what would you do if you were black?
>>79145626
kill myself
>tfw part black
rook to h2
>>79145626
Kill myself for not being part of the master race
>>79145626
black rook h2
white king g1
black queen g2
checkmate
>>79145626
> Cash welfare check
But for reals Qf4 looks pretty good
>>79145626
Rook to adjacent pawn, he must move the king and then you move queen adjacent to rook. Nothing he can do.
Oh, you mean skin color? Join a gang or kill myself, I don't know.
>>79145809
sorry to hear that,
... but yeah, white male king is in check and the only legal move is Kg1.
then what?
also, any other chessfags on pol?
>>79145626
checkmate in 2 obvious moves.
>>79145904
>>79145830
>>79145908
correct!
>>79145904
this
>>79145626
>what would you do if you were black?
nuffin
I din du nuffin
>steals a bike
>>79145626
that's too simple. even retards can solve this
>>79145626
get my welfare check
>>79146208
poland's got it
>r takes h2
>>79145626
Rh2+
Kg1 - Qg2#
>>79146329
move white king to the right?
>>79145626
>implying this is in any way difficult
My wife's son who is 5 could see the obvious mate in 2.
>>79146329
b8-->>Q##
>>79146329
BxA8
>>79145626
be a king and an alien and a god and a rapper and a teacher and an astronaut
we wuz kangz
>>79146474
Kxb8
White to play and win. It's a combination, there's no immediate mate.
>>79145626
>what would you do if you were black?
>ctrl+f "nuffin"
2
c'mon, /pol/
>>79145626
At least make the puzzle challenging
>>79146329
take the rook with the pawn, but its not mate in 1
>>79145626
Move my black rook and take the pawn at h2, check.
White king moves to G1 to get out of check
Move black queen to g2, checkmate
>>79146572
wouldn't the king just take the promoted queen? and then the rook due to check?
>>79145626
Devote my life to not being a nigger.
>>79146329
BishopW downleft
KingB upright
RookW up
>>79145626
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EwzisBEHc
>>79145626
Get money for dem programz
Ayoo imma kang an sheeit
Rape, commit crimes, get welfare, drag society down, blame white people for everything, cry racist, not work, breed like roach, participate in drive by, wear gang colours, start rap career.
This is the only valid answer. If I was a nigger I wouldn't be as smart as I am when white.
>>79145626
Chimp and flip the board, probably yell some BLM shit about all the black pieces I lost, generally just be too stupid to see white already let me win.
>>79146658
yes I meant it's bait
>>79146703
lol
>>79145626
Qe4
anyone up for a game on chess.com?
https://en.lichess.org/lBQDKFQG
1v1 me /pol/
>>79146329
White pawn move 1 ahead.
Become queen.
Check.
Black king takes pawn/queen.
White queen takes black queen.
Checkmate
black rxh2
white kg1
black qg2
checkmate
>>79146909
I'm not very good but I'll play
>>79146543
Bxf7 then Ne6
>karjarkin vs magnus in the world champs
pajeet btfo
Queen C2 to E4 then Rook G2 to G4 checkmate
>mirin?
>>79146964
Was thinking that as well, but need to make sure Kxf7 is still okay
>>79146911
are you really rated 1572?
>>79145809
lel thats the obvious move and not the one I picked that also checkmates in 2 moves. I must be autistic. I guess I went against my first instinct only cause it was raised as a question and figured it couldn't be the easiest most obvious solution. I said...
>>79147054
>>79147074
It's called the Bobby Fischer trap
>>79147246
that's not a realistic elo
>>79145626
nuffin
>>79145626
Talk about how we wuz kangs n shit after I lost.
>>79147335
mines 1200, but I've only just started playing this year.
>>79146911
>https://en.lichess.org/lBQDKFQG
getting DESTROYED
>>79145626
Rob white people and get away with it:
Step 1: target a rich liberal white family who doesn't own guns and lives in a gun free neighborhood
Step 2: start twitter war with nigger who looks like me and tell him to meet me at certain time and place to fight irl.
Step 3: rob the rich white people at gun point and shame them with white guilt and quotes from malcom x and mlk if the act up.
Step 4: drive away in getawaway car and call in the robbery to the cops in a "white voice" on a burner phone posing as a concerned white neighbor
Step 5: nigger lookalike shows up at the rich white people's house after I'm long gone and after i called the cops. This was the time and place I told the nigger to meet me to fight irl.
Step 6: cops arrest the lookalike nigger and the white folks I robbed are "100%" sure he's the robber because all niggers look the same to whites especially when they rob you.
