So... designers are refusing to provide a dress to Leslie Jones for her next Ghostbusters red carpet event..... I wonder why??
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/leslie-jones-bashes-designers-won-dress-article-1.2691978
>>79165393
>ugly bitch cant into body standards
hmm really makes you think
>Doesn't anyone want to stand up and defend this kang goddess??
*bump*
>>79165393
I love it when the fashion industry hits people in the face.
It's like sports.
>>79165393
Like I give a fuck what that ugly ass spear chucker thinks
>>79165393
What the fuck is that thing?
>>79165393
She forgot face shaming.
>>79165393
That...thing
>there is only one race, the human race
This is a real quote from the article
>Fortunately for Jones, her tweet caught the attention of "Project Runway" designer Christian Siriano, who offered his assistance via the use of waving hands emojis.
>"YAAAAAASSSSSS," an ecstatic Jones replied.
>>79165648
the love child of tyler perry and grace jones
>>79165722
Is that what you call it when your dad beats you?
>>79165393
It's not shaming, they just don't have enough bolts of cloth to cover her giant nigra whale body.
Cool so now we get to listen to another abnoxious bitch complain about how an industry run by women is body shaming because of the patriarchy and it's unfair social standards....again.
>>79165949
No. I call that foreplay
Why the fuck does she think she's entitled to them to design a dress for her?
Big fucking shocker, designers don't want to take countless hours of hard fucking work and put it on an ugly model. That's not shaming, it's common fucking sense.
>article describes her as "curvy"
I fucking hate women who use the term cury instead of admitting they are overweight.
>>79165393
>>79165814
A shaved gorilla
>>79165393
WE WUZ MODELS
>Celebrity has a complaint about [thing]
It's a good thing you have wealth that will likely solve your problem in one way or another, even if it's the way you didn't want initially. What a non-controversy.
Even though she had to beg on twitter she still gets a free dress and the designer who stepped in gets even more publicity
>>79166053
hey retard, why are zoo keepers getting paid? they job is to take care of the zoo animals, and right now one of them needs a dress.
>>79166184
Make it leave.
inb4 Gucci, Christian Dior, or whoever virtue signal and give her an expensive beautiful sparkling blue gown that suits her like a fish suits a bicycle
>>79166053
She probably genuinely thinks she's curvy, because there are women who, while on the heavier side, have curves, but that bitch is a blob.
>>79165648
she should be free to roam the wild, not dressed up with makeup for our enjoyment
ASPCA needs to step in on this shit
>>79166051
So then what do you call sports?
America seems fucked desu senpai, but it explains your media.
>>79165393
i first saw this dirtugly cunt chimping out in this commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghl19lJJ_mA
hated her dopey primate face ever since.
So even the designers for fat chicks won't make her a dress? I don't believe that. How much of it is body shaming, and how much of it is a hesitance to be associated with this movie?
fyi this passes as "female" for niggers.
Animal cruelty
>>79165898
SLAY LESLIE
Im black but her mama fucked an ape
There is no fuckin way that woman is full human
Holy shit
>>79165393
wtf when did kenan thompson get a sex change
>>79165764
I don't care either... just drawing attention to the fact that she is using leftist tactics.
>Hideous creature (unfunny) lands a job at SNL (token black).
>Hideous creature (unfunny token black) lands comedic movie roles, including the newly all female "Ghostbusters".
>SNL sucks.
>Movies flop.
>Designers refuse to dress it for future red carpet events.
>Hideous creature runs to mass media with cries of "body shaming", regardless of the fact that these same designers have never before had a problem "dressing" plus sized actresses of all colors.
Truth is, this THING is just uniquely unattractive...
>She can't use the race card so she's pulling one of the newer cards in the leftist deck... the fat shaming card.
jesus christ can we just end cultural marxism already i'm sick of the diversity meme being shoved down our throats
>>79165898
Looks like Project Runway has a Jumbo landing.
>>79165393
/pol told me Harambe was dead.
>>79165393
I am sure the fact she is completely disgusting has nothing to do with it.
>>79165898
Looks like Project Runway has a Jumbo landing soon.
