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>>79103669
Germany
Dark Red
Berlin
>>79103669
>The United Slavic Colony
>Dark Red
>Sri Lanka
>>79103669
seljuk empire
turkmenistan
brown
>>79103669
Ottoman Empire
Istanbul
Brown
>>79103934
Dark Red otherwise
China
Kaliningrad
Yellow
>>79103669
West Germany
Blue
West Germany.
>>79103669
>El Salvador is White
>Teal
>North Eastern Russia
>>79103876
Be Grey for fucks sake
>>79104109
Regular red then.
>Holy Mission of the Anglo Knight's Templar
>Gold
>England
>>79103669
Kekistan
Dark olive
Spain
>>79105381
Are you a girl?
>>79105595
Are you Ireland, from before?
>>79105381
sure
>>79105828
Yes. I am the American shitposter.
>>79105969
>>79106095
I, AM, CLETUSMAN!
So... who's in charge?
>>79103669
Roman empire
Romania
Cyan
>>79106295
Fill Germany.
>>79106295
Fill Germany.
>>79106295
Fill Spain, Portugal if spill
>>79106295
FILL HOLY ENGLAND, SPILL A SINGLE TILE INTO NORMANDY!
>>79106295
Fill Turkey
>>79106368
>>79106448
Oy vey
>>79106295
Fill the Burkina and Togo
>>79106295
Please continue filling around
TRIPS I WANT TRIPS
>>79106295
take red, spill blue
>>79106863
Oops
>>79106863
Get, fucking, rekt.
>>79106295
Plz let me join in romania and roll to full balkans
>>79106535
>>79106295
Do palis count?
>>79107163
>be Roman Empire
>start in Romania
Waiting for Grey and Yellow to roll
>>79106926
The mighty Sultan has a proposition for you. We grant you all territory east of Iran including precious India if we can claim Iran itself.
In turn, we would offer your great Empire an alliance.
>>79107673
I accept the offer mighty Sultan, my people will greatly appreciate the alliance
>>79107848
Fill Spain, spill Portugal
>>79107848
Fill Belgium, spill Netherlands.
>>79107848
Fill romania, spill balkans
>>79107848
Head for Dublin, Ireland. Spills into France.
+3
>>79107895
The Sultan is greatly pleased by the wiseness of the Seljuk Empire. May our great nations prosper together!
>>79107848
Fill Turkey
>>79107848
Fill Ghana, spill to Ivory Coast
>>79107848
Fill Germany and Czech.
>>79107993
NAP so we don't spend the entire game dicking around?
>>79107905
Same offer for you?
>>79108092
I forgot your roll and you didn't even notice
>>79107848
take red (Uzbek land first) spill blue
>>79107848
Keep filling Russia please
DUBS GIVE ME DUBS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79108172
God dammit you're right
Shame on me. Can you add it on top of the current one please
>>79108305
Yes
>>79108111
>>79108218
Seljuk we're still friends right?
>>79108111
I think I want to form an alliance with you, this time.
>>79108145
I would accept a NAP.
>>79108517
of course, i won't go north of Kazakhstan
>>79108552
Just stay West of France. I only care about Germanic lands.
>>79108111
Hi maybe you don't hear this often but your flag is very pretty
Alliance maybe?
>>79108759
Sure, just stay East of Poland.
Tell me if I forgot anything
>>79108726
May our alliance be as fruitful as Nozomi's breast
>>79108145
Done- what color r u
>>79108886
Fill Germany, spill to the Netherlands.
>>79108886
Fill romania, spill balkans
>>79108886
+6
Fill Ireland and the UK, then spill France.
>>79108733
Alright, I'll keep France and head into Italy or some shit like that.
>>79108920
Gold, I'm the UK and France.
>>79108886
Fill Turkey, spills go to Greece.
>>79108886
Fill Belgium, Spill Netherlands.
>>79108886
Fill Spain- spill to Portugal, France
>>79108886
Continue filling russia please
EL
SALVADOR
IS
WHITE
>>79108985
Take Belgium if you wish, to get West Germany off my back.
>>79109105
But I'm in France.
>>79108985
You only get the bonus from enemy capitals or fully controled regions.
>>79108886
Fill Ivory Coast and Mali, spill to Maurituania
>>79108973
The Sultan would be interested in a non agression pact with your honourable empire. As of now, we have no interest in the Balkans aside from Greece. We guarantee you not to interfere with any European affairs except Greece.
>>79108886
take red spill blue
>>79109136
Will do.
>>79109238
updated bonus
>>79109233
The holy roman empire is happy to accept such an agreement
>>79109782
KILL BELGIANS SPILL FRANCE
+12
>>79109782
Fill balkans.
