Venezuelan pupper-fridge thread.
Ask me anything, no chavistas allowed.
Why are you refrigerating dried pasta
Looking for the gril in >>79126444
Let's find her a husband!
>>79128152
How come people don't grow their own food? You'd think since the country is descending into madness you could just start growing shit everywhere without police hassling you
>>79128301
Cause it goes bad really quick, low quality wheat imo.
Last thread archive?
Question time,
How much for 1gram of cocaine, or 1 case of local beer?
>>79128152
reported you to the authorities for hoarding
>>79128152
Nice, I hoped you guys open a new thread.
Are you able to order items over ebay, amazon (not just digital goods, but also physical) and recieve them via shipment?
>>79128301
this
>>79128321
Seriously I'm very open to it.
My aunt also married a guy to escape this hell, but it was a fake marriage.
>>79128368
15-20$ for 36 beer case
>>79128324
Chavez took the farms, gave em to the proletariat, production dun gufed.
Was this real communism this time?
>refrigerating pasta, flour and bread
>>79128437
Yeah but why not just start doing urban farming like people in detroit were doing when their city started going to shit
>>79128152
wait a sec
you can freeze vegetables?
Why was hugo chavez such a fucking faggot?
>>79128407
Yeah dhl operates here, no food allowed.
>>79128389
Sod off
>>79128408
Read
>>79128361
>>79128152
Nice try with that government propaganda pic op. You got any pics of kids holding up their lunches too?
>>79128548
This.
>>79128505
I refrigerate my video games, don't see a problem
>>79128361
It doesn't go bad if you keep it dry instead of exposing it to condensating moisture in the fridge.
>>79128152
are red peppers yummy frozen like that?
>>79128581
Can you name all the restricitions, or atleast some of them ?
>>79128489
>B-BUT IT WASNT REAL COMMIENISM!
>>79128548
Govmnt is trying to do urban farming but it aint yielding enough production to feed millions niggu
STOP CROSSING THE BORDER
>>79128548
if the country is in such a state then people would probably just loot your farm as it started to produce crops honestly. At least chicago has the illusion of stable government overseeing it, Venezuela can't even say that.
>>79128407
>Are you able to order items over ebay, amazon (not just digital goods, but also physical) and recieve them via shipment?
You can buy stuff, but pray to the heavens the customs people don't decide to keep them for themselves.
If you're going to buy stuff online you MUST use a forwarder or a P.O box, but they are expensive as fuck.
I know a bunch of stories about people who imported via the normal mail and got their shit stolen.
>>79128712
>Govmnt is trying to do urban farming but it aint yielding enough production to feed millions niggu
Have you guys ever thought of doing it yourselves rather than letting the government do it? People in detroit were literally just digging up city property and planting gardens all along the sides of roads.
Eggs don't last past 2 weeks in a fridge you idiot
>>79128665
>It doesn't go bad if you keep it dry instead of exposing it to condensating moisture in the fridge.
bugs too maybe. I get meal moths all up in my grans if I don't put that shit in the freezer. Fuckers eat pasta, flour, rice, granola, cereals, anything.
>>79128665
Ive seen holes in my spaguetti if i keep it outside the fridge for days lol
>>79128706
Absolute Currency control, price controls on almost 30 basic goods, those two are the main restrictions
>>79128666
Yeah, gotta unfrost em properly thou
>>79128742
HUEHUE
>>79128837
They do
>>79128152
Will you eat your pupper if you run out of food before escaping your hellholes?
>>79128926
Youre the ones that hold a dog meat festival annually fags, i love my pupper
>>79128152
http://www.speedtest.net
Please post your results.
If it is faster than mine, I'm sending it to Congress.
>>79128837
they can last up to five you prissy faggot
>>79128845
I see. But if bugs are a problem you shouldn't put everything in one bag, like in OPs pic.
>>79128926
I already eated my dog, my cat and a couple of my fingers
You know what hurts me the most atm?
I have no cat food. My poor fucking cats have to go through a hard as fuck time and eat shit they don't like. Feels bad.
>>79128908
Do you have access to electricity 24/7 or is it some third world grid ?
Damn OP, do you have to worry about people breaking in your home yet?
I am thinking stuff happening there, will happen here eventually. I am thinking more locks and bars on my windows.
Picture of my fridge atm, couldn't post it in last thread.
>15 slices of ham across 3 containers
>water
>some cut up mangos in the pot
>potatoes
>some rice in tupperware
>one sausage in freezer
>>79129136
Let them eat rats
>>79129153
24/7, caracas has 0 power cuts
>>79129041
Movistar LTE on my nexus5
>>79129153
21 hours a day
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/04/venezuela-electricity-rationing-160422104902099.html
>>79128152
wheres your ice trays; don't you enjoy ice in your drink
>>79129135
>I already eated my dog, my cat and a couple of my fingers
Wasn't it in Venezuela in prison they made a guy eat his own fingers?
>>79128152
Why dont venezuelans switch to Bitcoin?
>>79129136
try to feed birds outside your house and let your cat do the rest, maybe he will bring a gift too.
>>79129280
Most of the population is digitally illiterate.
>>79128152
>10 pounds of rotini
>3 pounds of lasagna
>2 pounds of vermicelli
>5 dozen eggs
>Venezuelans are living off eggs and dried semolina pasta.
What the fuck are you putting on all that goddamned pasta?
