>MUH NIGEL HATE BANDWAGON:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_dVs6v8LNw>Farage at the EU parliament for the first time since Brexit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7le5GPJpbE>Pound Sterling begins to rise again
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36660133
>300,000 more migrants from Africa headed to Europe.
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/29/frontex-chief-300000-migrants-headed-africa-europe/
>Britain to open Immediate trade talks to Australia and South Korea
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1358907/britain-set-to-open-immediate-trade-talks-with-australia-and-south-korea/
>Police deny hate crime has 'surged by 56% since brexit'
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/29/police-hate-crime-not-surged-57-per-cent-since-brexit/
>EU tells Nicola Sturgeon to fuck off
http://archive.is/bQGLN
>Boris gives 'two fingers' to remain Tory MPs
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/redbox/topic/brexit-britain/boris-gives-two-fing-fingers-to-remain-tory-mps
>Farage on CNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwNi5HMOlbQ
Ok, lads.
Lets assume we're stuck with
>Her
What are the pro's and con's?
Be honest, she must have some pro's.
Whats the Chilcot enquiry?
absolute madman
#Pray4Boris
>>79212853
hates immigrants and terrorists
1984 Orwellian control freak, will shut down /pol/
>>79212883
About the Iraq War
>>79212883
you can't be serious
>>79212853
>pros
She hates immigrants
>cons
she'll install cctv every 10 metres
BREXIT NONCES OUT
>>79212853
Wait, you realize she's gonna be the most based PM right ?
>against immigration, wants to deport illegals, Liberals buttmad
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/oct/06/theresa-may-to-tell-tory-conference-that-mass-migration-threatens-uk-cohesion
>scap Human Rights act, Liberals buttmad
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15140742
>strong anti-terrorism laws, Liberals buttmad
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/feb/03/professors-letter-protest-counter-terrorism-campuses
>ban legal highs, hippy Liberals buttmad
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/dec/13/vaughan-bell-legal-highs-psychoactive-drugs-bill
A vote for Big Brother Theresa or a vote for your old mate Jezza...
>>79212929
This.
when can we expect a brexit video? also will he be remain or leave??
The value of my shares rose by 2.5% today, so I'm happy.
>>79212769
Will Dan the Man step up and save Labour from the Corbychov uprising? He's literally the only candidate who would stand a chance.
>>79212929
>1984
>control freak
JUST LIKE IN MY V FOR VENDETTA !
fingermen when Brits?
CHILCOT INQUIRY REPORT 6 JULY
JEREMY CORBYN VISCERALLY OPPOSED THE CORPORATE SHILLING OF TONY BLAIR
THE BLAIRITES ARE TRYING TO OUST HIM
YOU THINK THIS IS A HAPPENING?
IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN
>Conservatives: Theresa May
>Labour Party: Angela Eagle
>SNP: Nicola Sturgeon
>Plaid Cymru: Leanne Wood
>Green Party: Caroline Lucas
>German Chancellor: Angela Merkel
>American president: Hillary Clinton
>>79212853
she'll end up blocking 4chan and arresting anyone who dares to visit /pol/
>>79213031
>This copypasta
>>79212853
Is it weird that I would totally fuck her?
>>79212853
As a neet she scares me
Vote for based May, she will keep us in the powerful European union and unify the "united" Kingdom.
>>79212853
The only question that matters is the Brexit one.
>>79213036
kek, I'm glad someone else picked up on that
Av a webm m8s.
>>79212853
>pros
conservative
hates indiscriminately
>cons
censors internet
draconian drug laws
freedom of speech suppression
supports remain
is female
wants britain to go back to the 18th century
viscously self-serving
everything bad about thatcher with none of the good
>>79212986
Will HoC/HoL allow the hardline Orwellian shit though?
>>79212883
The final nail in Blair's coffin, hopefully.
>>79213031
>>79212853
>strong anti-terrorism laws
You just know that it's going to mean censorship and overreaching state surveillance
>>79213103
WAR CRIMINAL
>>79213031
>this one guy who actually shills for May with his own little pasta
Degenerates
>>79213031
>ban legal highs, hippy Liberals buttmad
I'm not a liberal, but her stance on CCTV and drugs is archaic, we've lost the drug war and I don't want my nude pictures being looked at by the police thank you very much.
Fuck off.
>>79212853
She hates terrorists and will do literally anything she can to catch them
By the way her hate doesn't just include terrorist extremists, but "extremists" of any kind, she made it legal to arrest people if they disagree with any of Britain's values of "tolerance"
Literally a 1/10
>>79213148
Reckon she was a right saucy bint a hundred years ago.
>>79212853
>Pros
Not boris
>Cons
Not Corbyn
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>>79213036
On 4 out of 7 days of the week I would absolutely demolish Laura Kuenssberg
>>79213120
>>Labour Party: Angela Eagle
lmao comrade
Holy fucking shit are we about to see the dream of a split in both main parties.