>>79103669
Cuntkiller
Purple
Benghazi
>>79109782
Fill the Netherlands, spill to Czech and Austria.
>>79109782
Fill Belgium.
>>79109605
May the bonds between our empires last!
>>79109782
Fill Turkey, spill to Greece.
>>79109782
Fill Mali and Nigeria
>>79109782
take red spill blue
>>79109782
Please continue filling Russia OP
DUBS PLEASE GIVE ME DUBS
>>79109999
Those quads.
>>79110115
Please let me exist I'll import waffles
>>79109999
Hey I think you're pretty cute
perhaps we could be friends
>>79110230
Import French refugees please.
>>79110874
Defend, spills into non-blue France, try to surround him.
+12
>>79110874
Defend, spill Netherlands.
>>79110874
Fill Libya, spill Aegypt
>>79110874
Fill Germany, spill into Netherlands, and Czech.
>>79110874
Also are capital bonuses separated from nation/regional bonuses?
>>79110874
Fill Greece, spills go to Iran.
>>79111133
Forgot Bonus
>>79110874
take red spill blue
>>79110874
Fill Chad and Mali, spill to Morocco
>>79110942
>>79111020
Can there be peace?
>>79110874
Keep filling Russia please
>>79111425
I won't attack if you don't invade me.
>>79111425
Yes. Unless one of you intimidates me into attacking the other.
>>79111063
Yes
>>79111509
But my Capital is inside your borders.
>>79111509
>name is West Germany
Germany must split.
>>79111633
Kek wills it.
>>79111924
Fill the Netherlands, spill in Czech and Austria.
>>79111924
>send checks to east and west Germany
>fill France
+12
>>79111924
Fill Switzerland.
>>79111999
>79111999
Spill into Switzerland and Denmark, if there is enough.
>>79111924
Fill Iran, spill to Syria
>>79111924
Did you forget >>79111012
Continue filling Libya with Islam
>>79111924
fill red spill blue
>>79111924
Russian Caucasus MexiOP!
>>79112141
Yes I'll give you that roll as well
>>79111924
Fill Spain, spill to Portugal
>>79112515
>be OP
>win game
>?
>profit
Any openings lads?
>>79112668
No.
>>79112668
Take Kekistan.
>>79112878
>>79112955
mixed signals
LMK in next mupdate
>>79112955
Kekistan is kill
He can play as Yellow
>>79113100
china may work better
>>79113147
Stay neutral.
>>79113147
Fill Portugal, Invade France
>>79113147
Expand in Baltic States
>>79113147
Take Libya, Spill Tunisia
>>79113147
Fill Poland.
>>79113147
Defend against Mexicunts, kill them. +15
>>79113147
take red, spill blue
>>79113147
Please take Crimea and continue spilling in the Caucasus
>>79113277
>OP decides to play Risk
>OP ends up "winning"
>>79113147
Expand the glorious Empire to the entire Arabian peninsula!
>>79113305
You know your bonus is 10 right?
>>79113370
Yeah he's cheating because OP's can totally control what digits they roll.
>>79113397
>>79113299
Spill Aegypt
>>79113370
I'm just a better player
>>79113512
England = 4
France = 4
Ireland = 2
>>79113370
You're retarded. Count his territories, his bonus is legit. And like >>79113499 said, how the heck would he be able to control his digits
>>79113595
FUCK YOU MUHAMMAD
>>79113656
Deus non vult, dirty Christian. Deus non vult.
>>79113571
> I'm just a better player
desu this game is almost entirely luck-based
>>79113304
Spill?
Yours bonus is 20 you hold more than 1 capital
>>79113841
Slovakia and Italy.
>>79113801
Not this one, it has region and capital bonus
>>79113984
Good, but what do you need in order to get these bonuses? Exactly, luck.
The only way you could screw this up is by behaving like a retard and going for regions with very low bonus. But as these also tend to be regions with lower territory density, it'd be pretty much balanced again.
>>79114148
dude
all fucking board games have a pretty strong luck element.
it also means you get lucky assholes who rek my shit
>>79114396
Exactly
>>79114477
Slay Holy Cunts
>>79114477
FLEE TO SCANDINAVIA
+6
>>79114477
Continue to fill baltics
I harvest every third born of my citizens, regardless of age, and begin moving my infrastructure underground. Also, left handed pinkies to be removed from the hands of liars.
>>79114477
Defend, fill Italy, spill into Sweden.
>>79114477
Take Templar's capital.
>>79114477
Any afks
>>79114477
Complete filling Arabia.