>>79129251
Zoom in bro, i have 2 trays
>>79129212
Sod off rican
>>79129198
Shit bro, you having it hard
this is so depressing. hope things somehow work out for you. are you planning to escape?
>>79128152
are those the last remaining red peppes in all of venezuela?
OP you ever think about cannibalism?
Lure some gay to your home... take em out.
Have all the meat you want.
Do you have your own image boards, or do you hispachan?
>>79129339
oh crap my bad
>>79129251
>>79129212
>>79129309
My cat can't hunt he is old as fuck.
I want to put him to sleep so I can feed the other two better but I feel bad about taking his life away.
>>79129334
I have a shitload sauce in my storage room
>Napolitana PORCODIO
>>79129354
Not now, hoping things get better
>>79129358
Lol, they are common in farmer markets in caracas
>>79129421
Dunno always used 4chan
>>79129379
Top kek, nice suggestion
>>79129221
Wow venezuela gets better internet than canada lol
OP question, thoughts on this 5?
>>79129358
tears
Do you have access to toilet paper? What do you wipe your arse on?
>>79129136
omg poor kitties
you mentioned that you and your family can eat 3 meals a day. are you better off than most?
>>79128563
Yes, it retains the majority of nutritional benefits too. Those packets of frozen vegetable pieces you buy at supermarkets are actually reasonably nutritious.
>>79129379
There's got to be plenty of commies that he can eat before having to resort to fags, though.
>>79129491
There's a lot of poor Venezuelans posting in hispachan about the sortage.
>>79129496
Thats mobile, landline internet sucks hard, max speed you can get is 10mbps down
>>79129548
I hoarded like 3 sacks
>>79129254
They only chopped his fingers, i cant find the video, sorry
>>79129612
Min wage = you getting raped hard atm
>>79129280
A large part of the people here cant even read or speak properly, let alone operate a mouse
do you get scared that you wont have enough food for doggo? the first thing to do in the apocalypse would be to kill your pets so they dont have to suffer, at least thats what id do
>>79128563
how do you even live my man?
>>79129379
the guy wants to survive until it gets better not get AIDS
>>79129616
>Thats mobile, landline internet sucks hard, max speed you can get is 10mbps down
I pay $60cad/month and only get 25mbps dl, 5mbps up
>>79129491
Don't eat gays, they will give you all kinds of weird diseases.
Here in the West Muslims chop up children they raped and killed and put them in their Dönerkebap, selling it to infidels.
Not even exaggerating http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1552482/Missing-girls-body-put-into-kebab.html
What's going to happen after you guys overthrow your dictator
>>79129491
Venezuelans the new pasta niggers? Have you guys really out-italianed the italians?
>>79129555
Yeah definitely. The people that have it real bad only eat once or twice. We have kids who are fainting from hunger at school and a couple of them died from malnutrition.
I'm part of those who only spend money on food. Nothing else, we can't afford it otherwise.
>>79129221
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THAT'S BETTER THAN HERE
How'd the commies pull that one off?
>>79128152
How does this make you feel
>>79128152
Cute pupper, here's an owl.
>>79129785
Topfucking kek
>>79129816
Wish i could get something like that for my pc, also im capped to 1gb a month without slowdown on mobile
did recent events redpill the majority of the venezuelans or are they still cucked by the government?
>>79129354
Yes. To chile in two months.
>implying i can afford a plane ticket
Buses and hitchhiking for me, hope I make it with all my organs
>>79129869
internet gets a lot better when only 3 people use it
NK probably has god tier speeds
>>79129835
I doubt they would actually overthrow Maduro. They are probably going to wait until the opposition gets stronger and vote him out. Unless Maduro goes crazy and removes general elections.
>>79129616
That's still better than a fair share of Canada dude.
>>79128434
You can always marry a /pol/ack.
The only problem is that he'll vote for you go back.
>>79129894
How expensive is your internet ?
>11 up
>>79129894
>Wish i could get something like that for my pc, also im capped to 1gb a month without slowdown on mobile
Well $60/month for what I get is pretty shitty. Even Romanians pay like 1/100th that for the same thing
How long until you start sucking up to the US government? ;)
>>79129629
>>79129254
found it
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b6c_1382051040
>>79129858
any feelgood story to share? some commie get fucked in the ass with a fork or something?
>>79130001
Meant for
>>79129221
I had a friend from Venezuela once... I hope he's alive. We used to play WoW
>>79129869
not big news
ISPs here suck ass
>>79128802
>doing things yourself rather than letting the government do it
Maduro squad will be at his door now, well done
>>79129878
Wow.. She has like 30$.
Tfw no qtpie latin gf who will always be graceful for getting her out of her shithole of a country
>>79128802
Climate like venezuela is not as easy as you may think. Fruit trees do really well but the take at least a year to get going and many more years to start getting a good harvest.
Faster growing plants like tomatoes and peppers have to deal with fast growing weeds and a higher bug population then places up north.
>>79128152
Bruja, ¿tenes comida pal perro? o ¿el perro es la comida?
>>79128152
food is so abundant and cheap here in america I could throw all the food in my fridge away and fill it right back up for $50. Total chump change
>>79129917
that's actually an excellent area to choose to start over. good luck hermano
>>79129883
It is obviously a doggo, not a pupper.
>>79130205
/reddit/
He called it a pupper himself
>>79128434
are you cute?
