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Hi /pol/

I'm on /pol/ on a daily basis since more than 2 years and have recently started my conversion to Judaism orthodox.

I would like to know if some of you did/thought/heard about other /pol/-member doing the same.

Also you can ask me anything. ;)
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>>79170312
Also bump.
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>>79170312
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/pol/ you can't see this is a fucking interesting thread!?
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>>79170312

have you read Isaiah 53?
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>>79170312
When are you joining the JIDF?
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>>79170312
>AMA
Get savaged yussuf
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>>79170312
shill thread
sage
3rd of this shit today
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>>79171399
NAW SENPAI WHAT HE RELLY NEED 2 READ IS JEREMIAH 14:2 (DAS RIGHT)
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>>79171399
Yes.
>>79171471
I will do better.
>>79171635
First thread of the day/week.
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>>79170312
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>>79170312
You can't "convert" to judaism

If you're a goy, you'll be taken for a ride and stripped of all your money.

If you're a jew, you're already practicing the religion. All you'll gain is access to the jewish nepotism network.
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>>79171714

i'm not sure why you bring up this verse in particular.

i think it's obvious why i brought up Isaiah 53.

if you read Isaiah 53 to a person who is completely ignorant of Scripture, they assume it was written well after the beginning of the "common era"
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>>79171859

>Yes

well, what are your thoughts on it?

Isaiah 53, i mean.
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>>79171915
I'm genetically jew. I'm not a goy rn, but can't pray either.
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>>79172166
>I'm genetically jew.
Ashkenazi tribe were converts.
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>>79172479
I'm Aramaic.
>>79172042
Yep. Looks like Jesus and it's from the Torah. I'll read more about.
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>>79170312
MY DICK
i want a qt jewish wife and i want jews to win
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>>79170312
Does jewish girls like white men?
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>>79171915
Yeah I never understood this, online its said you can convert but I know they really only respect maternal blood lines, especially reformed jews which is counter intuitive.

I know halacha or something I think even sets a different law for goyim and idk if anyone can really convince me they aren't viewing them selves as the "chosen people" and thus may have a certain, superiority complex.
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>>79172740
>to win
There are no winners. That's your daily redpill.
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>>79170312

I've spent too much time here. It looks like they wrote "MEME MEME MEME MEME" across her tits. Nice tits, but that's how the Jew Witch gets you. Next thing you know you're cutting your baby's dick and signing up to get your adult cock's forskin stripped off with a cheese grater. You'll be attending temple and no longer have an individual identy, you'll post on 4chan still but it'll to shill/slide and get paid by the (You).

In short. I'd fuck the twat inside out of the bitch, but I certainly wouldn't go about inviting her over for anything but that.
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>>79172977
Good question. I believe as much as men like goyas. Now they probably won't marry the goyim.
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>>79173133
What are your thoughts on Zuckerberg marrying and impregnating a chink?
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>>79172989
There is some special rituals that you won't be able to do with them.
But they also say that a goy that chose to come to Judaism and do all the necessary work (2 years of attending classes, knowing more that the common Jews know about Judaism etc) is driven by G.od. And thus, that you are not born goyish.
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>>79173348
>be looking at video player settings for upscaling

>read "jinc"

>think of this
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>>79170312
I did it. Ask me anything.
tfw master race
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>>79173080
Circumcision is not a mandatory Mitzvah.
I will not and my child will not either.
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>>79173372
Sooo basically the excuse is, if you want to convert that means you were a jew all along; but that still doesn't address the idea of genetic superiority under pinning.

In fact it doubles down, like well, he must had some jew genes in him or god wouldn't have called upon him.

I know not every jew carries such an elitist attitude around, most I've known are rather athiest, but its got a revolting air to it. It makes one wonder how much it influences nepotism, just as the "good 'ol boy" system can.
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>>79173348
He wasn't religious. And if he loves her then I can only be happy for him.
(btw it's probably not the best thing to show to the youth...)
>>79173501
What was your religion before? And what is your ethnicity?
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>>79173589
wtf?
It's literally the sign of the union with God or Brit.
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>>79170312

