith
720 ILCS 5/16-25(a)(8) RET THEFT/LES RTN PROP/
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FEMALE SCREAMING FOR HELP

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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happy birthday!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEDINA
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Happy Birthday Robert!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDA
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>>79250892

You would think there would be Chicago people here. But by the sound of the scanner, I guess they're all out pillaging.
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>>79250925
wall it off and declare it a free fire zone

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GLORIOUS MOTHERFUCKER
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>>79250925
Meme Robert into doing your will, anon.

May Kek be with you
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ZONE 13
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Happy birthday MEDINA!!!
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>HAPPYBIRTHDAY
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
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anyone hear the birthday announcement by officer cuck?
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Happy Birthday Tina!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY :)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEDINA
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>>79250796
Are you serious? Was this like late at night or something?
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Happy birthday!
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Happy birthdays make the FCC sad.
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Happy birthday Ida
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Happy birthday Madina!!! <3 <3
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>>79251024
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>>79250911
>911
hold me
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Happy Birthday
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Happy birthday, Officer Medina. Robert.
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>>79250214
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADINA
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

-love,
Robert
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>>79250961
Curtis reporting in!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE DRINKS.
SO MUCH FUCKING SASS.
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>>79250572
Was the whites chasing blacks with dogs a fake call?
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>>79250350
YEs fucking YES

Chitown NEEDS Maniac Cop for presdident!!
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>>79251042
everyone in chicago is either a nigger or a liberal
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>loud music keeping up neighbors

I fucking hate that
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happy birthday medina. Fix the god damn loud music
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>>79251106
>Kirk van Houten

kek first time I spotted that
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>>79251137
Bday drink
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>wha.....

>disabled neighbor broken into garage
>shots fired in a liquor store
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>get to know your dispatch

Loud Black Chick

Stern White Chick

Snarky Latino Chick

Vaguely Gay Male (previously rare)
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found this

http://www.insecam.org/cam/bycity/Chicago/

65 webcams from Chicago

maybe we can figure out something?
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FUNKY COLD MEDINA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OP5EnaaYjQ
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>>79251170
People who call police for loud music or do you hate loud music
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>>79251155
Or inside posting on /chicagollapse general/
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Happy BIRTHDAY, Funky cold MEDINA
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>>79251155
Chicagofag here. Police only go to bad neighborhoods which are 99.9999999% niggers.

White Chicago is glorious
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>>79251230

people with no sense of regard for the space or needs of other people.

turn your fucking music down after 9.

so will I.

everyone wins.
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First started listening to police scanners about 30 years ago (before broadcastify and the internet).

Tune into Detroit. The first call I hear...

... woman walking down the street. some random dude picks up a brick and starts beating her with it.

... instant scanner junkie.
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drink
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>>79251148
seems so
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Anyone else have any good background music they listen to with the scanner?

Been listening to this along with it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AWIqXzvX-U
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>>79251278

This is 100% bullshit.
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>>79251230
Imagine trying to sleep but there's niggerish music blasting about moop da do di daa dat tum muh dick muhfugga bix nood.
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Medina

https://cpdb.co/officer/yesenia-medina/4856
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U H A U L
H
A
U
L
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>>79251219
New soundtrack - HAPPY BDAY
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(((WHISTLING)))
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Whistle
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>>79250416
>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.

"Go home, Dave. I'm not gonna tell you again."
"Thanks Robert"

>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets

Stay the course.
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FALLING BOMBS SOUND...
NUKES INCOMING...
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>>79251155
Chicago here
>Not nigger or liberal or both
>FeelsGoodMan
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>>79251215
Oh this should be good.
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>>79250911
>911
Praise robert kek
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>>79251339
Good thing you faggots who know nothing about the city make claims.

Fuck off to your cornfield. If only you could afford to live in the paradise that is white Chicago.
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CAR CHASE
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>>79251215
I cant find many in the south side, thats where all tue action is
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Male in BLACK prius

SPEEDING AND DRIVING RECKLESSLY
IN A FUCKING PRIUS
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>>79251424
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male black in Prius

STOLEN
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Turn that damn music off people have to work in the morning
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>whistling

>black Prius road rage
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>>79251300
Oh man we should consider Detroit in the future. Thoughts OP of these threads?
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>>79251458

I lived in your Lincoln Park in 2008.