Tory party split along remain and leave lines.
Labour split along Corbynism and Blarite factions.
It's fucking happening, lads.
>>79213120
UKIP majority in 2020 at this rate.
>>79213031
>>79213210
Look up this faggot on 4plebs, he shits up every thread shilling for May and all it boils down to is
>She makes liberals mad so she's good aye?
>>79213228
There has been no War on Drugs in Britain since the late 1960s, what we're living in now is the result of decades of decriminalisation
>>79213067
I put £10k in the FTSE 100 yesterday.
>mfw
>>79213148
I don't think so
>>79213073
Dan 'One Man Corbyncaust' Jarvis
>>79213036
These few days are the meme that keeps on memeing
>>79213322
never going to happen, i'll be surprised if they even break 2 seats
>>79213228
>le let everyone be a degenerate drug user meme
fuck off
Has May spoken since the referendum result?
If so, what has she said about it? What are her views on the single market?
Theresa 'what porn are my subjects watching?' May.
But srs she is a decent lady and competent. But she is far too authoritarian for me. Also is probably easily flustered.
>>79213189
They'll probably allow stuff to do with the internet, however our ISPs will try to delay anything bad regardless.
>>79213187
>supports remain
na m8
>>79211796
i just checked, membership costs 25 gbp and you need to be a member for 3 months before you can vote
so people cant join to spike the election for boris
There's no going back now lads
>>79213148
I'm with you brother.
>>79213120
>>Labour Party: Angela Eagle
It'll be David milliband or corbz
>>79213228
>war on drugs
>existing
>>79212853
>pros
hates immigrants
>cons
hates everyone else too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9bn0Q3DGoQ&feature=youtu.be
KING NIGGER ADDRESSING KEKADA
>>79212853
would she really take away our 4chains?
Theresa May will pursue Jewish interests in the Middle East and in cultural affairs, she would put CCTV on every corner, she would censor free speech even more, she would make Britain dangerous to live in. Pros: anti-immigrant. We could do better. We have to.
>>79213120
>Labour Party: Angela Eagle
>>79212769
I. AM. THE SHADOW CABINETTTT!!!
>DISPATCH-BOX. SMASH!
>>79213180
This is from V for vendetta right?
Now that Hillary has won the US presidency it probably makes more sense to have May.
>>79212853
Pros:
Will go HAM on migration
Cons:
She will put a camera up your arse and have you Gulag'd for not shitting regularly enough.
>>79213458
EU mad as fuck top kek
>>79213068
That image is the true Westcountry, you and Gloucestershire make us into the South West.
>>79213228
>I don't want my nude pictures being looked at by the police
Nothing to hide, nothing to fear :^)
>Threads usually last about an hour
>This one gets heated and becomes 1/4 full in about 10 minutes
Proof that Theresa May is fucking despised and hated across the kingdom if you ask me
How many days until a new party is formed? The blarites and tory-remainers united under one roof.
What will they call themselves /pol/?
>>79213348
>There has been no War on Drugs in Britain since the late 1960s, what we're living in now is the result of decades of decriminalisation
Yes there has and it's completely backfired on the state considered pretty much anyone and everyone gets high on anything they can get a hold of.
The state just wants to ban fun, give power to drug dealers, put legal high shops out of business, reduce tax revenues and breed criminality.
Stupidity of Theresa May and successive governments has got to be reversed, legal high shops put back into business. More people die from alcohol and tobacco related illnesses than drugs but they don't dare ban those.
Nope, hypocrites, they want everyone to be as miserable and as soulless as they are. They can burn in hell.
>>79213120
and you thought this season of Game of Thrones was bad???
>>79213036
Laura showing a fair amount of leg there. Works for me.
> Acceptable Tier
Liam Fox
David Davis
> Just CCTV and censor my shit up senpai tier
Theresa May
> Pre-school tier
Boris Johnson
> Cuck tier
Stephen Crabb(s)
> "What the fuck are you doing?" tier
Jeremey Cunt
>>79213596
Freeze the .gif on his face for longer at the end
>>79213596
>>79213550
the fuck is this video? did someone heckle him?
>>79213536
Thatcher 2.0: Theresa Boogaloo
>>79213408
Drug use goes down with relaxation of drug laws you fucking inbred.
>>79213584
Might be Children of Men.
>>79213148
Yes. She'd be as dry as the Sahara lad.
>>79212853
Wants internet censorship.
Isn't that enough?
>>79213584
children of men i think
>>79213383
I love this meme and I'm glad it's alive again.
>Dan 'Fuck the Taliban' Jarvis
>Dan 'Shootin Paks, Raisin Tax' Jarvis
>Dan '6 Million is a bit high, don't you think?' Jarvis
>Dan 'If You're Brown, Get Outta Town' Jarvis
>>79213584
Children of Men.
