Does /pol/ have aspergers, because I kind of think a majority of people who use /pol/ has aspergers.
TEST HERE http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
>>79109849
This is 4chan yes
TEST HERE BTW, SORRY http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
>>79110001
FUCK I POSTED IT AGAIN
>>79109849
I wasn't diagnosed until college so I missed out on getting any professional help with school.
>>79109849
yeah I got it
>>79110123
The "help" I received ruined my life.
Do I have autism? Idk what this even means
Don't have mine on my phone, but it said I was neuro typical and neuro diverse at the same time. Which I think is more neuro diverse than just plain neuro diverse.
Yes I'm really smart and in therapy.
>>79111237
It means you have a mix of neurodiverse and neurotypical traits, faggot.
It looks like I got a pretty low score on the parts that say "talent". Does that mean I am retarded?
>>79109849
>benis
can't make this shit up, lads
>Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 121 of 200
>Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 78 of 200
>You are very likely neurodiverse (Aspie)
>>79109849
>neurodiverse
This is probably the same kind of person who insists people say "happy holidays" instead of "merry christmas", and "undocumented resident" instead of "illegal alien"
>>79111166
Really? With me I wish he teachers had more sympathy. I didn't immediately catch on to things that should have come naturally. It's like asking someone with asthma to run track in boots. They're going to be much slower.
>>79111237
they tell you at the top of the page.
>>79111681
thx leaf
>>79111681
It does?
>>79111887
Or that is just what the test says
>>79112449
Yes. Faggot. I took the test about a year ago, my results looked very similar to his. I have ot saved on an old hard drive somewhere around here. The explanation was that such results are a mix of neurodiverse and neurotypical traits.
Faggot.
Yes, apparently.
I feel like I would have answered the questions in a far more autistic manner before I read the game and various self help books and watched a few hundred Stefan Molyneux videos on self knowledge.
>>79109849
So, everyone is an aspie?
Hooray for data mining.
>>79111916
>>79111166
You've got to understand Anon one of the times I got help my parents send me to a group for autistics trying to get them to participate in the community and whatever.
Like I was paired with literally 60IQ retarded people, and I mean literally 60 IQ, who did nothing but throw tantrums and say the same shit over and over again. I'm autistic, I've gone through a bunch of mental tests, my IQ is exactly 122. It makes you wonder how people really perceive you when they do shit like that. You have no idea how much your ego gets damaged by people trying to "help".
To an extent I wonder if I would have been better off not knowing. Then again, I'm not high functioning to the point I'm not obviously autistic, face to face people pick up on it really quickly. Online people never do, in fact I never realized how badly the internet understood autism until autist became a common insult and nobody EVER called me it.
What does this mean? I don't get it
Nope
>>79109849
Were any of you retarded enough to give them your exact birthday?
>>79114074
>If I give them my birth month and year, they'll find me and kill me!
An autism test isn't necessary for you.
>>79113912
left side: normies
right side: autists
>>79114063
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEE
>>79114287
Good
My IQ for reference is 146.
>tfw not aspie, but not normie aswell
>tfw no talents
>>79113593
That's aspie as fuck, right?
This is pretty good right?
>>79114708
>Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 152 of 200
>Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 75 of 200
>You are very likely neurodiverse (Aspie)
you tell me
>>79113184
So you have both neuro typical and neuro diverse traits means you have a mix of neuro typical and neuro diverse traits?
>>79113650
fuck off autist
a bit, I guess
>>79109849
I just have SEVERE depression and will likely end up killing myself in some passive way.
>>79109849
i am self diagnosed with "I AM NOT A DUMB UGLY KIKE"
my prescription is oxygen and higher intelligence
>>79114837
Can I phone a friend?
My spread is:
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 102 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 112 of 200
You seem to have both neurodiverse and neurotypical traits
You weight heavily on the Aspie score.
How do you interpret mine?
>>79114938
Yes, you faggot. That is the description they give for people who achieve those results on the test.
Faggot.
>>79115264
yea im doing the same, just playing video games
>>79109849
t. rocketman
what does this result mean in detail?
