ITT: degenerate stuff you do
When I don't shower for 2 days my penis get's really smelly sometimes.
If there's a fly in my room I just get naked, lay on my bed and peel the foreskin back.
When the fly lands on my glans I trap it between my foreskin and the glans really fast.
It feels really got when the fly is humming inside. After I do that for a while I crush the fly inside with my thump.
When it's intestines drop in my urethra in form of a single yellow drop then it's the best feeling in the world.
I just have to rub 2-3 times more and cum on my belly.
At the very end I smear the fly's remains all over my pulsating dick.
>>79173705
try with wasps
>>79173705
Wat
>>79173705
>>79173705
Fucking Krauts man, worse than the nips when it comes to sexual degeneracy.
>>79173705
This pasta is stale as fuck kraut
>>79173705
what
the
fuck
>>79173705
The fuck?
>>79174198
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/When%20I%20don%27t%20shower%20for%202%20days%20my%20penis%20get%27s%20really%20smelly%20sometimes./
apparently it's not a pasta.
>>79173705
this is fine
hehehehehe
>>79173705
How to trigger /pol/:
1. Make up some gross shit...
>>79173705
Gas yourself
>>79173705
Fucking Krauts.
>>79173705
Same. Must be a germanic thing.
>>79173705
I hate flies and envy your ability to do this. What an absolute Fuck You to the little bastards.
Do you think I could get the same results at night with a white light laser pointer and moths?
>>79173705
>flag
I bet you have a piss and diaper fetish too.
>>79173705
Goddamn Germans
>>79173705
Go back to /b/ t4rd
Why have you not donated your foreskin to my pharmeceutical company you dirty g- err... I mean why haven't you undergone the holy kosher act of circumcision silly kraut? Don't you goyim feel even a little guilty about gassing my infant grandparents you nazi bastards?
>>79173705
The actual fuck man
>hahaha look how gross and goofy i am guys! im just like u fellow 4channers xD
I want 2006 to leave
So how degenerate is this? Im I allowed in our future reich.
>>79173705
>>79175236
They're all white so it's all right
So long as you don't go after actual little girls no one cares
>>79173705
i fapped to tranny porn and feet porn a few times
felt wrong and shitty tho
>>79173705
So you were wondering why Judea declared war on you deutschgoyim?
This. This shit right here. You left us no choice.
>>79173705
ill just stick to MLP, Anime, and futa, for my only degeneracy's trust me i'm fine with not acting out bestiality or fucking a tranny its just that drawn porn is so much better and so much more stylized, that and its good escapism from when i get depressed or i need a break from learning shit.
>>79173705
>ITT: degenerate stuff you do
Jerking off to Yayoi-chan.
>>79175595
Show part 2
>>79174309
Just barely revised, or typed from memory.
>>79175236
Good taste on pillows.
>>79175796
i only had part 1 sadly i dont know who made it
>>79175796
https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/attachments/1387216660551-jpg.46870/
https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/how-redpilled-or-blue-pilled-are-you.18397/
le google search and hit gold
>>79176241
Thanks
>>79176454
ya whale cum :DDD
>ITT: degenerate stuff you do
browse 4chan
>>79173705
good thread
>>79175236
Nice daki
>>79173705
>degenerate stuff you do
I watch anime.
I'm asexual with transvestic fetishism :-)
>>79173705
Makes ya think...
>>79175236
Tfw I've used those same ones
>>79173705
I hate Germany.
>>79173705
>>79173705
>>79173705
I'm 100% sure this that I've read or heard this many times before.
Might be copypasta from Krautchan.
>>79173705
Back to /b/ with your disgusting acts