WE WILL SEIZE THE MEMES OF PRODUCTION
Lads my dad has put in his application for an Irish passport.
Once he has is, I am going to apply for mine too.
I voted out, but having one with "European Union" written on it as well as a British one can't hurt.
(P.S. was planning to get one anyone before referendum because you can't travel visa-free to USA, Canada, New Zealand or Australia if you have been arrested before)
Anyone else exploiting their potato-nigger genetics this way?
>>79213228
But the Police want them, anon.
I mean, why stand your ground as a Home Secretary on basic civil liberties when you can just bend over the moment the civil service or police want something?
If people think she would be a good PM they're braindead.
A PM needs to be able to deny people shit like Snooper's charters, even on just the ground of "nigga I can't be fucked for garbage like this, suggest something useful with your time you overpaid cunt" which is the response anyone deserves when they want to develop Orwellian nightmares instead of, say, literally anything else humanly possible.
>>79213536
100% yes.
She will ban 90% of the internet, and willingly arrest you for anything she doesn't like.
I'm actually terrified of the chance that she may get in.
>>79213473
>Having police raid you and have TV series being proud of arresting someone for having a small bag of weed in their pocket
>LOL EPIC SUCCESS ON DRUG WAR
And yes there is a drug war in this nation and it's gotten even worse with May's laws so fuck off immorality man.
As much of a clown Boris is, if he's got Gove behind him we'll be alright. Get Boris in.
I've been taking the piss out of Jezza since he got put up for nomination but now everyone is turning on him it feels a bit bad, it's like the nurses at the home are picking on your mental old grandad
>>79213534
Why is he so effeminate
Evan being this mad
>>79213584
Children of Men, great film if you can get past the whole nigger being the human races last hope thing.
new europe
>>79213635
>More people die from alcohol and tobacco related illnesses than drugs but they don't dare ban those.
It's ridiculous and futile to ban a drug that's been legal for so long - Having two dangerous things that are regrettably legal is not a logical argument for making more legal in the slightest
>they want everyone to be as miserable and as soulless as they are
So we'll ignore the fact that use of drugs leads to misery and a mental state that can quite accurately be described as "soulless", will we..
Classic Thatcherite, forsaking everything for MUH TAX MONEY!!
>>79213670
it's frozen for over five secs tho
>>79213701
someone literally only asked him about the leadership troubles
>>79213120
It will be Corbyn for labour, membership has pretty much doubled since he got in. He has filled the party with his fellow gommie shills.
UK will become the next great red state.
>>79213458
Feels good man
>>79213465
I almost wouldn't mind Ed Memerband but the urge to purge is too strong.
>>79213846
overreacting much ?
>>79212986
>she'll install cctv every 10 metres
I thought we already have that
Seriously though why the fuck would they back May of all people? She is universally hated, what's the game here?
Can't the house of Commons just veto any of May's draconian surveillance laws. And also I honestly don't think she will censor the Internet if she did. She would be screwed
Post dank corbyns
>>79212917
>tfw everyone hates Boris now
haha kill me lol
end my life haha
>>79213857
He has quite a few people behind him. Mogg, Piriti, and Davids so far.
Anyone have that spreadsheet?
>>79213853
>have TV series being proud of arresting someone for having a small bag of weed in their pocket
>Implying there aren't VASTLY more TV series, music videos and films that promote drug use and imply that they're harmless
You're a fucking retard mate
>>79213550
>U FOKIN WOT
>COME OVER ERE N SAY THAT
>HOL ME BACK F.A.M
>HOL ME BACK
>>79213804
>Anyone else exploiting their potato-nigger genetics this way?
Will exploit my scottcuck genetics if they leave
Why is Corbyn so /comfy/ lads?
>>79213615
p-p-please w-w-we drink cider
>>79212351
We absolutely don't have politicians capable of making good on the Brexit situation. They're all cucks, and no one will get behind the redpilled MPs because they're cucks too. So, yes, we're walking away with a worse deal I'm afraid. Unless we can establish a new trading bloc to rival the EU
[In case you missed my response to you, senpai]
>>79213348
>>79213473
Your obsession with hitchens is ridiculous, he has a complete logical blind spot when it comes to drugs, see every article after a terrorist attack where he manages to blame recreational drug use
>>79213973
He looks the part doesn't he. He really does.
>>79214028
They can win regardless. They're up against Corbyn's Labour and the "god knows" party
>>79214028
Pining for Thatcher, if she becomes leader the North will go fucking barmy and vote UKIP in droves
>>79214059
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19mKbV0UnIbX_lbiinKiquP0ghiFpsMl0owUO6_TJyzI/htmlview?sle=true#
absolutely based
>bbbbut... Mr Amnesty will be tougher on immigration!
>>79213964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5tKkWqQVbY
I'm fucking dead, his face
>>79214144
Fair point actually. Hm.