>>79165648
Well hello beautiful
>>79166746
>>79166812
yeah that joke gets funnier if you just repeat it you stupid faggot
>>79166029
Brings this hypocritical cunt to mind...
>>79165393
Damn, even actual gorillas are better looking than she is.
>>79165648
What a disgusting sheboon.
>>79166184
yep
>>79166687
WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
>>79166946
Looks like Project Runway has a Jumbo landing sometime.
>>79166029
>women
You realize like 80% of fashion designers are jewish homosexuals right?
>>79167069
>Gorilla
>is clearly a chimp
>>79167031
>>79166432
kek ... I think this commercial had a lot to do with it too. WAY too high res for that.....thing.
>>79167069
That's not a gorilla.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm8Q4fgv8Qo
>>79167069
that's chimpanzee you fucking burger
>>79166704
This. When you have black women like Lupita Nyong'o who can pull off almost any dress and then the monster in OP comes in asking for a dress, it's quite easy to deny her.
>>79165393
I don't know how it can complain when it got lead roles in both ghost busters and star wars.
Anyone see the commercial of her on TV where she's driving a car? Don't even remember what the product was, but she pulls up beside some dude who is staring at her because she's so ugly and strange looking and she says:
>YA WANT MY NUMBAH?
and he gives her a look of disgust and drives off.
Can't believe she would agree to be in such a highly realistic commercial.
>>79167008
>DOUBLE
>>79166946
Looks like Project Runway has a C-5 Galaxy landing soon.
That... thing is beyond hideous
Why can't she take responsibility for her shit looks
>>79167421
What fucking flag is this shit? Why haven't you been invaded or annexed yet?
Stay off the fucking radar mate, or you cunts are fucked. Delete this.
>>79165648
>>79165393
Looking at this fucking sheboon genuinely makes me sick
>>79167447
Yeah, it's hilarious. His unmistakable look of disgust
>>79167490
because self delusion is easier in a post social-media tolerance signalling world.
>>79165393
>>79165648
>>79166057
Christ I hate this woman so much. She is the most obnoxious woman I've ever seen. She even asked for a circumcised boyfriend on Jimmy Cuckle.
>The curvy 48-year-old is hardly the only celebrity to be turned away by hard-to-please designers.
>>79167221
>>79167269
>>79167332
So, a chimp?
>>79165648
She looks like an Australian abo without the facial hair.
>>79165648
>>79167598
It never occurred to me that she could also be that old.
I guess it's kind of like how if you go to a zoo and look at a gorilla you can't really tell if it's 30 years old or 60 years old.
>>79167695
either that is photo shopped or there's a new sub species of nigger called "locked character"
>>79166432
good god she's self deprecating
>>79166475
maybe it would cost too much from all the fabric it would take LOL
she's fat
>>79165648
Who?
Wait I thought they put her down because she dragged that kid
>>79167447
"Why is this nigger talking to me..?"
>>79165393
this unfunny mong looks like a fucking MESS.
I think she is cute desu. Never understood the Lesley Jones hate. You all know she has a great body and seems really fun to be around.
>>79167148
>>79167472
>>79165648
Wow I didn't know the museum carried live creatures
>>79167838
just some black motherfuckers
>>79165393
Maybe she could borrow a dress from Michelle Obama.
>>79168345
Budget cuts forced them to merge with the local zoo.
>>79165393
she's..er...quite the looker, isn't she.
>>79165393
Not clicking the link but Oh wow what a surprise the bull dike manish brutish black woman can't find a designer who want their work advertised on her giant shapeless body.
Wowee how can no top tier fashion designer not want their dress on a woman who looks like discount Lord of the Rings orc.
Fucking put on a tux like any other she fag and wait for the low ratings for your shitty remake to come in.
This is why no one watches SNL anymore. It's become a soapbox and podium for the cast to air their bullshit on live -- er -- excuse me delayed television.
I feel sorry for Kenan Thompson having to have this ugly beast have to play his wife in every sketch.
