What do you do as president?
>>79206503
Reinstate slavery.
>>79206503
Kill all non-whites.
Get a blowjob under the desk from the local jew.
Deny all accusations.
>>79206503
Build the fucking wall
Pick my nose and rub it under the table.
Is anyone worried legitimately about how Obama is tarnishing and spreading resentment to other world leaders about the guy who could be our next president?
>>79206503
fuck a bunch of interns
issue hilarious executive orders
wouldn't pardon any criminal
>>79206503
Nothing.
Because at this point the govt doing nothing is better than it doing something.
shitpost from the oval office
>>79206503
Spill coffee on the carpet
>>79206503
Buy a new airforce one and spend half the military budget on its defences
>>79207212
>bill clinton
>no wars
Then how did his wife come under sniper fire in Bosnia?
Arrest Jews, deport Niggers
Repeal the current immigration act and re-institute the 1924 immigration act.
>>79206503
Do the moonwalk on top of the desk.
>>79207535
1924 act had no limit on Latin American immigration.
What of the immigrants who have arrived since then?
>>79206503
Get a cut out of Trump and put it in the seat so that it looks like Trump is sitting at the desk
>>79206503
Masturbate and ask for quads to nuke a country of anons choice.
>>79206503
Cause as much liberal butthurt as possible as fast as possible
Work on removing the NFA, Gun Control Act of 1968, and Firearm Owners Protection Act
Executive Order nullifying Affirmative Action
Restarting McCarthyism to weed out the gommies
Drink scotch
Run two laps from the Washington Monument to the Lincoln Memorial
Personally shame Jill Stein, Feinstein, Boxer, Schumer, Reid, Warren, and Al Franken
Veto literally every bill that touches my table
Watch everything burn around me
Sounds like fun
>>79206503
Day of the rope
Get the smell of nigglets out of the place.
>>79206503
Tear down those drapes, rip up the carpet and add some color to that room.
It's fucking America, let's add some red white and blue.
Expand Dong
>>79206503
Build wall
Ban muzzies
Deport any non citizen spics.
Create a list of every politician who has tried to circumvent the constitution. Round them up, send them to the court house to be tried for treason. Create a new constitutional amendment to charge anyone who tries to go around the correct way to amend amendments for treason. Create laws against corruption with penalty being death. Hire undercover cops who are paid only commission for officers they've managed to get convicted for corruption.
Then not do a single other thing for 4 years because I clearly am not qualified and would let most of my advisers do the actual political shit outside of my idealistic views.