>>79128152
Share a Venezuela recipe?
>>79129896
Some of them seem to have woken up. But most gov dickuckers still believe chavez will come back and save them from starvation. Plus tje gov holds most media outlets in its service PLUS 80% of the guns in the street. So yeah it's a grim future
>>79129992
The internet is less than 1$ put it is super shitty
>>79129850
>PUREPASTADIETLUIGGI P O R C O D I O
>>79129878
I dont give a fuck, her dads dead kek
>>79129869
Movistar, based spanish niggers giving quality mobile network
>>79129883
Cute
>>79129896
Cucked, tech illiteracy is rampant
>>79129992
Like us$10 a month, depends om the exchange rate you choose
>>79130022
>mynewamazonoverlords
>>79130173
Tiene robustin todavia menol
>>79130185
Dhl wont bring it
>>79130266
Ive been in 4chan since 2006, pools closed you disgusting nip, back2leddit
>>79130266
Saved it off /an/.
>>79128505
maybe it's the humidity? Venezuela is in the tropics after all
>>79130314
http://www.panningtheglobe.com/2014/03/29/reina-pepiada-arepas-chicken-avocado/
>>79129858
That's really sad. :(
Post face and let's find you a husband!
>>79128802
Okay you clearly haven't tried growing your own food because it's extremely difficult to time harvests according to your need, unless everyone lives off of lettuce leaves and cherry tomatoes. Plus, half the city would have be turned into agricultural land to recoup the agricultural failings of Venezuela.
>>79128152
>that dog will serve as reserves at current rate of doomed nation
>>79128152
Seeing things like this genuinely makes me sad. I hope things turn out okay for you bro.
can someone give me tldr of what is going on in venezuela?
the future didn't even seem this grim in mercenaries 2
>>79130314
Arepa con queso
You need flour and cheese.
>>79128152
Im not "impressed" seeing those brands in your fridge. Are those colombian products?
>>79128152
Post pupper and give it lots of head pets and eggs pls
>>79130474
Well the idea isn't to completely support yourself off of it, you just need it to remove some of the financial burden of buying food.
Shit like herbs and whatnot would be easy to grow. Plus you can live off potatos and milk alone, they have all the vitamins and minerals that you need to survive.
>>79128152
Why do you have eggs sitting on eggs when you clearly have one empty spot on the bottom shelf?
>moved out ov caracas to Tampa
>mfw looking at glorious American supermarkets
>mfw seeing how there's so much food churches, hospitals, and even the government practically give that shit away for free
>mfw going from dollar store and wandering into a fucking publix and it's the most beautiful fucking thing I've ever seen
>mfw restaurants all over that are cheap as fuck and DON'T cost an arm and a leg, and you get some good damn food for even just 15 bucks as opposed to venezuela where a shitty Wendy's would cost a small fortune, and there'd be nothing but the patty and bun
>for once I'm not scared of going hungry anymore
>>79130582
Look tasty! Can I add Bacon/Olives to it? Or Guacamole?
>>79130353
>mynewamazonoverlords
Come on, you'd sell out your own people just to lift those sanctions.
>>79130575
we let the gov take the means of productions and they fuck it up really bad
>>79130597
Pastas eduardo are venezuelan, so, is PAN, wich brands seem colombian?
>>79130720
Just lazy
>>79130602
Here have some venebeagle
>>79130514
Menchi!
>>79128152
>Putting your peppers in the fridge
ISHYGDDT
>>79128434
are you cute?
Ill dick you down
Hows it feel that I make this after 3 or 4 days of delivering pizzas? (tips only)
>>79130831
so this is just a regular day?
I thought some major happenings were going on
that makes it even more depressing
>>79130575
>Venezuela had a lot of corruption between 1960-1998
>Poor people voted for Chavez because of the Caracaso
>Oil was at 100$ per barril
>Fuck ton of social programs and expropriation
>Really shitty management
>Chavez is kill
>New presiddent
>Oil is 30$
>The goberment destroyed all the productive companys, more than 1000
>We need to import everything butdont have $
>We dont have enough food, and medicine
>>79130473
I'm a cute blonde virgin, pretty sure any guy would like me.
I heard american guys gather at one of the city's decent night clubs, but I've never been there and I doubt they're looking for wives.
How much $ do you make a week?
>>79129221
Your internet is twice as fast as mine
rEEEEEEEEE
>>79130987
well yeah, that and people rioting because they have no food.
>>79128152
God help you, Venebros.
I had a boss born in Venezuela, used to tell me about the glory days when she was younger.
Will the Venezuelans rise in revolt against the commies one day? Is there a happening now?
>>79131083
So uh....how you guys gonna fix this one?
WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING BITCOIN
>>79130966
I wish people tipped me with deodorant and a shirt, all I get is useless paper.
>>79131128
Legit, marry a /pol/ack. With all the lonely mother fuckers on this board you're bound to find one who likes you and whom you like too.
>>79131128
>not shure if should call tits or gtfo because interesting thread
>>79130783
You can add everthing to an arepa, is like a sandwich.
>>79131128
how white are you? and, yes, guys in clubs are not looking for wives to take back.
>>79130906
>not freezing perishables.
>saying frige not freezer.
>>79131134
Honestly if I'm lucky I can make $10 a month.