>>79167780
>"curvy"
>>79165393
At what point does this become about her being fat? I only see quotes about other celebs who were fat. Maybe they don't give a shit about her and her shit movie?
>>79167522
What the fuck is tolerance signaling?
I swear to god I can't keep up with leftist memes anymore!
>>79165393
So /pol/ do you think it's a race thang or a lady thang?
>>79167069
>ameridumb education
>>79168791
>>79168631
It's a cute code word for "fat and out of shape piece of shit too delusional to realize they're an eye sore"
Synonymous with: Plus-sized, thick, bodacious, voluptuous, "meat on my/her bones", and "real woman"
>>79168905
>>79167695
This nigga might as well be Noob Saibot
>>79166053
Ruins it for those who actually are curvy, as in flat belly, small waist, hourglass figure, not overweight, just heavy on the assets.
>>79168742
Honestly, I think it's a business thang.
I was ALMOST looking forward to there being a new Ghostbusters movie being released UNTIL I found out that her and the poor man's Tina Fey were going to be in it.
>>79165393
She should wear a football helmet.
>>79167447
can you believe how lucky this nigger is? right time and right place. right when apparently television is clamoring for fat ugly niggers so they can kill three birds with one stone in their diversity checklist. this bitch would be giving me attitude at mcdonalds for asking a question about the menu if it wasnt for the sjw movement in america. she better thank god every night for being catapulted to fame out of pure luck of being born "oppressed".
>>79169180
Lollllll
>>79169180
She'd be the first to bash white people despite some foolish white person giving her a chance.
>>79168972
>>79169174
>poor man's Tina Fey
who?
>>79169180
you forgot old as shit
>>79167447
>>79167545
>>79168170
>>79167695
That dude could literally blend in with a paved road.
>>79169485
beautiful
>>79169329
>Kristen Wiig
Never really had anything against her personally, but I've always seen her as a 2nd rate Tina Fey.
>>79165393
>mfw this is a 10/10 for nogs
>>79165393
designers don't usually come up with anything in "size: ape"
>>79169180
You just don't understand how talented she is. She's dripping talent from every pore, it's rolling off her in waves, she must have ingested a whole truckload of raw talent. She has literally tons of spare talent. Meanwhile, you probably can't muster up a few pounds of talent, probably couldn't even pinch an inch of talent even if you were desperate.
>>79169318
she's where she is now purely out of charity. she obviously doesnt realize it though because apparently she's begging the fashion industry to be charitable to her now too. instead of just buying her own dress she threw a fit that she wasnt being treated like a beautiful woman. the more you give the more they ask. this shit will never end.
>>79169376
how old is she?
>>79169798
>the more you give the more they ask. this shit will never end.
That's why we need a reset of the last 8 years.
>>79169798
Yup.
>>79165722
>I love when the fashion industry hits people in the face
>>79169676
yea, i think i agree with you on that. that chick is pretty much just there. thought you were talking about the mccinon chick or whatever her name is. that chick is funny
>>79169852
48.
>>79169798
>doesn't realize it
shes a nog, she takes gibs where she can get them, 'realization' is not even possible.
>>79169907
Has she contacted Hefty for a dress? High standards much?
>>79169796
>she must have ingested a whole truckload
You guys seen her GoT live tweets? It's just like black people at the movies.
>>79165648
KANGZ N QUEENZ
Why doesn't someone give her the OTHER guy's dress? Designers were doing that with Snooki, to undermine their competitors.
>>79165648
It burns.
>>79170355
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/No-Backsies-Designers-Unload-Competitors-Swag-on-Snooki-101166409.html
>>79170239
Holy shit... no, I had not seen this and I hope I never do again.
>Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, someone pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
...and do not get me started on Game of Thrones... they are trying SO hard to turn Cersei into Hillary, it's scary.
>>79170239
Well whaddya know, a loud angry fat black bitch.
Glad to see black women are taking steps up and being original.
>>79170239
I'm not surprised. Black women are put so high on pedestal anymore.
>>79165393
I'm just gonna leave this here
>>79170239
Why does anybody think this shit is anything but obnoxious?