>>79109849
I was diagnosed with aspergers at 15, 6 years ago. I feel like its had a big influence on my political views. I don't have anything in common with people my age as far as politics go
>>79114938
lol you literally just typed the same thing twice.
You're an autist just not a special one, I guess.
>>79109849
soi guess i'm an aspie
>>79115412
you are an american at heart with that shape
>>79115412
America?
>>79115634
>>79115662
>>79115682
plz explain im barely holding my eyes open
>>79109849
i'm pretty sure posting on 4chan is listed as a symptom
>>79115662
>>79115682
>>79115806
NEVERMIND. godamn
>>79115412
you can see into the future
>>79111818
kek
>>79115289
You're borderline so that means you blend in easier than most. Consider yourself lucky, famalam.
>>79109849
very likely neurotypical
No
img]http://www.rdos.net/eng/poly10a.php?p1=48&p2=45&p3=47&p4=19&p5=26&p6=55&p7=39&p8=0&p9=48&p10=80[/img]
So what exactly does this say about me besides that I'm not autistic
I should do something else with my life.
I'm part normie
>>79109849
I am get this.
>>79110123
I was 7 and already got professional "help" but they didn't do shit for me even when school and the home situation was a disaster.
>>79111166
Greentext please.
>>79116049
You don't seem to be that smart or have any talents but you can get a girl and make babies while shoveling coal or telling others to shovel coal for the rest of your life.
>>79115890
Thanks man, the split gets spotted from time to time but I practice hiding it.
>>79111916
Sucks to hear man, how was it for you growing up, compared to now?
>>79115574
Jesus Christ I was fucking around being sarcastic. I thought this was an aspie thread not a ninny thread.
>Neurodiverse
Holy shit I'm dying here
When did they decide to get PC? I took this test years ago and they hadn't yet made up that term.
>>79113650
yeah it's really painfully obvious you're autistic
I definitely feel autistic after 10 years of isolation due to depression and anxiety, I might as well be. Just wish I could go back to how I used to be....
>>79116446
>sarcasim
>autists thread
cmon now man
>>79116049
you are an ultra normie.
may Kek bless you with talent and perception.
>>79116337
Growing up I was easily overstimulated and had panic attacks out of nowhere. But people expected me to get a grip like I should switch it up. But now I can better prepare myself for high stimuli like shopping in a crowded store. I would never go to a sports match or concert.
so many fucking normies in this thread
come on guys, I thought this was 4chan
>>79116462
They're rigging it in a way to make it seem traditional minded and non-pc people are "autistic" to try and justify that they are somehow wrong in their beliefs and need to be treated. Fuck the left, if it means now that anyone that doesn't have open minds to the point of their brains falling out, or being massive cucks spreading their ass cheeks for every social progressive movement and hordes of multiculturalism, are autistic for being traditionalist then call me an autist for all I care.
>>79115412
It means you're Elton John, clearly.
>>79116979
Autism Speaks
Someone interpret this for me.
>>79117076
Good goy! Here's a shekel
>>79117107
Oh yes, forgot to mention the numbers:
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 81 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 113 of 200
You seem to have both neurodiverse and neurotypical traits
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 118 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 103 of 200
You seem to have both neurodiverse and neurotypical traits
>aspie
>dropout
>NEET
>drugs (md, lsd etc)
>The Game
>meditation
>fitness
>self-help
course over the last 7 or 8 years, would have been majorly more aspie without the last 5 items
>>79109849
does this mean I'm a normie?
idek what this means
>>79117107
You're an unremarkable person, barely sentient
>>79109849
>>79109909
>>79110001
>>79110030
I think you have ambergris buddy boy
>>79117107
You're not normie enough to be normie but not autistic enough to be autistic
>>79109849
does this mean i have assburgers?
![poly10a[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LE9i8GD.png "poly10a[1].png")
>>79117247
lost my image
wtf does this shit even mean?
did I win
>>79117390
Who are you voting for?
>>79109849
Can anyone interpret this pls
>>79117376
So then what am I closer to? Normie or autistic?