Your whole city is shit.

I live in the woods on 5 acres in the Pacific Northwest now.

Have fun getting mugged.
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>>79251356
oh shit. Juicy.
Building a matrix around robert.
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>>79251215
This thread gets comfier and comfier, suspicious looking cone http://www.insecam.org/en/view/266760/
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Here's a hypothetical for you guys

Chicago inevitably collapses because Chicago

It's declared a disaster zone and they offer you the chance to be part of the 10 man going into the city

chicagos been sealed of for weeks
Would you do it? And if so what would the city look like?
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>>79251458
We don't have cornfields by the beaches of Orange County. Almost no niggers too. Feels good bruh
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>>79250416
>NOG TRIED TO DRAG A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN
WE CHUD NOW
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>>79251078
Yeah man. I lived right on Winthrop. I really wish I got shot in the leg or something. That was still technically College property. I would have totally passed the rest of my classes and would have been able to give a damn speech about how rad our 2nd Amendment is. This was in 2011. The year I graduated.
Are you a Rambler?

I used to drop pills at that crack-ass meth clinic. They were placebo pills too.
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>>79251546
Concealed. Carry.
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hi robert
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>>79251546
You're obviously a bumpkin farm boy who can't handle city living.

Have fun driving 30 miles to the nearest anything, gas slave.
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>>79251300

It's a good way to see reality outside of peaceful white areas, really.

Listening to it all in real time is far more tangible than reading the odd story on paper.
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>yelling nogs on radio
kek
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>>79251573

Detroit now is Chicago in 10 years.

Once all the hipster idiots realize that there is literally nothing there they will leave.
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>>79251513

Maybe a nightly rotating thread. One night Chicago, another Detroit, another LA.

And we'd have to include Atlanta. I just know it would be crazy down there.
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>>79251573
Detroit if not worse.
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>>79251575
>California

Don't even. Your state is more hated than anything in the states.
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>>79251458
>actually in a cornfield right now feels /comfy/
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>>79251485
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>>79251572
HOW MANY CHILDREN HAVE TO DIE BEFORE WE BAN ASSAULT CONES?
NO ONE SHOULD HAVE A CONE THAT BIG, IT WOULD ONLY BE USED FOR BABBYKILLING.
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>>79251604

Have fun pulling out your cute little gun when you are getting curb stomped by 13 dudes.

Have you noticed that muggers don't travel alone?
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>>79251458
i visit chicago all the time, and "white chicago" is actually (((White Chicago)))

sounds like you fit in nicely though
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>>79251675
Kek
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>>79251573
not much different than it is now i assume
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>>79251675
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>>79251356
Based Robert Loblanco
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That's a negative~ <3
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>>79251572
>orange cones
conglomerate detected!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYl68KipxeM
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>>79251665
Ok. I'm still comfy with my beach and white women. Hate on nigger neighbor.
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>>79251651
The question is if there were no police and it was just you and nine other guys would you dare to venture there?
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>>79251691
Bro niggers scramble once the shots go off wtf are you talking about.
>>
attempting to speech-to-text some of this via audio out > external soundcard > shitton of filters, EQs, etc > onboard soundcard > speech-to-text app

god this is going to suck
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>>79251278
lol no
>>79251339 is right. police want nothing to do with the south or west side
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>>79251458
White Chicago is suburbs that are not Chicago. It's like confusing Detroit with Grosse Pointe.
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>>79251635
>literally nothing there
>top 5 tourist city
>top 5 tech city
>5+ sports teams

You kids who never leave your basement are hysterical
>>
Armando in rival gang territory
>>
OH SHIT, ARMANDO IN RIVAL GANG TERRITORY
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ARMANDO NOOOOO
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>stuck rival gang territory

Behind enemy lines!
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Armando's in rival gang territory!
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Jumped out of the car in rival gang territory? MAD MAN!
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>>79251691
That's why you pull it before you get curb stomped
It's called being situationally aware
>>
armando jumped out car while she was driving, scared for him rival gang territory
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>>79251756
Lel fuck no, it would be like H1Z1 out there
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>in rival gang territory
OH SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERMONDO
>>
Oh shit Armando just jumped out of the car in rival gang territory.
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>boyfriend jumped into crips territory during an argument

wow, she must be a mad bitch
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>>79251635
Chicago is the city version of too big to fail, unless these goons don't balance the Illinois budget soon and force the city to file for bankruptcy
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>jumped outta the car
>in rival gang territory

this is some gta shit
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>>79251651

Far worse because Detroit is nearly depopulated.