>>79170087
holy shit. reading her wikipedia. she literally failed her way to the top. no success for her entire career until 2 years ago when she was added to SNL. nigger should be grateful.
>>79170239
>Muh double digit IQ
>>79170239
I have to admit, shit's fucking funny. Stupid, but really funny.
I hope in the next life she comes back as a small dog. She's going to be that one little boston terrier who keeps forgetting what a sliding glass door is and keeps bashing her head against it trying to run outside.
>>79165648
Why does this ugly ass gorilla get a chance in hollywood when there are actual attractive black girls that people would actually like watching?
>>79170658
>I hope in the next life she comes back as a small dog. She's going to be that one little boston terrier who keeps forgetting what a sliding glass door is and keeps bashing her head against it trying to run outside.
It's funny because I'm sure she's already done this a few times...
>>79170239
This bitch is considered a "comedian".
I've seen comedians kill with a single tweet this bitch just screams nonsense via text.
>>79170594
>In December 2013, Saturday Night Live held a casting call to add at least one African-American female to the show
they don't even hide the fact that she was a token nig
>>79170684
>
You're forgetting. This is Feminism: The Movie.
Attractive women support the patriarchy, so we need to fit as many ugly dykes and landwhales in Hollywood as we can.
>>79165898
This shit is ridiculous.
Maybe she should lose some weight and quit being such a fat fucking cunt.
>>79170108
Appropriate
>>79170658
>caps lock and bixnoodspeech are funny now
nah
>>79168037
>>79170780
So what you are saying is, only ugly girls are feminist? Hmm
>>79170239
it's funny or at least amusing
it's a persona
>>79170769
i think snl was getting shit on for not having a black woman in the cast or something. they'll add a muslim next year.
over diversifying. same shit that killed the daily show.
>>79166406
underrated toast
Women just aren't funny. Black women even less. Deal with it
>>79170880
Those things aren't funny.
She's funny in the "oh look, the monkey is trying to act like people... how cute" sense.
I would lump her in the "laughing at retards" sort of humor. Crass, but it's there.
>>79170926
Don't you know? The Patriarchy is responsible for men not being attracted to beef goblins.
>>79165648
what the fuck is this thing
>>79170958
do i have to be familiar with GoT to think this resembles humor in any way? never seen GoT
>>79165722
Fuck off you gay faggot
>caring about the fashion industry
>>79170958
>It's okay because her persona is Blackface
>>79167838
no thats an actual african individual, its just in america the "black" people you see have long generations of racemixing making them brown
It's not a race thing btw. There are black designers.
>>79170528
>>79170531
>>79170533
>>79170579
>>79170614
>>79170658
>>79170763
>>79170763
>>79170958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM9UvNomgV0
>>79165393
>article compares that thing to Christina Hendricks
okay.jpg
>>79171211
i believe you misplaced your quotes there
leslie jones is one ugly ape. jesus christ every time i see her, i cant help but get more hate for black people. how the fuck did these ape nigs get anywhere close to society. i just feel that she is a true sheboon that was built for cotton picking. look at her fucking shoulders. thats whats funny about her - is the shoulders. looks like a bridge crossing over troubled waters
>>79170239
>why am I typecast as an ignorant female babbon?!
>>79171271
>dont stop talking
>try to be funny
>seth will fake laugh to help you out
watched for 2 minutes. that was bad. she's the comedic style equivalent of a hyperactive teenager.
>REEEEEEEE I HATE SKINNY BITCHES
>REEEEEEEE I WANT TO WEAR SKINNY BITCHES BRANDS
>REEEEEEEE WHY DON'T THESE BRANDS WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH BIG FAT MONKEY LOOKING NIGGERS?
Logic.
WE
>>79171743
WUZ
>>79170239
>tfw don't live 30 minutes out of the ghetto anymore
>tfw can't go to the most hood movie theater to watch shitty cookie cutter horror movies with my friends anymore
>tfw can't lose my fucking sides while a theater full of niggers yell throughout the whole shitty movie
Best entertainment out there desu.
But
>tfw live in a white rural county with single digit blacks
>>79165814
i miss my cockatiel (he escaped)
>>79171989
she's currently worth 2 million. can hollywood meme her to 10 million?