![M1eEQhO[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/z0nNdzn.png "M1eEQhO[1].png")
What is this.
>>79109849
No i wasn't vaccinated
>>79113650
You're pretty obviously autistic dude. You're just smart enough that people won't mind and call you out on it. You would understand this if you weren't autistic.
Most likely neurotypical, it told me
>>79109849
Actually we're all privileged white cishet neurotypical males :^)
>>79117270
I guess I'm not that normie
my aspie score was 113 and non at 119
but I always find those personality test questions vague and really malleable.
Its like reading your own astrology, self serving bias and self perception will skew the results into bullshit
For the last time:
IF YOU HAVE HIGHER MARKS ON THE LEFT, YOU AREN'T AUTISTIC. IF YOU HAVE HIGHER MARKS ON THE RIGHT, YOU ARE AUTISTIC.
It's that simple!
>>79117107
Since you asked
>>79117550
you behave like a normie but you are aspie when it comes to your hobbies
>>79117541
i would go bernie since i am a neet, but now support trump because fuck earth.
>but i wont be voting anyways
Um.. is this bad?
I literally do have the sandwich of bottoms disease, officially diagnosed and everything. What are you gonna do about it nigger lover? Harrass an innocent special needs person? Bigot.
[img]http://www.rdos.net/eng/poly10a.php?p1=79&p2=58&p3=46&p4=34&p5=80&p6=66&p7=65&p8=41&p9=58&p10=49[/img]
I own your souls and your assburgers!!!
Normal
>>79118333
80% leaf
>Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 82 of 200
>Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 142 of 200
>You are very likely neurotypical
nice
>>79118227
Yep your fucked
>>79109849
Please, God let this be a quack test. If I have aspergers neither my parents nor my teachers ever told me.
>>79118024
Where do you live? I'm planning on giving potential Trump-voting NEETs rides to polling locations on election day and early voting for those that don't want to wait in long lines. Also thinking of paying off homeless people to vote for Trump.
You better get out there and vote.
What the fuck does this mean? I don't know how to interpret the results.
>>79118726
Forgot image.
>>79118590
Voting for Trump btw, if you want to collect this data.
>>79118756
cucklifornia, bay area even
i was professionally diagnosed when i was six but my parents didn't tell me about it until i was fourteen or treat me like a freak
>>79119130
Sorry m8, was hoping for Central Florida area
Ha
Not an aspie
Awsome
>>79109849
>I'm a normie
I'm not sure if I'm okay with this
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Maybe a little weird but not unusual.
>>79109849
>
What does this nonsense even mean?
>>79118789
You have to have aspergers to decipher what it means, so your test is negative.
>>79119515
It's pretty clear to me, you're obviously talented neurodiversely speaking and half talented neutotypically speaking
>>79119777
So I have traded some normal social skills for shite talents.
>>79109849
Am I retarded?
>>79119703
Works for me, aspies are all useless scum anyways. All the ones I met that weren't manchildren covered in sticky liquid and smelling like soy sauce and feces were psuedo intellectual betas with no gainz, all I see is ground beef for the coming global war.
>>79109849
>>79113593
Holy shit, dude. I got neurotypical by the skin of my teeth, but that is something else.
>>79120156
Are you able to speak human?
Am I a Normie?
I'm Aspie for sure, without doubt.
>>79120022
Average
So I'm not an Aspie, just retarded at relationships and social situations. I didn't need that test to figure that out. Just want to be left alone so I can do shit myself.
So, I'm definitely a normie, then?
>>79120156
Jesus Christ, Texas, you might be the most autistic anon in the thread.
>>79119515
You're mildly autistic it seems. You're particularly autistic at "Talent" whatever that means though.
>>79119515
Low on the blue is autistic, high on red is aspergers.
The test tells you this.
neurodiverse fucking wrecks me
every.
single.
time.
>most likely non-autistic
What does mine mean?
For the record: I'm an attorney and was in a highly popular jock/meathead frat in college.