>>79213932
He should be executed and his country put under colonial control by her majesties order
>>79214136
>see every article after a terrorist attack where he manages to blame recreational drug use
It's not hard to "manage" to blame recreational drug use when in every instance he finds out that they were heavy drug users
>>79213997
He should purge for the banter
>>79213228
Lolbertarians please go.
Look at that the city streets on a Friday nights and tell me that drugs are not a huge cause of social decay. And that's only alcohol, a compartivley weak drug.
The thing people like you don't realise is that we already know what it looks like when drugs are legal - because they were legal for a long time. Once mass urbanisation and industrialisation kicked in you got opium dens and huge moral and social rot began spreading throughout society.
>>79213959
>muh drugs cause misery
They cause misery because they are illegal you fucking retard.
Power given to bad people to hike prices up on them which drive users towards crime and self destruction.
Clean safe supplies that are taxed are perfectly fine.
You are a fucking hypocrite for stating that alcohol and cigarettes should be legal as well even though they do a lot more harm.
Don't sit there and imply you care about the harm that alcohol does when you want to keep it legal.
Scumshit statist.
>>79212853
So if I understood things correctly she's basically Thatcher 2.0?
Now, is that good or bad?
>>79213148
Not going to lie mate yeah it is weird. She looks like a man in drag who couldn't afford to do it well.
>>79214179
Fucking hell ahahaha
>>79214118
Because he's a very honest man and he probably voted for the tories in every general election ever
>>79213322
>UKIP leader: Suzanne Evans
>>79213408
There's a difference. Spending a fucking fortune on imprisoning people for smoking a plant makes no sense. Stopping council estates from getting addicted to Meth makes sense.
>>79212769
#Brexit #NoBrakes
>>79214226
no it's because deep down, he's a cuckservative and can't bring himself to blame islam
>>79214276
She's no Thatcher, it would be great if she was but she isn't.
>Liam Fox has finally be rehabilitated
I hope he gets sent back the the Ministry of Defence so he can Make Britain Great Again.
You ever think we could make a /pol/Party and redpill the entire nation by 2020?
>>79213857
But Gove is - no lie - probably the most reviled person in British Politics
>>79214178
>b-but muh 4chan
that's literally brit/pol/'s argument against her
>>79214389
I'd love a Defence minister who genuinely wants to increase the army massively
>>79213846
well, you guys asked for this, when you want to be under rule of a nationalist government, your life becomes an asset of your country, and nothing else
>>79214178
But she IS home secretary and did fuck all about non-EU immigration
>>79214269
>Things cause misery because they are illegal
>Scumshit statist
TOP FUCKING KEK
Back to the Tories you go Hannan
>>79212853
Pros:
We live in a parliamentary democracy so her batshit Orwelian stuff can't get through
She seems like a tough bitch who could negotiate a good deal
>>79214407
Nah, that honour goes to Hunt
>>79214389
>Ministry of Defence
Funny way of spelling, Prime Minister.
>>79214136
He only suggests their may be a correlation, and asks for a professional Parliamentary Enquiry.
He also is completely right on people's logical fault with "addiction", when one is addicted they are physically compelled to take drugs - but it can be overcome through willpower, thus making it apparent that there's an element of choice involved, and disproving "addiction".
>>79214179
Holy shit hang in there Corbster.
He looks dead on his feet, but if he wins this leadership contests it's fucking curtains for Labour.
yougov just told you her weaknesses, apply your meme magic where it hurts
>brits think may is a dumb cunt
>>79214254
Statist faggot, don't complain about May's CCTV then clap when the state takes away more personal freedoms from you.
>>79214064
>Why Katie D !3BPzJ8O.vI
You can fuck off as well you disgusting statist pussy hypocrite.
>>79214138
totally. He's like something out a fucking book.
>>79214442
We're gonna need a big army for when the EU negotiations go sour
>>79214179
Listen. He made the fucking face because his dindu security is a violent potato
>>79214269
/pol/ is a nationalist board. If you'e gonna use "statist" unironically I suggest you go back to /r/libertarian (And then kill yourself)
>>79214425
really looks like this desu
that and muh drugs
>>79213701
thought he saw a Blairite with a cabinet position scurrying through the crowd like a rat
>>79213857
Between him and may, he seems like the universally correct choice.
Newsnight just said source close to Jezza's family says he's "a brokenhearted man"
fuck...
What is the problem with Boris Johnson?
>>79214179
Why is he looking into the ground while talking?! Holy shit, sign of not being a very good leader. He can't look his constituency straight in the eye!
>>79212853
Hope not, she's the female version of this man
Someone explain Hilary Benn.
Tony Benn was based as fuck eurosceptic anti-iraq war. He's also the man who got Jeremy Corbyn into politics. How did his son end up a cucked Blairite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfXmpJRZPYI
>>79214448
>TOP FUCKING KEK
>Back to the Tories you go Hannan
I have no argument the post! Get out of the thread, go service your bull you fucking cuck.
when does the voting on Eagle v Corb start?
