Is it even possible to wear glasses without looking like a beta male anymore? Seems like frames like this are always associated with being a hipster cuck, and wiry frames are associated with being an out of touch neckbeard.
Do I have to get contacts?
Correction sunglasses, man.
>>79078621
Aviators are top tier, also.
>>79077962
Sure you can. Just buy a frame that fits your facial silhouette and have a strong jaw line.
Rimless frames?
>>79077962
>frames like this
Big-rimmed glasses have been associated with losers since the 90's. Wear glasses with small rims or wear contact lenses.
>>79077962
Wire frames. Although it risks you looking like an autist. If your already inclined to look like one anyhow.
>>79077962
Glasses are fine just be physically in shape, that's all that's important
Don't be a skinny glasses wearing ARE YOU KIDDING ME cuck and you'll look fine
If your face is handsome then all glasses look good on you
Sorry for your shit genetics anon
>He wears glasses for vision
Shit genes. Le master white race, huh?
This is what I'm wearing, atm. I like them.
>2016
>not having contact lenses instead
>>79078856
Those would look great with your fingerless gloves!
>>79079685
vom
>>79080060
Kek
>use contacts
>run out of contacts
>wear glasses a few times in public
>"oh anon, youre look so hansome with glasses, you should wear them more often"
nah you just ugly m8
>>79079685
*teleports behind you*
*maintains virginity for 45 years*
I don't wear glasses but I like the clubmans.
They do give off a lefty vibe but depending on what else you wear you can be Austrian economist to 1960s nuclear physicist
>>79077962
>Is it even possible to wear glasses without looking like a beta male anymore?
You underestimate the european's fashion sense, anon.
Well, there are many different types of glasses. Some make you look normal, while others make you look like a complete beta cuck. Contacts are also a choice.
>>79080754
I bet you look like a menopausal librarian in those you delusional syrup guzzler
>>79080754
looks like problem glasses to me
burn them
record the footage
>>79077962
You just need to make it work for you
>>79077962
Contact lenses and lasik exist.
The kinds of glasses James Spader wore in Stargate are good.
Little round ones, like John Lennon's, are okay too.
But generally, you should go with contact lenses. I will say that it's preferable for people to see your eyes.
And aviators are fine.
>>79077962
Dont use massive frames famalam.
Literally just avoid glasses with a wide frame. Also hit the gym so you dont look cuckish
>>79081985
pretty much
>>79077962
get a pair of kojima gear.
>>79081408
contact lenses have a high chance of fucking your eyes up and lasik is expensive
>>79082287
>high chance of fucking your eyes up
all of my wut.
>>79082287
Contacts will only fuck up your eyes if you sleep in them for years on end
>>79082287
>lasik is expensive
Take a break from 4chan and you will notice it's already 2016 outside.
>>79082495
Contacts can be dangerous for your eyes' health without the proper handling and care methods. Glasses? Put 'em on, take 'em off. No problem.
>he doesn't have perfect vision
>he thinks he's white
>bad eyesight
Nice genes.
>>79082700
>white people have perfect vision
>>79081571
>The kinds of glasses James Spader wore in Stargate are good.
Kind of drugs are you on son?
we talking corrective lenses or hipster fashion frames?
>>79077962
>not embracing the hipster glasses and surprising folks with your power level
I wear thick Ray-Bans and discuss the merits of eugenics.
>>79079685
i have these kind as well
I cannot stand full frame glasses
Yes, was at a glasses store the other motnh to get frames for the first time and after the salesperson said i looked great in 30 glasses i just said to her that they all make me look like a bernie supporter and left the store.
I'm a #ContactMissile now.
>>79082689
Contacts? Put them in, take them out. Dispose after 2 weeks. What's so difficult?
>>79077962
Glasses are a sign that you are genetically inferior so it only makes sense that they're worn mostly by cucks.
Don't let betas rob you of your money or your comfort because they wear the same frames as you. If you didn't buy anything that people you don't like buy you would be naked.
It ain't the glasses you wear boy but the MAN behind them.
>>79079879
>2016
>not having LASIK eye surgery instead
plebs
>>79079317
>sorry for your shit genetics
>mexican
lol
Something about thick rims is beta, while thin rims and monocles are alpha as fuck.