This whole time I only just realized that someone was drawing on an image and not painting on her actual tits.
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>>79173589
Jewish American here, good for you. You do not need a disgusting bodily disfigurement to be a Jew.
>>79173766
Gas yourself
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>>79173704
It's really like a nation. Some will accept to have strangers living in, some will not.
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>>79170312
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/filename/1461063574887.jpg/
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>>79170312
>jewish convert
This isn't possible you goy. You're being played.
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>>79173589
Wouldnt be surprised if more jews haven't decided this after the holocost, in addition to the name changes.
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>>79173906
Brings up another concern people have had, in terms of, national loyalty, which has come up with Islam.
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>>79173766
Yes it's the physical union between the child and G.od, but the real union is between his soul and G.od.
>>79173876
How the circumcision made by Mohel looks like? And are you?
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>>79173876
>Jewish American
>gas yourself
kek
You and your big nose are the reasons they hate us, famalam
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>>79170312
i don't know, bro.
i rather not have pieces of my dick cut off and suckrd by an old bearded guy
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>>79174202
They don't do that to grown ups
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>>79173984
Who will deny my Jewishness? Also I'm Aramaic.
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>>79170312
its a terrible udea, di t do it, they will tell you you you cant go on 4chan

dont ruin your life just because you are going through a phase. No one wiñl marry you because you are a weird convert. People who were frum their whole life believe in the religion is for losers meme so they apply that to people who discover the truth like the faggots they are


jews dont have a sense of humor

they all have the "scratch my back, then i will scratch yours"

they will see you as a burden

y9u will be alienated from your friends and family ANDfrummies wontnlike you.


its possibñe you will be single for life

anything else you want to know?
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>>79171399
also Daniel 9:26 which shows how the Messiah will appear before the destruction of the second temple and the city, which happened in 70 AD. hmmm i wonder who meets that criterion?
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>>79170312
oh and non-frum Jews (14 million jews in the world, only like 1 million are shomer shabbos, and dont get me started on the orthopraxy types, ñike the ones who are dressed chassidic) will hate you
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>>79174440
no it doesnt say. fuck off with your satanic lies
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>>79174546
No, they won't. Stop spreading lies, you cancerous fuck.
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>>79174286
but they do it to small boys?
fucking pedos, mate, i'd rather not associate myself with people that accept that.
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>>79170312
TRANSJEW DETECTED
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>>79174337
I'll hide the fact I'm a convert at maximum.
I have a first and last name that are 100% Jewish.
I'm Aramaic, which is the original Jewish race.

Genetically I'm even more Jewish than the great majority of Jews of today.
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>>79174681
Rarely. They use tubes now. If when they do it, it's not a blow job. It takes literally one second.
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>>79170312
can someone photoshop her nails blue? it irks me how the red clashes with the other colours
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>>79174546
But like I said, I will hide the fact that I'm a convert almost-perfectly.
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>>79170344
Shooting with your eye closed.
I thought (((they))) where smart.
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>>79174337
>jews dont have a sense of humor
wot
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>>79175118
Why? Jews love converts.
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>>79175126
They very often use models to promote JIDF, even the media talked about.
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>>79170312
>pic
No you're not. You've never even been around Jews.
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>>79174791
Op, you really dont know jews. they are notorious for asking highly inappropriate prying questions. they will figure you out and when you start saying shit kike widely known mitzvos arent normative practic4e they will shun you

also that israeli is a fucking liar and should be ignored

>>79175158
go to bnei brak and u will see what i mean
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>>79175204
Since when? I've seen on youtube that fathers will more difficultly give their daughters to a convert.

But it's true that the youth accept converted like real Jews.
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>>79170312
Why the fuck do you want to join any sect to begin with?
Already tired to use tour brain?
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>>79175354
>>79175354
I lived in Bnei Brak for 5 years. Nice people, great sense of humor.
What are you even saying
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All converters are literally traitors to their heritage and turncoats for goods exploitation. I would treat them like a dogs they are ...
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>>79175354
I think it's very possible that the ultra-orthodox can act like that to me.
But now we are talking about people that will never eat not Kosher.
The young ones that casually eat to MacDonald will probably see me as their pair.
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>>79173704
lemme redpill you a little on this "religion"

first of all, it's not a religion

The holy texts are basically just a how-to guide for being a scummy lawyer.
Synagogues are not centers of prayer, unless you pray to money.