Though we still have lots of people living there, the city is HUGE, so there's a much lower population density.
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>>79251666
checked satan
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>>79251798
>>79251792
>>79251786
>>79251784
>>79251811
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>Rival gang territory
someone is going to die tonight.
>>
R.I.P. in peace Armando
>>
RIVAL GANGS
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>Someone got a magic mushroom
>>
Who the fuck is playing space invaders???
>>
mothafucka is playing pinball hahahaha
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>>79251895
kek
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>>79251513
Detroit's nigs are mainly just annoying and all chest thumping, which is what you can expect when normies could be legally packing heat.

Chicago is a gun free zone, illegal carry rules the streets, and every single nig is an enemy combatant.
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>in rival gang territory
>in car with girlfriend
>would rather be in rival gang territory than be in car with girlfriend
Kek
>>
SHOTS FIRED, PICK YOUR POISON
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>>79251840
literally the start of San Andreas
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Did he just lose on space pinball?
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>>79251772
>>79251704
>I_dont_know_chicago.jpeg

Speculation by retards. Jesus how do any of you fuckers stay alive.
>>
>>79251906

cop sirens in the US sound like fucking alien rays.
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>>79250431
they're probably mexicans, rival gangs perhaps.
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RUN!
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>>79250214
>>79250214
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>>79251884
http://heyjackass.com
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>>79251744
This is a joke or like a prank right?
>>
>>79251931
That was clearly a mushroom power up
>>
>>79251931
Galaga actually
>>
>>79251918
>illegal carry rules the streets
So much this.
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>>79251340
I've had nigger neighbors before, they are the fucking worst.

I had to move to a flyover state just to be away from niggers.
>>
>Someone set their fucking garage on fire
>>
>concerned citizen

>garage is on fire
>>
Who's this Robert guy?
>>
>>79251940
gotta find one. but this guy was right.
>>79251910
its pinball for windows.
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>screaming nigger in the background of dispatch
>>
WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT
>>
>Garage on fire

>Incoherent screaming in background, "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH"

Toppest of keks
>>
new rivals
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>>79251918
it's not 100% gun free zone, you can still concealed carry it's just fucking hard to get a permit.
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>>79252019
>methlab
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>>79251840
Lost his mind
>>
>>79252026

>doesn't know who Robert is
>>
dat Mexican
>>
Reminder to never go near Malcom X College
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>>79252026
The Miami Mutilator
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>>79251948
Rip in peace you solid lad
>>
Don't sweat Armando, we're sending our best Robert
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>>79252034
>>79252026
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>>79252026
chicago pd code for every time an arrest is made.
>>
aggressive bums
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>>79251297

Don't be an ass.

My neighbor constantly calls the cops on me for being too loud on the deck when I have parties. They say false shit like "they are service little children alcohol"

So the cops come in, find nothing but a reasonable party, and leave.

Meanwhile my neighbor hosts sex offenders (as in child rapists) and drug addicts with arrest warrants in a nice neighborhood.