Don't gorillas have natural fur?
>>79171151
It's relevant to the OP, you dumb ape
>>79172202
Pedro, my cockatiel Emmett died two days ago. I feel you amigo ;(
>>79172202
he doesn't miss you so it's okay
>>79167447
I think they were trying to reference an SNL joke. She is always hitting on Weekend Update host Colin Jost
>>79172576
she knows that nobody has watched SNL for over a decade, right?
>>79172293
Doesn't really matter, she'll eat herself into an early grave in a few years anyway
Well it wouldn't really be early considering the avg life expectancy of niggers
>>79166315
filename must have been "LIQUIIIIID"
>>79170239
she shouts at the characters in movie theaters doesn't she?
>OH HEEEEEEEEELLLL NO ROMEO
>THAT WHITE BITCH AINT DAYD
>DONT DRINK DAT POISON NIGGA
>SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT DAT NIGA DAYD
>ROMEO YOU JIVE ASS MOTHAFUCKA
>>79171897
BERNIE SUPPORTYESSSSSSTSSSTSss
ahoy
>>79171140
If you are red pilled, you will probably love GOT... you'll be able to tell which "house" on the show represents which "nation" in our actual world.
You will begin to realize that HBO is using a type of meme magic of their own with the show... one that supports the leftist agenda.
To answer your question though, no... you don't have to watch it to find that amusing. All you need to know is GOT is a long drawn out, branching and complex storyline... just the fact that she is watching it should be funny enough.
>>79168978
Why does nobody arrest those retards?
sit down before you open this link
maybe have a shot too
https://twitter.com/Lesdoggg/status/747836410682540033
>>79173188
because they'll kill each other and leave less work for us to do
>>79173188
>>79173285
what are they even shooting at each other?
I mean like what kind of fireworks?
>>79173285
So many retards on streets that they found each other, it's never going to end. You are too lazy to do something or maybe you think it's funny when they rape you. How can you even go on a walk at night in such areas?
>>79173519
Carthaginian candles you racist fuck
>>79165393
>gorilla mad she can't get a dress
Wow stop the presses.
>>79165393
Really she's going to call out the fags that make their dresses when they call her an ugly baboon?
>>79173524
By chosing to not live around blacks.
It's easy really. No need to never relax when there are literally no blacks in your town and only like 20 in the whole county.
Then even then those ones are country blacks. Mostly just burnt white people at heart.
>>79166053
>article describes her as "curvy"
LOL, she looks like "bigfoot". I personally wouldn't call this "curvy".
I want this bitch to be blacklisted
Fuck Chris Rock for getting this bitch somewhere. I want to punch that motherfuckless hack.
>>79173790
They will catch up to you eventually. The problem will grow, not go away and it did. If i lived in such areas i would spread little bags of cocaine around city and mixed them with poison.
>>79167695
IF DAT NIGGA WUZ ANY BLACKER HE'D DISAPPEAR
>>79173790
don't bother.
europeans don't understand how large and mostly empty USA is.
>>79173607
>Carthaginian candles
That's not even a firework so says google.
>>79166301
What if he forever gets pigeon-holed into the "ugly woman, sheape" market and pretty girls refuse to wear his clothes.
>>79169676
She was insufferable on SNL she was in just about every sketch, and all her characters consisted of making a weird face and repeating the same thing over and over
>>79171211
incorrect
most of them have only one white ancestor — a slave owner that raped their great great great, so on and so forth, grandmommy. According to 23&Me, the average black in USA is ~30% European.
Blacks don't realize how light they look in comparison to a "real" African.
Oh, and the irony is that most blacks in USA are more related to slave owners than whites because most whites weren't even in USA when their great-great-great-...-grandmommy got raped.
I remember reading a scientific article in the 90s about a theory of why blacks in USA generally have higher IQs than blacks with similar life situations in Africa, and related it to their European heritage.
Doubt it ever got a followup because academia would never let something like that be published in this anti-truth censorship climate.