>>79214491
Unfortunately he won't get that and he likely knows it. His leadership bid is a way for him to get a cabinet offer. Likely from Boris. Though if by a miracle he gets to the last 2 candidates he will have my vote.
>>79214550
Oh look the pothead is mad that people don't approve of his degeneracy
>>79212853
super core, wont bow down to EU over free movement.
also wymen vote.
>>79214448
>did fuck all about non-EU immigration
I've heard from various people it's a lot harder to immigrate now as a non-EU pleb than it was during Labour years.
Non-EU immigration is still high but a lot of it is just international students.
Love it when they interview London """"Labour"""" supporters who know nothing of the working class struggle. When do you ever see the BBC interviewing Rochdale builders stuck on a low wage who represent the traditional Labour vote?
Have we got any decent clips of May speaking?
Not the >MUH 96 video though.
>>79214605
A lack of any kind of real integrity.
>>79214600
only now, at the end, can he relate to the electorate
>>79214550
>>79214638
>Getting this mad over being told that you can't do something
>Trying to draw parallels between Orwellian CCTV and keeping dangerous drugs illegal
Holy shit lmao
>>79214597
I think you should kill yourself.
>/pol/ is a nationalist board
Sorry it's not, it's a political board for political discussions of all kinds. Deal with it faggot state cock sucker.
>>79214448
>But she IS home secretary and did fuck all about non-EU immigration
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-urged-to-rethink-new-35000-earnings-threshold-for-non-eu-migrants-as-teachers-face-a6814841.html
>>79214692
I'm conflicted because I'm marrying my Indian girlfriend and worried that her visa chances will get cucked.
>>79213060
i thought he already did one?
i am sure i saw it on here. of course he's a remainder, because it's all about immigration and racism obviously.
>>79214737
>Being a hypocrite
>LOL U MAD
>Having no arguments
Holy shit you namefags are pathetic.
>>79214710
“Draconian” new anti-extremism laws announced by Theresa May are so wide-ranging they could be used to ban Ukip, the party has claimed.
The Home Secretary revealed the new “extremism disruption orders” would ban those who “spread hate but do not break existing laws” from the airwaves and make it easier to formally proscribe groups deemed to be linked to terrorism.
The orders will apply to those who “spread or incite hatred” of gender, race or religion as well as those who engage in “harmful activities” for the “purpose of overthrowing democracy”. That’s prompted fears the laws could be used on non-violent political groups and the political enemies of those in power.
Critics said the powers were draconian and mocked the notion of banning those who are not proven to have broken the law, while human rights Liberty said the powers were “worthy of a caliphate”.
>>79214600
Nobody doesn't like an underdog. A story akin to bernie smears that his son can't call him dad hasn't shown up yet for Corbi. And those two things are dissimilar
Get informed, lads. It's going to be a hell of a ride:
http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/10426/theresa_may/maidenhead/votes
>>79214600
>Implying he hasn't been given more drive to fight
This is the endgame of his entire career
I hope Sturgeon gives up on her Independence bid
I don't wanna be out of the Union ;_;
>>79214627
Conservative ideology = I must preserve the will of my ancestors
Liberal ideology = FUCK YOU DADDY
>>79214118
He answers to the voters and not his MPs
and his MPs are all spineless scum.
Even if you don't like the man it's hard not to admire him. Feels more like a noble enemy than a slimy prick to be trodden on.
>>79213714
>murder goes down with the relaxation of murder laws
this is how retarded you sound
>>79214600
MSM is Blairite agitprop, leave it m8
>>79214600
>Fights to stay until chillcot
>Sees blair go to trial
>Walks into the commons
>Shits on his own bench
>Walks out
>>79213073
His backstory is amazing. Presidential even.
But he is just awful when it comes to the media. So bad it undoes everything.
>>79214600
Good, he is now ready to carry out the revolution.
>>79214852
I made a solid and unrefuted argument above, you just ignored it and started screaming and crying about statism pal
>>79214912
Hear, hear
>>79214903
She'll have to when she realises the EU will tell her to fuck off and the Scot economy would be fucked outside the UK.
>>79214791
Has nothing to do with fact he made face before anything was said or anybody was seen. Just tarzan pulling at his lapels
who the fuck are these momentum cunts?
>>79214254
Alcohol isn't weak, it's just lightly regulated, and corruption is a huge cause of social decay, drug crime is just a convenient political trope.
It's the old "look what they're doing, don't look at me."
>>79212769
>EU tells Nicola Sturgeon to fuck off
The highlight of my day.
>>79214526
>The AMA diagnosed addiction as a disease in 1976
>it's an allergy of the body
>it's an obsession of the mind
>>79214985
>>Shits on his own bench
>>Walks out
>>79214903
Don't worry about it, your fellow countrymen are too cucked to leave us.
