Chicago Police Scanner Thread #3
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http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
http://youarelistening.to/chicago (Feed + Ambient Music)
>Nig on Nig action
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
>check yo keys
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Zone-10 (local anon's beat)
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1
donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
Robert
onest
Check yo keys
robert
>>79247003
>Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
They're in the school!
SOUTH BOUND THROUGH THE SCHOOL
Foot chase just west of Wicker Park, fucking awesome.
Dis good.
WE GOT OURSELVES A RUNNER
running southbound through the school
RUN ROBERT RUN
>>79247003
FIRST FOR LADY ROSA BATSHIT CRAZY
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS
>Jigaboo Central Time
>please clap
>fags boyfriend beating him up
>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided
>actives shoter
>gang mob of ten people fighting in apartment
>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.
>30 males fighting in the street no weapons
>SHOTS FIRED. NO SHIT, ALL NIGHT. JUST FUCKING SHOOTING. TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST.
>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard
>Trash can fires
>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets
>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter
>MISSING 50 y/o 5' 5" 150 lb. female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...
>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")
>COMMERCIAL ALARM
>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot
>Domestic Battery...TOO MANY TO LIST.
>Check your partner's keys! :3
>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!
>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS
>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off
>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.
>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church
>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks
>*nog screaming in background* YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP OUT THERE?
>*DISPATCH LAUGHING* DRUNK MALE HISPANIC BOTHERING FOLKS FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A FORTY
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>RAMPAGING WHEELCHAIR CRIPPLE SCRATCHED A BITCHES CAR
>Teens fighting in the alleys some of them bloody...Throwing bricks and glass bottles
>SPIC GOT SHOT THREE TIMES...RECEIVING TREATMENT.
>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN
>FIGHTING AT THE REHAB CENTER...Wait, do we respond to that? I thought the Sherriff handled that?
comfy ass winsday
New thread - DRINK
>>79247003
better run boy
"in the rear"
kek of the evening
Can we add a rule that In an event of a police chase we finish our drink?
Captcha wants me to verify that I'm not a Robert
>>79247174
CONTINUED...
>ROBERT Is riding with FD...there's a fire in an alley.
>FOOT PERSUIT!!
What a fucking city...
3 IN CUSTODY
>>79247174
Eating pizza.. niggers killing each other and or going to jail.
KEK
>>79247210
Agreed
I FUCKING LOVE THIS CITY
>>79247174
>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN
RUN NIGGER RUN
>>79247118
Lol I applaud your enthusiasm, anon
This is the best part of the internet.
Who is Robert? Is he a pretty cool guy?
>>79247178
>drink every time shots fired and new thread
Checking in. Making some popcorn now, going to be a good night from the sound of it
>>79247353
no one knows, but Robert knows us all.
>chicago is a gun free city
always rekts my sides
>>79247361
>shots fired
>drink
>die
>>79247353
Angel of Kek
>the perps ran through a school
>it was probably the first time they had ever been in one
>>79247361
>Anon how many beers have you had?
>Eleventy two
I love you guys
How long have these threads been this popular?
>kill me kill me
>>79247445
I started last night, best waste of time ever
>>79247441
>>79247445
3rd night tonight.
Don't pleddit the place up
>>79247383
That Absolute Mad Man Robert is fucking at it again.
Get comfy brostepher
>>79247445
>Check yo keys Robert
>>79247441
More than they got shots in Chiraq - All of them!
"vin" = V.I.N. = Vehicle Identificatin Number
>>79247548
we wont
>>79247443
I love you
>>79247385
>no one knows, but Robert knows us all.
https://www.quora.com/What-do-Robert-and-Charlie-mean-when-spoken-on-a-police-scanner
Police phonetic for the letter R, apparently
I don't understand, these are all gun free zones. Why are they using guns?
>>79247587
no shit
I made this for you all
>>79247296
NOT ON MY WATCH, BRENDAN
UHAUL TRUCK!
hey /pol/ check these keys
> landrover is hot!!
>vehicle hijacking
Jesus I started listening
/chicago/ natives check in here
I hope we get to hear radio chatter about the Legendary Tin Man
https://youtu.be/vkQShbhaVGA
>>79247624
>I don't understand, these are all gun free zones. Why are they using guns?
Really makes you think.
>>79247614
don't be a fag
>>79247624
You didn't expect criminals to obey the law, did you?
> still not home yet.