>>79130966
>$20 tip on a pizza
i thought 10-15% was customary
>>79128152
What's the name of the dog? What is he (or she) looking for?
How the hell is everyone not redpilled on this shit? WTF is going through their heads?
>>79131158
>tfw 600 down, 417 up.
>>79131128
Pls be waifu
>>79131319
my god, thats terrifying. You should set up a bitcoin account and receive some donations.
>>79130966
Feels bad man, i wont lie
>>79131158
>Venezuelans are faster mobile shitposters than aussies
>>79131134
Three currency rates, 6.30x$1 (food imports), 600x$1(remaining imports) or 1000x$1 (black market imports). Corporate lawyer here, @6.30 it would be like 7k, at 600 it would be a hundred obamas, and at black market rate aylamo
>>79131134
i earn like 70 or 100,000 bs per month...thats like $70 o $100.
Poor people earn like $20 monthly
>>79130884
I bet I'm the only other person here that gets that excel saga reference.
>>79131303
Oh I forgot, I'm full white. People actually make fun of me for it, since most people here are brown.
>>79131291
Where do I register in the /pol/ dating service?
>meanwhile in venezuela
https://youtu.be/KqEVYbPw9lI
>>79128152
That's nice OP.
I'm gonna go to KFC to get a big fucking bucket of chicken for ultra low price and throw away half the bucket.
HAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHA!
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
>>79131319
i'd donate that if i could somehow do it anonymously. srs this thread is so depressing
>>79131216
I dont think that it can be fixed, the goberment says that everthing is becuase of "La guerra económica" and the "OligarquÃa", and "Pitiyankis". And the venezuelan in general are as shitty as they can be.
>>79130837
Damn dude your dog is fucking HUNG
>>79128152
VIDF, pls go
>>79131367
Benji he wants to eat my pasta cause hes a lambucioo
>>79131498
t. Tyrone
>>79131468
age? stats?
>>79131462
One is enough Anon, thanks.
>>79131128
Post pics
>>79128152
where did you get food wtf
>>79131498
>>79131602
Throwing away half is probably good for your health.
>>79128152
marico thats a loot of pasta
>>79129869
>This country isnt Commie
When i start my good paying job, i'll move next to the Border, and marry a Venezuelan qt and keep her with me
this makes me sad, if only we had a good president maybe we could go liberate you and toss out your shitty government or install a junta, I'm sure shit would be REALLY bad for like 5 years but it would probably turn around
>>79131542
Hey, at least you have patria.
>>79131535
>>79131430
Yeah I feel super bad asking for money, but thanks for the sentiment. My PP account is also my main email so I don't really want to post it here.
>>79128152
Its a good start, my mormon stash is better, but I am in america
If someone wants to giveme some love, you can send me some bitcoins 15ZWgvp8ZBQXtZvoMYjHJiMbhLgPA6L1uH
>>79130884
Oh boy, classic but cringe
>>79131795
R A R E
>>79131751
PASTA PUTANA P O R C O D I O
>>79131365
I hand in my money at the end of the night and keep the 20s. when I close on weekends, I can walk home usually with $70-$100, or even more if im lucky
>>79131457
its ok, we can't all live in America and deliver pizzas. maybe you can hop my border illegally if Hillary wins the presidency
>>79131795
>>79131795
how rare is this?
>>79131083
so just like the oil prices really fucked russia they also pounded you guys in the ass?
that really sucks dude
I hope you guys make it out well enough
sounds like you need to diversify your economy even if easier said than done
>>79131170
thats rough dude
Jesus christ I feel bad for you commiebros, I just walked out of the casino with a fat stack of brown bills. Come to glorious canuckistan and I'll buy you food, trudeau loves refugees.
>>79130966
Connor thats like $300. You didn't get 20s or 50s in a tip either so stop playing.
>>79131803
You know you can add disposable emails right?
>>79131909
Well im hoping trump wins and nukes maduro out of existence
>>79131216
Only way to fix this is by purging part of the population and educating the rest.
We're shit because the people here are shit. A stupid, ignorant, corrupt country gives birth the same kind of government.
a-at least you have decent internet
and a pupper
This is really sad, Venezuela is a country with A LOT of oil, richer than Argentina for many years.
I hope populism dies once and forever in Latin america.
Sending good vibes from here.
>>79128152
Let's go make some arepas anon :DD
>>79128152
Look at this fucking fat cat hoarding food instead of SHARING with others.
I hope police arrest you and take all of your food and re-distribute it evenly.
>>79131976
>diversify
We HAD a diverse economy, but chavez killed it
>>79130837
Those pastas looked like Doria, but now that i zoomed it properly, i see a different logo; and i've seen Harina PAN in my stores as well (Both red-ish and yellow ones), so i thought you had those brought from here.
>>79128152
What would you do when shit hits the fan?
Do you plan to move to another country? Live in a fortress?
>>79132027
On paypal? I didn't know.
>>79131128
Tits or gtfo attention whore
>>79131946
It is as rare as this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDRrfpD4nYs
>>79131976
Yeah diversify the economy is like a meme in Venezuela, everthing talks about that but no one does something to make it possible.
>>79131803
Literally takes 2 minutes to set up a bitcoin address and you can receive donations anonymously
Rate my fridge /pol/
>>79129221
bretty gud speeds here's mine
used to have 900down/700up when I used to live in austin
>>79130353
FOREVER /b/
>>79128908
>Ive seen holes in my spaguetti if i keep it outside the fridge for days lol
that's from bugs, get a plastic sealed container to store your pasta in.