Theresa May is about to look through all of your internet history.
How fucked are you?
It's honestly amazing that not only did we vote leave, but we've killed the Labour party forever too
>>79213036
Ok Im Gonna admit it. I'd shag Emily thornberry.
>>79213657
Underrated
>>79215077
>>79215099
What the fuck
>>79215145
You already made a masturbators' registry
>it's a 'futile circular argument about drugs where nobody will ever change their minds in a billion years' episode
crashing this party
>>79215077
>>79215099
what movie is that?
>>79215175
Christ lad
I'd take Davis over her
>>79213777
>>79215009
Dan Jarvis?
Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in Afghan. Back then we called him 'Paki Pulveriser' Jarvis because he never came out of a tunnel without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.
Most would call him insane, but that is why the Paras trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realised what a monster they created.
You see, most guys that go tunnel clearing take guns. Not Dan. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, sometimes nothing but his bare hands. After a few missions I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing his blood stained hat, sunglasses, and combat fatigues, smoking a cigarette and drinking Johnny Walker black. It was contraband, but you NEVER told Dan what he could and couldn't do.
I asked him why he never took guns with him. He lowered is head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sun glasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.
"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These goat fucker scum bags don't deserve the mercy of an British made bullet, but the slow torturous death of the hands of an British man!"
In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, curry filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work."
>>79215175
she's gone turbo-yummy mummy now she's lost weight
>>79215101
>>it's an allergy of the body
Based Peter BTFOing known drug addict Chandler Bing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDtIZZiySgA
>>79215168
Are you a talking bottle of whisky?
>>79215077
>>79215099
Rusticsmind
>>79213952
I want you to know that I appreciate this post
>>79215230
Fucking hell the memes never end
>>79214161
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19mKbV0UnIbX_lbiinKiquP0ghiFpsMl0owUO6_TJyzI/htmlview?sle=true#
Thanks man.
These are the who the MP's are backing so far if people cba to open the doc.
>>79214710
Here she is getting Brillo'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouaAqvX0Svs
>>79215145
Honestly? Piracy pretty bad I guess.
>>79213148
she's always had this look which makes me think she was super fuckable back in the day, but then i saw the young her and wasn't impressed...
>>79214823
>i thought he already did one?
not yet, you might be thinking of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruZ7vIc20X4
but he hasn't done one since the result.
>>79215145
i only browse theresa may porn
>>79215168
Blair killed it, Comrade Corbyn is bringing it back to life.
He's clearly not going to fuck off without one hell of a fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gFnCwVqbWs
>>79215077
>>79215099
HOLY SHIT
>>79215145
"Teresa May calls investigation into secret organization of pornographic super hackers identified by the symbol of a depressed asiatic bear"
>>79214822
If you get married she's safe, pajheet.
Either that or maybe you can fuck off to india.
>>79214600
Of course the poor man is broken hearted. The workers have not yet seized the means of production, and "the workers party" is against him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkf2ZXJP7v8
PURGE NOW!
THOUGH BLAIRITES FLINCH AND TRAITORS SNEER,
WE'LL KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYING HERE!
>>79212853
whats she like when it comes to sticking with what she says
she might be all "fuck pakis and niggers" now but if she gets closer to pm she might flipflop
Jacob Rees-Mogg sets the BBC straight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_haCBTdKp8
>>79215383
Notice the greasy sausage fingers on his well pressed suit
>>79215255
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn_6sU7O43w
Do any of you follow Paul Joseph Watson? He's like a British, sane Alex Jones
>>79214980
>that twitter profile pic
>muh 48%
One eyed wanker
Has anyone got that pic of Mogg, looking all chill and shit in the commons with his feet up?
>>79215323
she doesn't have that much support among MPs tho
>>79214880
>voted against the hunting ban
Fucking foxes need to be purged without mercy, fuck you May
>>79215276
if you think chandler was the one who got BTFO there, you're deluded mate, he has actual experience of addiction, peter htichens just sits in his room eating dry raw oats and reading about drug addicts in the daily mail
>>79214903
Sturgeon got BTFO by the EU.
http://news.sky.com/story/1719175/sturgeon-dealt-blow-over-scottish-eu-membership
>>79215483
Tiny tim.png
>i hate his fucking faces
>>79213067
>>79213350
What program did you use?
So Corbyn isn't going to willingly stand down right?
Seriously, his meme game has stepped up significantly since Brexit
>>79213846
I am a white middle class male on median income.
What do I have to fear?
>>79215323
fuuuuuu could crabb beat may onto the final ballot??
>>79215230
can't make this shit up
>>79215526
>Personal experience is objective
>>79215558
Not a chance at this point
He's riding this runaway train to the end
>>79215463
>He's like a British, sane Alex Jones
He is only barely sane.
On the whole he is good though.