He is mad at me because he thought I called the police for keeping a nonworking vehicle on the street. Now it's his mission to be a passive aggressive bitch.
>>
>>79252034
He is the gatekeeper to kek.
When you meet robert, you will meet the frog god after.
>>
>someone set there garage on fire
Propably a meth lab

>they said theyed kill her if she didn't run

HOLY SHIT ITS THE WHITE GUYS WITH THE DOGS FROM EARLIER THERE HUNTING NIGS
>>
>>79251935
How do you keep them out if it's the same municipality? When you have a different municipal government, you can post cars at the border and monitor whoever crosses who obviously has no business in your burg. If it's the same city then surely people can just stroll into your shtetl?
>>
shots fired drink.
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why do they keep mentioning robert? is he some criminal on the run they are trying to catch atm?
>>
>shots fired

drink
>>
4 WHITES WITH DOG CHASING 2 BLACKS WAS AN OBVIOUS PRANK CALL YOU PLEBS

RIP ARMANDO & HARAMBE
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>>79252042
>mfw I live in AZ where you can open carry and conceal carry without a permit
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fresh meat
>>
>>79252034
It's "Officer" Robert, Kek's Chief Deputy
>>
/fit/ detected

http://www.insecam.org/en/view/243632/
>>
>>79251986

That was totally space pinball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjahf8b1Itc
>>
ROBBERY
>>
>>79252163
The race war continues
>>
I GOT NO FURTHER (audible sigh)
>>
>>79252122
That's a lot of arrests. The fuck is wrong with Chicago
>>
>>79252149

Move to a better neighborhood.

Don't have parties late at night.

I am not the ass, you are. Have some respect for other people.
>>
>>79252192
So jealous...
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>>79250619
Readable Kraut Font.
>>
Large group gambling?
>>
>>79252247
>The fuck is wrong with Chicago
really?
>>
>>79252173
They're singing robert's praises.
>>79252247
Well, when the literal frog god of chaos takes up residence in your town, you can tell me.
>>
Gambling bust!
>>
>>79251458
I went to SAIC. Courtesy of the L, all Chicago is Nigger Chicago.
>>
>>79252169
Nice neighborhoods have patrols everywhere. Niggers can't afford cars to get there. Jewboy Rahm actually does a nice job keeping up the good parts. The rich downtown area and north area all have low crime rates for a big city. All of the crime is located in the West parts and south parts of the city.

Should niggers ever start migrating downtown, then we have a problem. But they can't afford the rent or housing prices when a 800sqft one bed is minimum 1500+ a month.
>>
>>79252149
Wow, you sound black, and your neighbor sounds like the Frtizl/DuTroux kind of Jew. Your neighborhood is like a nightmarish zoo of worst case scenario stereotypes.
>>
>187

1st moida?
>>
187!
>>
>>79252345
so robert is a cop or a dispatcher?
>>
SHOTS ON
SHOTS ON
SHOTS ON
SHOTS ON
SHOTS ON
SHOTS ON
SHOTS FIRED
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>>79252192

Michigan has a decent system. Simple to get if you're a law abiding citizen; almost impossible if you're a crook.

So, as soon as you flash your CPL, the cops know you're a white hat and things just go along smoothly.

(not to mention the michigan law that says in the event of a carjacking or home invasion you can shoot first and the cops have to automatically assume it was justified)
>>
>>79252206
>that fat wook in green
>>
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Officer Roberts, reporting for duty!
>>
> Copland just started on HBO
> Chiraq goin up, on a winsday
> Bow to Robert
>>
fuck i cant drink anymore

im gonna fucking puke
>>
187 - FINISH YOUR DRINK
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>>79252379
Oh, robert is a dispatcher alright.
He dispatches all in the name of kek.
>>
>>79252358
Let me guess, you took the red or green line? The transit systems that come from both of the largest nigger populations in the city.
>>
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>>79252379
Robert Cop
>>
>>79252414
Peaceful Chicago nights and good fortune will come to you only if you post "get 'em Robert" in this thread
>>
>>79252440
You're a fool to attempt to actually drink to this shit, you're gonna die before you even make the pilgrimmage to megga.
>>
I'm gonna have to switch to beer
>>
>>79252379
He's the officer everyone calls for when they need help dealing with nogs. Robert "One Man Klan" Cop.
>>
Robert = R
R = Recieved
>>
>>79252440
I've been cutting mine with a lot of coke. I could be drunker. Just remember to drink water between each new glass of booze.
>>
>>79252555
>>79252555
>>79252555
>>79252555