>>79165898
>Project Runway offices
>Christian Siriano is sucking his asian boyfiends minicock
>enters her POC trisexual secretary
-"Some fat bitch is bitching about beauty standards,red carpet and shit in jewitter"
-as he cleans the cum from his mouth "that would be some good press, is she atleast pretty so it will look nice?"
-"she looks like the abortion of a gorilla and steve buscemi"
-"fuck, well will do something, send her some emojis or something"
>>79166400
Freaking Aziz Ansari. Love that guy.
>>79165393
What is wrong with shame? Shame tells you that something is wrong. Some people should be ashamed of their bodies. They should change what they can, to improve themselves. If it can't be changed, they should eliminate themselves from the planet, for the good of the rest of humanity. It's a nice theory, this SJW 2016 stuff, but how this disgusting animal got this far, through four decades, I can't understand.
>>79165393
OH HAAAAAYL NAW
>>79166704
>She can't use the race card so she's pulling one of the newer cards in the leftist deck... the fat shaming card.
well, she might have burned bridges with the other designers. Imagine her dropping terms like "racism" and "body shaming" during a fitting.
She might be blacklisted (snort) for other reasons by being volitile. It's like a girl who got caught lying about rape or sexual harassment. It's not that she's ugly, she might be too volatile to work with.
God her face makes me sick
>>79165393
I enjoyed it when she BTFO'd those SJW's whining about her character being a black stereotype.
YASSSS
SLAY
QWEEEN
White middle class girls need to die.
>>79174911
>if it can't be changed they should eliminated themselves from the planet, close quote
Really? As I see it, shame should only come to those who have a problem like obesity, or anything, if they're responsible. There are some people who can't change their sickness/etc. The people who deliberately become sick through degenerate habits are the ones who should be ashamed, and that's the reason why. They're being something terrible that some people don't even have a choice in. That's their shame.
>>79166057
>YAAASSSS
It's real.
the truth is they could have found a more appealing loud black woman.
Theres a million of them in LA
>>79165393
JUST
>>79174087
Niggers tend to not leave their cities. Rural areas don't put up with their shit.
>>79167447
Thats her comedy hitting on white guys. And I just realized its an All State Insurance commercial
>>79170239
Is that english? I literally cannot understand what it is saying.
>didn't read the books
Eternal niggerfaggot.
>>79173524
>How can you go on a walk at night in such areas?
You can't, but it's also true that it would be unwise to walk alone through certain areas of many West European cities. We've allowed our chimps to think themselves noble, oppressed supermen. It would be funny if the consequences weren't so much black on white crime. As is, I'd rather not live in a major city on the East Coast like I do right now... With the way things are going, I might head out to Arkansas or whatever.
>>79175334
You don't have to be culpable for something for it to be bad. Sure, you might not be blameworthy for something, but it is still shameful. The idea that only things you are responsible for choosing are relevant is a couple hundred years old, and entwined with liberalism. But it isn't true. If you are truly sick or truly ugly, and cost the world more than you give it, then it is right for you to sacrifice yourself.
>The curvy 48-year-old is hardly the only celebrity to be turned away by hard-to-please designers.
>The Curvy
>Curvy
>Cites other examples like fatass McCarthy
>"Who're you wearing, Jones?"
>"A tarp!"
>>79170528
You know it was from the book years before shillary ran for pres right?
>>79171271
ok fuck it i'm racist. pretending like this and me are the same species is ridiculous.
>>79170239
>>79170239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM9UvNomgV0
>>79167447
Maybe she at least realizes she's an ogre and doesn't care. If she plays into it then I would actually respect her more for that. If she bitches and moans about 'beauty standards' then she can fuck right off.
>>79170528
>they are trying SO hard to turn Cersei into Hillary, it's scary.
Cersei is obviously a villain though.
>>79175468
>hard-to-please designers
the designer literally has to make her a dress to wear and keep. if the designer doesnt think he can make her look good then her wearing the dress is bad for his brand. whatever designer eventually agreed to make her a dress only did so because he can separate it from his brand and make it an act of charity.
>>79165393
wait, this thing is a woman?