>>79114477
Spill all over Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan
>>79114477
take red, spill blue
rip slavs
>>79114477
Fill Aegypt, Spill Sudan
>>79114716
forgot image
>>79114671
Grey but he'll die this turn
>>79114651
Do you agree to a NAP i'll give my territories in Italy in exchange?
>>79114838
Sure. As long as you agree to allow Templar's survival in Ireland.
>>79114947
Then forget about it, I'll attack you next turn
>>79115055
Fine, kill 'em.
>>79115055
Please recognize Belgian independence
>>79115102
NAP signed
>>79114482
care to aide in my attack of purple next round, honorable Sultan?
>>79115263
Absolutely. Our alliance shall remain strong.
>>79115870
Defend.
>>79115870
Defend, spills attack Mexiroaches.
>>79115870
Finish Finland, fill Ukraine, spill Libya.
>>79115870
Conquer Azerbaijan, and rest spill all over russia
>>79115870
End Bongs
>>79116042
>>79115870
North of Ukraine. Is that Belarus? Take it, and introduce ritual nipple removal as a show of good faith in any financial transaction
>>79115870
Sudan, spill defend
>>79115870
take red, spills blue (wipe out purple)
if spills after, take green, respect Ottoman and Beheader borders during fight
>>79115870
Attack in Egypt to aid our allies
Also, we officially break our NAP with the Roman Empire, as he seems AFK.
>>79116241
forgot image
PRC calls a referendum of players and asks that an EU be formed. The PRC graciously acquiesces to hosting it on one of our numerous beach resort slums.
>>79116241
if more spills, just go to south western most african nation
>>79116376
easterners invited?
>>79116246
spills go to conquering the Roman Empire
>>79116376
I will join EU.
>>79117020
Defend.
>>79116491
must have at least one europe clay
>>79116801
Welcome!
>>79117020
Fill Belarus
>>79117020
Defend if attacked
Otherwise:
Fill the rest of the Balcans
>>79117020
Algeria
>>79117159
Forgot the new capital, bonus updated
>>79117020
Fill Libya, spill Algeria and Tunisia. Cede Sweden to Templer.
>>79117358
Too late, I'm dead.
>>79117020
Fill all unclaimed Africa
>>79117358
Templar is kill
>>79117358
May I remind you that we are allied to the Seljuk Empire? If you intrude in their territories we will have no choice but declare war!
>>79117020
take red, cede blue to germany to aide in their fight against purple, spills defend borders, cut alliance with el salvador
>>79117556
don't worry, the enemy was purple, let the germans have libya
>>79117728
Thank you, alliance?
>>79117728
>>79117358
Very well.
>>79117783
certainly, if you would consider an alliance with the Ottoman's (under their Sultan's demand, of course)
>>79117789
>>79117925
Truce?
>>79117925
>>79117783
We would wholeheartedly accept.
I sense the death of Mexico.
>Germany fights north
>Ottomans fight north Africa
>Seljuks fight the southwest
>>79117134
does Azerbaijan count?
>>79117134
Does Greece count?
>>79118351
yiss
>>79117783
I'll trade Norway and Iceland for Algeria do you agree?
>>79117925
Here take Chad it give us more aesthetic borders
>>79118385
Defend
>>79118385
Fill paradise, spill haunt
>>79118385
Fill France and Norway, spill into Britain!
>>79118385
Defend.
>>79118628
I'm watching from hell, friend. Now that you've avenged me I will roam the streets of Dublin as a ghost.
>>79118385
thank you for Chad
take red, spill attack circled in blue and defend
rip purple
>>79118385
Fill Hungary
The rest goes to Germany in order to help them in their great war
>>79118827
Forgot to update alies
>>79118804
forgot image again, christ
EU proclamation 001
Germany is sound in their choices. The EU supports their proactive defense of fortress europe.
FOR
>PRC
AGAINST
ABSTAIN
>>79118385
Cede the three russian clays to Red.
Defend
>>79119222
>ABSTAIN
>>79119374
FOR
>PRC
AGAINST
ABSTAIN
>NBG
>>79118385
Ignore attacks rush into Germany take both capitals
>>79119476
for
>>79119476
The Sultan approves.
>>79118896
Seljuk, can you attack the BeHeader from the South? You may have all my African clay.
>>79119563
FOR
>PRC
>OER
AGAINST
ABSTAIN
>NBG
>>79119503
no EU clay :(
>>79119788
i planned on it, but no worries, we will sort out clay once the war is over
>>79119788
I will continue to support you with all our power (>>79118827) until the Beheader is beaten.
>>79120026
Defend.
>>79119972
How?