The entire point of going to church isn't to become closer to god, but to network with jewish peers so you or they can each other in beneficial positions; in the end it pays off - you scratch your fellow jews' back and he'll scratch yours.

They absolutely do believe they're superior to goyim, and there's a good chance that blood libel isn't libel.
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>>79175741
Aramaic family (original Jewish people).
They are now Christians. I think they are the turncoats one.
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>>79175678
no, u are all a bunch of stuffy faggots who unironically think people who play sports are straight up goyim

u unironically throw rocks at women who are not tzinwah
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>>79175464
>youtube that fathers will more difficultly give their daughters to a convert
Maybe hasidic families only, they like their dynasties pure and won't marry anyone outside of their circle jerk. The rest are fine with a true convert.
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anyway, i said my piece. im out
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>>79175960
I'm not one of them. Nevertheless, sports are for goym, books are for Jews, niger. Show some pride.
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>>79176275
Jews never do sport?
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>>79176633
Nah, I'm kidding. Even hassidim practice martial arts nowadays.
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>>79176720
Where are you living right now? And how religious are you?
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Does jews hate blacks and other non-white? Why doesn't they open their borders for refugees?
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>>79176890
All goyim are equal. No matter their skin color.
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>>79170312
If you continue to follow this degenerate way of life mummy will annex you, my son
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>>79170312
prepare for a new genocide
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>>79177008
all jews are filthy kikes
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>>79177008
What about all the kikes? Are ethiopian jews the same as Israeli jews?
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>>79177008
What about all the kikes? Are ethiopian jews the same as white Israeli jews?
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>>79170312
Why even consider religion?

All that happens is that the world goes to crap and we die.
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>>79176880
I'm traditional Jewish. I do what I can. I live in a secular environment.
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what are some verses from the jew holy book that call us goys and cattle?
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>>79176890
Actually, these fucking retards did open our borders to "refugees" at one point. Now we have 50000 Somalis and Eritreans.
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>>79177299
No they are not. They are from the first exile.
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>>79177510
>the jews got jewed
maximum jewery
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>>79177666
But they are easy to recognize with their skin color...
Also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_immigration_from_Africa_to_Israel
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>>79177299
No, they have to convert to receive a full Jewish status.
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>>79170312
>/pol/
>serious thread
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>>79177524
What does that even mean? You hate them?
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>>79170312
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>\x\
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>>79170312
You won't be accepted.
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>>79177355
If you don't worship one form of media you worship another.

People think they are an individual's because of this music, they think they are educated because they consume any rhetorical science on Facebook, they think they are worldly because they can turn on the news.

You are just trading one pretentious false god for another pretentious false god.


Kek knows this
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If you are not born jew you will never likely to be considered a true part of the circle, so get the delusions of being "one of the god chosen" out of your dumbass head before you do something undeniably regrettable.
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>>79177714
>>79177510
What, are you two racists? You want refugees to go to Europe but not to Israel? What's happend with #NoBoarders and #OneNation?
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>>79177714
I'm Jewish. 99% of jews will not care you're a convert nor will they care if you cut your dick. Only retarded fundamentalists will potentially care.
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>>79177987
>>79178046
I'm Aramaic, the original Jewish race.
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What do you think about goys?
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only one reason I would ever convert to Jew....if that reason were to marry some incredible hot jewess like Jay Roach did when he converted from southern baptist to Jew to marry susannah hoffs of the bangles.

pic related. it's susannah hoffs
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>>79178087
We don't believe that shit, Sven.
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>>79178235
I'll let someone with the religion answer these questions. I'm not yet.
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>>79178235
when most jews use the term goys, they really mean it in a sense that they are very un-jewish. Like someone who is Aryan looking and eats a lot of bacon is a goy. I've personally never heard it used in a negative or demeaning fashion though.
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>>79178267
If you have a subscription on Tinder you can locate it on Israel and see that they have a lot of looking alike this one.
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>>79178306
Okay but are you a racist?
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>>79177943
U N C U T
N
C
U
T

KEK THE JEWS, SEX WAR NOW!
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>>79178745
No, I am a realist. Ambitious black folks should stay in Africa and make it better. Same goes for India.
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>>79178985
If they're Jewish they have the same right to Israel that you have, regardless of race.
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>>79179208
Not talking about Jews
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Gas the kikes. Race war now.
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>>79178306
Yes. Yes you do. Gas the kikes. Race war now.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCgdWoIDoPU

jk isreal jesus christ
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>>79179670
the video of him tranning him is gone, so nvm the video.
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>>79179670
Seems fairly based to me.