>>79247651
This looks promising
>>79247651
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
>>79247651
this is fucking great
>>79247631
CPD doesn't use this
10-4 acknowledged 2 person car
10-99(99) acknowledged 1 person car
10-1 officer in trouble
>>79247752
God speed aussie
Has the anon who plans on living in a sleeping bag in Chicago for 'life experience' posted again? Absolute madman, no idea where he even got the money
>>79247661
Fuckin Robert
>>79247651
We already have a BINGO
>>79247651
kek robert.
>>79247801
He's fucking dead already
>>79247833
Go for blackout
>>79247833
but this one is better formatted
Midnight SOON
handy infographix 1/2
Almost in time
BLACK MAN ASSAULTS WOMEN
black.
male.
every.
fucking.
time.
grey pants, threatened to beat her up
>Tfw I cant wait for the day when the Fbi asks me what I need a scanner app for
>A LITERAL BLACK MALE!!!
shouting "cobra love"?
Weirdest shit you guys heard so far on these watches?
I'd have to say night in red panties scaring kids at 4am and Louise Johnson getting his dick blown off last night.
>>79247631
This must not be the sheet from Oakland CA. I don't see a 10 code for "me and 29 of my friends fucked the under aged prostitute"
>>79248045
hello white friend
>>79248054
the only time you hear 'white' is when they are describing a vehicle colour
15 gang members attacking vehicles lol. What did dispatcher say they were yelling?
>>79247871
No I'm not my flight is in a few days I've already looked on google street view sat the worst neighbourhoods and have already started packing my family pretty pissed that I did this just to make /pol/ happy but I should without delay be leaving monday(Aus)
>15 gangs members
>shouting COBRA LUV
>throwing bottles
Black male = Drink 1
COBRA LOVE?
15 GANG MEMBERS THROWING SHIT AT CARS
13 Gang members chucking bottles at cars?
hahahaahhaa
Sounds like the Maoris here.
>>79248119
Did i miss anything big so far?
Im hearing pants...
>>79248127
and also pants
COBRA LUV
>Female blacks.
Taking another shot Robert.
>>79248201
3 shots to chest earlier
>>79247862
Lieutenant Robert Kek
COBRA LOVE
I'm like 25 minutes from Chicago and I'm going closer tomorrow for work. Why is this thread happening? Do I need to bring my AK?
For you guys outside of Chicago, earlier today #GDsBreakTheInternet was trending on twitter, gd being the gang Gangsta Disciples.
Just a fun fact.
MALE.
WHITE.
RACIST NAZI KKK REPUBLICANS BTFO
Hope this is useful
Chicago Police Department - Illinois Uniform Crime Reporting (IUCR) Codes | City of Chicago | Data Portal
https://data.cityofchicago.org/widgets/c7ck-438e
Is anyone using the zone 6,7,8 feeds?
>>79248081
Heh that reminds me I had the scanner on my phone going while I was parked in a Mcdonalds parking lot eating and a cop was walking into the Mcdonalds gave me a weird look when he heard the scanner.
>>79248099
Hhahaha gangster as fuck.
>>79248299
They're breaking Chicago tonight.
WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT?
>>79248170
Fixed misaligned "automobile accident"
Please tell me if I have any spelling issues or if I messed something up. If you need me to add anything or add to the rules, tell me.
Also, I figured 1488x1000 should be good for resolution.
Cobra Luv
Gangbangers vs Windows
Microsoft is going down, mayne
>>79248378
I am the law
>>79248081
Decided to look up scanner apps and almost all of them had screenshots of their Chicago police scanner. Praise Kek.
>>79248378
Possibly a new hero of /pol/... Moon Man Tier
We need a pic to idolize tho
>>79248422
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
it's in the OP post, senpai.
>>79248378
Robert is love, robert is life.
>>79248416
Holy shit
fuck this thread. you guys don't know Chicago, every big city in America has niggers and has police handling calls every week night and 3x on weekends. quit picking on us you lousy jerks.
>>79248416
Johnny 5 actually looks normal in that image while Robocop and T-1000/ C3Po looks different.
>>79248474
Robert is unphotographable.
Undrawable.
Who has a good cards against humanity link? put it in the op
kinda boring tonight guys.
>>79248416
>We need a pic to idolize tho
>think we found it
>>79248511
Cobra love, homie
>>79248511
nig detected
WHAT'S UP WITH HIS KEYS?
>>79248519
dont draw our prophet
>everyone loves robert
>>79248511
Cobra luv fo lyfe
>>79248583
PBUH Robert Cop
Male.... WHITE??