Tell him to cede you something that borders me
>>79120026
Give my entire roll plus bonus to Germany
>>79120026
Defend
>>79120026
OP did you count my roll in (giving my roll to Germany)
>>79120026
Fill Germany
No you can't do that, if he gives you italy you can attack me
>>79120026
Fill Morocco, take capitals in Spain and Britain. Spill Germany and France.
>>79120148
On another note, the Ottoman Empire hereby fully recognises New Belgium, as the Sultan thinks such a tiny country surviving in such an environment can only be explained through massive help by Allah himself.
>>79119874
Ally, can you cede Nigeria to us? It's needed for invading the Beheader.
>>79120026
take red, spills attack circled in blue and defend
>>79120425
continue the fight in the EU, honorable Sultan, any help is appreciated
>>79120565
But I can't fight as long as I don't have territory adjacent to orange
>>79120666
Allah is literally Satan
>>79120495
>>79120565
>>79120666
we will have to see this roll out Sultan
>>79120026
Cede Libya to the Ottomans.
>>79120741
Shut your mouth, heathen fool!
>>79120425
Thank you honorable one.
>>79120821
>>79120026
Attack Orange from Libya.
> updated bonus (+Hungary)
>>79119831
I have EU clay now
>>79120972
Welcome :)
>>79121016
EU proclamation 002
Iberian Peninsula is to be liberated and given back to Keks. UK is to be liberated and given back to Anglos.
FOR
>SE
AGAINST
ABSTAIN
>These guys can only beat me if they all ally.
>>79121343
>Implying there's anything left of them but their piled up heads.
>>79121343
>ABSTAIN
>>79121343
Abstain
>>79121488
give my roll to Germany if allowed
>>79121488
Cede Germany to New Belgium
Pretty damn cold up north thats why the gott mituns
>>79121488
Fill Britain from the North and South. Spill into Germany.
>>79121488
Attack Orange
>>79121343
AGAINST
>>79121708
Take 4 off that bonus, thought I had Spain
>riots emerge in Dublin
>niggers are lynched
>unbelievers are murdered
>politicians try to flee but are unfortunately trapped
>ISIS spreads to Ireland
>a new Muslim-Templar army rises
>>79121488
defend and give support to Ottoman and Germany
>>79121553
>>79121564
>>79121708
FOR
SE
AGAINST
OE
ABSTAIN
PRC
NB
>>79121708
which are you against Sultan, Anglos or Keks?
>>79121875
>>79121853
We propose another proclamation. Give the British Isles to the Muslim-Templars, but split the Iberian peninsula between the victors.
>>79121488
>+infinity
OP...
>>79122041
EU proclamation 003
Give the Muslim-Templars in the British Isles their independence
FOR
SE
OE
AGAINST
ABSTAIN
>>79122304
Defend.
>>79122380
Against
>>79122304
defend
>>79122041
OI YE FACKIN' ALLY BASTARD! YOU SAVED ME ARSE, PROPS TO YEU!
>>79122339
You only need MS Paint to achieve that power
>>79122304
Fill France, spill Belarus.
>>79122457
Alliance?
>>79122380
Abstain if I'm able to vote here.
>>79122041
Detailed plan for Europe:
> British Isles go to Anglos
> France goes to Germany
> Spain goes to Germany
> Portugal goes to Seljuk Empire
> Morocco and country underneath (don't know what it is) goes to Seljuk Empire
> In turn: North Sudan goes to Ottoman Empire
> Somaliland goes to Ottoman Empire
>>79122538
But of course. I will slave rolls to you.
>>79122304
map is almost cleaned
cede land african provinces west of chad to Germany, cede Africn lands east (including; and south of) Chad to Ottoman. defend border
>>79122617
just give me Portugal, no African lands
>>79122796
Ok well then
>>79122617
>He is a German
>Doesn't knows basic geography
Rapefugee confirmend
>>79122970
>Defend
>>79122970
I've never seen a more butthurt OP. Also vote here my friends.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10616769/r
>>79123080
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10616769/r
irl or in game?
>>79122617
What do with Niger and Mali?
>>79123161
We vote here, and it looks like I've won.
>>79123363
Leave them as they are
>>79122617
Here.
>>79123080
Then you haven't been here too much.
>>79122970
Defend
>>79123934
Defend.
Great game faggots
And thank you so much OP for hosting
I'm out
But here's a little reminder
Anyone gonna host another risk
>>79124187
Kill it with fire.
>>79124067
I survived the entire game I guess.
>>79124067
Last pic wasn't in that last one. Here it is.
Thanks guys for an awesome night!
>>79123934
Fill Germany, fill Belarus.
Spill into Latvia.
>>79124522
West Germany true Germany.
>>79124341
Nah, thank you.
Someone hodg ne3 risk pl
Someone host new risk pleasr
Please host risk i beg frlm cabada