>>79175468
>this is curvy in america
fucking nigger my country up
>>79176488
she's got classic marilyn monroe curves
>>79165648
Wow, as soon as I opened that image the word "frumpy" flashed into my mind as an automatic response to the sordid sight before me. That's a stunningly unaesthetic woman right there.
>>79167069
You retard, you making us look dumb and uneducated
>shaming
From now on, anyone who promotes this word, or anything social justice, I'm calling them a fascist.
>>79173168
you couldn't be referring to the "free" city merchants that finance wars for money could you.
Or the great ice wall of trump keeping out ice terrorist and less civilized mexicans
>>79166057
She'll remember everything because an elephant never forgets.
>>79176316
Someone edit this with "Frolic Intensifies"
>>79168170
>Imagine being a generic white male in that scene and having to be all like "damn Leslie Jones, you totally passable as human being, all normal with your ebonics and horrific androgynous gorilla face...
>>79174689
> Gorilla and Steve Buscemi
I'm dying
>>79166739
i'm ready when you are burgerfriend
>>79166683
You know how someone can be born super beautiful? Well, the same thing can happen in the opposite.
>>79173519
>>79173607
Roman candles*
>>79165648
How could you deny evolution having seen this?
>>79170531
Honestly don't see the Hilldog connection - elaborate?
>>79177417
Good god, those two look like Yukio Mishima's rejects.
![Ghostbusters[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7mPe3ub.jpg "Ghostbusters[1].jpg")
I love how Sony actually went the extra mile to cast a real gorilla for the new gender-swapped ghostbusters movie.
>>79173188
Jesus. Lighten up, Slobenia. You sound like a hysterical SJW freaking out that you don't make your son wear a dress every other day.
>>79173519
Roman candles. They look scary as all Hell, and there is some minor danger, but it would take a pretty unlucky shot to do real damage.
Used to do this every 4th of July (and a week or so on either side of it) when I was a kid. Bunch of us would generally shoot them around the street, occasionally point them at each other for lulz. With moderate care, the shit just bounces off of you. You don't point them at someone's face, and generally don't really try to hit anyone, just shoot in each other's general direction.
Mad fun on a pitch black street or field. Magical, even. We'd shoot bottle rockets at each other and throw strings of firecrackers at each other, too. In my neighborhood, probably about 20-25 of us, every summer for half a dozen years from about age 11 through 18 or so.
Fuck this gay Earth already. All the best fun of childhood is being crushed out of our souls.
>>79177417
>tfw you will never be a roof korean (asian)
>>79169704
>>79177549
She was "intelligently" designed that, anon.
>>79177736
Sure they do, but they're called Camping tents.
>>79166053
> "curvy"
Like a refrigerator carved out of pork fat is "curvy."
Thing is, I actually have sympathy for someone like her, a woman born very large and fat in all the wrong places with a gorilla's face. I mean, shit. Having that many dice roll that hard against you, never being able to just be sexy and get it on with someone else who's sexy.
I getthat frustration, that anger at life being so fucking cruel.
But to try to "cope" with it by being that fucking delusional. A lot less sympathy for that.
>>79173229
dear
god
why
HOLY FUCK I AM DYING.
>Curvey
I hate shit like this.
PEOPLE SHOULD FUCKING STOP BEING IN SUCH PETTY DENIAL AND ADMIT WHEN THEY ARENT HEALTHY OR FAT OR EVEN TOO SKINNY.
JESUS FUCK, ITS THE MOST ANNOYING SHIT. ITS SOMETHING THAT IS 100% OBJECTIVE 100% OF THE TIME.
YOU FAT AND UGLY, WORK OUT AND EAT BETTER. STILL UGLY? PLASTIC SURGERY CAN FIX NEARLY ANYTHING.
10/10 BODY BUT A WITCHES NOSE? WE CAN FIX THAT>
FUCKKKKKKKKK
>>79178158
The replies calling her beautiful are equally delusional. If she is beautiful I guess the word itself fails to have meaning.
>>79173229
Fucking hell
>>79165648
>American Museum of Natural History
TOP KEK
>>79177092