>>79214444
>first quads ever
>noone gives a shit
:,(
Just a quick thought on the whole atmosphere in Britain atm
Look how much things have died down in less than a week.
In 2 months time, nobody will even give a fuck.
>>79215554
They gave it all to soros and now cuckmany hasn't responded. These negroes will be bankrupt soon
>>79215558
He's just doing his job. The blarites are crashing the party with no survivors
>>79215383
seriously who was he looking at?
>>79215415
I'm 100% ethnically speaking.
I've lived in India. It's a fucking sea of misery and poverty punctuated by top notch bars better than most you'd find in England.
Nice place to visit, wouldn't want to live there.
>>79215525
She voted against the ban you muppet.
Anyway, stay mad
>>79215676
Have a free (you)
>>79215145
Not at all
>>79215677
The Brexit shitstorm is nothing compared to the Labour shitstorm right now 2bh
>>79215677
Remainians won't. Brexiters will.
>>79215736
100% British, I mean to say.
>>79215230
fucking hell the Blairites are retarded
How likely is a new general election in the next year? What would it take for it to happen?
>>79215676
Your post was not meme enough mr meme country
>>79215676
>>79214444
Quadroon gets quads
>>79215676
The comment wasn't memeworthy enough.
Better luck next time pal.
When is Chilcot out anyway?
>>79215752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcG9TnvOz1I
>>79215488
>she doesn't have that much support among MPs tho
>>79215676
You need to say something really shocking to get attention from repeating digits.
It's like if I said Germany will invade Britain for trying to leave, and I got quads
Extra thread here for when this one hits 300 lads >>79212760
>>79215677
Things havent really died down.
There is a real chance at least one of our major political parties is going to kill itself.
>>79215752
Thanks senpai, would appreciate anymore comfy Moggs that you might have.
Here's a spooky Mogg.
>>79214444
>Conservatives
>Nationalist
Pick one, man of quads.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/26/may-hails-benefits-of-sharia-as-inquiry-set-up-into-misuse-of-is/
Don't be fooled. She's no silver bullet.
SAVAGE
>>79214600
Corbyn's relationships:
> Diane Abbot
> The wife he divorced because she wanted to send their child to a grammar school and not the local failing comprehensive where there had been a series of stabbings
> The current wife who can speak fuck all English and who he no doubt shacked up with because he fetishises Latin America
>>79215653
>your idol literally chews raw oats for breakfast
he's insane mate
https://youtu.be/kouZwutVl_8?t=10m45s
>>79215850
>over there, she's sleeping
>that one is sleeping there
I can't waste another night watching saffer parliamentary bants
>>79215230
>utter crisis unfolds
>he provokes them
>They act on instinct
>vote of no confidence
>can't kick him out
>and now can't find anyone to oppose him
this is too good.
This month has been golden.
>>79215236
The Patriot
>>79215888
quads AND trips, that's some real meme magic son
>>79215443
I hope this man doesn't just stay a backbencher.
>>79215742
Misread, I see hunting ban and my eyes well up with rage. Blue foxes are alright it's the little red bastards that need to go
>>79215846
next week
>>79215888
>germany will invade britain for trying to leave
checked
Is there a Mr Sturgeon?
>>79215963
>You have actively worked to divide Labour MP's
lol seriously?
>>79215963
Do they still not realise that this makes him dig his heels in?
>>79215986
He makes up for it in whole milk if you ask me
REEE STOP BULLYING JEREMY YOU BLAIRITE COCKROACHES
>>79212853
>Pro's
Anti-immigration
Conservative
Probably going to do a full Brexit
>Con's
Has a hardone for the jackboot
Micro-manage fucking everything
WILL tighten the screw on internet privacy and internet piracy. No more anime.
>>79215945
Context?
>>79215948
HOLY FUCK SHE'S FUCKING INSANE
>>79216013
thanks, thought it must've been. Never seen it.
'New' >>79212760
'New' >>79212760
'New' >>79212760
'New' >>79212760
'New' >>79212760
>>79216098
Of course. Again, he's trying to purge blairites.
>>79215986
Raw oats are the only moral way to start your day.
Taste is immoral, possibly Blairite.
>>79215175
Inside a white van I hope
can you guys quickly redpill me on why an EU army is a bad thing? i'm ignorant on this and i want to know
>>79215850
HONNORRAABLLE MEMBAAA
>>79214903
What are you prepared to do, to save the union?
>>79216115
>falling for the dairy jew
>>79216146
I wish I knew, I really do.
The flare.
The devil at the end.
All of the Moggs...
>>79216148
Now you're starting to see.
>>79215443
Rees-Mogg is absolutely based.
>>79216222
Remember the last time there was a large army headed by the Germans?
>>79214692
This.
They've brought in requirements that have only just started to apply that unless you have a specific skill needed then you can't come over unless you have a job waiting for you that will pay you atleast £35k.