>>79248513
Thats optical prime.
>>79247003
ah one of these threads again.
now applying cheap whiskey. Standing by.
I just ad a crazy idea what if ROBERT the right wing death squad leader is a cop and is listening to the same broadcast we are that's how he stays one step ahead!
>listening to Chicago zone 6
Only one person actually has a Chicago accent
Where have all the accents gone?
>CHECK YO KEYS
1423 ROBERT
43 ROBERT
WHO IS THIS MADMAN?
>male white harassing people in the street
Telling nigs to get off his property obviously
>>79248554
You missed the pregame. See:
>>79247174
>>79247236
It's not even midnight yet.
Stay tuned.
>>79248554
its not even 12 yet(Chicago time)
>>79248511
Oh hi Tyrone, rape any white women tonight?
>>79248054
YOURE A FUCKING BLACK MALE!
>>79248279
Because every single night niggers get wild
so these are literal keys right?
>>79248554
Just wait for the weekend
>>79247871
>>79247801
No I'm still alive, I fly out on the 2nd of July
>>79248132
This poster is a fraud, I leave on the 2nd which is Saturday not Monday
>>79248731
Does it get worse after midnight?
Check for keys Robert!
>>79248692
MUST BE A CODE-WORD.
ROBERT, you can't be serious?
>>79248663
We are on a 4th of Julyteenth celebration count down.
The weekend is going to be like fucking Mad Max with niggers
>>79248511
nothing more disgusting than trying to intellectualize being a nigger
>>79248785
ya for sure the weekend will be good
also
>YOU GUYS ARE TALKING REALLLLY LOW
>>79248779
Phew, so it's just business as usual then?
>>79248820
Yes.
>>79248820
Bars close at 2am
>>79248132
fake, the real Ausbro was leaving in time to be there on the 4th
>battered by the childs mother
Why do they keep saying robert tho?
it's romeo if it's supposed to be phoenetic
BATTERY IN PROGRESS
robert
>>79248820
WE DRANKIN!
Kid beaten by his mother, hiding in the bathroom
Holy shit it's getting good
GET THE FUCK OVER THERE ROBERT
>>79248842
it is.
>DADDY BATTERED BY CHILDS MOTHER, LOCKED IN BATHROOM WITH ONE YEAR OLD
>GANGBANGERS FROM EARLIER SMASHED OUT AN OLD LADY'S WINDOWS!!
>>79248925
robert is their way of saying roger
>>79248048
BAN ASSAULT WOMENS
Just came on shift for midnight
>>79248953
#NotAllSingleMothers
>>79248925
NATO phonetic is romeo
>>79248811
Sorry for impersonating you I thought for sure you were bluffing and felt like having some fun
>>79248668
usually, but the unter-activity is currently at orange, thus he is busy responding to multiple 1488s in the area
Can't listen tonight boys
What have I missed?
Haha robert stole a cell phone.
>>79248991
#BANHIGHCAPACITYASSAULTWOMEN
I don't like the way one of the dispatchers addressed Robert, regarding the lady who had her windows smashed out by the gang
>>79248783
i think keys to a stolen vehicle
>>79248569
>>79248576
>>79248621
>>79248742
we want the same things as everyone else in this country: life, liberty and pursuit. that's the dream for everyone. get some fucking lives, we have enough dumb police as it is.
>>79249028
Mostly Robert
WEW LADS
LOOK AT DEES NIGGAS I SAW ON THE WAY HOME FROM WORK
>DUCT TAPE DAT BITCH ASS AIR BAG DOO
>locked in bathroom with 1-year-old daughter
Someone's getting raped to death tonight.
>>79248820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG537-jwKl4
Fixed double car theft, changed one for homicide.
>>79249028
Based robert
Robert = Roger
Check your keys = some asshole is holding down talkie button by accident
Did he say Chris Chan?
Did he just say CHRIS CHAN?
>>79249070
well ive heard plenty of pursuit tonight so thats true.
>>79249070
HOL' UP, IS YOU DENYING THE COBRA LUV????
Listen to this instead
>>79249132
robert does not mean roger
Check dem keys nigga
>"822 Robert, I just got a ticket that says they no longer need you"
>"Story of my life"
>>79247174
I need people to confirm because I wholeheartedly don't believe all of this happened in a single night
>>79249158
NOT
>>79249134
sounded like.
male blac... with black hoodies.