>>79082884
Do you think Ja/ck/ will die soon? Motherfucker breathes like he run a 100m before flipping those baignettes
>>79082995
>discuss the merits of eugenics.
Oh god.
Ok, pay attention, I will say this once, and only once:
It does not work in humans.
Humans do not have, keeping it simple, genetic plasticity such as say, dogs. We have an extremely limited gene pool due to several near-extinction events.
if you sequence the genes of 2 apes of the same tribe, you will find more genetic diversity than you will find between 2 humans anywhere in the world, perhaps outside of aborigines (which would be more similar to the apes, harr harr) joke aside, you also cannot select for traits such as intelligence, it just doesnt work like that.
The very best you could do with selective breeding of humans, would be to remove genetic diseases, thats about it.
This is simplistic, if you actually care, you can search on the marvelous internet "why doesnt eugenics work in humans", if you decide to study genetics as I have, you will understand "why", if you don't you can still get a decent understanding.
Please dont try to sound intellectual/knowledgeable and then argue the "merits" of something that doesn't work.
makes you look like someone discussing the merits of homeopathy.
>>79077962
Honestly, who fucking cares how you look, as long as you don't act like an idiot.
no cuck here
>>79084071
>lost the war
Total cuck
>>79080754
i wear clubmans
and they're the ones who go best with my face shape, i could care less if they are problem glasses or not, they're much sober than any other frames
Contacts are for faggots
>>79079879
>>79083500
>2016
>not having perfect vision
>>79077962
The point is to blend in with the leftists so they think you're one of them
>>79077962
Donald trump also wears horn-rimmed glasses, just so you know.
>>79079685
Is that you?
>>79084036
What exactly do you think eugenics entails? Gassing everyone who doesn't have blonde hair and blue eyes?
We already practice eugenics in the States with Planned Parenthood aborting millions of Negro babies.
I wear these...Fuck the dark-rimmed faggots.
>>79084663
Rick Perry.
>>79077962
My brother can pull it off, he's a drain layer so he's fit as fuck.
>>79084332
I do now
>>79084859
S.E. Cupp.
>>79084194
>lost to part-time-dentist
Turbocuck.
>>79083500
Always thought about getting lasik. After seeing that I think i'll just deal with not being able to see past 6 feet.
>>79084935
Rachel Maddow
>tfw 25
>vision completely fucked for staring at computer and tv screens for 10-12 hours a day for 15 years
get on my level
>>79077962
My vision is augmented.
>>79077962
>Is it even possible to wear glasses without looking like a beta male anymore?
No it's not. I wear glasses. I wanted to change them since they're old and partly broken. Tried "new style" glasses.... I looked like a fucking leftist.
Made me feel bad for a week.
Worst thing was I was trying these accompanied with a girl during some shopping afternoon (yeah I know, was just trying to socialize and yes I got pussy...) and she thought it suited me well...
Creepy.
If you have enough money, a good enough insurance, and know a reputable eye surgeon who works really carefully, AND your eyesight can be fixed this way, consider laser surgery. A friend of mine did, and his life changed for the better.
On the other hand, a philosophy teacher I had during college (litterally a /r9k/ femanon tier woman, the poor soul, short ,fat, ugly, shy, probably raped when young, her only friend died in a terrorist attack during the 90's AND she had to teach litteral niggers and sandniggers philosophy) did this operation too and her eyesight became even worse. Seeing her crying about it in a corridor was really sad.
tl:dr : keep your old glasses or go with russian roulette surgery. Or use very old looking glasses like aviators to look like a complete creep, which can be good since it casts away normies. Contact lenses are a pain in the ass anyway.
>>79079685
>1 Post by this ID
confirmed
This is Jimmie.
He has the shittiest job on earth.
Cleaning up Sweden.
>>79082700
Actually black people have the least nearsightedness and Asians the most
>>79077962
It doesnt matter what you wear,
What matters is what you say.
Some people here are correct, you can pull off any look as long as you're fit
Dont tell me you're not fit
Brexit Boris Johnson.
>>79079685
These would go great with my Katana collection
>>79085281
Isn't he just a cuckservative that only seems reasonable after looking at Swedish politics?
CMON ITS 2015!