Gas the kikes. Race war now.
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>>79179481
Oh, my mistake. Yeah fucking Muslims are cancer keep them out.
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>>79179481
>can't even admit the he's a racist over a anonomys image board
You jews reallay are weak. My fucking sides.
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>>79178985
See >>79180213
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>>79180213
Define racist
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>>79180213
How does that make him racist? There's only 15m Jews worldwide and 1.6b Muslims , if they let even 1/1000 of a fraction in they'd become minorities in their own land.
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>>79180377
an individual who likes "their" (hope i got the pronoun right for everyone) land with arbitrary borders
:^)
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>>79181451
>using quotes instead of three parentheses

No, you didn't get it right, Hans, Kill yourself.
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>>79170312
That woman is Petra Nemcova and she isn't Jewish
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>>79181839
Gas the kikes. Race war now.
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>>79181839
She's still getting blacked by a Haitian tho
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>>79170312
Islam...
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>>79181799
he meant hopes he got the right form of "their" not "there" in English. FFFFFFUUUCCCCKKKKSS Sake!
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>>79183197
Calm yourself, my retarded friend.
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Ask a goy born in israel anythimg
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>>79183197
>american education
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>>79183694
Are you ready for the ensuing race war? Because it's really happening.
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>>79183378
Oh I'm calm as a cucumber. Are you triggered or something?
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>>79184146
>triggered
Keep showing those traitor flags, friend. I'm eating popcorn.
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>>79184134
there has been a race war on whites for a long time now, burger
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>>79185502
I know that. I'm fighting back, you retarded leaf.
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>>79170312
Judaism is literally worship of a False god. Good luck with never reaching Enlightenment and break the cycle.
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>>79186435
Do you think about KEK?
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>>79186435
This, Christians, Jews and Muslims all worship a false, powerless god.
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>>79170312

>not in israel
>converts to judaism

Why do goys keep falling for this meme?
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>>79170312
I've been considering it. Not for me but for my kids. I want them to have the chosen advantage.
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>>79170312
Islam
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>>79188150
Because you can convert in Belgium too.
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>tfw no jewish qt
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>>79170312
Belgium fucker here, in a weedshop in southern Netherlands, You cant convert to judaism.
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>>79170312
Muh fockin' dick
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I don't really understand your motivation.
I tried to get into Judaism, I really did. My dad's family is Jewish and I've always been much closer with them than my mom's redneck Anglo side, plus when I've been with Jewish groups it does feel like "my community", a group I'm comfortable in. So I wanted to get into it, and I found some really interesting things, particularly in Jewish intellectual history. I found New York's Jewish anarchist movement (1880s - 1930s) really interesting, I really liked Jewish existential philosophy (Jews say language can shape reality, and Spinoza is amazing), and I really like Yiddish literature, like Sholem Aleichem. But the thing is, I can't in good conscious call myself a Jew because while I find all that interesting and valuable, as I've researched religious philosophy, whether I like it or not I've found a number of traditions I find more valuable, substantive, and insightful than Judaism, including Soto Zen Buddhism, Philosophical Taoism, Sikhism, and Quakerism.
The thing that I dislike the most about orthodox Judaism is the adherence to pointless traditions/restrictions. They even admit that adherents follow them pointlessly, just to preserve their tradition. Conservative Judaism is the most appealing to me because it's more substantive than Reform Judaism, but it still has a number of dumb restrictions. Why would you submit yourself to such things? I'd say think for yourself.
While I do find those other traditions more substantive, I recognize that it'd be retarded to get into Sikhism, so I'm basically just leaving the subject. I am considering getting into the practice of zen meditation, though. I might also check out a Quaker service, just to get a clearer idea of the religion.
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>>79190814
You made an atheist point of view.
I want to praise the Abrahamic G.od and follow the rituals.
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>>79170312
>check flag
>serious thread
haha you are now officially on my bully list.
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>>79193079
fucking gay
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>>79170557
Orthodox Judaism doesn't accept conversions. It's in the Halacha, you'll never be Jewish.

t. Rebbe
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