>>79249006
Its okay mate, we are shitposters afterall. If a thread is up I will post when I'm in chiraq
>playing basketball
>>79249195
Yeah, it's true
>>79249201
ROBERT
>>79249177
Lulz. Fucking added.
When they say a number followed by robert are they stating that on that particular patrol route they have made an arrest?
>>79247631
Rollin for dindu
>>79249134
Poor guy, he got memed so hard he turned into a nigger.
Still better than a Sonic-fan tho.
Any RobertWillco being used?
>>79249195
Kek willed it
>>79249242
Shit also someone add this to the Bingo
>>79249242
The fiends.
They need a glove at 6944 Aberdeen
>>79249195
You underestimate Chiraq
>>79249298
>>79249298
i second this. Weed the lightweights out
>>79249215
You better not stay in a hotel remember your promise
In the ghetto with nothing but some food some cash and a sleeping bag
robert
>>79249195
This night just started m8. We got four more hours.
>>79249195
been here since thread 1. It has
I wish we could see all the mug shots for one night
>>79247651
Fucking saved
DUNKIN DONUTS
>>79249195
OP from the past 3 nights here.
No no, that shit all happened in one night.
Robert is as prolific as he is just.
>in the shop
>harrasing people for money
>nor robin
Wut?
>>79249000
So why are they sayinbg robert?
romeo is universal, world wide used as R
kek harassing customers for money to buy dunking droughts
>>79249195
It's so long he had to cut some of it out, actually.
>>79249132
Robert does not = Roger
Robert is a designation for either a specific job, or for a certain section of the city.
In my town, The "Alpha" "Bravo" and "Charlie" units are assigned to specific section of the city. In other cities around here, the "Robert" would be a designation of the job assignment (traffic, patrol, robbery, homicide, etc)
>people in a shopping complex bothering people for money
First it was an atm now it's a store
6552 MAPLEWOOD SOMEONE GOT SHOT
>>79249456
they are summoning Robert
Donut time!
>>79249456
fuck whatever the world does
>finally get home
>open thread
>drunk uncle
>dunkin donuts
>>79249448
AYO U GOT A DOLLA HOMIE
>>79249412
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
>>79249475
If that is from yesterday, yea, just got to the end with homeless in the bank of america, dog died, and shots fired.
>>79249456
It's the old phonetic alphabet. Adam, boy, charlie, dog, robert, etc
Domestic battery time!
chimpcongo
>>79249463
That shit happened all the time when I lived in Milwaukee. Niggers turn every place they live to shit.
you dickheads
>>79249456
they dont need NATO help, yet
Get to know your dispatch:
>loud black chick
>stern white chick
>snarky latino chick
>vaguely gay male dispatch (previously rare, full time tonight)
>>79248137
>needs more Wall
>>79249481
Used to signify shift if preceded by #
>>79249543
US uses it, we're the ones that made it so every single country on earth has to use it
>domestic battery
>complainant is hiding in the bathroom
>Three underage drinkers on a cadillac
Is all this happening in 1 city? Like I'm new to the USA how many cops does have Chicago have? There is no way they can handle all these calls
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111206011122AAR4CHP
>>79249556
>http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
BY THE WILL OF KEK
WHITE T-SHIRT
underage drinking and gambling
>>79247003
unresponsive female shot by niggers, maplewood. i presume she was white. can't they get rid of these violent niggers?
>>79249598
No it's chicongo get it right
underage drinking and gambling by a white cadillac
SHots fired, take a drink lads
Shots fired.
Drink.
>>79249412
>Roberts
>>79249481
In Chicago, Robert simply designates night cars patrolling
Example: 1132R
First two numbers mean 11th district , last two numbers mean 3rd sector, and R is Robert, meaning night car.
Shots fired
Drink
>SHOTS FIRED
>>79249648
YOU NEED TO GO BACK
>white t-shirts
>>79249549
NEED DAT BUS MONEY
Drink
Has lady rosa made an appearance tonight?
>BATSHIT
>>79249666
tell us how satan
>>79249456
>confronting the males
femnist confirmed
>>79247003
not suprosed u would lose ur mind being chicago dispatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhyXQsKUIkM
>>79249556
None of these people look remotely normal
>>79249697
oic
>>79249648
Chicago has 9000 patrolmen on the streets at any given time, compared to 2.7 million population
>>79249789
you have to be over 13 to use this website.
got a warrant boys
>1265 boiiii
>>79249654
Meet the cast
>>79249788
smashing the patriarchy, one gang banger at a time
Roger is arrest made apparently, not familiar with chicago lingo
WHITE T-SHIRT
HOLY SHIT STEREOTYPES TRUE
>>79249863
>token whites
We never should have freed the slaves. We should have just made them leave on penalty of death. Outright extermination. If the South had any sense they would have killed the slaves to make peace. We could have prevented the whole Civil War and saved millions of lives.