Step 7: repeat this over and over. Profit $$$
>>79147575
im not really dedicated desu. im a novice so far
seems like a fun game
>>79147296
bobby Fischer was fucking awesome.
>>79146911
gg lad
try this one
>>79145906
8/10 not a bad troll
>>79148230
Qg5 then Qg2
>>79148602
pretty good, you're into chess I imagine?
>>79148708
Kinda, though I'm far from good.
>>79145809
>>79145991
WHERE DO I LEARN TO GIT GUD AT CHESS REEEEEEE
>>79148948
chess tempo dot com
on the left menu>training>chess tactics
solve those puzzles for 10 minutes a day or more! The more the faster you learn!
Make an account and it will match your skill within 10 puzzles.
Each puzzle is a ranked opponent, so as you miss puzzles, you get matched against easier puzzles. Everyone's match results automatically ranks the puzzles by difficulty.
This is the fastest and best way to get good quick and have solid gameplay.
https://lichess.org/E9Xa2MlV
it's go time
Was Bobby Fischer redpilled or schizo about the Jews?
>>79149306
Hey I've also heard of this lichess.org place. Is that a good one too? Which is better?
>>79149704
both have the same concept, but chess tempo has a lot more options. If you fail, you can look step by step what the correct answer was.
The comments include other people posting why X common mistake wouldn't work and you can see another board playing it out
There's a stats page with your rank as a line graph where you can see your skill getting better over time which is really satisfying
it has a dedicated portion for endgame tactics (just how to actually mate someone)
lichess looks like it's still in beta in comparison
don't suck this time!
https://lichess.org/lHIbMOcr
anyone join
>>79149467
but they are one and the same
>>79146543
isn't this fischer reshevsky from some US championship. looks familiar.
>>79145626
>collect welfare
>blame white and get away with everything
>rape dem white wimin
>drink malt liqour and eat alot kfc
>steal bikes on regular basis
>making a new mixtape
>playing basketball
>>79147335
lol yeah it
Im not him but have a 1505 elo chess IQ Test I took. Gives you 5 minutes per situation and tests your true potential. So basically how good we are when we don't make mistakes. At my level one mistake against someone as good as me is game over. Love chess and thats why Im obsessed with BJJ slowly kicking their ass.
>>79147709
>this is correct
>>79145626
Fuck white girla and make their dads angry, oh wait, I already do that
shit post on /pol/ nothing would change
>>79150152
Actually I think the only reason I heard about this lichess place was because you can set up your own matches and give out special codes or URLs or whatever to anyone you want and they can play against you. Some place on 4chins I found a chess thread and everyone was sharing games and I wanted to participate.
>>79145626
I wish I knew how to play chess.
>>79145626
1) Move your tower to h2 - check
2) white has to move the king to g1
3) move queen to g2 - win
>AYY WHITE BOI WHERE DA WHIT WMEN AT?
i'd basically just say that all the time cause it's funny
>>79151624
yes, lichess is best for pickup games
>>79146329
Put the runner away from danger one to right-down and force the tower or king to be moved out. Then kill the tower.
>>79145626
Put woman to d3 and kill tower next round and you have checkmate
BATTLE ME
https://lichess.org/SDc4AT1p
ALL COMERS WELCOME
>>79152247
NEXT VICTIM ENTER
https://lichess.org/fpJoMyvY
>>79145626
Nuffin
>>79151727
What's it like being an idiot?
>>79145991
>mfw i thought white queen was black
If you checkmate your enemy, he wins.
>>79152430
Quite relaxing actually.
>>79145626
In africa uniting my my people and teaching them right from wrong and forming a prospering country.. but thats my white brain working. SO I supose if I was black, Id be in a run down house in any major american city collecting welfare money to spend on weed and booze, food stamps to sell for extra weed money, and slinging crack on the side to buy more rims while dodging child support fees.
>>79151727
Fuck off, Arya.
Kill the other blacks, blame the whites for it and wait for the whites to overthrow their own queen.
>>79146329
Only way to do mate in 1 is to move pawn to b8 and transform it into a black knight.
Its kinda out of the box solution, but basically there are no rules saying you can't turn the pawn into a piece of the opposite color.
>>79145626
Queen to E2 to trigger a succesion of trades and begin the slog towards a checkmate (if they're good) or just win in a few (if they suck)
>>79151335
link?
https://en.lichess.org/nzJK4IWS
if anyone wants a 1v1