>>79132255
Never change my friend
>>79132255
is that bread in the freezer
why?
>>79132255
0/10 you deserve exactly what's coming to you lol
>>79132109
>>79132235
sorry to meme on you then
at the very least hopefully people learn socialism is fucking retarded but probably not
>>79131881
Wait You're a legit BR? I thought I was the only one in here... I live in Macau lmao
>>79131803
Please post pic... Are you like pic related? (That's my sister on the left btw)
>>79131602
I will make sure to add your salty tiers to my order.
>>79131741
Thank you Japan.
Truly you are my greatest ally. Besides that other one I have :^)
>be me
>win state lottery
>get 7000$ a week for life sitting on my ass
>meanwhile people in venezuela cant make 10$ in a month working
damn.
I don't have a fridge :(
On the other hand you don't really need one if you can buy a bag of frozen vegetables and eat it the same day.
>>79128563
They maintain most nutritional value and flavor but the texture changes.
Usually frozen then defrosted veg is only good if you are using it in cooking, it turns into a slimy mess if you try to thaw then use in salad.
>>79132255
fatass/10
>>79132255
lota starch and not vegetables annon. that's not healthy.
Remember that you can plant potatoes in buckets. Easy and plentiful yield. I'd start now if I were you.
Good luck venezuelabro!
You guys should add more to the riots and start coup while asking for American assistance.
Best of luck to you guys though,
>>79132371
I thought most people have fridges in australia?
>>79132096
Go to bed Maduro
>>79132058
Thanks macri
>>79132089
Reina pepiadaaa o de carne Mechada papa
>>79132162
Sell all my shit and go to spain i guess
>>79132171
Try to add a diaposable yahoo, itll work
>>79132255
>Eating frozen food so much gibsuthecancer
>>79132285
EFG IS THAT YOU?
>>79132334
No bugs in the fridge so far tho
>>79132351
Lol nice, saved
>>79132171
how old? what are you studying? do you want kids? do you want to be a housewife/stay-at-home mom?
>>79132255
not healthy/10
I hope you have oats and almond milk, along with everything else to hit the proper amount of macros every day.
>WHITE bread
jesus christ dude
>>79128152
Who the fuck freezes peppers?
>>79131946
Rarer than Gibraltar but more common than Nauru.
>>79132252
Oh I do have that, but I don't know how to trade bitcons.
>>79132346
I guess, but sadly I don't have blue eyes.
>>79132478
How do you have food if no one else does?
>>79131575
Underrated post
>>79132478
yeah, I'm just saying, if you store it in a plastic sealed container (assuming your house isn't 110+ degrees Fahrenheit), dried pasta will store for weeks.
>>79132004
>
>>79131909
I hand in my money and keep the 20s when I hand in the money
>>79132528
People facing extreme food shortages?
>>79132171
Yes you can set a disposable email for your pp, all you need is a valid card, and that's all.
>>79128152
How long until you eat that dog? It looks pretty tasty IMO.
>>79128152
do you have to refrigerate eggs in Venezuela?
most nations do not have eggs that need refrigeration unless they are imported from America.
In the U.S. eggs must be washed before sale while in most nation it is illegal to wash before selling. this causes the refrigeration vs no-refrigeration argument
>>79132532
The same way you receive them just copy another person wallet address and hit send. not sure how you'd be able to sell your bitcoins for $ or trade bitcoin for actual goods.
>>79132532
Man, ¿eres pendejo o qué?, googlea becerro.
>>79128152
Do you have an emergency stockpile of canned food for when you eventually run out?
>>79132486
21, modern languages, up to my husband, yes.
>>79128152
>only 3 bags of harina pan
Fuck times really are hard
r8
>>79132443
in my garden i have: papaya, lemon, banana, jackfruit and avocado
>>79132654
Well since I was a kid my familty allways refrigerate eggs.
>>79132528
You'd be surprised how many flies and bugs can get in the veggies on tropical countries
t. flag
>>79132654
You don't have to but they last longer. Eggs here aren't washed for the most part, I think.
>>79132676
Are you for real trying to be bought? Venezuela must be in real deep shit
>>79129354
How about he try to unfuck his own nation instead of making it everyone else's problem?
>>79132544
Cause i got a job i guess
>>79132563
Thanks for the tip
>>79132625
>LAST RESORT
>>79132654
I put them in the fridge cause farmer markets dont come to town every week, so i have to make em last as max aa possible
>>79132669
Canned food is prohibitively expensive, i have powder milk and spaguetti sauce tho
>>79132681
Got more in the fridge undercarriage lel, didnt make it in the pic tho
>>79132711
Send me some fucking meat cristiano r.
>>79132676
nice. I'm game if you are.
>>79132711
>no soy sauce
dropped
>>79132255
Where is the burger
>>79132711
Could steal your food/10
>>79132676
I'd fug you
>>79132711
>egg cartons in cupboard
stupid tard
>>79128152
I'm hungry. Will you make dindin if I come over please?
>>79132676
btw, are u living on Caracas, or any of the states next to Colombian's border?
>>79132676
¿UCV?
>>79132825
If a guy legit asked me to move into a 1st world country you really think I wouldn't at least try to get to know him?
