*continues to slowly walk towards you*
Dahnald, this is silly. The delegates, please.
>>79238657
*unsheathes katana*
*turns around so you see my red glowing eyes*
"you can take them from my cold dead hands"
-teleports behind you-
>>79238947
*has pistol pointed at your head before you rematerialize*
Dodge this.
>>79239022
*superjumps 200 feet into the air, curving space time so the bullet curves up too*
*slows down time and catches bullet in fingers*
"heh, better luck next time kiddo"
>>79238947
>is a hologram
>>79239119
I make my own luck, Mr. Trump
*skin splits open to reveal his true form*
>>79239119
*Heh, you and me are just alike, kid*
*We will settle this score someday but... Not today*
*teleports away into the mist like an epic badass*
>>79238657
Dahnald, I'm the nominee now
>>79238657
That's it
I'm now a #cruzship
>>79239397
*is distracted by RARE flag*
*teleports*
>>79239397
RARE
>>79239456
*takes advantage of your distraction by teleporting right in front of you and using telekinesis to throw you into a brick wall*
"shoulda thought ahead kiddo..."
*puts sunglasses on so nobody sees my bright red demon eyes and walks back into the city*
>>79239685
*shakes hairy fists*
DAAAAAAAAHHHHNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALD!
>>79238657
To reach me he'll have to cross the halfway point of the distance between us. Before he can cross that point there's another halfway point between the first, and on and on it goes, there are an infinitely divisible amount of distances he'll have to cross. Time will end before he can reach me.
Checkmate, ratface
>>79238657
OH MY GOD A TALKING RAT!
>>79238657
faggot needs to get his suit tailored
>>79238657
That jacket is way too tight.
>>79238657
Rato, you have to go back.
"haha-... well.."
*pull hidden blade out asshole*
"this is the end"
-dashes behind cruz-
"hehehe-... goodnight!"
*stabs in back with shit-covered blade*
*dies from HIV and Tape Worms next day*
The nicest guy you'll ever meet
a twisted fucking psychopath
*unzips dick
>>79243254
>>79243343
does he actually stand like that? why?
what does this ever accomplish?
>>79238657
GOODBYE RATO.
NEVER COME BACK, BUT KEEP FIGHTING FOR THE 2ND AMENDMENT. THAT IS ALL YOU ARE GOOD FOR.
FUKIN RAT.
>>79238947
Never change /pol/