>>79083500
>LASIK
No thanks.
>After having Lasik eye surgery, Paula Cofer now needs these moisture-retaining glasses to protect her eyes when the air is dry, like at the gym or outside on windy days.
>>79085370
he needs some gay friends, christ.
>>79084036
>you also cannot select for traits such as intelligence, it just doesnt work like that.
Why not? Why do some populations of people have consistently higher IQ than others. then?
>>79085024
its not that bad. its 15 -60 seconds per eye of losing your shit trying not to blink or move your eye, staring strait up at a lazer; and then you can see perfect for the rest of your life. i did it at age 24 a year ago and it is definitely worth it.
>>79084955
KEK
i wear colored contacts like a faggot. grills have said i have nice eyes believing theyre my natural color kek
Just buy some off the wall avant garde shit. Throw them off so they can't label you.
>>79081571
>round glasses
>ever
>>79085590
LASIK isn't a one thing operation
>>79077962
if you need glasses when young, you have inferior genes, sorry, there's no cure for that.
>>79079685
Very similar pair here. A black guy i work with called them Malcom X glasses.
Fuck.
That's easy, just wear Oliver Peoples. They aren't obnoxious and you won't look like a shut in.
>>79081571
OTACON
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>>79077962
Contacts are amazing bro
>>79083453
How does he keep getting away with it ?
>>79085795
then lazer eye surgery. idfk. they shot science into my eye and now i have perfect vision
>>79077962
tfw blue eyes literally mean eyesight problems later in life
>>79077962
Just get some normal looking glasses like mine
>>79077962
People who wear glasses are beta as fuck.
I'm glad I never needed those ugly things. :)
Wear a monocle
Be like me and look like a rapist
>>79086038
And yet Carl has brown eyes, as do most brown eyed people I know.
In fact, I've never known a blue eyed person to wear glasses other than my dad and my faggot brother.
>>79085590
>rest of your life
I don't think I've ever met a lasik patient that doesn't wear glasses. It's really supposed to be something you do when you're on the verge of being legally blind to push it back a good bit.
Are there any hipsters who are conservative? I mean, they can't all be leftist SJWs can they?
>>79085405
Not entirely. By closing the borders and cutting gibs he'll free up an enormous reform space, go watch Brewster's Millions.
He snuggles up to the real cuckservatives, but only to get them to act. It's like the fucking Alamo and the ony guy with ammo left has PTSD.
The cuckservatives refuse to budge, because if they actually do something, it'll result in throwing their liberal butt-buddies under the bus.
>>79086427
Gavin McInnes
>>79086305
have the same model, except i shave my head so i look like a rapist AND a skinhead
>>79079685
I'm also wearing browline Oakleys but mine have thinner end pieces.
>>79086624
He's controlled opposition
And a communist
75% of adults use some sort of vision correction. Is there something wrong with diets/living conditions to have caused this, or have humans just always dealt with shitty eyesight? I'm guessing it's always sort of been an issue since glasses have been around for so damn long.
>>79086624
He's not conservative at all though. Maybe some neocon views on economics but he's mostly just a degenerate libertarian.
>>79086305
The 80s called they want to sue you for cultural appropriation
>>79086305
you're cute
>>79079685
good taste
the best kind of frames/lenses combo
mine are Caterpillar
use rimless or low-profile frames
>>79086864
Well we spend a lot of time now staring at things that hurts our eyesight and it was probably always a bit of a problem.
>>79077962
>>79086133
we all need them eventually. enjoy the onset of presbyopia.
>>79086722
How do you figure that?
These are what I'm wearing right now. Do they count as problem glasses?
>>79087093
More like nerdy grad student in a STEM field.
>not using an oculus rift with AR
Who else extreme myopia here (-8 diopters and worse)?
>>79087093
>plastic
>full frame
yeah
>>79086684
>>79086896
>>79086911
I just thought they were completely different than all the cucks who wear the thick plastic black frames. The onl people i see wearing the topbar frames that arent aviator sunglasses are old white men, so i felt this was the best choice for frames
>>79079685
half frames are the only kind that suit my head shape/face features
>>79087313
You need to fix your hair and shave that neckbeard and then you're all good
>>79085045
>that political whistleblower has no relevance to /pol/
>let us get back to our relevant and on-topic discussion of glasses
>>79077962
I just flew in from /adv/ and im here to give some advice.