There's no way out m8. It's just me, my mom, and sister. Dad died thanks to the super efficient socialism medical system. We're alone and I'm scared as fuck about my future.
What kind of automobiles do y'all niggas drive?
>>79132337
>>79132338
>>79132341
>>79132383
>>79132389
>>79132478
>>79132502
>>79132910
Pic of my other fridge in my garage. Keep my main food here. Refrigerator is just for drinks and milk.
>>79132743
I am sure fruit is better than nothing, but potatoe are just best.
The hold for a rather long time and they will fill you up.
It is worth to consider.
P.s: Post pics of garden pls
>>79132938
Come over and ill make you pasta for dinner
>>79129041
This
>>79128434
Are you cute and/or far right? I own a farm in the middle of nowhere and am a ginger, autistic, fatty. But hey, you're totally welcome to come up to the country and whatnot. It would be better than talking to my cows.
I'm so lonely.
>>79128152
>Posting food pictures
Can you take a picture proving you own a roll of toilet paper?
>>79133023
Univesidad central de venezuela?
Huevon.... una vela hue
>>79129917
You could not be a leeching piece of shit. Man up and fight to take your country back.
>>79128152
Thats a pretty nice fridge for a third worlder
How rich are you?
>>79132711
Make yourself a francesinha rapido
I'm late to these threads
Is this just an "Ask a Venez" thread
>>79132338
What's wrong with putting bread in the freezer?
Witness me.
>>79133029
Better get your shit together before you start selling yourself on the streets
>>79133059
where do you keep your fiber?
>>79132870
>no canned food
Do you support the government?
>>79133059
>Mfw its been weeks since i had a pizza slice
>>79133112
Hueeeeehueeee
>>79128152
Your pupper looks like mine
>>79128152
looking pretty well stocked for the happening by venezuelan standards
>>79129221
damn dude that's like 4x my dl and 10x my up
internet where I live is literally subsaharan africa-tier
>>79133162
You will come here for the memes, but stay for the feels
>>79132361
Heeeyy.... Over here in canada it's 1000$ a week for the "Winner for life" Lottery! Are we cucked, And which state is it?
>>79132654
>>79132784
I've literally never heard of people not refrigerating eggs. In the grocery store eggs are refrigerated so I put them in the fridge right away.
>>79133172
Nothing.
Where is your bag of milk?
>>79133162
Pretty much.
hate woman posters. always turns threads into a beta fest trying to give her money
>>79133029
I'd move too, this country is getting too stupid due the two idiots fighting for power here in this country, but well, we've been fighting for more than 200 years and will continue for longer it seems.
Problem is .. how do i move? do i just go hitchhiking to Argentina, or should i try getting a Visa to the US, then ask for assylum hmm
Liiving in this country is a big risk, and tbf, i dont wanna give my kids this experience
>>79133172
lasts really really long
>>79133130
i assume he's gonna get a job there lad, from reading this thread it seems most people have jobs already but their country is too fucked up, i don't get the impression that their welfare queens
>>79133029
Do you hate closeted weebs?
>>79133172
Fridge? I dunno, never tried. Freezer? The consistency gets fucked later.
>>79133215
That's some patrician shit.
>>79133215
So the whole thing about your country imploding, 5 day a week holidays for energy saving ,etc etc, are all of those just memes forced by the media?
But hey socialism is good for EVERYONE amright ?
>>79133174
MEDIOCRE
>>79133059
Throw out everything but the meat and pierogies. Stop eating shitty food
>>79132870
Is fish okay?
I got dozens of kgs from fishing in the garage's freezer.
>>79132931
I use them a lot, so they never go bad.
Everything is actually low compared to usual, will buy more tomorrow.
Pic related is my wifi speed on this old ass cellphone, it's a samsung core plus. I have 220mbs download on my pc, can't remember the upload speed rn. I pay 59 euros a month for that plus a lot of tv channels and free calls and texts as well as 1gb mobile data.
>>79133240
cashout depends on money amount obviously
usually you get full amount in 30 years or so of monthly payments
>>79132870
Can you ship over some flaquitos, pirulins, cri cri, flips, nucita, and chochitas to florida, i miss my Venezuela but there's no way in hell im going back
>>79133172
My parents used to do that when they would buy like 4 loaves in a box at Costco. I never noticed the difference between fresh bread and thawed bread desu. It's really no different than garlic bread or texas toast which is frozen until needed.
>>79133190
I'd kill myself before doing that desu.
>>79133316
Guess what, I'm a huge fucking closet weeaboo. Have to hide it because every weeb here is the biggest fucking autist ever.
Feels bad, I can't even find a decent person to talk about this with.
>>79128152
Where is your tank to protect you from the hoards of people.
>>79133211
I said no chavistas itt
>>79133218
Woof
>>79133223
Lucky to be working atm
>>79133327
I have even more in storage kek
>>79133330
No memes, i aint defending the gov at all, country is imploding, every city cept ccs gets power cuts, youre right about the holidays too
>>79133029
Ya, ahora de serio, maduro no pasa de agosto chamita, achantate un rato
>>79128152
You don't have food.
>>79133029
I'd legit consider it. How can I contact you outside of 4chan?
>>79133198
I take pills for that
>>79133215
Do you guys have like pizza hut or Dominos over there?