>>79120604
Another proof americans dont know shit. It is chilean flag ...
too much questions i am not doing any of it
>>79120946
Yeah you have extremely severe autism according to this. Sorry.
>>79120976
Shut up, Belgium
It's a meme you dip. Of course I know that's Chile.
>>79120946
Read it like this:
Blue --> not autistic
Red --> not obsessive about single things
This tells that you obsess over relationships. That's pretty typical jock behavior desu.
>>79121132
Red obsessive* about single things
So red is opposite of what I said.
>>79121054
Strong in the meme game
Forgive me Yank
pls rate
>>79121269
looks like a mosquito
>>79121269
dylan roof / 10
I didn't think I was that autistic
>>79109849
>>79109849
looks like im a normie
>>79109909
>Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 140 of 200
>Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 68 of 200
>You are very likely neurodiverse (Aspie)
I am unsurprised.
Anyone else like me wish they could just love in another place/time?
>>79109849
>>79121514
Okay, apparently im autistic
>>79121318
It looks like a garden water pitcher.
Where hell do you get a mosquito from that?
I guess I'm some kind of daywalker.
>tfw you blend in with normies but it's exhausting af
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 70 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 141 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical
Well, this is a relief.
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 109 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 84 of 200
Am I fucked?
>>79120604
>texas
you dont even need to take the test
>>79120604
I'm a bit retarded (socially). Huehue.
But I'm Engineering College student.
So I'm just partially retarded. Huehue
Never Go Full Retard. Huehue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6WHBO_Qc-Q
>What did he meaned by this?
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 85 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 132 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical
>>79122004
You're normal. Now go outside.
>>79122095
Germans demonstrating their famous capacity for humor.
Aspie Quiz
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 121 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 95 of 200
What does this mean? halp
Too bad I wasn't diagnosed until 14 when I got suspended for behavioral problems. Maybe I could have gotten help earlier and not been a social mongoloid.
[img]http://www.rdos.net/eng/poly10a.php?p1=93&p2=60&p3=74&p4=64&p5=66&p6=67&p7=79&p8=81&p9=52&p10=64[/img]
FUGGGG
Aspie:31/200
Normie:175/200
All these autists in here.
Uh talent wise I am. Otherwise normie.
I think I hide my aspbergers kind of well, but people can probably tell i'm a bit weird.
>>79109849
I gave up at the select ethnicity drop down menu. What does that make me?
>>79122357
>>79109849
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 142 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 67 of 200
You are very likely neurodiverse (Aspie)
>>79122432
>Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 142 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 82 of 200
You are very likely neurodiverse (Aspie)
>>79122390
You lucky faggot.
>>79122240
Downward facing Pac man autist.
>jewish data mining thread
>over 150 replies
>>79122559
kek
>>79122640
Did the jews make me aspie?
>>79122730
No, but they're sure glad to have logged your ip and results on the testing website.
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 44 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 165 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical
I wouldn't say I'm actually "neurotypical", since I've been diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder. But at least I'm not a fucking autist.
>>79121847
God I know this feel. I have had to work so hard to become passably social. I have to play the cool quiet guy and only talk when I'm absolutely positive I will be adding something to the conversation. Its so hard not to just talk and say random compulsive lies, or completely zone out. Ive gotten a good reputation as a good listener so that's nice but it's all so tiresome.
>>79122369
fake
What does it mean by this m8s
TFW I actually have Aspergers.
Feels good.
>>79122805
I think I'm just going to blame this one specifically, just to be safe.
>>79123215
Yeah man that was really funny.
>>79113650
You're autistic, because you browse /pol/ and seriously reply.
>>79122640
Yeah I'm sure everyone was dumb enough to answer the demographic info honestly.
>>79109849
Sincerily wtf? im pretty much everywhere? xD
>>79122095
See >>79121054
What is it with you Krauts taking everything so literal and not having a sense of humor? You're the second one so far that has replied to me in such a manner.
>>79122230
This
>>79122805
>being on 4chan and still thinking IP means anything
I guess having a talent and being a pedo makes me half an aspie
:\
>>79123517
>>79123661
Kill yourself samefag.