new bread
>>
(19) shots fired? Are the police being shot at?
>>
>>79252378
>>79252377
>>79252456
They don't use California codes in Illinois....
>>
>yelling on dispatches background again
>>
>>79252555
>>79252555
>>79252555
>>
>>79252192
>and send your nigs to the heatbox
>>
>>79252358
>SAIC
how was ur degree in theraputic basket weaving.
>>
>>79252360
But there are reports of flash mobs in nice neighbirhoods, not constantly, but notable because they affected tourists. You sound like those Mexicans that try to explain away cartel violence as somehow containable. It's containable in hindsight and with the cooperation of luck, like a tornado is containable.
>>
UH OH,ARMANDO!
>>
>>79252579
>>79252562
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm


they just said 187
>>
>>79252562
Robert is part of their unit number
>>
ARMANDO. THAT'S THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN SINCE WEST SIDE STORY.
>>
>>79252647
Please point me to a major (keyword major, not some city with population 100,000) city that has no crime anywhere, at any time.

I'll wait.

You kid all listen to any scanner in a major city and you'll hear similar shit.
>>
>>79252198
>off time meat sold from the back of a 1984 Ford Econoline 2 blocks from Fairway
>>
>>79252561
so like ben garrison?
>>
>>79252684
On your list of Illinois radio codes, 187 isn't listed anywhere....
>>
ANONYMOSSE
>>
>>79251981
No, not at all. There are dozens of these kooks on YouTube, about 99% women. Just search "gangstalking" in the search bar. All these insane cat ladies think they're being stalked by people doing their jobs, like delivering packages.
>>
Nice open mic faggot
>>
Pedo alert
>>
>>79250214
Oh fuck ya, these are back.
>>
>>79252779
You're talking like this.
And you're Chicago.
It's like if Chairman Mao demanded to know an example of a government that never lied.
>>
>>79250528
dear god is that a real cop car or from a comedy movie? wtf am i seein
>>
>>79252779
literally no other major city scanners sound like this
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>>79253177
He's literally Rahmler.
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>>79252888
Upon closer inspection I see that's true, I swear I heard him say it though.

Why did they just stop at 186?
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>>79253426
Could just be slang, the officers might not use the "proper" codes 100% of the time, especially in extreme situations. 187 is the California Penal Code section for murder, often used as slang throughout the nation for murder thanks to west coast hip-hop/rap and Hollywood.
>>
>>79250214
Niggers gonna night friendo
See >>79251229
>>
>>79250214

Stop playing that loud jungle music!
>>
BATTERY
>>
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>>79252149
Sounds like both of you should be executed.

I finally bought a nice house in a nice white suburb, and half the time it's as bad as it was in the dorms in college:

>fucking power tools at like 10 at night
>neighborhood dogs always biting other people, shitting in others' yards, barking all fucking day and night
>people just walking through your yard because "it's shorter"
>fucking faggots pouring out of the neighborhood bars at close, smashing glasses, pissing in the street
>niggertunez blasting out of open car windows at 4 in the morning
>sometimes from a car just fucking parked on the street
>just sitting blasting niggerjamz at a jaw-cracking volume

I haven't called the cops in years, largely because the faggots do nothing. I usually try to handle it myself anyway, politely, and get treated like fucking Pol Pot in return. So, I close on the sale of my house in 30 days. Between now and then, the following will happen:

>3 dogs will be poisoned
>bricks/cinder blocks will be hurled through the windows of 4 problem homes or businesses
>7 cars will have all their tires slashed (I've already gotten 4 of them, actually)
>1 car will be torched
>1 motorcycle will be torched
>the owner of that motorcycle will be beaten with a lug wrench
>the fucking cunt that lives behind me will have her prostitution arrest mugshot and full criminal record published on all our community bulletin boards and mailed to more than 2 dozen homes (I'm halfway through this already)

Honestly, the revenge scheme makes the bullshit almost worth it. The careful plotting and training. I'm in the best shape of my life because of this.
>>
>>79254440
wow nice

also ROBBERY
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>>79254440
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>>79253426
That's call codes for the city police. There are other statute codes that are used out of other city and county offices and if those are said it can also mean the dispatch will automatically call in that office.
>>
>>79254440
>The slow knife penetrates the shield

lol but won't people put 2+2 together when a string of terror attacks coincides with your leaving?
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