Here's a foolproof solution I'm gonna give you four eyed faggots that gonna help you for life.
Get a pair of aviators with your prescription on, wear them all the time and then you never have to feel like a faggot ever again.
I wear some Armani glasses. Wife says I look like Clark Kent with em on.
>>79077962
Yes. you dweeb.
>>79085024
I didn't feel anything except a little pressure for a few seconds. It only took like 10 minutes. The weird part is not being able to shut your eye because it's held open sorta like pic-related. My eyesight was blurry for a few days afterwards and my eyes themselves were bloodshot and really sensitive to light, but after a week or so I had perfect vision and have ever since. Before that I couldn't see half a foot in front of me. Hopefully I won't develope problems in the future, but so far so good. It's been close to 5 or more years now since I had it done. Would recommend.
>>79077962
Just work your ass off and save money to get laser correction. It's dank as fuck senpai.
>>79087570
>running around with sunglasses in the dark
Thick rims are the look of the 'critic'.
It's a kind of cosmopolitan, modern, Jewish, 'questioning', smug, blase look.
Thin rims are the way to go.
And more rectangular are generally to be avoided. They have a kind of angry/bitter nerd look to them.
But really, you should go without glasses. Especially women. Glasses ruin women.
>>79077962
I wear glasses.
Then again it fits me perfectly because I work in IT. It's not glasses so much as it is everything else paired with them. Hair, clothes, shoes, posture, the presence of glasses doesn't signify beta orbiter statues, it just signifies bad eyesight.
A modern poor jawline and recessed maxilla don't look good on anyone, glasses or not. If you have good facial structure, you will look dominant in most glasses.
>>79087093
Those are critic / journalist glasses. They can be pulled off, it kind of depends on the man, but they're strongly linked to the enemy.
>>79085524
Yeah, it's possible for older people to develop dryness problems and stuff, but usually you're good to go if you're younger.
>>79087808
Choice A
Wearing your cuck-glasses that make you look like you're on your way to lick up the niggersemen out of your GFs vagina
Or
Choice B
Wearing a pair of bombass sunglasses.
Needless to say
Wear Costa's
>>79077962
those glasses that harrison ford wears in indiana jones. those are fairly manly.
>>79077962
If you're a skinny or fat, weak-jawlined bitch, you need not apply for glasses.
I wear pic related everyday and get compliments all the time, but then again I'm /fit/ as fuck and extremely attractive.
>>79080754
Yes.
wearing pick related
I think they are aight
>>79084036
>you also cannot select for traits such as intelligence, it just doesnt work like that
https://www.snpedia.com/index.php/Intelligence
Look at that, a list of resources suggesting some SNPs involved in intelligence. But I guess we can't select for any of them, since "it just doesn't work like that".
>if you decide to study genetics as I have
How did you study genetics? Poorly, at an American university, while drunk, and under the tutelage of a professor so left-wing that Marx would disown him?
Let me guess, you prefer Gould to Pinker?
>makes you look like someone discussing the merits of homeopathy.
This makes you look like someone arguing that whites and blacks and central Asians must by default have the same intelligence levels "because God says we're all equal", only instead of God you're basing your position on the past hundred years of communist entryism into academia.
>>79079879
enjoy your scratched retina, faggot
>>79087614
THIS. I don't wear glasses, but this is the latest fashion on Wall St. rn.
>>79077962
Just avoid hipster glasses.
>>79077962
This is what I wear. I've only ever received complements on them.
This un-/fit/ young lad wears thick black frames and yet doesn't look like a faggot. Why? Both them and the SJW share slim builds and thick glasses, yet only one looks like a major cuck. Is it the clothing? Do old photos just make men look more masculine? It's strange how if you google "harvard students 2016" and "harvard students 1950", many of the males share the same descriptive traits, yet seem far less feminine. I can't really put my finger on what it is.
>>79092522
Father figures and bigotry, both of which society NEEDS to thrive again.
>>79086427
Hi present. I'm a journalism major so I can't post my face otherwise if I get discovered I might get chased out of my department. But yeah, we're real.