>>79249556
This is nice. Here are some of the highlights for those too lazy to check it out themselves.
Carolyn Henderson
720 ILCS 570/407(b)(1) MFG/DEL COCAINE/SCH/PUB HS/PK
>>79249780
gas chambers, duh
>Robert
>>79247165
I'm convinced she's a dedicated troll antagonizing CPD.
the absolute
B A T S H I T L A D Y
>>79247614
>what are memes
>>79247719
I'm always here.
I'm always on /pol/
Why would I go outside when I know kek is rampaging out there.
I'll just stay here and praise him instead.
>>79248081
Tell them it's so you can catch signals from lord kek.
>>79248511
Nice digits friend, have you heard the croak of kek?
>>79248677
Keys checked.
>>79249000
That's gay as fuck, robert.
>>79249856
These shirt should be part of the ghetto bus tour
>>79249918
dat bitches eyes
>>79249938
new bread soon.
Robert.
>tfw have to drive to Harvey tomorrow
I'm fucked
Drink:
Shots fired
White T shirt
Black male
> TOTAL OF FOUR MALE BLACKS
>>79247174
>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN
how did i miss this. Holy KEK.
>>79249694
>Top Left
Looks like the Black verson of Taxi Driver
>>79249999
you are annointed friend
>>79249654
Add this to the pasta OP
>welcome to the jungle
>bail jumper DUI
I think I've fixed it, anyone see anything wrong with it?
New thread robert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQYNkfmnHlo
Comfy as fuck
keep this alive forever please
>>79249999
Isn't it such a tolerant and progressive liberal utopia?
>>79249926
SARAH CONNOR?!
>I got a group of homeless people out back loitering and littering and they set up a tent and their allllll in for the night
>>79250071
book'em
>>79249926
FUCKING AWESOME!
>>79250072
The font
4 whites chasing 2 blacks with a dog
Kek
20 gangbangers arguing in front of a building.
>20 gangbangers out front arguing
>people chasing whites with a dog
4 MALE WHITES CHASING TO BLACKS WITH A DOG, RACE WAR NOW
>Assault in progress
Yes
4 wytes chasing 2 niggs with dogs
WHICH ONE OF YOU
>4 male whites chasing 2 male blacks with a dog.
white uprising now?
4 MALE WHITES WITH DOGS CHASING 2 MALE BLACKS, ITS FUCKING HAPPENING, RACE WAR BABY!
4 male whites with a dog vs 2 male blacks
i thought the right wing death squads was just a meme?
>YOUNG MALE WHITE CHASING TWO BLACKS WITH DOG
Race war starts tonight
>>79250211
Race war when?
>>79250211
im not seeing anything, disregard
WTF 4 whites males chasing 2 male blacks
>>79250211
They're probably cops too
>>79250179
Got a better german font?
>>79250072
remove shots fired from bingo board and add pursuit
>>79250229
Haha I bet Robert is there.
Ths fucking mad man
>>79249926
looks like it updates regularly, two new roberts
SHE GOT SHOT IN THE ASS
the day of the rope???
>20 ARGUING Gang bangers!
Hold on to your butts!
>>79249648
Why do you think they needed a Homan Square? They need a force with special powers and tactics just to deal with all this insane nignog horseshit that the lefty pinkos who complain about it have NEVER even come close to experiencing.
Any lefty who poopoos Homan should be driven to the south waterfront district and dumped there for an hour.
Friendly reminder that most Chicago shootings happen during daylight and dusk hours.
ahahahaha nagel and higgins
4 white males chasing 2 white males with a dog
either an austistic fight over a drug deal or autistic prank or pollacks robbing fags
Uhuru /pol/
>>79250313
6 million of them
LOL IT WAS ANONYMOUS CALL
FAKE AND GAY
SOME NIGGER MADE A FAKE CALL
>>79250306
Off duty? It's probably Robert, but nah, not his style, he flies solo
>>79250378
Keep a tight ass brotha and protect your package.
>>79250399
Well ya, that's when the giant all-knowing fire orb either appears or leaves and it scares all of the chimps.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEDINA!
Happy Birthday Deena and Robert
>>79249556
>http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
God damn they are going to run out of room already!