>>79133330
It is true for the Public Administrations, kids on school, middle school and highschool didnt have classes on fridays
>>79129496
where are you in canada? this is my mobile here its ususlly higher on my pc
>>79133240
connecticut
>>79133381
How? Dhl dont take no food sadly
>>79133368
Fish is easy to find over here, red meat not so much
>>79133290
Abandoning your nation and taking jobs elsewhere illegally makes him a sad sack of shit. No fucking loyalty.
I'll take one for the team here. If any Venezuelan girls need a way out, I'll marry you to save you. I know, it's a bold move.
>>79133429
>I have even more in storage kek
Are you my grandma? She used to buy -way- more tp than needed.
>>79130165
My fiance I'd venezualan. All of her cousin's come to america and spend all of their money on clothes and drugs. They don't appreciate anything. Thank god she's going into a STEM field.
>>79133368
I bought a vacuum sealing machine a few years back. It's amazing how well it works. I bought it for sealing game meat like deer and elk and fish I caught. Shit keeps it fresh for a crazy long time.
>>79133447
Ya dun say :(
>>79133463
Dominoess pizzaH and papaJ, all three super expensive atm
>>79133413
Fug
Do you have skype or some sort of throwaway email?
>>79133463
Carls Jr. sucks
>>79133029
Post benis and ill consider it.
>>79132255
>>79132502
>>79132389
>>79132338
>>79133059
>>79133363
>>79132338
>Eating grain harvested Jew
Stay blubbed copper pilled fags
>>79133560
>My grandma nigga
She was the one that bought tons like 2y ago
>>79133560
You can never have enough shit paper.
>>79128152
Is your house a gun free zone
>>79133628
There is literally no food that some asshole on /pol/ack would call the Jew.
post new thread lads
>>79133657
Unless you live in Venezuela.
>>79133380
I checked, Either 1000$ every week for the rest of your life, or 675 000$ In one shot.
Internet oligarchy need to be destroyed. Same goes with cell phone providers. Overpriced and shitty. Average Americans internet speed is below developing countries.
>>79133533
You wouldn't understand the concept because the US is (in fact) not a shit country like venezuela. The problem is that not even 20 years ago the country was comparable to the US in terms of living conditions and quality of life so within one generation we see this drastic shift that people cannot handle. They want to return to the way things were before chavez and they know they can find that in the US. It's not shitskins from 3rd world syria that want to emigrate, it's professionals who know that they could be doing so much more outside their country.
>>79133245
We don't really have those in Alberta unfortunately. I miss them. Have to get the carton 2Ls or jug 4Ls.
>>79133277
That's not a problem, that's the solution that the freezer solves.
>>79133327
Consistency is fine for me.
>>79133391
That's exactly why I freeze mine. Costco is like, half the cost of a normal supermarket on bread.
>>79128434
You into cheesy neet dick?
>>79133560
>>79133657
You laugh, but I bartered TP for some other supplies after 3/11. The biggest paper plant in the country got hit.
My family wanted to ship some of my relatives in Venezuela some diapers for elderly, and doing that was too expensive, plus the chance of getting rejected or stolen by the Customs instead
sad
>>79133172
Y'all should have a cheap bread maker and buy flour in bulk from Costco it wherever. Even basic bread that is fresh is way better than store shit
>>79133215
How much are the toilet papers? How much do you make per month?
>>79133059
How are you not dead? How long have you been eating like this?
>>79128152
>landline internet sucks hard, max speed you can get is 10mbps down
The next time someone from a country that cannot feed its own Population complains about his shit Internet Speed that is still better than Mine I might have to shoot Merkel in the Head.
But I hope this can cheer someone in some shithole up
>>79133533
so you'd rather your family die for "loyalty". that's a bunch of bullshit my friend, its my family over nation everytime. if i was in their position id gtfo and you would too, don't kid yourself. they are literally starving anon.
and by fight, who do you want them to fight exactly?
>>79133747
I understand enough to fight for my own fucking nation. Something you don't understand.
>>79133763
>That's exactly why I freeze mine. Costco is like, half the cost of a normal supermarket on bread.
I miss Costco, man. I moved out to the middle of nowhere and there isn't a Costco or BJ's or Sam's Club for 50+ miles or maybe more. Kirkland branded products are the shit.
>>79133440
You've been saying the same shit for 3 years. It didn't get better, it's not getting better.
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>>79133449
I have a kik I made once, charlo9999. I prefer to talk on phone apps, it's easier.
Si alguien necesita escapar Venezuela, estoy propuesto a tener un matrimonio falso con una chica. No necesito sexo o nada, cuando llegues, eres libre.
Lo único que tienes que hacer esas pagar tu propio vuelo, y con un matrimonio conmigo puedes conseguir ciudadanÃa
>>79133797
See what I'm saying, /pol/? Stock up on toilet paper. It's something you'll laugh about until you can't find any /comfy/ soft tissue for your butthole.
I didn't expect all these feels in this thread. Shit's sad.
>>79133869
He's probably the guy that would stay in a sinking ship, like the "totally ok" meme
>>79128581
Could you order food and hide the food in something worthless like vhs tapes or dvd cases/Broken ps2s are cheap as fuck
Those horizon organic chocolate milks are sold on amazon and ebay and can be easily hidden in a ps2.
>>79133869
Yes, I'd rather fight for my nation (and possibly die) rather than let others destroy it. Fucking degenerate millennial pussies.