The tap is starting to be turned off we just need to figure out what the fuck to do with the wastes of space that are already here.
>>79216141
>Any Tory
>Anti-immigration
>>79212769
>freedom, independence, democracy; not being a slave to somebody else is something upon which you can't put a price
based nige strikes at the heart of the issue. International Jewry has madepeople scared short-term economic downfalls.
>>79216298
someone must fucking know
>>79215145
t-traps arent gay, ma'am
>>79215850
I don't sleep anymore. I have watched these all
>go home to take care of your grandchildren
>is it parlamentahrrreeee?
>tell yo membahs
>>79213214
cuckold
>>79215975
>Diane Abbot
>>79215963
>jeremy corbyn is a former trade unionist hardline socialist
>telling him there's nothing labour about him
He's as Labour as it gets.
It's like a bunch of squatters invade your home and start telling you it was never yours.
PURGE THE BLAIRITES.
>>79213620
The establishment
i cant wait to get back home to my good friend diane abbott. my blairite wife can fuck off to france, sending my son to public school, preposterous! Tonight diane will roast a joint of gammon and then i will place my wizened cock into her mud sleeve parting those big fat juicy lips before i ejaculate my entire load. The fervent wind diane exhales due to her ibs is of no hindrance when i play with her asshole and her piggish screams "reeeeeee reeeeeeeee" gets my cock red hot like a R7 Semyorka missile. In no time i ejaculate roaring in a deafening cry silencing my black queen. Tomorrow the ride to parliament will be of great difficulty for my balls i remark before assuming the fetal position in my soviet jim jams and turning off the light, relaxing with a big cheshire cat grin as i listen to diane sob as she lays in pain recovering.
>>79212989
>>79216093
Yeah, he's like a 1,000 years old. It's creepy as fuck to see them together.
>>79216420
Radiohead music video I think?
>>79216320
We all do but this time it is not for the best.
>>79216272
Give up haggis. I swear.
>Realise what futility and a waste of resources the War on Drugs is.
>Still vehemently oppose recreational drug use.
Can't win, lads.
>>79214254
alcohol isn't weak, i've done 11 different drugs and ive had the worst experiences with alcohol
im a fascist, but honestly the war on drugs is pointless- if people can be good, moral, hardworking societal members and take drugs let em'
>>79215811
Not sure, David Davis (tory) claimed today that because a referendum on the EU was part of their manifesto pledge they sill have a governing mandate.
On the other-hand many Labour MP's are concerned because they're all pro-eu, so they want to overturn Brexit. But if they pressure for a new election, the red terror will deselect all the Blairite MP's so they can't stand for Labour.
>>79217057
How does it make you feel, that for a can of Irn Bru you could violate her anus and stir last night's haggis?
>>79215526
Kek, you make a good point desu.
>>79213036
i dont get it?
>>79215526
considering his main argument was "lots of people think I'm right" I struggle to grasp his point.
>>79217164
> Legalise drugs
> Criminal dindus lose their main source of income
> Forced to become productive members of society or descend to petrol sniffing by the side of the road abo tier
>>79215136
we're his fellow countrymen you dip
>>79212853
>pro's:
Anti terrorism
Strong on crime and punishment
Bit of a traditionalist
Didn't listen to EU ideas about migration
Pretty anti-EU really
Modest expenses
Strong thatcheresque leadership fuck you style
>con's:
feminist
will keep my weed lmao illegal and anything else
thought police and crime comissioner voting was a good idea
pro-gay marriage
could be more anti-immigration
>>79215963
>Fuckety Bye, Jamie Reed, you Blairite cunt.
ON THE PURGE LIST
>He's making a list
>and checking it twice.
>He's going to find out who's naughty or nice.
>Santa Corbyn is comin' to town.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jeremy-corbyn-allies-make-list-7611760
>>79217542
It's an obsession of the mind and an allergy of the body mate, I've got a BSc in Biochemistry
>>79217313
One of those people is in the Labour party. Guess which.
>mfw
>>79217158
We've lost morals in our country.
Reinforce values and morals and we might just see a bit of healthy shame creeping back in.
>>79218020
Thornburry but whats the joke?
>>79218122
no winding the clock back on that shit I'm afraid.
>>79218122
>Reinforce values and morals
>>79212853
shes a flipflopper
she used to be anti-immigration and anti-gay but shes "changed her mind"
keep an eye on her lads
>>79216736
this desu, the Labour party will be fine on his own.
>>79218539
>Implying luddite mudshit barbarians have the same traditional values as the UK
>>79218326
Tell THIS madman you can't wind back the clocks
>>79213458
jesus, where is this from?
>>79217653
exactly
time to fuck the niggers where it hurts
>>79218096
bless u
>>79218122
you can be perfectly moral and do drugs
>>79218122
Yeah bring back the good old days.
(They don't exist. Life and humanity have been greasy as fuck throughout the ages. People just moralise about different things.)