>>79122971
What I do is just let the bullshit flow, but at the end when people start to look at me weird, I tell them I made that up.
I may just be slightly introverted and weird, though, but it seems like the Aspie umbrella is pretty damn wide.
>I know that .gif feel.
>>79123076
You are not aspie, you are the X-Games logo drawn by someone who disregarded perspective. Probably a Picasso.
>Picasso painted you into existence.
>>79123803
I used to do that but then nobody ever believed me when I told them the truth so I stopped entirely and started having an absurdly strong cringe instinct.
39/200
171/???
Forgot to take those down
>>79123761
Oh no! I responded to two different posts! I've done a terrible thing! I'd really like to see your results for this test.
>>79123362
like your dick.
>>79122991
Jelly autist detected
>>79124006
>!
>>79124034
>another shit tier "joke"
>>79123999
>>79124147
Clear your damn downloads my god
>>79123517
Yeah there are probably only a few german descended males who were born in the same country within the same month. I should really be freaking out, right?
>>79124355
>literally unable to make a post without attaching a reddit tier joke
How new can you be?
>>79124355
>>79124480
Oh never mind, these posts >>79122357 >>79122432 explain it.
>>79124131
Oh shit, you're pissed because I called you out twice. I wasn't even paying attention to who was posting. Sorry if I rustled your jimmies, but your IP and some fake info is basically useless.
What am I /pol/?
>MFW not aspie
>Guess I'm a normie #hillshill now
>>79124355
Of course not, but anyone actually paranoid will be happy to know that IP is basically useless so if you actually don't want to put up any information you can just lie.
>>79124678
Good goy.
>>79124836
Yeah the jews have really fooled me. I definitely don't know anything about how the internet works even though it's my job. Stay paranoid.
>>79124662
People say I'm handsome.
well I'm just fucking boring.
>>79125451
At least you're capable of human interaction.
>>79123911
We're pretty close m8 >>79119424
I got the face shape too
>Do you find yourself at ease in romantic situations?
>Do you like tongue-kissing?
>Don't know
i'd vote for trump if i didn't refuse to vote
The results are in.
Am I a normie?
>Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 67 of 200
>Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 134 of 200
>You are very likely neurotypical
I just looked this shit up, i totally recognise my self!
If any one wants to know, I would have voted Brexit, (I hate what EU has become)
And i would vote for Trump
>>79123757
im a pedo too and mine didnt come out aspie
>>79114287
tfw not a retarded r9k faggot.
>>79126037
Kill yourself.
anyone else get perfectly matching scores?
>>79126246
ya ya ya i know
anyone else play up their aspie behavior purposely for amusing other people? Sometimes i really let it all out and it feels really good, and usually people laugh and find it amusing
I don't know what this fuck this means, but I know it's probably not good.
>>79112552
>>79111887
yeah you fucking idiot
>>79126571
I dont know how to tell you this... but maybe you should head on over to /r9k/
>>79109849
I am a genius and non autistic suprisingly
what the fuck
>>79126739
Go fuck yourself. How will aspies learn how to adapt if they are surrounded by a bunch of fucktards.
I learned to adapt, I can talk to people, they pick up on me being weird, but after 3 decades and parents who never took me to get diagnosed, I have learned ways to integrate my weirdness with social expectations (for the most part).
> all these dating questions
> implying aspies ever had a SO
>>79110123
You dodged a bullet, fampai.
>>79127238
I think I learned to integrate mainly because I was never diagnosed. Nothing about my life is conventional though.
>>79127087
confirmed
What the fuck is this 1 in typical talent? Am I a fucking potato or something?
>>79109849
Are you me
I'm forever alone. But atlest I'm not a fucking autistic
>>79127666
You're Canadian, not Irish.
>>79127666
Forgot pic, but holy shit, satanic trips.
Yup confirmed sperglord here, ama.
>>79114063
FUCKING NORMIE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79127666
why are there so many aspies here? really makes you think...
>>79127964
Communicating with text is much easier than in person.