>>79133782
eww
>>79133819
What's the problem your government has? Height of debt or lack of creditors (or something else)?
>>79133825
Takes too long. I just get the 33 cent rolls at the store
>>79133059
Pretty much what my freezer looked like for years.
>>79134094
>>79134094
>>79134094
>>79134094
new thread lads
>>79133957
Hell, a friend bartered his one toilet flush for some bread, and I traded meat for a bed for a few nights. Felt like STALKER or something for a month or two.
>>79133640
>tfw granny is partially responsible for the Venezuelan crash
>>79132784
>>79132870
>>79133243
If the egg is unwashed like most European countries refrigerating them itself is not harmful. but the moment you remove them from the fridge water can condensate on them allowing bacteria to grow on the thin membrane left from the birth. This membrane protects the eggs from bacteria in dry environments thus no refrigeration needed. However this membrane and the unwashed nature of the egg adds the risk of contamination of bird droppings or worse from the farm and animals.
so the culture war wages, on the US side you have reduced risk of disease if they remain cold. and in the European corner you have no need to refrigerate as long as you keep them dry and aren't afraid of risking contamination.
>>79133890
Fight for what exactly? Is someone invading you? Is someone threatening to kill your family?
Americans beat their chest about fighting to defend their country when there is nothing to physically defend against! If you live in the ghetto then sure you may need to fend off the occasional nignog, but there is no physical threat the US faces. But of course you're not capable of dealing with complex, nuanced political problems that cannot be reduced to a soundbite on CNN of faux news so go ahead keep defending this country from whatever you think you're defending it against.
>>79133719
>Assjews
Stay cucked. Kek I bet you even buy into the shitting Jew trick.
>>79133819
Tell your family to look into a service called Liberty Express, Aeropost, or GP cargo. It's what you use to buy stuff into the country. You can pay shipping with bolivares or USD and your stuff won't get stolen.
>>79128152
>fridge full of food
>lives relatively comfy
>thinks things could be better if he licks american anus
>wants to suck and drink US cum so bad because he thinks it'll improve his country
Yeah, my pham comes from a place that was manipulated and consequently wrecked by direct involvement from yours truly. Their fridge is suffering from worse malnutrition than they are, I honestly don't know why they keep it on. Not only do they get constant black-outs they get water-outs; the water shuts off so they need to have a reserve or they're assed out. They're the definition of 3rd world and they live in the capital city, supposedly the most advance and civilized place in the region.
This is after taking in the 'eeuu' a long time ago. Now their country is being hollowed out for their minerals by this and other 1st world countries.. and guess what, the people remain poor as ever. Don't be a fucking idiot, don't be enamored by white illusions. Keep what's yours or you'll be drained and exploited until your land is nothing more than another worthless patch of dirt where the main export is immigrants
>>79133579
I've thought about getting one but usually I give the extra fish to whoever wants so I don't have any spoiling problems or anything like that.
I have a small farm on my backyard, chickens, potatoes, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, cabbage, some fruit trees, and some other vegetables; enough to survive, the harvests usually last for a long time before having to buy stuff
>pic related
Done harvesting a lot of stuff, will replant when it's time
>>79134162
yeah but its not dry in Venezuela
>>79133869
Fight the Chavistas. Home made explosives aren't difficult to make. Instead of expecting every other nation to act like a battered women's shelter, men should do their fucking duty to defend their countrymen from people destroying their nation.
Absolutely pathetic.
>>79134040
Our problems are related regarding post-Spain Independence
After we independized in 1810, our leaders couldnt decide on which way to follow, and we got reconquered till 1819. Since then, it's been the same shit that we cannot choose a way to follow because we keep changing lanes each 4-10 years.
Then we had the FARC and Guerrillas issue related to Communism, and people think the reason we're underdeveloped are them , while in reality it's a problem of Corruption, improper handling of natural resources, and lack of brains in the leading figures.
>>79134263
>pic related part 2
I have some other fruut trees on my front yard which looks pretty comfy since I finished building the bbq stand thingy and keep the grass nice and tidy
>>79134263
>>79134410
Comfy/10, would tend to
>>79134050
Fair enough it does take like almost 4 hours but you don't do anything during that time, it's set it and forget it, just run it before going to bed, wake up with fresh bread. Even really good fancy bread is like $1/loaf
>>79129489
:( dis make me sad
>>79130837
awwwww he's adorable
>>79132096
it truly is a cancerous ideology ain't it?
>>79134028
>>79134318
its funny how americans are the ones who disagree with me here, you literally have no idea the conditions they are living in. also, little machine guns wouldn't do shit to an army.
did anyone here mention a war scenario? why didn't you guys rebel against the government when you had economic recessions then?
im just saying that whoever leaves to get a job somewhere else to feed their families shouldn't be looked down upon, that's your purpose in life as a man, to look after your own.
if we were getting attacked by someone else then by all means id die for my country, but thats not what we're talking about is it
>>79134890
its just 1 american
I see the sentiment to leave
I hope they don't come here if they act like spics do and vote for dems
but I still see why they do want to leave
>>79128152
How many women have you fed eggs?
>>79132255
DELET THIS
>>79129004
Don't compare us to mainland savages
>>79131591
Just like the 2002 coup? Didn't work out so well. ;)
>>79137180
Sorry senpaisama
>>79135816
Lol, a lot
>>79133919
Healthy/10
